Kid Cosmic (2021) s01e08 Episode Script

[Kid exclaiming]
[rock music plays]
[Biker in Black]
span style="style2"When a crashed spaceship bestowed Earth
with five Cosmic Stones of Power,
five elite, global super soldiers
banded together to protect the planet
from evil alien invaders
who want to use the stones
to destroy humanity itself.
Earth Force Enforcement Force! Roll call!
Crimson Vision! I see all!
Violet Vanish! I'm outta here!
Golden Swarm! I am many, and many am I!
Blue Behemoth!
[exclaiming]
Emerald Wing! I can fly!
Earth Force Enforcement Force
Planetary protectors ♪
Earth Force Enforcement Force
Weirdo alien rejectors ♪
Call out from planet Earth
Way to the universe ♪
Mess with us, you're gonna get hurt! ♪
Earth Force Enforcement Force ♪
Enforcing the force
Of the Earth Force! ♪
Earth Force Enforcement Force
Enforcing the force of the Earth Force! ♪
Earth Force Enforcement Force 
Enforcing the force of the Earth Force! ♪
Earth Force Enforcement Force
Enforcing the force of the Earth Force! ♪
Earth Force Enforcement Force
Enforcement Force, Enforcement Force ♪
[all] Earth Force Enforcement Force!
The greatest heroes in all the galaxy!
[Emerald Wing] Whoo!span style="style2" That was so boss!
Double V, double boss!
BB, you grow, girl!
Red, so cool!
[sighs] Sorry about your losses
on the battlefield, Golden Swarm.
Losses? Those were only clones, you clown.
What's up, Chief?
What did you call in the Force for?
There's been an increase
in alien activity the past few weeks.
So far, it's mostly been sad-sack
loser aliens who pose no threat at all.
So to make sure the stones were safe
to use, we let the guinea pigs handle it.
[whimsical music plays]
[Biker] span style="style2"Listen up, Earth Force!
Long-range scanners indicate 
there's a large interplanetary armada
headed towards our solar system.
These aliens are tougher,
meaner, and way more dangerous.
And you're the best of the best.
The elite!
And even so,
some of you might not make it back.
These guys are coming for blood!
Human blood!
But your planet needs you. I need you.
And it is our sworn duty
to stop these dirty aliens
and to protect the Earth!
[all chant] Earth Force Enforcement Force!
[alarm wailing]
They're here.
Earth Force Enforcement Force
Planetary protectors! ♪
Make your planet proud.
[sighs] Guess it's time to watch
the span style="style2"real heroes win.
[all bellow]
Hand over the stone or we'll crush you
and your entire pathetic planet!
[rhythmic grunting]
[chuckles] Where does that even work?
Wh-- What?
Your hollow threat?
I assume it works somewhere.
-Some other universe, maybe?
span style="style2"-In a primitive galaxy?
-On some sad little moon.
-Like Saturn!
The thing is, you're on Earth now…
and it don't work here.
[Biker] Yes! Great delivery,
just like we rehearsed.
[bellows]
[Biker] span style="style2"Crimson Vision, Golden Swarm,
Violet Vanish, Emerald Wing,
and Blue Behemoth!
Let's show 'em what the Earth is made of!
Earth Force Enforcement Force!
Go!
-[roars]
-[grunts]
[all grunting]
Watch out, E. Dub! Left side, incoming!
Impact fatal!
Dodge or block in 2.8 seconds!
Looks like you've got me outnumbered.
Then again,
maths was always my weakest subject.
[growling]
[grunts]
Whoo!
Now, let's wrap this up, Earth Force.
[all grunting]
Reinforcements, attack!
[grunts]
Heads up, Double V. Ship at 12 o'clock!
We can do this the easy way
or the hard way.
[all] The easy way! The easy way!
Easy for me, hard for you!
[Crimson Vision] Evil invaders, beware!
-Earth Force…
-Means…
-Earth first!
-Yay!
Yes! That was perfect!
Danger, sir! We got
a huge red alert coming in fast!
[beeping]
-What the heck is this?
-[energy humming]
Creatures of Earth.
I am the mighty,
I am the powerful,
I am Queen Xhan!
