Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e08 Episode Script

Know what's awesome about video chat? No matter where we are, we can hang.
I know, even if I'm in Paris, France.
Hola! Konnichiwa! Or underwater.
Uh-on.
Here comes a skinner-fish! Classic.
Or, ooh! The jungle.
Yay, you saved the world from the robots.
Let's get married.
How'd that get in there? Weird.
Yo, have you heard the surf report for this weekend? Biggest swells of the year! So stoked.
We have to be careful, though.
Last time we missed out 'cuz we got Saturday detention.
That wasn't even our fault.
How were we supposed to know the lunch lady wasn't a zombie? I know, and we didn't even trap her in our locker that long.
But this time, best behavior, Proper dress code and don't be late.
Already got that taken care of, bro.
See you at school! What's going on here? Oh, top of the morning to you, Mr.
Wagner Who I in no way think is a zombie.
You can't sleep on school property.
It's okay, dude.
It's not like I was unsupervised.
My gammy's here, too.
Come on, ma'am, you need to wake up.
Not a good idea, dude.
Ma'am? Come on, ma'am.
She is not a morning person.
Is not a morning person.
I wake up, get in motion get me to the ocean, here we go it's all about the sunshine and the current ride all the days I walk by, hello you know that when the surf rolls in that's when big waves really begin no worries, bro.
here we go again hey! Hey! ♪ life is just a curl, and the summer never ends ♪ ♪ here we go again ♪ hey! Hey! you know it's always epic when I'm hanging with my friends ohh-oh-ohh here we go again Hey! Hey! Did you check out the school paper homepage? A little article from star reporter Kelly peckinpaugh "today's lunch: Ham.
" nice! Above that.
"Mystery water balloon thrower gets busted!" Busted, meaning in trouble, But also like when you break a balloon.
I thought it was clever.
So, you hitting the waves tomorrow? So psyched.
I already have my bathing suit laid out.
Bucket? Huh, what? How long was I out? It happened again.
You really should have that looked into.
Well, no monster swells for me.
You got Saturday detention? Yup.
I guess you'll be hitting the waves without me.
You have to be there, dude.
We're a team.
Thunder and lightning, big dog and the ace.
Skinner and the guy who cries at the Taylor Swift concert.
Which no one is calling us.
Listen, we've got to find you a way out of detention.
I'll come up with something, like I did with that math test.
I'm sorry, Mr.
Wagner, But I am unable to take the test today.
My country needs me.
Yeah, I'm thinking maybe you'll need some help this time.
Hey, give me that emergency burrito you keep in your sock.
This better be an emergency.
It is.
I'm getting detention so I can help break you out.
Rule #1: No eating in the hallway.
Hey, Mr.
W.
Check it out.
Bucket, how'd you know I missed breakfast? Thank you.
What? Seriously? A sports drink soak? You must have heard about my recent performance.
In the student/teacher softball game.
I caught a pop up.
Victory dance! Okay, we have to learn this.
That's right.
The most important event of the century is coming.
Well, second most important if you count my birth.
Which you can watch on everythingaloe.
Net.
I've watched it 17 times.
It's surprisingly tasteful.
This weekend we give thanks to the beach gods.
With a luau hosted by me and my six closest friends, These guys! Sven, did you pick up my poseidon costume? Clean and pressed, Padded hanger, just like you like it.
That's not poseidon.
I can't show up to my luau in this! Everyone would think about laughing at me.
I mean, they wouldn't 'cause I'm Aloe, But they would think about it! Punishment! You'll wear this to the luau.
But those cheerleaders were coming.
I was hoping to make a good impression.
Silence! I'm bored.
Amuse me with some tap dancing.
Hey! The back of the line's that way.
Thanks for the geography lesson, Columbus.
Move.
I won't be long.
Just need a note to get out of pe.
I have a meeting with investors.
You're going to try to get one over nurse klause? She's pretty scary.
Don't worry about me, spanky.
I invented scary.
Maybe this will make you feel better.
No lollies for criers! Hello.
Piper peckinpaugh.
Pleasure.
Listen, if you could put me down for a tummy ache, I'll just take my note and be on my way.
No note.
Next! Excuse me? Do you know who I am? Oh, I know who you are, peckinpaugh.
I see you walking these halls like you own this place.
I eat little girls like you for breakfast.
