Community Squad (2023) s01e08 Episode Script

[clattering]
[phone rings]
PALERMO DIVISION
URBAN GUARD
That's better.
[clattering continues]
Oh, Rocco! There we go.
- [Jessy on TV] Absolutely inappropriate.
- [Rubén on TV] I agree. Such a disgrace.
[Jessy] This group was hired
to help protect the people of this city,
and were found to be partying?
A perfect example of how our tax dollars
in the public fund are wasted.
This doesn't come as a surprise
to me, Rubén and Jessy,
because it was bound to happen.
- [Rubén] Right. Now take a look
- [Felipe] Julio.
I'm sure you're not in the mood,
but there's something I wanna tell you.
[chuckles] No, it's okay. Tell me.
Maybe it's too late for this, but,
well, I think what happened to Diego
had to do with drugs.
- The Kermanns had
- No, wait, wait.
No, no, no. Not here.
- [woman coughing]
- Eavesdroppers.
[coughing]
Betty is?
Palacios.
[Jessy continues on TV]
Yes, and besides, look at that situation.
From the bottom of my heart, Miguel.
I want you to know that I'm so sorry
and we're really gonna miss you guys.
- Thanks, where was it?
- They found it at the party.
You don't wanna know the details.
[banging]
Come on, take it easy.
You have to set an example.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
I was it was just a bit loose.
- Oh.
- Come on.
We're good, Miguel, we're good, good.
Hey guys, I wanna get some closure.
Gather around for a sec.
Careful
[Joni] Park it over here.
We can all learn from this.
And we should be excited.
The hospital just told me that
Diego has opened his eyes.
[all celebrating]
[Betty] There's one other thing.
Bernardo has died of a drug overdose.
- No!
- Ugh! Fuck's sake
Shit.
If someone from the team deserves
a moment of silence, that's Berni.
[banging loudly]
Hey!
Sorry, it was a bit loose,
you know. [sniffles]
Alright, let's gather our stuff.
We're going to the hospital.
This toy was full of drugs
that my sister took, then destroyed them,
but they were inside here.
Mm.
We should inform the D.A.,
but that might take a while.
We'll deal with this ourselves.
We need to raid that toy store now.
We'll deal with it, don't you worry.
- Well done, kid.
- Sorry, but
I wanna tag along.
I promised Diego.
Plus, we can also clear the Guard's name,
'cause things are kinda weird now.
We're talking about a raid,
it's very dangerous, no way.
No really. I need to do this.
Alright. That way they'll see
we're all working together.
Exactly.
- Tell Piero to come with us too.
- Got it. Yep.
Listen to this, you won't believe it.
Julio
Chunko's awake now.
Don't fuck around.
[Sofía] Not talking, anything, not moving
Find his room number and call China.
You tell him to handle it fast.
[Sofía] Bernardo bit it.
He will die in the line of duty
and become a hero.
No!
- What?
- We're on our way to see the Kermanns.
Get everything ready.
- Mm?
- Julio!
If you need me
to come with you or anything,
count me in, I'm totally available.
You're not available, you're grounded,
which is very different, huh?
What happened yesterday was enough.
You're determined, aren't you?
Keep me out of everything.
Mopping the carpet doesn't work, okay?
Get it together.
Guess what?
They believe me about the toy store.
Great. I'll come with you.
I already fucked up,
I don't want anything to happen to you.
Oh, okay. Okay.
- What?
- Nothing!
I'm sorry. I know things
kinda got weird last night
Last night what?
What about last night?
[sultry music playing]
[door opening]
No, yeah,
I don't remember anything either.
Perfect, exactly.
You wanting to look after me is annoying.
- No No, no.
- We're leaving. Let's go.
- Huh
- Ready? Come on.
- Good luck with that.
- Bye.
Huh?
See ya.
[intriguing music playing]
- Don't we get vests too?
- That jacket's just fine.
Okay.
Sit in the middle, Feli.
[engine starts]
The recovery process
can take a little bit of time.
It's really important for him to relax,
and avoid too much excitement, hmm?
- But does his brain still work?
- Eh
Well, he understands everything,
so you guys can send him
good energy, some good vibes.
I'm gonna get your bedpan, 'kay?
They'll stay with you, sweetie.
[nurse laughs]
[blows kiss]
How's it going?
[huffs]
Well, I don't know what
What can we say.
Uh
Bernardo died.
They shut down the Guard.
[huffs indistinctly]
[chuckles nervously]
Don't we have any other news?
Well, um, it's not all bad news, okay?
Felipe's going with Julio, to catch
the drug dealers that put you here.
[Miguel chuckles] How are you?
[Diego] Time for justice, my friend.
Ready.
[gate crashes]
[whimpering]
- [Diego] Hello, Urban Guard
- [gunshot]
[body thuds]
[Julio] Are you fucking morons?
