The Kardashians (2022) s01e07 Episode Script

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KIM: Previously on The Kardashians
KHLOÉ: How are you and Ye?
He's so used to getting exactly
what he wants
(HORN TOOTS)
Dad picked you up in a fire truck?
How cool.
- I've never seen anything like
- Good for him.
- Good for him.
- Good for him.
Co-parenting is really hard.
How are your doctor's going?
DOCTOR: The big moment.
We could have almost anything here.
You know, there's a follicle here.
BARKER: For us to be able to
make something together.
It would be just incredible.
I am so excited for my house to be done.
I'm so excited to move in.
Tristen, how's your
daughter's father doing?
KHLOÉ: Right now,
Tristan and I are so happy.
"How did this family still keep
"all these guys around."
Like once you're in, it's like the mob.
- You can't get out like Yeah.
- Blood in blood out, right?
- You look so cute.
- You left without me.
- You just made it really obvious.
- That what?
I know what you're having.
Everyone just knows that I'm having.
Why didn't invite me to your birthday?
I didn't really invite
anyone to my birthday.
- Sorry.
- I would never not invite you.
But Scott, I'm saying, sorry,
I'm literally, I'm out.
This is so (BLEEP) ridiculous.
You won't let me speak, Scott.
So this sounds like it's not about you.
I know it's not about me.
He was taking it out on me.
It's like really not my place.
It's them two.
You need to talk to Scott
and set some real boundaries
because everyone else is in the middle.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING) I got a taste
For the finer things in life
I play to win
I'm gonna take what's mine
Don't you mess around with me
I'm a buff
The best and worst you've seen
I want what I want and I want it all now
Out of my way, I don't back down
Let me show you what I like
Let me show
- You're here.
- Hi!
Today, Kim and Kendall
have a promotional shoot for Hulu.
So I'm here to put my manager hat on
and make sure everything goes smoothly.
Did you get the text I sent you about
- Yeah.
- the Balenciaga campaign?
That's so exciting.
- Yeah.
- That's a major fashion campaign.
I've pretty much been doing like
a walking Balenciaga
campaign for a while.
Yeah.
I'd say my recent love for Balenciaga
was through Kanye.
I met Demna. He was the designer there.
Really connected with him
during the Met.
So when Demna called me and asked me
if I would be in his campaign,
it was like, oh, my God, I feel like
I've already been in a campaign.
I've showed off so much,
so it just feels right.
Since I've been like learning so much
about contracts and law school,
I feel like I can do this one on my own.
Oh, my God, you're like a walking
in-house attorney.
I feel like I've got to practice.
Like, who better to practice on
than myself?
Yes.
- But I shoot it next week. At my house.
- Where?
Oh, that's easy.
You'll still get ten percent.
Thank you, Mario.
Mario is my manager.
All right. I love you very much.
- I love you.
- I'm really excited.
She's a lawyer.
I forget there used to be
IHOP over there.
Oh, yeah, with those pancakes, Mom.
Can you take me soon?
I can take you this weekend.
I just want to do normal things
with you.
- Really?
- Yeah.
What would you like to do?
I just think when I'm pregnant,
I just want to feel really normal.
I have not been to
a grocery store in two years.
I haven't been in forever.
I want to go to the grocery stores
and pick my own things.
- Me too. It's good for our soul.
- It's good for our soul.
I wear a lot of different hats,
and two of them are mom and manager
and I'm always in the manager space.
So, when I get to be Mom,
it's the most magical time for me,
and I just want to relish every
single second.
Why don't we go?
- KYLIE: Should we start now?
- There's the most amazing grocery store
- in Malibu.
- Okay, let's go.
- This sounds like a dream.
- And I follow them online.
- Oh, my God.
- Because I'm so obsessed.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING)
I'm just tryna have some fun
KRIS: Dreams do come true.
Do you want to push the basket?
(SINGING)
I'm just tryna have some fun
One of the things
that gets a little tricky
is privacy.
