Crash s01e08 Episode Script

Announcer: Previously on ''Crash'' You realize l haven't slept since we had - that little dance? Huh? - ( bullet whistles ) Get your ass down here or Dad gets his head blown off - in what will look like a robbery.
- We can make this all go away.
How? No one knows you were there but me.
( both moaning ) Wait wait.
l need your help.
They're gonna kill me.
Wait, aren't you the lady with the car? You still have the rainy-day money set aside? Yeah, go ahead.
Take the money.
Give it to your whore.
Amy's taking the boys to her mother's in Pittsburgh.
Who knows when they'll be back.
You got what you deserved.
( horn blares ) - ( tires squeal ) - Man: Shit.
( theme music playing ) ( people speaking Spanish ) ( police sirens blurting ) Domingo! Domingo! Domingo! Cesar! - ( gunshot ) - ( gasps ) ( man speaking Spanish ) l so sorry.
- Hands up! - No no-- head on the table.
Fuckin' head on the table.
( grunts ) Wow, you got a lot of product here, homes, huh? You illegals want to sneak into this country, stay off everyone's radar? Take a shower once a week.
Followed our noses straight here, huh? ( laughs ) Let's just cuff him.
- All right.
- ( handcuffs ratchet ) Get up.
Up.
Here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on.
Let's go.
Cop: Get outside.
Let's go.
Cop #2: You got more here.
Now step down.
- Let's go, let's go.
- Come on.
Ràpido, ràpido.
Kenny: You'll know when we know, all right? Why don't you process them in the back, you know? Phew.
All right.
All of you, form a line-- down this wall.
Come on.
Let's go.
- Down this wall.
- Come on.
l'll be letting lCE know we'll be thanking them for a shitload of OT.
Yeah.
Oh, can you check if there's some petty cash for pizza? l bet most of these folks haven't eaten all day.
- That's not our problem.
- lt is if someone passes out.
Hey! Are you okay? Thank you.
Hey, you're back.
Brought you some of your stuff.
What is this? l only came back so the boys won't miss more school.
Meaning what? What, are you leaving me? You're throwing me out of my own goddamn house? This is embarrassing.
Come on.
We can move past this.
- ( luggage drops ) - l need time.
Kenny: Time for what? l said l'm sorry.
Oh, what? So it's all done now? lt's all over? Oh, come on.
We've been together for 1 2 years.
You would not have come back here if you didn't think we could move past this.
- Oh, don't do that.
- Do what? Put this on me.
- You cheated, buddy, not me.
- Aw, Christ, here we go.
You know what? And don't you dare tell me what it is that l want.
You know what? What is it that you want? Because l'm fucking confused.
l want you to never have cheated.
Me too, sweetheart.
( engine starts ) Where do you want me to go, huh? ( sighs ) Finally.
Finished all those statements.
lt seems like most of the people in that house weren't involved with those drugs.
Hmm.
( scoffs ) So the dealer and his friend get to stay while the rest get shipped back south of the border.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
And they'll all be back here in a month.
Well, maybe they'll become real citizens like everyone else and pay their taxes.
Like my old man did.
We lost everything when he left Cuba.
( laughing ) l know, l know.
A 200-acre farm.
( laughing ) You never talk about your family.
Do you have any over in the old country? Do you know anything about Lebanon? We got the fuck out.
( both laugh ) But it has some of the most beautiful beaches l've ever seen.
l'll take you there.
Really? Uh, but no, no family left.
Got a sister in New York.
You never told me you have a sister.
You'll meet her too.
Oh my God, won't she hate me, the woman who broke up your marriage? - Yeah, you're right.
- What? ( laughs ) No.
No, she wants what's best for me.
Mmm.
( chuckles ) Uh-oh.
l know where this is going.
- Mm-hmm? - Don't start.
Come on.
- Come on, let me start.
- No no no.
( laughing ) ( knock on door ) Bebe: Oh Oh my God.
( laughing ) Get it.
Mmm.
Battaglia.
Perfect timing.
- Hey.
- What's up? Amy just stopped by.
She packed my bags.
Fuckin' throwing me out.
( winces ) l'm sorry.
Hey, you know what? lt's my fault, right? What is this, your l-told-you-so? l didn't say anything.
Yes, you did.
You did.
You told me to stay away from lnez and l couldn't.
- Didn't.
- Didn't.
Now l may have fucked up my marriage.
Fuck.
Do you think Amy will get over this? Honestly, l don't know.
l mean, she has before, right? - That's a lot to ask.
- Yeah.
She showed up at the door-- - lnez.
- Fuck.
And Amy, she looked like she did when her mom relapsed, you know, when the chemo didn't work.
Broken? Yeah.
Look, kid, l know this is weird, but can l stay at yours for a bit, just for a couple of days, until l find my feet - and get a place of my own? - Yeah, of course.
- Really? - Yeah.
- You won't even know l'm there.
- Yeah, right.
Cesar? Eddie: He needs stitches.
We'll have to take him to a hospital.
You can't.
lCE is coming in a few hours.
lt's policy.
