The Watch (2020) s01e07 Episode Script

1
Why are you trying to change people
who don't want to be changed?
If you want change,
you need power.
Anybody who wants power that bad
shouldn't have it.
That would make you
the perfect leader, wouldn't it?
ANGUA: You still don't have
everything you need, Carcer.
We have no idea
how many artefacts there are.
- There's just one more.
- And it's you.
CHEERY: If this turns purple,
you've got Octiron in your blood.
CARROT: What does that mean?
CHEERY: It's normal.
If he's not the third artefact,
then who is?
You know, Lady Ramkin,
Skimmer often brags about how easy
it was to throttle your mother.
Can you guarantee
my safety, Captain?
VIMES: Cruces is gone.
SKIMMER: It's not Dr Cruces
that I'm worried about.
(LIGHT FLICKERING)
OBSERVER: Who is she?
WONSE: Find us
the worst version of Sam Vimes
and we'll make him murder
Sybil Ramkin.
OBSERVER: We've found him!
Go.
SKIMMER: Hmm.
A wizard was choking
on a poison pill.
I had to push my fingers down his throat
to prevent regurgitation.
I love that word.
Regurgitation.
He wanted to live so badly
he bit off my finger.
I wanted him to die so badly
I let him.
(CHUCKLES)
Believe in anything
that much, Vimes?
Hmm?
The Watch?
Yourself?
You stay in this city,
you're a dead man.
Isn't that true of us both?
Oh, yes, I thought
I recognised that.
The Watch Captain's badge is a
precious relic in our Guild's culture.
Remember King Veltrick?
The founder of The Watch?
He was wearing that
when an assassin cut his throat.
How appropriate that you'll be wearing
it when your time comes, Captain.
SYBIL: So you just let him walk?
If Carrot's right, Carcer's been to the
future and he knows our every move.
We don't even know
where he is or
Or who or what's helping him.
So justice
doesn't matter anymore?
Whoever that third artefact is, Carcer
is closer to finding them than we are.
We're in no shape
to take in prisoners.
I did what I had to do.
There is always a choice
between what you have to do
and what you should do.
You were gonna let that man
walk out there to his death.
I can admit when I'm wrong.
And I can admit when I'm right.
If you don't hold Skimmer here,
I will recapture him.
And by the time
I'm done with him,
he won't be so much
The Duke of Stab,
as he'll be
the Prince of Pottery!
- And Textiles!
- You said you'd given all that up.
Well, maybe I was wrong
about that, too.
Because it worked far better than
anything we've tried in here.
You step one foot
outside that door,
I will come to your mansion
and I will arrest you.
For what?
Doing what you should have done?
For taking the law
into your own hands.
Whatever law there is,
it belongs to a far stronger
set of hands than yours, Sam.
Sybil
Sybil?
(DOOR OPENS)
- One foot outside that door Eh?
- (DOOR CLOSES)
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS)
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
This is gonna hurt.
(GRUNTS)
(MACHINERY CLICKING)
Cheery, Klatchian coffee now.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(JAIL CELL DOOR SLAMS)
Somebody
didn't sleep last night.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (YELLING)
- (GRUNTS)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
You're frozen
Hey! Hey
GROUPIE: (LAUGHING) I will
(MUSIC THUMPING IN DISTANCE)
(GASPS)
Wanna do something geeky?
Should we start a
Well, what do you call it?
- Uh
- A role-playing game?
- I'm just gonna
- Oh.
I saw you upstairs at the bar.
All by yourself.
I thought maybe
you'd like to come down here
and join
my little support group
For virgins.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
What makes you think
I'm a virgin?
I'm really sensitive.
(SIGHING)
You're bleeding.
Oh, yeah,
I just had a little blood test.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Sally make it better.
- What are you doing?
- (RIPPING)
Why are you being so weird?
Is the blood poisoned?
Ugh, it's too salty?
Oh, please not sepsis.
No, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's just ordinary.
Not special or noble.
Oh, honey.
There's more to blood than nobility.
And I can tell you for a fact there's
only one noble-blood left.
Lady Sybil Ramkin.
Sally, you
You're a genius.
(VOICE DISTORTING)
So show this genius the goods.
(HISSING)
Dance!
I'm gonna go. (CLEARS THROAT)
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Shit.
He's too literal, Sally.
You're dead.
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
- Then I must be dead.
- (SCOFFS)
Yes.
This time, I actually
must be really dead.
Well, I'm not surprised.
Today's the day.