Killing an agent is the very last option.
Call your brother, tell him to get here.
Grab the drugs, and get out.
And you, finish this fucker off.
[whimpering]
[gunshot echoes]
[huffs indistinctly]
- Mm! He's choking up, yeah?
- [laughing]
He's trying to tell us something else.
You wanna say something?
[huffs]
Three? Three!
Three, what?
He means three words.
- First word.
- [huffs]
- Look.
- Uh, uh Garbage can!
[Miguel] Uh cotton swabs?
- No? Bolivia.
- Him? No?
[Joni laughs] I don't like this game!
["Ride of the Valkyries"
by Richard Wagner playing]
[cellphone vibrating]
- [cellphone vibrating]
- ["Ride of the Valkyries" ringtone plays]
Hello ma.
I, um, I can't talk right now.
I'm with the police.
No, I haven't been arrested,
we're going to a toy store.
- [mother speaks indistinctly]
- [Felipe] No one's using drugs, ma.
We're about to go into a raid, dude.
This ain't a joke.
Yeah, you're right.
Alright.
You've earned it. You're ready.
[Núñez] Well done, Feli!
- Hello there, Kermanns.
- That gun's loaded, put it down.
Months. Time.
- [Vivian] Future.
- Back to the Future.
- July!
- What happens in July?
- Uh, summer break.
- [Mario] Independence Day!
- It's not July, it's Julio.
- [Mario] Right!
- Hey, you've got it!
- [laughs]
Okay, the third, let's go for the third.
- [Joni] Medicine. Um, a pill.
- [Miguel] Okay.
- Capsules. Is it capsules?
- Drugs!
- Drugs!
- Drugs.
[all cheering]
- [Miguel] Second word.
- [Vivian] Second one.
[Sofía] Mm. Moving?
Movers.
"Julio is selling drugs!"
- "Julio is selling drugs!" Huh!
- Yeah, good!
[nurse laughs]
Yeah, that's a film I haven't seen.
Uh Ju Julio?
Like, Julio?
[line calling]
- No
- Can you leave us alone, please?
- I need to examine him.
- He won't answer.
Oh, he's fucked.
He's fucked how? No, we need to find him!
I know where he is.
Sure, that's what I was saying.
We need to go find him.
They always leave me out
when they play charades.
[tense music playing]
[bang]
- What are you doing?
- Diego is the only witness.
And this guy was about
to inject him with some shit.
But how do you know
he's not a real doctor?
I don't know!
Okay, go get he guys, because
she's gonna need some help here.
- [Joni] Go, go, go, go!
- Yeah, I'm going as fast as I can.
But put it into fifth gear at least!
I got it, I got it!
This is as fast as it can go.
- Go, go, go!
- Hey.
- What are you doing?
- Gutiérrez.
Going to the station?
- Yes.
- Give me a ride?
Uh, the car's gonna be a bit jammed, but
I'll go by myself,
just take care of the guy here.
- [Joni] Wait, I'll push you.
- Okay, okay.
We don't have toy guns anymore.
- We don't like violence, that's wh
- Federal Police.
Afternoon, Queen.
Hey you. Read my badge.
- So where are the Kermanns?
- In the warehouse.
Ma'am, can you leave, please?
[Palacios] Time to go.
You too, bear.
You'll be outside a while,
and make sure no one walks in.
[Bear] What did I do?
- [Palacios] Let's go.
- [Bear] Don't push.
- Gee, man.
- [Palacios] Right, hurry.
[children's music playing]
- Close the store and turn up volume.
- Okay.
Feli.
You take point on this.
Are you sure?
Totally sure, you've earned it.
[clicking lock]
[Joni] Need help?
No, thanks.
[Miguel] Betty, try another key,
[Betty] Hold on.
[locker opens]
For Bernardo.
[upbeat music playing]
Here, boss.
- Uh, Mario.
- Thanks.
Uh
This one's for me.
Hey guys, we have to be careful.
This is an exception, okay?
Guns are very dangerous.
Guess what my dad got me
every time I asked for a doll.
We've got this evidence too.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
[funky music playing]
See you over there!
How about we open
a brand-new store in Flores?
This is a raid, hands up.
You're under arrest
for narcotics trafficking
and the attempted murder of Diego Márquez.
Hello, Queen.
How's the toy business doing? Hm?
Uh, your bag's right there.
FYI, well, we're stopping
after this delivery.
We we're pulling out.
It was nice, we we appreciate you.
- Uh
- Ah
Okay. Uh
Right, because you guys are
All right.
So, I'm gonna wait in the car.
So you can do you business.
Uh, uh, and things. Okay?
[grunts]
What's up with this visit?
[Julio] Things got messy,
so there's been a change of plans.
But, don't worry.
I'll give you a hand so you can leave.
Leave?
Um, and go where?
