Mixed-ish (2019) s01e08 Episode Script

1 BOW: Hiding part of who you are is a time-honored tradition.
It's called code switching.
Girl, you know my mama didn't raise no fool, now.
Come on, y No, we are not fools over here.
Absolutely not! We will represent you to the fullest! Code switching is when you change the way you act or speak to fit in with the people around you.
Black people do it around white people.
Lord.
So Parents do it when they want to sound cool around their kids.
Dude, what's your damage? Clean up you room.
It's, like, so grody.
[Sighs.]
[School bell rings.]
And girls did it with boys all the time.
But I didn't know that yet.
Science tests are graded and yikes.
I hope you know how to oof cook a mean dinner or throw a football.
I plan to marry rich.
Oh, except Rainbow here.
She even noticed a mistake that I made and earned extra credit.
Keep it up.
The older you get, the more people will love that.
I got a 105.
What'd you get? Oh.
I failed it on purpose.
See? Why'd you fail it on purpose? I'm not sure how it worked on the commune, but here, girls don't do science.
I don't even like teaching it.
How'd you guys do? Good, I think.
Mine says I'm wife material.
And mine says, "Good thing you're pretty.
" Now it seems insane, but back then, girls would purposely take a back seat to boys in classes so they wouldn't get made fun of.
Especially in math and science.
- Hey, guys.
- No, no, no, no, no I don't know what's wrong with everyone, but I got a 105.
On a science test? You're like a super nerd.
My mom says girls like you grow up to die alone.
[Desk scrapes.]
Even though I'm proud of being a super-successful doctor now, 12-year-old me had to learn how to code switch.
Ooh, I meant to erase that.
Okay.
Who wants to skip math today? [Yawns.]
In the mix Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying But they can't stop us 'Cause we got a love That keeps rising up In the mix Life turns around 'Round and 'round it goes Ooh, it's a mixed-up world Ooh, it's a mixed-up And that's for sure Mixed-up In the mix Baby We're gonna get by We're gonna On our own, side by side Love's all we need to be free Lo-o-o-ve is all I got you, you got me Yaaaaay us! I-I-In the mix Yaaaaay us! I-I-In the mix-ish Before the Internet, career fairs were the only way to learn about jobs we'd grow up to hate.
[Liquid bubbling.]
Hey, want to check this out tomorrow? Didn't you learn anything in class today? Nobody likes science girls.
But I really like science.
And I really like burning ants with a magnifying glass, but at least I know to keep it private.
Look, you just went to the dance with Bryce.
Don't ruin it by being weird.
That's where we need to go tomorrow.
Who's Wendy Whiteman? You don't know Wendy Whiteman? She's a news anchor with a weather girl's body.
In 1985, there was no YouTube - or reality TV - [Camera shutter clicks.]
so if you were a local news personality, you might as well have been Madonna.
News anchor, are you crazy? I could never do that.
Of course you can't.
But you can try to be more like her beautiful, busty, has definitely kissed a boy.
But I want to be me.
I don't think you do.
Whoa! What's all this? These are spices.
No, these are unnecessary.
So you don't want no Lawry's? What about Season All? Nice try, but nothing can "season all.
" - Daddy - Your food is bland, Paul.
- [Sighs.]
- Your black kids deserve better.
By the way, my Aunt Dee-Dee does not code switch.
The kids need to learn their way around spices, all right? The worst day in a black person's life is when you and someone else bring the same dish to a potluck, and at the end of the night, theirs is all gone, and yours is just sitting there all sad.
Spices are what amateur cooks use to mask - the mistakes they've made in the kitchen.
- Dad! So, Denise, what are you hiding? Come on, Johan.
I'mma teach you about TV dinners.
You gonna need 'em.
Wait, they sell TVs you can eat?! No, baby.
- Daddy, Daddy! - Hey.
Look what I can do! [Laughs.]
Uh-huh! It's Santi! - Uh-huh.
- Okay, Santi.
Okay.
- Uh-huh! - Come on.
- [Clatter.]
- [Johan groans.]
Hey.
- My wrist.
- Oh.
- Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
- My wrist.
- What happened? - [Groaning.]
[Door opens, Paul sighs.]
- This wouldn't have happened - ALICIA: Oh.
if you would've had spices in your kitchen - like a grown man.
- No, spices hurt people.
- Ohh.
- There you go, big guy.
