Kong: King of the Apes (2016) s01e08 Episode Script
Bionic Arms Race
1 - [footsteps thudding.]
- [loud roaring.]
- [dramatic music playing.]
- [panting.]
[chittering.]
Trust me, I'm your friend.
[grunting.]
[Chatter.]
Bawk! Run for your lives! [sirens blaring.]
Finger five on it! [roaring.]
[grunting.]
[growling.]
[roaring.]
[General Berk grunts.]
No one knows who launched it or what it's targeting? And so far, General, the missile's evaded all international defenses.
[General Berk grunts.]
Well, nothing can elude our F-920s.
They'll take it out! [beeping.]
We failed.
[Danny.]
Yo, Kong-O! Ready to test your fighting skills against this awesome holo-game Jonesy made for us? [grunting.]
Okay.
Game on.
[grunting.]
[ninjas grunting.]
[grunting.]
[Danny.]
Remember the moves we taught you! Like this, Kong! Hi-yah! Kung Fu Viper! And Kung Fu Crane! Hyah! [grunts.]
[chuckles.]
Sorry, Kong.
Game over.
You lose.
[pants and grunts.]
Afraid you're gonna need to move a lot faster if you wanna win.
You know what they say, "Survival of the fittest.
" I think Kong's been eating too many of tÃa Anita's banana treats.
[grunting.]
Well, we don't have to worry about any more treats for a while.
TÃa Anita left with Amy to get more supplies.
[hooting.]
Okay, so you ready for another round? [roaring.]
All right! Kong's ready to win! This time, try Kung Fu Tiger! [grunting.]
Or, better yet, Kung Fu Liger! [both laughing.]
[laughing.]
Hey, guys, hold it down for a sec.
There's breaking news.
What's going on? [reporter.]
These startling images are broadcasting from a Coast Guard vessel.
Can't we do something? We'd never get there in time.
[grunting.]
But wait.
Is that a bionobot chasing it down? [all cheering.]
For once, one of Richard's dinosaurs did something good.
It's totally amazing! Yes, amazing how that pterodactyl just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
Able to easily destroy the missile when none of the International Defense Systems could.
[grunting.]
You don't think [both.]
Richard launched it.
The question is why? Let's see what they say.
Countless lives were saved thanks to Dr.
Richard Remy's bionobot.
What would have happened if his dino messed up and didn't stop the missile in time? [sighs.]
- I don't even want to think about that.
- [grunts.]
I just wish there was some way to know for sure that he launched the missile, and if so, what's Richard really up to this time? I'm betting the answers are stored in Botila's robotic head.
- Can you get in? - You know hacking is not my style.
Or mine either, Jonesy.
I know it's wrong, but there may be lives at stake.
We need to know what my brother's really planning.
I'm offering fail-safe protection for us all.
I shudder to think what may have happened if my bionobot hadn't been on training maneuvers.
All those innocent people.
Well, it simply proves that our current military defenses are pitifully obsolete.
But I can offer you the solution.
Ladies and gentlemen behold the future! Botila, now! [screeching.]
[all gasp.]
Look at them.
Like kids in a candy store.
Nice job orchestrating this little demonstration.
Hmm.
A compliment.
I am unable to compute.
[whirring.]
Very funny, Botila.
Stop your Someone is trying to gain access to my data banks.
- Who? - I am unable to trace the source yet.
[all cheering.]
Dr.
Remy, best demonstration I have ever witnessed.
Oh, thank you, General.
Now imagine my bionobots defending our entire country.
Even patrolling our city streets, protecting our citizens, and keeping our police and soldiers out of danger.
Sold! I'll advise the president to order everything you have.
Oh, I have so much to give.
[grunting.]
[laughing.]
Way to go, Kong! But he's still not quite quick enough.
[grunting.]
- [ninjas screaming.]
- [laughing.]
[belching.]
[laughing.]
[laughing.]
Holo-carbs won't slow you down! [chuckles.]
[laughing.]
[reporter.]
It seems every government in the world has orders in for your bionobotic Dino Defense Systems.
After recent events, everyone fears another missile attack.
My creations ensure peace of mind.
