Batwheels (2022) s01e08 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Redbird reading]
Is this thing on?
Hello! Testing, testing!
Welcome, Batwheels,
to the first annual
really, really, really,
really, really, loud
Rev Contest.
[all cheering]
I wanna hear loud.
I wanna hear impressive.
I wanna hear your
hydrogen jets rev so loud,
it'll knock me into next week!
Then hold onto your bumpers
'cause I'm about
to crank it to 11!
-[jet revving]
-[Rev-O-Meter beeping]
That barely showed up
on MOE's Rev-O-Meter!
-Make way for a pro.
-[engine revving]
[Rev-O-Meter beeping]
Nice, but you better
hang onto your batteries,
'cause I'm about to out-loud
all of you!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Rev-O-Meter beeping]
[laughs] Yeah!
Not bad, but everyone knows,
if you're looking for loud,
-ya gotta go monster truck.
-[engine revving]
Loud is what we do!
-[clanks]
-[Rev-O-Meter beeping]
-[Buff laughing]
-[MOE] Whoa, Buff!
That was louder than one
of Joker's Bursty Bombs.
Seems like a no-brainer.
-Buff's gotta be the
-[Redbird] Wait.
I didn't get to show you
my rev yet.
Oops. Oh, sorry, Red.
Go ahead and cut loose.
All right, you might wanna
hang on to something.
[engine whirring]
[microphone static]
Okay, Red? We're ready
for your super-loud rev.
What do you mean? That was it.
Awkward.
But I was revving
as loud as I could.
[engine whirring]
Why does my engine sound
so different from yours?
So quiet.
Oh, that must be
your stealth tech, Red.
Your engine was designed
to be quieter than ours,
so you can sneak around
without being heard.
You mean, I can't rev loud
like the rest of you?
Even if I try?
[groans]
Oh, afraid not, kid.
That's okay, Red.
Maybe instead of competing,
you can help MOE judge.
Sure. Yeah, I can do that.
[sighs] Why do I have
to be so quiet?
It just makes me feel
different from everyone else.
I wish I could
just get rid of this
stealth tech or whatever it is.
I, uh, might be able
to arrange that.
Really?
Uh, it's not gonna be easy,
but I could give it a shot.
You can take out
my stealth tech,
so I can rev really loud
like the rest of the team?
Wait, Red.
That stealth tech is a big part
of what makes you so awesome.
Are you really sure removing it
is a good idea?
Of course it is.
Then I won't be
so different anymore.
How could that be a bad thing?
I don't know, Red.
Okay, okay, I'll do it.
Just stop staring at me
with those pixelated
peepers of yours.
How hard could it
really be anyways?
[MOE grunting]
I had to ask.
Oi!
Okay, just one last thing
-and we're all done.
-[objects clattering]
There
That ought to make ya
a teensy bit louder.
-Okay, try it now.
-[engine starts]
[revving loudly]
[thuds]
-Too much?
-No, it's perfect.
You're the best mobile
operations expert
a car could ever ask for.
Thanks, MOE.
-[engine revving]
-Hear it go!
[Red revving]
Hey, Red. Now that's what
I call some serious revving.
-Not bad.
-You rev like a monster truck.
Louder even.
I know, isn't it awesome?
[Batcomputer] Alert! Catwoman
has been spotted
breaking into
a penthouse downtown.
She appears to be
after a Siamese cat idol,
owned by Bruce Wayne.
Robin is already on his way.
So it's up to you, Redbird,
to help him stop
Catwoman in her tracks.
You got it, BC.
With a better and louder me,
we'll stop that cat
before she could say, "Meow!"
[Robin grunts]
Let's get after it!
[revving loudly]
[blasts off]
Why does the Redbird
sound like
Oh, right.
Must be the bass in the new
speakers I had MOE install.
[music playing on speakers]
[engine revving]
[car window squeaking]
Got her!
Activating Bat-o-flage.
-[Redbird powers up]
-She'll never see us coming.
