Flipante Noa! (2018) s01e08 Episode Script
Episode 8
Dad, Mom. Today I'm scraping chewing gum
off the floor with Joel.
They cause pollution,
so we've declared… war!
With the gum we scrape,
we're making a giant ball.
Joel is the best at scraping gum.
And he also has a vlog
about skateboarding safety. Awesome!
That kid is pretty smart.
Awesome Noa
Awesome!
I'm from Antarctica
And everyone calls me Awesome Noa
Awesome
Look around and you'll see
Everything's awesome
Awe-- awe-- awe-- awesome
Every single minute here deserves a party
Awesome
Awesome Noa
AWESOME NOA
Joel, whenever you're ready.
Hey, Safeties!
This is Helmet and Elbow Pads.
Helmet and Elbow Pads,
your favorite channel for skate safety.
Right, Safeties?
First off, I'll say hi to my mom,
who's probably watching me. Hi, Mom!
Let's talk about head safety.
We only have one and must take care of it.
Otherwise, where would our hats go, huh?
So, if you don't have a helmet,
you can't ride this ramp.
Sometimes, we might forget our helmet
and we might wear a bucket.
Is this a good or bad idea?
What can I say, Safeties?
I don't think it's that bad. I'll try it.
Here I go, Safeties!
I'm still recording, okay?
Still recording.
Guys, it's clear
that buckets aren't good helmets.
Tomorrow, we'll try a flowerpot.
It's great, Joel, you make me laugh
while protecting my elbows.
Honestly, my channel Helmet and Elbow Pads
is really gaining steam.
-Hey, Joel!
-Hey!
Congrats on your last video. It rocks!
Thanks. And don't miss the next video of
Helmet and Elbow Pads
We won't.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Wow! That one's huge. Strawberry?
-Watermelon.
-Can we? We're super fans.
Yes, of course.
-Safeties!
-Thanks.
Awesome! You're really popular.
But where is the music coming from?
The recording's on my phone.
I just hit this button.
You're a genius.
I won't miss your next video.
Helmet and Elbow Pads
Oh, yeah
You have to wear
your elbow pads like this,
because you can't bend your arm like this
or drink water.
These dumb stunts get him so many views?
He's so pathetic.
Pathetic is what sells.
He also wiped out and it went viral.
Joel. What happens if your laces are tied?
Hey, Safeties!
Welcome to Helmet and Elbow Pads!
This is important. Tying your laces.
Make sure your laces on one shoe
aren't tied to the other shoe.
Who hasn't done this at some point, huh?
Here we go. We grab our board,
that's always close to us, as we've said.
We put one foot on, then the other.
Here I go, Safeties!
Keep recording!
-Got it?
-Help me, please!
I got it.
Oh, Mommy!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Attention, everyone.
Starting today, you can watch
Joel's videos on my channel!
Raquel Is Cool and You Know It.
Starting now, you'll see a lot more videos
of Joel falling down.
It's all for your safety, friends.
Isn't that better?
You know it, guys, safety first. Bye!
You're so successful, Joel.
I'm telling you,
Raquel even added me to her channel.
She says this collab is a win-win.
"Win-win"? What does that mean?
I don't know. But it's great!
Win-win
Win-win, win-win
Really?
Okay, see you this afternoon
to scrape up gum.
Raquel sent me a sheet
with the recording schedule,
and I don't have time.
You know, safety first.
See you another time, okay?
The more wipeouts that silly Joel makes,
the more views I get on my channel.
You're so bad.
In a good way.
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
I'm sure you've wondered,
"Is it safe to use a board
with square wheels
while having a snack?"
I built a board with square wheels
to show you.
I always snack on a banana
for the potassium. Right, Safeties?
Here we go, Safeties!
That was fun, but round wheels are better.
And definitely, Safeties…
snacks come after skating.
At least the chocolate was good.
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Attention, everyone.
Tomorrow,
to celebrate one million followers
of Raquel Is Cool and You Know It,
we'll shoot a live video of Joel
at the skate park.
It'll be spectacular! You're all invited.
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
I don't know how many more falls
that idiot can take,
but he's making my channel go viral!
You're so bad. In a good way!
So Joel, blindfolded
and with itching powder on his back,
will go down the ramp
into a pool of piranhas,
who will go crazy
once they sense the itching powder.
Wait a minute. But that's dangerous.
My videos are about safety.
Exactly.
Your videos help show your followers
what they should not do.