And I am formally demanding
that you hand over the Stone of Power!
[gasps]
Double V, tactical reposition five. Now!
[Double Vision]
That should buy us time!
[all yelling]
Ugh! Danger! Danger!
You don't have to announce the danger
when we're already span style="style2"in the danger!
If you surrender now
and hand over the stone,
Queen Xhan shall spare your lives.
But we already won!
Why is there another invasion?
This isn't how it's supposed to go!
Hey, at least there's only one of her!
Exactly!
Ah! Ah!
Ha! It's gonna take a lot more
than some slimy, grimy jelly queen.
Watch out!
Too many dangers at once!
I can't see anything!
Tactical reposition nine!
[grunting]
Ah!
[grunts] I respect their love of violence,
but I hate this!
[computer beeping]
Oh no!
[Violet Vanish] Okay. Yeah,
that is new and terrifying.
Surrender the stone
or risk annihilation protocol.
[Xhan] No! It is span style="style2"you
who shall not get the stones.
Strategy: take out the queen.
She shall not get the stones.
[Xhan yelling]
[grunting]
Cool! Giant robot slash jellyfish fight!
What are you doing?! Stop them!
-Earth…
-Force…
-Enforcement…
-Force!
That's us!
[all cheer]
Watch out!
Enemy identified: Crimson Vision.
Assessment: he has the stone.
Strategy: charge, fight, win.
[roars]
-[Crimson Vision gasps]
-[both] Danger!
[Biker] Who the heck is that guy?!
[alien] People of Earth, attention.
I, Master Wikzon, demand
that you hand over the Stone of-- Ow!
[all] Ow!
Oh, now what?
Be ready! This could be anything.
Don't you know?
[Earth Force gasps]
Meep.
[alien mewling]
Aw, it wants the Stwone of Powah.
[all laughing]
Okay, back to work.
[alien cries]
Grr.
Meep.
Hi.
[growls]
Trust me, you don't wanna go back.
You're not gonna win.
You're not gonna get the stones.
You're just gonna mess up.
-[alien yells]
-Your loss, little--
[roars]
Big guy.
Hold on.
Can it be?
The aliens have the same powers
as the stones!
They don't seem to want
the other stones or the other powers.
Maybe they're only after their own stones!
[gasps]
Uh, come on, it was just here!
[yelps]
Ow, ow, ow!
Here it is!
"Villalien, I am so sorry
for what I have accidentally done to you!
[groans]
I now understand that you were never evil.
You stole the Devastation Blade to help
your planet and save your pathetic people.
For the blade was forged
from a powerful energy ore.
An energy ore
that was taken from your planet!
You weren't the bad guy after all.
You were the good guy all along!"
[energy humming]
[snarls]
[screams]
Oh no!
The Earth heroes don't know
the aliens are good guys.
It's up to me to let them know!
But I'm just a kid.
I don't have any powers.
How am I supposed to help?
[Papa G] span style="style2"Bravery can come
span style="style2"from unexpected places.
[Jo] span style="style2"None of us know what'll happen.
span style="style2"We're all scared.
[Rosa] span style="style2"Yay, Kid!
[Papa G]
span style="style2"The lower you fall, the higher you fly.
[Jo] span style="style2"Just let go
span style="style2"and let's see what happens.
[Papa G] span style="style2"Freakin' out? Breathe it out.
span style="style2"Freakin' out? Breathe it out.
Heroes help, not hurt.
[Tuna Sandwich meows]
[sighs]
Okay. Powers or no powers, heroes help.
[energetic rock music plays]
[Kid yelling]
This is crazy! This is crazy!
Ah! [laughs]
I have no idea what I'm doing!
[screaming]
Wait! Stop fighting!
The aliens aren't evil!
Ah!
The cat's right. He's there!
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna get our rings back.
[Jo] Nope,
some superhero-looking guys have 'em.
What? Let me see.
Oh.
Now what?
[Rosa] We save Kid.
[Jo and Papa G] But how?
[closing theme music plays]
Put your hands in your pocket
Move your arms all around ♪
[indistinct singing]
[vocalizing]
Here comes the gang ♪
[indistinct singing]
[vocalizing]