Migi & Dali (2023) s01e08 Episode Script
Two Doesn't Equal One
1
Oh, Syunpei.
Eating in your room again?
Who cares where I eat?
Well, it's your choice.
Just seems like
typical nerd behavior, is all.
Up yours.
Thanks for waiting.
I've brought food.
Here.
Say, Hitori.
I'm not saying you have to,
but can you tell me what happened?
He's been like this for three days now.
Any attempt to call his parents
were stopped.
Is he being abused?
Nah, the Sonoyamas would never.
Then again, this is Origon Village.
You once brought me salvation
Now it's my turn to return the favor!
Living in the village is so suffocating.
Every family wants to
carry out their ideal lifestyle.
It's hard keeping up with their desires.
One peek under the hood
and there's nothing but problems about.
Even my sister.
She's usually such a slob, yet
-Syunpei.
-Crap.
Your friend's here.
Oh, okay. Thanks.
Who is it?
Hello?
What?
How did you get outside?
I, uh, came out through the window.
I want to come back in.
Okay, sure, it's just
You're acting weird
Akiyama.
-I'm thirsty. Make me some tea.
-What?
Gee, you sure do as you please.
Migi?
I know you're in there.
Come on, Migi. Come home
We have to have revenge
against Eiji. Together.
It has to be the two of us, as one.
That's why Migi?!
Open up!
Sorry, we're out of tea leaves.
Are you fine with some juice?
Sure, thanks.
Damn this pest! Get lost!
Hey, Hitori. How about a change
of pace by helping me study?
I want to go over
what we previously learnt.
Right, this one.
This is inversely proportional,
so the graph is a hyperbola.
Oh, I see.
Goddamn! I don't have time for this.
I need to convince Migi!
Did you hear that just now?
Oh, not a thing.
Let's move to the next question
Nah, I'm sure it came from the closet.
Akiyama!
I didn't mean to hurt you!
This was all
because questions had to be answered!
Oh, it was my bad for getting distracted.
I was the one who brought
this up in the first place.
That was surprising.
I never knew you were so into studying.
Guess you're top of our grade
for a reason.
That's because
Promises to Mom have to be kept. Right?!
Hitori. Didn't you say
you would place first?
Capiche?
What you've been doing has to stop.
You don't have to prove anything
to your mom.
There's no need to be a good boy.
Be the person you truly are!
Who I truly am.
You're being too damn loud in there!
Do you have any idea what time it is?!
Roughly six hours
from the hour of the Rooster.
I'll end you.
Migi?
What are you doing?
Sorry about that, Hitori.
As I was saying
I don't care about
those questions anymore.
Come again?
No more
I'm done taking orders from anyone.
That's great, Hitori!
You've unleashed the real you!
I have a great urge to fly
all around the neighborhood!
Let's go!
Migi?
Wait!
SCHOOL ENTRANCE CEREMONY
I'm
I'm free!
Mom. I'm
I'm avenging you even if I'm alone.
Hitori!
I've been waiting for you!
Guess what this is?
-A fly.
-Wrong! The correct answer is mosquito!
This Sunday, a Halloween costume contest
will be held at the Origon Village plaza.
Jack O'Lanterns and vampires
are too typical.
A blood-sucking mosquito
will be a real surprise!
No one will have thought of this
and you'll have a competitive edge!
Who wants to be a stupid insect?
You wear it, Migi
A Hitori mosquito could suck
my body dry and I wouldn't complain.
I know, right?!
I can see him beating even Eiji!
-Eiji is entering the contest?!
-Why, of course.
Last year he won by dressing up
as a well-known painting.
He had so much gold leaf on him.
Isn't this the perfect opportunity?
Eiji will have a pathetic death
in full view of the public!
I noticed that you don't have
much of an appetite, Hitori.
You haven't even touched
half your usual portion.
That's not true!
Delicious. This is so yummy.
Pull yourself together, Dali.
I can do this without Migi around.
I'm perfectly fine by myself!
I want seconds!
You really are your usual self!
No problem
I'll eventually get used to this.
Eventually
It's been some time
since we baked a pie together.
I'm leaving the lattice crust to you.
Calm down
I only have to weave it
in the right order.
I can do this myself!
My! That's not bad!