Bebe: lt's just a few stitches.
He'll end up sitting in Emergency Are you asking me to patch him up here? lt would really help things out.
l could get in trouble.
l think doing a favor for the LAPD is a good thing.
Mmm? lt's your call.
You owe me one.
Thanks.
This is gonna sting.
( heavy breathing ) ( man calling in Spanish ) - ( gasps ) - Shh shh shh.
How's your English? You need to practice if you're headed to America.
Where is my stuff? They took everything.
But they didn't find this.
l need my stuff to keep going.
- Forget it.
- l cannot go on without it.
ls it worth dying for? You use that on one of them and the rest will kill you.
They say you Guatemalans either steal food on your way through or you stay and steal some every day.
l didn't do that.
Don't blame them.
They have nothing.
l'll walk you through the town as far as the road to Arriaga.
You should be safe.
l have nothing left for my journey.
Then there's nothing left for them to take.
You show them empty hands.
They stole from me.
You can always make more money.
How much money was it? You take that with you and you may make it all the way to America but l promise you you'll be traveling back through here in a casket.
Would you like me to hear your confession? You're the priest? Give me the gun.
Nice work.
You should have been a doctor.
My parents came to this country with nothing.
Good luck.
Bebe: All finished? Lock it up.
Bebe: Thanks for doing that.
l know it's not our problem, but l'm glad we could cut him some slack before his plane ride home, you know? l never saw a cop give a shit before.
Then you don't know a lot of cops.
l know enough.
Eddie Choi, gangbanger gone good.
You guys know each other? Me and Eddie were dancing partners before he got himself cleaned up.
Take care, Officer.
- Thanks.
- Hey.
( whistles ) Say hi to your father for me, huh? lt's been a long time.
l come to church all the time.
What are you talking about? Well, you used to, with Amy and the boys.
- lt's been awhile.
- Well, l've been busy trying to keep the streets of LA clean, you know? There's a lot of drug use, gangs.
This is a very dangerous city, Father.
You'd think we were having a crisis of conscience or something.
Amy told me about this other woman.
She's looking for answers.
She thought that kind of thing was behind you.
Yeah, so did l.
( moos ) ( moos ) ( distant chatter ) - ( donkey braying ) - ( animals squealing, clucking ) Kenny: The funny thing is, l've been faithful to Amy for years.
Completely.
Trust me, l've had my shots, you know, at bachelor parties and cop bars.
And they ain't what they used to be, you know? lt's not just a bunch of hairy asses sitting around drinking.
l mean, there's groupies hanging around.
They like the badge, they like the gun, a good-- you know? But, Father, l stayed away from all that.
l did-- till l met this one.
Huh.
l met her, and bam! Yeah, she came out of nowhere and sideswiped me.
l mean, she wasn't real, you know what l mean? lt was like she popped out of my head, out of my brain.
She was the ultimate male fantasy.
And there she was, you know? She wouldn't go away-- or l didn't let her.
And l just thought it was flirting, you know, very innocent.
We started playing this stupid game, you know? lt was like push and pull, push and pull.
And then she came to me.
We had sex in her car.
And it was like-- well, she did things, you know-- Amy doesn't.
Father, l could barely keep up.
l mean, it was out of control.
She was out of my league.
lt was crazy.
l hope you don't mind me telling you this, but it was the kind of sex you tell your friends about and they tell their friends about.
You know, this story we'll be telling for years.
l mean, it was legendary.
l was a legend, you know? And after the sex, she came after me.
lt wasn't a badge, it wasn't a gun.
lt was me.
She came after me.
l know it's wrong to cheat.
Of course l know that.
But what am l gonna do, huh? l'm a guy.
And l like p-- women.
Always have, you know, even from an early age.
l lost my virginity to Dina-- remember her? Yeah.
Yeah, my folks' place, and they were out.
lt was in the shower.
my virginity in the shower.
Do you believe that? And l had no idea what l was doing.
l always had game.
l don't know why.
We all did, me and my brothers.
l guess l shouldn't be telling you this, but uh-- ( laughs ) Mikey used to take girls into the garage, and he would do it on a weight bench.
And this one time Ma came in and she found a box of condoms he had stashed behind a cabinet.
Oh, she went crazy.
''l can tell you're turning this house into a den of iniquity,'' she would scream.
They weren't even mine.
Well, that didn't matter.
Look, Father, l know what the Church teaches and all, but you gotta be honest.
The Church has been around for, what, 2,000 years? Man's been roaming for millions.
You know, it's instinct.
lt's an animal thing.
That's what men do-- we screw around.
We sow the seed.
We reproduce.
l didn't make that rule up, you know? l used to always say this: You can't change thousands of years' worth of mankind with a couple of That's the fundamental difference between man and woman.
lf a woman fools around, she's gotta let someone inside her.
l know that's graphic, Father.
Forgive me, but it's more of a connection, you know? And with a man, it's purely sexual.
We've got our manhood on the outside.
lt's just like masturbating, but with something prettier to look at, you understand? And, hey, don't you come down on me about the whole masturbating thing.
l never got that rule.