Who knows how many kids
your videos have saved from stupidity.
-You're a hero.
-I've always cared a lot about kids.
-I remember when--
-Save it. Let's get everything ready.
Take notes, Ruby.
We'll shoot on two cameras.
We'll have lots of glitter
and I'll ask my dad for a pony.
And confetti. Pink confetti!
Kev? What are you doing here?
Lately, it's the only way I can see you.
Since your friend, Mr. Smart, isn't here,
I thought I'd say hi.
Right, Joel. Lately, he's been very busy
with his own things.
Yeah, but you don't think
they're good things, right?
Give me a little scratch here, please.
Honestly, I have some doubts.
You should talk to him.
That's good advice, Kev!
I'm a brilliant penguin!
Talking to the gum, huh?
I talk to them too. Can I scrape one up?
I miss these times, you know?
But the videos, well,
safety is my passion.
-Exactly. Let's talk about that.
-I know.
Now that I'm successful, you're jealous.
It's normal.
What? No, no, that's not it.
I think people only watch you
to see you fall
and wipe out, not because of safety.
Oh, poor Noa.
You're having a rough time, huh?
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
This is the moment
we've all been waiting for.
Joel will go down the ramp
and into a pool of water and
piranhas!
Please, don't try this at home.
How do you feel, Joel?
A little scared, to be honest.
Joel, you don't have to do it.
Dear lovers of safety,
are you here for safety,
or to watch me wipe out?
Wipe out! Wipe out! Wipe out!
Raquel, you've tricked me! Noa was right.
Of course. Did you think they followed you
for your stupid advice?
Every day needs likes and fame.
Everything has a price.
And if being popular
and going viral means you fall,
then, you fall.
Lovers of safety.
Raquel is right. Fame has its price.
So, Raquel, why don't you do the stunt?
OOH
Me? That's silly!
It's funny when you fall.
-The itching powder!
-Record, Ruby!
There go the piranhas.
Hi, Raquel.
How are you?
Great! 200,000 views.
As soon as I can, I'll do another stunt.
We've started a new website
about chewed gum.
We have about 112 views!
What losers.
Ruby, take me to the cafeteria.
It's time for my puree.
Wow, that girl is great.
She's destined to be famous.
She'll make it one day.
Yeah. And I can say I put her
on the path to success.
off the floor with Joel.
They cause pollution,
so we've declared… war!
With the gum we scrape,
we're making a giant ball.
Joel is the best at scraping gum.
And he also has a vlog
about skateboarding safety. Awesome!
That kid is pretty smart.
Awesome Noa
Awesome!
I'm from Antarctica
And everyone calls me Awesome Noa
Awesome
Look around and you'll see
Everything's awesome
Awe-- awe-- awe-- awesome
Every single minute here deserves a party
Awesome
Awesome Noa
AWESOME NOA
Joel, whenever you're ready.
Hey, Safeties!
This is Helmet and Elbow Pads.
Helmet and Elbow Pads,
your favorite channel for skate safety.
Right, Safeties?
First off, I'll say hi to my mom,
who's probably watching me. Hi, Mom!
Let's talk about head safety.
We only have one and must take care of it.
Otherwise, where would our hats go, huh?
So, if you don't have a helmet,
you can't ride this ramp.
Sometimes, we might forget our helmet
and we might wear a bucket.
Is this a good or bad idea?
What can I say, Safeties?
I don't think it's that bad. I'll try it.
Here I go, Safeties!
I'm still recording, okay?
Still recording.
Guys, it's clear
that buckets aren't good helmets.
Tomorrow, we'll try a flowerpot.
It's great, Joel, you make me laugh
while protecting my elbows.
Honestly, my channel Helmet and Elbow Pads
is really gaining steam.
-Hey, Joel!
-Hey!
Congrats on your last video. It rocks!
Thanks. And don't miss the next video of
Helmet and Elbow Pads
We won't.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Wow! That one's huge. Strawberry?
-Watermelon.
-Can we? We're super fans.
Yes, of course.
-Safeties!
-Thanks.
Awesome! You're really popular.
But where is the music coming from?
The recording's on my phone.
I just hit this button.
You're a genius.
I won't miss your next video.
Helmet and Elbow Pads
Oh, yeah
You have to wear
your elbow pads like this,
because you can't bend your arm like this
or drink water.
These dumb stunts get him so many views?
He's so pathetic.
Pathetic is what sells.
He also wiped out and it went viral.
Joel. What happens if your laces are tied?