Though it resembles the back of
your head more than a pie!
Pull yourself together, Dali
The hour of vengeance is nigh.
I should be able to do this alone.
Oof
Dad!
I'll give you a massage!
Wonderful.
-Is there something you want?
-That's not why I'm doing this.
I can do this myself!
First, I pound with my right!
Then knead with my left!
Without pause!
How is it, Dad? Good?
Hitori. That's enough.
Huh?
Look at that sweat.
How about we bathe together?
Yah.
Would you like to try?
Take this!
Pew, pew.
Ducky's got a power up.
Take that!
The water's stronger
coming out of one end than two.
Try closing one of the eyes.
Oh no!
That's the way.
It was so simple!
Having one hole instead of two
makes the shot stronger.
If so
All I need to do is
remove Migi from my thoughts!
Hitori?!
Going for my eyes now? Seems like it.
Hitori! How is it?
It's the hour of revenge.
Let the curtains rise!
Entry number 16, The Cleaver Beaver.
Gonna build me a dam!
Munch, munch, munch
Upsy-daisy.
Granny! You have to fall like a tree!
The rodent's still wet around the rear.
Entry number 29, We Once Had Wings.
Amazing. It's like
the real deal, or even better!
Insolent damn bird.
The other one doesn't appear to be moving.
Wait, that's a shoebill!
Staying still was the right move!
Geez, what a farce this is.
Right, Mi
Pull yourself together!
That's the spirit!
Hitori, you're next!
The winner is decided
by a public vote. Got that?
Be as charming as can be!
Yes, Mom!
Next is entry number 36.
Tonight, your blood is not
at the mercy of a vampire
but a Vamquito!
The heck is that?
I'm scared.
It might suck my blood.
Worry not, I'll protect
Get a load of this mosquito!
This one doesn't suck, it spits!
The crowd goes boo!
As if I would play the part
of some lowly insect!
Hitori, you silly boy!
That was a tad too eccentric.
Buzz-buzz!
Well, had this been a punk rock contest,
victory would have been yours.
-It was instant hell for the crowd.
-Think Eiji will win again this year?
You bet he will!
Eiji sitting on the Throne of Glory
every year is a given!
I can't wait to see
what he wears this time!
Too bad.
This year's throne is no Throne of Glory.
I personally modified it
into a Throne of Death,
stained with disgrace!
It's the moment you've been waiting for!
The unbeaten champion makes his entrance!
Heavens, Eiji is next!
Eiji Ichijou!
As
Um, what are you dressed as?
What happened to him?
He's not himself.
What is with that pathetic display?
It couldn't be!
That wasn't a ghost!
Was that the cause?
What now? He can't win like this.
How disappointing.
Eiji's chances of winning
this year are hopeless.
What now? What do I do?
-He's like some beggar.
-I know!
I wonder what's gotten into him?
That costume is
What?
Then why doesn't he
have anything with him?
Oh, could it be that
No way!
Have you heard? Eiji's costume
Mosquitoes do more than suck blood!
They infect the masses with a thought!
What in the world is this?!
Donations keep dropping at his feet!
Can someone please explain?
E-Eiji
He sold his precious instrument
All for a small piece of bread.
Why does he need the bread?
To feed his young, starving little sister!
Are you saying that
Eiji's dressed as a pauper?
No Can't you feel it?
Though without his instrument,
Eiji is a minstrel.
Even now, his heart sings.
The winner is Eiji Ichijou!
A landslide victory
with nearly the whole village's vote!
See that, Migi?
I really am capable
of accomplishing it myself!
All that's left is for him
to sit on the throne.
He will be crowned with death!
I have the best seat
in the house to witness it.
Your pathetic death!
Go on Eiji. Your throne awaits.
Go on!
I withdraw.
Huh?
I don't deserve to be king.
Amazing
He's still staying in character
I see. You chose poetry over power.
Very well. We must respect his wishes.
-Wait.
-This makes the winner the runners-up
We Once Had Wings!
-We did it!
-Stop that Enough!
The throne is yours!
Hold on.
I said stop!
Migi!
Did Hitori switch his costume?!
That's cute.
Right this way.
Migi!
Take your time.
Hitori!
Migi
Migi
Migi!
Migi.