[Catwoman grunts]
Meow. [laughs mischievously]
[blasts off]
Almost had me. [laughs]
Ugh, man. What is up
with this loud engine?
Redbird, switch to
auto control.
[engine whirring]
Spark plugs!
We would've nabbed Catwoman
no problem
if my loud revving
hadn't tipped her off.
Perhaps, you shouldn't have had
MOE remove your stealth tech.
Ugh!
I've still gotta help Robin.
[engine revs loudly]
Yikes!
-[bird squawking]
-Quietly.
Give it up, Catwoman.
[giggles] Meow.
You really think a bird is
any match for a cat?
[Catwoman grunts]
I heard you
and your little go-kart
coming from a mile away.
You know, you can't
sneak up on a feline
with a car squawking like that.
[Robin grunting]
Sorry, little birdie,
but I have places to be.
[laughing]
[Robin sighs]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[cats meowing]
Ah! Purr-fect.
Looks like the cat's
luck ran out.
Why don't you just
come quietly?
[engine revving loudly]
[cats meowing, hissing]
Oh, man.
[laughing]
Ah! [grunting]
[Catwoman chuckles]
You might wanna look
into getting a new ride, Robin.
An engine shouldn't roar.
Oh, no. It should purr. [purrs]
[cat meows]
[sighs] Redbird's running
way louder than usual, MOE.
See what you can do before we
have to hit the streets again.
[sighs]
It's all my fault
that Catwoman got away.
And now Robin thinks there's
something wrong with me.
Aw, let me guess.
Now you want me to put your
stealth tech back in.
No, then I'd lose my new rev
and I won't be
a real Batwheel anymore.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not a real Batwheel?
Why would you think
the sound of your rev
is what makes you one of us?
Because without it,
I sound different
from everyone else.
[sighs]
I feel different.
How you sound
isn't what makes you
a part of the team, Red.
You're a Batwheel
because you're an awesome car
who always fights for justice.
I am?
You know it.
And your stealth tech
is a big part of
what makes you so awesome.
Not even I could sneak up
on Catwoman the way you could.
Hmm. I couldn't be quiet
even if I tried.
[engine revs loudly]
See?
We each have
our own cool stuff,
and stealth tech is definitely
your cool stuff, Red.
[Batmobile] No matter
what you sound like,
we need you
on the Batwheels team.
Thanks.
Um, MOE.
Do you think you could
Put your stealth tech
back in? [sighs]
Why not?
I wasn't doing anything for
the next 10 to 12 hours anyway.
[MOE humming]
[objects clattering]
Yes.
-Woo-hoo.
-Yeah, that's our Red.
-Go, Red, go!
-[Redbird] Woo-hoo!
[Batwing] Sleek and stealthy.
It's good to be back.
And just in time, too.
Catwoman is going after
a second Siamese cat idol.
Think you're ready
for another chance, Redbird?
Revved up and ready.
[engine whirring]
[chuckles] Well, ready anyway.
-[Redbird powering up]
-Nice and quiet.
Now, that's what I like
not to hear.
Let's go stop
that cat-tastrophe!
[cable zipping]
Meow.
Come to mama,
my little feline friend.
-[purring]
-[Robin] Hold it right there.
Back for another game
of cat and mouse.
I'm not here to play, Catwoman.
Hand over the statue.
[laughs]
Really,
when have you ever known
a cat to do
anything you tell it to?
-[whooshing]
-[giggling]
[sighs]
[grunts]
-[gasps]
-[engine whirring]
Nice try, bird boy!
But you should know by now
that you can't just sneak up
on a cat.
[laughing]
See ya around the alley.
[gasps]
[whirring]
[grunts] Oh, bats!
[grunting]
Hmm, now what's that
you were saying
about sneaking up on a cat?
-[hisses]
-[Robin] Don't feel bad.
With a set of wheels like this,
you never stood a chance.
