Underemployed (2012) s01e07 Episode Script
The Focus Group
I'm a writer, and I need to write.
I quit.
Madura! Yeah! Whip those ladies into a frenzy, and it's dangerous out there.
My kind of danger.
I like you.
I like you too.
I need someone to talk to.
We talk.
About the baby, not about us.
Everything okay with your lady? Not exactly.
Here's what sucks about work.
Go.
Thanks to Daphne here, I got this amazing job, right? Mm-hmm.
To hang out in bars with girls, talk about Tequila, give out free booze, get hammered Best job ever.
You would think.
Ha! You would think, but here's the catch, and I gotta say I never saw it coming.
Syphilis.
Nope.
Gonorrhea.
Ew.
They're both very hot right now.
No, worse.
Dude, getting the fat.
What? Miles, you're not getting fat.
I'm bigger than I was before, so By how much? 4 1/2 pounds, 6 on Monday mornings.
Your body is a wonderland.
That's only because I've doubled up on the workouts and cut back on everything else.
My life is a boot camp, and it's all because of a job.
But at least you don't work in an office all day long.
In very unflattering light.
Watching people run around like lemmings every time anyone says, "Ooh, chocolate?" Come on.
And I would just like a job.
Hey, I'm paying you 50 bucks to come in and focus on Tequila tomorrow.
Yeah, and I really appreciate that, but I need a job job.
I should never have quit the donut shop.
Mm-mm-mm.
What are you smiling about? You guys.
I mean, I spend most of my days changing diapers and being bored out of my gourd, and suddenly, I'm the luckiest person in this room.
It's because you're the closest to nature.
Cue the whales.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
You and Rosemary have an actual relationship.
We're all just interchangeable cogs trading the time of our lives for cash in a system that's doomed to implode.
Suicide-inducing speech.
Check.
Game! Oh! Snap! Dude You were stripes.
Yeah.
Yeah! See, this is why I play.
Top shooting, ace.
Top shooting.
Hola.
Hey! Um, uh, I just wanted to see if you wanted me to pick up anything on my way back from my run.
Mm! We're out of grapefruit juice.
And? And Teriyaki and beef jerky, the the good kind, not generic.
Gotcha.
Mm, Besitos, mi Amor.
Bye.
Um, so what time are you gonna get back from work today? I don't know, maybe 6:30? Why? What's wrong? Nothing's wrong.
I just thought maybe we could talk about what happened with Jamel the other night.
But nothing happened physically.
I know.
At least that's what you said I know So what is there to talk about? Well, I started a relationship with someone.
I let someone else in.
I think we should deal with it.
Kinda think we just did.
Five laps.
Water? No, I can't.
Dude, take it while you still can.
We're gonna see the end of drinking water in our lifetime.
Can't.
Water bloat.
Hey, uh, can I ask you a personal question? Yeah.
So this morning, I went to go pee, and it burned like a mother.
Go see a doctor.
Can't.
No health insurance.
Free clinic? No! They make you wait around all day.
What if I get an audition? God, that's the one thing I student health services.
Dude, wait, wait, wait.
What about Maggie? - At student health services? - Yes! "A," we're not in college anymore, and, "B," didn't you, like, hook up with her and never call her back? Doesn't matter, fool.
Why? The power of hooking up with me is a light so bright, it makes everything else fade away.
That's quite a gift.
I'll race you.
Hey, Sophia.
Tim? How are those new faucets working? Best faucets ever! I've never enjoyed such a steady, firm flow, and drip-free.
Great, great.
I'll pay you rent soon.
By the end of the week? Sure.
'Cause I like you as a tenant, Sophia.
I like you as a landlord, Tim? I don't think I could handle kicking you out.
I think I'd have to go back to therapy.
And we should probably both try to avoid that.
Yeah.
Cool.
Cool.
So ready to run your first focus group? Ugh, I think so.
Deb's not gonna freak I recruited some friends, is she? As long as she sees bodies and they say what the client wants to hear.
In my experience, bringing friends in for things like this is more trouble for you than anyone else.
Nah, it won't be.
If it goes well, I think I might ask for a raise.
You might not have to.
Little thought experiment.
Excellent.
I majored in thought.
If I was gonna start my own agency, would you come with me? Are you starting your own It's a thought experiment.
If I did, would you wanna come with? Would I get a promotion? I'll make you an account manager, 40k, full benefits.
63,400.
63,400? Yeah, because I need to start paying back my student loans.
That's 15% more a month at just 59,500, but then I still owe 18,500, which I need to start paying back to the credit card companies, or they're gonna start arresting me, so, yes Fine.
63,400.
Is that the end of the experiment? That is the end of the experiment.
Fun.
Why are doing this? You don't need to workout.
You've relationship.
We're talking about The only reason you workout if you wanna to get lady.
What about or your health? Any guys who says is just try not to look shower.
What about sports? Guys who got it sports get laid.
Here's your type.
Unless you try to sleep with somehows.
No! Come with me.
Try new set ups.
What? Hold up.
Two This is Luke.
I am in the middle of a bona fide corporate intrigue.
Ooh, me too.
What's yours? Todd, my boss, he pulls me aside.
Wait, the boss you got it on with? All right, why does that need to be clarified, sir, every single time? Because it matters.
You know, I have a lot of co-workers here.
If I told you a story about one of them, uh, wouldn't you wanna know all the facts, especially if one of the facts was that my parts had been in her parts? Have your key parts been in any of your co-workers' she-parts? No, no, just, just Uh, just just making a point.
Tell your story.
He's leaving the agency, and he offered to take me with him.
Don't do it.
Why? Because having any sort of physical contact with even the most innocent turns the workplace into one more pothole filled with emotional quicksand in a life that is nothing but quicksand.
There.
There what? Nothing, nothing, just sending an important email.
Don't do it.
Stay where you are.
What's your intrigue? Huh? When I said that I had intrigue, you said you had som too.
What is it? Oh, nothing.
No.
What is it? Oh, it's nothing.
Sorry.
Hey, wait, no, you can't Oh, gotta go, bye.
Okay, Sophia, I got evicted, like, four times in L.
A.
It's really not that big a deal.
Okay, getting evicted, no big deal.
Since occupy, they came up with whole new protocols for how they move people out of places they don't want them in.
See, this scene cannot be a part of my life.
I cannot do this scene.
