Jashin-chan Dropkick (Dropkick On My Devil!) (2018) s01e08 Episode Script

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Hell School
Year 3 Pazuzu Class
Attention, everyone.
I have a new friend to
introduce to you all today.
This is Minos-chan.
Make her feel welcome, okay?
Hi, everyone!
Nice to meet you!
That's a minotaur!
They're really strong
and unusually ferocious.
Seriously?!
Scary! We better not get too close!
Yeah.
She might rip our bones right out.
What? I'm nothing but bones!
Let's play dodgeball!
Yeah!
Fire Shot!
For some reason, I really
envy this round, rolling ball.
Take this! Murder Ball!
My arm!
Goblin!
You okay?!
Got 'im!
You're amazing, Jashin-chan!
I hope he's okay
Hang in there, Goblin!
Hell's Fun
Social Studies
Year 3
We will avenge Goblin!
I'll just destroy all of you, too!
That's right!
Let's try not to hurt each other
Better be ready!
Hold it!
You didn't forget about me, did you?
Goblin!
The one who will avenge Goblin is Goblin!
Are you okay?
Yep! I willed my arm to grow back!
Everyone
Wow! Are you the Devil King or something?!
Jashin-chan?
Jashin-chan is now arriving on track 2.
Wanna jump on?
Who are you?
I'm the shampoo that also conditions.
Shampoo?
It's a joke. My name's Jashin-chan.
Déjà vu
Jashin-chan
Why aren't you playing with everyone?
I want to
but it seems like they're all scared of me.
Aren't you scared of me?
Huh? Not at all.
N-No one will like you
if you hang around with me!
You won't be able to play
with your friends anymore!
Huh? Sure I will.
They're my friends.
That's not what I mean!
I heard that the minotaurs
are a strong, kind-hearted race.
They all just have the wrong idea.
If you play with them,
you can clear things up.
Uh-huh!
Y-You think so?
This is my best friend, Medusa.
She's a weakling and a crybaby,
so she gets picked on a lot.
Of course, I pick on her a lot, too.
You're awful.
That's right! I'm absolutely awful!
Pretty awesome, huh?
You can't be both
Jashin-chan's dumb, but she's really nice!
Who're you calling nice?!
But you didn't mind the "dumb" part
Minos-chan!
Be Jashin-chan's friend, okay?
Darn it, Medusa! Don't say it like that!
I'm offering to be her friend!
Come back here!
I don't wanna!
You two are funny!
Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Jashin-chan is now departing on track 2!
Anyone who wants to play
dodgeball better get on!
Okay! I'll ride!
The fare's one million.
Huh?!
For a million, you can
ride all you want, forever.
Great deal, right?
I'll ride, too!
Okay, off we go! Watch 'er blow!
And I'm two million richer!
Huh?!
Here.
Thanks!
Take that!
Hi-yah!
Here it comes!
Year 3 Pazuzu Class
You three have become
very close, haven't you?
Stand there until classes are over.
I forgot that happened.
You're being so quiet. It's not like you.
This is the least cheerful you've
been since the anime started.
Who wants a million yen?
I never did get my two million back then
You're lonely because Medusa and Minos
are stuck in Hell for that festival, huh?
A-Am not! It's not like that!
The light has completely
vanished from your face.
They haven't been to the human
realm in about a month now
Festivals in Hell last a long time.
Why don't you try calling them?
I can't call while they're at a festival.
That'd be thoughtless of me.
Are festivals in Hell that exciting?
Everyone in Hell has forgotten about me.
I might as well
not even exist at all.
Oh, this is getting annoying now.
I haven't ever heard a word from my parents.
I wonder what Mom and Dad are up to
Don't they care that their daughter
didn't come home for the festival?
Maybe they actually just took me in,
and I'm not their real daughter?
Come to think of it, you've never
talked about your parents before.
Leggo.
What do your parents do?
Well, lots of stuff.
Such as?
Uh, like business?
They do lots of business?
You mean, they run a business as a pair?
Not exactly as a pair
They have a lot of underlings,
so it's more like a group
What? You mean, they have subsidiaries?
Or a "group" in the corporate
sense? Like, a conglomerate?
Well, something like that
It's a conglomerate?
In Japan, you'd call it the "So-and-So
Conglomerate," or "Such-and-Such Group"
They're aristocrats?!
I-In Hell, they're called "devistocrats"
Hang on!
Does that make you some kind of princess?!