I stopped going to the grocery store
because because the people
that were in the grocery store
were sneaking pictures
and then suddenly paparazzi
would show up.
It was hard.
So Kylie, start down here because
I don't want to miss anything.
- Kylie!
- What?
- Oh! Nice.
- So great. Shall we buy some?
- To support?
- I can't drink it but cute.
KRIS: Oh, my God, there's Tater tots
that are sweet potatoes.
- What?
- Who knew they made this?
This is great with vodka.
- Is that the cookie dough?
- I know. Do I need some? Maybe.
Did you see all that chocolate chunk
with double chocolate?
KYLIE: I don't like them.
- You don't like them?
- No.
(SIGHS)
Somebody dropped you in your head.
I just need the experience
of checking out.
Waited for this for years.
- Do the honors.
- Do you want to do it?
- No, you do the honors.
- Okay.
- Does it have a chip?
- It's got a little chip.
Yep. Got it.
Thank God you're here.
We're approved. Thank you.
No. We want to push the cart ourselves.
KYLIE: Bye, everybody.
KRIS: Thank you.
- Did you love it?
- I loved every minute of it.
KRIS: We get to load the car.
It makes me so happy
when my kids are having fun.
That's my heart.
Okay. You have to go put
the basket back, remember?
Don't be the customer that just leaves
the basket in the middle
of the parking lot.
Of course not. Of course not.
Okay.
Go, Kylie, go!
Good job, Kylie.
You're doing amazing, sweetie.
Wow. Look at her go.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Whoo!
Great job.
I knew you would shine.
KYLIE: Should we get a car wash?
KRIS: Perfect.
We're gonna get a car wash.
- KYLIE: I love us.
- (KRIS LAUGHS)
(SINGING)
You don't know your power, girl
I'm in your web
We could hide up in here from the world
We're on day two of our cleanse.
I just wanna hear, like, the
- Why
- Reasons why I can't exercise?
Why I'm on restriction?
All the way around.
(LAUGHS)
Our last egg retrieval
was not successful.
So our new thing that we're going
to be trying is a Panchakarma cleanse,
which is Ayurvedic.
It's like 3,000 years old,
which will get all of the toxins
that are like deep within our tissue
out of our bodies
to have better quality eggs.
(GASPS) I forgot to take my estrogen.
Should I run upstairs and take it?
- Yeah.
- Okay. I'll be right back.
KOURTNEY:
I did this cleanse 10 years ago.
I kept telling Travis about this.
And this is the one thing
that we haven't tried
that he's heard me talk about.
I'm on so much estrogen right now that
on top of not having sex with you,
we're not having caffeine.
- Yeah.
- If my moods take a turn
- Yeah.
- that's why.
I'm okay with
a bad day or a rough day with you
than a day without you.
Mmm-hmm.
Okay. Good luck.
Oh, she's here. Hi.
- Hi.
- WOMAN: How are you?
Good. How are you?
Martha is an ayurvedic expert.
She just knows all things Ayurveda
which is a way of life.
Kind of like reconnecting
to your wellness.
This is Travis.
- Hi, Travis.
- Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Pleasure.
We're on day two
- You're on day two?
- of pre-cleanse.
- He's mad at me a little bit
- No, I love her.
I love her. No, I'm miss caffeine.
I miss having sex and I miss exercising.
- I understand. This happens to all.
- That's all.
What's like the reason we can't have sex
during this?
Because when you do any movement,
like, you do exercise or you have sex,
you make your metabolism move.
The ghee actually takes all the toxins,
binds them,
brings them to your GI tract,
and when we do, the castor oil
is going to bring them out.
And then you just feel amazing.
From what I see,
I don t think there is any problem
with Travis's sperm or anything,
everything is
Does the doctors say the same?
Yeah. They said he is top notch.
- They said it was grade As.
- Great.
(LAUGHS)
Let me give you this.
