All Hail King Julien (2014) s01e08 Episode Script

Viva Mort

Season01 Episode08 "Viva Mort" Mort.
It is my Kingly duty to share this hilarious with the world.
Oh very nimble for so much junk in his trunk.
How long have you all been there? Maurice, why do you sound so mopey.
Do you not see how many fanboy you have made today by letting your freaky flag fly? It's not funny? I agree it's not funny.
it's a hilarious! Hey look, I'm Maurice.
Smack on my butt cheek! I wonder what has gotten into him? In memory about fallen leader Banana Guy Mike.
we will liberate all the lemurs from the tyranny of King Julian.
I continue to spread the good word, "LALA".
Right! What does stand for again? You remember? It's just like what Banana Guy Mike said The Lemur Alliance Liberation Army.
Or LALA for short.
Hello? If we stay real steel, He might think we're statues.
What you're doing? Being statue.
Shut Up, Abner.
I like your art.
oh.
yeah.
art! right! We are beautifying the kingdom.
And definitely not trying to brainwash anyone and overthrowing the government.
Can I help? Sidebar Abner.
Sidebar Becca.
What do you think? You mean like my musings about this crazy thing called love or you talk more specific.
What a H E CC K U there? you painted that? Yeah you know, just a little doodle.
I think I feel a plan forming.
Sidebar Abner.
Sidebar Becca.
You see how greater painting just he did was? I know about great, kind of gave me lazy eye.
I'm thinking we could use an artsy-fartsy type like him, to help us spread our message of peace, love, and destroying the corrupt monarchy.
It would be nice to have few more members join our noble rebellion.
We'd like to invite you to check out our art club.
Next meeting this afternoon.
Snacks will be served.
Wow.
Snacks are my favorite food.
I still do not understand why you have the angries, Maurice? I "have the angries" because now everybody in the Kingdom was talking and laughing about my dancing! What is the problem? you're famous and everyone thinks funny.
Can't be that bad.
This is happening everywhere I go.
I can't even leave the plane.
And it's your fault.
Maurice? Momo? If we're going to be fighting like this I should really be standing in first class, and you in court, but, What can I do to make whatever this is better.
You can apologize.
Besides that.
What is the first lessons the uncle King Julian taught me, is that a king must never apologize.
Really? He never apologize? He attacked the wrong kingdom once.
Did he apologize? N O.
Because that would be like recognizing he made a mistake.
Feel better now? Masikura back me up.
Yeah.
It is true.
Your Uncle did not apologize.
Howe Thank you Masikura.
You may disappears.
you are saying because you are the king, now you can't apologize to your best friend.
Yes exactly.
I was so worried I was not getting through to you.
It would be wise to tell him you're sorry.
Apologies are the manure that fertilizes the flower of friendship.
Where to sell it? Masikura.
You know what, you can keep your poopy flowers.
I will come up with that better plan.
I already do not like where this is going.
What is this thing supposed to be again? I call it "my shame spiral".
I know what you are thinking how does he do it? How do you create shame? Well, taking a cue from my mother who was the shame ninja of tenrec guilt Cut to the chase schedule.
What? oh ah.
a long story short, I use humiliating experience this from my own childhood, to build a state-of-the-art apparatus.
that will run king Julien, through a gauntlet classic slapstick pratfall.
Inducing laughter among observers.
Making me, King Julian, look like a big dumb idiot, So Maurice will forgive me.
I'd love to see how this turns out.
But I should go on secure the perimeter.
Not cuz I'm trying to get away from.
whatever this is.
But because duty and service.
On it! So glad you could make it.
Here come talk with me while I stand on this completely random spot.
What's everybody doing here? You so funny.
who's to say maybe they are here to see me embarrassed in front of the whole kingdom.
I said embarrassed in front of the whole kingdom! Ah! Here's the problem.
Come on Shh! No! Everyone stop laughing right now! Maurice is very sensitive.
This is not funny.
Okay is little funny.
Oh man! I'm glad I wasn't me! Look at his face! Look! The clown! What is the lemur clown! And honey! It's sweetness.
(sweet mess) Vandalism.
Yes! something to investigate.
I mean sure, I prefer aggravated assault, but beggars can't be choosers.
Dang.
That's pretty good.
A first raised in the defiance tyranny.
How do you come up with such a powerful image.
I have funny fruit dreams.
That's a banana hand.
I just wish Banana Guy Mike were here to see this.
Yeah RIP BGM, SMH SMH I was promised snacks.
Right on.
Almost forgot.