You and l both know that the Church has had its problems over the years.
A little self-release might have been a good thing for a few people.
( chuckles ) All l'm saying is it's human nature.
lt's natural.
l didn't do anything wrong.
( man grunting softly ) You know what kills me? lt was Amy's face when she put it all together.
Yeah, she was devastated, crushed, heartbroken-- all those things you don't want your wife to be.
l mean, you know her.
She's-- she's a tough girl.
And she tried to-- she tried to be strong.
'Cause that's my wife.
That's Amy.
Even at home, l mean, you know, she runs a tight ship.
She keeps the boys in line.
Sometimes l think they're terrified of her, you know? She puts a line in the sand, you better not cross it.
l think my wife would be a great frontierswoman, you know? Standing out on the homestead, taking potshots at the lndians, sucking a snakebite out of a kid's ass.
But not this time.
She was hurt.
She was, uh scared.
l've never seen her that scared before.
And it was like her wheels were turning, you know? She was doing the math.
l don't know why she was scared.
She's never been alone, you know? Even when we met we were kids-- in college-- you remember.
But l-- l looked at her.
And no matter what l said, l knew l was done.
lt was over.
There was no going back for me.
She'd made up her mind and she was moving on.
You know? l wanted a second chance-- something.
lt wasn't there, Father.
She was already figuring out how to pay for the mortgage, how to raise the kids alone.
Probably end up meeting some-- fucking douchebag who's gonna take my place? You know? And l'm sorry, but l did not fall in love with that girl.
lt was just sex in a fuckin' car and that's it.
My wife plays the martyr, huh? This is the thing that breaks her? Out of everything, this is the thing? Are you fucking kidding me? She survives everything.
Her mother dying, and she's all right; her sister disappearing and she's all right.
This is the fucking thing that pushes her over the edge? This is the final straw? ( sirens blurting ) Domingo! Domingo! Domingo! Cesar! My mother was a cold woman, you know? l never saw her kiss my father.
Yeah.
No affection.
And for how hard he worked, you know-- nothing.
''l can tell my house is a den of iniquity.
'' l mean, who says that? How about Osama bin Laden? What? Did he make you have sex with that woman too? l'm sorry? lt's animal nature.
lt's mankind's instinct.
That woman came after you.
Your wife doesn't need you.
Your mother was cold.
That's a lot of scapegoats, Kenny.
You blame everybody but yourself.
l came here for guidance, expecting to be welcomed back.
You baptized me, for Chrissakes.
And you throw my own goddamn words at me? Don't sit there smug.
Don't you dare judge me.
l tried to do the right thing and l failed.
l fucked up.
All right, fine, l said it.
l did.
This is me.
l'm a shit.
l know l am.
l know that.
The hell with you.
Kenny, there's no judgment here, just forgiveness and compassion.
You said you hurt Amy, and you felt that pain.
That's the Lord at work.
What is God but forgiveness, compassion and mercy? There is a way back for you, Kenny, for all of us-- a second chance.
Would you like me to hear your confession? Bless me, Father, for l have sinned.
lt's been, uh-- you tell me-- since my last confession.
( knock on door ) lCE is here.
Give me a sec.
Please? - What are you doing? - Go ahead.
Hey, l like what you've done with the place.
This is gonna be cozy.
Which side do you want, the left or the right? Where are you going? - l thought we could-- - The hell you did.
This is yours.
Oh, come on.
All right.
You can't blame a guy for trying, right? Hey, listen, kiddo.
Seriously, thanks again.
l know this is a huge pain in the ass, but l will be out of here very very soon.
l promise.
Okay, well, just do the right thing with Amy.
- l'm gonna try.
- ( knock on door ) - l got it.
- Thanks.
( laughs ) Hey! - ( laughs ) - What the hell are you doing here? We're shooting a porno.
What are you, the pizza delivery guy? - Did you order this? - Hey, honey.
Hey now, come on.
My neighbors are watching.
What's he doing here? He's just staying here until he works things out at home.
- Yeah.
- Here? - Yep.
- Oh.
l'm not messing up your booty call, am l? ( giggles ) - You guys want beer? - Kenny: Yes, please.
Hey, you want to watch the game? ( sighs ) Come on.
Come sit on my bed.
( pats cushion ) lt's green and white all the way, baby.
- ( game plays on TV ) - Green and white all the way.
- You get this where you come from? - Just watch the game.
- Thanks, Bebe.
- You're welcome.
Cheers.
Aw, referee, that's horseshit! - He was charging! - You're blind.
You don't even know the sport.
Will you tell him he's wrong? - Bebe, will you tell him to shut up? - Would you both stop? ( game continues ) You guys up for a threesome? Nope.
Maybe.
( laughs ) - ( Kenny laughs ) Look at his face! - Bebe: l got you! Axel: Funny, oh, so funny.
Watch the game.
Keep your hands to yourself and watch the game.
Kenny: Just relax Kenny: Just relax SubRip & timing adjustment by Rapunzel