Okay, okay, take it easy.
Why am I not in New York at a party celebrating my book publication? 'Cause you haven't finished your book yet.
Thank you for reminding me.
Gonna be homeless.
I'm gonna be homeless! Okay.
What about your parents? I am not asking them for help.
They're still calling me and leaving me messages, asking me when I'm gonna get realistic and meet a nice boy and start going to church again.
Roommate.
Hell is other people.
So get evicted.
It's a life experience.
It's focus group time! Team Tequila, varsity squad! Hi! Hello! Welcome.
Hi! Oh, welcome.
Hi! Hi.
Um, so, we have bagels and coffee in the conference room, if you'll just walk this way.
Uh, do you have any green tea? Oh, not on me.
Well, we did one of these last week at BBDO, and they had green tea that you made in your own teapot.
Get it, girl! Um, when do we get paid? Hey.
Hey.
Did you get my email? The one about how you kissed me? Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you get mine? No.
You know why? Why? I didn't send one.
You were drunk.
We kissed.
It happens.
Not much more to say.
I know, but I But you have a baby, and you live with your girlfriend.
Yeah.
I knew all that.
I know all that, and I assume I will know all that tomorrow.
You have nothing to apologize for.
I just wanted to be clear.
Louis, I am a super-pragmatic type of person.
I don't let anyone get in the way of where I'm headed, and I don't mess with other people's journeys either.
It is a free goldfish bowl, so if you ever wanna kiss me or touch me or pretty much whatever me again, and I don't tell you to stop, you don't need to apologize.
You just need to keep on goin', and I will never show up at your door.
Okay.
How's that for clear? That'll do.
Great.
Good-bye, Louis.
- Hey, how's the family - Oh, God, aw, it's you.
They're they're good.
Good, good.
Bekah.
Yeah.
Danger zone.
Excuse me? Get to work.
63,400, full benefits.
So that would mean no more Todd? Uh, in what way would it mean that? In the wanting him way? No, no, no-no-no.
I figured that we would go to the agency, and he would be the boss, and I would be essentially more of, like, an equal person.
Uh, no, no.
Here's what you do.
Tell your boss above town you got an offer.
Don't say from where.
Okay.
Tell them you wanna see if they'll match the offer before you'll make up your mind.
They'll totally match it.
They can't afford to lose you.
Aw.
Then, you can do to Todd whatever she was doing without any fears of hr busting the door down.
I was gi We know what you were doing.
Okay, I'll do it.
Go.
Got it.
Miles! Hey! Maggie.
Look at you.
Look at you.
I was so surprised to see you on my schedule.
It says here that you're having some major pain when you urinate? Is that yours? Uh, mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Uh, it's a good thing you came in.
Um, it's from Miles.
So do you want me to check f stds while I'm at it? No, you know, that that won't be necessary.
I I run a pretty tight ship.
Even so, let's check for herpes, hep-c, scabies, and crabs.
What? I don't have any insurance.
It's not a problem.
I'll fast-track your sample.
That way, we should get back to you with the results within the hour.
Great.
Thank you.
It's great to see you again.
Great to see you too.
So what was the offer? 63,400, full benefits.
And who made you this offer? They asked for discretion.
Well, you telling me about the offer certainly says a lot about your idea of discretion.
Who was it? Daphne, come on.
It's me, the lady who pays you.
Razorfish.
Oh, Sean McNamara? Come on, Deb.
We both know there's no Sean McNamara at Razorfish.
Really? Then who did I have lunch with last week? Who was that guy? Well, I'm kidding, obvio.
Mm-hmm.
- So where'd you meet Sean? - McFadden's.
Good happy hour.
Great happy hour.
Hey Michael, um, can you get Sean McNamara on the phone for me, please? Uh, we probably just shouldn't It's okay.
Just wanna get the details of the offer before I decide if I wanna match it Okay.
And, obviously, I don't wanna make this uncomfortable for either one of us.
Obviously.
How's your focus group going? Great.
Must be, if you have time to come in here and share this fascinating story with me.
Mm-hmm.
HMO or PPO? What? What kind of insurance did Sean McNamara at Razorfish offer you? Oh, um Hello, Sean McNamara's office.
Hi, it's Deb Ebing for Sean.
One moment, please.
Thank you.
What? He didn't offer me the job.
Yeah, I know that.
So who did? Um I promise I will be very, very discreet.
Now who was it? So what's with your wiener? Nothing yet, man.
Maggie should be calling any minute.
She give you a lot of crap? No.
She was actually really cool.
Speaking of girls who were unexpectedly cool Yeah? I have a bit of a situation.
With Viv? No.
I, eh, got drunk at your thing the other night and had a moment with Bekah.
The chick from your office? No! Yes! Nothing happened.
I I kissed her, but I was I was drunk, but I apologized, and she today, she said, "no apology necessary, and whenever you wanna do it, call me, and I won't show up at your door.
" What do I do? First, don't tell me about it.
Aw, dude, I have to t somebody about it.
Raviva's my friend.
Rosemary's basically my niece.
I don't wanna deal with that crap.
Are you serious? Whatever you do is your own business.
Just don't tell me about it.
Okay.
I will tell you this for girls have chemicals in their brains that explode whenever you get them off, and those chemicals glue them to you.
Chemicals that explode Hey! She's saying she'll be fine just to get you through the door.
The second you're in, she's gonna chain you to the radiator.
I don't think she's I said don't tell me about Okay, okay, fine.
You do this often? Sixth one this week.
Do they always pay 50 bucks? Sometimes 100.
100? Are you serious? And then what? And then he goes, "we're not gonna break up.
Why do we need to talk?" Mm, mm, mm-mm-mm.
What? It's none of my business, but if you ask me, he's got something on the side.
Mm-hmm.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Daphne Glover.
Hi.
Hi, Daphne.
Hey, Daphne Glover.
Uh, when do we get paid? We'll get to that soon.
Uh, we would just like to say thank you so much.
We are so happy that you agreed to spend your time here with us today, and if you would just take the time to fill out this form.
Here you go.
How do you find out about these things? Uh, there are companies who provide people.
You just get on the list.
Can you get me on the list? Oh, excuse me, miss.
Me? Yes, could you just please just not talk, please? Oh, yeah, sorry.
No, we just have a lot of material to get through in less than an hour, so if we keep the chat to a minimum.
Okay.
First question.
