How to Rock (2012) s01e08 Episode Script

108 - How to Rock a Prank

Kacey, aren't you getting lunch? I'm waiting for Dean Hollis.
Any minute he's gonna go to that window to get his lunch, And then I'll "accidentally" bump into him in line, And then I'll make a joke about how weird it is.
That a food called chili is actually hot, And then I'll laugh.
And then he'll laugh.
And then we'll laugh.
Boom.
Before we know it, he's asking me out.
Wow, you've really thought this through.
Yeah.
Well, I really like him, but he's a senior.
And for an underclassman to date a senior, She has to be confident, hot, stylish, popular, hot.
You said hot twice.
And if you hadn't interrupted me, I would've said it a third time, Because that's how hot you have to be to date a senior.
Whoa.
Ooh, shh, quiet.
He's here.
Oh! Hey, Dean.
Hey, Kacey, cuts? Oh, thanks.
Here's a crazy question: Have you ever wondered why they call it chili? Oh, man, I left my money in my car.
Because it sounds like it should be cold, But it's actually hot.
You're right.
That's crazy.
Chili isn't chilly.
Whoo! Girl, you funny.
Get out of here.
He had to go to his car.
He has a car? Man, I've got to get me a senior.
Hi, Kacey, I saw that Dean gave you cuts.
Very unimpressive.
He's coming right back.
Oh, good.
I bet he'll really enjoy your burrito breath.
I know I am.
Carnitas.
You may want a mint.
I do not need a mint.
- Oh, he's back.
- Give me a mint.
Cuts? Sure.
But didn't you already get lunch? Oh, I didn't like the burrito.
I'm gonna have some chili, Because when you think about the name chili Kacey? Are are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
Really? 'cause you're kind of foaming at the mouth.
Excuse me.
Molly! Froth much? I saw a squirrel do that at a picnic once.
It was not a good picnic.
That is not a mint.
Cup! And I won't be finishing that.
Okay, that was mean, even for Molly.
Don't worry, Kacey.
We'll get her back for you.
- She'll rue the day.
- Yeah, she'll rue.
Is Dean still there? I'm afraid to look.
Yeah, and he's made a new friend.
Oh, stop, Dean.
- Sorry, Kacey.
- Yeah.
No, don't be sorry for me.
Be sorry for Molly.
This Means war.
Only You Can Be You only I can be me you always want to be what you're not can't you be happy with what you've got? you're perfect the way you are with your insecurities, flaws, and scars your life's too short to worry don't you know it's true Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me Only You Can Be You only I can be me.
I can be me.
Ready to get Molly back for that nasty foaming mouth trick? Oh, you know I am.
Presenting the revenge prank of the century Voila! Phase one: Zander and Kevin enter the courtyard here.
Stevie and I are positioned here.
Kacey, you'll be over here with Dean.
To attract The Perfs' attention.
So they won't know what's going on.
No, wait.
How come you get to be an army man and I'm a bunny? Don't complain.
I'm a raisin on a toothpick.
Okay, focus, people.
Stevie approaches Molly.
Perf power! And convinces her to wear this hat, Which, unbeknownst to Molly, is covered in live mice.
Can I ask a question about this plan? Please hold all questions till the end.
At which point, Zander "I like to play ukulele" releases the giant Hawk, Which swoops down, picking up Molly, Dropping her into the volcano Here.
Wait a minute.
There's a volcano? Oh, so you were on board with the giant Hawk, But the volcano throws you.
Guys, guys, guys, nobody wants to see Molly.
Get dropped into a volcano more than me, But we're making this too complicated.
All right, here's another possibility.
Instead of revenge, How about ending this dumb feud with Molly? Just play it cool, don't let her get to you, And she'll leave you alone.
Oh, ho.
Zander, you're still kind of new at this school, So I don't think you understand what an evil mastermind she is! She's doesn't even like Dean.
She only acting like she likes Dean.
Because she knows that I like Dean.
Kacey's right.
She's being totally overdramatic as usual, But she's right.
Molly's got to pay.
No offense, guys, But we need a simple, foolproof plan.
That'll hit The Perfs where it hurts.
Let's do something to their cell phones.
Yes, we'll attach the mice to their cell phones.
And the Hawk swoops down, snatches it Forget the Hawk.
You can never forget the Hawk.
- Seriously? - Really? All right, there's Dean.
I'm going in.
Wait till I sit down before you launch operation payback.
Okay, boys, bananas ready? Zander, banana? Yes, I have my banana.
Okay, looks like she's in.
We can go.
You're so right.
It shouldn't be called chili.
It should be called hottie.
Right? I'm just saying.
Oh, Kacey and Dean look so cute together.
What? I said, "oh, Kacey and Dean look so cute together.
" I heard you.
I thought I took care of that with operation foaming thunder.
If Kacey dates a senior, she'll have senior cred.
And if any underclassmen gets to go to senior parties, It should be Perfs, not that.
Tarantula! Spider up.