Oh, I can't believe this.
Yeah, well, I can't believe how hard it is to get into Botila's head.
But doesn't that defeat the purpose if everyone has it? On the contrary, if everybody is equally armed, then no one will ever dare attack again.
It's simple, really.
Peace through power.
- [whirring.]
- You'll never get in.
[beeping.]
[groans.]
Forget it.
Botila's cyber defenses are stronger than a two-ton gorilla! - [grunting.]
- Kong's a little touchy right now.
You've gotta keep trying, Jonesy.
At this rate, you'll soon be the richest person alive.
[laughing.]
Money is the last thing on my mind.
My goal is world peace.
[groans.]
Your bro already has advanced tech at his fingertips.
I can't imagine how dangerous he'll be with unlimited wealth, too.
Hmm.
If it was just about the money, he could've robbed the Federal Reserve.
This feels like it's about something much bigger.
[whirring.]
Our production lines are already running at maximum capacity.
As sales increase, we are struggling to keep up with demand.
Who cares? My bionobots are already stationed in enough countries.
Not that they will able to defend against what I have in mind for them.
[chuckles.]
[soldier laughs.]
Looks like we may be out of a job soon.
[General Berk.]
They're laying off police - now that bionobots patrol the city.
- [growling.]
- [boy laughing.]
- [girl.]
Race you to the jungle gym! [low growling.]
- [girl.]
Mommy, is it an earthquake? - [all gasping.]
[growling.]
[tires screeching.]
[growls.]
Oh, it's one of those police dinosaurs we saw on TV.
Yes, yes, it's wonderful, Timmy.
Now let's just let it do its job.
[sirens wailing.]
- [both laughing.]
- [Kong grunting.]
News says Richard's bionobots are at military bases around the world now.
They're even policing major cities, including ours.
I wish I knew what he was really up to.
What aren't we seeing? Lucky's got pretty good technique.
Yeah, Crouching Liger, Hidden Dragonfly! - Richard's hand in it.
- Say what? Once his dinos are in position around the world, Richard steps in and takes control of them.
Creating his own new world order! [Lukas sighs.]
I hope not.
My brother's idea of a perfect world is all super-machines and technology.
Goodbye, Mother Nature.
And Kong, and us, too.
We need to find a way to show the world that Richard, or at least his bionobots, can't be trusted.
Hmm Botila's network is impossible to remotely access.
But maybe if I could get a peek inside a dino's control panel, I could figure out a way to shut them all down.
Kong! Suit up! Looks like it's time to test your new Kung Fu training! [whispering.]
You're supposed to be in Kung Fu Viper stealth mode.
As in silent as a ninja, not a giant cookie monstro.
[chuckles.]
But not too quiet.
We need Kong to flush out the dino so I can get into its head.
I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
[roaring.]
[roaring.]
Remember your training! [roaring.]
Use Kung Fu Crane! No! That's Kung Fu Liger! I mean Tiger, try [roaring.]
- Kung Fu Viper! - [grunts.]
[groans.]
You're confusing him.
[growling.]
Wow.
What kinda Kung Fu was that? That, my friends, is called Kong Fu! You go, brother! [roaring.]
Good job, but now I think you better keep it down in case the Too late! [snarling.]
[roaring.]
[roaring.]
[Lukas.]
So what do you think, Jonesy? I think Richard programed a fail-safe - in case anyone tries this! - [beeping.]
Run! [both groan.]
[sighs.]
Nothing left to do here.
Time to go, bro! [grunting.]
Smooth moves, big guy! Now let's make like a Kung Fu Crane and fly! [Botila.]
It would appear Mr.
Jones is attempting to alter the unit's programing.
Why are they always meddling? It would not take a rocket scientist to deduce your ultimate goal is not really world peace.
Remind me to deactivate your sarcasm module.
It doesn't matter.
They're too late.
My army of bionobots is already in position around the world.
Within 24 hours, I will possess absolute and unchallenged global domination.
[sighs.]
There has to be something we can do to stop Richard.
No way Kong can take on dinos all around the world.
There still might be a way but it's not gonna be easy.
[grunting.]