- [Door closes.]
- Come here.
- [Sighs.]
- Oh! Oh, my pumpkin.
You okay? Since I was rudely interrupted This was the first time - my sister wasn't the center of attention.
- Uh-huh! I'm cute! Don't deny it! - Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
- She was even born a month early because Johan had just learned to ride a bike and she wanted to steal his thunder.
- Go Santi.
- Okay, not now, Santi.
If my wrist doesn't heal, can I get a hook? - [Chuckles.]
- Johan, why don't you go lie down, baby? Yeah, make sure your brother's comfortable.
- Get him anything he needs.
- Mm-hmm.
Who's gonna get me what I need? - [Receiver clacks.]
- Good news, hippies.
I just got off the phone with the grocery store.
They're gonna pay Johan's medical expenses? - And for my Jamaican vacation? - Nope.
They're a national grocery chain, and we get to sue the [bleep.]
out of them.
Wait, they're not gonna pay anything? Not a dime.
They're famous for doing this sort of thing.
They said you're lying, that you poured water on the floor.
- They said you're scammers.
- [Sighs.]
We poured water on the floor?! That's genius, but we didn't do it.
It's like Denise said, the floor was already wet, Johan slipped.
- It's the store's fault.
- It's not bad enough these greedy corporations have a monopoly on food? Now they want to pull one over on the little guy? Well, wait until they see how big this guy can get.
Yeah, get 'em, sis! We about to get paid! No, we're gonna make sure these greedy fat cats are held accountable.
By getting paid! Ooh, I'mma look so good in my Louis Vuitton.
[Indistinct conversations.]
So, what'd you decide to sign up for? Answer wisely, Rainbow.
Um I know my mom has always said that I shouldn't let anyone dim my light.
But when Bryce was around, my light was looking really nerdy.
[Book thuds.]
Hey, dork, your books fell.
[Laughs.]
BRYCE: Loser.
Look! - [Irene Cara's "Fame" plays.]
- GIRL: There she is! She's really here! Wendy Whiteman.
Remember my name Fame I'm gonna live forever I'm gonna learn how to fly High I feel it comin' together People will see me and cry Fame I'm gonna make it to heaven Light up the sky like a flame - [Music stops.]
- Shut up! Wendy Whiteman is speaking.
Journalism.
Journalism connects us to what's happening on our block, and around the globe.
The news is our bulwark against tyranny.
It is the blood that flows through the veins of democracy.
[Applause.]
I've never thought of the news like that.
I guess it's really important.
For career week, one lucky student and I will research, write, and report a news story about your state champion girls' volleyball team.
So, who is going to be the lucky student? [Students shouting.]
: Me! Raise your hand, girl! When else are you gonna be able to do nerdy stuff that's still cool? - Me! - [Sighs.]
But journalism takes grit.
So, put your hand down if you can't handle getting yelled at.
Or being judged on your physical appearance.
Or being in a war zone with bullets flying by.
Oh.
Please pick me, Miss Whiteman! All three of those things happened to me in one day when our commune was raided.
Huh.
I like a lady with a story.
You're in.
Baby, look at me And tell me what you see This just in, my life is awesome.
- Yeah, it is.
- Remember my name Fame So, I made the conscious decision to accompany my sister's dusty white husband to the store to pick up said spices.
Normally, I would go to the store on the west side, but my "friend" Hakeem Bald Hakeem, not Little Hakeem works there, and I didn't want him to think I was with a white man.
So, I went to the freezer section to try the new Hungry Man meals my girlfriend Lorraine had told me about.
By the way, Lorraine works at that grocery store.
And she drive a Volvo.
[Snapping fingers.]
Something ain't adding up.
Let me stop you right there, if that's even possible.
But I haven't gotten to the particulars of the incident yet.
For this arbitration, you just need to focus on the relevant facts.
It's a relevant fact that Lorraine is up to no good.
Listen, when we do this for real, you don't have to do the snap [Snaps fingers.]
up, down, or diagonal.
And, uh, I'll introduce you as Denise.
You don't have to wear two earrings that say that.
Oh, and maybe you should shave your mustache so people don't think you a dirty-movie star.
[Laughs.]
Paul, are you sure you didn't see anything? Not even out of the corner of your eye? Please? I told you, Santi was dancing.
Would you be comfortable lying under oath? Of course not.
