Big Hero 6: The Series (2017) s01e08 Episode Script

Aunt Cass Goes Out

1 [music.]
Would you like to know the odds? Not right now! Baymax! Building! We're not gonna make it.
- I will take more efficient route.
- Oh! [beeping.]
It's movie night, Hiro! I rented us "Kentucky Kaiju vs.
Zombiesaurus"! Yeah! Uh be right down! Just putting on my, uh, movie clothes.
Okay.
Where's Baymax? [grunting.]
Baymax: Hello! Come on, hurry.
Before I eat all this popcorn myself.
Phew.
Baymax: What are movie clothes? Hello.
I am Baymax.
[title music.]
Wah-oh Wah-oh Wah-oh Wah-oh, wah-oh Wah-oh, wah-oh 1x09 - Aunt Cass Goes Out Thanks for comin', guys.
Dad's stuck at Chateau Frederickson, so I'm representing the family.
Any idea what this thing's about? No idea.
The invitation just said, "Prepare to have your worries disappear.
" Baymax: That would be an impressive therapeutic breakthrough.
Looks like Krei invited every rich jerk in town.
As I was saying.
Uch, Richardson Mole.
Hey, Go Go, were you just talkin' about me, Dream Girl? My ears were burning.
Baymax: Burning often indicates infection.
There is no infection.
However, your ceruminous glands are overproducing ear wax.
Oh, gross! Shut it about my glands! Nice save, Baymax.
I am not wearing clothing.
Aunt Cass almost busted me again.
It It's becoming a problem.
Baymax: Hand-eye coordination is developed over Don't mind me! Gotta stay fit! Aah! ['80s workout music.]
Woo! Feel the burn! Huh! Yeah! Hoo! Aunt Cass: Oh! Now we go to the glutes! - Why don't you just tell her? - What? No! You never reveal your secret identity! Other than to your manservant or your sidekick.
- Obviously.
- And definitely not to your aunt.
Who would never let you out of the house if she found out.
Give it up, junior.
I'm never gonna date you.
- Like, ever.
- Wait a minute.
Maybe that's the answer for Aunt Cass.
Hmm Uhh, I don't think Richardson is right for Aunt Cass.
He's clearly into Go Go, then there's that whole - age issue thing, you know? - Uh, Fred? Not Richardson.
- An actual man.
- You should stay out of her personal life.
Come on, Go Go.
Dating might be good for her.
Or you.
Krei: What does it mean to be rich? Having things.
Lots of things.
Expensive things.
Things that other people want.
[applauding.]
It could all disappear in an instant! All of your precious things! If only I had someone looking out for me.
If only I had a buddy.
[punch.]
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my distinct honor to introduce Buddy Guard! "It's more than protection, it's the friend you can depend on.
" The slogan's not final.
- Fred? What are you doing? - [whispering.]
There's still one ninja.
- It's just an act.
- Ohhhh Okay, okay.
- So we shouldn't save Krei? - Go Go and Hiro: No! Krei: Buddy Guard is a military-grade drone, capable of countering any attack.
[buzzing.]
[thud.]
But who wants that eyesore hovering over them while taking a stroll on your private island? So we gave ugly here the ability to turn invisible.
But how? Great question.
Flexible Display Technology.
A high-resolution miracle.
It can look like anything.
Or nothing at all.
So be smart.
Buy yourself a buddy.
[applauding.]
Pre-orders in the lobby.
Get them before they disappear.
[applauding.]
- That seemed to go well.
- Impressive tech.
Thank you, Hiro.
That means a lot coming from you.
- How are your, uh, programming safeguards? - Safeguards? You know, so your buddy doesn't turn into your enemy.
Oh, that kind of programming safeguard.
Well, yeah.
There are so many awesome, really safe, safe guards.
Anyway, thanks for coming.
Um, excuse me.
Uh, question, heh Are there really any safeguards? Officially, there are many, and they are awesome! - Surprise! - Aah! Dr.