- Zander, do you have my super-strong ultra glue? - Glue man is ready.
- Let's go.
Hey, you're funny.
I try.
I try.
Um, what are you doing tonight? Nothing! I mean, lots of stuff.
Awesome stuff, but I can move things around.
Why do you ask? I was thinking we should hang out.
I was thinking the same thing.
Deep breaths, everybody.
Wait a minute.
Tarantulas don't spin webs.
I smell a rat.
Rat! This is the nightmare.
I'm running, but I'm not moving.
Come on.
Hmm, everything seems to be in order.
Oh, well, isn't this just clevs? First the spider, now the banana.
What a crazy little Thursday.
I'm going out with Dean after school.
Yes! That's my girl! Yeah.
All right, Zander, you can let go of my hand now.
No, I can't.
It's stuck.
What? Oh, I must've gotten glue on my hands.
Um Dean's coming.
Oh, no, it looks like we're holding hands.
If he sees us like this, he's gonna think I like you.
What's wrong with liking me? I'm very likeable.
That's not the point.
Um See you, Kacey.
Later, Dean.
Nelson, how do we get this stuff off? No idea.
- Go like this - Deep breaths.
- And then - This way, okay.
Very, very oh, all right, fine.
Oh, here's an idea.
Zander, on the count of three, you run that way, And, Kacey, you run this way.
- Worth a shot.
- Let's go.
- All right.
- One.
Two.
Three.
I knew that wouldn't work.
It was just really fun to watch.
Nelson, please tell me you're working on the solvent.
We're on it.
This is all Molly's fault.
Uh, she started it, but you continued it.
Ha! So you admit that she started it.
You're missing my point.
I see what you do.
You two go back and forth, on and on, around and around, And it won't end.
Until one of you is a big enough person.
To just let it go.
Well, she'll never be that person.
Exactly.
So I don't see how it's ever gonna happen.
You could be that person.
Oh.
You know what? I can't think about this right now, Because I have a very important date, And it's not with the person I'm glued to.
You'd be lucky if it were me.
I think we've had a breakthrough.
Finally.
But just to be sure, We need to do a test run first.
My colleague Kevin has glued these shoes together.
- Those are my shoes.
- They'll be fine.
Plus, girls have lots of shoes.
I have two pairs of shoes.
Not to worry, because in a matter of moments, These shoes will be magically separated.
Beaker.
Beaker.
Finally! And now I have one pair of shoes.
Are you okay down there? Crouching under a table covered by a thick wool poncho, And I can't breathe.
- So you're good.
- No, I'm not good.
I'm sorry, but I just really want this.
To be a great date with Dean.
I'll do anything to make it up to you.
Tell you what you can do.
You can end this dumb feud with Molly.
And be the bigger person.
Also, I'd like a new guitar, but first, end the feud.
All right, fine.
Next time I see Molly, I will be the bigger person.
Good.
Oh, man, I'm starving.
That looks so good.
You don't have time to eat.
Dean will be here any second.
Okay, I'll get you food.
Just hide under the poncho until Stevie brings the solvent.
All right, but only because you're my friend, And I care about you Hey, Kacey.
He's here.
Lookin' good.
Uh, you're really rockin' that poncho.
Oh, thanks.
It's really roomy, but that's not why I got it.
Or why I'm wearing it.
Hey, let's order.
Oh, uh, so a bunch of the seniors are getting together.
At Dennis chayder's house.
I figured we could go there after.
Oh, a senior party.
I guess I could make it.
What can I get you two? I'll have the fajita burger.
Oh, I'm not really that hungry.
I'll just take the grilled chicken salad, Dressing on the side.
And a bacon double cheeseburger.
Hungrier than I thought.
I just got a text from Kacey.
Dean wants to take her to a senior party, Which means we have a half hour.
To figure out how to dissolve the glue.
Sorry, but genius Takes time.
We have no time, And you two are not geniuses.
Let me help.
Is there something wrong? No, no, nothing.
By all means, help Lady scientist.
Nelly, how'd you make this glue? Well, I took a very complicated scientific approach.
I took two different glues, and I mixed them together.
Move.
I'm taking over.
But you don't even know what it is Don't touch anything.
- Oh, careful, that's the glue.
- I know.
I need you two out of the way so that I can finish this.
That's not gonna happen.
Give me the glue.
Move away, or it's going all over you.
You wouldn't.
Now you two can't touch anything, And I can make the solvent.
Stay away from me.
I don't want to get stuck to you.
Uh, all right, not gonna make that mistake.
Nobody say anything.
Oh.
Is everything okay? Yeah, yeah, everything is great.
I just thought the chicken would be bite-sized.
I'm going to have to cut this.
I said I'm going to have to cut this.
I heard you.
With both of my hands.
Yeah, I figured.
- Yeah.
- Uh, your hand is I know.
I know.
I need a manicure bad.
I lost my appetite anyway.
And here's your bacon double cheeseburger.
And now it's back.
I am so clumsy today.
Come on.