What's wrong with her testimony? Well, for one thing, the arbitrator doesn't need to hear everything that happened on "Falcon Crest.
" She doesn't watch "Falcon Crest.
" She's a "Dynasty" girl.
Don't you have, like, a "job interview" voice? Now my accent's not good enough? None of these things should matter if I'm telling the truth.
This is how these things work, Dee.
I-It's not like he's saying you should become a different person.
No, I'm absolutely saying she needs to become a different person.
Perhaps someone who doesn't know anyone named "Bald Akeem.
" It's Hakeem.
So what do you think of my story research? I would've gotten it done sooner, but, you know, I'm 12.
[Chuckles.]
[Chuckles.]
You're what Barbara Walters calls a "natural story hound.
" You're gonna be a hit when this airs.
I'm sorry.
- "Airs"? - Yep.
Like on TV? I know it sounds scary, but it's fine.
You just have to show people who you are.
So who the heck are you, Rainbow Johnson? [Chuckles.]
Well, I grew up on the commune, and Over the next half hour, Wendy and I got deep.
Did you live, like, in tents? Or did you have houses? She told me how she was also the oldest of three, how she also felt like an outsider at my age.
She even told me what went down at the station's Christmas party, which was so not appropriate.
Anyway, no one ever opened up to me like that before.
It really made me feel special.
I get it.
Being different is hard.
As the only woman in the news room, I'm either too brassy or too meek.
But I eventually figured it out, - and I'm sure you will, too.
- [Door opens.]
Rainbow? You missed class.
- Miss Whiteman, hi.
- Hi.
I need you to sign this form excusing her.
Sure.
Can you make it out to my niece? Her name is Miss Collins.
He can't just talk to me any old kind of way.
He doesn't think I can give a simple deposition to demonstrate negligence on the part of a business owner? Was that from "Night Court?" So?! Look, I'mma tell the truth the way I want to, and if they don't believe me, screw them.
Okay, I know it feels icky to tone yourself down for these folks, but if we're going to hold those people accountable, then you'll have to play ball.
Hold on, Alicia.
You're saying that who I am as a person is the only thing getting in the way of us getting what we want? I'm saying I'm in court rooms every day.
I use any little thing about a witness to discredit them.
I don't want to see that happen to my sister.
I thought black folks like you practicing law was gonna change how they see us.
Look, I'll do my best, but if you're saying them believing me depends on me talking a certain way, then you part of the problem.
Mind your business! Uh-huh! It's me! Go Santi! Uh-huh! - BOY: Johan, can I sign your cast? - Go me! Go me! Go me! Look at me! What?! BOY: Leave some room for me to sign! Hey, Santi, you want to come sign my cast? So you can sell it when I become famous? Uh that's a no.
As an adult, when my sister wants attention, she just fakes a pregnancy.
But before that was an option, she had to be more creative.
[Grunts.]
[Fire alarm rings.]
[Indistinct chatter.]
[Chatter continues.]
It's on the left.
You got that? The desire to be the center of attention definitely did not run in the family.
I was starting to wonder if I was ready to make the news.
In three, two [Mouths words.]
I-I-I'm here with the Mondale School's Lady Roadrunner Volleyball Team.
Ladies of ball court Volley great State great State champ great Uh, Roadrunners Okay, cut.
Come here, come here.
Don't worry so much.
The first time I was on camera, I tripped Eartha Kitt with my microphone cord.
So you'll be fine.
Just remember, breathe [Inhales deeply.]
and smile.
Yeah! Breathe [Inhales deeply.]
and smile.
Good, you're doing great.
Go, go, go.
Smile.
Let's talk to the team general.
Team captain.
Let's talk to the team captain.
Face the camera.
- Team - The microphone is shaking.
Talk.
Okay, cut.
Okay um A lot of people have a natural talent for this.
You do not.
Well, I am more interested in Pursue that, whatever that is.
[Chuckles.]
It's science.
Honestly, I bet you'd be really good at that.
Well, I'm already a commune weirdo.
I can't stack "science nerd" on top.
If you love science, go for it.
Sorry, Miss Whiteman, but you'll never understand.
You're perfect and beautiful.
You get to be yourself every day, and everyone adores you.
I'm just a weird mixed girl.
Hey, hey, hang on, hang on.
Um I'm sorry I didn't tell you this earlier, but I'm also a weird mixed girl.
