Holly Hobbie (2018) s01e08 Episode Script

1
- I just rewatched
The Wizard of Oz, and Dorothy,
I get it.
Kansas is a drag.
People are trying
to kill her dog,
it's in black and white,
and there are tornadoes;
of course, she wanted
out of there.
But then, she gets to Oz
and is immediately
desperate to get home.
Maybe she should have given
the place a chance.
Wouldn't she have been
better off in Oz
where people appreciated her
and where there was
a whole guild dedicated
to lollipops?
(sigh)
- ♪♪♪Ooh oooooh ♪♪
♪Ooh ooooooh ♪♪
♪Oooh oooooooh ♪♪
♪Oooooh ♪♪♪♪
(indistinct chatter)
(cell phone buzzing)
(phone ringing)
- Come on, Holly.
Why isn't she answering?
- Did you really tell Holly
she's a disappointment?
- No. No
I mean, I don't think I
I don't think I did.
I was so upset
when she told me
that she engineered her party
to upstage Piper's
I mean, I guess I could have
said that sounded
like that, but--
- Wow! Harsh.
I'm kidding.
- OK, what are we gonna do now?
- Wait until she gets it
out of her system?
- She's run away like
three times this year already.
- She's probably just
hiding out in the barn loft.
- I guarantee
she's back before dinner.
- Really don't need this today.
- Come on, she couldn't
have got that far.
(indistinct chatter)
- Nice outfit.
- What are you supposed to wear
when you run away to Chicago?
- I said, "Nice outfit."
- Sorry. I'm just
really on edge lately
because my mom hates me
and Amy hates me,
and I'm pretty sure that there's
someone else I'm missing.
- Now that you mention it.
- I just need
to get away for one day
where no one hates me.
- Don't worry. As soon
as we get to Chicago,
all of our problems will
disappear with Wisconsin.
- I hope you're right.
- ♪♪♪You and me run
to a different beat ♪♪
♪We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪
♪Be the you inside ♪♪
♪And watch the world
take flight ♪♪
♪We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪
♪Be the change ♪♪
♪Be the change ♪♪
♪Gotta be the change ♪♪♪♪
- Wow!
- Feeling better already?
- Goodness, this is
ooh, so loud.
And big.
Ooh, and cold.
- Yeah. It's called
the Windy City for a reason.
(siren blaring)
- I think chivalry is just
another word for sexism,
but in this case,
I accept.
Alright, where to first?
- "Shedd Aquarium,
ghost tour"
We're not doing any of this.
- Hey, wait up!
Hey, I worked hard on that!
- What are you? 65?
Do you want to have fun or not?
- I do!
I wanna have so much fun
that there's no room left
in my brain for anything else
other than how much fun
I'm having.
- Then come on!
How do you like
the Museum of Sweet Dreams?
- It's like someone climbed
into my mind,
took my dreams
and made them real!
- Really?
(photo click)
You dreamed you're in a room
full of people taking selfies?
- It was your idea,
remember?
- It said it was
an interactive art exhibit,
not a backdrop
for Instagram photoshoots.
- "Potayto, potahto."
(girls laughing)
(photo click)
♪♪♪♪♪♪
- ♪Ooooh ooh ooh ooooh ♪♪
- Where are you going?
- To our next destination.
I thought you had
a million things to show me.
If we're gonna fit it all in,
we better get going.
(photo click)
(lively guitar music)
♪♪♪♪♪♪
- That's the best thing
about this town:
you stumble across things
that you'd never find at home.
- You spent a lot
of time here?
- Yeah. A few weekends
with family.
(indistinct chatter)
- Ah, I think that is
the most beautiful instrument
I have ever seen.
- You should try it out.
♪♪♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪♪Put on your high heels ♪♪
♪Act like a big deal ♪♪
♪Who's underneath the blush ♪♪
♪And smokey-eye makeup ♪♪
♪Put on your best dress ♪♪
♪Ready to impress ♪♪
♪Tell me I'm good enough ♪♪
♪Better than runner-up ♪♪
♪Whether you win or lose ♪♪
♪Don't forget about you ♪♪
♪When you feel
the winds of change ♪♪
♪Can you stand up
in the rain ♪♪
♪While the fear
is blowing through ♪♪
♪Stay true ♪♪
♪Stay true ♪♪♪♪
(applause)
Why are you looking
at me like that?
