Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s01e08 Episode Script
Business Time
[mouse squeaks .]
[penguins chirp .]
[all cheering .]
[screeches .]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [laughing .]
Yeah! Yeah! l found another bike and more computers! What do you got? l keep finding baby shoes! [foosh! .]
What the heck, man?! And they're all lefties! Sorry l'm not finding any loot.
Keep it together, Chubby, because l think we've found enough scrap to finish building our gauntlet dock -- a dock that is also a gauntlet! Aww! Building this gauntlet dock is hard, man.
Hard work sucks.
Don't be lazy, Jake.
[slosh! .]
BOTH: Huh? JAKE: lncoming iceberg! FlNN: Whoa! That one's huge! l got dibs! JAKE: Ooh, l hope it's not baby shoes! [gasps .]
lt's a guy! Creepy.
lt's a bunch of guys.
JAKE: You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles.
Stand back, Jake.
l'm gonna melt them out of there, full charge.
[foosh! .]
Whoa! Don't roast them, man! You got to flambé.
[trickle! trickle! .]
Ah! Perfecto! [smooches .]
Bon appétit! Hey, can you hear me? Hello? [tap! tap! .]
l don't think they made it.
Hey, this one's got some kind of pack -- Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! lremember [exhales deeply .]
besinessssssss.
Leggo! Leggo! Leggo! [crack! Crack! Crack! .]
Weare businessmen.
Ohhhhh.
Well, l'm Finn, and he's Jake.
What kind of business do you do? Been frozenso long, l -- [all groan .]
can't remember.
Can't remember! [businessmen crying .]
Oh.
Looking for help, your business? We love work for you.
Nah.
Adventurers don't need any help.
- Yes! Help us fix that dock! Dock? Yeah! Right over there! Yes.
This dock could be more efficient.
FlNN: No! Wait! [all gasp .]
Jake, this dock is our fun pie.
We should be the ones to bake it.
But they're begging for it, Finn.
Just look at them! [all talking eagerly .]
Finn, these poor souls are lost without jobs.
We can't ignore their plight.
Uh Go on, guys! Fix it up! [all cheering, shouting .]
Well, they do seem really happy to do it.
Of course, man.
They said they ''love work for you.
'' [businessmen moan .]
ALL: We finish.
FlNN: Whoa! JAKE: Told you so.
Come on! Let's try it out! [both panting .]
Aaah! [both panting .]
Yeah! [laughs .]
Yeah! Whoo! [laughs .]
Yeah! Whoo! [both panting .]
See? lf we hire them full time, they'll be back in business, and we'll be able to focus on fun stuff.
Everybody wins! Maybe you're right.
You hear that, guys?! Maybe l'm right! Really? Job? Withadventurers? Yeah, mans! [all cheering .]
[steam hissing .]
[spits .]
[video game beeping .]
Feels weird doing nothing.
Relax, man.
This is your day off.
WOMAN: Help! Somebody help! Trouble, dude! Get your ax! l'll get my -- wha? Adventure pack -- ready for you! Hey, thanks, man.
[both panting .]
l have to say, Jake, my sword is totally shiny and stinkin' sharp.
Uh-huh! Even my shoes feel different.
Not only are they clean, l feel radder, faster, more adequate.
Cool.
[all panting .]
Help! Don't cry, Hot Dog Princess! Jake and l will fend off these battle cubes! [all talking indistinctly .]
[Finn and Jake grunting .]
[grunting grows weaker .]
Man.
l'm getting tired.
Ohh.
Me too.
These cubes are whew! frickin' resilient.
JAKE: Hey, business-dudes! ALL: Huh? Hold off these cubes so we can catch our breath? Jake, they don't know how to fight.
[businessmen shouting .]
Water, orange slices.
Help rehydrate.
Arrrghh! These guys are great, right? l got to admit Oooogggggggh! They are helping.
Oh! l think l figured out how to defeat the battle cubes! That's 'cause you had time to rest your body and refresh your brain.
Okay! We'll take it from here, guys! Yeah! Good work! Rawwrrr! Grab all the cubes together! Got 'em! Aaaah! [squeak! squeak! .]
lt worked! Wake up, Hot Dog Princess.
You're free.
Oh! Thank you, Finn and Jake! Especially you, Finn.
[giggles, smooches .]
Ugh! She smells like old hot dog water! [laughs .]
Her! Mwwwwwwwwwah! [giggles .]
l take one for team.
