Max & Ruby (2002) s01e08 Episode Script
Bunny Cakes/Bunny Party/Bunny Money
1
[theme song playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and Ruby.
[woman] Ruby,
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby!
[children giggling]
[saxophone music playing]
[Ruby reading]
[peppy music playing]
No more red hot
marshmallow squirters, Max?
Well, don't worry
about it.
I don't think
Grandma would
like them anyway.
And I'm sure
she wouldn't like
an earthworm cake
for her birthday.
Eww!
We're going to
make her something
she'll really like,
an angel surprise cake
with raspberry fluff icing.
Come on!
I have everything
we need
to make the cake.
It's going
to be delicious.
Careful, Max!
Don't touch anything.
[gasps]
[eggs splatting]
Oh, no!
We can't make
an angel surprise cake
without eggs!
Here, I'll give you a list
to take to the grocer.
Eggs, E-G-G-S!
Show this to the grocer
and he'll give you
some eggs for the cake.
Hurry, Max!
Ha! What a mess!
[peppy music playing]
Hi, Max!
Ah, I see Ruby's written
a shopping list.
"Eggs."
Coming right up, Max.
Oh, I like the way
you wrote it, too.
"Eggs."
Nice work.
Bye!
Three cups of flour,
two eggs,
one cup of milk.
Oh, good,
you got the eggs!
Be careful not to
bump the table.
[table rattling]
[gasps]
Be careful, Max
The flour!
Now we're going to
need milk and flour.
We can't make
an angel surprise cake
without milk and flour!
[sighs]
I'll give you another list
for the grocer.
Milk, M-I-L-K.
And flour, F-L-O-U-R.
Show this to the grocer
and he'll give you milk
and flour for the cake.
Hurry, Max!
[peppy music playing]
Max, you're back.
And you've got
another list I see.
"Milk and flour."
Right you are, Max.
See you!
See this sign, Max?
It means, you can't
come in the kitchen.
Just until I finish
my angel surprise cake
with raspberry
fluff icing, all right?
[humming]
[sniffing]
There, it's done.
Hmm, it needs
something else.
Max, I'm going
to make another list
for you to take
to the grocer.
Birthday candles,
silver stars,
sugar hearts,
and butter cream roses.
Here, Max,
Take this to the grocer.
[sighs]
[peppy music playing]
"Birthday candles,
silver stars,
sugar hearts,
butter cream roses."
And what's this?
Why, it must be
red hot
marshmallow squirters.
[jazz music playing]
Now my angel surprise cake
With raspberry fluff icing
is just beautiful!
And it's finished
just in time.
Grandma's going to
be here any minute!
Hello!
[gasps] Grandma!
What's all this?
Oh! [laughs]
Ta da!
I made you
an angel surprise cake
with raspberry
fluff icing.
It's beautiful!
And Max made you
an earthworm cake--
With red hot
marshmallow squirters!
I can't decide
which to eat first.
[Ruby reading]
[peppy music playing]
There.
Grandma's going to love it.
[ball whooshing]
[gasps]
-What was that?
-[ball whooshing]
Max
No, Max.
You can't play with
your Jelly Ball
Spitting Spider now.
It's time for Grandma's
birthday party.
It's going to be
a surprise.
Here's what
we're going to do.
As soon as Grandma
comes through
that back door,
we're going to
shout, "Surprise!
Happy birthday, Grandma!"
It's going to be
so much fun.
I sent invitations
to seven guests
and they all checked
the box that says
"Yes, they're coming."
Ah
I'm almost finished with
the table decorations.
You can help me.
We have to put
the name cards
around the table.
One is Rapunzel,
two is Curly Shirley,
three is the Tooth Fairy,
four and five are
Mr. and Mrs. Quack,
six is Pinocchio,
and seven
is Walkie-Talkie Bear.
You're guest number eight,
I'm nine,
and Grandma is ten.
Ten guests all together!
Red alert! Red alert!
Danger! Danger!
Red alert! Red alert!
No, Max.
Grandma doesn't want
spiders and slugs,
and space cadets
at her birthday party.
She wants to sit
between Rapunzel
and the Tooth Fairy.
Danger
You can help me
seat the guests
around the table.
Come on, Max.
Here's Rapunzel.
She goes over there
on one side
of Grandma's chair.
Tooth Fairy goes here
on the other side
of Grandma.
And Curly Shirley
goes beside her.
Pinocchio goes
on that chair there.
Mr. and Mrs. Quack
go here and here.
[Mr. Quack quacks]
And last but not least,
Walkie-Talkie Bear
goes right here.
I'm a bear!
One chair for you,
one for me,
and one for Grandma.