And the punishment for my sins
is an eternity in a cell with you.
We've been cell mates for two years
and you always said we would have gone
mad if we didn't have each other.
- Two years?
- Isn't that right, Mr Hand?
(IN DEEP VOICE)
That's some hurtful shit, Vimes.
But
What? How did I get here?
You're gonna die in here alone now.
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Come on, there's no
(IN DEEP VOICE)
It's my plan, my way!
Where am I? What is this place?
(IN NORMAL VOICE) It's Tanty!
Tanty Prison!
Tanty?
That place is a wreck.
It's been empty for years.
This place has never been empty.
- (PA CHIMES)
- Morning inspection.
(GOBLINS HISSING AND CLICKING)
Urdo.
Report.
Present and correct,
Officer Ironfoundersson.
Carrot?
Kid, I've never been
so glad to see you.
On the dots, Prisoner 177!
Kid, it's me, your captain.
You'll raise your hand
if you want to speak!
(GRUNTS)
(COUGHS)
Are those sandals?
You know he loves his sandals.
(IN DEEP VOICE) And don't make trouble
for the screws today.
I don't know
what's goin' on here,
but if you ever
hit me again like that,
I'll take those sandals
and shove them right up your
Enough!
Throw him to The Beast.
(GOBLIN SPEAKS IN NATIVE TONGUE)
(VIMES GRUNTING)
Beast'll rip him limb from limb.
OBSERVER 1: The worst version
of Sam Vimes.
(SNORING)
OBSERVER 2: Weak, spineless,
the most dangerous
of all humanity.
- OBSERVER 1: Oh, he's waking.
- (GASPS)
(EXCLAIMING)
Urdo?
Mr Hand?
(WHIMPERS)
(GRUNTS)
Where's Lady Ramkin?
- She left.
- Took Goodboy.
What happened to your jacket?
Nothing.
What happened to your hands?
Yeah, I like your
Your hair like that.
It really suits you and your eyebrows,
of course, they are nice
with, sort of Mm, er
Look, I think Lady Ramkin
might be the third artefact.
Wonse told me
The Grimoire Sorcerer
put Octiron
in the blood of the last king.
Lady Ramkin's the only noble-blood
left in the city.
ANGUA: What makes you
so sure about that?
(STAMMERS) Sally.
- Sally?
- Sally.
Who the hell's Sally?
Well She knows
a lot about blood.
(SNIFFING)
She's a stinking vampire.
What? You
(SNIFFING)
Your nostrils have gone all flarey.
Werewolves. Vampires.
(NECK CRACKING)
I just want him to be safe.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
Come on. Let's find Lady Ramkin.
Why's the captain running away?
Oi!
(YELLING AND GRUNTING)
ALT DETRITUS: I'm gonna beat ya,
eat ya,
and then excrete ya.
Sir, you have
the soul of a poet.
Thank the Gods! Detritus!
(BOTH GRUNT)
(COUGHS)
So good to see ya.
So good.
You cut that out.
(STRAINING) You always
signpost your jab.
(YELLING)
You killed my best friend.
I'm your best friend!
You landed on Pickety Warp.
Who's Snickety
Pickety!
- (YELLING)
- Eat ya
I don't know what's happening,
but I'm not the Sam
you think I am!
ALT DETRITUS: Hmm
How come your arm grew back?
You think I lost my arm?
Nah.
But you thought
that I thought that you did.
Let's find out who you really are.
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
- (PANTING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Hey.
- (GASPS)
Hey, where you going in a rush?
Is this the past?
Just a different present.
You look You look so young.
You know me?
Carcer Dun. You're my friend.
(GRUNTING)
You're not what
I expected either, friend.
(CARCER CHUCKLES)
That's why I busted you
out of that prison.
Yeah. Brought you into this world.
Go on. Breathe its air. Go on.
(BOTH INHALING SHARPLY)
(BOTH COUGHING)
Better than a prison cell,
though, right?
Well yeah.
Well, if you want to keep
breathing in this fresh air
(SNIFFS) Yeah.
Then you have to do
everything that I say.
Otherwise you're gonna go back to that
other place the moment you fall asleep.
- (DOOR OPENING)
- CARROT: Captain?
(GASPS)
ALT VIMES: That's the
That's the worst screw in Tanty.
Oh, well, here he works for you.
I know. For some reason,
he, er, he loves you.
(CHUCKLING) And respects you.
No, seriously.
And he'll do anything
that you tell him.
Go on. Put it on. Try it.