- You just got
you just got a sparkle
in your hair.
- Are you Sabrina Carpenter?
- (Holly): Me? No.
- Yeah! She is!
Would you like
an autograph?
Come on, you're not gonna
disappoint your fans,
are you, Sabrina?
So what's your name?
- Naomi. My best friend and I
know all your songs by heart.
We made up dances
to every single one.
- My best friend and I did that
to every Taylor Swift song.
Always be true
to yourself.
- Thank you.
♪♪♪♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪♪♪
- What an intriguing piece
about
lines.
- Yes, it's certainly
exploring themes of
modernity and
windows.
- Yes, this is definitely
a piece about windows.
- Oh, wow!
- Yeah, what a compelling piece
about light and dark.
Earth to Hobbie!
- It's just
doesn't this feel like home?
Like Collinsville?
- Yeah, well,
that was painted
in France in 1882
It looks nothing
like Collinsvile.
- Not literally.
- Yeah, I still don't follow.
- It feels like home.
Like one of those hot
midsummer days when Amy and I
would spend the whole day
at the creek
just reading,
swimming, talking.
No. No, no, no, no, no!
- What?
- My friendship necklace
with Amy! We got them
when we were 6.
It's precious and irreplaceable.
And like, worth
a bunch of money.
- What a bummer!
- OK.
OK, I have it on here,
so it must have fell off
sometime between then and now.
- It's just a piece of metal,
and as memory serves,
you're not happy with the person
who gave you that necklace.
Right?
- No, definitely not.
- Then just forget about it.
So where to next?
♪♪♪♪♪♪
- I have to find
my necklace.
(indistinct chatter)
We just gotta retrace our steps.
It's gotta be somewhere.
- This is ridiculous.
You're never gonna find it,
and it's just a stupid necklace.
Like, are you gonna spend
your whole day looking for it?
- Yes. And if you're gonna be
such a jerk about it,
why don't you just go and watch
some mediocre indie band
or whatever it is
you'd rather be doing.
- Yeah, well, as enticing
as that sounds, I'm not gonna
let you just wander
around Chicago all by yourself.
- What makes you think
you have the power to let me
do or not do anything,
Tyler Flaherty?
- It's not safe.
- Fine! If you insist
on accompanying me, I demand
you stay at least half a block
behind me at all times.
(indistinct song playing)
(urn breaking)
- Stop!
- I have to get this cleaned up
before Mom and Dad come home.
- Don't you know
who you're sucking up?!
(Robbie sighing)
- "Who"?
- Sugar,
the Jack Russell Terrier.
Grandma's beloved
canine companion?
- Oh no! Oh no, no, no.
Mom's already so stressed
between your leg
and everything with Holly!
- And you
stealing a car! How does
everyone keep forgetting that?
- I'm not forgetting anything!
I'm grounded
for a million years,
remember?
Mom is gonna have
a total meltdown.
- I think I know
how we can fix this.
♪♪♪♪♪♪
- No!
- Yep.
Looks like they're closed.
- Thank you, Detective.
We've retraced all of our steps.
This is the last place
it could be.
- That's not true.
It could be on a random street
'cause we've walked everywhere
in this entire city.
- I don't remember you always
being such a pain in the butt.
- Oh, no worry, I was.
- (Holly): Look.
- Yeah, the gig economy is
looking pretty brutal right now.
- But no! We can slip in
when he leaves.
- Listen. I maintain
a casual relationship
with law and order, and I don't
want to see that broken
because of
your stupid necklace.
- Tyler Flaherty,
are you scared?
- What? No!
- Mr. Burned-down-the-barn-
doesn't-care-what-people-think
is totally 100% scared.
- If you think
I'm gonna
do something idiotic because
you taunted me, you're wrong.
- You think
you know someone
Come on, let's go.
- Not a word.
♪♪♪♪♪♪
- You're going
to spill it.