Migi.
Migi.
Migi
Migi!
Oh, Syunpei.
Eating in your room again?
Who cares where I eat?
Well, it's your choice.
Just seems like
typical nerd behavior, is all.
Up yours.
Thanks for waiting.
I've brought food.
Here.
Say, Hitori.
I'm not saying you have to,
but can you tell me what happened?
He's been like this for three days now.
Any attempt to call his parents
were stopped.
Is he being abused?
Nah, the Sonoyamas would never.
Then again, this is Origon Village.
You once brought me salvation
Now it's my turn to return the favor!
Living in the village is so suffocating.
Every family wants to
carry out their ideal lifestyle.
It's hard keeping up with their desires.
One peek under the hood
and there's nothing but problems about.
Even my sister.
She's usually such a slob, yet
-Syunpei.
-Crap.
Your friend's here.
Oh, okay. Thanks.
Who is it?
Hello?
What?
How did you get outside?
I, uh, came out through the window.
I want to come back in.
Okay, sure, it's just
You're acting weird
Akiyama.
-I'm thirsty. Make me some tea.
-What?
Gee, you sure do as you please.
Migi?
I know you're in there.
Come on, Migi. Come home
We have to have revenge
against Eiji. Together.
It has to be the two of us, as one.
That's why Migi?!
Open up!
Sorry, we're out of tea leaves.
Are you fine with some juice?
Sure, thanks.
Damn this pest! Get lost!
Hey, Hitori. How about a change
of pace by helping me study?
I want to go over
what we previously learnt.
Right, this one.
This is inversely proportional,
so the graph is a hyperbola.
Oh, I see.
Goddamn! I don't have time for this.
I need to convince Migi!
Did you hear that just now?
Oh, not a thing.
Let's move to the next question
Nah, I'm sure it came from the closet.
Akiyama!
I didn't mean to hurt you!
This was all
because questions had to be answered!
Oh, it was my bad for getting distracted.
I was the one who brought
this up in the first place.
That was surprising.
I never knew you were so into studying.
Guess you're top of our grade
for a reason.
That's because
Promises to Mom have to be kept. Right?!
Hitori. Didn't you say
you would place first?
Capiche?
What you've been doing has to stop.
You don't have to prove anything
to your mom.
There's no need to be a good boy.
Be the person you truly are!
Who I truly am.
You're being too damn loud in there!
Do you have any idea what time it is?!
Roughly six hours
from the hour of the Rooster.
I'll end you.
Migi?
What are you doing?
Sorry about that, Hitori.
As I was saying
I don't care about
those questions anymore.
Come again?
No more
I'm done taking orders from anyone.
That's great, Hitori!
You've unleashed the real you!
I have a great urge to fly
all around the neighborhood!
Let's go!
Migi?
Wait!
SCHOOL ENTRANCE CEREMONY
I'm
I'm free!
Mom. I'm
I'm avenging you even if I'm alone.
Hitori!
I've been waiting for you!
Guess what this is?
-A fly.
-Wrong! The correct answer is mosquito!
This Sunday, a Halloween costume contest
will be held at the Origon Village plaza.
Jack O'Lanterns and vampires
are too typical.
A blood-sucking mosquito
will be a real surprise!
No one will have thought of this
and you'll have a competitive edge!
Who wants to be a stupid insect?
You wear it, Migi
A Hitori mosquito could suck
my body dry and I wouldn't complain.
I know, right?!
I can see him beating even Eiji!
-Eiji is entering the contest?!
-Why, of course.
Last year he won by dressing up
as a well-known painting.
He had so much gold leaf on him.
Isn't this the perfect opportunity?
Eiji will have a pathetic death
in full view of the public!
I noticed that you don't have
much of an appetite, Hitori.
You haven't even touched
half your usual portion.
That's not true!
Delicious. This is so yummy.
Pull yourself together, Dali.
I can do this without Migi around.
I'm perfectly fine by myself!
I want seconds!
You really are your usual self!
No problem
I'll eventually get used to this.
Eventually
It's been some time
since we baked a pie together.
I'm leaving the lattice crust to you.
Calm down
I only have to weave it
in the right order.
I can do this myself!
My! That's not bad!
Though it resembles the back of
your head more than a pie!