[engine whirring]
-[siren wailing]
-[grunting]
It's your turn, MOE.
Don't rush me. I'm thinking.
Hey, BC.
Um, could you run that Sim V
training game again, please?
Of course, Buff.
[whirring]
There you go.
Thanks, BC.
Can you give me
a weather report, BC?
I'm dying for a quick flight.
Yes. Here's the weather
in Gotham.
Sorry,
there's a rainstorm coming.
It's not safe for flying.
[sighs] Again?
It's all how you
look at it, Batwing.
Sometimes a bad thing
can turn out to be good.
What's Batman up to?
Batman is on patrol.
BC, could I get a new comic?
The new issue just came out.
Could you play that
dance music for me again?
Of course. The usual song?
-[dance music playing]
-Yes, that's the one!
There! Your move.
[beeping]
[groans] You beat me again.
-[beeping]
-What's wrong, BC?
Apparently, I'm due
for a recharge.
I'll need to shut
down for a while.
Shut down?
But then, what happens to
the Batcave while you're gone?
All of the equipment
will still work,
but someone else
will have to operate it
while I'm recharging.
Well, we can cover for you
if you need a rest.
Right, team?
-Easy peasy.
-Sure, I could do it
with one wing tied
behind my back.
Hmm. I'm not sure
this is a good idea.
Running the Batcave
can be very complicated.
But you need your rest.
We can handle it.
-We've seen you do everything.
-All right.
I'll leave you in charge of
the Batcave while I recharge.
Please, try to keep
things under control.
[Batmobile] Roger that, BC.
[all cheering]
[Bibi] Party in the Batcave!
[tires screech] BC,
play some dance music.
Oh, right?
I forgot she can't help us.
Anyone know how
to work this thing?
Allow me.
Dance music coming up.
[soft elevator music playing]
Sorry, wrong button.
Does anyone know
how to turn it off?
-What's this one do?
-[beeps]
[whirring]
[MOE yelling]
Turn it off! Turn it off!
-[whirring]
-[in slow motion] Turn it off!
-Ah! [grunts]
-[thuds]
[sighs] I guess
running the Batcave
is a little complicated.
Maybe we should just go back
to what we were doing.
Right. I'll train
with the Sim V's.
Can someone turn 'em on?
-I think I can handle it.
-[clicks]
Uh, okay, wait. Is this right?
Uh, I'm not sure that's
part of the training.
But it sure is fun.
[Latin American music playing]
[singing]
Conga, conga, conga! ♪
Conga, conga, conga! ♪
-I can fix this.
-[clicks]
-Whoa, whoa! Ah!
-[whirring]
[Latin American music
builds in tempo]
[whirring]
Or maybe not.
Hang on. I'll help you, Bam.
[whirring]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Get me off this thing.
-[thuds]
-Everything's going wrong.
This is a bat-astrophe.
Nobody panic!
We can get this under control.
[rock music playing]
We can do anything ♪
On our own ♪
Any challenge anywhere ♪
Us alone ♪
Easy as pie a la mode ♪
We have it under control ♪
Name it, you'll get it
No worries, forget it ♪
We'll handle it
Good as gold ♪
We can handle any task ♪
On our own ♪
Any chore in a flash ♪
Us alone ♪
Simple as simple can be ♪
Doing it wonderfully ♪
We can do it on our own ♪
Under control?
It's worse than ever.
What are we going to do
if Batman
-Batcomputer, come in.
-[gasps]
Uh, Batcomputer's
not here right now.
Can I take a message?
I'm at the Movie Awards
and Harley Quinn just stole
the trophy for best actor.
[laughing gleefully]
No more snubbing Harley.
-[engine revving]
-[car honking]
I need the Batmobile
right away.
Yeah, uh, the Batcomputer's
kind of
recharging at the moment.
Then you'll just
have to send it.
We can do this without BC.
[dramatic music playing]
Time to rev up and peel out.
-[clangs]
-[straining] Um,
can someone open
the security doors for me?
