Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur (2023) s01e08 Episode Script

(distant city sounds)
(theme music playing)
MOON GIRL: Ooh, my feet
touched the ground ♪
Here I am world,
hear that trumpet sound? ♪
Yeah, I have arrived ♪
And me and my girls
'bout to dip and slide ♪
Swerve ♪
Better make way,
skurt-skurt ♪
I got rules to break ♪
Workin' non-stop ♪
Now it's time to drop ♪
Ooh, honey, boom,
cute, smart, and clever ♪
SINGER:
If you didn't know it ♪
Now-now you know ♪
Moon Girl Magic ♪
MOON GIRL: Yeah, I'm Magic! ♪
SINGER: Thought you knew ♪
MOON GIRL:
Thought you knew, baby ♪
SINGER: Genius,
inspiration overflow ♪
Moon Girl Magic ♪
MOON GIRL: Moon Girl Magic ♪
SINGER: Thought you knew ♪
MOON GIRL:
Thought you knew, baby ♪
(giggling)
A hot dog is not a sandwich, D!
(growls)
Okay. So does that make
cereal a soup?
- (giggling)
- (miffed grunt)
(squeaking)
(suspenseful music playing)
RAT KING: Finally.
The time is nigh.
- (rats squeaking)
- Hmm. Mmm-hmm
Commence operation:
Pizza Aficionado!
(squeaking)
(screaming)
Excellent.
And don't forget the anchovies.
MAN: I feel sick!
Lemme guess,
anchovy pizza?
Rats!
- (rats hissing)
- (siren blaring)
Ugh!
They looked way cuter in
that movie about the rat chef.
- (growls)
- A'ight, D,
you protect the slices,
I'll handle the mices.
(beeps)
Time to make some noise!
Noise only rodents can hear.
(machine whirring)
(rats squeaking)
Who's up for a pizza party?
(people cheering)
RAT KING: Not one puny pie?
Not a single slice?
Months of meticulous
machination for nothing.
Rat King needs his 'za!
(squeaking)
Oh, pray tell,
what is a "Moon Girl
and Devil Dinosaur?"
(squeak)
Oh, this malignant Moon Girl
and her sticky-fingered
sidekick will pay.
Mark my--
Word, D-money,
Mmm-mm-mm.
They're gonna put
a statue of you
next to Lady Liberty someday.
You're a national treasure!
Not to mention,
my favorite creature
in the whole, wide world!
(upbeat music playing)
LUNELLA: I've been waiting
for this moment this whole week.
CASEY: Well, I've been waiting
for this moment my whole life.
Also is it just me
or is he impossibly cute?
LUNELLA: For real, his cuteness
can't be measured.
There's my homie!
I couldn't wait to get here
so I could introduce you to
- Angel!
- (squeaking)
- (grunt)
- He's our class pet,
a.k.a the mad cutie
who stole my heart!
Angel, Devil.
Devil, Angel.
Devil's your new big brother,
little guy!
(growls)
I don't think I've ever loved
anything more!
Oh, I might just stare at you
all night long.
(whines)
Anyway, D, whatchu been up to?
- (growls)
- Huh?
You know, it's weird.
I feel like
I'm forgetting something.
- (gasps) Wall pic?
- Oh, yes!
We need to preserve
this moment forever.
Yo, D? You mind?
- (growls)
- BOTH: Cheese!
- (squeak)
- (camera shutter clicks)
CASEY: Thanks, Dev!
- Ready for some ore good news?
- (grunts)?
Since my dad's
"allergic" to hamsters--
Like, how I'm "allergic"
to my dad's borscht.
Angel's gonna bunk down here
with you!
(screams)
Isn't that so exciting?
- (snarls sarcastically)
- Take good care of my boy, okay?
Night, night Angel.
Night, night, Devil.
You'll be besties by morning!
- (grunts)
- (switch clicks)
(Devil growls)
(suspenseful music playing)
(soft music playing)
(Devil whimpering)
(upbeat music playing)
MOON GIRL: Ooh,
my feet touched the ground ♪
Here I am world,
Hear that trumpet sound? ♪
Yeah, I have arrived ♪
And me and my girls
'bout to dip and slide ♪
Swerve
Better make way ♪
Skurt-skurt
I've got rules to break ♪
Workin' non-stop,
Now it's time to drop ♪
(distorted) Ooh, honey, boom
Cute, smart, and clever ♪
If you didn't know it
now-now you know ♪
Moon Girl Magic ♪
Yeah, I'm Magic ♪
Thought you knew ♪
Thought you knew, baby! ♪
(growls)
- (thuds)
- (Angel squeaks)
(Devil snores)
(birds chirping)
CASEY ON SPEAKER:
My big red body is beautiful.