Ponytail first! You don't scare me.
I love that smell.
Which one, the cookies or your feet? The cookies.
I would agree.
Not even close.
So, I see you're still trying to get detention.
Bucket, you do realize those go on your permanent record.
So? Everyone gets one or two.
Not me.
Not even a tardy since kindergarten.
Dude, you're like Lincoln! Skinner, I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm presidential, But thank you.
Our bus driver Lincoln was a president? Last class to the weekend! Who's pumped? I'm pumped! 'kay this is lame, don't care, it's the weekend! Ooh! My sweater vest! You owe me $7.
99, young lady.
Detention! What? Me? What about me? No shoes, baking in the hallway? Ooh, cookie.
Kudos to the chef.
Dude, you're kidding me! Here.
Okay, yeah, you got detention.
Yes! Yes! Hey, beautiful.
Oh, I was talking to me.
How awkward for you.
Hey, swing by the luau tomorrow.
And treat your eyes to some more of this.
Impressed girl, activated! Sven! My mirror has a smudge.
That smudge almost made my face look puffy.
It could've affected Aloe's self-confidence.
Guess I forgot to check it.
Forgot? Dude, you're losing focus! Maybe you need to cut back on your school work.
And seeing your family.
Aloe! Are you okay? I'm fine.
Thank you so much for asking.
Did you just thank me? I did.
I appreciated your concern.
Who are you? Ha, ha! Sven, always with the jokes.
Promise me we'll always be best friends.
Okay, I'm calling a doctor.
Oh, let me.
After all, you're the boss.
I'm just an assistant.
Here, sit.
Know what you need? A tap dance.
Guess I could call the doctor later.
This is a nightmare.
I'm innocent.
I don't belong here with these animals.
Hey, you.
What's wrong? That's Nicole! Aka the mystery water balloon thrower from my article.
I wonder if she blames me for getting busted.
Guess so.
Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about her.
We're busting out of here.
I hear Wagner's overseeing detention.
It will be easy.
He's a napper.
Who told you that? A reliable source.
The janitor who talks to his hand.
I like the janitor, But that hand does not know when to shut up.
Whatever.
I'm not going surfing.
What? Your bathing suit has to come.
You have to come.
Hey, here comes Wagner.
Students, I have to get fitted for my speci shoes today.
So, taking my place: Nurse klause.
Find a seat and shut those pie holes.
For the next five hours, you belong to me! I heard nurse klause was raised by wolves.
I heard she eats raw meat for breakfast.
I heard she's a lefty.
Skinner, hide behind your book! She'll see you talking! Actually, Skinner's a trained ventriloquist.
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Bam! Okay, that's pretty cool, but you guys can't sneak out now.
You're right.
This throws a wrench in our plans.
skiddle-y-bop da-boop-dap Yeah! Okay, now you're just showing off.
Look, the reason I got detention.
Was so I could break us both out, and I'm not giving up.
Bucket.
An escape vent! Nice! No, a poster of a monkey reminding us to get a flu shot.
But the vent's cool, too.
Let's go! Last chance.
Yeah, I'm going to pass.
I'm just going to kick it here with my girl, Nicole.
Tap it? Okay then.
The monkey's wearing a stethoscope.
Skinner! We gotta go! You chickened out? Shocker.
What's that supposed to mean? Some people have fun, break an occasional rule, While others just write about it.
You're a goody goody.
What? I am not a goody goody.
One time I called up grandma pretending to be a dj.
And told her she'd won a free toaster.
Crazy, right? And then she got really excited, So I felt bad and ran out and bought her a toaster.
Take a right.
Your right or my right? We're facing the same way.
Freedom! Now that we're close, I totally see that moustache.
You were talking about.
Oh! Hello? You're sitting in my booth.
Let's go, chop chop! Not today, ponytail.
Okay.
I'm going to count to three.
Great.
While you're at it, you can grab me some chips.
We're not done here.
Go for Piper.
Piper, I need serious help.
I've been telling you that for years.
Look, I've got my own problems.
Ever since that nurse yelled at me, I've lost all my street cred! Well, what if I offered you a chance.
To bring nurse klause down? I'm listening.
We need to sneak out of detention.
Can you help us? No, but I can help me.
Taking down the most feared person will get my rep back I gotta call the old lady.
Hi, grandma.