Try telling him,
"Stay there, Constable."
Stay there, Constable.
Yeah, yeah, but a bit more
like a pirate. Argh.
Argh. Argh.
Yeah, don't forget the eye.
So, (IN PIRATE VOICE)
"Stay there, Constable"
(YELLING IN PIRATE VOICE)
Stay there, Constable.
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) He's staying.
- He's staying.
- Feels good, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, feels powerful.
- Mm.
- Wanna keep feeling powerful?
- Yes.
Then do everything
that I tell you.
But first,
we got to get rid of them.
- Okay.
- CARCER: Hmm.
Ah, oh! Er, they're
they're looking for somebody.
Lady Ramkin?
They said she's an artefact?
They did, did they?
Interesting.
All right. Thanks.
Lead them
to Tanty Prison, all right?
- Er
- Yup.
Go
(GRUNTS)
- (IN PIRATE VOICE) Stay there!
- You got it.
- Argh.
- Off you go.
CARROT: Captain.
We need to find
Lady Ramkin immediately.
Yes.
Oh, she's waiting for us.
- Er, she is?
- Yes.
Why, sir?
She said something
about an artefact.
- So then I was right?
- Yes!
You're a good Carrot.
(GRUNTS)
Ha! I'm your captain.
Sir.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) So, er, you go get
the others and then we'll go to her.
Huh?
Why did you
run off like that, sir?
I needed a Argh!
(IN PIRATE VOICE) I needed
a breath of fresh air.
In Ankh-Morpork?
Mm. (CHUCKLES)
Fresh air.
(LAUGHING) Right.
ALT DETRITUS: This is
Great-Great-Great-Grandmother.
(STRAINING) It's a pleasure
to meet you.
These are the oldest rocks
in Tanty's foundations.
(RUMBLING)
Should you, er,
be touching Grandma like that?
ALT DETRITUS: Hmm
You're communing.
Not your world. Not my Vimes.
You been swapped.
Did, did, did Grandma
tell you that?
Stone speaks stone.
Even across splintered worlds
like yours and mine.
Splintered by what?
Decisions, mostly.
Swapped by who?
Eh
Are Are you telling me
that the Vimes from this world
- is back in the world that I come from?
- Maybe.
What's Tanty like over there?
Oh, I don't know. I'm not in Tanty.
I'm the Captain of The Watch.
(LAUGHING)
Captain of The Watch! Ha!
(LAUGHING) That is one
messed-up world.
Did you hear that, Grandma?
Captain of The Watch.
(LAUGHING)
She's laughing.
You can't hear it,
but she's laughing. (LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
Want to hear something really funny?
Your great-great-grandson
is my sergeant. Ha-ha!
So, my Vimes is in your world,
and he is your Detritus' boss?
(LAUGHING)
What, Grandma?
Help me to get back.
Hmm
Now, clearly, magic
has something to do
with me being here.
Are there any wizards in Tanty?
Help me to break out of here
and get to Unseen University.
Can we do that?
Your Detritus he's dead?
Grandma told me.
What happened?
Hey.
You
He died doing his job.
(ECHOING) No!
Second time he saved my life.
Sarge!
He was the best friend
I ever had.
You're my best friend now,
Sam Vimes.
I think I know a way
I can save you one more time.
Come with me.
He's leading them
straight into the trap.
We'll meet Vimes there and take him
onto the Ramkin mansion.
There's something else?
This Vimes is a bit pathetic,
which is a surprise,
and it turns out the Ironfoundersson kid
isn't the third artefact.
They think
it might be Lady Ramkin.
I built this to track Ironfoundersson
after he got away from us.
We can test it on her.
(OCTIMETER WARBLING)
WAYNE THE SWORD:
Here we go again.
The under-developed
magical artefact gets pulled
(VOICE FADES)
I only went along
with all this
because you said I'd get something
interesting to do.
Why'd it go silent like that?
It detects the silence that existed
before anything else.
Octiron sings
with that same silence.
It was forged by elemental magic
long before there were worlds
or men and women
to walk upon them.
Well
We don't need to know
if Ramkin is the third artefact.
We just need Vimes to kill her.
Then we're free.
And if he doesn't?
This was your idea.
I survived all these years
because I never assumed
the roof over my head today
would still be there tomorrow.
I've seen the ones
who took you out of time.
What they can do.
We need every lever we can get.
Guard them.
(GOBLIN SPEAKS IN NATIVE TONGUE)
WAYNE THE SWORD:
They're using us, Goblin.
