The Dangers in My Heart (2023) s01e07 Episode Script

We Swapped Places

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ANNA AKINO
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ANNA AKINO
UGLY
The internet sucks!
Besides, people online don't
"ColAca?"
DISCOVERY! COLUMBUS ACADEMY
Yamada's on TV?
Every Tuesday at 7 p.m.
That's today!
DISCOVERY! COLUMBUS ACADEMY
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
I was too late
Huh? What are you watching?
What?
If you're not gonna watch,
I'm turning it off!
I'm in love with Yamada.
But that's all.
I certainly don't want to be
her boyfriend or go out with her.
Nothing has changed
from how it's always been.
No
If anything were to change
YAMADA, HARA
I hate long-distance running.
I'm bad at it too, so let's run together.
Are you sure?
-Oh? This smells like
-Yeah.
I knew it.
But still
I thought trash events
like school festivals
and workplace tours were kind of okay,
but this is the one thing
Oh no!
As a man, I can't let Yamada beat me!
Wait
You're fast!
I told you not to talk to me
in front of others!
Did you?
Okay, I've gained some good distance
My pace has mysteriously dropped
Isn't that on backwards?
Ah, you're right!
Give me a sec!
My pace is dropping again
Ah, jeez
Huh? Why?
Your right eye.
Your right eye I've never seen it before.
Huh?
Can't breathe
We ended up coming in last.
Everyone's gone back already.
Bam!
Sorry for going on ahead.
It's fine, you should go at your own pace.
Wait no, you weren't going
at your own pace at all!
Eh? Hara-san
But you were amazing!
I couldn't catch up at all.
GRABBING HANDS FEMALE PSYCHOLOGY
No, wait, this is
Yamada we're talking about!
That much is only normal.
Why am I getting worked up over nothing?
Eh?
Eh?!
If I had a bae,
I'd wanna swap uniforms with him!
I'd show off his baggy jacket!
-Whoa, obnoxious much?
-Yeah.
But you can't do that
if you're in the same class.
There's zero chance I'd go out
with any of the boys in our class.
Yeah.
Oh no!
If she doesn't notice,
and they find out she's wearing my jacket
Ugh, why are
you wearing that gloomy jerk's jacket?!
Bet it stinks!
They'll look down on Yamada!
Fourth period class is about to begin.
If we can survive this
and lunchtime, it'll be recess
She put it on!
It has gotten a bit cold in here
I should
No!
If I knowingly put it on,
I'll be just a perv.
Then for this problem Adachi.
Huh? Ah, yes.
Oh no! The worst person to be seen by!
And he's mostly interested in her rack!
Ichikawa?!
Um
I want to solve this problem!
For real?!
Ah, then Ichikawa.
Urgh, you can totally see it!
Can I get her to notice it somehow?
Notice it already!
Hey, what's the big deal?
Are you making a pose to say,
"Leave this easy problem to me"?
-No
-You're so cool! Ichikawa-san!
No, unfortunately that's not correct.
I want to die so badly, just kill me
But the real hell begins here!
Ah, I'm so hungry!
Don't leave your chest so open!
Here.
An extra-large serving?
Time to eat!
Ah, I'm stuffed.
You filled up on way too much rice!
My heart is about to give out!
Ichikawa.
NURSE'S OFFICE
My heart managed to survive.
I wonder when they switched places.
You're right.
I didn't notice at all!
My acting sucks!
Ichikawa, you had it off the whole time.
Weren't you cold?
No, not at all.
Not anymore.
ICHIKAWA
But how long did it take Yamada to notice?
There's some rice grains stuck on it.
Wanna measure each other?
Why?
Let's do it!
It's so stiff
I'll use my hand.
If I stood up straight, I'd be taller
My turn, then.
-I need a stand.
-Rude!
Ow!
171.9 almost at 172.
Sheesh.
Then you go again.
I'll measure you properly this time.
No, I'm fine!
It's not fair if it's just me!
You're the one
who wanted to measure each other!
You saw, didn't you?!
No, I didn't!
Your weight doesn't matter, does it?
So you did see it, then!
Did not!
Did, too!
I did, but I forgot it!
Liar! You definitely remember!
Nothing really did change.
After figuring out that I'm in love.
Guess that makes sense.
Since Yamada knows nothing about it.
Hey, did you hear?
-Yamada's gonna be in a movie!
-What do we do?!
What, is that all?
I'm sure it's a garbage film
with a limited release.
I can't believe
Suga Naoki-kun is the star!
I'm so nervous!
No way!
Huh?! Even I recognize that name!
Moe-chan, it's got nothing to do with you.
Huh? We might get in contact!
Besides, the real news is
that Fukuda Kenichi is directing!
It'll be playing nationwide!
Huh? The Cannes winner?!
Even I can tell.
This is a huge chance as an actress.
The first step to
becoming a big-name actress
Why doesn't she look very happy?
Ah, that must be it.
The difference between her,
as she gradually moves up,
and the nobodies around her,
must be making her feel a bit lonely
Yamada's too nice, after all.
