Bluey (2018) s01e08 Episode Script
Fruitbat
1
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
-Ehh easy.
-[gasps]
Ohh! Ohh!
Bluey, easy!
-[pops]
-[all] Aah! Aah!
-[laughter]
-Oh, not fair!
-How good's Pop Up Croc?
-Again!
No. Upstairs for bedtime.
Nooooooo!
[chuckles]
Oh, here we go.
[Bluey] Noooooo!
[soft music playing]
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called Fruit Bat.
All right, say goodnight to the animals.
Goodnight, frogs.
Night, kangaroos,
Night, bilbies.
[Dad] Night, fruit bats.
No, not "Night, fruit bats."
They don't sleep at night.
They're octurnal.
Good knowledge, kid.
You mean fruit bats don't need
to go to bed now?
No. But you do.
Come on. Bedtime.
I wish I was a fruit bat.
Well, fruit bats don't get
to do rocket ship.
[Bluey and Bingo] Yeah! Rocket ship!
Okay, helmets.
Choo-choog.
Seatbelts!
-Click!
-Click!
Close the door.
-Clunk.
-Click.
Okay, push the button!
-Boop!
-Boop!
[imitates engine roaring]
[Bluey and Bingo giggle]
[imitation stops]
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
Okay, shower time.
No! More rocket ship!
I don't need a shower.
Yeah, you do, ya grub.
[sniffs] Poahh!
Not fair!
I bet fruit bats
don't have to have showers.
Well, then they wouldn't
get to play penguins.
Yeah, penguins!
Whee!
Teeth time.
Mum, look, I'm a penguin!
Whee!
Oh, wackadu!
Even though I don't
really need to do a wee,
I'm going to do one anyway.
Otherwise, I might wet the bed.
-[toothbrush whirring]
-That's very clever, Bingo.
It's called a tactical wee.
-[whirring stops]
-Not fair.
I want to stay up like a fruit bat.
Well, when the fruit bats
go to the toilet,
they do it hanging upside down,
so the wee just runs all over them.
-Blegh!
-[laughs] Bleaghh!
I'd love that!
I bet you would, you little grub!
Whee! Whee!
Come on. That's a daytime game.
Oh, I just want to be a fruit bat.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
But fruit bats don't get
to play the story game,
where I tell a story,
but pretend to fall asleep.
-Yeah!
-Ah!
"So, the little puppy peeked
in the window,
and on the table was the most beautiful"
[snores]
[Bluey and Bingo giggle]
-Wake up!
-Wake up!
[snorts] Huh? What? What? Oh, sorry.
I think I must have just dozed off.
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
"the most beautiful
golden egg she'd ever seen.
So she climbed inside,
but out jumped a huge hairy"
[snores]
[Bluey and Bingo giggle]
-Wake up!
-Wake up!
[snorts] Aah! Aah! Spider!
[soft music playing]
Aw! I'm not tired.
I know. Just try, okay?
It's not fair!
Night, Bluey.
Ugh!
Ohh!
I can't fall asleep!
Psst! Bingo, are you awake?
[crickets chirping]
Hmph!
[wood creaks]
Bluey.
What am I gonna do with you, hey?
Let me stay up?
Ehhh.
[growling lightly]
[laughs] What's Dad doing?
Hmm, I'd say he's dreaming
about playing touch football
with his mates.
Really?
Yeah, he doesn't get to play
that much anymore,
so he keeps having dreams about it.
Why doesn't he get to play it
for real life?
Well, he's busy, sweetheart.
Busy working and looking after you two.
Oh.
[whimpers]
Oh look! Did he just score a try?
[chuckles] I think he did.
[laughs]
Ooh, maybe I can dream
about being a fruit bat.
Well, you could give it a go.
Night, Mum!
Oh, okay.
Night, honey.
Come on!
Come on!
[growls]
Dream about being a fruit bat!
[growls]
[crickets chirping]
[echoing] It didn't work.
[echoing] Oh, well, you tried.
Where'd Dad go?
He's outside.
[crickets chirping]
Dad!
[up-tempo music plays]
Dad!
Daaad!
[music playing]
Na, na-na-na ♪
Na-na, na-na, na ♪
La, la, la-la-la-la, la ♪
La, la, la-la-la ♪
[burps]
[Dad] Mine!
[indistinct shouting]
Yes, mate, yes, mate, yes, mate!
-[dog] Kick it!
-Whoo-hoo!
Run, run!
[all] Yeah!
Hey, Dad!
Hey, Bluey!
You're a fruit bat!
Yeah!
How is it?
It's great!
You get to eat a lot of fruit!
Ha! I bet.
Hey, did you see my try?
Yeah, I did!
How good was it?!
So good.
There's plenty more where that came from!
-[laughs] Yeah, ya reckon?
-Yeah, sure.
Yeah, I do.
Oh, righto!
All right, see ya, Bluey.
Come on, let's do this!
See ya, Dad!
[music playing]
Wow!
-[birds chirping]
-[rooster crowing]
Hi.
Seven o'clock!
That was a big sleep.
I had the most amazing dream.
One, two, three, four
-Dad?
-five, six
Yes, mate? seven
Thanks for looking after us.
eight, nine, ten!
You're welcome.
[laughs]
I've got your favorite, Bluey
fruit salad!
Yuck!
No more fruit.
Just some toast, please.
Mm-mm-mnh.