- And if I do,
we'll just vacuum it up.
- Robbie, this isn't funny.
- Come on,
it's a little funny.
- Just focus
on pouring, please.
- Hey, what you two up to?
- Uh, Dad,
I thought you were
cleaning up
the barn today.
- What? I'm not allowed
to take a coffee break?
Ooooh!
Are you making brownies?
Totally got the munchies.
- Yeah. We thought it would be
really nice to have
something special for dessert
when Holly comes home tonight.
- (whispering): Nice.
- Hmm! Have you put
the eggs in yet?
Because do you know
you are in the presence
of a champion egg cracker?
- Ummm Uh, we
we did not
but, uh
- Yeah, it's true.
Two years in a row
at the County Fair.
- Dad, that's
very impressive, but, um
- Yeah, there wasn't a
wasn't a lot of competition.
♪♪♪♪♪♪
- It's not here. I'm never
gonna find my necklace.
- Then let's go.
I don't want to add breaking
and entering to my rap sheet.
- Sorry to drag you on a wild
goose chase in search for
some dumb necklace.
- OK, to clarify, I didn't think
your necklace was dumb;
I just think your intense
emotional attachment is.
- Who said I was
emotionally attached to it?
- You wouldn't drag me around
the whole city looking for
a meaningless piece of metal.
- I told you, it's valuable.
- Whatever you say.
- HEY! What do you
think you're doing?!
- We're not doing anything.
- You be quiet! Stay put
while I call the police.
- Please don't.
- Well, you know,
since you said please.
- Really?
- No! You're trespassing
on private property.
(Holly sobbing)
Uhhh
Are are you OK?
- No, I'm not.
We were here earlier, I swear.
See?
I lost my precious,
one of a kind necklace
that basically represents
everything I love
about my family
and my hometown,
and my best friend.
♪♪♪♪♪♪
I have to find it.
I know that what we did
was wrong
but we didn't damage anything,
we didn't steal anything.
Can't you just let us off
with a warning?
Please?
- I'm impressed.
I didn't think playing
the small-town card would work.
- I wasn't
playing a card.
(distant siren blaring)
- What are you doing?
- Calling my mom.
It's time to go home.
- Come on, we haven't gotten
tacos or gone to Shedd yet.
- You said those ideas
were boring anyway.
Hey!
- Stop! Just don't!
Hey! Don't call.
We can't go back!
- I'm not gonna fall
for this damaged-boy routine.
We need to hurry
or we're gonna miss our bus.
Ha ha, very funny.
(Tyler panting)
What's going on?
I'm gonna call 9-1-1.
I'm right here.
I'd like to report
an emergency.
OK, Mom. See you soon.
(indistinct
ambulance radio chatter)
Uh, I just talked
to my mom.
She'll be here in a few hours.
Definitely gonna be grounded
until college.
- At least the pizza was good.
Thanks.
- Listen, I overheard
the paramedics.
They said you had
a panic attack.
- Yeah. I get those sometimes.
- But why did they tell you to
check in with your cardiologist?
- Last year,
I wasn't anywhere fun.
I was diagnosed
with a heart condition,
and I spent a lot of time
seeing specialists, getting
surgeries, being in therapy
and just generally being
a pathetic sick kid.
(distant siren blaring)
- So all that stuff you told me
on the side of the road
was true?
You made it sound
like a joke.
Why didn't you tell anybody?
I mean, actually
tell anybody.
- Didn't want anyone to look
at me the way you are right now.
- Sorry.
What about the barn?
The one you burned down?
- No, that actually happened.
Not on purpose.
(Holly sniggers.)
- When I got diagnosed, my mom
was making a big fuss about it,
but I didn't want that.
So, I holed myself up in the
barn. And I was reading one day
with a working lamp and hay's
pretty flammable, and
You know the rest.
- And the panic attack?
- Let's just say I came
to Chicago for a reason.
I was supposed to see
my specialist in Madison.
My systems have been acting up,
and my mom wanted me
to get checked out.
- So, you bailed?
And you don't want
to go home because?
- I don't want to be
the pathetic sick kid.
Not again.
