Below Deck Sailing Yacht (2020) s01e08 Episode Script

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- Previously on
- Previously on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"
- Madison?
- Yeah.
- Can you help Georgia?
- Apparently, I have five jobs.
Madison plays one way to my face
and complains about me
behind my back.
- I just don't feel like
I get any respect from you.
- We are all doing a job.
- I'm kind of getting
into a rhythm.
- That is awesome.
- Parker, can you start drying
from the back here forward?
- That's gonna take all day.
- Why are you getting all
----ing up in my grill
about this sort of sh--?
- I'm not.
- Parker's always questioning
what I want him to do.
I'm asking Ciara to help
me keep an eye on Parker.
First time I have a few drinks
and I have my head on
after four ----ing charters.
- Stop saying
at the table so much.
[ laughter ]
- Every day that goes
on brings us closer together,
but going to bed alone sucks.
- There's a time and place
for that, and this wasn't it.
If I'm gonna enter into
a relationship right now,
I'm gonna do it slowly.
- I want you to ----ing
be with me.
He has these walls
that are built up.
- I don't wanna go in a ----ing
room and right now.
- [ crying ]
- I'm just asking
why you're crying.
- I felt rejected,
I felt shut off
- How? Because I won't
sleep with you tonight?
Like, bullsh-- blue.
I have no ----ing
clue what's going on.
- Here's the choice
we can actually never
talk about this again
- No, it doesn't work like that.
- Well, then you'll enjoy
- I'm starting to think
that might be the case.
Okay, I'm gonna go back
on the boat.
Have a good night.
- I feel at this moment
like I am a little
bit powerless.
I'm not gonna convince somebody
to wanna be with me.
I'm gonna think that Adam isn't
used to letting somebody in.
I wanna just be close to him.
[ club music playing ]
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Are you okay?
- Nope.
- [ laughs ]
"Nope."
[ laughs ]
- Women, dude.
- Yeah.
- Oh, God.
- Are you gonna make your bed?
- No, not tonight.
- Just get it over with, Paget.
- You can just stay up
for, like, 15 minutes
- Let me at least
- clean the cabin.
- Why are we talking about
----ing doing this now?
After four days of charter
- Yeah, because you're
the only one
that's been working
this charter.
- What is wrong with you?
I will make it tomorrow morning.
You can be the first
mate for the rest
of the charters,
and I'll be you.
Then we'll see how it goes.
- Really?
- [ sighs ] Oh.
[ club music plays ]
- When in Greece.
- Hey.
- Hey, can you talk to me
for a second?
- About what?
- Do you give two sh--s
about me?
- If it's even a question as
to whether or not
I give two sh--s about you,
then we've got an issue.
- Don't go there.
- Because I think I've made it
super ----ing clear that I
- Don't ----ing
go there, because
- give two sh--s about you.
Well, I just went there.
- Jesus, like, just don't.
- What?
- Gimme a hug.
- [ sighs ]
- Wanna go upstairs?
- Yeah.
- You look miserable.
- I'm sad.
- Four charters of perfection.
- Yeah.
- So where the
did this come from?
To me, all I saw
was future issues.
- Jesus Christ!
- You wanna leave?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's go.
- You have a hot tub?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Ah, I'm going to bed.
- What time is it?
- It's only 12:30.
- If this is already
bullsh-- I won't do it.
It doesn't feel right anymore.
- Okay.
- Almost instantly.
- How strange,
very ----ing strange
that it would go this way.
Where are you going?
- Hey, what's going on?
- Nothing much, just
having a little chat.
- Uh-oh.
- Yeah.
- Are you guys trying
to do the hot tub, or no?
- I'm doing the hot tub.
- What are they up to up there?
She was crying.
- I don't know, I just
walked in when you did.
- Yeah, I think
they're breaking up.
Now's your chance.
- [ raspberry ]
- If you're gonna
share your feelings with me
and I shat all over them
- The fact that I won't
sleep with you tonight?
This is completely irrational.
- You know what, let's not even
----ing talk about this anymore.
----ing stop.
I don't care.
- Okay
- That pissed me off.
- That's pretty ----ing sh--ty.
- You're very quick
to shut down.
- Because this is way
beyond intense for me.
[ hydraulic whine ]
- Not a good
not a good time, Parker.
- I'm just passing the word
apparently on the fly bridge,
it's not a good time.
So, the hot tub is draining.
- Mm, no
- Adam said, "Not a good time."
So maybe we just don't do
the hot tub tonight.
- So what, no water?
- Nope.
- No water.
-
- Sh--.
- Oh, get it, girl.
- Jenna, do you really have
to prevent me
from having some hot tub time
with my two best friends?
This is all I have
to live for right now.
Can't you just, like,
go suck dick on the bow?
How about I go figure
out the Jacuzzi situation,
come back down, tell you
- Convince them to take
it to the bedroom,
because they're being selfish.
