Lip Sync Battle (2015) s01e08 Episode Script
Derek Hough vs. Julianne Hough
Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ohhhhhhh well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah and I'm your boy, your 20th century toy Give it up for our knockout host, LL Cool J.
Hands up, hands up! Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle.
" You know what it is.
You've seen it on TV.
You've seen it online.
You've seen it everywhere.
Game is simple.
Two stars perform two songs, each while trying to outsync and outpsyche their opponent.
Then the audience decides who wins, all right? All right.
Now, look, the battle is personal.
The stars are in it to win it.
You're gonna hear all types of music, from rock to hip-hop to east coast, west coast, R&B, hipster, old-school, country, you name it.
"Lip Sync Battle" got it, all right? Here to help me tonight, as always, is our color commentator, the lovely, the talented, my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
Yeah! Go, Chrissy! Go, Chrissy! The stars know why they're here to win.
And what do they want to win? The lip sync belt.
Chrissy, can you show them the belt? Look at this belt.
I mean, it's pretty fantastic.
I got to say, it's heavy as [Bleep.]
.
Yeah, there you go.
Are you ready? Let's welcome our performers.
First up, a two-time champion on "Dancing With the Stars" Julianne Hough! Unbelievable.
And her opponent, a five-time champion on "Dancing With the Stars" Derek Hough! Look at that look, that mean mug.
Unbelievable.
He's focused, ready for war.
Look at her.
She is serious.
Okay.
This is gonna get ugly.
All right, so so, we asked Derek who should go first, and, like the gentleman he is, he graciously said he should.
- Typical.
- Yeah.
And so it begins.
Julianne, you can have a seat, of course.
This is your chance for a little sibling revenge.
What's your first song? My first song is a song my mother used to sing to me as a child.
And what song would that be? Macklemore, "Can't Hold Us Down.
" Aww.
It's a beautiful song.
It's beautiful.
She she does a way better job than I do, but I'm gonna try to do a good job for her.
All right, well, fake rapping his way into America's hearts is Derek Hough with "Can't Hold Us"! Yeah! Let's go! All right.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
return of the mack, get 'em, what it is, what it does what it is, what it isn't lookin' for a better way to get up out of bed instead of getting on the Internet and checking a new hit get up, thrift shop, pimp strut walking little bit of humble, little bit of cautious somewhere between like Rocky and Cosby sweater game, nope, nope, y'all can't copy yup, bad, moonwalking, this here is our party my posse's been on Broadway and we did it our way, grown music I shed my skin and put my bones into everything I record to it and yet I'm on let that stage light go and shine on down got that Bob Barker suit game and Plinko in my style money, stay on my craft and stick around for those pounds Pass the torch and put on for my town trust me, on my i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t [Bleep.]
hustlin', spread it across the country labels out here, nah, they can't tell me nothin' We give it to the people, spread it across the country can we go back? This is the moment tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us like the ceiling can't hold us can we go back? This is the moment tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over so we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us like the ceiling can't hold us Oh, my god.
Move over, Ryan Lewis! How do you think you did? Um, perfect.
You did perfect.
No, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, yeah, I thought instead of the drop mike at the end, I'd just do a face face drop instead.
It was good.
It was pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- That was excellent.
- Thank you.
Yes.
So, Julianne, what do you think about your big brother, here? Well, I feel like you pulled out all your stops with your pelvic thrusts and all of that stuff.
That's your move.
That's not even fair.
It's my move.
This is a lip-syncing contest.
There was a lot of pelvic thrusting, and a lot of - Derek, have a seat over there.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
That was a long stare, bro.
That was weird.
No, no, look.
All right, all right, hold up.
Trust me, it wasn't that long.
Julianne, come on over.
Julianne.
Yes.
Pretty tough act to follow I mean, you know, backflip to the face? No, I got to be honest, I don't think I can do that in this skirt, so Pretty impressive.
So, what song did you choose? What song? Well, I picked a song that both men and women can speak to, because we all like to do a little shake, shake.