- I might excuse myself for one second.
- Okay.
Just so I can listen to the song
and approve it.
- And then I'll be right back.
- Okay.
Okay. Let me see your tongue.
Anything with your neck and shoulders?
I mean, they're always just tense,
and I find myself always
going like this.
MARTHA: Mmm-hmm.
- So
- Okay, how's your
thyroid levels?
I can't remember what he said
if it was low or high.
Mmm-hmm.
And then, but he said something
and he told us
- to
- To both of you?
Well, he told me
that the thing that would help it
was drinking his cum
like four times a week.
Mmm-hmm. Okay.
I love this doctor.
KOURTNEY: After the pre-cleanse,
we will do a seven-day cleanse
where we will go to her spa every day,
and we go for, like four hours a day.
- So excited.
- Mmm-hmm.
I'm super grateful
that Travis is doing this with me.
I don't think I could do it on my own.
I just feel like it's something
like we have to do together.
We're making a baby together.
It's like
We have to be on the same page.
- Anything for you.
- Okay.
- I'm not punishing you.
- Mmm-mmm.
- It's for the good.
- I love you. I'd do anything for you.
Okay. I love you.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING)
I'm just trying to have some fun
KRIS: We're gonna get a car wash.
Whoo-hoo!
Okay, let's see.
- We're totally on the wrong side, right?
- No. This is the gas side.
Okay.
All right.
This.
(MACHINE BEEPS)
Car wash. Yes.
What does that mean, 2,000 points?
Okay.
Why not?
Kylie, I know you're jealous.
Don't you want to come out here
and just smell the fumes?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- You probably shouldn't.
- Aren't you supposed to turn the car
- Wait, turn the car off.
Thank you.
You had it with car on.
Oh.
Well, we didn't blow up.
That's the good news.
It turned off. So now what?
Oh.
Okay.
Just like
Riding
A bike.
Okay, let's get this puppy washed.
KYLIE: Wait.
Is this the drive-through one?
It says, "Please lower antenna."
Lower No. We get to sit inside.
Oh, my God.
Enter code
- What's our code?
- There's two codes.
This says express wash, $9.
That's why I bought it. I'm cheap.
- The green light. Quick. Here.
- Shit, shit.
- Oh, God (BLEEP) shit!
- Roll up your window.
This is like Disneyland.
(LAUGHING)
KYLIE: This is fun.
- KRIS: We have to bring the kids here.
- Look, it's different colors.
It's a beautiful rainbow.
- This is so fun.
- This is so fun.
You know what?
This is such a tourist attraction.
This is the best $12 we've ever spend.
Next time I'm in.
Did you wash your hands
after you touched the thing?
Yes, I just did that.
Oh, for God's sake.
Here.
Can't even high five my own kid anymore.
Wasn't that fun?
That was, like, one of the best
times I've had in a long time.
KYLIE: Yeah, that was special.
The most important thing to me
is spending time
with all my kids and my family.
And it gets harder and harder
as the years go by,
which makes me really sad.
So any chance I can grab
a little bit of time with any of them,
even if it means
going through a car wash.
I have Kylie all to myself,
and that means everything.
I think I've built up an appetite.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- TRACY: Hello.
- Hello.
Hi.
KIM: This looks like all my stuff.
I remember this coat.
I'm on this really fun journey
of just trying to figure out
what my new kind of, fashion era
is going to be.
This is like my first event
where I'm not using
my stylist and the whole team.
It's like you're going to go
back to more, like, you.
But I don't know what that is.
- Sitting here for a little bit.
- Yeah.
I'm just hoping honestly
to find a little bit of inspo today
because I have so much stuff and
I've had so many different fashion eras.
I love seeing all this stuff,
so I just want to see
kind of where I've been
and where I want to go.
I have thousands
and thousands of clothes.
I think I have, like 30,000 pieces.
TRACY: I've never seen anything
like this before.
This is so fun to see your style
evolution over the years.
