Who's Your Daddy (2020) s01e07 Episode Script

[Title Montage]
[Mehek's Granny] Oh my.
Goldie, get out!
Rascal, what are you doing inside?
I've told several times
not to install AC in the bathroom.
Everyone who goes inside
gets comfortable.
The planet Rahu's unluckiness
is worse than Ketu's.
Hmm.
Oh my sweet witch!
[kisses]
Oh my!
Where are you going all decked up?
[Mumbling Sanskrit Mantra]
This girl doesn't listen at all.
Okay, bye, Mom.
I will be late, okay?
- [Mehak's Granny] Late again?
- Stop.
Try to make her understand.
Dear
who was that boy last night?
- I told you, he is a friend.
- A friend?
Another friend?
How many friends does she want?
Make her understand.
Look, dear.
You know well.
That before your
dad left for Canada
he made your uncle
responsible for all of us.
He might be my brother.
But he is more loyal to your dad.
[Mehek's Mother] Before things get
worse call the boy's family home.
Mom, isn't that too soon?
So, shall we wait till you elope?
Grandma!
I am talking to her.
Calm down.
Look, dear. Invite them,
before your uncle finds out.
Call the boy's family.
Okay? Come on.
All right, bye.
- Okay, bye.
- Bye, Grandma.
- Bye.
- Bye, Nawaz.
This girl is out of control.
Don't worry so much.
Think about God.
There is a prayer meet
tonight at Chattarpur.
- Do you want to go?
- Oh no, I don't want to go.
Today we have that
family soap coming up.
And today we will find
out who killed Mihir.
You should go and
pray to God on my behalf.
- Yes.
- And dear,
get a little more offerings. Okay?
Yes. Don't worry.
Go now.
And this rascal, Goldie
- You got this?
- Don't worry.
I am here for you.
Leave it all to me.
I have been to many such parties.
I know what happens at night.
- What happens?
- [Man 1] Sir, you need to mingle.
You will look like a hero in this.
You will feel like a macho man.
What else do you want?
Less is more.
Rascal! You have lost
your mind, Mr. Siddhu.
You are talking foolishly.
I think the aphrodisiac
has affected your brains.
- I am leaving.
- Wait. Let's see a few more.
- You get flustered very easily.
- You are showing me this?
- Show me more.
- Uncle, we have a lot of variety.
As per your taste, we will show
you something old-fashioned.
- Then show me.
- Old is gold.
- I will get it in a jiffy.
- [Clap]
- My friend, you get scared a lot.
- He
[Man 1] Sir, look at this.
It's very smart.
[Song playing]
You get the best
burgers in Delhi here.
Gadbad burger.
- Gadbad burger?
- [Soggy] Yes.
Mika was telling me.
He used to get his girl here.
She is his wife now.
It is a lucky spot.
Is it? Does she like
burgers so much?
She likes the burger
and the man.
Is it? And how do you know that?
He is my bro.
He tells me everything.
Bro, add some green sauce.
Yes.
Here.
- Listen, Soggy.
- [Soggy] Hmm?
Even I want to tell you something.
Tell me.
No, you eat first.
Then I will tell you.
I will have another two.
[Car pulling up]
[Car door opens]
- [Car door closes]
- Sir, password?
Something is going
to happen tonight.
Sir, you are our guest.
Here, blindfold yourself.
What?
Sir, protocol is protocol.
Okay.
[Song playing]
[Prem] Ladies, please excuse me.
I am a very simple man.
I came here by mistake.
[Women] Good boy. Good boy.
[Pammi] Don't go please. Come on.
So?
[All] Missing us?
Thanks for saving me. I was stuck.
Oh my.
You are not safe yet.
- You will get stuck now.
- What?
[Miss Chibber]
The party is yet to start.
- What are you saying?
- Gulp up!
Do you want to have tea or coffee?
Why tea or coffee?
It is very cold.
So, sometimes things
get frozen in your mind.
[Soggy] Maybe the warmth
will make you express it.
Listen, forget coffee.
[Mehak] First promise
me that you won't panic.
[Soggy] I am already.
Tell me, what is it?
You met my mother
last night, right?
So she wants to
meet your family now.
- [Car pulls up]
- [Crash]
[Car door opens]
[Car door closes]
Oh shit!
[Balloon pops]
[Miss Chibber] To life.
Cheers to life.
[All] Yeah!
To desire!
[All] Yeah!
Cheers to desire!
Yeah!
[Pammi] To freedom!
Cheers to freedom!
Yes, Ms. Pammi.
To friendship.
[All] Yeah!
[Song playing]
Yeah!
[Miss Chibber] Oh shit.
Oh my.
Chibber.
[Song playing]
Sit.
[Screams]
- Oh no.
- Oh my.
Two out three ladies are gone.
I am very sad.
[Song playing]
And the winner of the
musical chair is Rani.
[Applause]
[Soggy] Oh my!
This is Mehek's mom.
You are done for.
And even Mr. Papa.
[Applause]
You look like the
queen of the night.
Oh my God.
I will make so much
love to you that
[Screams]
[Man 2] Everything from the AC
to the radiator has got damaged.
It will cost around Rs. 21,000.
- What do you want to do?
- Nothing.
Being friends with
beggars is a huge problem.
Let me know, once you have decided.
The entire car has broken down.
Hey! Come here.
Start working on it.
And listen.
Make it as good as new.
And also add the leather cover.
- Okay.
- It is my wedding gift to you.
Rascal, are you okay?
Nothing is okay, bro.
I am more shaken up than your car.
And rascal, you don't
care about it at all.
Wait.
They only want to meet you. Okay?
You haven't taken the
wedding vows already.
That will happen too.
One day, that will happen too.
Get ready to deck
up my wedding car.
[Screams]
[Song playing]
[Water splash]
Hey.
Okay?
Yeah
Prem Singh
[Giggling]
He is a fun guy.
[Both giggling]
I feel electrified whenever
he is around, God.
That's why he is here. Stop.
No, man.
Look. Look at me.
That's why I chose him
as the dad of my kids.
[Both giggling]
You know, I can see
your heart in this smoke.
- Damn!
- Good choice!
Go for it.
My darling.
- Take this.
- Thank you.
He is yours today, Cat Woman.
[Giggling]
- You drink so much.
- He is your slave today.
I will look for my slave. You go.
My girl. You are so hot.
Shut up, sit.
- [Pammi] Ouch.
- [Mrs. Das] Careful.
- Poochie.
- Poochie girl.
- [Kissing]
- [Giggling]
Pammi.
Chibber?
Chibber!
[Soggy] Sometimes
the desires of humans
makes relations sour.
And maybe this was that moment.
[Theme song playing]