- Can you get me on the list - Sophia? You really think so? Quiet quiet, please.
It's not Sorry.
First question.
Hey, Maggie.
It's Miles.
I left some pee, and you guys wanna look at it for me? Hello? Look who it is.
Mm, hey! Hey.
How's it going? Oh, no, I Thank you.
Listen, um, about, you know, what we talked about earlier, us doing stuff, and you not showing up at my door Yeah? Did you mean that? What are you asking? Are you sure you meant that? Because you want to? N no, no, no.
No.
I I'm just I'm So it's just an academic question.
Uh, no, um Mm.
So turned on right now.
I'm gonna go.
No, wait.
Follow me.
You can recycle that, you know? Just follow me, captain planet.
What are we doing here in my dad's office? Beats the copy room.
Bekah, I Shut up.
Hey, Maggie, it's Miles again.
I'm just, you know, a bit plagued with concerns and a bit anxious to hang out.
That that'd be fun too.
So, um, you know, if you happen to have a sec, and happen to know or have any insights as to why it hurts when I pee, just reach out, please.
Cool.
Bye.
That was good.
It would explain why he doesn't wanna talk about Jamel.
Viv, I've known Lou for as long as you've known him, longer.
You don't know him the way I do now.
This job has changed him.
How? It's closed him off.
He's got this whole private world all of a sudden.
It's like when we were in school, you know, even if we didn't have the same class together, we would just see each other all the time.
Now, it's What, so you think Lou is seeing somebody? I don't know.
Maybe.
I don't know anything anymore.
Maybe you didn't know anything then, either.
Maybe knowing that you don't know is a good thing.
Maybe living with the question is a good thing, because you did.
Soph Hey, I'm just saying sometimes, infidelity is like a fart.
Whoever smelt it dealt it, but, you know, I'm sure everything is totally fine.
Yeah.
Medical clinic, how can I help you? Hi, uh, is Maggie around, the, uh, the doctor? - Doctor Kimball? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, is um, is she around? No, she's with a pat right now.
Can I take a message? - Do you have my test results? - I can't tell you that, sir.
Does she have your number where she can reach you at? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but just when the doctor tells you that they're gonna have your test results in an hour, and it's been three hours, is that good or bad? Sir You know, because part of me can see, like, it being good.
Like, "ah!" You know? "There's no rush, there's nothing wrong with this guy," but another part of me can see it, like, being really bad.
Like, "how do we tell him this guy's gonna die?" Am I contagious? What if I'm contagious? I don't want to be contagious! Am I contagious? Am I patient zero? Is this airborne? Talk to me.
Come on! Sir, I'll have doctor Kimball call you just as soon as she possibly can.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Thank you.
Who is he? Oh, he is our spokesman.
Yeah, I know, but who is he? Can I get his number? Okay, what I hear you saying is that you are responding positively to this ad.
Oye, Nena, I want his number.
I'll give you his number.
Viv? Miles.
Hi.
Oh, my God, it's him! Why aren't you answering your phone? - Uh, because I have a job? - I know you're busy now, but I need you to call the clinic and pretend you're my doctor.
Miles, Miles, you can't be here right now.
I am doing a focus group.
Pretend I'm part of the group.
You can't be part of the group! It's a focus group for women! I'll pretend I'm a woman.
You pretend you're my doctor.
That's illegal and also weird.
What's with you? What's with you? I wanna get on that list.
No way.
Uh, uh, when do we get paid? Hello, Papi! My name is Charchie.
It'll only take a second.
Why not? 'Cause me and my friend here, we're minorities.
We let you in, we could put ourselves out of work.
But I really, really need the money.
Excuse me, miss Whatever? Hang on.
Yes? Is there something you're not telling me? This Asian girl is bothering me while I'm trying to think clearly about your fascinating product.
She's been totally obstructive.
Okay.
You, here.
Say you're my doctor.
Say you're my doctor.
You're my doctor.
Bye! Come here.
Bye.
You go sit.
Stay.
I would really appreciate it, especially considering this is my job, and especially considering that I brought both of you here so that you could be paid a little bit of money Considering that I let you come work here, even though I was against it from the first place, and because I'm trying to get a raise Oh, [bleep.]
.
What? What? I said get out! Oh, no.
Get out! Oh, [bleep.]
.
- Stay away from me.
- What happened? What happened? Look at me.
- I'm in an office carrying a box.
- What do you think happened? Sorry.
What were you thinking? I didn't plan to.
I just I wanted to see if she would match your offer, and then she called my bluff.
- And it never occurred to - No, it occurred to me.
I just I didn't plan it all came out.
She said she'd be discreet.
Do you want me to leave with you, Jerry Maguire style? I will do it.
No.
Just leave me alone.
Well, can I see you tonight? Daphne, no.
We're done.
Like done done? Yeah, done done done.
You walk around here being all naive and pretending to be stupid, but you know exactly what you're doing, don't you? I am not pretending to be stupid.
I am stupid.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Congratulations on your raise.
I didn't ask for a raise.
Yeah, well maybe you should, because you just saved the company a ton of important clients.
Nice work.
Where'd you learn to do that? What? That thing with your fingers.
I don't know.
Guess it's just a skill I've evolved over time.
I took piano lessons.
Yeah, well, I took clarinet, but I don't remember picking up any special talents like that.
You'll have to let me know how my embouchure's holding up, you know, next time.
You gonna be okay? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
We messed around in my dad's office.
I have a girlfriend and a kid.
I'm fine.
Lou, it's not like we had sex.
It's a big day.
Big day.
But I feel fine.
I'm gonna go get back to work.
Good.
Then I'll see you out there.
Give me two minutes to clear, and, um, you know, put yourself back together.
You said you were gonna be discreet.
Are you starting this conversation with an indictment of me? No.
I did what I had to do to protect the best interests of this agency.
He was gonna take a number of our clients, not to mention some of our best and brightest employees, and you.
I hate this.
Here's what I don't understand He's so mad at me.
Why aren't you mad at him? Ooh, why would I be mad at him? Because he put you in a position where you could've lost all the goodwill and loyalty that you built up at this agency.
Could've lost.
Yeah.
Could've lost.
So you, um you're not gonna fire me? No.
You know why? No.
Neither do I.
Now get out of my office.
If you're not gonna fire me, might this be a good time to talk about a raise? Get out! Okay, um, where were we? It's more like, "where do we need to be next?" We gotta go.