This is awesome! You get a promotion, fella! Whooooo! Take one for team, too.
Yayyyy! [video game buzzes .]
Oh! Lost again! My turn.
[video game beeping .]
[monitors beeping .]
What's that? Herovision monitor.
Use satellite to tell us world problems.
Oh, wow.
Anything going on? Just small things.
You save stress for blg thing.
Freakin' awesome, man.
What are they doing? Taking care of business.
[laughs .]
[chomp! chomp! .]
[grunting .]
Jake, hit me.
[chomp! .]
[beeping continues .]
[slurps .]
[beeping continues .]
COMPUTER: Mission complete.
Yeah! We beat ''Adventure Master''! Holy moly! We're Adventure Masters Yes! [both panting .]
BOTH: Whew! l never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding.
Yeah.
Your gut's so huge and moldable.
Hey! Hold on a sec.
[laughs .]
Man, that tickles.
[as lce King .]
l'm the lce King, and l'll never find a bride, because l'm such a tool.
[laughs .]
All right, let me try.
[grunting .]
[as Bubblegum .]
l'm Princess Bubblegum, and l'm a dork because l like science.
l've also got a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is attractive.
[laughs .]
That's -- Hey, what'd you say? Aaaaaah! Oh, my gosh! Leave me alone! All l said was, ''You're ugly,'' which is totally true! Somebody help me! Ugh! Man, l am not in the mood for saving Lumpy Space Princess.
Hey, business-dudes! ALL: Hup! Hup! Hup! What do you guys think? Mm just one monster.
We do.
Right.
We'll just save our strength for the Blg Adventures, then.
[sighs .]
Nice call, dude.
lmagine how awesome the adventure's going to be when it's time for us to go out there.
l'm too tired to imagine stuff, but l bet you're right.
BOTH: To being Great Adventurers.
[glug! glug! glug! glug! .]
Ehh Ungggh Eugggggh! Ooh.
Aah! Oof! Oh, gosh.
VOlCES: Help us! Huh? Jake! Did you hear that? Yeah.
Let the businessmen handle it.
VOlCES: Help! Please! l heard it again.
Businessmen, dude! [all screaming .]
[pop! .]
[pop! .]
Whoo-hoo! Jake! We messed up! The businessmen have gone bat-crazy, dude! Man, just let the businessmen handle it! The businessmen are the problem, you lazy plughole! Huh? Guys! [grunting .]
Guys, stop it! [grunting .]
Stop it, guys! Stop what, boss? You're jacking up those fuzzy friends! But We're being heroes -- like you, boss.
We're protecting them -- collecting them in our care sack so they cannot be hurt.
[all screaming .]
lt's the most efficient way to save people.
But you're making them unhappy! lrrelevant.
These people are in our care sack.
Their happiness is not priority.
l am your boss! And you guys are all fired! Fi-red? [all shouting angrily .]
[pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! .]
[pop! .]
[pop! .]
[screaming .]
[thud! .]
take you down -- Finn-style! [panting .]
Aah! Unh! l'm kicking your care sack, dudes! Finn? Aw, crud! [grunts .]
[cre-e-e-e-e-ak! .]
l'm coming, buddy! [pop! .]
[thud! .]
Oof! [pop! Pop! .]
Agh! l'm so fat, dude, l don't know what to do! [gasps .]
That's it! Jake! Demoralize them! What? Why? Do it, man.
l have a legit plan.
Okay, all right.
Hey! You guys are horrible at business! ALL: Rawwwwwr! Huh? They're sucking me up, dude! Now -- eat that ice cream some more, to become fatter, while also using your stretchy powers to grow huge! Okay! [munch! munch! .]
Rawwwwwwwr! Aaaaah! This sucks! Yeah, dude! Keep growing! You're breaking apart their robot! ALL: Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa! Oh, no! [boom! .]
ALL: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! l'm going to kill you, not-boss! Wait, man! Wait! l want to re-hire you guys! Re-hire? Really?! Yeah, mans.
[businessmen cheering .]
Happy! [fuzzy friends cheering .]
Hip-hip hooray! [slosh! .]
So, wait -- what'd you hire them to do? l hired them to stuff themselves in that iceberg and get out of here.
[sighs .]
l'm gonna miss them.
And l'm gonna miss this gut.
[squish! .]
[chuckles .]
l'm gonna miss my gut, too.