Just right.
Hmm
What else do we need?
Of course!
Snap person candy kisses
for all the guests!
Every guest has to get
a party favor.
I'll be right back.
[instrumental music playing]
I've got
the party favors.
Now we give them
to all the guests.
Here's Tooth Fairy's
party favor.
And next
That's funny, Max.
All the guests
are in their seats,
but there are only
two chairs left.
We need three chairs
for you, and me,
and Grandma.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
I must've made a mistake
counting the guests.
I'll have to go in
and get another chair.
[instrumental music playing]
Okay.
Now we should have
enough chairs.
There. We have
one chair for you,
one chair for Grandma,
and one for
There's something
wrong, Max.
This can't be right.
All the guests
are seated, but
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine.
I must be having
a bad counting day.
We need another chair.
I'll be right back again.
[instrumental music playing]
Okay.
Now we should have
enough chairs.
One chair for me,
one for Grandma,
and one for
Hm
How many guests
are at this table, Max?
Nine, three, two.
One, two, three,
four, five,
six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.
There are ten guests.
How did that happen?
Grandma!
[gasps] It's Grandma!
Surprise!
Happy birthday, Grandma!
Ooh, this is a surprise!
You sit here
and I'll introduce you
to all the guests.
This is Tooth Fairy,
and Curly Shirley,
and Mrs. Quack
Wait.
That's not Tooth Fairy,
that's Can't-Sit-Up Slug.
[gasps]
That's not Curly Shirley,
it's Jelly Ball Spitting Spider!
And that's not Mrs. Quack,
it's Ear-Splitter Space Cadet!
There are three
uninvited guests here.
Uninvited guests?
How exciting!
[Ruby reading]
I've saved a wallet
full of money
for Grandma's
birthday present, Max.
Grandma!
We're going to buy Grandma
a music box
with skating ballerinas
on top.
Hold on to your
lucky quarter, Max,
and let's go shopping.
Hello, Max.
Hello, Ruby.
One dollar for
the bus ride, please.
Thank you.
[music box playing]
[Ruby]
There's the music box
I want to get Grandma
for her birthday!
Aren't the ballerinas beautiful?
Thirsty.
Okay, Max, you can buy
a very, very
small lemonade.
We don't have
much money.
I'll wait for you
right here.
[bell tinkling]
Well, hello, Max!
[giggles]
Well, I see
you've noticed
our selection
of vampire teeth
with oozing
cherry syrup inside.
They're only two dollars.
I'll bet these are
a present
for someone's
birthday, hm?
[squirting]
That is not a very,
very small lemonade, Max.
Look at you.
We have to clean you up.
You look disgusting.
[water splashing]
Don't move, Max.
That's one dollar
for the soap,
one dollar for the washer,
and one dollar
for the dryer.
That's three dollars!
[sighs]
Money down the drain, Max.
[coins tinkling]
We better get back
to Rosalinda's gift shop
before there's
no money left
to buy Grandma's
birthday present.
Hungry.
It is lunch time.
Okay, Max.
But just a quick snack.
[slurping]
One peanut butter
and jelly sandwich,
two coconut cupcakes,
and a banana shake
cost four dollars, Max!
We're going
straight back
to Rosalinda's
gift shop
without spending
another penny.
[slurping]
Hello, Ruby!
Hi, Max.
What can I do
for you today?
I'd like to buy
the music box
with skating
ballerinas on top
for Grandma's
birthday, please.
What a lovely present!
It's $100.
[gasps] A hundred dollars?
The ice skates are made
with real gold.
I only have
five dollars left.
Five dollars
[slurping]
Here's an idea.
Singing bluebird earrings
are on sale
for four dollars.
Gift wrap is free.
We'll take them.
You can pick out
wrapping paper
over there.
Four dollars
for the earrings
one dollar change.
You take care
of this dollar, Max.
Don't spend it all
in one place.
Hello again, Max!
I see you've found our
Glow-in-the-Dark Vampire Teeth.
Grandma!
Good choice.
Most people like
Glow-in-the-Dark Vampire Teeth
much better than
the oozing cherry kind.
And, Glow-in-the-Dark
Vampire Teeth
are half price.
Only one dollar.
Bye, Max.
There you are, Max.
Where's my
one dollar change?
Grandma!
Oh no, Max.
You spent
our last dollar.
How are we
going to pay for
the bus home?
Max! Your lucky quarter!
We can use it
to telephone Grandma
to come and pick us up.
Thank you for coming
to pick us up, Grandma!
I'm glad you like
your birthday presents.
Ooh, I just love
my singing
bluebird earrings,
and my Glow-in-the-Dark
Vampire Teeth.