No.
No, we haven't finished.
We have barely even gotten started.
It's not my problem! Me and Charchie got a focus group on hybrids across town.
One day free rental.
Mm-hmm.
Take me! Uh-uh, when do we get paid? Now.
Here.
Take 'em.
Take 'em.
Take 'em.
Take 'em.
Take 'em, you lazy, capitalist sluts! Now just get out, get out! What is your problem? What is yours? Uh, Sophia, I didn't invite you here to find work.
I invited you here to do some.
And I'm about to get evicted! That's not my problem! Then neither is this.
Come on, babe, your money.
It's not worth it.
Hey, do you think Lou's seeing someone? What? Do you think he's seeing someone else? Do you think he's seeing someone on the side? Is that possible? Where did Miles go? He's seeing someone, isn't he? I'm done! Stop talking crazy.
Okay, I'm about to be thrown out on the street, and all she can think about is whether she gets some stupid forms filled out for her stupid focus group.
It's her job, and you have to admit it wasn't like we were making it any easier on her.
Okay.
But if she doesn't apologize to me, I'm serious: I'm out.
God, I remember reading On The Road and thinking how cool it would be to be out there on the road with nothing but a backpack and a few books, some jazz records, and now, I'm so scared.
God, I'm so bourgeois.
And yet, how am I ever gonna write my masterpiece? I mean, I am so scared of being evicted, I feel like my heart is gonna blow up! Sophia, Jack Kerouac spent some time on the road.
He didn't write On The Road on the road.
He wrote it at many kitchen tables while couch surfing the continent.
Something will turn up, I promise, and you will write your masterpiece.
Now, come on, let's go get Rosemary.
Think you got problems? That monkey can't walk, can't talk, can't feed herself.
Compared to her, you've got it made.
Hey, Viv, what about the bill? Dine and dash.
Hey.
Where's doctor Campbell? - Kimball? - Yeah.
She's with a patient.
Hey! Sir! Wait wait a minute! Come back here, sir oh, God.
I'm calling security.
Wow.
Maggie! Miles! What's the frickin' deal? - Miles, I'm with a patient.
- I left you, like, ten messages.
Why haven't you called me back? I'm sorry, did I forget to call you back? Yes, you did.
I've been checking my phon every five minutes.
You don't leave someone hanging just like that.
It's inhumane.
Don't you people take a vow or something not to do something like that? You know what? I must've just got busy.
Just give it to me straight: What's the matter with me? Am I gonna die? Just tell me.
Nothing.
You have a very mild urinary tract infection.
Drink some cranberry juice.
You'll be fine in a week, okay? But now, you know what it feels like when someone doesn't call you back.
Ohh.
Hey, piano fingers.
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink? Can't.
Rosemary got a Maybe tomorrow.
Or another day, yeah.
We can plan it.
Sure.
Don't go home and get weird, okay? Or if you do, call me.
See ya tomorrow.
Yeah.
Why didn't you answer my calls? Uh, you got me fired, remember? You got yourself fired, and you put me in a position that jeopardizes all of the goodwill and the loyalty that I built up at the agency.
You sound like Deb.
Yeah, well, she's right.
Are you done? Yes.
Today was the worst day ever.
No, it isn't.
I'm so sorry.
I I didn't wanna get you fired.
I know.
Come here.
Me? Yeah, you.
I just ordered some dinner, if you wanna stay awhile.
I can't, I I gotta go see my friends.
So you came to leave.
Yeah, I did.
Well, maybe someday, you'll come to stay now that we don't work together.
Yeah.
Maybe I will.
Hey.
How much for the desk? 40 bucks.
40 bucks? Come on! It's covering bacteria.
It's not the mattress.
It's the desk.
I'm the guy.
I know what guys doing with a desk.
- Come on! - 10 bucks.
Done.
You're my friend.
This is not the desk, ah? Hey.
How'd Rosemary like your mom's? Great.
She couldn't shut up about it.
Uh, do you have a minute to talk about us? Um, yeah.
I thought you didn't wanna talk everything to death.
I didn't, but I think maybe you were right.
If we don't talk about stuff, we'll never get better at it, and then, it'll just get worse.
I think I get that now.
Really? Yeah.
So, um Anything you wanna say? Yeah.
Just that Just that what? Just that I was wrong to start whatever it was with Jamel.
He just made me feel better about myself, kind of like what I thought I was gonna feel when I first moved to L.
A.
I'm sorry.
About what? That I don't make you feel that way.
Um, so, is it Is it over? What? Us? No-no-no, no.
No, between you and Jamel.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Look: This time we got together because I showed up pregnant, which is fine.
It's kinda weird, but yeah, it's fine.
But let's just start being together now, because we wanna be together, and just because we want to see if it gets better Unless you don't want to.
No, no, I I want to.
I want to.
Good.
So deal? Deal.
Sophia! Wait! What are you doing here? Hang on.
What's this? Open it.
Hmm.
50 bucks.
Yeah, for focusing, remember? Thank you.
Wait! There's something I wanna tell you.
If I had gotten fired today, I could've gone and lived with my dad.
I don't know what I would do if I didn't have that safety net.
I still don't know what to do, but Lou and Raviva asked me to hang out, and I should really be home looking for a cheaper place to live.
Wait! I'm sorry, okay? I was only thinking of myself today, and that was not right.
Me too.
I guess there's something going around.
Thank you for the 50 bucks, anyway.
Okay, will you go in now? Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Let's knock together.
Seriously, what are you doing here? You'll see.
It's open! Surprise! What is this? Rosemary isn't going to need her own room for at least another year.
Kind of annoying that we're paying to heat it, and it's not even being used.
Eh, this this is for me? Hell yeah, for you.
Told you something would turn up.
Oh, I thought last time you guys had roommates, things got complicated.
Just keep your pants down to a respectable level.
And he'll be fine.
You know, I don't have any money.
Like, I wouldn't be able to pay any rent.
That's cool.
So you'll finally be able to just write.
This is a good thing.
Oh, my gosh, I feel really, really weird about accepting this.
Sophia, we have no money and no connections.
This might be our only chance to ever hook you up, just until you're famous.
I could look after the baby sometimes if that helped.
That would be so great.
So great.
I love you guys! Oh, come here! What? Who makes the light? Well, hopefully, not the leg.
