Woodley (2012) s01e07 Episode Script
Dad Day
Warrior Prince And His Stallion or Crazy Robots? Crazy Robots.
Warrior Prince And His Stallion or Crazy Robots? Um Warrior Prince And His Stallion.
Really? Next.
Next.
Name? Frank Woodley.
Woodley.
Woodley.
Right, non-speaking.
Can you ride a horse? No.
Well, I mean I have I have ridden a horse.
I rode a horse once.
I went on one of those When I was about 15, I went on like a trail ride, you know.
And to be honest, I found the whole experience a bit sort of I found it a bit sort of Excuse me, it's Get out of the way, this I'll put you down for foot soldier.
Through there to the right.
Spaghetti.
- Hello.
- Hi, Dad.
Oh, hi, Olls.
Don't forget it's Dad's Day at school tomorrow.
Of course.
Olls? Dad? Dad? My battery's flat.
Have you got a mobile phone? Can I borrow it? Dad Day.
All the other dads, they're going to have impressive jobs.
What am I? An extra.
It's pathetic.
Look at that.
A bit closer.
Ta.
That's all there is to it, folks.
Let's all thank Felix's dad.
Now Ollie's dad's going to tell us all about his work.
Constable Woodley? Good morning, children.
Police work.
It's not all about this.
Basically, kids, good police work is smart police work.
Have you ever arrested anyone? Just this morning.
I was walking the beat on Queen Street when there was a a bank robber.
I didn't realise he was holding a he was holding a a guinea pig.
That's basically how it ended.
OK.
Um and now over to Ben's dad, Mr Crispin.
Well, I certainly can't compete with that.
My company makes glue.
Our most interesting product, I believe, is Hardlock.
It's a contact adhesive.
It's fascinating stuff.
You .
.
spray here.
Not sticky at all.
Hm? Feel that.
Not sticky? However, you bring these pieces together And It's like they're bolted.
Fascinating.
It's the strongest My goodness! What? You are going to deal with it? What? Yeah yeah, right.
Of course, I am.
I'll I'll just Right, I'll I'll just I'll just um Shut up! Shut up! Hey, check out my Whoo! Yeah! Having a bit of fun, fellas? I think it's time you boys realised that What? 'Badminton Under 11s Most Improved'.
Yeah, I yeah, that's 'cause I like to sometimes I come down with the It's quite a sort of lightweight it's a foam it's a prop.
I've been hit! I've been hit! Ah, by some paint, which isn't a major concern, really.
Fellas, I think I might just pop off and Hello.
How's Dad Day going? Yeah, good.
Yeah, it's going good, I think.
I'm just checking you're bringing Ollie home tonight.
Yes, I am.
Are you OK? Yes, I am.
Yes, I'm Frank? Hey right.
Give me that, will you? Please, that's my No, this Are you there? Not so tough now, are we? I've got an idea.
Maybe we should go out and see if he's Keep moving, boys.
See ya, loser.
Well, kids, you know, it's just a day's work for me.
I I certainly don't think of myself as a hero.
I think I'm just Is Frank Woodley here? Hello.
Lovely school you've got here, Miss.
Oh, thank you.
Sh! Keep it down.
Get in, get in.
Come on, get in here.
Hello, Sergeant Hayman.
Whoo-hoo! We'll be right there.
Don't do anything.
Leave it to the men.
Yeah.
Whoo-hoo! Shut up! Just shut up.
What was that? Sh, sh.
Aah! What? You're No, no.
I just Aah! Aah! Oi! Get off! Get off me! Get him! Just try and try get your hands off.
Get off.
Glad to be a help, Sergeant.
What about our flagpole? I think I can help you there.
Warrior Prince And His Stallion or Crazy Robots? Um Warrior Prince And His Stallion.
Really? Next.
Next.
Name? Frank Woodley.
Woodley.
Woodley.
Right, non-speaking.
Can you ride a horse? No.
Well, I mean I have I have ridden a horse.
I rode a horse once.
I went on one of those When I was about 15, I went on like a trail ride, you know.
And to be honest, I found the whole experience a bit sort of I found it a bit sort of Excuse me, it's Get out of the way, this I'll put you down for foot soldier.
Through there to the right.
Spaghetti.
- Hello.
- Hi, Dad.
Oh, hi, Olls.
Don't forget it's Dad's Day at school tomorrow.
Of course.
Olls? Dad? Dad? My battery's flat.
Have you got a mobile phone? Can I borrow it? Dad Day.
All the other dads, they're going to have impressive jobs.
What am I? An extra.
It's pathetic.
Look at that.
A bit closer.
Ta.
That's all there is to it, folks.
Let's all thank Felix's dad.
Now Ollie's dad's going to tell us all about his work.
Constable Woodley? Good morning, children.
Police work.
It's not all about this.
Basically, kids, good police work is smart police work.
Have you ever arrested anyone? Just this morning.
I was walking the beat on Queen Street when there was a a bank robber.
I didn't realise he was holding a he was holding a a guinea pig.
That's basically how it ended.
OK.
Um and now over to Ben's dad, Mr Crispin.
Well, I certainly can't compete with that.
My company makes glue.
Our most interesting product, I believe, is Hardlock.
It's a contact adhesive.
It's fascinating stuff.
You .
.
spray here.
Not sticky at all.
Hm? Feel that.
Not sticky? However, you bring these pieces together And It's like they're bolted.
Fascinating.
It's the strongest My goodness! What? You are going to deal with it? What? Yeah yeah, right.
Of course, I am.
I'll I'll just Right, I'll I'll just I'll just um Shut up! Shut up! Hey, check out my Whoo! Yeah! Having a bit of fun, fellas? I think it's time you boys realised that What? 'Badminton Under 11s Most Improved'.
Yeah, I yeah, that's 'cause I like to sometimes I come down with the It's quite a sort of lightweight it's a foam it's a prop.
I've been hit! I've been hit! Ah, by some paint, which isn't a major concern, really.
Fellas, I think I might just pop off and Hello.
How's Dad Day going? Yeah, good.
Yeah, it's going good, I think.
I'm just checking you're bringing Ollie home tonight.
Yes, I am.
Are you OK? Yes, I am.
Yes, I'm Frank? Hey right.
Give me that, will you? Please, that's my No, this Are you there? Not so tough now, are we? I've got an idea.
Maybe we should go out and see if he's Keep moving, boys.
See ya, loser.
Well, kids, you know, it's just a day's work for me.
I I certainly don't think of myself as a hero.
I think I'm just Is Frank Woodley here? Hello.
Lovely school you've got here, Miss.
Oh, thank you.
Sh! Keep it down.
Get in, get in.
Come on, get in here.
Hello, Sergeant Hayman.
Whoo-hoo! We'll be right there.
Don't do anything.
Leave it to the men.
Yeah.
Whoo-hoo! Shut up! Just shut up.
What was that? Sh, sh.
Aah! What? You're No, no.
I just Aah! Aah! Oi! Get off! Get off me! Get him! Just try and try get your hands off.
Get off.
Glad to be a help, Sergeant.
What about our flagpole? I think I can help you there.