Supah Ninjas (2011) s01e07 Episode Script

Thank you all again for coming.
Empire condominiums couldn't have happened.
Without your generous investments.
Arthur, we need to talk.
Not now.
I'm sure you all know Dr.
Theodore Anton.
Without my good friend Teddy, Well, vanderhauser international could have never gone green.
The press is killing me.
Please, I can't take it anymore.
You will, or the press will be the least of your problems.
Teddy, go home.
No, Arthur.
Arthur, please! Cameron.
Cameron, come here.
Everyone, this is my son, Cameron, Or as I like to call him, The future of vanderhauser international.
Whether I like it or not.
Right, dad? That's right.
Put your tie on.
We've got photos.
Where's Cameron? Go with John.
Go with John.
Dad, turn it off.
It hasn't been funny since second grade.
Did you say something? We need to start taking the bus.
Be cool.
Stay in school, Mike fukanaga.
That was some entrance.
I'm so dangerous.
That sometimes I need a police escort.
I should be on your most wanted list.
Gross, I'm about to throw up my breakfast.
I'll take that as a strong maybe.
Let's go before everyone starts to think we're friends.
Uh, these guys are my friends.
Yeah, we need to work on that.
I can't believe it.
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were Kelly.
Well, I do moisturize.
"a" squared plus "b" squared equals "c" squared.
You've still got it.
I got it, but I still don't get it.
Oh, everyone, this is Cameron.
- Hey.
- Mike, Owen, and Kelly.
Hey, what up? So what are you doing back in empire city? I thought you were away at boarding school.
I was, but then this thing happened.
And I sort of got expelled.
What what sort of thing, Like a "harmless prank gone wrong" thing.
Or a felony thing? Mike.
Let's just say it was worth it.
I hated it there, but at least I got a break from my dad.
Man, it is so good to see the girl.
That got me through seventh grade algebra.
I don't trust this guy.
Hey, man, cool treads.
Oh, thank you.
I like to consider myself a fashionista.
That's latin for Girly.
I have no idea where I'm supposed to be.
You always were clueless.
Come on.
I'll show you to class.
"I have no idea where I'm supposed to be.
" Can you believe that guy? Yeah Coolest guy ever! I know, Kelly.
I know! I know.
I know! I didn't know that.
But after Cameron moved away, I totally thought I was over him.
Mike, you must remain focused, Or you give your enemy an opening for attack.
Like this You're so lucky you don't wear pants.
I just can't stop thinking about him.
I think he might have actually gotten cuter.
Hello? Kelly? Can you hear me? All right, let us take a moment.
Apparently, we all need to talk about Cameron.
Please, let's not.
Sorry, he's just this guy I kind of liked.
But then he moved away, And I always regretted never saying anything.
Hmm, you can't relate to that at all.
Can you? Perhaps you are being given a second chance.
But grandpa, don't you always say.
It's better not to dwell on the past? Amanda, I understand how you feel.
Regret is a terrible thing.
I never told you this when I was alive, But I had a brother.
A brother? I thought you only had a sister.
We became estranged long before you were born.
We were never able to reconcile.
If you like this Cameron, And from what I have heard for the last hour, You certainly seem to, Do not wait until it is too late.
You're right.
Mike, you're a guy, right? She sees you as a guy.
That's progress.
What should I say to Cameron? Enough about Cameron.
Unless it has something to do with fighting crime, I don't want to hear about him.
Sorry.
You're completely right.
So speaking of crimes, You know the empire condos that burned down? They belonged to Cameron's dad.
Oh.
She's good.
So we're just gonna stand here.
Staring at vanderhauser buildings all night? Owen and I are bored.
Man, I hate these birds.
Why are they so angry? I told you, The police said the vanderhauser fire was an accident.
Then how do you explain.
The vanderhauser building in London.
That burned down a few weeks ago? One is an accident.
Two is a pattern.
And three is never going to happen.
Can we go home now? Quick question: How long should you wait after you text a guy.
Before you start worrying he hasn't texted you back? Calm yourself, woman.
So how long do you think I should wait.
Before I send Cam a friend request? What's his problem? - Mm-mm-mm.
Uh, guys? Is that another vanderhauser building? Hmm, looks like somebody's been playing with matches.
What is that thing? Run! Whatever it is, it's trying to barbecue us.