I quit.
Madura! Yeah! Whip those ladies into a frenzy, and it's dangerous out there.
My kind of danger.
I like you.
I like you too.
I need someone to talk to.
We talk.
About the baby, not about us.
Everything okay with your lady? Not exactly.
Here's what sucks about work.
Go.
Thanks to Daphne here, I got this amazing job, right? Mm-hmm.
To hang out in bars with girls, talk about Tequila, give out free booze, get hammered Best job ever.
You would think.
Ha! You would think, but here's the catch, and I gotta say I never saw it coming.
Syphilis.
Nope.
Gonorrhea.
Ew.
They're both very hot right now.
No, worse.
Dude, getting the fat.
What? Miles, you're not getting fat.
I'm bigger than I was before, so By how much? 4 1/2 pounds, 6 on Monday mornings.
Your body is a wonderland.
That's only because I've doubled up on the workouts and cut back on everything else.
My life is a boot camp, and it's all because of a job.
But at least you don't work in an office all day long.
In very unflattering light.
Watching people run around like lemmings every time anyone says, "Ooh, chocolate?" Come on.
And I would just like a job.
Hey, I'm paying you 50 bucks to come in and focus on Tequila tomorrow.
Yeah, and I really appreciate that, but I need a job job.
I should never have quit the donut shop.
Mm-mm-mm.
What are you smiling about? You guys.
I mean, I spend most of my days changing diapers and being bored out of my gourd, and suddenly, I'm the luckiest person in this room.
It's because you're the closest to nature.
Cue the whales.
It's true.
It's true.
It's true.
You and Rosemary have an actual relationship.
We're all just interchangeable cogs trading the time of our lives for cash in a system that's doomed to implode.
Suicide-inducing speech.
Check.
Game! Oh! Snap! Dude You were stripes.
Yeah.
Yeah! See, this is why I play.
Top shooting, ace.
Top shooting.
Hola.
Hey! Um, uh, I just wanted to see if you wanted me to pick up anything on my way back from my run.
Mm! We're out of grapefruit juice.
And? And Teriyaki and beef jerky, the the good kind, not generic.
Gotcha.
Mm, Besitos, mi Amor.
Bye.
Um, so what time are you gonna get back from work today? I don't know, maybe 6:30? Why? What's wrong? Nothing's wrong.
I just thought maybe we could talk about what happened with Jamel the other night.
But nothing happened physically.
I know.
At least that's what you said I know So what is there to talk about? Well, I started a relationship with someone.
I let someone else in.
I think we should deal with it.
Kinda think we just did.
Five laps.
Water? No, I can't.
Dude, take it while you still can.
We're gonna see the end of drinking water in our lifetime.
Can't.
Water bloat.
Hey, uh, can I ask you a personal question? Yeah.
So this morning, I went to go pee, and it burned like a mother.
Go see a doctor.
Can't.
No health insurance.
Free clinic? No! They make you wait around all day.
What if I get an audition? God, that's the one thing I student health services.
Dude, wait, wait, wait.
What about Maggie? - At student health services? - Yes! "A," we're not in college anymore, and, "B," didn't you, like, hook up with her and never call her back? Doesn't matter, fool.
Why? The power of hooking up with me is a light so bright, it makes everything else fade away.
That's quite a gift.
I'll race you.
Hey, Sophia.
Tim? How are those new faucets working? Best faucets ever! I've never enjoyed such a steady, firm flow, and drip-free.
Great, great.
I'll pay you rent soon.
By the end of the week? Sure.
'Cause I like you as a tenant, Sophia.
I like you as a landlord, Tim? I don't think I could handle kicking you out.
I think I'd have to go back to therapy.
And we should probably both try to avoid that.
Yeah.
Cool.
Cool.
So ready to run your first focus group? Ugh, I think so.
Deb's not gonna freak I recruited some friends, is she? As long as she sees bodies and they say what the client wants to hear.
In my experience, bringing friends in for things like this is more trouble for you than anyone else.
Nah, it won't be.
If it goes well, I think I might ask for a raise.
You might not have to.
Little thought experiment.
Excellent.
I majored in thought.
If I was gonna start my own agency, would you come with me? Are you starting your own It's a thought experiment.
If I did, would you wanna come with? Would I get a promotion? I'll make you an account manager, 40k, full benefits.
63,400.
63,400? Yeah, because I need to start paying back my student loans.
That's 15% more a month at just 59,500, but then I still owe 18,500, which I need to start paying back to the credit card companies, or they're gonna start arresting me, so, yes Fine.
63,400.
Is that the end of the experiment? That is the end of the experiment.
Fun.
Why are doing this? You don't need to workout.
You've relationship.
We're talking about The only reason you workout if you wanna to get lady.
What about or your health? Any guys who says is just try not to look shower.
What about sports? Guys who got it sports get laid.
Here's your type.
Unless you try to sleep with somehows.
No! Come with me.
Try new set ups.
What? Hold up.
Two This is Luke.
I am in the middle of a bona fide corporate intrigue.
Ooh, me too.
What's yours? Todd, my boss, he pulls me aside.
Wait, the boss you got it on with? All right, why does that need to be clarified, sir, every single time? Because it matters.
You know, I have a lot of co-workers here.
If I told you a story about one of them, uh, wouldn't you wanna know all the facts, especially if one of the facts was that my parts had been in her parts? Have your key parts been in any of your co-workers' she-parts? No, no, just, just Uh, just just making a point.
Tell your story.
He's leaving the agency, and he offered to take me with him.
Don't do it.
Why? Because having any sort of physical contact with even the most innocent turns the workplace into one more pothole filled with emotional quicksand in a life that is nothing but quicksand.
There.
There what? Nothing, nothing, just sending an important email.
Don't do it.
Stay where you are.
What's your intrigue? Huh? When I said that I had intrigue, you said you had som too.
What is it? Oh, nothing.
No.
What is it? Oh, it's nothing.
Sorry.
Hey, wait, no, you can't Oh, gotta go, bye.
Okay, Sophia, I got evicted, like, four times in L.
A.
It's really not that big a deal.
Okay, getting evicted, no big deal.
Since occupy, they came up with whole new protocols for how they move people out of places they don't want them in.
See, this scene cannot be a part of my life.
I cannot do this scene.
Okay, okay, take it easy.