I don't believe it! That's a shock
to both me and the viewers!
Give me all the details!
Why? You've already made
me give most of them.
What?
N-Next time, okay?
You know, if you're a lady of high standing,
people might see you differently.
I-It's not like that!
Smart-Aleck Devil
I'm a smart-aleck devil! A pachinko addict!
I was kidding.
A fool! A scumbag! A moocher!
A lousy cook! A common idiot!
Your self-abuse is actually painful to watch.
Anyway,
why don't you give your
parents a call, at least?
They might be worried
about why their daughter
didn't make it home for the festival.
I don't want to bother
them at work, though
It's ringing!
They ans—
And they hung up.
Sorry I made you do that.
Why don't you go out and
take your mind off things?
Here's your allowance.
I don't need it.
I'll just go for a walk.
Beth
Hey, Beth.
I'll take you with me on my walk for once.
Beth went back to Hell, too?
Beasts of Hell do come
from Hell, after all
Bah!
Smack
Beth
I feel so empty
Why did you choose this spot to die?
Hey, custodian! There's a dead cicada here!
Shouldn't you clean it up?!
Hmph!
Gah! The cicada final!
Hey, you!
I know what you look like!
Next time I see you,
I'll fry you up and eat you!
Better make every moment
of your seven-day lifespan count!
Bah.
Cicadas are believed to live only for a week,
but they actually live for about a month.
Well? Feeling a lot less
sympathetic now, aren't you?
It's not like Jashin-chan to turn down money.
Maybe 500 yen wasn't enough?
I'll play some pachinko or something.
Life Theater
I lost.
What I need right now is a hearty
plate of Bondy curry to cheer me up!
How are you all spending this
afternoon of your summer break?
I was in the mood for Manten, anyway.
I'm your host, radio personality, Kohyo Denpa.
Let's get straight into it with this segment:
"Scary Daytime Stories
That Aren't Scary At All."
In this popular segment,
I read all the scary and bizarre
stories our listeners send in
during the daytime
so they'll be less scary.
Seconds on the extra-large curry!
Wow! And that was such a generous portion!
Ghosts, UFOs, UMAs, giant
monsters Anything goes.
Here's our first submission.
It's from Devil A-san in Tokyo.
"Hello, Koyho Denpa-san." Hello!
I hope they're still eating okay in Hell
"I saw a UFO. You might not believe me,
but one day, I was"
My belly is full, but my heart remains empty.
It's so quiet.
This area's usually packed with people.
All right!
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
Dropkick!
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
There. I saw my chance to
unleash my dropkick, and I took it.
I bet some of you forgot
about our giveaway campaign
Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
Gift Giveaway Campaign
Check our
homepage
for details.
and just had this on for background noise.
Don't forget to count all of my dropkicks
and send in those submissions!
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
What in the world happened to this town?
Maybe
a spaceship showed up while I was asleep
and abducted the entire human race?
Or maybe all humans turned
into zombies overnight,
and they're hiding someplace
dark during the day?
I hope I'm not the only one
left on Earth right now
Yo! Thanks for dropping in!
Never seen a robot clerk like this before.
Check it!
I want to eat some soft serve
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Meat and Potatoes is eating soft serve!
Hey, it's you!
On a delivery?
Don't you have any "just have a drink"-type
things that angels do on breaks?
What does that mean?
It sounds like some old song lyric!
I was collecting the empty bowls
to take back to the store.
What could I say that would make sense, then?
Genesis
Unlike you, I don't have
a lot of time on my hands.
How about, "Now go"?
Though, I do like that we get fewer
delivery orders during Obon season
Or "Starship"? Or "Yamamoto"?
Are you even listening?
Anyway, want a bite?
I don't want your half-eaten soft serve.
This isn't soft serve.
It's that ice cream they sell at the
convenience store that looks like soft serve.
I call it "hard serve."
Oh, really?
I guess you don't get my sense of humor.
Summers in the human realm sure are hot.
What's your problem? You look all gloomy.
It's not like you.
If Pekola went back to Heaven
and you were left here alone,
would you be lonely?
Huh? What brought that on?
And no.
I wouldn't be lonely at all.
I see.
Well, bye.
Wait! What on earth's gotten into you?
If I was left here alone, huh?
I'll go pick on Pekola-sama
before I head home.
I'm back.
Who are you?
Huh?!
Huh?!
Wait, it's you, Yurine?
I didn't recognize you in that costume.
Can you only identify
people by what they wear?