-[clicking]
-[Batmobile] Come on.
Come on! Batman needs me!
I got this.
It's just like opening
a stuck pickle jar.
[whirring]
I am not a pickle.
[triumphant music playing]
[gasps] Thanks, Buff.
[engine revving]
Okay, MOE. Tell Batman
-Bam's coming.
-Right.
Uh, the Batmobile's on its way.
Good. Now locate Harley for me.
Right. Sure. Piece of cake.
[shrieks]
[dramatic music playing]
Okay, I'm tapped
into security cameras
all around the city.
[electronic beeping]
Anyone see Harley?
There she is.
[MOE] Found her, boss!
Harley's on the corner of
47th and Maple.
[grunts]
-[engine revving]
-[zooms]
[tires screeching]
Hold it right there.
[grunts] Wrong clown.
You thought she was me?
[cackles] That clown couldn't
act her way out of a box.
-[engine accelerating]
-[tires screeching]
Hmm, slippery.
Don't you have enough stolen
trophies in your case, Harley?
What can I say?
I'm an overachiever.
[horn tooting]
[grunts]
[horn blaring]
[grunts]
What's the current location
of Harley Quinn?
Uh, uh, be right with you.
[elevator music playing]
[groans]
[Redbird] Map! Map!
Where's the map?
-[party horn blowing]
-[chuckles] Hey,
Batman's birthday party.
Ugh, this would be
so much easier if BC was here.
Got it. Harley is
a few blocks away.
Batman, turn right!
I got it.
-[engine revving]
-[tires squealing]
-[tires screeching]
-[bell dings]
-[cars zooming]
-[cars honking]
[gasps]
[tires screech]
[cars honking]
Wrong way.
Oh, I meant
I meant my right.
I mean, left.
I can't believe how hard it is
to run the Batcave.
BC made everything
look so easy.
When she comes back,
I'll never take another weather
report for granted again.
Wait. The weather!
BC was right!
Maybe a bad thing
can turn out to be good.
Oh, you're right.
We may only have
one shot at this.
So let's try to think like BC.
I've got eyes on Harley.
-I'm tracking the rainstorm.
-Wind's holding steady.
Okay, MOE. Here's what
you say to Batman.
I'd like to thank the producers
and my agent.
[gasps]
[MOE] Boss! Boss!
Got some important
info for you.
That slippery bridge
is just around the corner,
and it's gonna rain
in about five minutes.
Perfect.
[thunderclap]
I'm queen of the world!
Not again.
You're stepping
on my moment, Bats.
-[thunder rumbling]
-[lightning cracking]
Any second now, boss.
Activating rain grip tires.
-[zaps]
-[whirring]
Don't rain on my parade.
[thunderclap]
Ugh. Whoa!
[screaming]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
[sighs wearily]
Okay, you got me.
Nice work.
I'll take it from here.
We did it!
Oh, so much
for the after-party.
-[Bibi] Way to go, Bam!
-[Batmobile] Good job, team.
-[Buff] You did great!
-[Batcomputer yawning]
Recharge complete.
-BC's back!
-Yes!
It's about time.
Hello, everyone.
Did I miss anything
while I was gone?
-[Batmobile] Uh
-All quiet.
-Well
-No. [chuckles]
[MOE] You were gone?
-It was awful!
-We really needed you.
-We needed you, BC.
-We're so sorry.
Please, don't ever
do that again.
Hmm. It appears you all
did well while I was gone.
Maybe. But we want you to know,
we really appreciate
all you do for us, BC.
You're the best Batcomputer
a super team could ever have.
Oh, thank you, everyone.
Perhaps a little
dance music is in order.
-[all cheering]
-[dance music playing]
Now then, let's have
another game.
I'm feeling lucky.
Oh, I lost again!
Eh, I wouldn't have it
any other way.
Glad you're back, BC.
[all laughing]
Batwheels ♪
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Batwheels ♪
Batwheels ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