[grunts.]
Huh? Awww! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[penguins chirp .]
[all cheering .]
[screeches .]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [laughing .]
Yeah! Yeah! l found another bike and more computers! What do you got? l keep finding baby shoes! [foosh! .]
What the heck, man?! And they're all lefties! Sorry l'm not finding any loot.
Keep it together, Chubby, because l think we've found enough scrap to finish building our gauntlet dock -- a dock that is also a gauntlet! Aww! Building this gauntlet dock is hard, man.
Hard work sucks.
Don't be lazy, Jake.
[slosh! .]
BOTH: Huh? JAKE: lncoming iceberg! FlNN: Whoa! That one's huge! l got dibs! JAKE: Ooh, l hope it's not baby shoes! [gasps .]
lt's a guy! Creepy.
lt's a bunch of guys.
JAKE: You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles.
Stand back, Jake.
l'm gonna melt them out of there, full charge.
[foosh! .]
Whoa! Don't roast them, man! You got to flambé.
[trickle! trickle! .]
Ah! Perfecto! [smooches .]
Bon appétit! Hey, can you hear me? Hello? [tap! tap! .]
l don't think they made it.
Hey, this one's got some kind of pack -- Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! lremember [exhales deeply .]
besinessssssss.
Leggo! Leggo! Leggo! [crack! Crack! Crack! .]
Weare businessmen.
Ohhhhh.
Well, l'm Finn, and he's Jake.
What kind of business do you do? Been frozenso long, l -- [all groan .]
can't remember.
Can't remember! [businessmen crying .]
Oh.
Looking for help, your business? We love work for you.
Nah.
Adventurers don't need any help.
- Yes! Help us fix that dock! Dock? Yeah! Right over there! Yes.
This dock could be more efficient.
FlNN: No! Wait! [all gasp .]
Jake, this dock is our fun pie.
We should be the ones to bake it.
But they're begging for it, Finn.
Just look at them! [all talking eagerly .]
Finn, these poor souls are lost without jobs.
We can't ignore their plight.
Uh Go on, guys! Fix it up! [all cheering, shouting .]
Well, they do seem really happy to do it.
Of course, man.
They said they ''love work for you.
'' [businessmen moan .]
ALL: We finish.
FlNN: Whoa! JAKE: Told you so.
Come on! Let's try it out! [both panting .]
Aaah! [both panting .]
Yeah! [laughs .]
Yeah! Whoo! [laughs .]
Yeah! Whoo! [both panting .]
See? lf we hire them full time, they'll be back in business, and we'll be able to focus on fun stuff.
Everybody wins! Maybe you're right.
You hear that, guys?! Maybe l'm right! Really? Job? Withadventurers? Yeah, mans! [all cheering .]
[steam hissing .]
[spits .]
[video game beeping .]
Feels weird doing nothing.
Relax, man.
This is your day off.
WOMAN: Help! Somebody help! Trouble, dude! Get your ax! l'll get my -- wha? Adventure pack -- ready for you! Hey, thanks, man.
[both panting .]
l have to say, Jake, my sword is totally shiny and stinkin' sharp.
Uh-huh! Even my shoes feel different.
Not only are they clean, l feel radder, faster, more adequate.
Cool.
[all panting .]
Help! Don't cry, Hot Dog Princess! Jake and l will fend off these battle cubes! [all talking indistinctly .]
[Finn and Jake grunting .]
[grunting grows weaker .]
Man.
l'm getting tired.
Ohh.
Me too.
These cubes are whew! frickin' resilient.
JAKE: Hey, business-dudes! ALL: Huh? Hold off these cubes so we can catch our breath? Jake, they don't know how to fight.
[businessmen shouting .]
Water, orange slices.
Help rehydrate.
Arrrghh! These guys are great, right? l got to admit Oooogggggggh! They are helping.
Oh! l think l figured out how to defeat the battle cubes! That's 'cause you had time to rest your body and refresh your brain.
Okay! We'll take it from here, guys! Yeah! Good work! Rawwrrr! Grab all the cubes together! Got 'em! Aaaah! [squeak! squeak! .]
lt worked! Wake up, Hot Dog Princess.
You're free.
Oh! Thank you, Finn and Jake! Especially you, Finn.
[giggles, smooches .]
Ugh! She smells like old hot dog water! [laughs .]
Her! Mwwwwwwwwwah! [giggles .]
l take one for team.