My bad, my bad.
So, why are you wearing that, anyway?
Uh b-because
I just wanted a little change of pace.
What do you think of this outfit?
Hmm It looks sort of cheap.
Like something they'd
sell at a party goods shop.
That figures.
I did get it from a party goods shop.
What is it a costume of, anyway?
Huh? Can't you tell?
It's a devil.
A devil?! More like one of those bacteria
from an illustration about tooth decay!
What would look more like a devil, then?
This.
Oh, right. You're a devil. I forgot.
That's a pretty important detail.
Don't just forget it.
You want me to put on a tail
and go around with my top bare?
No way. I'd humiliate myself.
Apologize to all the people
who cosplayed me at anime cons!
What?
Seeing that cheap costume
is starting to irritate me!
And that's supposed to be a devil?!
It's an insult to devils!
You make one, then.
You're good at that sort of thing, right?
Sure! I'll make a costume for you!
Sewing machine, sewing machine
Just leave it all to me!
All done!
Wow! That's awesome!
You look awesome!
Fine work, if I do say so myself!
It does look pretty cool,
but it exposes so much
Nah, not really!
Maybe not in your mind!
There's also
Ta-da!
I made a cape out of the leftover cloth!
You had that much leftover?
This isn't just any cape.
It's the Pigeon Baron's cape.
The Pigeon Baron?
Pigeon
Baron
Pigeon
Baron
I am the Pigeon Baron.
I'm a very bad guy!
Today, I'll take this bun
that I bought at Savin'
and casually place it in the
bread section at Fanny Mart!
"Why is there Savin' bread at Fanny Mart?!"
The humans will be thoroughly confused!
To Be Continued
Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon!
He really is the coolest!
He wears a mask of a dove, the symbol
of peace, but does all those bad things!
And more than anything,
his cape is so freaking cool!
Uh, I see
I'm gonna put it on right now!
I look so damn cool!
Yeah, okay.
Oh, dear.
This amazingness
must be seen by everyone in Jinbocho!
Stop it. You're embarrassing me.
Come on! Isn't this the coolest thing ever?!
It's so hot!
Hey! What are you doing?!
Don't worry.
Just hold still.
How's that?
I like it! It suits me!
I made you look cute.
Now stay at home and behave yourself.
'Kay!
I really like this!
Oh, I know!
Since we're both dressed up,
let's take a selfie together!
Selfie, selfie!
Say "Nagoya cochin"!
I kinda goofed up on your costume.
You have no boobs,
so I shouldn't have made a design
that emphasizes the chest.
You have nothing to emphasize.
There's so much space here,
it actually looks kinda goofy.
Right?
Huh?
What?
Eisbein!
I just felt annoyed for some reason.
This outfit itself is cute, though.
I like it.
We're back!
Oh?
What's that outfit for,
Yurine-san? It's so cute!
How've you been doing?
Actually, I guess we weren't
away that long, huh?
Oh, your hair looks cute that way!
Y-You're back already?
It was so nice and quiet while you
guys were back in Hell. What a pity.
Aw, listen to you.
Just can't be honest, can you?
Hey!
That's the Pigeon Baron's cape, isn't it?
Let me wear it for a while, too!
Don't zoom the camera out!
With my hair up like this,
you'll see everything!
You're a real pain.
How amusing! How amusing! How amusing!
You guys pick the best souvenirs!
We knew you'd like it!
I'm gla—
Oh, yeah! Aren't you three hungry?
I'm starving!
Since we left Hell in a hurry,
we haven't eaten since this morning.
I'll whip up something tasty right now!
M-My bones
M-My backbone
Okay! I'll help!
Me, too!
Tie me up in back, would you?
Oh, very well!
Ouch
Jashin-chan sure is in a good mood.
Did something good happen?
Well, yes.
All ready!
I'll make whatever you want today, Yurine!
Anything! Just name it!
Okay I'll say curry, then.
I had curry for lunch, though.
Huh?
No fair eating curry without us!
It's not my fault you guys weren't here!
Kyon-kyon, you want to be human, right?
Yes! I want to become
a human as soon as possible!
Undo the curse on your sister first!
Release me from this panda form!
Remind me. Why'd you turn into a panda?
I would've rather been a different animal!
Why?
Like a shoebill, maybe!
It'd be fun to just stand around all day!
Oh, no! Onee-chan turned into a shoebill!
Hmm I think I get it.
This isn't fun at all!
Life just isn't kind, is it?