Do you feel like
you'll ever sort of style wise
go back to the stuff that
you used to wear?
Well, I don't know.
That's like my biggest insecurity
is finding out what my next muse
relationship is going to be like.
It's so easy that I have my closet.
And it's just,
I have my Balenciaga room,
- and I'm like, okay, cool.
- You don't have to think about it.
- Yeah.
- But I also feel like,
for a long time to,
you've been so dependent on Kanye
and the team.
When it comes to my style,
I mean, I've always had
Kanye there as like this crutch,
to teach me so much about fashion
and having that not be there
as my crutch to like, guide me
has really forced me
to figure it out on my own.
I remember when Kanye cleaned out
your closet and replaced everything?
- Did you keep those pieces?
- Yeah.
The status of my relationship with Kanye
hasn't really been clear to people
because I was trying to figure it out,
too, and I'm ready to move on.
But I think for so long,
always depending on someone else,
I forgot that I have an opinion, too,
and I forgot that I can
make decisions, too.
Every time I look at something,
it's just like a memory.
Like this? Celine, 2012.
The crazy thing about Kim,
it's like, you could hold up a dress
and she'll tell you
where she wore the dress,
what color her eye shadow was,
if she had a bang,
if she had a high pony tail.
She has a whole story
behind every outfit that she wears.
- Quiz me. Quiz me.
- Okay.
Say an event.
Okay. How about New Year's Eve
in Las Vegas?
Which year?
White Gucci dress with a silver
My hair was like this.
I was skinnier than ever.
I remember that.
I was newly single, dark shadow
and in, like
- Big
- It was right after Kris Humphries.
KIM: Yes. And I thought I was on fire.
Did you have a bang that night?
- I did.
- I feel like you had a bang.
KIM: I did have a bang.
What was the blue eye shadow?
I remember one time Mario put
blue eye shadow on you.
Do you remember what you wore
and what it was for?
Blue eye shadow was for the Emmy's.
It was my first time
ever being invited to the Emmys,
and I wore a white one shoulder dress.
I do know what looks good on me,
and I know exactly what I like,
and I know know exactly what I want.
So sometimes I just have to, like,
drown out all of the voices
of like, people telling me
what they like
or what I should be wearing
and just go with what I like.
TRACY: I cannot believe you keep
an archive of every single thing.
Yeah.
I feel like even just
some of the next looks
that you do could just
be archived from like this,
whole entire storage place.
That's like the biggest flex ever.
Just archive from my own warehouse.
And I just want to wear sweats.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- KOURTNEY: Good morning.
- How are you?
- Good.
- Do you guys want some breakfast?
Sure.
I'm gonna give you a little bit
of rice cereal.
Thank you.
KOURTNEY: We have done
five days of a pre-cleanse
where we've had no caffeine,
no alcohol, no sex, no working out.
No sugar. We feel amazing.
And now we are starting seven days of
coming to her spa, where we will do
four hours a day of treatments.
So today for you, I'm going to,
we're going to work
- a little bit on your shoulder.
- BARKER: Mmm-hmm.
And for you,
I want to run over from other treatments
that we want to do.
Since we are going to prepare
the womb to have the baby
and then we're also going to
do the ginger footbath
that again, it brings the,
it takes the coldness out of the feet.
How are your feet are cold when I pay
so much attention to your feet.
- I know.
- It's because we haven't had sex
since seven days, babe.
That's probably why.
Lack of sex.
So whenever you guys are ready,
we can take you down.
Okay.
You never really know
exactly what treatment
you're going to be getting that day.
But it's all customized to each
individual and to what you need.
So now I'm going to put you
with this ginger,
the ginger foot bath we talked about
and that's going to help you
bring the warmth to the womb
because we are preparing for the baby.
So oil in the head,
it's so important because it's so good
for your nervous system.
With the palm of your hand
to the palm of your foot,
- we're gonna tap.
- What does that do?