Homeroom's about to begin!
Everyone take your seats!
Okay!
As I told you last week,
we'll be changing seats today.
I've made lots, so everyone draw one
in order, starting from the end row!
Changing seats
A puzzle only God can solve.
Hurry it up.
Where did you end up?
Ah, we got split up.
Phew, what a relief.
What's that supposed to mean?
Now then, everyone
grab your desk and get moving!
God
God
God
God, that was close!
Hey there.
-Oh!
-Hey
We're next to each other!
-This guy!
-Thank god!
Wait, maybe this was for the best.
I'm so glad.
Which means that next to me is
It's Hara-san!
Yay!
This isn't too bad!
In fact, it's pretty great!
Or so I thought
Come on!
Why are you moving?!
Such long eyelashes!
Huh?! I'm not looking!
You just happen to be in my sight line
when I try and look at the blackboard!
Ah, shoot.
I forgot my Japanese textbook!
Here
A textbook sharing event!
That's funny!
I remember seeing it in your desk
Look!
This guy's been so pushy lately!
You sure do get along.
Still, this is a real problem.
As it stands, I can't
see the blackboard at all.
Sorry!
It's fine You can't see?
Ah, yeah
Wanna copy my notes then?
-You should tell the teacher after class.
-Yeah.
How compassionate you are, Hara-san
It's fine if it's you, huh?
Eh?
CLASS 2-3
Yamada!
What?
Don't give me that.
Why won't you come here?
You come over here!
Who made you the queen?!
Did something happen?
Is it because
she doesn't want to be in that movie?
Wait, for now, the blackboard comes first.
But she was
self-conscious about her height
I can't tell her she's
so tall that she's blocking me.
Good thing Hara-san's next to you.
Huh?
I don't care
She's so nice, and soft
And cute
Um during class
You're all I can see.
So I have trouble seeing the blackboard
I went and told the teacher.
LIBRARY
I see.
You couldn't see the blackboard.
Well, we managed to find a solution.
Why did it end up this way?!
Putting aside the fact
that it was the worst method possible.
I'm sorry.
Well, you also um have a lot going on.
A lot going on?
Um like movies
Ichikawa, you're interested in movies?!
She wants me to bring it up!
Oh yeah I heard you're gonna be in one.
That's right!
Playing a tree?
Of course not!
I play the daughter of the detective
who goes after the main character!
It's a named role and everything!
Oh, is that the extent of it?
She's in high school,
and that detective dies halfway through
Huh? She seems a lot happier than before.
Could it be because no one
wanted to talk about Yamada's role?
I've got lines as well!
You're such a creep!
That's her catchphrase.
Oh
Catchphrase?
I don't say it very often,
so I'll need to practice.
You're such a creep!
Try saying it a little more coldly.
You're such a creep.
Yeah, just like that.
You're such a creep.
Even better.
You're such a creep.
You just keep on improving
Wait.
We should do this
somewhere a bit more secluded.
Don't you think this
is a little too secluded?
Well this is the only place.
But it's a little cramped
in here for the two of us
Um when is that movie out?
It hasn't started shooting yet,
so maybe the spring after next?
That sure is a long wait.
That's just how it is.
The spring after next
GRADUATION
By then, will Yamada and I
still be able to see each other?
Will you watch it?
I'm not sure.
What?!
But I'll do my best.
What's that mean?
I'll do my best to watch it.
We're done!
What about practicing your lines?
I can't say it anymore.
Discovery! Columbus Academy!
It started
Let's get started with
Discovery! Columbus Academy!
-Huh? Where is she?
-Here we have real-life students.
We'll be letting you hear first-hand
what today's youth think!
There she is!
-Here's today's topic!
-She's in a sailor uniform!
Now then, we're talking about shumai.
Maimai, do you like shumai?
I love it!
Just like my name!
That's not even a pun!
-Is that it?
-Come on!
-Well, I guess with so many people
-Go easy on me!
Thanks. Then next up is Miku!
Is the apricot in bento really necessary?
What?! Sure it is.
They're focusing right on her!
-She's gonna say something!
-And so, those were everyone's opinions!
It can't be
-Ah, there she is again!
-This is what real middle schoolers think!
I knew it her part got cut.
Well, I'm sure it happens all the time.
What got captured is
Yamada staring too hard
Yamada laughing at
a comedian's unfunny joke
SOLVE THE SHUMAI BENTO PUZZLE!!
Yamada poking out of the overlay
Well then, see you next week!
Yamada not getting
a single line in the end.
And yet
Why do I find myself a little relieved?
I'm a scumbag.
I'm sure Yamada must be feeling so hurt
I'll try not to bring it up.
Did you see ColAca last night?!
I was on screen a lot!
-She's alright with that?!
-You think so?
Yamada's a long way
from being a big-name actress.
I could tell you tried.
Also, here.
What's this?
Suga Naoki-kun's autograph.
Don't forge his autograph!
A long, long way
Seriously, this is so sloppy!
Why did you think this would fool us?
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