Run! Run! Run! Suffer the wrath of komodo! Fire in the hole! Is he wearing a dragon head? Still think those fires were an accident? You smell something burning? Dude, you don't want to know.
It's me, isn't it? I can't believe we let komodo get away.
- What else could we do against a fire-breathing freakazoid.
Except stop, drop, and roll our butts out of there? I see London.
I see France.
I see Owen in hot pants.
At least I have the legs to pull them off! This komodo is a unique enemy.
If you cannot engage in hand-to-hand combat, Then you must find a way to outsmart him.
Dojo? Vanderhauser files.
I don't get why someone is targeting Arthur vanderhauser.
He gives money to charity.
He helps the environment.
Everyone seems to love him.
Not everyone.
Says here he built over a marshland in London.
But this environmental scientist, Dr.
Anton, endorsed the building.
Looks like this Dr.
Anton is taking a lot of heat for it.
So why would he put his reputation on the line? It makes zero sense.
Then you must find something that does make sense.
Uh, but first, Owen, Please find yourself some pants.
Hey, guys, party this Saturday at inferno.
You're all invited.
Inferno? No way.
That's the hottest club in town.
- Of course it is.
- That's awesome.
I can't believe your dad's letting you throw a party.
I mean, after all the fires.
Trust me, if it's not about business, he doesn't care.
I'll see you guys Saturday.
Oh, and, um, I'll put you all on the vip list.
Sweet.
Thanks, Cam.
What am I gonna wear? Kelly is going to freak.
And when did you start calling him Cam? Just now, and I'm thinking about asking him to call me "o.
" Whatever.
There's no way I'm going to that party.
Mike, when was the last time we were invited to a cool party? Oh, that's right, never.
It's gonna be lame.
Admit it, you don't like Cam because Amanda likes him.
That is so not true.
I just think Cam is a little full of himself.
Well, you better fight for your woman, Or you're gonna regret it.
Before you know it, they'll be known as "cameranda" Or "amanderon" Or "camanda.
" Oh, that's good.
Camanda! If you want to go, go.
Oh, I know what that means.
I've known you too long, fukanaga.
You mean go, but I'll pay the price for it later.
No, really, go.
It's cool.
Okay.
But I won't enjoy myself.
Ah, Owen Reynolds plus fun.
Yup, this is how a vip rolls.
Do yourself a favor and take some notes, Starting with a capital v-I-p.
introducing the unforgettable most incredible pound-for-pound king you ever seen as I approach this ring with my team you better think about all them things I come to do to you I'm something new to you a different speed for you toe to toe, blow for blow, I came to give it to you I know you heard my name in these streets my combination put most of these cats straight to sleep .
Hey, ladies.
How did you get in here Wearing that? Hey, I know I look good.
I bejeweled this myself.
Whatever.
so if you got other plans you better think twice all right I hope you got your face tight 'cause it's gonna be a bloody sight now my game's tight I came here to groove with you champion, you're the champion oh, yeah, world's greatest champion .
Where's Mike? Hey, when you run into him and I'm not there, Do you ask where I am? Think about it.
Oh! Ooh! greatest champion you're the champion, you're the champion world's greatest champion you see, I been holdin' this title down for too long my name's strong ain't no way you gonna take this blow I'll take that.
Mike, what are you doing here? I can't believe you actually came to the party.
You told me to come.
We went over this.
Clearly you didn't hear the inflection in my voice.
You're spying on Amanda, aren't you? No.
No.
Maybe just a little.
I have a really bad feeling about Cameron.
Oh, sorry.
Cam.
I got news for you.
That bad feeling is called jealousy.
Hey, there you are.
Having fun? Oh, sorry, no, you first.
I'm having much more fun now.
This is some party.
You really went all out, Cam.
What is it with this Cam? It's, like, contagious.
Thanks.
My old man's paying for it.
He just doesn't know yet.
But the way I see it, he owes me one.
Why would you say that? Karma.
My dad only cares about two things: His buildings and my step-monster.
He even let her ship me off to boarding school in London.
London? Ow.
Hey, I'll be right back.
I'll be right here.
What? What are you doing? - I think Cameron is komodo.
- Funny.
I'm serious.
It makes total sense.
Cameron hates his father, So he's burning down all of his buildings.
Mike, lots of kids don't get along with their parents, But that doesn't make them arsonists.