You guys don't have fruit? You want fruit? We're up to our ears in these stupid Pok Pok berries.
Got big tree outside that provides all the nutrition we'd ever need.
it's awful.
Ew, Nutrition@gross! Unfortunately they're delicious.
That don't mean we shouldn't be free to eat random garbage food that washes up on the beach.
The man wants to mindcontrol us by making us eat food the government says is safe and probably won't kill us.
That ain't right! No it ain't.
We eat what we want.
and what we want is well Looks like it is either dog food or food or made out of dog.
Either way, it's our sky gods given right to eat it.
And we're sticking it to the government by shoving it in our pie holes.
Fight the Power! Savory.
Complex with a smoky finish.
(@Wine tasting) That little fella's hungry for freedom.
And possibly dog meat.
I think he's ready for the truth.
Mort.
We gotta come clean.
Despite our worldly sophistication, we aren't really an art club.
We're revolutionaries.
Fighting The Man, overthrowing the government.
You interested? Yes! I hate the man already.
Welcome aboard.
You know, Abner? I'm feeling a big ol' brainstorm a brewing.
Swollen like a dang tornado.
Well, let it out before you hunt yourself! We take this.
I like where this is headed.
Can make it bigger.
big enough for everybody to see and be motivated to action.
heck I'm motivated already just hearing about it What you think, Mort? I've always wanted share my beauty with the, I ate too much dog meat.
I do not know what I should do about Maurice.
It would be easy to tell him I'm sorry, But would it be kingly? c'mon drop some knowledge on me.
we really miss hanging out with my best bud.
I thought of a funny noise today.
Didn't even have anyone to annoy with it.
You want to hear? It here it go.
Maybe I should just tell him I'm sorry.
No you're right.
A great king cannot let his squishy inner feelings get in the way.
Amelia.
so glad we had this talk before I did something stupid like make things right with my best friend.
Clover.
great timing.
I just wrapped up a meeting.
I found this on perimeter duty.
someone's been using it to deface government property.
De-face? It means vandalize.
vand? The painting on stuff.
Painting on stuff? that sounds illegal? Oh.
'Kay.
Yeah I'm outraged.
I don't know what it all means yet but I've been seeing LALA everywhere.
LALA ? La-la.
That's pretty fun to say.
Your majesty I Try it Clover.
Rolls off the tongue.
La-la! La-la! Come with me.
I think it may be part of something larger what is that? LALA! LALA! LALA! LALA! stop right then.
Run away! Hi Clover.
We ain't gonna lose her.
Into those bushes.
right here! LALA! LALA! LALA! LALA! Hee-hee-hee! That was fun! Let's do it again! Maurice? what are you doing here? Here was the only place I could go without being laughed at.
Oh my wow, It's the silly dancing man again.
so this is where you been hiding? And I'm wrong.
Look.
I know I have a reputation as someone who's not always warm or easy to talk to.
Maybe you ever need someone to open up to, release all those.
feelings bottled up inside, you can talk to me.
Really? Thanks Clover.
You know, dealing with the situation has brought up some painful memories Oh man up, Maurice.
I think I found a clue.
Do know what these brown smudges are I even never want to know.
But this, seemed to be Pok Pok! There's a Pok Pok tree, little deeper in the jungle not too far from here.
On it! You sure this will do the trick? If the trick is sting the king with the most poisonous scorpion in the jungle then.
Yep.
Now we just need to figure out, who's going to deliver this to the tyrant.
Is that a present for me? No.
for K.
I'll give it to him.
You sure about this, Mort? Yeah.
I'm really going to give it to him.
Hee-hee-hee Cuz there ain't no turning back.
Hee-hee-hee He will never see in coming.
It'll be a big surprise! Hee-hee-hee Masikura.
What would you, Apologize.
You did not even let me finish my question.
Apologize! Bup bup bup shut it up.
No.
Masikura.
what would you do if you were me, to make things right with Maurice, other than, Apologize.
All over you! Why does such a simple concept escape you? It may come as a surprise to you but, I have not yet perfected this whole being King thing.
I had not noticed.
sometimes I do not even know what I'm doing.
I try to ask myself.
What would uncle King Julian do in this particular situation.
Or you know WWUKJDITPS for short.
You think because your uncle did not ever tell anyone he was sorry, But must be the right thing to do? Uncle King Julian left me with big socks the fill, baby.
Sometimes I think I'll never be as great as he was.
Your ankle was not great.
In fact he was a very bad King.
Possibly the worst ever.
But no one ever complained about him.