To Brazil or Israel.
Wherever you want.
What's important is that
you leave for a long time.
No, no. We are not leaving the toy store.
Be done and kill him.
I'm sure we can work this out. Huh?
- Or just shoot me in the legs.
- [thud]
[man] Wanna get shot?
[Dogo's brother] Julio,
our Grandpa founded this toy store.
It's everything to us, you know?
When we all got involved in all this,
this may sound stupid to you,
but it was to save the family business.
I dunno, we never would've thought
that this would happen.
We don't wanna leave this place.
I'm sure you can understand. Huh?
[gunshots]
[bodies thud]
He's quite the talker.
[panting]
I knew you were a traitor,
I wasn't making fun of your fat.
- Actually, I'm both, Feli.
- [Julio] Alright.
Plant some guns on these guys,
and take this one back,
where the little ducks are.
[gun clicks]
[gun clicks]
This here, is the martyr
who shot up the store.
Okay, Rosenberg. Time to get serious.
I know you're not that smart,
No way you figured this on your own.
Feli, who do you work for?
- The Mexicans?
- For the Urban Guard.
- [thud]
- [grunts]
[Julio] Who called you in the car?
Who's "Ma"?
Someone in Intelligence?
It's my mother.
[groans]
- Undercover experts, huh?
- Right.
You know, now I'm wondering
if Wheely can actually walk,
if the trans girl is really trans
and if the little dude
No, not the little dude,
that one's gotta be real.
[Julio] You know what?
If you don't want to
[cocks gun]
don't say anything.
- Your bosses can take this as a sign.
- No, no.
[Woppy Bear] Excuse me!
See, Woppy Bear has some trouble
getting through the door.
I'm a big, big guy.
Let's try this way. [chuckles]
Guess who needs to go to the toilet
and can't remember where it is?
Huh? Do you know where it is?
Woppy Bear needs to pee.
- I'm sorry, what do you want?
- Here!
Fucking asshole!
- Look what I got for you.
- [gunshots]
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
- [gunshots continue]
- Fuck you!
Come this way. Come.
- Come here!
- [gunshots]
- [Woppy] Run! Run, quick!
- [gunshots]
- Run, motherfucker, run, hurry!
- [gunshots]
- Okay, now stay here. Oh my God!
- Who are you?
[gentle music playing]
- Why are you here?
- Turn around!
- No
- Yeah, trust me.
- [gunshot]
- [grunts]
- Get out. I'm going in there.
- I'm not leaving you.
- [gunshot]
- [body thuds]
Oh, shit.
[suspenseful music playing]
[gunshot]
Sorry.
No, I'm okay.
[Miguel] Listen up.
We don't want any more violence.
- [gunshot]
- [groans]
[Edgardo] Well
[gunshots]
[gunshots continue]
["Corazón con Agujeritos"
by Chiquititas playing]
- [screaming in slow motion]
- [gunshots]
[groans in slow motion]
[gunshots continue]
[screaming in slow motion]
[laughing]
[grunts]
- [indistinct]
- [groans]
["Corazón con Agujeritos" continues]
[grunts]
[gunshot]
[screams]
[wheelchair whirring]
[grunts]
[screaming in slow motion]
[thud]
[gunshot]
[gun clicks]
[dynamic music playing]
[dogs barking in distance]
[starts engine]
[tires screeching]
[yells]
[screeching]
[crash]
[groans]
[police sirens]
[panting]
[Edgardo] Hey!
[police sirens]
Come back!
[grunting]
- [clattering]
- [radio beeps]
Betty, I believe there's been
an accident here on Padilla Street.
Send an ambulance
or something, okay? Hurry.
Diego.
Diego?
[sniffing]
[chuckles]
[coughing]
I'm so cold.
Huh?
I'm really cold.
Yeah, it's a bit cold.
Sorry
I'm sorry I said not
not to come with me.
[breathing heavily]
I wanted to show you I'm brave.
[sighs]
You're stupid,
we're supposed to be a team.
And plus, you're brave in a different way.
What kind of way?
A way meaning A way that's very you.
Very, very Feli. That's your way.
[coughing]
[moans]
Maybe this is awkward,
but in case I'm dying,
I want you to know
that I think I love you.
That's all.
Talking too much isn't good for you,
plus, that's intense.
Oh. Uh
- But I love everyone.
- Mm.
I do.
Tell Johnny I love him.
Mm, sure, yeah.
And Vivian
Tell Miguel, I also love that man.
Okay, there's no need to name 'em all.
I'll tell everyone.
[breathing hard]
Anyone else?
- And Mario!
- Okay.
- [crying] I love Mario too.
- Yes, I'll tell him.
[gentle music playing]
[grunting]
[Feli] Weird. Weird, I mean,
saying "I love you" is a lot, but
But
I feel like
I don't know.