(grunts)
CASEY: I, and I alone,
control my destiny.
CASEY:
I break free from my cage
of emotional limits.
- (grunts)
- (buzzing)
(upbeat music playing)
(growls)
(upbeat music playing)
(groans)
(bell dings)
LUNELLA: Angel, Devil?
Mama's here
for her morning cuddles!
Hey, D!
- Are you and An--
- Shh.
Oh, my bad.
Is he still snoozering?
- (growl)
- Oh.
You stayed up all night bonding?
- Stop making me jealous.
- (grunts)
(upbeat music playing)
Oh! So, look,
Case and I are gonna hit
the fabric store real quick.
Just 'cause Angel's a hamster
doesn't mean he can't have
some custom drip, right?
You mind keeping
an eye on him a bit longer?
- (grunt)
- Great! So when he wakes up,
you're gonna wanna give him a
quarter cup of his premixed chow
a pinch of pumpkin seeds,
and-- oh, play some
smooth jazz while he eats.
He loves that.
You da' best, D!
(chuckles)
(record scratch)
(grunts)
(sniffs)
(sniffs)
(snarls)
(squeaks)
(cooing)
- (squeaking)
- (cooing)
(growls)
COMPUTER VOICE:
Imposter!
No DNA match! Fraud!
(thunder rumbling)
(car horn blares)
(rat squeaking)
(growls)
(Angel squeaks)
(Devil grunts)
(grunts)
(bell dings)
(gasps)
CASEY: No! He's gone!
- Angel is gone!
- Okay.
Something went down, Casey.
- Devil wouldn't just bounce?
- Hmm, yep, yep.
Wheels turning.
Fade in.
A charming two-ton T-Rex
spends a mellow morning
bonding with his bitty BFF,
when a straight-up
super villain
busts into the place
and he's got hamster
on the brain.
Our dashing dino
brings the thunder,
but the baddie bolts
with our fantastic fur baby,
and Devil hightails it out
in hot pursuit,
risking it all to save
his beloved baby brother.
And scene.
But why would a super villain
wanna take Angel?
You've seen
what a preciosito he is!
The real question is
what super villain
wouldn't wanna take him?
Aww, poor Devil.
Out there tryna save Angel
all by himself!
It's like Mimi always says.
BOTH: Nobody comes
between me and my babies!
LUNELLA: Moon Girl magic!
(rat squeaks)
A hamster?
Chased by the same red reprobate
who works with Moon Girl,
who hijacked our heist!
Well then,
we must extend our hospitality
to our brother in rodentia.
Get the hamster,
lure the larcenists,
- get revenge, eat pizza!
- (snaps finger)
(rats squeaking)
Welcome, kindred creature!
Consider this your sanctuary,
my fine friend.
Tell me, what brings you to my
humble corner of the underworld?
(squeaking)
Oh yes, a class pet in crisis.
I thought as much.
Not a bad gig if you're inclined
towards the domestic.
Now, don't dwell
on that diabolical dino.
You're among family now!
Stay as long as you like.
(rock music playing)
Prepare our forces.
Revenge is at hand.
(rock music playing)
(Angel squeaking)
(rat squeaking)
Very well, revenge is at paw.
Now go!
(grunts)
Devil!
Already a step ahead of me
with the Angel search party.
So tell me everything.
Whose cakes do we gotta
shake to save Angel?
(grunts)
Whaddya mean yours?
- (grunts)
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
How do you accidentally
let a hamster run away?
(grunts)
Hold up,
and then you lied to me?
(grunts)
Devil, he could be
anywhere by now!
Ugh, how could you?
Ah! I am so
mad at you right now!
- (whining)
- Don't even.
All right.
You've done enough.
I think I need to fix
this on my own.
(grunts)
Yeah, I thought
we were a team, too.
(grunts)
SINGER:
Holed up, out of the city ♪
Bounty on my head ♪
I don't care
if you call me brother ♪
Nothing you say
gonna bring me back ♪
I got the same gun ♪
With new bullets ♪
A long line of my new sins ♪
I'm trigger-happy maniac ♪
So tell me, Father ♪
How many sins
must I confess? ♪
Holed up, out of the city ♪
Bounty on my head ♪
I don't care
if you call me brother ♪
Nothing you say
gonna bring me back ♪
(beeping)
Really, the sewer?