This is awesome! You get a promotion, fella! Whooooo! Take one for team, too.
Yayyyy! [video game buzzes .]
Oh! Lost again! My turn.
[video game beeping .]
[monitors beeping .]
What's that? Herovision monitor.
Use satellite to tell us world problems.
Oh, wow.
Anything going on? Just small things.
You save stress for blg thing.
Freakin' awesome, man.
What are they doing? Taking care of business.
[laughs .]
[chomp! chomp! .]
[grunting .]
Jake, hit me.
[chomp! .]
[beeping continues .]
[slurps .]
[beeping continues .]
COMPUTER: Mission complete.
Yeah! We beat ''Adventure Master''! Holy moly! We're Adventure Masters Yes! [both panting .]
BOTH: Whew! l never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding.
Yeah.
Your gut's so huge and moldable.
Hey! Hold on a sec.
[laughs .]
Man, that tickles.
[as lce King .]
l'm the lce King, and l'll never find a bride, because l'm such a tool.
[laughs .]
All right, let me try.
[grunting .]
[as Bubblegum .]
l'm Princess Bubblegum, and l'm a dork because l like science.
l've also got a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is attractive.
[laughs .]
That's -- Hey, what'd you say? Aaaaaah! Oh, my gosh! Leave me alone! All l said was, ''You're ugly,'' which is totally true! Somebody help me! Ugh! Man, l am not in the mood for saving Lumpy Space Princess.
Hey, business-dudes! ALL: Hup! Hup! Hup! What do you guys think? Mm just one monster.
We do.
Right.
We'll just save our strength for the Blg Adventures, then.
[sighs .]
Nice call, dude.
lmagine how awesome the adventure's going to be when it's time for us to go out there.
l'm too tired to imagine stuff, but l bet you're right.
BOTH: To being Great Adventurers.
[glug! glug! glug! glug! .]
Ehh Ungggh Eugggggh! Ooh.
Aah! Oof! Oh, gosh.
VOlCES: Help us! Huh? Jake! Did you hear that? Yeah.
Let the businessmen handle it.
VOlCES: Help! Please! l heard it again.
Businessmen, dude! [all screaming .]
[pop! .]
[pop! .]
Whoo-hoo! Jake! We messed up! The businessmen have gone bat-crazy, dude! Man, just let the businessmen handle it! The businessmen are the problem, you lazy plughole! Huh? Guys! [grunting .]
Guys, stop it! [grunting .]
Stop it, guys! Stop what, boss? You're jacking up those fuzzy friends! But We're being heroes -- like you, boss.
We're protecting them -- collecting them in our care sack so they cannot be hurt.
[all screaming .]
lt's the most efficient way to save people.
But you're making them unhappy! lrrelevant.
These people are in our care sack.
Their happiness is not priority.
l am your boss! And you guys are all fired! Fi-red? [all shouting angrily .]
[pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! .]
[pop! .]
[pop! .]
[screaming .]
[thud! .]
take you down -- Finn-style! [panting .]
Aah! Unh! l'm kicking your care sack, dudes! Finn? Aw, crud! [grunts .]
[cre-e-e-e-e-ak! .]
l'm coming, buddy! [pop! .]
[thud! .]
Oof! [pop! Pop! .]
Agh! l'm so fat, dude, l don't know what to do! [gasps .]
That's it! Jake! Demoralize them! What? Why? Do it, man.
l have a legit plan.
Okay, all right.
Hey! You guys are horrible at business! ALL: Rawwwwwr! Huh? They're sucking me up, dude! Now -- eat that ice cream some more, to become fatter, while also using your stretchy powers to grow huge! Okay! [munch! munch! .]
Rawwwwwwwr! Aaaaah! This sucks! Yeah, dude! Keep growing! You're breaking apart their robot! ALL: Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa! Oh, no! [boom! .]
ALL: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! l'm going to kill you, not-boss! Wait, man! Wait! l want to re-hire you guys! Re-hire? Really?! Yeah, mans.
[businessmen cheering .]
Happy! [fuzzy friends cheering .]
Hip-hip hooray! [slosh! .]
So, wait -- what'd you hire them to do? l hired them to stuff themselves in that iceberg and get out of here.
[sighs .]
l'm gonna miss them.
And l'm gonna miss this gut.
[squish! .]
[chuckles .]
l'm gonna miss my gut, too.
[grunts.]
Huh? Awww! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree