Dragon Ball (1986) s01e08 Episode Script

In order to acquire the Basho Fan, which can put out Mt.
Frypan's fire, Goku headed toward the Turtle Hermit's place.
Hey! Hey! Well, if it isn't the little boy I gave the Kinto Un to! How are you doing, Old-timer? Why, I'm doing just fine! T-That's Muten Roshi-sama? Hey! Hey! "The Turtle Hermit's Kamehameha" This is great, Old-timer! But of course it is! It's a fantastic cloud given to me by God-sama himself! God-sama? Wow! Say Did the girl with you shrink or something? The last time I saw her, her breasts were a lot bigger.
No, this is the Gyumao's kid! What? The Gyumao's daughter?! I see Her name's Chichi.
Right? Yeah.
She's not a father, but still called "Chichi" Attention: chichi = father I see.
And her breasts could be called "Chichi's chichis" Attention: chichi = breasts Is that old man really Muten Roshi-sama? Yeah.
I'll make sure! Chichi's "chichi" is the Gyumao, and her "chichis" are her breasts So then Chichi's chichi's chichis are the Gyumao's.
If you're really him, you should be able to dodge this! Are you all right?! You aren't Muten Roshi-sama! Lmbecile! Nobody could have dodged that! Then prove that you're Muten Roshi-sama! Here! My driver's license! Have a look at the name! I've done something terrible! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I don't like her at all! The Basho Fan? One swing will bring about a heavy wind, two swings will summon the clouds, and a third swing will bring down a tremendous torrent of rain! That's it! I do indeed have it, but what do you need it for? To put out the fire on Mt.
Frypan! Ah, the fire on Mt.
Frypan I've heard stories about it The Basho Fan probably can put the fire out, but Is there something wrong? Step over here.
I'll lend you the Basho Fan But you know that girl from the other day? The one with the big breasts? You mean Bulma? Right, right! Do you think you can get her to let me poke her boobs? It doesn't have to be for a very long time What's with that condition, Turtle Hermit-sama?! Stop shouting! Chichi might hear! Pathetic Don't give me that! Can't an old man with time running out have some fun before departing? Departing? What are you talking about?! You drank a potion that gives eternal life! That's got nothing to do with this! Sure, poking Bulma's chest should be okay! You certainly are frivolous Keep this a secret from Chichi now! It would make me look bad if word about this got out! Okay! Got it! Hey! He says he'll lend us the Basho Fan! Hurray! Let's see now Where did I put it Hey, Kame! Have you seen the Basho Fan? Didn't you use it as a pot stand a long time ago? A pot stand?! Oh no! That was the Basho Fan? I threw it out after I spilled some wonton soup all over it - You threw it out?! - What an atrocious old man! Now we can't put the fire out! And I can't get the Dragon Ball Very well.
In that case, I will personally go to Mt.
Frypan and put the fire out myself! You can do that, Old-timer? Of course I can! There is nothing Muten Roshi cannot do! Alright! Let's go! You even changed your clothes? On an occasion like this, I have to look the part But what are you going to do? You can't ride on Kinto Un I'm the Turtle Hermit, you know! As I said before, there is nothing I cannot do! Come to me, Baby Gamera! You called? I'd like to go to Mt.
Frypan.
Do you know where it is? I sure do! Watch the place while I'm gone, Kame.
Yes.
All I ask is that you behave yourself.
Tell Bulma in secret about our breast agreement, okay? Got it! We'll go on ahead and wait for you there! Understood.
Do you think he can really put the fire out? He was my grandpa's master, so I'm sure he's really awesome! Breasts, breasts Hurry, Baby Gamera! They're back! What? He didn't have the Basho Fan?! But he said he'd come put the fire out himself.
Nice to meet you! My name is Oolong! What?! Here he comes! Muten Roshi-sama! How great it is to see you again! What's wrong? Muten Roshi-sama! I don't feel well! Can he really put it out? I see So this is Mt.
Frypan Astounding Can you really put it out, Old-timer? Gyumao! You've a terrible reputation! Even if it was to protect your own treasure, you've slaughtered countless people! It's all true! I'm completely ashamed of myself! I was absorbed by my own greed! Incredible! The Gyumao's apologizing! But I'll stop! I'll throw away all my treasure if you can put the fire out! Now, now.
There's no reason to throw it away.
That would be wasteful.
But I'm disappointed that you can't put out a fire this small! Goku.
Hey.
Our agreement! Oh, right! What do you need to tell me? You tell her! He says he wants to poke your boobs.
W-What?! No way! Why should I do anything that gratuitous for him?! But you can't get your whatever-ball unless the fire goes out, right? That dirty Goku! He said too much to him! He's just going to poke You shut up! Perhaps I should be on my way F-Fine! Alright! But even if you are the great Muten Roshi, I don't believe for one second that you can put out this fire! So I'll let you poke them if and only if the fire actually goes out! Okay! Swear it! No lying! Promise me! Pinky swear! You'll have to swallow 1000 needles if you lie! What a perverted old man! It looks like they're done talking! I wonder what they were discussing? Okay! I'll put the fire out now! That's great! Thank you! Thanks! This is so exciting! Can he REALLY put it out?! Here goes.