[theme music playing]
[theme song playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and Ruby.
[woman] Ruby,
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby!
[children giggling]
[saxophone music playing]
[Ruby reading]
[peppy music playing]
No more red hot
marshmallow squirters, Max?
Well, don't worry
about it.
I don't think
Grandma would
like them anyway.
And I'm sure
she wouldn't like
an earthworm cake
for her birthday.
Eww!
We're going to
make her something
she'll really like,
an angel surprise cake
with raspberry fluff icing.
Come on!
I have everything
we need
to make the cake.
It's going
to be delicious.
Careful, Max!
Don't touch anything.
[gasps]
[eggs splatting]
Oh, no!
We can't make
an angel surprise cake
without eggs!
Here, I'll give you a list
to take to the grocer.
Eggs, E-G-G-S!
Show this to the grocer
and he'll give you
some eggs for the cake.
Hurry, Max!
Ha! What a mess!
[peppy music playing]
Hi, Max!
Ah, I see Ruby's written
a shopping list.
"Eggs."
Coming right up, Max.
Oh, I like the way
you wrote it, too.
"Eggs."
Nice work.
Bye!
Three cups of flour,
two eggs,
one cup of milk.
Oh, good,
you got the eggs!
Be careful not to
bump the table.
[table rattling]
[gasps]
Be careful, Max
The flour!
Now we're going to
need milk and flour.
We can't make
an angel surprise cake
without milk and flour!
[sighs]
I'll give you another list
for the grocer.
Milk, M-I-L-K.
And flour, F-L-O-U-R.
Show this to the grocer
and he'll give you milk
and flour for the cake.
Hurry, Max!
[peppy music playing]
Max, you're back.
And you've got
another list I see.
"Milk and flour."
Right you are, Max.
See you!
See this sign, Max?
It means, you can't
come in the kitchen.
Just until I finish
my angel surprise cake
with raspberry
fluff icing, all right?
[humming]
[sniffing]
There, it's done.
Hmm, it needs
something else.
Max, I'm going
to make another list
for you to take
to the grocer.
Birthday candles,
silver stars,
sugar hearts,
and butter cream roses.
Here, Max,
Take this to the grocer.
[sighs]
[peppy music playing]
"Birthday candles,
silver stars,
sugar hearts,
butter cream roses."
And what's this?
Why, it must be
red hot
marshmallow squirters.
[jazz music playing]
Now my angel surprise cake
With raspberry fluff icing
is just beautiful!
And it's finished
just in time.
Grandma's going to
be here any minute!
Hello!
[gasps] Grandma!
What's all this?
Oh! [laughs]
Ta da!
I made you
an angel surprise cake
with raspberry
fluff icing.
It's beautiful!
And Max made you
an earthworm cake--
With red hot
marshmallow squirters!
I can't decide
which to eat first.
[Ruby reading]
[peppy music playing]
There.
Grandma's going to love it.
[ball whooshing]
[gasps]
-What was that?
-[ball whooshing]
Max
No, Max.
You can't play with
your Jelly Ball
Spitting Spider now.
It's time for Grandma's
birthday party.
It's going to be
a surprise.
Here's what
we're going to do.
As soon as Grandma
comes through
that back door,
we're going to
shout, "Surprise!
Happy birthday, Grandma!"
It's going to be
so much fun.
I sent invitations
to seven guests
and they all checked
the box that says
"Yes, they're coming."
Ah
I'm almost finished with
the table decorations.
You can help me.
We have to put
the name cards
around the table.
One is Rapunzel,
two is Curly Shirley,
three is the Tooth Fairy,
four and five are
Mr. and Mrs. Quack,
six is Pinocchio,
and seven
is Walkie-Talkie Bear.
You're guest number eight,
I'm nine,
and Grandma is ten.
Ten guests all together!
Red alert! Red alert!
Danger! Danger!
Red alert! Red alert!
No, Max.
Grandma doesn't want
spiders and slugs,
and space cadets
at her birthday party.
She wants to sit
between Rapunzel
and the Tooth Fairy.
Danger
You can help me
seat the guests
around the table.
Come on, Max.
Here's Rapunzel.
She goes over there
on one side
of Grandma's chair.
Tooth Fairy goes here
on the other side
of Grandma.
And Curly Shirley
goes beside her.
Pinocchio goes
on that chair there.
Mr. and Mrs. Quack
go here and here.
[Mr. Quack quacks]
And last but not least,
Walkie-Talkie Bear
goes right here.
I'm a bear!
One chair for you,
one for me,
and one for Grandma.
Just right.
Hmm
What else do we need?