Meyer? When I sold you my Flexible Display Technology, you gave me your word my invention would be used for fun things, like hiding people at surprise parties.
The Buddy Guard is fun.
What's more fun than a buddy? You're using it to hurt people.
Hurt people? No.
I'm using it to defend people.
Thanks for stopping by, Mel.
May I call you Mel? We should go for muffins sometime.
Going for muffins isn't a thing, you're just trying to get rid of me! I demand you give me my plans back! Sorry, Mel, the Buddy Guard's going to be huge.
[beeping.]
Oh! Look, here's a few.
- Eh Uh Uh - See Dr.
Meyer out.
- You haven't seen the last of me! - Pretty sure I have.
Dr.
Meyer: This is unacceptable and unpleasant, and Hiro: No no No.
A big, big no.
No.
Ahh! None of these guys seem good enough for Aunt Cass.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! That guy has a mustache.
It's a proven fact that the coolest guys have mustaches.
Fred, be serious.
The mustache doesn't make the man.
It's what's inside the mouth.
I cannot stress enough the importance of dental hygiene.
Hiro, maybe your aunt should pick for herself.
She needs a little push.
I need a little space.
Everybody wins.
Hey, great workspace.
Is that a vending machine? Fun.
- Mr.
Krei? - I had my team check out those safeguards you were talking about, and it turns out there was a slight glitch.
[explosions.]
Uh, Mr.
Krei, there's a slight glitch! Aaah! [sigh.]
Kreitech has a pretty spotty record of bringing products to launch too soon.
- You know it's true.
- I just want you to make sure it's safe.
- More or less.
- What's in it for us? I won't tell the world that you're Big Hero 6.
[gasp.]
Huh? [gasping.]
What's wrong with you? - Yeah.
Be cool, man.
- Oh, I can be cool.
If you do what I want.
Or I can be ice cold.
This sounds like you're blackmailing us.
My attorney advises against using the word "blackmail.
" [gasp.]
Whoa! - Nice catch.
- Thanks.
Nice fall.
[romantic music.]
Aunt Cass, hey, wh what what are you doing here? Oh Uh, you forgot your chemistry homework.
[clears throat.]
I think I'm feeling a little chemistry right now.
[giggles.]
Are you flirting with me? Wow, this feels like flirting.
Okay, thanks.
Ha-ha, you can go now, Aunt Cass.
Aunt Cass.
- What an enchanting name.
- Thanks, but people who aren't my nephew just call me Cass.
Or, maybe don't call her anything.
At all.
How about dinner tonight, Cass? Say around 7:00? Uh, she's busy.
Forever.
Well, I am busy.
I own my own business.
I mean Of course.
You own your own business, too.
A bigger business.
That's a good point.
I bet he's even busier.
Oh, heck, if you can make time, so can I.
I'd be delighted, Mr.
Krei.
People who aren't your nephew call me "Alistair.
" Looks like you got what you wanted.
Congratulations.
I am detecting an abnormal walk pattern.
It's not abnormal, it's pacing.
Something people do when they're not happy about their aunt dating.
You said you wanted Aunt Cass to date.
Yeah, but not [knocking on door.]
Krei.
[snarls.]
Hiro.
Third time I've seen you today.
Yeah.
Third time.
But it's not the charm.
Ha! Funny.
I think.
Jokes aren't really my thing.
Is your aunt ready? Aunt Cass: She is.
Mr.
Krei, your heart rate is elevated.
Are you feeling well? Better than well.
You look incredible.
- These are for you.
- Oh, these are beautiful.
They're the rarest tulips in the world.
They bloom only once every 20 years, they're very expensive.
Shall we? Would you put these in water, Hiro? - More pacing.
- Wh What if this date goes great? And what if they really like each other? Eh, they couldn't get married, could they? They are of legal age for marriage.
Mr.
Krei would then be your uncle.
Uncle Krei? Not happening.
[meows.]
[purrs.]
- It's actually kind of cute.
- Sure.
For a lethal weapon.
You and Hiro were right.
It wouldn't take much of a glitch to scramble this thing's programming.
