Lucky Hank (2023) s01e08 Episode Script

1
Hank, you are the only department head
who has not submitted a
list of faculty to cut.
♪
Well, what the hell is it with you?
Whose side are you on?
What do you even want?
- Russell?
- Yeah?
I'm gonna take you home to your wife.
- I'm getting a divorce.
- You had your chance.
Now, this has to stay between us.
That's a $50 million building.
Think he just pulled $10
million from, I don't know.
I've grown and I feel like you haven't,
[♪♪]
I would like to thank the legislature
for trusting and partnering with me
on a leaner, yet stronger
university system.
My predecessors,
as president and CEO of Railton,
ballooned our budget,
and created a system of redundancies
and bureaucracies that ran wild.
[HONKS]
Together, with the legislature,
we take step one in
correcting this mistake.
By tomorrow,
this week of layoffs will be behind us.
It will have been painful
yet, I assure you we are up to the task.
Thank you, everyone.
[♪♪]
[♪♪]
Wait, Professor!
Hey, did you read my story yet?
No. Uh
I just have to get through
War and Peace and Moby Dick first,
then your story.
That's okay.
Looks like you might not be
here that much longer anyway.
You know, when the writing
thing doesn't work out,
try a career in college administration.
You'd be great at it.
Uh, I'm sorry, Professor!
- Mr. Pope is now
- Where is he?
I can't say.
I know about the pencils, Dennis.
What?
The pencils.
My assistant, Rachel, told me.
He makes you sharpen all of his pencils
to the exact same length.
And if one goes shorter than the others,
you have to fix 'em all.
And if any go below 17 centimeters,
you have to start all over.
Some days are just about pencils.
Yeah.
18
It's 18 centimeters.
Check the cafeteria in the Lemke Center.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
You can't do that.
Did you just lick
Look
use a container, okay?
I'll pay for it.
I'll buy you raisins.
You know? Just It's gross.
I'm looking forward to seeing your list
this afternoon, Hank.
Though I doubt it will come.
Don't worry,
I have one of my own made already.
I'm going straight to the press.
I know that you siphoned off funds
that were allocated for the faculty
to pay for the shortfall
in your building.
- In fact, I have proof!
- You do not.
Yeah. A letter from
Jeffrey Epstein. It's
Yeah.
He knows.
He doesn't like it.
In fact, he feels guilty.
He's a good guy, your
buddy, Jeffrey Epstein.
He's not my buddy.
Do not associate me with that name.
And there is no letter.
Because what you said is untrue.
No, there is.
And it's in a safe-deposit box.
If anything happens to me,
Rudy Giuliani has the other key.
You stopped moving.
You stopped showering.
Ha, ha.
Why don't you help make dinner?
Doing something can
make you feel better.
Not always, but it's been known to help.
I can open the wine.
- No.
- What?
Last time you opened the wine,
you got cork in the, uh, drinking part.
I can open the wine.
[LILY] Oof!
I had to say goodbye to
so many colleagues today.
Herb
he was actually sobbing.
Oh, yeah?
Was he chopping onions for you?
Oh, sorry.
I know you had a hard day, too.
No, today was just sharpening blades.
Tomorrow, I cut heads off.
Good luck.
You couldn't even chop
that fish's head off
that one time. You made me do it.
Yeah. It was disturbing
how easily it came to you.
[LILY] Have you figured out
who you're gonna fire yet?
No!
[JULIE] What's wrong with this thing?
- [KNOCKING]
- [LILY] Julie?
Can we talk to each other?
No. No, we can't, Russell.
Please! I love you, Julie!
I just want to explain
things a little bit.
You lied to my face!
If you don't go away right now,
- I will throw this bottle
- No!
through the glass
and right at your head!
Honey, don't.
I'm stepping back!
- Honey, let me do it.
- I got it.
- Please.
- I got it!
Maybe just give it to your dad.
[HANK] Yeah. I can do it.
- You're too
- Julie
[GROANS]
- Come on.
- Goddammit!
[HANK] No!
Oh
oh.
[LILY GASPS]
Get me another one.
To throw?
To drink.
Maybe screw top.
Don't look at me! Turn around!
["TAKE ME THERE" BY HYPE PLAYING]
Oh, my enemy ♪
I have given up on you, sir ♪
I don't care about the future ♪
But I want to care ♪
[JULIE] Dad, let me help you.