Why am I not in New York at a party celebrating my book publication? 'Cause you haven't finished your book yet.
Thank you for reminding me.
Gonna be homeless.
I'm gonna be homeless! Okay.
What about your parents? I am not asking them for help.
They're still calling me and leaving me messages, asking me when I'm gonna get realistic and meet a nice boy and start going to church again.
Roommate.
Hell is other people.
So get evicted.
It's a life experience.
It's focus group time! Team Tequila, varsity squad! Hi! Hello! Welcome.
Hi! Oh, welcome.
Hi! Hi.
Um, so, we have bagels and coffee in the conference room, if you'll just walk this way.
Uh, do you have any green tea? Oh, not on me.
Well, we did one of these last week at BBDO, and they had green tea that you made in your own teapot.
Get it, girl! Um, when do we get paid? Hey.
Hey.
Did you get my email? The one about how you kissed me? Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you get mine? No.
You know why? Why? I didn't send one.
You were drunk.
We kissed.
It happens.
Not much more to say.
I know, but I But you have a baby, and you live with your girlfriend.
Yeah.
I knew all that.
I know all that, and I assume I will know all that tomorrow.
You have nothing to apologize for.
I just wanted to be clear.
Louis, I am a super-pragmatic type of person.
I don't let anyone get in the way of where I'm headed, and I don't mess with other people's journeys either.
It is a free goldfish bowl, so if you ever wanna kiss me or touch me or pretty much whatever me again, and I don't tell you to stop, you don't need to apologize.
You just need to keep on goin', and I will never show up at your door.
Okay.
How's that for clear? That'll do.
Great.
Good-bye, Louis.
- Hey, how's the family - Oh, God, aw, it's you.
They're they're good.
Good, good.
Bekah.
Yeah.
Danger zone.
Excuse me? Get to work.
63,400, full benefits.
So that would mean no more Todd? Uh, in what way would it mean that? In the wanting him way? No, no, no-no-no.
I figured that we would go to the agency, and he would be the boss, and I would be essentially more of, like, an equal person.
Uh, no, no.
Here's what you do.
Tell your boss above town you got an offer.
Don't say from where.
Okay.
Tell them you wanna see if they'll match the offer before you'll make up your mind.
They'll totally match it.
They can't afford to lose you.
Aw.
Then, you can do to Todd whatever she was doing without any fears of hr busting the door down.
I was gi We know what you were doing.
Okay, I'll do it.
Go.
Got it.
Miles! Hey! Maggie.
Look at you.
Look at you.
I was so surprised to see you on my schedule.
It says here that you're having some major pain when you urinate? Is that yours? Uh, mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Uh, it's a good thing you came in.
Um, it's from Miles.
So do you want me to check f stds while I'm at it? No, you know, that that won't be necessary.
I I run a pretty tight ship.
Even so, let's check for herpes, hep-c, scabies, and crabs.
What? I don't have any insurance.
It's not a problem.
I'll fast-track your sample.
That way, we should get back to you with the results within the hour.
Great.
Thank you.
It's great to see you again.
Great to see you too.
So what was the offer? 63,400, full benefits.
And who made you this offer? They asked for discretion.
Well, you telling me about the offer certainly says a lot about your idea of discretion.
Who was it? Daphne, come on.
It's me, the lady who pays you.
Razorfish.
Oh, Sean McNamara? Come on, Deb.
We both know there's no Sean McNamara at Razorfish.
Really? Then who did I have lunch with last week? Who was that guy? Well, I'm kidding, obvio.
Mm-hmm.
- So where'd you meet Sean? - McFadden's.
Good happy hour.
Great happy hour.
Hey Michael, um, can you get Sean McNamara on the phone for me, please? Uh, we probably just shouldn't It's okay.
Just wanna get the details of the offer before I decide if I wanna match it Okay.
And, obviously, I don't wanna make this uncomfortable for either one of us.
Obviously.
How's your focus group going? Great.
Must be, if you have time to come in here and share this fascinating story with me.
Mm-hmm.
HMO or PPO? What? What kind of insurance did Sean McNamara at Razorfish offer you? Oh, um Hello, Sean McNamara's office.
Hi, it's Deb Ebing for Sean.
One moment, please.
Thank you.
What? He didn't offer me the job.
Yeah, I know that.
So who did? Um I promise I will be very, very discreet.
Now who was it? So what's with your wiener? Nothing yet, man.
Maggie should be calling any minute.
She give you a lot of crap? No.
She was actually really cool.
Speaking of girls who were unexpectedly cool Yeah? I have a bit of a situation.
With Viv? No.
I, eh, got drunk at your thing the other night and had a moment with Bekah.
The chick from your office? No! Yes! Nothing happened.
I I kissed her, but I was I was drunk, but I apologized, and she today, she said, "no apology necessary, and whenever you wanna do it, call me, and I won't show up at your door.
" What do I do? First, don't tell me about it.
Aw, dude, I have to t somebody about it.
Raviva's my friend.
Rosemary's basically my niece.
I don't wanna deal with that crap.
Are you serious? Whatever you do is your own business.
Just don't tell me about it.
Okay.
I will tell you this for girls have chemicals in their brains that explode whenever you get them off, and those chemicals glue them to you.
Chemicals that explode Hey! She's saying she'll be fine just to get you through the door.
The second you're in, she's gonna chain you to the radiator.
I don't think she's I said don't tell me about Okay, okay, fine.
You do this often? Sixth one this week.
Do they always pay 50 bucks? Sometimes 100.
100? Are you serious? And then what? And then he goes, "we're not gonna break up.
Why do we need to talk?" Mm, mm, mm-mm-mm.
What? It's none of my business, but if you ask me, he's got something on the side.
Mm-hmm.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Daphne Glover.
Hi.
Hi, Daphne.
Hey, Daphne Glover.
Uh, when do we get paid? We'll get to that soon.
Uh, we would just like to say thank you so much.
We are so happy that you agreed to spend your time here with us today, and if you would just take the time to fill out this form.
Here you go.
How do you find out about these things? Uh, there are companies who provide people.
You just get on the list.
Can you get me on the list? Oh, excuse me, miss.
Me? Yes, could you just please just not talk, please? Oh, yeah, sorry.
No, we just have a lot of material to get through in less than an hour, so if we keep the chat to a minimum.
Okay.
First question.
- Can you get me on the list - Sophia? You really think so? Quiet quiet, please.