- I'll do it!
- I'm not actually ----ing
taking this sh--.
This is actual bullsh--.
- Okay, here we go.
Here's the real
here's the real girl.
You don't just break down on
a dock for no ----ing reason.
- It doesn't it doesn't
have to make sense to you.
- Then I can't keep
up with that.
- Okay. Well, and
- That's ----ing random
and psychotic.
- I'm not arguing that.
I must be psychotic for thinking
we actually had
something special.
Hey you.
- I thought I was the most
dramatic one.
[ acoustic guitar playing ]
- Everybody's arguing
at dinner ♪
Yeah do feelings get hurt ♪
Hook, line,
sinker, that's love ♪
But what's really cool
is we're on a boat ♪
Built for 12 people ♪
I'm the bottom deckhand ♪
Favorite person
just might be you ♪
And my favorite color
is blue ♪
[ laughs ]
- Ah.
- Morning.
[ chatter ]
- Ooh, I'm getting dress.
Stop now, be professional.
- Oh sorry.
- Ooh, my nips just got
a little hard.
- Titty committee is in session!
- Yeah, babies.
- Oh , I'm so sorry, dude.
- This is not right.
- No, it's not.
- Well, then do it right.
- Typical man, just
trying to make it fit
where it doesn't belong.
[ laughs ]
- Ciara gets me.
- At least we're not
at the dinner table.
- And so what if we are?
- I can't eat my food
when you're talking about
- Well, that sounds like
a you problem.
- weird sh--.
No, it's being courteous
to others.
- But not everybody else
has that opinion.
- Yeah, but don't you care
that I care?
It's not that hard.
- That's it is, though.
- No, we're in public!
All I'm saying is
one goddamn dinner
at a nice Italian restaurant
can we please be polite.
- [ sighs ]
I'm getting so sick of Parker.
- So then what, we all just
need to change to fit your
- You guys are telling me
to not be sensitive.
- Because you want
- You gotta learn.
- everybody to fit
into your little bubble.
- No, I don't.
- And not everybody's going to.
- No, I don't.
You don't have to have
the last word.
If I say I think you should be
more courteous around others,
just drop it.
- Hey, thanks for the opinion.
- You're welcome.
- I'm not gonna take that
into consideration at all.
- Fine. Fine.
- But thank you
for your opinion.
- You're welcome.
- You gotta conform to the rest
of the group to some extent.
- See what you're saying?
You're saying I need to change.
- No, I'm
- And you're saying
that you won't change.
- No, I'm saying
you need to adapt.
- Coming up
- I've noticed some conflict
in your department.
- Parker's been a very
difficult guy to deal with.
- Parker, Parker, Glenn.
Can you come and see me
in the master cabin?
- Be right there.
- Paget, Jenna, and Adam,
do you guys have a minute
in the crew mess for
a preference sheet meeting?
- Copy.
- Copy.
- All righty. Good?
- Yep.
- All right, here we go,
next charter.
We've got Yana and
Arthur Greenstein,
their the owners of Y&A
Real Estate in Dallas, Texas.
- Yana Greenstein,
her number one priority
is to remain skinny.
She seems to dislike quite
a few things
cantaloupe, honeydew,
raw onions, sardines,
veal, raw kale, bell peppers,
spicy things
Should be no problem
to keep Yana skinny,
because she clearly hates food.
- "I don't like big cucumbers,
I like them small."
- Itinerary requests
on the boat,
Arthur would like
to surprise Yana
with a pink cake for
her birthday, a pink party.
- On night one,
Yana would like to have
a barbeque dinner
on a secluded beach.
- They've requested
the pink party
on the same night
as the beach barbeque.
- Maybe bring them back
to the boat and do it.
And eat there,
and then come back
- Yeah, yeah, have the dessert.
- and do it here.
- Yeah, that's a good
way to surprise it.
- Yeah.
- That's good, yeah.
- I think we can smash this one
out, after the last one.
- Let's rock and roll.
- Let's rock and roll.
- Can I just, like
hi, guys.
We have one-day turnaround,
let's make it a personal
laundry day
- Plus
- on top of everything.
[ crying ]
I feel blindsided.
Like, why doesn't he
wanna have sex with me?
[ sighs ]
I feel like he's just
continually building a wall.
And it sucks if you're
super close with somebody
and having that affection,
and then
if that's not there anymore,
it feels so ----ing cold.
- All crew, all crew,
provisions on the dock.
- Copy, I'm on my way.
- [ grunting ]
- It's a bit heavy.
- [ grunting ] Ooh .
- More toilet paper
just what we needed.
- That's it.
- Cool.
- Thanks for your help.
- Jeez, got enough booze?
- Yep.
- So what's going on
with Adam and Jenna?
- Last night we go up
to the passerelle,
and she just burst
into tears, I think.
She walked away.
- Hm.