Hey, Safeties!
Welcome to Helmet and Elbow Pads!
This is important. Tying your laces.
Make sure your laces on one shoe
aren't tied to the other shoe.
Who hasn't done this at some point, huh?
Here we go. We grab our board,
that's always close to us, as we've said.
We put one foot on, then the other.
Here I go, Safeties!
Keep recording!
-Got it?
-Help me, please!
I got it.
Oh, Mommy!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Attention, everyone.
Starting today, you can watch
Joel's videos on my channel!
Raquel Is Cool and You Know It.
Starting now, you'll see a lot more videos
of Joel falling down.
It's all for your safety, friends.
Isn't that better?
You know it, guys, safety first. Bye!
You're so successful, Joel.
I'm telling you,
Raquel even added me to her channel.
She says this collab is a win-win.
"Win-win"? What does that mean?
I don't know. But it's great!
Win-win
Win-win, win-win
Really?
Okay, see you this afternoon
to scrape up gum.
Raquel sent me a sheet
with the recording schedule,
and I don't have time.
You know, safety first.
See you another time, okay?
The more wipeouts that silly Joel makes,
the more views I get on my channel.
You're so bad.
In a good way.
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
I'm sure you've wondered,
"Is it safe to use a board
with square wheels
while having a snack?"
I built a board with square wheels
to show you.
I always snack on a banana
for the potassium. Right, Safeties?
Here we go, Safeties!
That was fun, but round wheels are better.
And definitely, Safeties…
snacks come after skating.
At least the chocolate was good.
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Attention, everyone.
Tomorrow,
to celebrate one million followers
of Raquel Is Cool and You Know It,
we'll shoot a live video of Joel
at the skate park.
It'll be spectacular! You're all invited.
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
I don't know how many more falls
that idiot can take,
but he's making my channel go viral!
You're so bad. In a good way!
So Joel, blindfolded
and with itching powder on his back,
will go down the ramp
into a pool of piranhas,
who will go crazy
once they sense the itching powder.
Wait a minute. But that's dangerous.
My videos are about safety.
Exactly.
Your videos help show your followers
what they should not do.
Who knows how many kids
your videos have saved from stupidity.
-You're a hero.
-I've always cared a lot about kids.
-I remember when--
-Save it. Let's get everything ready.
Take notes, Ruby.
We'll shoot on two cameras.
We'll have lots of glitter
and I'll ask my dad for a pony.
And confetti. Pink confetti!
Kev? What are you doing here?
Lately, it's the only way I can see you.
Since your friend, Mr. Smart, isn't here,
I thought I'd say hi.
Right, Joel. Lately, he's been very busy
with his own things.
Yeah, but you don't think
they're good things, right?
Give me a little scratch here, please.
Honestly, I have some doubts.
You should talk to him.
That's good advice, Kev!
I'm a brilliant penguin!
Talking to the gum, huh?
I talk to them too. Can I scrape one up?
I miss these times, you know?
But the videos, well,
safety is my passion.
-Exactly. Let's talk about that.
-I know.
Now that I'm successful, you're jealous.
It's normal.
What? No, no, that's not it.
I think people only watch you
to see you fall
and wipe out, not because of safety.
Oh, poor Noa.
You're having a rough time, huh?
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
Helmet and Elbow Pads!
This is the moment
we've all been waiting for.
Joel will go down the ramp
and into a pool of water and
piranhas!
Please, don't try this at home.
How do you feel, Joel?
A little scared, to be honest.
Joel, you don't have to do it.
Dear lovers of safety,
are you here for safety,
or to watch me wipe out?
Wipe out! Wipe out! Wipe out!
Raquel, you've tricked me! Noa was right.
Of course. Did you think they followed you
for your stupid advice?
Every day needs likes and fame.
Everything has a price.
And if being popular
and going viral means you fall,
then, you fall.
Lovers of safety.
Raquel is right. Fame has its price.
So, Raquel, why don't you do the stunt?
OOH
Me? That's silly!
It's funny when you fall.
-The itching powder!
-Record, Ruby!
There go the piranhas.
Hi, Raquel.
How are you?
Great! 200,000 views.
As soon as I can, I'll do another stunt.
We've started a new website
about chewed gum.
We have about 112 views!
What losers.
Ruby, take me to the cafeteria.
It's time for my puree.
Wow, that girl is great.
She's destined to be famous.
She'll make it one day.
Yeah. And I can say I put her
on the path to success.