Come on, we have got to get this to Zander and Kacey.
Before the party starts.
Can't we get a little of that solvent for us? I've got dominoes stuck in my armpit.
I wish my dominoes were stuck in my armpit.
Hi, Nelson.
Those are really weird accessories.
Thanks.
So you know how you guys glued fruit to our phones? What makes you think it was us? Actually, I wanted to thank you.
Banana phones are the cool new thing.
Yeah, we don't have time for this.
Yeah, we have to meet Kacey and Dean at señor burger.
Kacey and Dean are at señor burger? Uh, what? How should I know? I'm not in charge of whether or not Kacey goes to señor burger or with whom.
What am I, her assistant? Smooth.
Let's go, chair butt.
Sorry, I'll bring it back later.
And that's why they tell you to bring two number two pencils, Because you never know what's going to happen.
Wow.
Brilliant.
Was that you? I guess it was.
Excuse me for being so rude.
You know, we should probably get going.
The party's starting.
Already? They're here.
Who's here? Nobody.
Do you have to use the bathroom? No.
Why? Look like you have to use the bathroom.
I have to.
Go ahead.
No, you go first.
But I don't have to.
What are you doing? Me? You knocked it over.
That's what I meant.
What am I doing? You should go run that under some cold water.
All right, see you later.
What took you so long? And why are you covered in our band room? It's 150 degrees under there.
Did you have to wear a wool poncho? Well, I don't own a wide variety of ponchos.
Maybe you should go to a native American resort.
Hello? Do you want the solvent or not? Oh, yes.
It takes a couple of minutes to start working, So you got to be patient.
Patient? We're leaving for the party as soon as he gets back.
- Uh-oh, Molly and Grace.
- Hide! Oh, hi, Kacey.
What are you doing here? Oh, just having dinner with a friend.
So you can go now.
Thanks, but we can only stay a minute.
Are ponchos back in, Or did you cut a hole in your bath mat? You're so funny.
Careful, it's a trick question.
Nope.
I'm not gonna take your bait.
I am gonna be the bigger person.
- Did you just give yourself a thumbs-up? Yes.
Yes, I did.
Oh, hi, Dean.
Hey, guys.
Kacey, is this your date? Oh, I had no idea.
Look at me intruding.
You can go now.
Mmm, I've got to say, Dean, I'm surprised.
I mean, a senior dating someone from Gravity 5.
What's Gravity 5? Oh.
You are so lucky I accidentally ran into you.
Imagine the dorkiest person you've ever seen.
And multiply it by five.
That is completely untrue.
They are not dorks.
They are cool and awesome and Bee! There's a bee stuck to me! I'm scared of bees.
There's one.
The others can't be far away.
- What's up? - How's it going? That's four.
Okay, five? I know you're here somewhere.
Here I am.
Hey, it worked! We're free.
Free! What up? Well, Dean, meet Gravity 5.
It's for the best, Dean.
Better you find out now.
Than get embarrassed at a party full of seniors.
Thanks for dinner.
Enjoy the party.
Uh, one question: What just happened? Well, I got glued to my friend, And my other friends tried to help But then my shoes got melted And then I got this chair stuck to my butt.
And it's all because no one would get on board.
With operation volcano Hawk.
Well, isn't this just adorbs? Shall we go to the party now n.
No, you shalln't.
You should be flattered.
Do you know what she went through to be here? Yeah, it's not every day a girl gets stuck to a guy.
And then hides him under a poncho to save a date.
Wow, you did all that for me? We all did.
So what kind of car do you have? I couldn't have done it without my friends Who are awesome.
Yeah, it sounds like they are.
Come on, let's go to the party.
Shotgun! Me.
This guy right here.
All me.
I said it first.
Love you guys.
You're not coming on my date, though.
Dean, you can't seriously be Thud! Our shoes are tied together.
- Who did this? - I Hope it wasn't me! Zander, what happened to the guy who said, "be the bigger person"? Somebody called he and his friends "dorks.
" Felt good too.
Did you see how stealth I was? Let's go.
Got to pee.
I think they look really cute together.
Kacey and Dean? No! Our feet.
Okay, we enter the courtyard here.
And approach the senior girls' table.
Then I hit 'em with this.
You ever notice how chili sounds like it should be cold When it's really hot? You're so funny.
You want to take a ride in my car? Because I have one.
Because I'm a ah senior.
Sure.
Where do you want to go? How about over here? We can dip our toes in the lava.
Oh, no! My car is broken.
That's okay.
We can take my giant Hawk.
Guys? What are you doing? Uh, nothin'.
You want to grab some lunch? Uh, no, we're good.
All right, see you later, bros.
- Let's just - Okay.
Go.
Hey, you babies want to grab some lunch, baby? Weirdos.
Come on, baby, I'll make you a salad.
Oh, baby, look at my tight shirt, baby.
You think I'm wearing enough hair gel, baby? I like to have a straight face all the time, baby.
Oh, baby, look at my straight face.

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