Of course!
Snap person candy kisses
for all the guests!
Every guest has to get
a party favor.
I'll be right back.
[instrumental music playing]
I've got
the party favors.
Now we give them
to all the guests.
Here's Tooth Fairy's
party favor.
And next
That's funny, Max.
All the guests
are in their seats,
but there are only
two chairs left.
We need three chairs
for you, and me,
and Grandma.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
I must've made a mistake
counting the guests.
I'll have to go in
and get another chair.
[instrumental music playing]
Okay.
Now we should have
enough chairs.
There. We have
one chair for you,
one chair for Grandma,
and one for
There's something
wrong, Max.
This can't be right.
All the guests
are seated, but
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine.
I must be having
a bad counting day.
We need another chair.
I'll be right back again.
[instrumental music playing]
Okay.
Now we should have
enough chairs.
One chair for me,
one for Grandma,
and one for
Hm
How many guests
are at this table, Max?
Nine, three, two.
One, two, three,
four, five,
six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.
There are ten guests.
How did that happen?
Grandma!
[gasps] It's Grandma!
Surprise!
Happy birthday, Grandma!
Ooh, this is a surprise!
You sit here
and I'll introduce you
to all the guests.
This is Tooth Fairy,
and Curly Shirley,
and Mrs. Quack
Wait.
That's not Tooth Fairy,
that's Can't-Sit-Up Slug.
[gasps]
That's not Curly Shirley,
it's Jelly Ball Spitting Spider!
And that's not Mrs. Quack,
it's Ear-Splitter Space Cadet!
There are three
uninvited guests here.
Uninvited guests?
How exciting!
[Ruby reading]
I've saved a wallet
full of money
for Grandma's
birthday present, Max.
Grandma!
We're going to buy Grandma
a music box
with skating ballerinas
on top.
Hold on to your
lucky quarter, Max,
and let's go shopping.
Hello, Max.
Hello, Ruby.
One dollar for
the bus ride, please.
Thank you.
[music box playing]
[Ruby]
There's the music box
I want to get Grandma
for her birthday!
Aren't the ballerinas beautiful?
Thirsty.
Okay, Max, you can buy
a very, very
small lemonade.
We don't have
much money.
I'll wait for you
right here.
[bell tinkling]
Well, hello, Max!
[giggles]
Well, I see
you've noticed
our selection
of vampire teeth
with oozing
cherry syrup inside.
They're only two dollars.
I'll bet these are
a present
for someone's
birthday, hm?
[squirting]
That is not a very,
very small lemonade, Max.
Look at you.
We have to clean you up.
You look disgusting.
[water splashing]
Don't move, Max.
That's one dollar
for the soap,
one dollar for the washer,
and one dollar
for the dryer.
That's three dollars!
[sighs]
Money down the drain, Max.
[coins tinkling]
We better get back
to Rosalinda's gift shop
before there's
no money left
to buy Grandma's
birthday present.
Hungry.
It is lunch time.
Okay, Max.
But just a quick snack.
[slurping]
One peanut butter
and jelly sandwich,
two coconut cupcakes,
and a banana shake
cost four dollars, Max!
We're going
straight back
to Rosalinda's
gift shop
without spending
another penny.
[slurping]
Hello, Ruby!
Hi, Max.
What can I do
for you today?
I'd like to buy
the music box
with skating
ballerinas on top
for Grandma's
birthday, please.
What a lovely present!
It's $100.
[gasps] A hundred dollars?
The ice skates are made
with real gold.
I only have
five dollars left.
Five dollars
[slurping]
Here's an idea.
Singing bluebird earrings
are on sale
for four dollars.
Gift wrap is free.
We'll take them.
You can pick out
wrapping paper
over there.
Four dollars
for the earrings
one dollar change.
You take care
of this dollar, Max.
Don't spend it all
in one place.
Hello again, Max!
I see you've found our
Glow-in-the-Dark Vampire Teeth.
Grandma!
Good choice.
Most people like
Glow-in-the-Dark Vampire Teeth
much better than
the oozing cherry kind.
And, Glow-in-the-Dark
Vampire Teeth
are half price.
Only one dollar.
Bye, Max.
There you are, Max.
Where's my
one dollar change?
Grandma!
Oh no, Max.
You spent
our last dollar.
How are we
going to pay for
the bus home?
Max! Your lucky quarter!
We can use it
to telephone Grandma
to come and pick us up.
Thank you for coming
to pick us up, Grandma!
I'm glad you like
your birthday presents.
Ooh, I just love
my singing
bluebird earrings,
and my Glow-in-the-Dark
Vampire Teeth.
[theme music playing]