I am only here for the exposition,
while you are nothing more
than a pointless allegory.
Hey.
CHEERY: He's acting
really weird.
Does he look like he can tell where he
is through the sole of his boots?
Ever since he met Lady Ramkin
he's been wearing Demon Rum aftershave.
CARROT: All that matters
is getting to her
He isn't wearing it now.
before Carcer
Hello, Carrot, you listening?
Just following orders.
When were your orders
to stop thinking, Carrot?
CHEERY: Where are we?
CARROT: I've read
about this place.
Tanty.
The city's first
and oldest prison.
It was built by King Veltrick
to house the arrests
he thought the Watch would make.
Now it's empty.
So why would Lady Ramkin
be meeting us in an empty prison?
Coo-ee. This way.
There's your way out.
I'm not leaving you.
Don't worry.
We meet again, Captain.
Stone speaks stone.
ALT DETRITUS: Hmm
(RUMBLING)
Go on then.
Argh, argh! (CHUCKLES)
Argh.
What's through there, Captain?
(GRUNTS)
You.
That's for putting me
in The Hut so many times.
Hut? What Hut, Captain?
What are you talking about?
Carcer
I knew something wasn't right.
CARCER: Come on, Sam.
She's waiting.
CARROT: Captain?
Captain!
(SIGHS)
Hello.
Cell inspection. Inspect
ALT CARROT: Move it along!
Prison Regulation C stroke 21 A
states that you will maintain
access of five yards at all times!
Nothing ever changes.
Hey.
How did you get away
from The Beast?
You said today's the day?
(IN DEEP VOICE) Get lost.
The day for what?
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
You know what.
You got an escape plan?
I haven't.
(IN DEEP VOICE) I have.
All right, then, I'm in.
Say please.
(SCOFFS)
Please.
All right, slag. You're in.
Er, I got a bit of a knock
on the head from The Beast.
Perhaps you could
remind me of the plan.
My associate will explain.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Thank you.
That door
is the only way out of here
and it can only get opened
by the Warden.
Hmm.
ALT URDO: Lots of doors
behind that one.
Warden's hand
opens all of them.
So
We're gonna cut it off.
Is that absolutely necessary?
(STRAINING)
(RATTLING)
CHEERY: The windows
are all barred.
The only way out's
the way we came in.
DEATH: Excuse me
but could you tell me
which one of you
is most likely
to eat the other one first?
Just trying to organise
my schedule.
Don't worry, I know this guy.
Can you help us get out of here?
Oh, sorry.
Can't really intervene.
Oh, you must have some sort of
special powers or skills?
Well, I do have
a little somethin'-somethin'.
(DEATH CHUCKLES)
I've started writing songs,
you see.
It's nothing. They're just
silly little things, really.
Not that any of you would care.
Nobody ever cares.
- We would love to hear your song.
- DEATH: Huh?
DEATH: Sweet sensation.
This one's called, uh,
Last Breath.
- (INSTRUMENT PLAYING)
- (DEATH VOCALISING)
Yeah, yeah.
Check it.
Check it. One, two,
break it down now. Uh
This is your last breath
Hello
(CHUCKLES)
I'm Death
ALT CARROT: Move it along!
(IN DEEP VOICE)
It has to happen today.
My boys are on the outside
waiting for us.
Yeah, but cutting off a hand
- (PA CHIMES)
- All stand for the Warden!
Good morning, class.
INMATES: Good morning, Warden.
As you all know,
our founder King Veltrick
bled for a better world.
The blood and the badge.
INMATES: (CHANTING)
The blood and the badge.
The blood and the badge.
The blood and the badge.
- The blood and the badge.
- The blood
In the name of his sacrifice,
this prison
is not actually a prison.
No, it's a place of learning.
A painful process.
One that requires
extreme measures.
And so, today,
Group B will go in The Hut.
INMATES: (CHANTING)
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Prisoner 177!
You're meant to be in the Hole.
Well, if the Hole didn't teach him
a lesson, the Hut certainly will.
(WHISPERING) What's in the Hut?
(WHISPERING IN NORMAL VOICE)
Everything we need to escape.
Him, too.
This is your last breath
And the people say
ALL: Hello
- DEATH: That's right. Uh.
- I'm death.
I'm Death
Yeah.
You feel me right? Call and response.
Easy to remember.
All the hallmarks
of a stadium banger.
Does it really
have to be 37 minutes long?
I can play you the club edit.
CHEERY: Actually,
tell me about your instrument?