What it does, it brings the energy
to the reproductive system.
We're gonna do the abhyanga now,
which is the four hand massage.
We're going to do the pinda swedana
and they're really hot.
And what this is going to do
is take the heat, the inflammation out.
(CHUCKLES)
It feels good.
So I put some herbs there,
I call it sacred wall,
because that's all the herbs
that prepare the womb.
So now they are ready. Warmed,
inside all the beautiful flowers.
How does it smell?
- So good.
- So good.
And then we're gonna sit down there.
- I want to cover this.
- We're going to cover you,
- so we'll make sure you don't get any
- Steam.
You don't get any steam.
Yeah.
Now I'm going to do something called
Shiro Basti.
Shiro Basti is we're gonna
put this like, you were a king.
We're going to put this
on top of your head.
But this is really good
for the nervous system.
And now I'm going to put some oil
in there.
When your mind is, like,
busy like yours.
Yeah.
So when you put oil,
this is going to calm down.
Can the king have his phone? (LAUGHS)
Is that okay?
- The phone? No, no, no. Sorry.
- No phone.
- So I should just chill?
- Chill.
Yeah, a little chill sometimes it's good
for your body, to chill.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- MAN: Hi, Kim.
- How are you?
- I wanna introduce you to Martina.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi. Thank you for having us.
- Of course.
I am shooting the Balenciaga campaign,
and this campaign just feels so special.
On a personal level, it's the first time
I've ever done my own contract.
And I just feel more
in control with this shoot.
So we changed the order of looks now
because of natural light.
- It's going to be amazing.
- KIM: Perfect.
And we have the poses for whatever look.
Exactly. I have some proposals
and it's up to you,
if you prefer to try out
something different.
- Okay. Perfect.
- So we can play a bit too. Yes.
I mean, this just feels amazing,
you know, to be in a campaign
for Balenciaga,
a brand that I've been wearing
for so long that I love.
I'm so excited.
It's gonna be really good.
To know that,
like, one of my favorite designers ever
is valuing my opinion
and wants me to be me
is just a good, empowering feeling.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
I'm learning to trust in myself.
You know, they're letting me use
my hair and makeup team.
They're letting me wear the same hair
I'm wearing now, this long braid
because that's what I've been wearing.
They want it in my home.
They want everything that's me.
That is the best, most empowering part.
Last week American Vogue did
a fantastic, amazing
cover try with Kendall
and as they were shooting,
they called me from set and said,
by the way, they want to offer Kendall
the cover of the March issue,
and I was like,
"Oh, my God." I was just so excited.
So I just got a call this morning
from Kendall's agent
and he says, "Good news, bad news."
and I go, "What, what's the bad news?"
And he goes, "I'm not sure that Kendall
is going to be right for this cover."
Oh, my God.
I know.
So what's the good news?
And, he said,
they asked Kim to do the cover
and be on the cover.
I'm so excited that I'm going to be
on the cover of Vogue like I don't care
how many times you be on the cover.
Like, it will never, ever get old.
I mean, when you think about it, Kim,
you were worried about
your own fashion sense without Kanye,
but you've been asked
to do the cover of American Vogue.
That's as big as it gets.
KIM: This one just feels like
extra special to me,
and I'm so honored to be a part of it.
- Oh, my God.
- I'm so excited.
As a manager, it's your problem.
I'm like this is where
you can't be a manager.
You have to be a mom
because two of my daughters
are being considered
- for the cover of American Vogue.
- Oh, my God.
What's really tough is,
her agent said to me,
who wants to be the one to tell her
that Kim's getting the cover
and not her.
I feel so bad.
- I don't know how to tell her.
- It's bittersweet.
Well, I'm not telling her.
I probably would have killed, murdered
Kendall myself to get the cover
if it was like an option
between the two of us.
My desperation back in the day,
she would have been buried
before she got this cover.
- Maybe the agent just tells
- Blurts it out.