And, you know, I, uh I thought it'd be really appropriate for me to do this in front of my brother, so I'm gonna do Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass.
" It's a'ight.
Okay, fakin' it and shakin' it all the way to the top Julianne Hough with "All About That Bass.
" Because you know I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass bass, bass, bass, bass yeah, it's pretty clear I ain't no size two but I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do 'cause I got that boom-boom that all the boys chase - Whoo! - All the right junk in all the right places I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop we know that [Bleep.]
ain't real come on now, make it stop if you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up 'cause every inch of you is perfect - from the bottom to the top - Whoo! yeah, my mama she told me, "don't worry about your size" she says, "boys like a little more booty to hold at night" you know, I won't be no stick-figure silicone Barbie doll so if that's what you're into, then go ahead and move along because you know I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass Hey! Wait, first of all, how'd you pull this off? You're supposed to be lip-syncing, - and you brought out the real - I know! How lucky am I, by the way? - Holy cow! - Hey, guys.
Meghan, what did you think of Julianne's performance? I couldn't keep up.
I was like, "whoa, we're doing this now.
Okay.
" She's amazing.
She's perfect.
She's a superstar.
I just got to get the booty, though, so I just used that.
It was cute.
Meghan Trainor, ladies and gentlemen! Hey, thank you.
Thank you very much.
I love you.
Derek, what did you think of little sister's show? - What did I think? - Yeah.
It was wildly inappropriate.
And I'm I just call disqualification.
I mean, it's you know, you can't do the real thing.
Meghan, I thought we were friends.
She came she yeah.
Well, Julianne, have a seat in our almost-V.
I.
P.
lounge.
Almost.
Okay.
It's the very important pretenders when I'm in it.
All right.
Now, Chrissy, you saw it.
- I did see it.
- What's your opinion? As a female, I enjoyed watching Julianne.
No, no.
I'm just kidding.
No.
My husband's here, so I didn't want to say it, but, Derek, I liked the thrusting, okay? I liked the thrusting.
Thank you.
I just love that they're so sweet-looking, and I just got bass and and Treble.
A little treble, little bass.
thrusts and treble everything.
Midrange ain't bad, either.
Coming up, more of Hough versus Hough in the family grudge match.
We'll be right back with more of "Lip Sync Battle.
" Can we go back? This is the moment tonight is the night Can we go back? This is the moment tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Now, it's all on the line in round two.
One Hough will have a championship belt and bragging rights for the next 50 years.
Now, Derek he spent years becoming a great dancer, but it's nothing compared to his preparation for tonight.
Let's check it out.
Focus.
Ooh! Ow.
For years, I've been training as a dancer, but tonight, I am a lip-sync competitor.
Yeah.
One of those times when you realize, you're like, "what did I get myself into?" You're like, "wait, what am I doing?" I'm a little nervous, no lie.
Don't even know the words to these songs.
But it doesn't even matter, because that's how good I am.
I'll go out there, and I'm just gonna be like, "watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.
" _ And you'll be like, "whoa, he's he's just perfect.
" It's not just about the mouth movement or the syncing of the words you're singing.
It's the connection with audience, and it's the way you look at the camera.
You felt that.
I know.
Party girls don't get hurt can't feel anything, when will I learn? I push it down, push it down I'm the one "for a good time, call" phone's blowin' up, ringin' my doorbell I feel the love, feel the love one, two, three, one, two, three, drink one, two, three, one, two, three, drink one, two, three, one, two, three, drink throw 'em back till I lose count I'm gonna swing from the chandelier from the chandelier I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night feel my tears as they dry I'm gonna swing from the chandelier from the chandelier but I'm holding on for dear life won't look down, won't open my eyes keep my glass full until morning light 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight on for tonight, on for tonight 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight oh, I'm just holding on for tonight on for tonight, on for tonight So, is "Chandelier" your new anthem? Yeah.
Oh, man, it always has been.
It's been in my head for a long time.
