Marvel's Rocket and Groot (2017) s01e08 Episode Script

(MUSIC PLAYING) GROOT: I am Groot! Well, how was I supposed to know that rock monster was a lady? I am Groot.
You're hungry? I'm starving to death.
I could eat my own fur! Ugh! Groot.
Grocery shopping is not our strong suit.
I am Groot.
Wait.
The burgers at this restaurant are how thick? I am Groot! Okay.
I think I can figure out how to get there.
- Let's go.
- AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Destination set.
I am Groot.
Who needs a GPS when Rocket's at the controls? AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Please return to the highlighted route.
ROCKET: Hey, don't worry, this black hole's a shortcut I know.
- Recalculating.
- I told you, shut that thing off.
I'll get us there any minute.
- Make a legal U-turn.
- ROCKET: What? Hey, these weren't here before.
Who left their asteroids lying around? Severe temperature warning.
- GROOT: I am Groot.
- ROCKET: Too close to that sun? Ridiculous.
(CHUCKLES) This is just the normal temperatures.
It's all in your head.
Returning to previous route.
ROCKET: No, it's not.
That's a completely different black hole.
Groot, I'm telling ya, this is all part of the shortcut.
It's just a really long shortcut.
- Turn right.
- Told ya.
I am Groot! You have arrived at your destination.
This is all your fault.
Why didn't you tell me it closed so early? If I knew that, I wouldn't have taken the shortcut! (FLIES BUZZING) - I am Groot.
- Sure, why not?