- Where is Hiro, anyway? - Oh, he texted me.
He's busy following Krei and Aunt Cass on their date.
- Yeah.
That's normal.
- Who needs a Noodle Burger break? - Yeah! - Starving.
Did you bring napkins? N Not a good place to do that.
- Why? [beeps.]
That's why.
Whoa.
Cool.
It wants to play hide and seek Owww! Yeah.
Not playing hide and seek.
[buzzing.]
- Oww! - Uhhh! Show yourself, coward.
Owwww! Owwww! How can we fight what we can't see? With ketchup! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Fred, it worked! - Aah! - Aah! Wah! Yeah! How you like us now, "buddy?" Oww! Wow! Look at this line! I hope you have a reservation.
[chuckles.]
Reservation? I don't need one.
It looks like we have an opening for two in six hours.
Right this way, Mr.
Krei.
Sorry! You all have amazing shoes.
We'll have to go in the back.
[music.]
[buzzing.]
Hello.
I am Baymax.
So what? Is that bag for me? You may have the bag.
What's in it? Garbage.
Why would I want garbage? I do not know.
Is this some kinda joke? I do not understand jokes.
Yeah, I'm gonna close the door now.
Goodbye.
Hello! Look at these prices.
I was hoping you'd notice.
I serve chicken fingers at the Lucky Cat.
That is not how much chicken costs.
Chickens have fingers? D Do you mean like the toes? I'm gonna get the fish.
Mel: Oh, is he gonna be surprised.
Uhh? When Fred spilled his drink, it shorted out the drone's threat assessment program.
So, it thought we were all bad guys.
We are superheroes! We are the definition of good guys! - Come on! - These buddies are dangerous.
Krei cannot sell them to the public.
I never would've guessed you're a fan of origami, too.
[chuckles.]
Ah, yes.
We always had plenty laying around.
Papa never let me fold anything bigger than a fifty.
- But I made do.
- A crane! Amazing! Check this out.
It's me! And And I'm literally made of money! Just like in my dreams.
I'll treasure it always.
- Ohh! I am so - Mr.
Krei! Ahhh! Not going to have you fired.
'Cause what kind of monster would get a guy fired for a simple mistake? Not me.
Not a monster.
Hey, here's 20 bucks.
Buy yourself some chicken toes.
Ohh-kay? That was sweet.
But you got a little something from yeah, pretty much all over.
- Right.
- Sorry, Uncle Krei.
- Surprise! - Ahhh! Stop doing that, Mel! I'll be needing your key card, Alistair.
Alistair, wow.
[gasps.]
- You cleaned up nice.
- Oh, uh, yeah, uh, huh I'm sorry.
Uh, something came up at the office, and I have to go.
Wait! Are you ditching me? Well, yeah.
I do have to leave, now, and alone.
You have to at least give me a ride home, buster! And what happened to your voice? Mel: What happened to your voice? Baymax! Krei and Aunt Cass are leaving, but Krei's acting weird.
Baymax: Mr.
Krei appears normal, but his DNA has changed.
Hmm.
Krei: [muffled.]
Mmm! Mm-mm-mm [muffled sounds.]
He stole my ID.
And my "buy nine sandwiches, get the 10th sandwich free" card.
But if you're here, then who is? Aunt Cass! Go Go, a Krei impostor has Aunt Cass! Cass! He's not me! I'm me! And I'm paying for that limo! Get the others and meet me at Kreitech! What is so important that you need to go to your office - in the middle of our date? - Uh, it's a surprise.
I'm not a fan of surprises.
You know, there's nothing like a surprise party.
The bond shared by a group of people - hiding and waiting together in the dark? - I guess.
Wouldn't it be great if there was something that would make you invisible so you could have the ultimate surprise party? - Are you feeling okay? - Yes.
Sorry.
I just get really excited about things sometimes.
Like, surprise parties? Yeah! Uh, it's a rich-person thing.
- You wouldn't understand.
- Yeah, you're right about that.
- Hi.
Uh, I'm - Mr.