Well, guess we'll find out
if Pops is right about lizards
lurkin' down there.
(water splashing)
(beeping gets faster)
- (Angels squeaks)
- (gasps)
- (squeaking)
- (gasps) Angel!
Oh, you're even cute
when you're in peril.
- (Angel squeaks)
- LUNELLA: Oh,
Why're you all chained up?
(squeaking)
Sorry little fluff,
I don't speak hamster.
Gimme an hour, then maybe.
Hey.
Was that--
(groans)
Seriously?
(scoffs) Come on.
I'm not (screams)
stupid.
(upbeat music playing)
(rats squeaking)
(Lunella grunts)
Who's there?
And why'd you jack my hamster?
I didn't "jack" squat,
Moon Girl.
Your terrifying T-Rex
drove your helpless
hamster here.
And now he's brought me you,
the pulverizer of pizza parties!
You ruined my life's work.
So now I shall ruin you.
Whoa!
(grunts)
Ah, nothing
like the soothing sound
of poetic justice, no?
(squeaks)
Oh, you thought
we were simpatico
simply because we're from
the same mammalian order?
No hamster!
You were merely bait.
You were never one of us.
Off you go, old sport!
- (squeaks)
- (hissing)
(Lunella grunts)
Angel, go!
I'll find a way outta this.
(grunts)
(hissing)
(moans)
- (squeaks)
- (grunts)
(snarls)
(squeaks)
Drop her, as they say,
like she's hot.
Mmm-hmm.
(footsteps thudding)
(growls)
Devil!
(upbeat music playing)
Don't hate the player, Ratso,
hate the game.
I just gotta get that scanner,
and bring in the noise!
(upbeat music playing)
MOON GIRL:
They try to take what I got ♪
Get her!
Turn it into something else ♪
But I'm not
giving it up, no ♪
Gotta do it for myself ♪
Watch us go on ♪
Let's get fired up ♪
We are strong ♪
Have we had enough? ♪
We cannot be stopped ♪
We can't be tamed
oh no no no ♪
We're rising
We can find a way ♪
We'll find our place ♪
♪Together
Here forever ♪
- Oh, oh ♪
- (rats squeaking)
We can't be tamed,
we can't be tamed ♪
Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
We can't be tamed,
we can't be tamed ♪
We all got
mountains to climb ♪
We got fears to overcome ♪
Watch us go on ♪
Let's get fired up ♪
- Good going, Angel?
- SINGER: We are strong ♪
Have we had enough? ♪
(rats squeaking)
Ohhh ♪
We can't be tamed,
we can't be tamed ♪
Ohh ♪
We can't be tamed,
we can't be tamed ♪
(whirring)
(rats squeaking)
(Rat King grunts)
Drop him like he's hot, D.
Whoa! (grunts)
You haven't seen the last of me!
The Rat King will rise again,
returning in a raging,
reckoning of rancor and
(grunts)
Alliteration is exhausting.
(stammers) Look,
I'm just a mutated street rat
who found a paper crown one day
and decided to go with it.
So, uh, whaddya gonna do?
Uh, you're kinda close to the
Whoa!
(Devil Dinosaur whines)
You really don't have
to apologize, D.
(growl)
- Hold up.
- (grunts)
You were jealous? Of Angel?
(growls)
I could never replace you, D.
There is no Moon Girl
without Devil Dinosaur!
But love isn't pizza.
We ain't gonna
run out of slices.
I got enough love in my heart
for you and Angel, all right?
- Trust.
- (grunts)
You know, I owe you
an apology, too.
I shoulda never made you feel
like you're not my number one.
There's no one
I'd rather fight bad guys with,
or make bad jokes with,
or watch movies (gasps)
Movie night!
Ugh! I totally spaced.
Oh man, Devil, I'm the worst!
(snarls)
Aw, I think
you're the best, too.
Hey, was that our first fight?
(grunts)
I didn't love it,
but maybe we came through it
even stronger?
(grunts)
(chuckles)
Oh!
Oh, it's a beautiful thing!
(upbeat music playing)
Say cheese pizza!
- (camera clicks)
- Aww.
I'mma miss our little crew.
(grunt)
You know, since Angel has to
go back to school on Monday.
(growl)
Oh, did I not tell you
this was just for the weekend?
(growls)
(suspenseful music playing)
(upbeat music playing)