I'm finally glad she came out with it.
Yeah.
So so, Julianne, i if you win, how many years before Derek, you know, lives this down? Even if I don't win, he's never living this down.
That was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
All right.
Will Julianne be able to dance her way to the top, or has Derek permanently hijacked the lead? We'll be right back on "Lip Sync Battle.
" I'm gonna swing Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We in the middle of round two.
Each star got a blank check to create the most showstopping number ever.
This is their final shot to conquer their opponent.
Let's take a look at how Julianne prepared for the biggest competition of her life.
I got to be honest.
I just picked up a mike.
What was that? Performing and actually singing is way less terrifying than lip-syncing in front of these people.
_ _ _ Winning this competition, for me, is probably the most important thing in history because the rivalry between Derek and I I judge him on "Dancing With the Stars.
" He says it's because those who can't do judge.
Are we good? We're done? Cameras off? Cool.
Yeah, I'm gonna kick his [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
He is so going down [Bleep.]
.
Ballsack.
Yeah.
Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world Akon you don't know how to express yourself, so and lonely island you just gotta sing I just had sex and it felt so good felt so good a woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had sex and I'll never go back to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great it felt so good when I did it with my penis a girl let me do it, it literally just happened havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest you'll never guess where I just came from, I had sex if I had to describe the feelin', it was the best when I had the sex, man, my penis felt great and I called my parents right after I was done so this one's dedicated to them girls that let us flop around on top of them if you're near or far, whether short or tall we wanna think you all for lettin' us [Bleep.]
you she kept lookin' at her watch doesn't matter, had sex but I cried the whole time doesn't matter, had sex I think she might have been a racist doesn't matter, had sex she put a bag on my head still counts I just had sex and my dreams came true so if you've had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me I just had sex everybody sing and it felt so good we all had sex a woman let me put my penis inside of her I wanna tell the world I just had sex I just had sex and I'll never go back no, no, no! To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past so great I think we need to reshoot that.
I think we need another take.
Julianne.
How do you think you did? I think I pretty much nailed it, but Yeah.
I don't know.
What do you guys think? We did all right? I'm straight-up traumatized right now.
Don't act like you've never seen that before.
I mean, not from me, but - What does that mean?! - Julianne, have a seat.
- What does that mean? - Have a seat, Julianne.
Have a seat.
Chrissy, what do you think? What did you think? We can never go back to Utah, kid.
Wow.
I loved it way too much.
It was on and poppin'.
Like, John's gonna love how much I loved that.
We'll be right back to see which Hough takes home the grand prize.
I just had sex I just had sex and it felt so good felt so good We're back with the finale of tonight's "Lip Sync Battle.
" You've seen great performances in lip-sync-etry, and it's almost time for the audience to choose the winner.
Chrissy, the belt, please.
Audience, it's up to you.
All right? And now the moment has come.
Was it Julianne? Or Was it Derek? And the winner and "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Julianne Hough! You are the new "Lip Sync Battle" champion! Ladies and gentlemen, Julianne Hough.
Take a walk, champion.
Okay.
Now Yes.
This is going on my mantelpiece.
Mantelpiece on my fireplace.
Oh, yes.
That is actually a very nice belt.
- You must - It's really nice.
Yeah.
I'm gonna wear this with my jeans.
All right, do you have anything to say to your sister? Um, no, except for good job.
But seriously, don't ever do that again.
Don't ever do that again.
Okay.
What if he wants a rematch? Bring it.
Uh-oh.
I will win again.
I don't know how much lower you can go than that, girl.
That was pretty Derek and Julianne made tonight so much fun.
Make sure you tune in for our next "Lip Sync Battle.
" I'm LL Cool J, and from me, the voice of the people, Chrissy Teigen, and the entire "Lip Sync Battle" crew, good night, everybody.
And remember, knock 'em out the box, Rick.
Knock 'em out, Rick.