Is it ever? Gotta figure all Richard's bionobots are linked to a central command console.
- That could be anywhere.
- Sure.
But I bet it's somewhere close to Richard.
Somewhere safe, like his walking, talking command center.
[all.]
Botila.
Right.
So We're running out of time.
Richard's machines are in position to take over the world unless we can stop them.
- So what are we waiting for? - Yeah, piece of cake.
Yo, Kong-O, ready to roll? [grunting.]
[Jonesy.]
Botila! I know you can hear me! Time for a showdown.
Just you and me.
But I did bring my pal, Kong, just in case you decide you can't take me without dino backup.
I can take him with one hand.
Use two and all the dinosaurs left on the island.
I want Kong and company eliminated once and for all.
Then no one can stop me.
Ordering all units to attack Kong now! Okay, bro, you know what you need to do, right? [grunting.]
[screeching.]
Guess facing me alone was too much for you, Botila! - Oh, you're all mine, Mr.
Jones.
- [screeching.]
[grunting.]
[roaring.]
- Whoa! - Look out! Watch it! - [Danny.]
Duck! - [Panchi.]
Ahhh! Come on, we better take cover down here - Too late! - [growling.]
Hang on! Whoa! Hanging on! Don't want to become dino chow! Lucky these guys can't climb.
Yeah, but that slimy giant squid thingy can! Any time now, Kong! [grunting.]
[grunting.]
[grunts.]
Calculating speed of descent.
My titanium shell may not withstand - [roars.]
- [Lukas.]
Good save, bud! For once, I concur.
Kong! Take out the other two flying dinos so Jonesy can get to work.
Hurry, Kong! We've got company! [Kong roaring.]
[grunts.]
Put me down, you big [roaring.]
Primitive, but understood.
[roaring.]
[screeching.]
[screeching.]
Awesome Kong Fu move! Yo, Kong! Bring me up so I can get to work on Botila! Hold out your arm and open your control panel.
- Never.
- Look, either you cooperate, Ms.
Bot, or my friend Kong here puts the squeeze on that titanium shell of yours.
[grunting.]
Fine.
But good luck figuring out the self-destruct code in time.
Worth a try.
[Lukas.]
Now or never, Jonesy! [grunting.]
Right, no pressure.
Maybe if I try this [chuckles.]
Whoops.
Not again! [laughing.]
Somebody catch it! Huh? I got it! Oh, yuck! [grunts.]
We have her, Jonesy! In your dreams! [straining.]
Give Jonesy the code or you're going down, too.
Now, Botila! [sighs.]
TR2050-BOTIL A.
[both scream.]
[electricity crackling.]
[screeching.]
[growling.]
[roaring.]
[General Berk.]
I certainly hope we can get our money back.
Otherwise, all we've got is a very expensive dinosaur junkyard.
Reports are coming in from around the world that all your defense systems have completely failed.
What can I say? They were hacked.
It's a scary state of affairs that even the most highly advanced tech in the world isn't safe from vicious cyber-attacks.
Well, humiliation aside this must be costing you a fortune.
No comment.
- Okay, that's a first.
- [both laugh.]
[all laughing.]
Who wants some of Anita's super-healthy banana treats? [grunting.]
[Panchi.]
It's okay, Kong.
Turns out tÃa Anita makes all her treats without any sugar.
Just fresh bananas.
Besides, you totally proved you're super-fit.
That's for sure.
Hey, buddy! Teach me some of your Kong Fu moves? [laughs.]
[grunting.]
- Me, too.
- Hey, I'm in! I coulda used them with Botila.
[laughs.]
I wonder if Richard knows what really brought his new world order down.
[Richard.]
How could you let this happen? I was on the verge of becoming so rich I could have bought every last natural resource on the planet to make my bionics.
Thanks to my unprecedented legal mind, the contracts were titanium-clad.
No refunds.
- No refunds? - Correct.
Did I get my head back on straight? [laughs.]
Kong and his crew certainly made a mockery out of you.
What are you talking about? They will pay.
Yes, they will.
Because I am now wealthy enough to make all my dreams come true.
Thanks to me.
Including finally finishing off my brother's filthy ape.