It's not Sorry.
First question.
Hey, Maggie.
It's Miles.
I left some pee, and you guys wanna look at it for me? Hello? Look who it is.
Mm, hey! Hey.
How's it going? Oh, no, I Thank you.
Listen, um, about, you know, what we talked about earlier, us doing stuff, and you not showing up at my door Yeah? Did you mean that? What are you asking? Are you sure you meant that? Because you want to? N no, no, no.
No.
I I'm just I'm So it's just an academic question.
Uh, no, um Mm.
So turned on right now.
I'm gonna go.
No, wait.
Follow me.
You can recycle that, you know? Just follow me, captain planet.
What are we doing here in my dad's office? Beats the copy room.
Bekah, I Shut up.
Hey, Maggie, it's Miles again.
I'm just, you know, a bit plagued with concerns and a bit anxious to hang out.
That that'd be fun too.
So, um, you know, if you happen to have a sec, and happen to know or have any insights as to why it hurts when I pee, just reach out, please.
Cool.
Bye.
That was good.
It would explain why he doesn't wanna talk about Jamel.
Viv, I've known Lou for as long as you've known him, longer.
You don't know him the way I do now.
This job has changed him.
How? It's closed him off.
He's got this whole private world all of a sudden.
It's like when we were in school, you know, even if we didn't have the same class together, we would just see each other all the time.
Now, it's What, so you think Lou is seeing somebody? I don't know.
Maybe.
I don't know anything anymore.
Maybe you didn't know anything then, either.
Maybe knowing that you don't know is a good thing.
Maybe living with the question is a good thing, because you did.
Soph Hey, I'm just saying sometimes, infidelity is like a fart.
Whoever smelt it dealt it, but, you know, I'm sure everything is totally fine.
Yeah.
Medical clinic, how can I help you? Hi, uh, is Maggie around, the, uh, the doctor? - Doctor Kimball? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, is um, is she around? No, she's with a pat right now.
Can I take a message? - Do you have my test results? - I can't tell you that, sir.
Does she have your number where she can reach you at? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but just when the doctor tells you that they're gonna have your test results in an hour, and it's been three hours, is that good or bad? Sir You know, because part of me can see, like, it being good.
Like, "ah!" You know? "There's no rush, there's nothing wrong with this guy," but another part of me can see it, like, being really bad.
Like, "how do we tell him this guy's gonna die?" Am I contagious? What if I'm contagious? I don't want to be contagious! Am I contagious? Am I patient zero? Is this airborne? Talk to me.
Come on! Sir, I'll have doctor Kimball call you just as soon as she possibly can.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Thank you.
Who is he? Oh, he is our spokesman.
Yeah, I know, but who is he? Can I get his number? Okay, what I hear you saying is that you are responding positively to this ad.
Oye, Nena, I want his number.
I'll give you his number.
Viv? Miles.
Hi.
Oh, my God, it's him! Why aren't you answering your phone? - Uh, because I have a job? - I know you're busy now, but I need you to call the clinic and pretend you're my doctor.
Miles, Miles, you can't be here right now.
I am doing a focus group.
Pretend I'm part of the group.
You can't be part of the group! It's a focus group for women! I'll pretend I'm a woman.
You pretend you're my doctor.
That's illegal and also weird.
What's with you? What's with you? I wanna get on that list.
No way.
Uh, uh, when do we get paid? Hello, Papi! My name is Charchie.
It'll only take a second.
Why not? 'Cause me and my friend here, we're minorities.
We let you in, we could put ourselves out of work.
But I really, really need the money.
Excuse me, miss Whatever? Hang on.
Yes? Is there something you're not telling me? This Asian girl is bothering me while I'm trying to think clearly about your fascinating product.
She's been totally obstructive.
Okay.
You, here.
Say you're my doctor.
Say you're my doctor.
You're my doctor.
Bye! Come here.
Bye.
You go sit.
Stay.
I would really appreciate it, especially considering this is my job, and especially considering that I brought both of you here so that you could be paid a little bit of money Considering that I let you come work here, even though I was against it from the first place, and because I'm trying to get a raise Oh, [bleep.]
.
What? What? I said get out! Oh, no.
Get out! Oh, [bleep.]
.
- Stay away from me.
- What happened? What happened? Look at me.
- I'm in an office carrying a box.
- What do you think happened? Sorry.
What were you thinking? I didn't plan to.
I just I wanted to see if she would match your offer, and then she called my bluff.
- And it never occurred to - No, it occurred to me.
I just I didn't plan it all came out.
She said she'd be discreet.
Do you want me to leave with you, Jerry Maguire style? I will do it.
No.
Just leave me alone.
Well, can I see you tonight? Daphne, no.
We're done.
Like done done? Yeah, done done done.
You walk around here being all naive and pretending to be stupid, but you know exactly what you're doing, don't you? I am not pretending to be stupid.
I am stupid.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Congratulations on your raise.
I didn't ask for a raise.
Yeah, well maybe you should, because you just saved the company a ton of important clients.
Nice work.
Where'd you learn to do that? What? That thing with your fingers.
I don't know.
Guess it's just a skill I've evolved over time.
I took piano lessons.
Yeah, well, I took clarinet, but I don't remember picking up any special talents like that.
You'll have to let me know how my embouchure's holding up, you know, next time.
You gonna be okay? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
We messed around in my dad's office.
I have a girlfriend and a kid.
I'm fine.
Lou, it's not like we had sex.
It's a big day.
Big day.
But I feel fine.
I'm gonna go get back to work.
Good.
Then I'll see you out there.
Give me two minutes to clear, and, um, you know, put yourself back together.
You said you were gonna be discreet.
Are you starting this conversation with an indictment of me? No.
I did what I had to do to protect the best interests of this agency.
He was gonna take a number of our clients, not to mention some of our best and brightest employees, and you.
I hate this.
Here's what I don't understand He's so mad at me.
Why aren't you mad at him? Ooh, why would I be mad at him? Because he put you in a position where you could've lost all the goodwill and loyalty that you built up at this agency.
Could've lost.
Yeah.
Could've lost.
So you, um you're not gonna fire me? No.
You know why? No.
Neither do I.
Now get out of my office.
If you're not gonna fire me, might this be a good time to talk about a raise? Get out! Okay, um, where were we? It's more like, "where do we need to be next?" We gotta go.