He got rid of any lemur who dared cross him.
Well, he was pretty good at the exiling.
Oh he had funniest catchphrase.
"Go die alone in the jungle.
" If I remember correctly.
I will miss his wit most of all.
Your Majesty.
The measure of a king is that he does what he thinks is right.
Do not try to be your uncle.
strive to be better than him.
Okay so you are saying if I choose my own path, I could be the greatest King ever.
Oh Masikura, you are very wise tree frog.
I am a chameleon.
Yes yes! you can be anything you want to be dream hard enough.
No.
I am definitely a chameleon, I will tell Maurice I am sorry.
That unselfish act would prove to him everyone else that I'm to best king of all times! Get you a Little Something! Surprise! A Present? Even though it is not my birthday? My half birthday? Or my bimonthly birthday anniversary? Wait.
My brain is making an idea.
While I am proving I am the greatest most humble King ever.
I could keep this gift to Maurice.
Yes.
A peace offering would be a nice touch.
Whoa! Sounds like something really good.
I'm jealous! I think we have some really solid ideas for what to do after we've overthrown King Julian.
Yep.
Next order of business.
Who's gonna be the new king? The whole thing of this revolution was that we don't need a king.
Well yeah, but that was before we figured one of us could be king.
Then I vote for myself.
Now hold on.
At least give me a chance to win your boat.
Hate to break it to you.
You two are so busted.
Busted.
what now? I found Pok Pok residue at a crime scene today.
The residue was on a mural that look exactly like, That one.
Add that to the fact that your club house is under the biggest Pok Pok tree on this side of the island.
Not to mention you little calling card in the middle of the jungle.
Boom! So busted.
What are you doing? Destroying the evidence.
Uh there's other evidence in here.
You idiot? you are gonna to tell me everything.
No I ain't, Gyah! We're liberate normal lemurs in the kingdom from the tyranny of King Julien! Oh golly.
why don't you just give her your life story, Abner? [Terrible at here's lady.
.]
(It ain't right to hit a lady.
) Now, tell me everything.
We sent King Julian special package it'll turn out to be the last special package he ever receives.
Because our special package has poisonous scor Is real dang special.
I can stop this.
Then I think you've got a decision to make.
Save the king? Or put an end to our revolution.
(Tick-tock) Then I choose save the king.
I think yeah yeah I choose save the king.
Although.
No,no,no Saving King Julian.
Is definitely the right call.
It will be pretty cool to stop rebellion though.
But not really rebellion is it.
Oh yes is it.
Well not really.
It is to you.
Not.
Is.
Not.
Is.
Is.
Not.
Is Not! a rebellion.
precisely.
That settles it then.
I I'm off to save King Julien.
She is good.
You want to make fun of me some more? No, I want to tell you with my own mouth.
That I am very very bad at apologizing.
But you have been my best buddy for many years and I know it must be difficult to live in the shadow of a truly great lemur like me.
Difficult is a good word here.
I should have listened to you and thought of your feelings.
And put that, I am I am s I am Sorry! Ah-ah I'm sorry.
And I will do whatever I can to make it better.
Just hearing you say it was all I needed.
Your Majesty.
Thanks.
I do help us bury the axe, I offer you this gift.
Picked it out myself very special hope you like it.
H‚™-ya! Is this another prank? Stamping on my presents? No Maurice.
I promise I would never do that.
Even though it sounds pretty fun.
Clover! Stop messing my peace offering.
It's! Empty.
Huh.
False alarms.
Crisis over.
It's a good thing nothing was damaged.
Maurice, I hope you like it.
Remember it's my thoughts that count.
carry on.
Wait.
Why would you give me a, Get it off, Get it off, Get it off! Ah! Augh! Eek! My back! aack! Your Majesty, You're safe now.
Freaking out over nothing.
Really.
Y'all see there? All that screaming over an itty-bitty nothing! Yeah, that was my big surprise twist ending of apology.
Hey everybody.
Remember that time I pretended I was so scared of that stupid little nothing bug? Y'all see there? So let me get this straight.
there's a guy out there called the Man who is keeping everybody down? Find this the man and overthrow him (We should find this the Man and overthrow him.
) Your majesty, are we sure that you're not the man? Uh I think I would know if I was the Man.
Okay, no, you need to go.
nobody is laughing at my friend anymore.
King Julian.
I think he was laughing at you Me? don't be ridiculous.
The tone of that laugh@with clearly directed at you.
Yeah, I don't know Of course you do.
Scene over.
Hit me with that dope beat, Mort!
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