Every time a building burns down, Cameron was there.
And he even went to boarding school in London.
Duh, it's not like where he went to school was some secret.
Wait.
You knew? Yeah, but it doesn't mean anything.
I've been looking for those shoes everywhere! Amanda, focus! Remember how he didn't return your texts the other night? Maybe because he was burning down a building! Do you even hear yourself? And this club, it's called inferno.
Hello! Inferno.
Not scented candle, inferno! What if he's throwing this party as an alibi.
So he can sneak out and do it again? You're insane.
Ow.
Did you just crawl out from under that table? Maybe? Okay.
Have you seen Cameron? I think he just left.
Cameron! Cameron.
He's leaving his own party early? Is that the new cool thing? No, it's because he's about to burn down another building.
I knew this night was too good to be true.
Dad, I got your text.
What's so important, it couldn't wait? Your father can't talk at the moment.
Dr.
Anton? He's very upset.
About what? Your demise.
I can't believe you synced your GPS to Cam's bike.
I think I was justified, seeing how he turned out to be.
A dragon-head-wearing fire-breathing arsonist.
You're right.
I feel like an idiot.
I never should have let my feelings cloud my judgment.
It happens.
I can't believe we h to leave Cam's party.
Before it was over.
Why do all the pretty boys have issues? Did anyone try the lettuce cups? All that flavor in one bite.
At least I don't have to deal with Cameron's groupies anymore.
Please, you're way prettier than those girls.
I mean, I didn't think any of those girls were pretty, Because they're so not my type.
Not that you're only pretty.
When being compared to ugly girls.
Abort! Abort! I don't understand, Teddy.
I thought we were friends.
Friends? You lied to me.
You promised to protect the marshland in London, But you destroyed it.
And in the process, you destroyed my reputation.
My wife has left me.
My son thinks I'm a monster.
He's not the only one.
Please, at least let my son go, Teddy.
And don't call me Teddy! I don't call you artie.
He has nothing to do with this.
He has everything to do with this.
You said yourself, he is the future of your company.
Well, now there'll be no future.
Stay still! You sure you know how to work that thing? Yeah, yeah.
I must be having problems with my service provider.
By the way, does that GPS show if Cam's been.
At any other girl's house.
Or anyplace that seems date-like? Never mind.
My bad.
Back to ninja.
Oh, I got a lock on him.
He's at vanderhauser construction.
He's going to torch his father's company.
I knew it.
He's not komodo.
Kidnapped and tied to a chair, And Cam's hair still looks perfect.
Did you know he shampoos with yogurt? So that's why it smells so good.
Oh, I'm sorry, But can we please get on with the rest of our lives? Hello? Who is that? Don't worry, we're here to help.
Get down! Is it me, or do the flames bring out Cam's highlights? They totally do.
Guys, he's reloading! He's going for Cam! - Your hair does smell nice.
- What? What? We can't even get close to komodo.
Without him trying to roast us every three seconds.
That's it.
That's how long it takes for him to recharge.
Cover me.
You've got three seconds! Three long seconds or three short seconds? I don't know.
Medium seconds? Three seconds is three seconds.
You cannot hide from komodo.
Watch out, scaly, 'cause here comes the dragon slayer! Oh, hot, hot, hot! Ay! I would have thrown in a cartwheel, But that's a choice.
Bring it, lizard breath.
Time to fry, ninja.
One.
Two.
Three.
Let go of me.
Say, "ah.
" No! Thank you for not smoking.
They're gonna be okay.
Let's jam.
There, two people.
You'd think they would've taken off komodo's lizard head.
Before sticking him in the back of the ambulance.
Maybe they couldn't.
Look at that.
It's so scary to think that Cameron almost Thanks for saving him, Mike.
You're welcome.
I'm almost there.
Yes! I won! That's it? 14 hours for this? I hate you, birds.
All right, Owen, 14 htoday's the day.
I'm gonna take your advice and fight for Amanda.
I'm telling her exactly how I feel.
As soon as I see her.
Finally.
Grandpa's right.
Life is too short to be filled with regret.
That's right.
Go for it.
Hey, look.
Take away his hair and his face and his muscles, And what do you got? Just a guy with a lot of money.
Is it just me, Or is everything happening in slow motion? Look away.
Just look away.
Camanda.