I just had sex and I'll never go back to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past she kept lookin' at her watch doesn't matter, had sex but I cried the whole time doesn't matter, had
Hands up, hands up! Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle.
" You know what it is.
You've seen it on TV.
You've seen it online.
You've seen it everywhere.
Game is simple.
Two stars perform two songs, each while trying to outsync and outpsyche their opponent.
Then the audience decides who wins, all right? All right.
Now, look, the battle is personal.
The stars are in it to win it.
You're gonna hear all types of music, from rock to hip-hop to east coast, west coast, R&B, hipster, old-school, country, you name it.
"Lip Sync Battle" got it, all right? Here to help me tonight, as always, is our color commentator, the lovely, the talented, my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
Yeah! Go, Chrissy! Go, Chrissy! The stars know why they're here to win.
And what do they want to win? The lip sync belt.
Chrissy, can you show them the belt? Look at this belt.
I mean, it's pretty fantastic.
I got to say, it's heavy as [Bleep.]
.
Yeah, there you go.
Are you ready? Let's welcome our performers.
First up, a two-time champion on "Dancing With the Stars" Julianne Hough! Unbelievable.
And her opponent, a five-time champion on "Dancing With the Stars" Derek Hough! Look at that look, that mean mug.
Unbelievable.
He's focused, ready for war.
Look at her.
She is serious.
Okay.
This is gonna get ugly.
All right, so so, we asked Derek who should go first, and, like the gentleman he is, he graciously said he should.
- Typical.
- Yeah.
And so it begins.
Julianne, you can have a seat, of course.
This is your chance for a little sibling revenge.
What's your first song? My first song is a song my mother used to sing to me as a child.
And what song would that be? Macklemore, "Can't Hold Us Down.
" Aww.
It's a beautiful song.
It's beautiful.
She she does a way better job than I do, but I'm gonna try to do a good job for her.
All right, well, fake rapping his way into America's hearts is Derek Hough with "Can't Hold Us"! Yeah! Let's go! All right.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
return of the mack, get 'em, what it is, what it does what it is, what it isn't lookin' for a better way to get up out of bed instead of getting on the Internet and checking a new hit get up, thrift shop, pimp strut walking little bit of humble, little bit of cautious somewhere between like Rocky and Cosby sweater game, nope, nope, y'all can't copy yup, bad, moonwalking, this here is our party my posse's been on Broadway and we did it our way, grown music I shed my skin and put my bones into everything I record to it and yet I'm on let that stage light go and shine on down got that Bob Barker suit game and Plinko in my style money, stay on my craft and stick around for those pounds Pass the torch and put on for my town trust me, on my i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t [Bleep.]
hustlin', spread it across the country labels out here, nah, they can't tell me nothin' We give it to the people, spread it across the country can we go back? This is the moment tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us like the ceiling can't hold us can we go back? This is the moment tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over so we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold us like the ceiling can't hold us Oh, my god.
Move over, Ryan Lewis! How do you think you did? Um, perfect.
You did perfect.
No, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, yeah, I thought instead of the drop mike at the end, I'd just do a face face drop instead.
It was good.
It was pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- That was excellent.
- Thank you.
Yes.
So, Julianne, what do you think about your big brother, here? Well, I feel like you pulled out all your stops with your pelvic thrusts and all of that stuff.
That's your move.
That's not even fair.
It's my move.
This is a lip-syncing contest.
There was a lot of pelvic thrusting, and a lot of - Derek, have a seat over there.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
That was a long stare, bro.
That was weird.
No, no, look.
All right, all right, hold up.
Trust me, it wasn't that long.
Julianne, come on over.
Julianne.
Yes.
Pretty tough act to follow I mean, you know, backflip to the face? No, I got to be honest, I don't think I can do that in this skirt, so Pretty impressive.
So, what song did you choose? What song? Well, I picked a song that both men and women can speak to, because we all like to do a little shake, shake.
And, you know, I, uh I thought it'd be really appropriate for me to do this in front of my brother, so I'm gonna do Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass.
" It's a'ight.