- So I didn't even
realize they were arguing.
- I've worked on a lot of boats,
and I know that chef and chief
stew couples is not a good idea.
I've seen it go
wrong plenty of times.
And the worst part of
it is the crew
will be the ones that
end up paying for it.
- What's going on
with Jenna and Adam?
- What's going on with them?
I thought they both got laid.
- No, they broke it off.
- Jenna wanting
to distract herself
by ----ing Adam is one thing.
Jenna wanting to district
herself by fighting with Adam
is another thing,
and they're both bad.
Our job is hard enough as it is,
and it's gonna be sh-- now.
How do you know everything?
- Come on.
- Whoa, that's it?
- You don't need that much.
- Paget does a little bit.
- No
- Excuse me, don't tell me
to come on.
I'm coming on.
- I'm definitely seeing some
friction in the deck department.
- Rinse these tender covers
real quick.
- Let's do the
- No, no, no, listen to me.
- I need somebody
talking to me, dude.
- Why is that line going for?
Get that one off!
- Off, off, off!
- That one's off.
- So I wanna hear
from Paget and Ciara.
I feel like
I'm a bit closer to them
because we've lived together
for so long now,
and I trust their judgment.
Something's brewing, and I need
to get to the bottom of it
and nip it in the bud.
- Go, go.
- No, you gotta actually put
- Quick, quick, quick
- stuff on it.
- Stop being rude.
- Paget and Ciara, can you come
and meet me in the master?
- Copy.
- All right, I'll be down
in two seconds.
- Would you like me to take
anything downstairs right now?
- This has to go somewhere.
- Okay.
- All these items
have to go somewhere.
- Okay.
- That's about it.
- So I just wanted
to touch base.
I've noticed some conflict
in your department.
Any concerns,
anything bugging you?
- I think I've just
been trying to get on with it
without trying to involve you.
Parker's been a very
difficult guy to deal with.
- Okay.
- There is an attitude problem
that he came on board with.
I've tried to take him
under my wing,
but there's a problem
that as his boss,
I can't really reprimand him.
There is definitely an
underlining issue of defiance.
- I just feel like he's off
on his own tangent quite a lot.
- This guy is 25 years old.
I'm a year older than him.
- Yeah.
- And I feel like
I'm 12 years older than him.
The way he even speaks
to Ciara at times, you know,
because she
knows certain things,
more things than he does,
and he doesn't like it.
- He does get very,
like, snappy,
and I don't really
appreciate that.
- To be honest, I didn't
know that that's how it was.
You're in charge.
You're God in that department.
He needs to listen to you.
Your way is the way
it's gonna go.
Let me talk to him about that.
I want to find a way
that we can all work together
and achieve our goals.
All right?
- Okay.
- Cool.
- Cool.
- Cool.
- Thanks.
- Thanks, Glenn.
[ sighs ]
- Fighting with Jenna
while we're working together,
this is precisely
what I was afraid of.
I should be prepping
my menus right now,
and here I am, instead
of doing my work,
I'm thinking about a woman.
- So where are we at
with the cabins?
- Parker, Parker, Glenn.
Do you have a minute to have a
chat down in the master cabin?
- Be right there.
- Hey, dude, how's it going?
- Good.
- Come in and have a seat.
I wanted to know what's going on
with your relationship
with Paget and Ciara.
I've talked to them about
the dynamic in that department,
and they feel that
there's some conflict.
- With Ciara, you know,
it's her way or the highway.
There are times that if
I have an idea
about how something should go
and it is clearly
gonna be more efficient,
why would you not do it?
I am learning every day,
and I don't necessarily need
her to tell me what to do.
- But Ciara knows the boat,
and that was one of the reasons
I chose her and
put her in that role.
So respect has to
go both ways, okay?
There's something going
on between you and Paget,
where he's feeling resistance
from you on taking direction.
- I mean, last night
at the dinner table
- Yeah?
- He was saying too
many times, and I was like,
Paget, stop saying
so many times.
We're in a nice place, come on.
- But you have to be careful
to respect the hierarchy,
even when you're off the boat.
- It's just
- Think about that.
- It was hard to eat my dinner.
- If you're telling him what
to do, that's disrespectful.
- I'm pissed that Paget
and Ciara complained about me.
- The hierarchy
must be respected,
because that's
Paget's department.
He's essentially
the captain of the deck.
- Yeah.
- You need to follow
his direction.
- If that's how
they're gonna handle it,
then I'm just gonna have
to prove to Glenn
that I can tackle any task
he delegates on my own.
- Thanks, mate.
- Thank you.
- Coming up
- Lovely to meet you.
- Thank you very much.
- Cheers.
[ glasses clinking ]
- Meow.
- Meow.
- Meow.
- Oh, my God.
- We don't eat a lot,
but we like looking at it.
We don't we smell it,
and, like, that's lunch.
- Madison, Madison, Georgia.