Pull yourself together, Dali
The hour of vengeance is nigh.
I should be able to do this alone.
Oof
Dad!
I'll give you a massage!
Wonderful.
-Is there something you want?
-That's not why I'm doing this.
I can do this myself!
First, I pound with my right!
Then knead with my left!
Without pause!
How is it, Dad? Good?
Hitori. That's enough.
Huh?
Look at that sweat.
How about we bathe together?
Yah.
Would you like to try?
Take this!
Pew, pew.
Ducky's got a power up.
Take that!
The water's stronger
coming out of one end than two.
Try closing one of the eyes.
Oh no!
That's the way.
It was so simple!
Having one hole instead of two
makes the shot stronger.
If so
All I need to do is
remove Migi from my thoughts!
Hitori?!
Going for my eyes now? Seems like it.
Hitori! How is it?
It's the hour of revenge.
Let the curtains rise!
Entry number 16, The Cleaver Beaver.
Gonna build me a dam!
Munch, munch, munch
Upsy-daisy.
Granny! You have to fall like a tree!
The rodent's still wet around the rear.
Entry number 29, We Once Had Wings.
Amazing. It's like
the real deal, or even better!
Insolent damn bird.
The other one doesn't appear to be moving.
Wait, that's a shoebill!
Staying still was the right move!
Geez, what a farce this is.
Right, Mi
Pull yourself together!
That's the spirit!
Hitori, you're next!
The winner is decided
by a public vote. Got that?
Be as charming as can be!
Yes, Mom!
Next is entry number 36.
Tonight, your blood is not
at the mercy of a vampire
but a Vamquito!
The heck is that?
I'm scared.
It might suck my blood.
Worry not, I'll protect
Get a load of this mosquito!
This one doesn't suck, it spits!
The crowd goes boo!
As if I would play the part
of some lowly insect!
Hitori, you silly boy!
That was a tad too eccentric.
Buzz-buzz!
Well, had this been a punk rock contest,
victory would have been yours.
-It was instant hell for the crowd.
-Think Eiji will win again this year?
You bet he will!
Eiji sitting on the Throne of Glory
every year is a given!
I can't wait to see
what he wears this time!
Too bad.
This year's throne is no Throne of Glory.
I personally modified it
into a Throne of Death,
stained with disgrace!
It's the moment you've been waiting for!
The unbeaten champion makes his entrance!
Heavens, Eiji is next!
Eiji Ichijou!
As
Um, what are you dressed as?
What happened to him?
He's not himself.
What is with that pathetic display?
It couldn't be!
That wasn't a ghost!
Was that the cause?
What now? He can't win like this.
How disappointing.
Eiji's chances of winning
this year are hopeless.
What now? What do I do?
-He's like some beggar.
-I know!
I wonder what's gotten into him?
That costume is
What?
Then why doesn't he
have anything with him?
Oh, could it be that
No way!
Have you heard? Eiji's costume
Mosquitoes do more than suck blood!
They infect the masses with a thought!
What in the world is this?!
Donations keep dropping at his feet!
Can someone please explain?
E-Eiji
He sold his precious instrument
All for a small piece of bread.
Why does he need the bread?
To feed his young, starving little sister!
Are you saying that
Eiji's dressed as a pauper?
No Can't you feel it?
Though without his instrument,
Eiji is a minstrel.
Even now, his heart sings.
The winner is Eiji Ichijou!
A landslide victory
with nearly the whole village's vote!
See that, Migi?
I really am capable
of accomplishing it myself!
All that's left is for him
to sit on the throne.
He will be crowned with death!
I have the best seat
in the house to witness it.
Your pathetic death!
Go on Eiji. Your throne awaits.
Go on!
I withdraw.
Huh?
I don't deserve to be king.
Amazing
He's still staying in character
I see. You chose poetry over power.
Very well. We must respect his wishes.
-Wait.
-This makes the winner the runners-up
We Once Had Wings!
-We did it!
-Stop that Enough!
The throne is yours!
Hold on.
I said stop!
Migi!
Did Hitori switch his costume?!
That's cute.
Right this way.
Migi!
Take your time.
Hitori!
Migi
Migi
Migi!
Migi.
Migi.
Migi.
Migi
Migi!