Krei! Workin' late? Oh, is that something I would do? - Th Th Then yes.
Yes, I am.
- Whew.
[beeping.]
Check and mate.
- Yoh! - Surprise! Baymax: Surprise.
- Hand over the plans, Mel.
- You win.
But you should know that you're helping a man who's using my surprise party invention for something much less festive! It's called good business.
Sure.
Call it what you want, you can't sell those drones.
If they get wet, their programming scrambles and they attack everyone around them.
[belch.]
Fine.
I'll delay shipping until they're fixed.
- What a nice surprise.
- Yeah? How's this for a surprise? Whoa! Keep those things away from me, they can be dangerous! [laughs.]
Not cool, man.
Ticklish.
[fire alarm beeping.]
Oh.
That's not good.
Fred: What are we gonna do? Let me check - No, I don't have ketchup, guys.
- I'm on it.
Uhhh! Mm Mm Woman down! Aah! Ooh Ooh! Ooh.
I should be able to hack into the Buddy operating system - and turn those things visible.
- Hiro: Cover Wasabi! Looks like you guys have it under control, so I'll go Uhhh! Fred: All right! Nice one, drones.
[grunts.]
Aah! Bad one, drones! That was a bad one! Uhh! Typing with your chin isn't easy.
I think I did it! Wasabi: Aah! I think I did somethin' else! Baymax: The Buddy Guards are now visible, but different.
Ow! I was alerted to the need for medical attention when you said "Ow.
" Baymax: Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no [thud.]
I am unable to tend to your health care needs.
I'm outta here! No! He's leading them right to Aunt Cass: And that's Mochi sleeping on my bed.
And that's Mochi sleeping on the couch.
[chuckles.]
Oh, and that's Mochi sleeping in a sunbeam.
[firing blasters.]
Aaaahh! Drive! [engine revving, tires screeching.]
Who are you? And why are you being chased by Alistair heads? It's a long story.
You're not going to like it! [tires screeching.]
And this is why I don't date.
Nice, Wasabi.
Baymax: Scanning for Aunt Cass.
Scan complete.
- Hang on, whoever you are! - [tires screeching.]
Whoa! I know things started off weird with me impersonating your date, but, ahh, something about being here with you in this car chase just feels right.
Look out! [tires screeching.]
That's sweet, but could you not talk? Thank you, Baymax! Hey, that's the big guy from Big Hero 6! Hi! Thanks for your help! Baymax: Hello.
Hiro: Baymax, look out! Ow! Hiro! [grunting.]
Ah-ha Ahhhh! Woo-hoo! Uh Aah! Ah-ha-ha! Whoo! Huh? Aah! Aaah! [crash.]
Aaah! Baymax: Hiro, you are safe.
Come on.
You gotta get Aunt Cass.
Huh I think we lost them.
- Mel: Aah Aahhhh! - Or not! [tires screeching.]
[glass shatters.]
If this is it, I want you to know, - my name's Mel.
Hi.
- Yeah, I don't really care.
[explosion.]
[gasp.]
Police officer: Do you wanna press charges, Mr.
Krei? - Absolutely.
Throw the book at him.
- Really, Alistair? I mean, sure, he's a creepy surprise party weirdo, but he told me why he did all this.
You kind of used him.
Cass.
Cass, Cass, Cass, Cass.
You are a sweet person.
But I am still pressing charges! Let me go! I don't wanna go to jail! I've heard the food is terrible! So long, forever! You'll never find me! Do you hear me? Never! We can still see your feet, Mel.
How do you know they're my feet? [mumbling.]
[car door slams.]
- W Will you come visit me in prison? - Probably not.
- Can I write you? - Sure.
Why not? Yes! [siren sounding.]
Baymax: Will you find another date for Aunt Cass? No way.
Her personal life is her business.
I don't know why I got involved in the first place.
Oh, yeah.
Aah! - Hello, Aunt Cass.
- Hey, guys.
Get your movie clothes ready! It's movie night.
[crash.]
[theme music.]

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