I've never seen one
that looks like that.
DEATH: Oh.
This? I, uh, fashioned this
from what I could find.
This is an old hourglass that was just
sort of lying around.
Anyway.
I know that my appearance doesn't
exactly scream "rock star," but
Bedsprings. I need bedsprings.
people lie in bed at night
and all they can think of is me.
So, not only would I
be bringing sweet licks to this band
What have you
got in mind, Cheery?
but I would also
be bringing an audience. Uh
Ah, shit.
I've inspired them.
You do what I say,
you never have to go back.
But you have to
earn your place here.
You have to kill someone.
I've never killed anybody.
Course you haven't.
How long you been in Tanty?
Twenty years.
You know, in and out.
It's time to man up.
This is how you get out.
Killing's wrong.
Don't think about it
as right or wrong, good or bad.
There's no such thing.
There's just survival.
And this is what
you have to do to survive.
Okay.
Who do you want me to kill?
That's the Prison Warden.
CARCER: Whatever she did
to you in your world,
take it out on her in this one.
But she hasn't done anything
to me in this one, has she?
You wanna go back?
SYBIL: Sam Vimes.
(SCOFFS) Arrest me?
I'd like to see him try.
Come on, axe.
(OCTIMETER WARBLING)
We're better off
without him, Goodboy.
(WARBLING STOPS)
Let's go.
How many more do we need?
That'll do for now.
When I was a kid,
a mine tunnel collapsed.
Ten of us trapped,
lamps all shattered, tools broken.
For a minute, all we could do
was cry and scream and shout.
And then I realised
we still had the lamps.
We still had the tools.
Just needed to figure out
a new way of using them.
So, we rigged a crank
to move the rubble.
You're gonna break through
the wall with
Whatever we can find.
(HOLLOW TAPPING)
There.
(OCTIMETER WARBLING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(WARBLING STOPS)
ALT VIMES: Thank you.
CARCER: For what?
Well, this is the second time
you've saved me.
When was the first?
You, er
You pulled me up from the edge of the
roof of the Unseen University.
What?
And then you arrested me.
Arrested you for what?
We were in a gang.
And I sent you
into The Watch House
to free our friends
and kill Captain Keel
but you didn't.
So you killed him?
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I I had a crossbow on you.
I was angry at you
for betraying me
- CARCER: We can solve this!
- but I couldn't.
I couldn't go through with it.
I could never go through
with anything like that.
- VIMES: No!
- (GUN FIRES)
(PANTING)
But later,
when you locked me away,
he made you sergeant.
And then you succeeded him
as captain.
Captain of The Watch.
You were a good captain.
Kind.
(BLADE UNSHEATHES)
You wanna be free?
You made a promise.
Then you have to
go through with this.
Keep it.
(THUNDER CRACKS)
Now.
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
- (THUNDER CRASHING)
- CARCER: What you waiting for?
Lady Ramkin
isn't the third artefact.
There's no Octiron in her blood.
What does it matter?
Sam kills her, he's finished.
The Watch is finished.
We're done.
It reacted to Vimes.
You can't really think
he's got royal blood.
What if there's something else about him
that triggers the meter?
They said there's nowhere
in the multiverse
where Sam Vimes
murders Sybil Ramkin.
Maybe because
deep down he truly is noble.
Even in this version.
You mean "good"?
Like I told him,
there's no such thing.
- You don't know that
- There's no such thing.
How could there be?
That would mean
everything that I did, all of it
It would make me bad.
Wouldn't it?
Wouldn't it, Wonse?
Come.
I'll show you.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Intensive Arts and Crafts.
- INMATE: Ow!
But the screws
let us use the scissors.
They're all blunt,
but we've been sharpening up
these ones for over a month.
Right under their noses.
(LAUGHS)
(VIMES CHUCKLES)
Just have to swap them out
for these papier-mache ones.
Eyes down! Tools down!
We have a visitor.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
ALT CARCER: And who
do we have here?
Prisoner 177, sir.
Hello, Sam.
Carcer
Captain Dun of the City Watch.
It's okay.
And what are we making here?
Well, all prisoners
show Captain Dun your work!
Oh. Very nice.
Sam?
Oh, it's, um
It's just dogs. Dogs.
Well, go on. Show us.
Okay.
Yes, yes. (CHUCKLES) Doggies.
(SNICKERING)
I just need practice.
Just a bit of practice. Yeah.
- Keep at it, Sam.
- Mm.
Yeah?
Keep at it.