- Madison, Madison, Georgia.
- Go ahead, girl.
- Are you pulling those laundry
bag and bringing them to me?
- Yeah, just gimme one second.
- All right, ready when you are.
Let's get this sh-- done!
My laundry sh--
I've got down to a
at this point, but I would
love to do front-end stuff,
like service.
I'm gonna soak all
these ----ers now.
- Yeah.
- Maybe interacting
with guests more.
Maybe see, like, sunlight,
or like a tree.
You know, gimme something.
Yas, boy, yas.
- Yas.
- Hey. You good?
I hate seeing you like this.
- Be all right, okay?
I'm sorry if I've said
anything mean to you.
I didn't mean it.
I was just bummed out.
- Why were you bummed out?
- Because I was looking
forward to an awesome night,
and it just went astray.
Basically, the reason
I've never succeeded
in a relationship is
I just don't wanna
show my vulnerabilities.
I don't like it.
It doesn't feel good to me.
So when the time comes that
it's no longer fun and games
and it's the real deal,
it's just too hard for me.
And it's clearly a problem.
- I honestly think it's,
like, us freaking out.
- You're probably right.
You always are.
At some point I need to grow up.
I need to take a chance on
someone, and give it a shot.
I do question the whole idea of
sleeping on this boat together.
- Yeah.
- You know, I just wanna
make sure
that we do this the
right way the first time.
I've never cooked better than
when you're around, you know?
I don't know if I
wanna impress you or what,
but we work really
well together.
- I needed an apology from Adam,
and I'm glad that
he gave me one.
And you know, I'm scared, too,
but if we don't move forward,
than we lose this,
and that would be sh--ty.
- Now get to work!
- Now I feel better.
Now I don't wanna work.
[ laughs ]
- Hey, Georgia.
- Ah!
me!
Oh, my God.
- Like, who the
put this in here?
Oops. Sorry.
Look at that twitch in your eye.
- Oh, stop it, you.
- You're a legend, thank you.
- Hey, you doing okay?
- Yeah.
- Good day?
- Yeah.
- High fives?
- I'm ready to crush
this charter.
- High five?
If by chance I hook up
with Parker, it'd be amazing.
- Is this my room?
- Yeah, should I draw
you a bath?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
- I'll drop the hints
if you get the mints.
- I don't get paid enough not
to take a shower in there.
- Thanks, Parks.
- Yeah, girl.
- Madison, Madison, Jenna.
- Oh, there's our boss.
- How you going on those cabins?
- We're just giving it another
vacuum, and then I'm out.
- Copy.
- We're doing a beach
barbeque tonight,
so after our break I want
one of you guys
to coordinate with Jenna about
packing up the barbeque stuff.
- Yeah.
- My goal for this next
charter is to keep
my department drama-free.
Let's try and keep
the vibe good on deck.
Pull it together and be
professional at all times.
- Okay.
- Oh, Madison,
these handles aren't wiped,
hangers aren't done,
there's old ones
that shouldn't in there.
This in here, toilet paper.
- Oh
- Madison's running
around constantly,
like she's the most stressed,
hardest-working person
on the boat.
I think she loves
to portray that image,
like look how hard I'm working,
I've never stopped moving.
But are you just
sprinting from one room
to the next, and that's it.
You're just sprinting.
You're not actually
doing something
in the rooms that
you're sprinting to.
Madison, is this
your coffee sitting
on the bar in the guest area?
- Yes, it is.
- Let's not leave that
there anymore, please.
- Copy.
- All crew, all crew,
if you haven't already,
switch into your
gray polos, please.
- Here's the Prosecco.
- Can we get everyone out
to the aft deck, please?
- , it's cooking
hot out here.
- This is summer.
- They could have paved
this for us.
That would have been nice.
- Yeah.
- Unbelievable.
- Coming up
- You've got some lentil soup.
- Oh, really?
- Great.
- It's way too hot to eat soup.
-
- Can I have it to go for
30-degree weather in the winter?
- So pretty here.
- Welcome.
- I'm Captain Glenn.
- Yana Greenstein.
- Arthur, yes, Jenna.
- Arthur.
- I am Captain Glenn,
nice to meet you.
- Thank you.
- Welcome to Corfu.
If you guys wanna
kick off your shoes
and head up the passerelle.
- Yes, thank you.
- Nice, warm weather for you.
- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.
- Lovely to meet you.
- Thank you very much.
- Hello, I'm Byron.
- Hi, Lydia, nice to see you.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Paget.
- Hi, Lydia.
- Cheers.
- Meow.
- Meow.
- Meow.
- Oh, my God.
- Welcome aboard Parsifal III.
We have a great holiday
planned for you.
We've got activities like
a beach barbeque organized
- Thank you, we're excited.
- Okay, I can give you
a tour of your yacht.
Let's get this party started.