Ya know, I get really intense,
but she looked kinda scared,
Sort of like
I don't know. Almost like
They say that man is the only animal that
always trips twice over the same rock.
Maybe, but, but I'm saying, my father
is not romantic at all.
Although I'm the total opposite, like
My old man treated sex
like it was an exercise.
He'd say, "Let's go fuck."
Hey.
Don't interrupt me, okay?
It's easier for me when you're quiet,
I'm able to come up with my own answers.
You know?
What do you mean? We've only
ever talked for like two minutes.
Chill, bro.
No, right.
You're right, what I meant was,
that there's something about
the silence that worked for me.
You know, one person talks
Can you give me back my necklace?
Oh, I think its
Yeah, sure.
Who's being awarded
a medal today? [chuckles]
Oh, I wanted an electric chair,
but your father said we couldn't.
He only needs it for two months, Adriana.
Went through some shit,
but we got justice.
Yeah.
[Carolina] And once again,
our police officers
are really the true heroes.
The real heroes
in the fight against drug trafficking.
- [man] Come on.
- Look, we're all feeling bit disappointed,
but we also learned about
[Carolina] obviously I can't,
because I'm already married
It's bullshit.
I'm gonna ask Vargas and Gutiérrez
to please come to the front. Come on up.
[applause]
"POLICE OFFICERS ARE THE TRUE HEROES"
[mumbles unintelligibly]
[continues mumbling]
[Carolina] Alright,
let's give them a round of applause.
[applause]
Let's see, uh, the only kind
of ecstasy I want to have
[knocking on door]
is that of my neighbors'
health and well-being.
Who is it?
[Carolina] And also, I wanna ask
[knocking continues]
a group of people
to come up to the stage.
This group might be physically
and emotionally unique
[knocking continues]
but they're very
China!
What are you doing here?
Nice mustache.
Uh, yeah, I wanted a makeover,
you know, because
Hey listen, tell Ching Chong
that I need another week.
It's only one more week,
I can fix this.
- Uh, really, it's fine.
- [Chang Cho] It's "Chang Cho."
And he's Korean.
[door closes]
- You're not a racist, Queen.
- [Julio] No, no, I'm not.
He knows. China is a term
of endearment for you.
[chuckles] Sit down.
- I'd rather stand.
- I said sit.
All right.
Where's my money?
Yeah, the money's not It's not here.
Those crippled guys have it,
but I'm gonna get it back.
[Chang Cho] He's become a liability.
Kill him.
- What's Ching Chong saying now?
- Chang Cho.
Chang Cho!
Chang Cho.
- She said we will deal with it, Julio.
- Uh
All right, but, wait
See-No! No, no!
- [gunshot]
- [body thuds]
of the Palermo Division,
these Urban Guards,
which I am immensely proud of.
And that is why
we've decided
to expand our forces
into new neighborhoods.
To that end,
we are appointing a new coordinator,
to replace Julio Reynoso,
who's away on leave,
Mr. José Figueroa.
- [applause]
- And finally, one more announcement.
That's my father.
I have decided to run
for the office of Mayor of this city.
- Uh, please.
- [applause]
Is it weird if we get the fuck outta here?
[Carolina] They're telling me
it's time to wrap this up now. All right.
Rossi, can I speak to you?
If this is about that video of me
and your daughter that was on TV,
that was out of context.
They've asked me
to expand our intelligence,
and I thought about one of your guys.
Low-profile, someone who blends in
under the radar, get it?
[Sofía] You're turning it the wrong way.
- Now go forward.
- [grunts]
- [Sofía] Feli
- No, I got it!
I think I can find the guy for you.
[Chang Cho] So, they're the guys
who have my money?
Well, let's go to Palermo.
The parking is terrible there.
Let's see.
[tense music playing]
[delivery guy]
You government hoe-sell outs!
[Sofía] I'm gonna stay
in Rauch for a while.
They're gonna build a ramp named
after me, like an homage and all that.
Pretty cool.
More pampering, less shooting.
When are you leaving?
'Cause there's a place around
the corner that has great food.
I've got awhile.
But let's go slow.
No, no, of course,
we can go as slow as you like.
You know, when you think you're about
to die, you say some things that
- I meant the chair. You'll get tired.
- Yeah.
Still, you should know it really sucks
dating someone who's also in a wheelchair.
Say you drop something,
who's gonna pick it up?
[sighs]
Hey! Wait for us.
Yeah, yeah. Come on.
[Miguel] Come on, because
because we're a team.
Give me a "D"!
Give me an "I"!
Hey, give me a "VI"!
What does that spell?
- [all] Division!
- [Miguel] From Villa Crespo?
- [all] No!
- [Miguel] From Belgrano?
- [all] No!
- [Miguel] From where?
COMMUNITY SQUAD
["Me Siento Mucho Mejor"
by Charly García playing]