- I'm sorry you had
to go through that
but you're sick
no matter where you are.
- Oh, thanks.
- Look, all I'm saying
is that you can't run away
from being sick any more
than I can run away
from Amy and my mom
being mad at me.
- Guess this didn't work.
- It did.
Until it didn't.
Look, I'm glad
you told me the truth.
- Tell anyone, I'll throw you
in a vat of pickles.
- Noted.
(Holly chuckling)
- ♪Oooooh ♪♪
- Next thing, I call my mom.
- ♪Ooooh ooh ooh oooooh ♪♪
- Whoever gets grounded
the longest wins?
(Holly chuckling)
- Yeah.
- I can't believe
you let Dad turn Sugar
into a pan of brownies.
- What were we supposed to do?
- Tell him the truth.
I mean it, Robbie,
we've lost control
of the situation.
- Alright. We'll deal with it
when you get back home.
Drive safe.
- What's going on?
- Turns out Holly went
a little farther afield
than the barn loft.
She and Tyler took
a bus to Chicago.
- What?!
- Are you serious?!
- Your mother's gone to get her.
- I feel like I need
to point out how unfair this is.
You won't let me and Lyla go
to Chicago and we're 16!
- Not the time, Robert.
(Beep-beep!)
Ooh, the brownies are ready.
I'm in serious need
of a sugar hit after today.
Yum!
- Alright, genius,
what's the plan here?
- Uh, don't-don't
you think
we should let them cool?
- No way!
Gotta cut into them
when they're warm.
Mmm!
(mouthing)
Mmm!
Ah! Ohhh!
What's that all about?
- It has Sugar in it!
Not sugar sugar.
Sugar, the Jack
Russell Terrier!
I was cleaning the house
when I knocked the urn over.
And we were trying to put
the ashes back into the urn
when you came in
and thought we were
making brownies. So we just went
with it 'cause I didn't want
to tell you the truth.
But I can't let you
eat dog ashes.
(laughing)
- I Ahem
You you know,
that hasn't been Sugar
for about 20 years.
When I was a teenager,
I came home late one night
and I was totally
uh clumsy,
and I knocked over the urn,
and I filed it up with flour
and charcoal powder.
But I never thought
of the culinary trick.
That's a smart move.
You guys should have told me
about it though.
- Well, with everything
that's been going on,
I didn't want you to think
that I was a bad kid too.
- You're not a bad kid, hm?
Aaah None of you are.
But, uh, you know
you just got to promise me
one thing.
- What?
- We don't say a word
of this to Grandma.
She loved that terrible dog.
- Mutually assured destruction,
I like it.
- Alright. Now, let's make
some brownies
that are edible.
- I lost my necklace.
My friendship necklace
with Amy,
I haven't taken it off
since we were 6, and I lost it.
- Do you hate me?
- For losing your necklace?
No, I mean
it's a shame, honey,
but I don't hate you.
- No, not because
of the necklace.
- Look, I I was upset
that you didn't tell me
the real reason you wanted
to change the party, but
honey, I could never
hate you.
- I'm sorry I disappointed you.
- You know, it's
it's my job to help you
become the best version
of yourself,
and, if I'm being honest,
in that moment,
I felt like I failed
because I know
that you are kinder than that.
- I hope Amy knows that too.
I heard her say some
not-so-great things
about me.
- Hey.
(guitar music)
(scoffing)
- Look what was in my hood.
- Oh, my gosh!
I can't believe it!
- Must have fallen out
when you had my hoodie.
- Thank you.
I mean it.
Maybe Dorothy was right.
There is no place
like home.
Sure, Oz had an emerald city,
but it also had evil witches
and flying monkeys.
And I don't think
the cowardly lion would drive
five hours straight
to pick you up
in downtown Chicago.
But your mom would.
And even if she's really mad
you ran away,
she may not even punish you.
Hey, a girl can dream.
- ♪♪♪When you feel
the winds of change ♪♪
♪Can you stand up
in the rain ♪♪
♪While the fear
is blowing through ♪♪
- ♪Stay true ♪♪
- ♪Stay true ♪♪♪♪
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