Well, I'm not weird, but [Chuckles.]
I am mixed.
My dad is black.
I thought you were white.
Everybody does.
I mean [Chuckles.]
Look, back in the '60s, my mentor told me it was best to keep it a secret because he was afraid it would ruin my career.
But luckily, things are different now.
So say it loud.
You're a mixed science nerd and you're proud.
If things are so different now, then why don't you tell the truth? Well, it's just that people already think one thing about me, and I'm not sure it's a good idea to switch things up.
- But it was all built on a lie.
- Well How can you tell me to be proud of who I am when you're scared of what we are? Rainbow If a famous news anchor can't be proud, what hope do I have? You never forget the first time someone you respect disappoints you.
And the last thing you want in that moment is a party.
If you get rich and famous from this, can you buy me a hand hook? I just think my body needs a little more metal.
ALICIA: I talked to Denise.
She's going to tone it way down.
So, somewhere between Jimmy Walker and Mr.
T? You owe her an apology.
You insulted her.
I gave her legal advice.
[Door opens.]
[Sighs.]
I guess she told you I'mma play ball.
- Thank you.
- [Door closes.]
And evidently, I owe you an apology.
- But trust me - Okay, stop talking.
Unh-unh, unh-unh.
[Sighs.]
exactly who you are just isn't perfect for every situation or any situation outside of "The Phil Donahue Show.
" Anyway, glad you came to your senses.
That's when Mom realized that she had always told me never to dim my light, but she was snuffing out her sister's.
Okay, that's it.
We're not doing this.
Denise is gonna tell what happened in her own words and in her own voice.
I am? If the court can't accept her for who she is, then the court should change, not my sister.
Right, because us old white guys love to change.
PAUL: Santi, come on.
Let's watch your sister on TV.
The news is about to start.
Let's go.
Oh.
So, you noticed I was gone.
Look, that's enough.
I know you're upset because your brother and sister have been getting the attention, but guess what? The world does not revolve around you, young lady.
I don't get it.
We are a family.
We support each other.
Sometimes you are in the spotlight, and sometimes you are in the stands, cheering.
This just happens to be one of those times where it's your turn to cheer.
I was born for the spotlight.
Well, then it's good you're out of it every now and then, because then you'll appreciate it more when it comes back.
Now, you can come and watch with us if you want, but only if you're big enough not to take away from someone else's moment.
[Sighs.]
Hey.
Can I sign your cast now? Of course.
I saved you the best spot.
Just keep it PG, okay? Fine.
- Shh! Here it is.
- Here we go.
WENDY WHITEMAN: And now, congratulations to the Mondale School's Lady Roadrunners, who ran away with the state championship in volleyball.
To tell you all about it is Mondale student Rainbow Johnson.
[Cheers and applause.]
I'm Rainbow Johnson.
She sure is.
All of us here at Eyewitness Nine News want to recognize Rainbow for her intensive research, strong writing, and the ability to say her name.
And on a personal note I got into journalism to report the truth.
But this charming, dynamic young lady made me realize how harmful it can be not to live the truth.
- I'm half black.
- [Clears throat.]
- [Diana Ross' "Coming out" plays.]
- I kept that a secret because somehow, I thought it would be for the best.
But hiding who you are doesn't do the world any favors.
So, that's my story.
Thank you, Rainbow.
[Cheering.]
BOW: So, even though code switching might sometimes feel necessary, if we do it too much, we lose who we are.
He slipped on the water from that leaky freezer.
Now, I had come from the other aisle from getting my rash cream make sure you don't put that down.
The time has come for me - And I liked who I was.
- To break out of this shell So now nothing was more important to me than following my passion.
- Hey, Rainbow.
- Not even Bryce.
And thank goodness, because as you know, I grew up to be a badass doctor.
- I save lives.
- Hey.
Not sure if I've ever mentioned that before.
I'm coming out I still can't believe Wendy Whiteman talked about our daughter on the news.
And she was honest about being mixed.
- Mm.
- Good for her.
We really gonna pretend like we didn't already know? Really? Remember when she did that story and she knew a little too much about cocoa butter? - Hmm.
- So, what I want to know is how many other secret black people are out there, and how does one spot them? You can't.
They everywhere.
Shoot, Richard Dawson, Jacques Cousteau, Princess Diana, the daddy from "The Jetsons" all black.
Allegedly.