This is the cockpit,
where you'll be enjoying
most of your meals.
- It's beautiful.
- Let's do the luggage.
- Up here is the fly bridge.
- Beautiful.
- All the sails will
come up from here.
Hot tub.
- Do we know who our
friends are next door?
- Where's our helicopter?
- Don't worry,
once the sails are up,
you won't need a helicopter.
Welcome to the master stateroom.
- This is where
the magic happens.
- Yes.
- This is where the magic
- We're magicians.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm, press the buttons
and it comes right up.
I don't think this is gonna
be enough for my clothes.
- Yeah.
- Beach barbecue's at 8:00.
What time were you
thinking for lunch?
- Three?
- Threeish?
- We have our liquid diet,
that works for now.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- Love it, love it, love it.
- Wait, wait, wait,
let me do one kissing her.
Because it happens rarely.
- They don't seem overly hungry.
Maybe a little bit
later for lunch, okay?
- Okay.
- See how they're doing.
- Byron, you happy if I fire up?
- Happy, happy.
- Let's go, give more slack,
more slack, and chuck,
pass it nice one.
Okay, Glenn, all lines are off.
- Copy that, thank you.
- Both anchors secure.
- Copy, thank you.
- If you come out straight like
this, Glenn, you'll be okay.
You're well clear.
- Thank you.
- Come down a little bit.
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- Madison and Ciara, Jenna.
- Go for Madison.
- Meet me in the main salon.
- All right, on my way.
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- Those are good.
- I like how you're
directing me.
That's perfect.
- Awesome.
Thanks, Jenna.
- Unfortunately,
I don't think we're gonna have
a lot of wind today.
We might get surprised
and get something tomorrow.
- Yeah.
- I support your campaign.
- Make Greece great again?
[ laughs ]
- This one, I'm gonna do a side
Greek salad with no onion
she doesn't like red onion.
- Beach barbeque
there's so much
sh-- in here.
- Yeah, we're laying anchor.
- Yeah.
- Sure, if you want to.
Glenn's gonna tell us
when he's in position.
- Okay.
- And what
- What position should I be in?
- Um
- So it's almost 3:00
- Oh.
- for lunchtime.
We don't eat a lot,
but we like looking at it.
It's like we don't we smell
it, and like, that's lunch.
- Yeah.
She's actually on what
they call an "air diet."
[ inhales ]
"I'm full."
- Byron, you can let it go,
let it go.
- Okay.
- Okay, so we wanna
turn it, like, twice.
In yachting, we anchor in
a lot of beautiful locations.
Today, the view is great.
- Madison, Madison, Jenna.
Do you wanna come up to start
preparing for meal service?
- On my way.
I know I'm second stew, so I
know I'm gonna be spread thinly,
and I know how to multitask
like a mother----er.
But its like if I'm doing a job,
just let me complete my job.
- Well done,
you anchored the boat.
- Thank you.
- Good one.
- It's that political
science degree.
- Okay, primary lady
says that she loves
to just look and sniff food,
and then feel full from that.
- That is pathetic.
I didn't work this
hard on this meal to try
and please Yana's
food preferences
for her to [ sniffs ]
sniff my plate.
You're eating this
----ing food.
Gonna be 10 minutes.
[ camera shutter clicking ]
- What is happening right now?
- An Insta husband
is a husband who knows
how to take good Insta photos.
- Yo.
- Yo.
- Parker, give her a big hug.
Oh, there it is, ah.
- Aw.
- A little kiss on the cheek.
- Sorry, I'm sweaty.
- [ raspberry ]
- Oh, you ----er!
- Oh, there's a smile.
- Oh, that was like a mix
oh, God.
- [ sighs ]
Oh, it is so ----ing hot today.
- They'll be getting in
the water today for sure.
- Yeah.
- You wanna put the food
down in the center
and then bring them the soup?
- Sure.
- Madison, Madison, Jenna.
- Go ahead, Jenna.
- You can come down
and run the food.
- Copy.
- For the laundry,
that's really good.
- I get a compliment from Jenna.
----ing finally.
- Okay.
Madison, get your ass down here.
- Yeah, seriously.
- Madison, Madison,
you coming back down?
- Any time now, Junior.
- It's, like, so
----ing hot out.
- That's all ready to go.
- It's really heavy.
- Oh, just wait, baby,
here it comes.
Send.
- If everyone can have
a seat at the table.
- Okay.
- This is so pretty.
- It looks amazing.
- Pretty hot.
- Hey, hey, hey,
how we doing so far?
- Hi. Good.
- tons of spices in there.
And it's garden salad
and some garlic shrimp here.
In the soup bowls,
you've got some lentil soup.
- Oh, really? Ooh.
- I'll try it.
I feel like I'm too hot
for soup, but
- I know, it is really hot.
- Mm.
- I don't even normally
like lentil soup.
- That's what I said.