[up-tempo music plays]
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
-Ehh easy.
-[gasps]
Ohh! Ohh!
Bluey, easy!
-[pops]
-[all] Aah! Aah!
-[laughter]
-Oh, not fair!
-How good's Pop Up Croc?
-Again!
No. Upstairs for bedtime.
Nooooooo!
[chuckles]
Oh, here we go.
[Bluey] Noooooo!
[soft music playing]
-Ooh!
-Ooh!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called Fruit Bat.
All right, say goodnight to the animals.
Goodnight, frogs.
Night, kangaroos,
Night, bilbies.
[Dad] Night, fruit bats.
No, not "Night, fruit bats."
They don't sleep at night.
They're octurnal.
Good knowledge, kid.
You mean fruit bats don't need
to go to bed now?
No. But you do.
Come on. Bedtime.
I wish I was a fruit bat.
Well, fruit bats don't get
to do rocket ship.
[Bluey and Bingo] Yeah! Rocket ship!
Okay, helmets.
Choo-choog.
Seatbelts!
-Click!
-Click!
Close the door.
-Clunk.
-Click.
Okay, push the button!
-Boop!
-Boop!
[imitates engine roaring]
[Bluey and Bingo giggle]
[imitation stops]
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
Okay, shower time.
No! More rocket ship!
I don't need a shower.
Yeah, you do, ya grub.
[sniffs] Poahh!
Not fair!
I bet fruit bats
don't have to have showers.
Well, then they wouldn't
get to play penguins.
Yeah, penguins!
Whee!
Teeth time.
Mum, look, I'm a penguin!
Whee!
Oh, wackadu!
Even though I don't
really need to do a wee,
I'm going to do one anyway.
Otherwise, I might wet the bed.
-[toothbrush whirring]
-That's very clever, Bingo.
It's called a tactical wee.
-[whirring stops]
-Not fair.
I want to stay up like a fruit bat.
Well, when the fruit bats
go to the toilet,
they do it hanging upside down,
so the wee just runs all over them.
-Blegh!
-[laughs] Bleaghh!
I'd love that!
I bet you would, you little grub!
Whee! Whee!
Come on. That's a daytime game.
Oh, I just want to be a fruit bat.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
But fruit bats don't get
to play the story game,
where I tell a story,
but pretend to fall asleep.
-Yeah!
-Ah!
"So, the little puppy peeked
in the window,
and on the table was the most beautiful"
[snores]
[Bluey and Bingo giggle]
-Wake up!
-Wake up!
[snorts] Huh? What? What? Oh, sorry.
I think I must have just dozed off.
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
"the most beautiful
golden egg she'd ever seen.
So she climbed inside,
but out jumped a huge hairy"
[snores]
[Bluey and Bingo giggle]
-Wake up!
-Wake up!
[snorts] Aah! Aah! Spider!
[soft music playing]
Aw! I'm not tired.
I know. Just try, okay?
It's not fair!
Night, Bluey.
Ugh!
Ohh!
I can't fall asleep!
Psst! Bingo, are you awake?
[crickets chirping]
Hmph!
[wood creaks]
Bluey.
What am I gonna do with you, hey?
Let me stay up?
Ehhh.
[growling lightly]
[laughs] What's Dad doing?
Hmm, I'd say he's dreaming
about playing touch football
with his mates.
Really?
Yeah, he doesn't get to play
that much anymore,
so he keeps having dreams about it.
Why doesn't he get to play it
for real life?
Well, he's busy, sweetheart.
Busy working and looking after you two.
Oh.
[whimpers]
Oh look! Did he just score a try?
[chuckles] I think he did.
[laughs]
Ooh, maybe I can dream
about being a fruit bat.
Well, you could give it a go.
Night, Mum!
Oh, okay.
Night, honey.
Come on!
Come on!
[growls]
Dream about being a fruit bat!
[growls]
[crickets chirping]
[echoing] It didn't work.
[echoing] Oh, well, you tried.
Where'd Dad go?
He's outside.
[crickets chirping]
Dad!
[up-tempo music plays]
Dad!
Daaad!
[music playing]
Na, na-na-na ♪
Na-na, na-na, na ♪
La, la, la-la-la-la, la ♪
La, la, la-la-la ♪
[burps]
[Dad] Mine!
[indistinct shouting]
Yes, mate, yes, mate, yes, mate!
-[dog] Kick it!
-Whoo-hoo!
Run, run!
[all] Yeah!
Hey, Dad!
Hey, Bluey!
You're a fruit bat!
Yeah!
How is it?
It's great!
You get to eat a lot of fruit!
Ha! I bet.
Hey, did you see my try?
Yeah, I did!
How good was it?!
So good.
There's plenty more where that came from!
-[laughs] Yeah, ya reckon?
-Yeah, sure.
Yeah, I do.
Oh, righto!
All right, see ya, Bluey.
Come on, let's do this!
See ya, Dad!
[music playing]
Wow!
-[birds chirping]
-[rooster crowing]
Hi.
Seven o'clock!
That was a big sleep.
I had the most amazing dream.
One, two, three, four
-Dad?
-five, six
Yes, mate? seven
Thanks for looking after us.
eight, nine, ten!
You're welcome.
[laughs]
I've got your favorite, Bluey
fruit salad!
Yuck!
No more fruit.
Just some toast, please.
Mm-mm-mnh.
[up-tempo music plays]