No. I got it.
No problem.
Easy peasy.
- [CLATTERING]
- Oh
Never happened.
Take me there ♪
Take me there ♪
[♪♪]
Russell?
Yeah?
How long are you gonna stay out here?
Till Julie talks to me.
But what if she doesn't
wanna talk to you?
Well
come on, Mom.
It's Julie.
I mean, she doesn't
really know what she wants.
She might.
- I'm gonna miss you.
- Me too.
Did you see Russell up there?
Yep.
What should I do, Mom?
Um
whatever you do,
just remember to be calm and reasonable.
- I love you.
- Love you.
Dad broke your nightstand.
Are you able to come home this weekend?
I'm sorry, I can't.
There's this fundraiser
at school on Saturday.
Can you come to New York?
Uh
Probably need to be here, right,
because of everything that's going on?
Oh, I
I I can stop work for a weekend.
It's a really big deal,
what's happening in your department.
And you decided to stay here
and not come with me to New York,
'cause you weren't ready
to give up your career.
I did say that, didn't I?
Ugh, I hate me.
Just don't make a joke of that decision.
Just really be in your career.
Okay.
[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
[♪♪]
Oh, shit.
[PHONE RINGS]
English Department.
I need your help with something.
Okay.
If you had to fire three people
No.
which would you pick?
No.
I'm not saying you have to fire them,
and I'm not saying I would
choose the same three.
Okay? Although
No.
All right.
Ah Finny.
Emma.
Gracie.
[PHONE RINGS]
Sorry about the "Spanky" thing.
It's okay, Billy.
I've been with this
department for 26 years.
Even before it was a department.
It was just four of us working
out of a two-room storage closet
in the basement of the old gym.
You know that's not true.
Well, it might have been.
You know?
Did you know that it was
me that brought in Shifelli.
I also brought in Shapiro.
I kicked Nelson out
when she started showing
up drunk every day.
I know the irony.
- Jesus Christ.
- Billy
you don't have to justify.
But why is it that the experienced
are the ones who get the axe first?
I mean, who conjured up that policy?
You know, let some
stupid 24-year old twit
out of Oberlin teach
Shakespeare, and Milton,
and Jesus.
You know, they're gonna
cancel the whole Renaissance
if we don't stop them.
You know, if it's not
some screaming exegesis of the left
Billy! Come on. Come on.
Listen
We practically raised
our families together.
You remember?
You dropped Julie off in the morning,
and Lucy would babysit her all day.
It was nice.
I'm not gonna fire you.
No?
No.
That's not why I called you in.
I I called you in here
I mean, right from the start,
to simply ask you a question.
Which three of these
people would you fire?
Oh!
Well, I sure as shit ain't
gonna do your dirty work.
Did you set up your keyboard yet?
No.
I'm scared I won't remember
how to play C chord.
Oh, you'll find out.
I will find out.
You know what weirdly I'm
looking forward to most
is an unbroken night's sleep.
Hank gets up several times in the night
with these phantom urges to pee.
I'm sorry, he gets what?
Like, he needs to pee, but he can't.
But he has to get up
anyway, just in case.
- Oh, my God.
- What?
That's Catherine Keener.
Yeah, that's her.
Her characters are so unlikable.
Shush.
It's true.
Go say hi.
Shush, shush.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
I really love your work.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
I've seen everything probably
probably twice.
Oh, wow.
Really, thank you.
Okay.
Okay, so this is like
a weird thing fan thing.
She wants a photo.
Oh, of course. Sure.
Oh, no, not that, not
that. Uh, I mean, I will.
- I mean
- But, um, no.
It's just that my husband and I
I just think you'll think this is funny.
Um, every time your name comes up,
he makes a move on me.
- Oh.
- Yep.
Wow. Well, I guess he's my fan then.
Actually, it works for both of us, so.
Yeah.
This is about the time that I'd
I'd run out from a potential psycho.
- Oh, no!
- But you know what?
No, my husband and I
have a similar thing with
Winston Churchill, so.
- Different story.
- Really?
No!
- No.
- I'm so dumb.
Is he here?
Who Who?
Your husband.
Oh, right!
Um, no.
He's in Pennsylvania.