-
On the hottest day in Greece,
genius over here decides to make
piping hot lentil soup.
- I just can't eat
a hot soup on, like, a hot day.
- That's a lot of food.
- I know, I can't either.
- Yeah.
- Maybe I ----ed that up.
- Can I have it to go for
30-degree weather in the winter?
- Also, I do have
a watermelon-mint
granita for dessert, as well.
- Oh, yes.
- I don't even normally
like lentil soup, but I
I can't stop eating this.
This is so good.
- Mm.
- The shrimp is amazing.
- Very good.
- It's delicious.
It's so good.
- Parker, listen,
have a quick look at that beach,
see if it's suitable
for the picnic first.
That one I think is sandy.
It doesn't look like
too many people there.
- Cool.
- Paget and Ciara
don't believe in me
because they
just don't understand
that I've got this on lock.
Excuse me how long do you
think you're staying here?
- Two hours?
- Madison, Madison, Jenna
- This right here
is watermelon granita,
and it should be
a little more refreshing
on this super hot day.
- Thanks, Adam.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy your meal,
and I'll see you guys
for that beach barbeque
in a bit.
- Yay!
- Yes.
- Okay, this is like
my dream dessert.
- I can just stick with
that the whole trip.
I don't need food.
- Parsifal III, Parker.
- Yeah, Parker, go ahead,
go ahead.
- All right, so I'm scouting
out for a beach for dinner,
and all the ones
that are near our boat,
boats are allowed to be
there day and night.
So as far as, like, crowds go,
we might just have people here.
- Parker might not know this,
but none of us have time
for Shakespearean
monologues over the radio.
- Would you repeat
the beginning of that,
please, I couldn't
hear anything.
- No, please do not repeat.
- So the beaches closer
- Wait, one second.
- Oh .
- to where our boat is
- are where the crowds go.
Unless you want me to
go a little farther in
to see if there's a bigger
- Ciara, why would you ask
him to repeat that?
Parker, you just make the call,
give us the information
when you get back.
- .
Goddamn it.
- Instead of transmitting your
whole life over the radio.
- Parker should just not talk.
Just keep his mouth on
his mom's teat, we're good.
- Just feed me, Mommy.
Feed me.
Do we have a pacifier for him?
- Well, actually,
we should get one.
- We should.
- Seriously.
- Coming up
- Madison, you're gonna go
now to the beach.
- We can take a fiver.
- What the ?
Have you guys not been here
for, like, five hours?
It looks like absolute sh--.
- How's it going with
- How's it going with
the beach barbeque stuff?
You have the list, right?
- Yep.
- I was asking them
about the beaches.
He said they're
mostly rocky beaches,
not very many
sandy beaches here.
- Nice catch.
- Just follow that list
and keep going
- Yeah.
- Can I relay some info
to you guys?
- Yeah.
- That's the beach
we should go to.
- Yeah?
- That's the best.
- That's where we're going.
- Those boats said they're gonna
hang there for two hours.
- That's where we're going.
- Okay.
- We're gonna go set up,
and that should discourage them
from using that area.
- Good.
- Yes. Victory!
- Perfect, excellent.
- So that beach over there
- Yeah.
- is the one that we're
gonna hold for the barbeque.
- It's not till later, but
we need to hold it now.
- Yeah, I'd love to, like,
start setting it up anyway.
We have that checklist
Madison's been following it.
- We'll go over now,
send everything
that we have in the laz
- Okay.
- And then we'll check back in
with you guys.
- Perfect.
- What are we bringing all
the beach stuff for?
I thought we were
that wasn't till tonight?
- Apparently we're setting it up
and holding the beach, just
- Okay.
- Jenna, Jenna, Pag.
- Go ahead.
- Okay, we're nearly ready
to go, so if Madison
can come with any last kit
that we need.
- Copy. Madison, you're gonna go
now with them to the beach
- Okay.
- and start setting up.
- Okay.
- And you have the list, right?
So you have all
the plastic cups
- Yep.
- Oh, my God.
- What is all that stuff for?
- For the beach.
- Okay.
- Are you coming out with me?
- Yep.
- Can you grab that?
- Oh sh--, we need shoes.
- No, you don't.
- [ sighs ]
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Meow.
- Meow.
- Ah! I should
have brought sandals.
- Yep.
- Because he's gonna jump off,
and I'm gonna jump off,
too, I think.
- Are you gonna jump off?
- I absolutely will.
- I need shoes for this.
Not even debatable.
- Gotta get them
calluses up, girl.
- Ow!
- I know.
-
- Go!
[ shrieks ]
- Ow!
Ow!
- I know.
-
- You gotta just ignore
the pain right now.
- Says the one on the boat.
- You're not in the water.
- La, la, la
la la la la ♪
I'm trying to get them to learn
that you gotta
have some endurance.
You gotta walk on some stones
in life once in a while.
Want me to get you a
whinekein from the bar?