Attention, people! Today we celebrate the ocean's bounty with.
A luau sven-tacular! Sven-tacular! Nice timing.
Not late at all.
Beverage refill.
Lemonade chilled at 34°.
With one imported lime wedge and a smile.
Are you kidding? This lime has not been de-seeded! You know what? You're wearing this to the luau.
If you say so, boss.
Oh, I say so.
Sven leaving! Ow! That was your fault! According to the namby-pambies on the school board, I must regretfully allow you to eat lunch.
10 minutes.
Go! It's noon.
We're running out of time.
Kell, no lunch? I've got an emergency kiwi-kabob in my other sock.
No kiwi.
I'm allergic.
That thing touches my skin, And my face swells up like a blowfish.
Like with gills and everything? Lucky! From Piper.
You've got a lot of nerve.
Showing your face around here, janitor hand.
Gentlemen, your mission? To sneak out of detention.
The key to success? Your brainpower.
Obviously I'm joking.
As you can see, there is a secret tunnel That is accessed through the closet to your right.
The key is located in nurse klause's sweater pocket.
Gentlemen, don't mess this up.
This message will not self-destruct, So the janitor that talks to his hand Will hit it with a hammer.
Okay, how are we ever going to get that key.
From klause's sweater? You can't.
It's impossible.
Just leave it alone.
What part of "no talking" did you not understand? Aah! What? I stubbed my toe.
I yelled, "aah!" We will now begin a 3-hour film I produced.
Entitled "nurse klause's 500 things I dislike intensely.
" Courtesy of Piper.
I'm sorry, Skinner.
I'm sorry, too.
We both said things we didn't mean.
This is it, the key to the closet.
Kell, come with us.
While the whole breaking the rules thing sounds awesome, I'm good here.
Shocker.
Lights! Let's rock 'n roll.
I dislike them intensely.
Sloppy! Just to make sure everyone is awake, I will now conduct a surprise roll call.
When I call your name say, "here.
" Kelly? Here.
Nicole? Here.
Bucket? Oh, boy.
Not good.
Okay.
Just say, "here.
" I will ask once more.
Bucket! Sorry.
Lights! Like I said, goody goody.
Where are they? We did it! We're home free! Hey, wait.
This is my locker.
You never noticed you had a 30' tunnel in your locker? Nope.
All right.
Let's conquer those waves.
Amateurs.
She might be on to us.
Great party, king.
Hmm.
It is, isn't it? Aloe, chicken skewers for my guests.
Right away.
Wait! Exit walking on your hands for our amusement.
Dude, let's go.
The cheerleaders are hungry.
Focus! Sven! Why are you wearing a poseidon costume? Aloe is king of the ocean! Uh-oh.
I will deal with you later.
Good-looking girls everywhere o'clock.
How's my hair? It's I wasn't asking for real, dummy.
I know it's awesome.
Move.
What's up, ladies? Poseidon's looking for his sea queen.
Will it be you? Huh! Sven, I'm going to Wait, Aloe.
You can make this work.
All aboard the ss eye candy, ah! Woo! Yeah, this is working.
Take a good look, people.
This is what failure looks like.
Awesome.
Guess we'll be missing.
The best waves of the year again.
"I am not a goody goody.
" Kelly, what are you talking Horrible monster lady! Aaah! What is going on over here? She ate a kiwi-kabob.
She's allergic.
"I need to go to the hospital.
" Impossible! I never leave my post.
"my father is on the state medical board.
" Fine.
I'll get my car.
Detention dismissed.
Kelly, why did you do this? Please stop.
I know you did this so we could surf, But there's no way we're leaving you like this, "it's no big deal.
It wears off in 10 minutes.
" Take Nicole with you.
"Fire off a water balloon for me.
" Okay, that is living on the edge.
You're all right, peckinpaugh.
Kell, you're the best friend ever.
Oh, and when you're at the hospital, Ask for the monkey doctor.
He's obviously the best.
He's on a poster.
Let's hit the waves.
Thanks, Kelly.
Those waves were epic.
We were tearing it up.
Yeah, we were! Out there for hours on end.
Yeah, we were! Mostly 'cuz Bucket wouldn't come out of the water 'cuz he'd lost his shorts.
Yeah, I did.
So, it looks like taking nurse klause down.
Got Piper her street cred back.
Chip me, spanky.
It's good to be back.