Sexy, aren't I? You sure are.
Boy! Could you give me a hand? Are you alright? This is not gonna work.
Do you think he can honestly put the fire out? Have faith in Muten Roshi-sama! Alright! Here goes! Here it comes! Muten Roshi-sama's Kamehameha! Y-Yamucha-sama! What's a Kamehameha?! It's one of Muten Roshi's special techniques in which all of the latent energy within the user's body is concentrated and then released at once! To think that I would get to see it with my own eyes! Ka me ha me ha! It's out! Amazing! Um, Roshi-sama The fire did disappear What is it? but so did the mountain and the castle! They're gone! I guess I went a little overboard! There's no way we'll ever find the ball in this mess! Stop worrying! All we need is the Dragon Radar! Zoom in This is where we are now, so it's fifty meters southwest from here! It's cool now that the fire is out! It will be easy to live here again! I'm sorry for destroying your castle Don't worry about it! We can always build a new one! Muten Roshi is one astounding man.
What an amazing technique! Teach it to me too! It takes fifty long years of training to master the Kamehameha.
Fifty years? Aren't we there yet? Thirty more meters.
Roshi-sama! Why don't you live with us here? No, I prefer living alone.
I did it! But it didn't even compare to the one that Old-timer Turtle Hermit did Incredible! Just what I would expect from Gohan-san's grandson! Gohan? Do you mean Son Gohan?! Oh? You mean you didn't know, Roshi-sama? Now I see Now that I think about it, Son Gohan did tell me a long time ago that he had found a boy with a tail and took him in.
It appears he trained him quite a bit! Tell me, how is old Gohan doing? Grandpa died a long time ago.
What?! I see.
The world has lost a great man How about this? Why don't you come stay at my place? With enough training, you just might surpass me! Really? Then I'll go right after we find all the Dragon Balls! The boy is amazing, isn't he? Yeah, I hear Muten Roshi doesn't take in just any ordinary students! He must really see a lot in him! Let's just forget about the Dragon Balls Have you forgotten that he'll lose his strength if we squeeze his tail? But the hovercraft that we gave them broke! All we need to do is keep following them without them realizing it.
I'm exhausted It should be right around here somewhere I found it! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! We found the 7-Star Ball! Hurray! Hurray! Sounds like they found it! W-What's this? Sorry! Now what are we going to do?! If you need a car, you can have one of mine! Eh? Really?! It's a little old, but pretty fast! This is great! Thanks so much! I think I'll ride in this too! Let me see where the last Dragon Ball is It's not around here I'll have to zoom out.
There it is! To the west! It's pretty far, though Thanks for everything, you guys! - Later! - See you later! Bye-bye! Hold on there! Forgetting something? Our agreement, for example? You remembered? Just a minute, okay? - Bye bye - Come over here, Oolong! - What's the deal?! - Just come over here! The truth is, I promised that old man I'd let him poke my breasts if Mt.
Frypan's fire went out and we found the Dragon Ball! Eh?! So transform into me and let him poke you! Hell no! This has nothing to do with me! And besides, the idea of having another guy touch me is disgusting! Oh, you want me to say "pee pee" again? You're not gonna die a nice death.
What's taking so long? What are they doing?! Transformation! How's this? What's with the ugly chick transformation?! Take a closer look! Whatever! Transformation! How's this? Perfect, huh?! Wow! I wondered for a second why there was a beautiful actress here! Stop flattering yourself Hi! For a renowned old man, he's even more perverted than me I don't like being kept in suspense! Sorry about that! N-Now let me poke! Oh, how innocent! Are you sure all you want to do is poke? Wouldn't you much rather do a Pafu-pafu instead? A Pafu-pafu?! You place your face between my breasts and then go pafu-pafu! Pafu-pafu! That moron! He doesn't need to do that much for him! Here we go! Okay! - Pafu-pafu! - Oh! - A pafu-pafu's pafu-pafu! - Oh! - And here's a Pafu-pafu-pafu! - Awesome! I'm so happy now! It's great to be alive! Are you stupid?! You went too far! You made me look like the biggest pervert ever! I wonder if they're done? Say, Goku! When I grow a little older, will you come and make me your bride? Do what now? Oh, you You know what I said I'm not sure what you're talking about, but if that's what you want, then sure! How embarrassing! Bye! Take care! Bye! I'm pretty sure we have a Silver Star Four capsule that's newer than theirs! - Let's change vehicles! - Right! Only one Dragon Ball left! I can't wait to see the dragon! All that remains now is the One-Star Ball! The wish-granting day is near at hand! minouhse