No.
No, we haven't finished.
We have barely even gotten started.
It's not my problem! Me and Charchie got a focus group on hybrids across town.
One day free rental.
Mm-hmm.
Take me! Uh-uh, when do we get paid? Now.
Here.
Take 'em.
Take 'em.
Take 'em.
Take 'em.
Take 'em, you lazy, capitalist sluts! Now just get out, get out! What is your problem? What is yours? Uh, Sophia, I didn't invite you here to find work.
I invited you here to do some.
And I'm about to get evicted! That's not my problem! Then neither is this.
Come on, babe, your money.
It's not worth it.
Hey, do you think Lou's seeing someone? What? Do you think he's seeing someone else? Do you think he's seeing someone on the side? Is that possible? Where did Miles go? He's seeing someone, isn't he? I'm done! Stop talking crazy.
Okay, I'm about to be thrown out on the street, and all she can think about is whether she gets some stupid forms filled out for her stupid focus group.
It's her job, and you have to admit it wasn't like we were making it any easier on her.
Okay.
But if she doesn't apologize to me, I'm serious: I'm out.
God, I remember reading On The Road and thinking how cool it would be to be out there on the road with nothing but a backpack and a few books, some jazz records, and now, I'm so scared.
God, I'm so bourgeois.
And yet, how am I ever gonna write my masterpiece? I mean, I am so scared of being evicted, I feel like my heart is gonna blow up! Sophia, Jack Kerouac spent some time on the road.
He didn't write On The Road on the road.
He wrote it at many kitchen tables while couch surfing the continent.
Something will turn up, I promise, and you will write your masterpiece.
Now, come on, let's go get Rosemary.
Think you got problems? That monkey can't walk, can't talk, can't feed herself.
Compared to her, you've got it made.
Hey, Viv, what about the bill? Dine and dash.
Hey.
Where's doctor Campbell? - Kimball? - Yeah.
She's with a patient.
Hey! Sir! Wait wait a minute! Come back here, sir oh, God.
I'm calling security.
Wow.
Maggie! Miles! What's the frickin' deal? - Miles, I'm with a patient.
- I left you, like, ten messages.
Why haven't you called me back? I'm sorry, did I forget to call you back? Yes, you did.
I've been checking my phon every five minutes.
You don't leave someone hanging just like that.
It's inhumane.
Don't you people take a vow or something not to do something like that? You know what? I must've just got busy.
Just give it to me straight: What's the matter with me? Am I gonna die? Just tell me.
Nothing.
You have a very mild urinary tract infection.
Drink some cranberry juice.
You'll be fine in a week, okay? But now, you know what it feels like when someone doesn't call you back.
Ohh.
Hey, piano fingers.
Hey.
Wanna grab a drink? Can't.
Rosemary got a Maybe tomorrow.
Or another day, yeah.
We can plan it.
Sure.
Don't go home and get weird, okay? Or if you do, call me.
See ya tomorrow.
Yeah.
Why didn't you answer my calls? Uh, you got me fired, remember? You got yourself fired, and you put me in a position that jeopardizes all of the goodwill and the loyalty that I built up at the agency.
You sound like Deb.
Yeah, well, she's right.
Are you done? Yes.
Today was the worst day ever.
No, it isn't.
I'm so sorry.
I I didn't wanna get you fired.
I know.
Come here.
Me? Yeah, you.
I just ordered some dinner, if you wanna stay awhile.
I can't, I I gotta go see my friends.
So you came to leave.
Yeah, I did.
Well, maybe someday, you'll come to stay now that we don't work together.
Yeah.
Maybe I will.
Hey.
How much for the desk? 40 bucks.
40 bucks? Come on! It's covering bacteria.
It's not the mattress.
It's the desk.
I'm the guy.
I know what guys doing with a desk.
- Come on! - 10 bucks.
Done.
You're my friend.
This is not the desk, ah? Hey.
How'd Rosemary like your mom's? Great.
She couldn't shut up about it.
Uh, do you have a minute to talk about us? Um, yeah.
I thought you didn't wanna talk everything to death.
I didn't, but I think maybe you were right.
If we don't talk about stuff, we'll never get better at it, and then, it'll just get worse.
I think I get that now.
Really? Yeah.
So, um Anything you wanna say? Yeah.
Just that Just that what? Just that I was wrong to start whatever it was with Jamel.
He just made me feel better about myself, kind of like what I thought I was gonna feel when I first moved to L.
A.
I'm sorry.
About what? That I don't make you feel that way.
Um, so, is it Is it over? What? Us? No-no-no, no.
No, between you and Jamel.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Look: This time we got together because I showed up pregnant, which is fine.
It's kinda weird, but yeah, it's fine.
But let's just start being together now, because we wanna be together, and just because we want to see if it gets better Unless you don't want to.
No, no, I I want to.
I want to.
Good.
So deal? Deal.
Sophia! Wait! What are you doing here? Hang on.
What's this? Open it.
Hmm.
50 bucks.
Yeah, for focusing, remember? Thank you.
Wait! There's something I wanna tell you.
If I had gotten fired today, I could've gone and lived with my dad.
I don't know what I would do if I didn't have that safety net.
I still don't know what to do, but Lou and Raviva asked me to hang out, and I should really be home looking for a cheaper place to live.
Wait! I'm sorry, okay? I was only thinking of myself today, and that was not right.
Me too.
I guess there's something going around.
Thank you for the 50 bucks, anyway.
Okay, will you go in now? Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Let's knock together.
Seriously, what are you doing here? You'll see.
It's open! Surprise! What is this? Rosemary isn't going to need her own room for at least another year.
Kind of annoying that we're paying to heat it, and it's not even being used.
Eh, this this is for me? Hell yeah, for you.
Told you something would turn up.
Oh, I thought last time you guys had roommates, things got complicated.
Just keep your pants down to a respectable level.
And he'll be fine.
You know, I don't have any money.
Like, I wouldn't be able to pay any rent.
That's cool.
So you'll finally be able to just write.
This is a good thing.
Oh, my gosh, I feel really, really weird about accepting this.
Sophia, we have no money and no connections.
This might be our only chance to ever hook you up, just until you're famous.
I could look after the baby sometimes if that helped.
That would be so great.
So great.
I love you guys! Oh, come here! What? Who makes the light? Well, hopefully, not the leg.