- off, Parker.
- I am sorry, I'm not jumping
off of a perfectly good boat.
I hope you all can swim.
- I think we're good.
- Thanks, Park.
- Ugh, I'm getting
so sick of Parker.
- We're having dinner
over here at, like, 9:00.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- We're just here basically
to hold the beach.
We can take a fiver.
- I'm really ----ing annoyed
that Jenna's
a ----ing bitch to me.
- Are you sure you're not
gonna go snorkeling?
- I
- What if it changes
your whole perspective?
- Listen, I told you, I was
at this place in Thailand,
and I went in the water,
and I was like
I didn't like it.
- Glenn, Glenn, we've got Parker
coming back in the tender.
- Copy that, thank you.
- I tell you about when
the Captain and chief stew
went out and got absolutely
smashed with the guests?
- No, tell me!
- So I was working in
Ft. Lauderdale, on this boat
- Naturally.
- She came in, strips down,
and just gets into bed naked.
- Yeah.
The mom was, like,
getting hammered drunk,
like with her kids, and they
had, like, an adopted kid.
I I'm turning that down
for a minute.
- He needs to fly and he's just
come back from a brain surgery.
- What?
- And he
- I'm not, I'm not wearing
a bra!
[ laughs ]
- Anyher
- At 5:00, we'll start
setting up.
Not like we need to.
- What are you
thinking right now,
do you wanna go snorkeling,
wakeboarding?
- Like, I wanna lay out.
- Yeah, can we go to
the little beach?
There was a beach somewhere.
- It's close, yeah.
- And whoever wants to do
snorkeling can do snorkeling.
- Okay.
- Whoever wants to not
- Cool, whatever you
guys wanna do.
- Perfect.
Arthur, grab a water.
- Parker, Parker, Ciara.
- Go ahead, Ciara.
- Just wanna check up.
Were we expecting
the guests soon or anything?
- We are on our way over
to the beach where you two are.
- What? Hm?
- With the guests
or without the guests?
Why does nobody answer
their ----ing radio?
- Do you copy that?
Do you copy?
- He said they were on their way
to the beach, where we are.
- Ciara's not answering,
and she called me.
- There would have been
communication.
Or there wouldn't have been.
- Yeah, what no kidding.
- Ready, gang?
- We're, like, can someone
----ing communicate?
- Can one of you copy
that, please?
- Can you repeat that, please?
That didn't come through at all.
- The guests
they're heading your way
in five, 10 minutes.
- That's great.
- I was under the impression
they were coming at 7:00.
Can you tell him
we need more time?
- Paget, are they not
going snorkeling?
- Ciara, you've just
gotta be ready
for curveballs left
and right, okay?
- Ugh.
- Oh, my
- Did he just make a lesson?
- I would punch him
for saying that.
- All right, this table
needs to be wherever
Adam's kitchen is gonna be,
so we'll go over there.
- Why the are they
bringing the guests here?
I thought they were snorkeling.
- Ciara, Ciara, Pag.
- You wanna copy for me?
- Yeah.
Go for Ciara.
- Yeah, we're five minutes away.
- Yeah, copy.
This is why there's
no communication.
I'm really happy
we went over the radio.
- Yachting's not for everyone.
- Do you guys like adventures?
- That's right.
- Where are we gonna
set up the umbrellas?
We could dig, maybe.
- It's not standing up.
- So don't mind the girls,
they're just setting up,
because this is where
dinner's gonna be.
Just be mindful of
the rocks on the bottom,
and we'll bring some
towels to the beach for you
if you wanna lay down.
- Why did you
why are you bringing them
to this beach.
- I don't really know either.
- It's
- Okay, Parker.
- No, it is what they wanted.
- It's just like
- I can't stand here
and talk about this.
I gotta get stuff off
the boat to the guests.
- If you wanna pick a spot,
I can rake off some rocks
so it's a little
smoother to lay down or sit.
- We don't have
anything here yet.
- I'll give you a hand.
We just talked
about being on our A game,
but this is an
absolute disaster.
The beach is not ready.
It's like what the hell have
Madison and Ciara been
doing all this time?
- I'm gonna rake so you guys
can walk and lay down.
- Yeah, yeah, you're good, man.
- Okay, Georgia, you can
set up for the surprise.
Whatever you think
would look pretty
pink roses and balloons.
- I'm so happy to be out
of the laundry room
and to get to do something
service-related.
It's about ----ing time.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- That's pretty.
- Yeah.
- Cute.
- That'll do the trick.
- Okay.
- You want a piggyback ride?
- It might have been
nice if Parker
had told us to bring our shoes.
He's chosen the beach
with the most rocks in,
like, a 20-mile radius.
My team today has been
pretty much in disarray.
- Woo!
- For dinner, she wants lobster
or fresh fish under seafood.
Main course, no lobster
or fresh fish.
Can you explain that one to me?