I got a really good job here
that I couldn't turn down, so
but he'll come visit.
Yeah. That's tough, though,
with the long-distance thing.
Oh.
I
Well, there's my co
This is my coffee shop, so
I'm sure I'll see you around.
Okay.
You just feel free to drop
my name if you wanna get some.
I will!
Okay.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Oh, shit.
I forgot the picture.
Hank is never gonna believe me.
I love New York.
Come on. Come on.
Hank.
You're not helping anybody
by drawing this out.
I don't know what to do.
Jesus.
You're a mess.
[HANK, THINKING] What to do, what to do?
There's gotta be a last-ditch attempt
a Hail Mary.
Those never work.
That's why they call them a Hail Mary.
That lady couldn't
throw to save her life.
But I can.
So here goes.
Ready, fire, aim.
Hey. This is an impressive place.
It is not.
Well, it makes an impression.
That's the point.
You know, if you get
fancy, everybody sees that.
They're gonna wanna get fancy, too.
I don't mind this.
Plus, I got a
30,000-square-foot house.
The thing's so big,
I gotta put maps up
with these signs that
say "you are here".
I got lost in it twice.
What can I do for you fellows?
Uh, we're here to talk to you
about your good pal, Dickie Pope.
Good pal?
Yeah.
I thought so.
You know, with my name,
it's kinda hard to get
into certain country clubs.
I thought maybe Dickie
Pope would be my way in.
Talk about a fair-weather friend.
Soon as that final check cleared,
it was "Sayonara, Jeffrey Epstein."
[TONY] No!
That seemed like such
a solid friendship.
[HANK] Yeah, I get it.
I mean, you think a guy
who leads a university
would want to be good
friends to the university,
but instead, like
like you told us,
he plunders ten mil from just anywhere.
And unfortunately for us, it's
as you know
in the faculty budget.
That seems unlikely.
Well, pretty sure that was it.
He probably just went
and financed the building,
that's how these things go.
There's too many tax incentives
to not just go get a mortgage.
I'm sorry, I'm not trying
to burst your bubble.
It's just
I really doubt
that there's some secret
ten million out there
that's gonna help ya.
So it was just a loan?
I think that's the simplest answer.
Now, look
I mean, if you guys
get fired, call me up.
I'll be the first one to buy you a beer.
I like you guys.
You know, you're
you're like, uh friends.
I don't really have friends.
It's hard when everybody
wants something from you.
Well, maybe you could
put in a good word for us
with your friends on the board.
[EPSTEIN] Sure, fellas.
[HANK] Thanks.
We should be at Nora's bar by 5:00 PM
maybe earlier
so you can stop by and buy
us all the beers you want.
[EPSTEIN] It's a date.
[COUPLE MOANING]
This could be every day,
but in a warmer climate.
What is it with you and Florida?
I like to think of it as North Cuba.
You know I'm Cuban, right?
Of course.
I'm not going to Florida, Jacob.
You could stay.
No one's forcing you out.
I cannot.
I just can't work for that guy, Dickie.
You've always been
too good for this job.
Too soft-hearted.
Maybe.
He just doesn't believe
in public education.
Hmm.
It's perverse that he has this job.
Mm-hmm.
Doesn't make sense.
What can I do to get
you to leave with me?
What you don't understand
is I actually like it here.
I feel like a teenager
when I'm with you.
[♪♪]
[RAPPING ON GLASS]
[RAPPING ON GLASS]
[RAPPING ON GLASS]
It's good to see your face.
I'm working.
Uh, is there an outlet,
uh, in there that I can use?
I I'm trying to hook up
my space heater and my
and my phone's gonna die.
No.
Okay.
Is there one out here
that I'm missing, or ?
No.
And if there was, you couldn't use it.
Yeah, I know we have problems.
You know?
But I really, really wanna work on them.
You cheated on me.
How is that working on problems?
Well, you cheated on me twice.
I was 19,
and you were so stoned the entire time,
you hardly noticed.
I noticed.
Look, sometimes,
it's hard for me to
bring things up with you
because you get really angry, or
or judgmental, like
like your dad.
I'm not like my dad.
Yeah, no, I know, I know.
I know.
That That's why I love you.
But
you can
Sometimes, when I'm saying something,
you know, you can act, um
- like
- How could you do this to me?