And I know exactly how we are going to do it.
[upbeat music playing.]
- [loud roaring.]
- [dramatic music playing.]
- [panting.]
[chittering.]
Trust me, I'm your friend.
[grunting.]
[Chatter.]
Bawk! Run for your lives! [sirens blaring.]
Finger five on it! [roaring.]
[grunting.]
[growling.]
[roaring.]
[General Berk grunts.]
No one knows who launched it or what it's targeting? And so far, General, the missile's evaded all international defenses.
[General Berk grunts.]
Well, nothing can elude our F-920s.
They'll take it out! [beeping.]
We failed.
[Danny.]
Yo, Kong-O! Ready to test your fighting skills against this awesome holo-game Jonesy made for us? [grunting.]
Okay.
Game on.
[grunting.]
[ninjas grunting.]
[grunting.]
[Danny.]
Remember the moves we taught you! Like this, Kong! Hi-yah! Kung Fu Viper! And Kung Fu Crane! Hyah! [grunts.]
[chuckles.]
Sorry, Kong.
Game over.
You lose.
[pants and grunts.]
Afraid you're gonna need to move a lot faster if you wanna win.
You know what they say, "Survival of the fittest.
" I think Kong's been eating too many of tÃa Anita's banana treats.
[grunting.]
Well, we don't have to worry about any more treats for a while.
TÃa Anita left with Amy to get more supplies.
[hooting.]
Okay, so you ready for another round? [roaring.]
All right! Kong's ready to win! This time, try Kung Fu Tiger! [grunting.]
Or, better yet, Kung Fu Liger! [both laughing.]
[laughing.]
Hey, guys, hold it down for a sec.
There's breaking news.
What's going on? [reporter.]
These startling images are broadcasting from a Coast Guard vessel.
Can't we do something? We'd never get there in time.
[grunting.]
But wait.
Is that a bionobot chasing it down? [all cheering.]
For once, one of Richard's dinosaurs did something good.
It's totally amazing! Yes, amazing how that pterodactyl just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
Able to easily destroy the missile when none of the International Defense Systems could.
[grunting.]
You don't think [both.]
Richard launched it.
The question is why? Let's see what they say.
Countless lives were saved thanks to Dr.
Richard Remy's bionobot.
What would have happened if his dino messed up and didn't stop the missile in time? [sighs.]
- I don't even want to think about that.
- [grunts.]
I just wish there was some way to know for sure that he launched the missile, and if so, what's Richard really up to this time? I'm betting the answers are stored in Botila's robotic head.
- Can you get in? - You know hacking is not my style.
Or mine either, Jonesy.
I know it's wrong, but there may be lives at stake.
We need to know what my brother's really planning.
I'm offering fail-safe protection for us all.
I shudder to think what may have happened if my bionobot hadn't been on training maneuvers.
All those innocent people.
Well, it simply proves that our current military defenses are pitifully obsolete.
But I can offer you the solution.
Ladies and gentlemen behold the future! Botila, now! [screeching.]
[all gasp.]
Look at them.
Like kids in a candy store.
Nice job orchestrating this little demonstration.
Hmm.
A compliment.
I am unable to compute.
[whirring.]
Very funny, Botila.
Stop your Someone is trying to gain access to my data banks.
- Who? - I am unable to trace the source yet.
[all cheering.]
Dr.
Remy, best demonstration I have ever witnessed.
Oh, thank you, General.
Now imagine my bionobots defending our entire country.
Even patrolling our city streets, protecting our citizens, and keeping our police and soldiers out of danger.
Sold! I'll advise the president to order everything you have.
Oh, I have so much to give.
[grunting.]
[laughing.]
Way to go, Kong! But he's still not quite quick enough.
[grunting.]
- [ninjas screaming.]
- [laughing.]
[belching.]
[laughing.]
[laughing.]
Holo-carbs won't slow you down! [chuckles.]
[laughing.]
[reporter.]
It seems every government in the world has orders in for your bionobotic Dino Defense Systems.
After recent events, everyone fears another missile attack.
My creations ensure peace of mind.
Oh, I can't believe this.
Yeah, well, I can't believe how hard it is to get into Botila's head.