Okay, fakin' it and shakin' it all the way to the top Julianne Hough with "All About That Bass.
" Because you know I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass bass, bass, bass, bass yeah, it's pretty clear I ain't no size two but I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do 'cause I got that boom-boom that all the boys chase - Whoo! - All the right junk in all the right places I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop we know that [Bleep.]
ain't real come on now, make it stop if you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up 'cause every inch of you is perfect - from the bottom to the top - Whoo! yeah, my mama she told me, "don't worry about your size" she says, "boys like a little more booty to hold at night" you know, I won't be no stick-figure silicone Barbie doll so if that's what you're into, then go ahead and move along because you know I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass Hey! Wait, first of all, how'd you pull this off? You're supposed to be lip-syncing, - and you brought out the real - I know! How lucky am I, by the way? - Holy cow! - Hey, guys.
Meghan, what did you think of Julianne's performance? I couldn't keep up.
I was like, "whoa, we're doing this now.
Okay.
" She's amazing.
She's perfect.
She's a superstar.
I just got to get the booty, though, so I just used that.
It was cute.
Meghan Trainor, ladies and gentlemen! Hey, thank you.
Thank you very much.
I love you.
Derek, what did you think of little sister's show? - What did I think? - Yeah.
It was wildly inappropriate.
And I'm I just call disqualification.
I mean, it's you know, you can't do the real thing.
Meghan, I thought we were friends.
She came she yeah.
Well, Julianne, have a seat in our almost-V.
I.
P.
lounge.
Almost.
Okay.
It's the very important pretenders when I'm in it.
All right.
Now, Chrissy, you saw it.
- I did see it.
- What's your opinion? As a female, I enjoyed watching Julianne.
No, no.
I'm just kidding.
No.
My husband's here, so I didn't want to say it, but, Derek, I liked the thrusting, okay? I liked the thrusting.
Thank you.
I just love that they're so sweet-looking, and I just got bass and and Treble.
A little treble, little bass.
thrusts and treble everything.
Midrange ain't bad, either.
Coming up, more of Hough versus Hough in the family grudge match.
We'll be right back with more of "Lip Sync Battle.
" Can we go back? This is the moment tonight is the night Can we go back? This is the moment tonight is the night, we'll fight till it's over Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Now, it's all on the line in round two.
One Hough will have a championship belt and bragging rights for the next 50 years.
Now, Derek he spent years becoming a great dancer, but it's nothing compared to his preparation for tonight.
Let's check it out.
Focus.
Ooh! Ow.
For years, I've been training as a dancer, but tonight, I am a lip-sync competitor.
Yeah.
One of those times when you realize, you're like, "what did I get myself into?" You're like, "wait, what am I doing?" I'm a little nervous, no lie.
Don't even know the words to these songs.
But it doesn't even matter, because that's how good I am.
I'll go out there, and I'm just gonna be like, "watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.
" _ And you'll be like, "whoa, he's he's just perfect.
" It's not just about the mouth movement or the syncing of the words you're singing.
It's the connection with audience, and it's the way you look at the camera.
You felt that.
I know.
Party girls don't get hurt can't feel anything, when will I learn? I push it down, push it down I'm the one "for a good time, call" phone's blowin' up, ringin' my doorbell I feel the love, feel the love one, two, three, one, two, three, drink one, two, three, one, two, three, drink one, two, three, one, two, three, drink throw 'em back till I lose count I'm gonna swing from the chandelier from the chandelier I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night feel my tears as they dry I'm gonna swing from the chandelier from the chandelier but I'm holding on for dear life won't look down, won't open my eyes keep my glass full until morning light 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight on for tonight, on for tonight 'cause I'm just holding on for tonight oh, I'm just holding on for tonight on for tonight, on for tonight So, is "Chandelier" your new anthem? Yeah.
Oh, man, it always has been.
It's been in my head for a long time.
I'm finally glad she came out with it.
Yeah.