Great work, everyone. Thank you.
INMATES: Thank you.
I need to get out of here.
It's done.
(BOTTLES CLINKING)
(COUGHS)
Well, that was
clearly built by Goblins.
Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
You got a scent on the captain?
This way.
(GOODBOY GROWLING)
You never liked him anyway.
(GOODBOY GROWLS)
Well, that's not
what you said last time.
(GOODBOY GROWLS)
I suppose he did have nice eyes.
- (GROWLS)
- And it was
good not to be alone.
So, have you come to arrest me?
I have to stab you.
- (GOODBOY GROWLS)
- Quiet, Goodboy.
Let the man euphemise
if he wants.
He's just a little jealous.
Sorry, "Jealous"?
Of you and me.
I know
we've had our differences,
but I'm glad you're here.
I've missed you, too.
No, I
I really came here to
(KNIFE CLATTERS)
(GOODBOY WHIMPERS)
stab you.
You're not Vimes.
Skimmer.
I was just coming to find you.
Delighted to have aved you the trouble,
Lady Ramkin.
- Who's this?
- Who are you?
- Captain?
- He's not the Captain,
and you're going straight
to my basement, Skimmer.
Actually, I've come to take your corpse
with me, Lady Ramkin.
It'll be my ticket
back into the Assassin's Guild.
I have to be the one
who kills her.
Really?
Well, I don't mind who does it
just as long as I get her body.
Thanks, stranger.
Pleasure. Weirdo.
SKIMMER: There's two of us,
Lady Ramkin.
I only hope that you choose
your one shot
more wisely than your late father
chose his friends.
Oh, you didn't know? Oh.
Your parents' inhumation was ordered
by several of their closest friends.
- Mm.
- What?
Maybe it was jealousy
or perhaps deep down
they never really liked them.
(GRUNTING IN PAIN)
You were supposed to attack
while I distracted her!
You didn't say that!
Well, I wasn't gonna say it
in front of her, was I?
Take my axe.
VIMES: Ready?
ALT URDO: Here she comes!
I'm not going
back there! (GRUNTS)
(AXE CLATTERS)
(CHOKING)
Back where?
- (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
- (LAUGHING)
That badge
doesn't belong to you.
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Put your hand
through that reader.
- I don't want to hurt you.
- (GRUNTS)
If I did that, it would encourage
every prisoner in here
to think that violence
is the answer to their problems.
(LAUGHING)
Would someone please tell me
what the hell is going on?
- Forgive me.
- For what?
I have to do this.
I won't back down.
You won't?
Not ever?
I am sorry.
There's always a choice
between
what you have to do
and what you should do.
(IN DEEP VOICE)
I want that hand!
- Finish her! Finish (VOICE FADING)
- (OCTIMETER WARBLING)
(INAUDIBLE SCREAMING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(SHOUTING INAUDIBLY)
(LAUGHING)
Vimes?
Sam
- Vimes?
- Sybil?
- Is that really you?
- Is it really you?
BOTH: What was
the last thing we said
- It is you.
- Is you.
You should stop
I should probably stop
I should stop talking.
- Yeah, I will Shut.
- Yes, you should. Stop talking.
- (GLASS SMASHING)
- Hmm?
Skimmer!
- Did you see her, Captain?
- Who?
The woman who took your badge.
(QUACKS)
(SKIMMER YELLING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- "The blood and the badge"?
- That's what she said.
What was she like?
This other me?
What was he like?
(ARROW THUDS)
CARROT: Captain? We're arresting you
for aiding and abetting a fugitive.
- Come out and surrender, you imposter.
- It's all right. He's mine.
I mean, ours. He's ours.
He's our captain.
Demon Rum aftershave.
Lady Ramkin,
we think your bloodline might
Wonse took my badge.
King Veltrick was wearing it
when the Assassins cut his throat.
His blood contains Octiron.
His blood is on the badge.
Then Carcer
has everything he needs.
Shit.
CARCER: Iron in the Sword.
Iron in the Bearer.
Iron in the Crown.
Iron in its wearer.
They shine and shimmer
in Noon's First Ray.
Command the dragon
and burn the day.
(NOBLE DRAGON ROARS)
- (INSTRUMENT PLAYING)
- (DEATH VOCALISING)
DEATH: Check one, check two.
Bring the jam now.
This is your last breath
Hello, I'm Death
Let's get it.
Say hello
(CHUCKLES)
Say hello
Yeah, here we go.
I'm Death
(SIGHS)