But doesn't that defeat the purpose if everyone has it? On the contrary, if everybody is equally armed, then no one will ever dare attack again.
It's simple, really.
Peace through power.
- [whirring.]
- You'll never get in.
[beeping.]
[groans.]
Forget it.
Botila's cyber defenses are stronger than a two-ton gorilla! - [grunting.]
- Kong's a little touchy right now.
You've gotta keep trying, Jonesy.
At this rate, you'll soon be the richest person alive.
[laughing.]
Money is the last thing on my mind.
My goal is world peace.
[groans.]
Your bro already has advanced tech at his fingertips.
I can't imagine how dangerous he'll be with unlimited wealth, too.
Hmm.
If it was just about the money, he could've robbed the Federal Reserve.
This feels like it's about something much bigger.
[whirring.]
Our production lines are already running at maximum capacity.
As sales increase, we are struggling to keep up with demand.
Who cares? My bionobots are already stationed in enough countries.
Not that they will able to defend against what I have in mind for them.
[chuckles.]
[soldier laughs.]
Looks like we may be out of a job soon.
[General Berk.]
They're laying off police - now that bionobots patrol the city.
- [growling.]
- [boy laughing.]
- [girl.]
Race you to the jungle gym! [low growling.]
- [girl.]
Mommy, is it an earthquake? - [all gasping.]
[growling.]
[tires screeching.]
[growls.]
Oh, it's one of those police dinosaurs we saw on TV.
Yes, yes, it's wonderful, Timmy.
Now let's just let it do its job.
[sirens wailing.]
- [both laughing.]
- [Kong grunting.]
News says Richard's bionobots are at military bases around the world now.
They're even policing major cities, including ours.
I wish I knew what he was really up to.
What aren't we seeing? Lucky's got pretty good technique.
Yeah, Crouching Liger, Hidden Dragonfly! - Richard's hand in it.
- Say what? Once his dinos are in position around the world, Richard steps in and takes control of them.
Creating his own new world order! [Lukas sighs.]
I hope not.
My brother's idea of a perfect world is all super-machines and technology.
Goodbye, Mother Nature.
And Kong, and us, too.
We need to find a way to show the world that Richard, or at least his bionobots, can't be trusted.
Hmm Botila's network is impossible to remotely access.
But maybe if I could get a peek inside a dino's control panel, I could figure out a way to shut them all down.
Kong! Suit up! Looks like it's time to test your new Kung Fu training! [whispering.]
You're supposed to be in Kung Fu Viper stealth mode.
As in silent as a ninja, not a giant cookie monstro.
[chuckles.]
But not too quiet.
We need Kong to flush out the dino so I can get into its head.
I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
[roaring.]
[roaring.]
Remember your training! [roaring.]
Use Kung Fu Crane! No! That's Kung Fu Liger! I mean Tiger, try [roaring.]
- Kung Fu Viper! - [grunts.]
[groans.]
You're confusing him.
[growling.]
Wow.
What kinda Kung Fu was that? That, my friends, is called Kong Fu! You go, brother! [roaring.]
Good job, but now I think you better keep it down in case the Too late! [snarling.]
[roaring.]
[roaring.]
[Lukas.]
So what do you think, Jonesy? I think Richard programed a fail-safe - in case anyone tries this! - [beeping.]
Run! [both groan.]
[sighs.]
Nothing left to do here.
Time to go, bro! [grunting.]
Smooth moves, big guy! Now let's make like a Kung Fu Crane and fly! [Botila.]
It would appear Mr.
Jones is attempting to alter the unit's programing.
Why are they always meddling? It would not take a rocket scientist to deduce your ultimate goal is not really world peace.
Remind me to deactivate your sarcasm module.
It doesn't matter.
They're too late.
My army of bionobots is already in position around the world.
Within 24 hours, I will possess absolute and unchallenged global domination.
[sighs.]
There has to be something we can do to stop Richard.
No way Kong can take on dinos all around the world.
There still might be a way but it's not gonna be easy.
[grunting.]
Is it ever? Gotta figure all Richard's bionobots are linked to a central command console.