So so, Julianne, i if you win, how many years before Derek, you know, lives this down? Even if I don't win, he's never living this down.
That was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
All right.
Will Julianne be able to dance her way to the top, or has Derek permanently hijacked the lead? We'll be right back on "Lip Sync Battle.
" I'm gonna swing Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" We in the middle of round two.
Each star got a blank check to create the most showstopping number ever.
This is their final shot to conquer their opponent.
Let's take a look at how Julianne prepared for the biggest competition of her life.
I got to be honest.
I just picked up a mike.
What was that? Performing and actually singing is way less terrifying than lip-syncing in front of these people.
_ _ _ Winning this competition, for me, is probably the most important thing in history because the rivalry between Derek and I I judge him on "Dancing With the Stars.
" He says it's because those who can't do judge.
Are we good? We're done? Cameras off? Cool.
Yeah, I'm gonna kick his [Bleep.]
[Bleep.]
.
He is so going down [Bleep.]
.
Ballsack.
Yeah.
Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world Akon you don't know how to express yourself, so and lonely island you just gotta sing I just had sex and it felt so good felt so good a woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had sex and I'll never go back to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great it felt so good when I did it with my penis a girl let me do it, it literally just happened havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest you'll never guess where I just came from, I had sex if I had to describe the feelin', it was the best when I had the sex, man, my penis felt great and I called my parents right after I was done so this one's dedicated to them girls that let us flop around on top of them if you're near or far, whether short or tall we wanna think you all for lettin' us [Bleep.]
you she kept lookin' at her watch doesn't matter, had sex but I cried the whole time doesn't matter, had sex I think she might have been a racist doesn't matter, had sex she put a bag on my head still counts I just had sex and my dreams came true so if you've had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me I just had sex everybody sing and it felt so good we all had sex a woman let me put my penis inside of her I wanna tell the world I just had sex I just had sex and I'll never go back no, no, no! To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past so great I think we need to reshoot that.
I think we need another take.
Julianne.
How do you think you did? I think I pretty much nailed it, but Yeah.
I don't know.
What do you guys think? We did all right? I'm straight-up traumatized right now.
Don't act like you've never seen that before.
I mean, not from me, but - What does that mean?! - Julianne, have a seat.
- What does that mean? - Have a seat, Julianne.
Have a seat.
Chrissy, what do you think? What did you think? We can never go back to Utah, kid.
Wow.
I loved it way too much.
It was on and poppin'.
Like, John's gonna love how much I loved that.
We'll be right back to see which Hough takes home the grand prize.
I just had sex I just had sex and it felt so good felt so good We're back with the finale of tonight's "Lip Sync Battle.
" You've seen great performances in lip-sync-etry, and it's almost time for the audience to choose the winner.
Chrissy, the belt, please.
Audience, it's up to you.
All right? And now the moment has come.
Was it Julianne? Or Was it Derek? And the winner and "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Julianne Hough! You are the new "Lip Sync Battle" champion! Ladies and gentlemen, Julianne Hough.
Take a walk, champion.
Okay.
Now Yes.
This is going on my mantelpiece.
Mantelpiece on my fireplace.
Oh, yes.
That is actually a very nice belt.
- You must - It's really nice.
Yeah.
I'm gonna wear this with my jeans.
All right, do you have anything to say to your sister? Um, no, except for good job.
But seriously, don't ever do that again.
Don't ever do that again.
Okay.
What if he wants a rematch? Bring it.
Uh-oh.
I will win again.
I don't know how much lower you can go than that, girl.
That was pretty Derek and Julianne made tonight so much fun.
Make sure you tune in for our next "Lip Sync Battle.
" I'm LL Cool J, and from me, the voice of the people, Chrissy Teigen, and the entire "Lip Sync Battle" crew, good night, everybody.
And remember, knock 'em out the box, Rick.
Knock 'em out, Rick.
I just had sex and I'll never go back to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past she kept lookin' at her watch doesn't matter, had sex but I cried the whole time doesn't matter, had