No. Just says, "Hey, babe,
you didn't get the cover."
Then she's just going to pick up
a Vogue magazine
and you're on the cover.
Okay. I gotta go change.
- All right.
- For my shoot. I gotta get coffee.
Oh, my God, a coffee.
That's a good idea.
How are you?
Nice to see you.
- Hey.
- Hi.
How are you?
I am wonderful.
I kind of like the sweat suit.
I'm into it.
No, the whole vibe
is everything, Mom.
Being a manager comes
with a lot of ups and downs,
but one of the things I don't like
is delivering bad news.
And on top of it, I'm their mom
which makes it worse.
I don't want anybody to have
their feelings hurt or be disappointed.
Today is manager hat day,
and I have to tell Kendall
that Kim got the cover of Vogue.
I really wanted to talk to you
about the whole Vogue situation.
Yeah. Chris already talked to me.
- He did?
- Yeah.
I feel so much better.
You have no idea
how I was dreading that.
Oh, my God, why?
I didn't want it to hurt your feelings.
- Oh, my God, no. I'm chilling.
- I know.
Chris, my agent, he called me
and I'm happy for my sister
and she should be really happy.
There's not a upset bone in my body
because I think
it went to the right person.
It's all good.
I mean, I obviously love anytime I get
to work with Vogue.
Don't get me wrong.
I would have been extremely honored
and beyond excited
to get this Vogue cover.
So it would have been great.
But I mean, I'm totally It's okay.
- I know you'll have another offer.
- I'm happy to give it up to my sister.
Kendall is the best.
She's the most delicious human
in the world.
She really is.
She's happy for all of us,
and I was so anxious for nothing.
When it comes to you guys,
I get so excited and proud.
Well, I was just thinking,
maybe it's time to, you know,
have a baby.
(COUGHS)
You just choke up.
I get uncomfortable.
You keep telling me you're not getting
any younger. But guess what, Mom?
- What?
- It's my life.
- Okay? I don't know if I'm ready yet.
- Really?
Are you sure it's your life?
I still have a lot I need to figure out
before I can, like,
welcome a child into my life.
Like, I'm still like,
just enjoying life on my own.
And I'm okay with that right now.
Let me tell you a little fun fact.
When you were born,
I made your body inside my body.
So I made your eggs inside of me.
- That means that I made
- My eggs. Yes, I've seen this on TikTok.
Are you watching TikTok?
(CHUCKLES)
You're honestly revealing
yourself a little bit to me.
You know, every year that goes by,
your eggs, the count goes down
a little bit. I'm going to ask.
(LINE RINGING)
Who are you calling?
- Doctor A.
- She's busy.
- She has a job.
- She has time for me.
- Oh, my God.
- Hi, Kris.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Ask her if she
You should freeze eggs.
So for Kendall, if she has a partner,
if they're not married,
I usually recommend
at least a cycle of egg freezing.
It would be a good time to freeze eggs.
Listen, the younger you are,
the better the quality.
That's right.
All right.
Well, thanks for chatting with us.
No problem.
- Okay, Well, I think it's unanimous.
- No.
- We're gonna We're gonna have a baby.
- No.
Yay!
So happy for you.
- Not right now.
- So happy.
You're making me uncomfortable.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, my goodness.
Do you love it?
I am so excited because today,
True and I
get to move into our new dream home
that we have been building
for over two years now.
Tristan is going to be
moving in with us.
He's just in season right now.
- Look at our table, Momma.
- Look at the chairs.
Oh, my gosh. Everything.
- It's so clean and chic and beautiful.
- KRIS: Yeah, it's really chic.
And it's just so great to finally
see this, be this tangible house.
- Look at my (BLEEP) pantry.
- KRIS: Oh, come on.
COREY: No way.
KRIS: Stop.
COREY: This is a (BLEEP) bedroom.
I took a garage to do this.
COREY: Babe, are you proud?
KRIS: I'm really proud.