- That could be anywhere.
- Sure.
But I bet it's somewhere close to Richard.
Somewhere safe, like his walking, talking command center.
[all.]
Botila.
Right.
So We're running out of time.
Richard's machines are in position to take over the world unless we can stop them.
- So what are we waiting for? - Yeah, piece of cake.
Yo, Kong-O, ready to roll? [grunting.]
[Jonesy.]
Botila! I know you can hear me! Time for a showdown.
Just you and me.
But I did bring my pal, Kong, just in case you decide you can't take me without dino backup.
I can take him with one hand.
Use two and all the dinosaurs left on the island.
I want Kong and company eliminated once and for all.
Then no one can stop me.
Ordering all units to attack Kong now! Okay, bro, you know what you need to do, right? [grunting.]
[screeching.]
Guess facing me alone was too much for you, Botila! - Oh, you're all mine, Mr.
Jones.
- [screeching.]
[grunting.]
[roaring.]
- Whoa! - Look out! Watch it! - [Danny.]
Duck! - [Panchi.]
Ahhh! Come on, we better take cover down here - Too late! - [growling.]
Hang on! Whoa! Hanging on! Don't want to become dino chow! Lucky these guys can't climb.
Yeah, but that slimy giant squid thingy can! Any time now, Kong! [grunting.]
[grunting.]
[grunts.]
Calculating speed of descent.
My titanium shell may not withstand - [roars.]
- [Lukas.]
Good save, bud! For once, I concur.
Kong! Take out the other two flying dinos so Jonesy can get to work.
Hurry, Kong! We've got company! [Kong roaring.]
[grunts.]
Put me down, you big [roaring.]
Primitive, but understood.
[roaring.]
[screeching.]
[screeching.]
Awesome Kong Fu move! Yo, Kong! Bring me up so I can get to work on Botila! Hold out your arm and open your control panel.
- Never.
- Look, either you cooperate, Ms.
Bot, or my friend Kong here puts the squeeze on that titanium shell of yours.
[grunting.]
Fine.
But good luck figuring out the self-destruct code in time.
Worth a try.
[Lukas.]
Now or never, Jonesy! [grunting.]
Right, no pressure.
Maybe if I try this [chuckles.]
Whoops.
Not again! [laughing.]
Somebody catch it! Huh? I got it! Oh, yuck! [grunts.]
We have her, Jonesy! In your dreams! [straining.]
Give Jonesy the code or you're going down, too.
Now, Botila! [sighs.]
TR2050-BOTIL A.
[both scream.]
[electricity crackling.]
[screeching.]
[growling.]
[roaring.]
[General Berk.]
I certainly hope we can get our money back.
Otherwise, all we've got is a very expensive dinosaur junkyard.
Reports are coming in from around the world that all your defense systems have completely failed.
What can I say? They were hacked.
It's a scary state of affairs that even the most highly advanced tech in the world isn't safe from vicious cyber-attacks.
Well, humiliation aside this must be costing you a fortune.
No comment.
- Okay, that's a first.
- [both laugh.]
[all laughing.]
Who wants some of Anita's super-healthy banana treats? [grunting.]
[Panchi.]
It's okay, Kong.
Turns out tÃa Anita makes all her treats without any sugar.
Just fresh bananas.
Besides, you totally proved you're super-fit.
That's for sure.
Hey, buddy! Teach me some of your Kong Fu moves? [laughs.]
[grunting.]
- Me, too.
- Hey, I'm in! I coulda used them with Botila.
[laughs.]
I wonder if Richard knows what really brought his new world order down.
[Richard.]
How could you let this happen? I was on the verge of becoming so rich I could have bought every last natural resource on the planet to make my bionics.
Thanks to my unprecedented legal mind, the contracts were titanium-clad.
No refunds.
- No refunds? - Correct.
Did I get my head back on straight? [laughs.]
Kong and his crew certainly made a mockery out of you.
What are you talking about? They will pay.
Yes, they will.
Because I am now wealthy enough to make all my dreams come true.
Thanks to me.
Including finally finishing off my brother's filthy ape.
And I know exactly how we are going to do it.
[upbeat music playing.]