My parents are splitting up,
and then you go and you do this to me?
Sometimes, it's scary to
bring up issues with you.
So what if it's scary?
How weak are you?
[HANK, THINKING] Here's a life hack
ugh
when you're in the
middle of your worst day,
pick the worst thing you
have to do, and get it done.
I mean, how much
further down can you go?
Oh, here he comes.
Ahem.
Bartow.
Let me guess.
You hated it,
but you gave me a B-plus to
keep my parents off your back.
I hated it.
I gave it an A.
For different reasons, though.
This pacing drives us forward,
and the ideas rise to
the surface slowly
deftly
but we never get ahead of it.
This is good.
Do more of this.
I think there's more to the
rest of the story that
No. No, there isn't.
Just this.
Four excellent sentences.
But most people can't do this.
All right. Well
thanks for the A.
Yep.
So you're just not gonna do it?
You're not gonna make a list?
Turns out I'm not a list guy.
If they ask for a collage
And you think that'll work?
Yeah.
Just get some images, and words,
and glitter and glue.
No. No, it's not gonna work.
[BILLIE] Did it get you off?
Excuse me?
Sleeping with the dean.
Did it get you off the list?
I don't know what you mean.
Your shirt's inside out
and you smell like balls.
[FINNY] "Yes, this was love,
this ridiculous
bouncing of the buttocks,
and the wilting of the poor,
insignificant, moist, little penis."
D.H. Lawrence.
Mm. Well, you had me
at bouncing buttocks
and lost me at moist,
white little penis.
He didn't say white.
I just assumed.
Hmm.
So
what now?
Uh, now we celebrate the feeling
that comes with a shared defeat.
Maybe we'll finally bond.
Doubtful.
Well
Drinks at Nora's.
It's on me.
Silver lining.
You should go home and take a shower.
I got it. I I got it!
No, but in a white wine
glass and it can't be a
[HANK] Meg.
Hi.
I didn't think I'd see
you here for a while.
Yeah, maybe I need a new bar.
Look
I don't really get marriage.
It's not something that I saw growing up
and it's not this sacred thing to me.
I just
I don't get it.
But I didn't seduce Russell.
It's not like we have
feelings for each other.
No feelings?
That's a great guide for your sex life.
Well, to be honest,
I kinda felt sorry for him.
No one should be allowed
to get married at 22.
That's definitely for you to decide.
That's the vibe that
I got from him, Hank.
- Not me.
- Oh, yeah?
Well, he's camped out
on my porch right now,
begging her to take him back,
so I'm getting a different vibe.
Shit.
- Excuse me, can I
- Yeah, just one second.
I'm sorry that Julie is hurting.
Tell her that I didn't
mean to get in between
I'm not gonna deliver
your apology for you.
And you're not really apologizing.
Well, I wasn't trying to hurt her.
Well, who Who were
you trying to hurt?
- Now could ?
- Yes.
What do you want?
If it's me,
will you guys visit
me in South Carolina?
- Absolutely not.
- No way.
What's in South Carolina?
[EMMA] My sister lives there.
We hate each other,
but she said she'd put
me up for six months, so.
Can I join you?
I'm not interested in sharing a
drink with management right now.
Well, that's okay,
because I tendered my
resignation an hour ago.
[BILLIE] Well, that gets you a drink.
Spanky, get him a beer.
Seriously?
You jumped ship without a lifeboat?
Practically.
That might have been a
little hyperbole there.
Hmm.
The letter is written.
I just need to spell check it and stuff.
Definitely spell check it.
There's nothing sadder
than a Ph.D.'s resignation loiter.
[CHUCKLES]
You two again?
I've known her 25 years,
I still can't predict the
next thing out of her mouth.
Yeah, but you know
it's gonna be about her.
That's okay.
I'm over me.
They wouldn't rent me a moped.
The injustice.
Injustice.
[HANK] Hey, you made it.
Epstein!
Fellas!
[HANK] All right.
Hey, you guys.
Um English department,
this is Jeffrey Epstein.
Jeffrey Epstein, this is
the English department.
[EPSTEIN] I'm really sorry,
guys, must be a rough night.
I called my friend on the board
to see if there was
anything he could do.
- He said it's done.
- Wonderful.
[ROURKE] Actually, we haven't heard yet.