- I'm just so happy, you guys.
- This is (BLEEP)
amazing.
(COREY SPEAKING)
KHLOÉ: Oh, my goodness,
I can't even deal.
KRIS: (CHUCKLES) My God.
KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
I don't even want to go in here.
- I don't even want to walk in here.
- Okay, let's go.
- It's fine.
- I'll walk in.
I'm so proud of Khloé because this is
something that she did all on her own.
She paid for everything herself.
She organized everything herself.
She chose everything herself.
She used her imagination,
her creativity, her resources.
Every single thing
that went into this home
is all because of Khloé's
blood, sweat and tears.
Wow!
True, this is amazing.
What? Where's the remote?
Girl, get out of here.
It's so good. Oh, my gosh.
We're so excited
that this is our family home,
and this is where we get
to create all these memories in.
And now we get to put our roots down
and this is, this is mine.
We finally get our house.
- Did you see the picture of your dad?
- KHLOÉ: I know, it's so cute.
One of the best things
and my most favorite things
about Khloé's house
is it's right next door.
There's nothing better
than having your whole family together.
It's going to be the best thing ever.
Happiness, lots of love.
I am just, I mean, I'm overwhelmed
because I'm, it's just sensory overload.
There's too much to digest and absorb,
but I will all night.
I'm not going to sleep.
And but you guys have to.
So get the (BLEEP) out.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
Today is my American Vogue cover shoot.
I just feel good.
Like, I feel confident.
I feel super comfortable
Like, everything just feels so me
So it's really about this
sort of like, retro
future aesthetic.
I'm like, obsessed with your world
right now.
Like Balenciaga, like superhero.
- Yeah.
- Super energy,
- I think it's beautiful.
- Yeah.
It feels like I've come a long way,
you know, from not really
being that outspoken about
what I really liked and wanted
to like having full control, full say,
to even being on like, the cover
of American Vogue for the third time.
CARLOS: You looked so gorge
in the last two.
You're a different woman now, right?
You're really like in charge
and you're like,
- this is, this is me.
- Totally. And I never feel, felt like,
I always step on set
and I'm like, okay, obviously,
my first one, I was like,
I have no voice,
like whatever you want, you know.
And it was beautiful.
Years ago, like, I wouldn't have
even dreamed
that I would be in Vogue,
let alone on the cover of Vogue.
Like Vogue wasn't supposed
to be in my vocabulary.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
I don't know,
this looks a little cape-ish.
I don't really like that.
And now it's like this time
feels so different because
it feels like
I just have such an opinion.
- CARLOS: Isn't it? I really like that.
- Yeah.
Like, the styling team asking me,
"What nails do you want,
"we think this, what shape do you like,
what color do you like?"
Like I've never had
that opinion asked of me.
Here, but it should
like it'd be pinned.
Nothing before I feel like I would
wear was really me.
This is me.
- Hi, Anna.
- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?
- Hi. Good. How are you?
CARLOS: Very good.
Can you see that?
Thank you.
We're going to try
the Versace right now.
KIM: To have Anna's confidence
in me is such a special thing
and such a dream come true.
And I love that.
She trusts that we're going to
bring some new heat to Vogue.
Anna wants Versace. Anna gets Versace.
Okay.
CARLOS: You like it lower or higher?
Yeah, that looks great.
That looks amazing.
It feels like such an evolution
doing this Vogue shoot
over any other Vogue shoot.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- Hey, girl.
- Hi, Kenny. You look so cute.
- Thanks.
- How are you doing?
I'm good.
How nice does your setup look.
So nice, right?
I guys.
- How was Vogue?
- It was so cool.
I had control. The fact that I got
to pick my glam team was like, wild.
They let me wear literally
what I wanted.
Hi, Mom.
I've had zero time
with my family or friends
because I've been studying
and working and being a mom.
And I just missed my family,
and I just want to have
everyone over for dinner tonight.
- What's up, man?
- How you doing?