You ----ing momos.
- Do you wanna go?
- Yeah.
- You wanna wakeboard?
- Yeah, sure.
- I'm ready when
you guys are, okay?
- Okay.
- Do you wanna come?
- Yeah, I'll come with you,
leave these guys
on the beach, yeah.
- I understand the rocks.
They hurt.
- The guests probably
aren't too thrilled
because the beach setup
is in shambles.
- You wanna stay
in the water for a minute,
to see if that helps it?
- I don't think it's
that difficult
to set up a picnic table in
the middle of the beach.
- I'm happy we did set
up a shell of a thing
real quick before they got here.
- Jenna, you want
- Yeah.
- Put your knees
closer to your chest.
- Don't forget about what
happened in the past.
- Okay.
- Wait, wait don't focus on
what happened in the past.
- You know what, Glenn,
if you wanna do the other
string, that would be wonderful.
- How are you tying yours?
- Whatever tickles your
pickle
I mean, floats your boat.
- Excuse me?
- Hehe.
- I wanna get there so
I can see what's happening.
- I'm sure
it's set up perfectly.
- I don't get paid enough
for this sh--.
- Beach party, beach party,
Jenna.
Just checking on your status.
How close are you guys to done?
- There's, like, literally
nothing I can do.
Yeah, I mean, I'm as set up
as I can be right now.
What?
- If I have to suffer,
she has to.
- No. Madison.
- "Bring shoes?"
- Be the bigger person.
- I'm sick of it.
- Well, then,
I'm doing it for you.
- Here we go!
[ shouting, screaming ]
- I'm going now.
Are you staying here for a bit,
or are you coming?
- Yeah, I can go.
- Okay.
- Are they made up now?
- I guess.
Oh, I don't know.
- I just heard the other night
she went off upset,
but I had no idea why.
- I don't care.
I'm just trying to work,
do my job.
- Welcome back.
[ laughs ]
- Thank you.
- Cool, let's hit it.
- Good luck.
- Thanks, dude.
- It's a rock massage.
- That's how I feel every day.
Like, that someone's
just, like
like burying me alive,
and they get, like,
80 percent of the way there,
then they're like, actually,
JK, you can live.
[ laughs ]
- What the have
they been doing?
- Okay, okay, let's see
what's happening here.
Okay.
What the ?
Would you not
want a cover for this?
It looks less sh--ty?
- This is what it is
outta time.
- These guests are all paying
for this luxury vacation,
and then the beach setup
looks like sh--.
I'm pissed.
Okay, so from this list, do you
have limes, lemons, oranges?
- No, because I thought that
was coming with the food.
- Do you have a wine bucket?
- No.
- Why aren't there umbrellas
set up?
- Because it doesn't stay up,
we've already tried.
- Okay.
So all of this sh--
- Mm-hmm.
- can't be sitting there.
Oh, so this could have
all been prepared.
I don't even think they're
gonna wanna sit here like this,
because it looks like
absolute sh--.
Have you guys not been here
for, like, five hours?
- I'm sorry.
- And you need to put a bra on.
Madison, I sent you here to make
sure things were good to go,
and here we are,
30 minutes away from dinner,
and it's like no bra,
no shoes, no service.
Ah!
What do we do?
- Still to come
- About halfway
through the season
- Greece!
- we're gonna wrap this up
real good and tight.
- Woo!
- Woo!
- It's so breathtaking.
- Wow, it's windy.
- It is windy.
We are on a, um
- A yacht.
- Look at the view.
- Speaking of naked.
- Amazing.
- Ah!
- They just played corn hole
with breast implants.
- Wow.
- Wow!
[ cheering, shouting ]
- Okay, thank you.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Oh, dude!
- Hey!
- Hey!
- It's time to take it
up a notch.
- Parker, go back now.
- Disrespect him.
- I might be getting
into some trouble here.
- I honestly feel like I've been
carrying you and Georgia,
and it ----ing sucks.
- I get it
you wanna suck Adam's dick.
But it's also,
like, be professional.
- Can you go a day without
creating some kind of drama?
- I'm done with being on a boat
where everyone's couple,
couple, couple.
- I think I'm agreeing
to a threesome.
I'm very glad to have met you.
You've meant a lot more to
me than I think you realize.
- So they're definitely
breaking up.
I hop in my van
and I drive away.
- I'm definitely naive.
- Whoa!
- Oh, my God.
- We're at 24 knots
all of a sudden.
- Whoa.
- I got this, I got this.
- Woo!
- We're, like, almost
tipping over.
Is this normal?
- I would be very surprised
if somebody flew to
Corfu with cocaine.
Is there anything you
don't want me to find?
What's in here?
Might be a change of personnel.
- I'm so ----ing tired of
this bullsh--.
- I don't actually think
I can do this.
- This is insane.
- We're all gonna die.
- This smile is
the smile of panic.
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