Would someone tell us?
All right.
You guys
Emma
Finny
and Billie
We're hurting right now.
But we're professors.
We don't lay down.
Because we're professors,
and we know that's
grammatically incorrect.
We lie down,
or we stand up,
and we go to my house,
and we party.
Right now.
Carpe diem.
Who's with me?
I have a hot tub.
Dickie Pope is the
worst person I ever met.
And I've met an actual Nazi.
All he cares about is money.
Doesn't care about
bettering public education.
As a matter of fact,
he wants to destroy it.
I I've heard that he eats garbage.
This is the saddest hot
tub party I've ever been to.
I've been to one sadder.
What's the deal?
I mean
why does he wanna save money so bad?
Is he taking a cut?
I think it's his weird
obsession with MIT.
What are you talking about?
I told you about that.
Didn't I tell you about that?
No.
This guy wants to be president of an Ivy
like his life depends on it.
MIT's not an Ivy League.
[HANK] Whoa. What about MIT?
What did he say about MIT?
I I got in touch with a head-hunter
who told me there's a position there
at the top.
Is that what Dickie's gunning for?
Is that why the deep cut, so
he can prove himself to them?
- Guys
- Because that is
a significant infraction
of his fiduciary duties
here at this college.
Look, if you have
something on Dickie Pope,
we want to hear it.
And we'll make it worth your while.
No, you can't.
You forget, I'm a billionaire.
I know, I forget, too.
Sometimes, I wake up and look around
I go, "Oh, my God."
I will write you a poem.
That's priceless.
Look
what about the "Q"
in the building
in your name?
You You never liked that.
That bothered you.
We We'll get it taken out.
I don't think you have
the power to do that.
Oh, that was Dickie's thing.
No one else that mattered cared.
That little twerp.
97
98
- Dennis!
- Dick.
Hank, you've entered my office.
Oh, yeah.
That's how I got in. Yeah.
I trust you received my list.
Uh
might have accidentally
gone to my inbox.
I only read my spam.
Time.
Dennis!
No. Look, um,
I wanna chat with you, because
Did you hear the news?
I'm going to be the
new president of MIT.
You are not.
- I'm not?
- No.
How would you know that?
[PHONE RINGS]
It was
It was a tough job to get.
Right? I had to be devious.
They wanted a a clown
the modern kind,
you know, that kills with glee.
So, first, I had to go to clown college.
I have work to do.
- You can go.
- You can go.
It's my office.
Except
it's not.
[PHONE RINGS]
Yes?
[DENNIS] Mr. Pope,
the Board of Trustees would
like to speak with you.
Fine. Put them through.
They're not on the phone.
They're meeting upstairs right now.
That sounds serious.
the discovery that Richard Pope
violated his fiduciary
duty to the college.
The current president and
CEO cut 25% of the faculty,
falsely claiming that it
was to benefit the school,
all in an effort to pad his résumé
and gain favor for a position at MIT.
His assistant,
under cover of Pennsylvania's
whistleblower law,
has forwarded emails,
phone logs, and travel logs,
all confirming the allegations.
[CHUCKLES]
[HANK SCREAMS, RUSSELL SCREAMS BACK]
You know, it's getting cold out there.
Is it?
Did you talk to him yet?
Not really.
Are you going to?
I don't know.
You know, listen,
I know you think that
I'm partially responsible,
you know, because I got
him the job in the bar.
And maybe I'm partly to blame
for different reasons.
Uh
I'm I'm
Forget it. I'm sorry I did that.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for what you
and Mom are going through.
What What we're going through?
Oh
I can't
Whatever.
What?
What do you think is happening?
You're here,
and Mom's in New York
with her hot ex-boyfriend
and a broken end table.
You tell me that's not separated.
He's not hot.
He's younger than you.
So, yeah,
the board is initiating conversations
and, uh, we will see.
We will see.
[LILY] Well, t hat's great.
Yeah.
I also had a pretty interesting day.
Yeah?
Do you remember that thing
about how every time I say
Catherine Keener's name,
you make a move on me?
Uh, no, I I don't.
Of course you do.
We've talked about this.
Well, I don't remember.
You really don't?
Oh.
Okay.
It's
It's nothing, anyway.
Forget it.
Oh, hey
Julie thinks we're separated.