Me and Travis are doing
the wildest cleanse right now.
- We started.
- What?
No sex, no caffeine, no working out
What does sex have to do with it?
All you guys are really trying to do
is get the cleanest egg and sperm.
What, you can't have sex
or you can't pleasure yourself?
- None of it.
- You can't like, orgasm at all.
Because we were like,
what about oral sex?
What about hands, what about feet?
- What about
- Feet?
Anything.
Shut up.
Hold on.
Oh, look, this is what your friend
sent me today a few minutes ago.
A little while ago.
KIM: I just got that same text.
Well, very classy.
Said Kanye's coming out
with a new rap song.
- What does that mean?
- That means he's talking mad shit
about me and probably saying,
whatever.
Most men are not trashing
like, the mother of their kids
like that publicly.
We don't have to sit here
and throw stones back
- so we take it on the chin.
- You're the mother of his kids
and have done nothing
but be great to him.
When people are saying
disparaging things about any of us,
it hurts all of us because one day,
your kids are gonna read all of it,
and see all of it,
and that's something that everybody
has to be really aware of.
The truth always prevails.
KENDALL: So karma is always going
to be on your side.
Yeah, and you'll never regret
being a good person.
You never stoop to other people's level.
I will never stoop.
I think that I will never stop being me.
Like, all I can do is control how
I react to something I can't control.
- KHLOÉ: What other people do.
- How he treats me, you know,
or how he's always treated you guys.
KIM: I do recognize the impact
that my relationship
has had on my family,
and that I've never had the opportunity
to just say I'm sorry, guys.
And I've protected that for so long.
But I said I will never let
that happen to you guys again.
And like, I feel for once,
like in my life, like, I feel strong.
I'm not going to let anyone
treat you guys away.
- Or yourself.
- Or myself.
- Good evening.
- Hi.
Should we bring the dinner
to the dining room table?
- Yeah, sure.
- We'll have it right up.
KIM: Thank you.
- BARKER: This looks good. Is it keema?
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yum.
- Thank you.
- A toast to family.
Peace, happiness, love and light.
KHLOÉ: I love you.
BARKER: I love you.
- Thank you for dinner.
- Thank you so much.
- KIM: Okay, we're going to go.
- I love you.
I did your speech
that you told me to say.
KHLOÉ: What happened?
Thank you, Corey.
I was telling Khloé that I said
what she told me to.
- BARKER: To who?
- To Scott.
You need to talk to Scott
and set some real boundaries
because everyone else is in the middle.
And what happened?
I was only going to say it if he asked.
And so he called me and said,
"Hey, can I have Reign's mitt?"
And that he was like, "By the way,
should I just be expected to
- "not be invited to dinners from now?"
- He said that?
I said, honestly, there's like
some unfinished business.
And then I just said,
a conversation would be helpful.
- Yeah, what did he say?
- To get out of this strange place.
And then he was like,
"Of course I'm interested.
"This is my life."
I mean, it's good that he said that he
was open to it because it has to happen.
I would hope that someday
that everyone can be cool.
Mom, Dad and Bruce,
it took years for them to be friends.
- I don't want to rush it.
- No, and you shouldn't.
Khloé, the wise, wise sister.
KIM: Next time on The Kardashians
KHLOÉ: So it's a real Emmy.
- It's just not yours.
- Fake it till you make it.
- Talk about that in your master class.
- Right.
I think Hillary and Bill
are getting ready to do one.
Gosh, this is like our major thing.
KRIS: Of course it is.
MAN: Okay, everyone, last looks.
Picture's up.
I think it's such a cool opportunity
for two females to come together.
Gwyneth has this idea to do a collab
candle called Smells Like my Pooshie.
And I'm, you know,
just starting to, like date.
What's going on with you
and your dating life?
Can't a girl just be happy and live?
- All right.
- You guys have stalked me long enough.
I'll finally answer you.
So, this is how it went down with Pete.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)