We're not separated.
I know, right?
That's just
just silly.
It's so silly.
Uh
I've got another big day tomorrow,
I think I should go to sleep.
Okay, good night.
Okay.
Yeah.
[♪♪]
[♪♪]
[ROURKE] Hey!
Team, wanna hear what I just heard?
It is official.
We've all been reinstated,
and Dickie Pope is out.
[TEDDY] Well, hey, we should
we should all go get lunch.
[EMMA] Yeah, we just hung out.
[BILLIE] Hey, where's Spanky?
[TEDDY] Oh, yeah.
Well, why isn't he the
one delivering the news?
[ROURKE] Yeah, he's only
the chair of the department.
[JUNE] Oh, he's totally avoiding us.
[TEDDY] Rachel?
I don't know.
I think he slipped away.
Isn't this what he wanted?
Oh, God.
I've known the man for 25 years.
I still have no idea what he wants.
[ROURKE] I don't even think he knows.
[HANK, THINKING] Here I
am feeling proud of myself.
How about that?
So why aren't I going out there?
They're only going to be happy with me .
Probably the first and last time.
[JUNE] I have a headache.
If I asked Occam, he'd say
"It's not them I want
to share this with."
Hello.
I had a few minutes.
I
I bought lunch.
I had a good day.
Is this chicken salad, Alison?
It's turkey.
And, uh, this is Laurel.
But
I told you about those
layoffs I was put in charge of.
You remember that?
You said it.
And, yes, we heard it.
Okay. Well
I figured a way around it.
No one's gonna get fired.
Not just in my department, but, uh
across the humanities.
No one saved my job.
[LAUREL] Yeah. Well, there were a lot
of jealous people there at Columbia.
[HENRY] Cutthroat is what it was.
And they cut my throat.
You retired.
I didn't retire.
Don't be naive.
Well, maybe you're not
as sharp as you once were.
That That's
You don't have to be bitter about it.
Right? You can just look back
at a great long run. Okay?
My mind is fine.
There's professors there that
can't find their own feet.
[LAUGHS]
They set me up.
They fact-checked me
like "gotcha" journalists.
[HANK] Fact-checked?
What are you talking about?
He He's not talking about anything.
He He's just a little confused.
[HENRY] I wrote a piece last year
about my experiences at
the march in Selma, 1965.
We lived in Colorado that year.
You Were you at Selma?
I could have been!
That's my point.
Better saying that I was there
than saying I watched on TV.
You think that gets
picked up in a journal?
You gotta keep publishing, or
or you don't get invited to panels.
So if I screwed up,
it was because of their
system that pushed me to it.
They're all responsible.
Oh, it's an understandable mistake.
Their mistake.
I I was taking well-earned license.
You made up facts for an essay
so that you could be invited to panels?
What else is there?
[♪♪]
I've started archiving
your father's work.
And, actually, I need to come to you
and see if we can find
a young student that might be
interested in being part of
[HANK, THINKING] For 45 years,
I'd been dying to know
what was so valuable that
he'd leave his family.
And there it is
conferences.
All this time, I thought
he knew something.
I was trying to get
answers from him, but
what answers could I get
from such a flawed man
that wouldn't be wrong?
What a loser.
He could have stayed
and had a son,
known his grandchildren.
He could have had a
wife who just adored him.
He could have had
everything that I have.
I have everything.
["WILD WORLD" BY CAT STEVENS PLAYING]
[♪♪]
Now that I've lost everything to you ♪
You say you wanna
start something new ♪
[KNOCKING]
And it's breakin' my
heart that you're leavin' ♪
Baby, I'm grievin' ♪
But if you want to
leave take good care ♪
You've got a lot of
nice things to wear ♪
But then a lot of nice
things turn bad out there ♪
[♪♪]
Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world ♪
Hi.
It's hard to get by
just upon a smile ♪
Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world ♪
I'll always remember
you like a child ♪
Parking around here is a brainteaser.
Does this, uh, place have a bathroom?
Or is it one of those SROs where you
- No.
- everybody shares down the hall?
Ah!
Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world ♪
[HANK] Oh, yeah!
Look at that!
New York!
[HANK URINATING]
just like a child ♪
[HANK] New York!
Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world ♪
[HANK] Hey, New York!
[♪♪]