Mum Bhai (2020) s01e08 Episode Script

[Title Montage]
[Man 1] The cops have
come to encounter me!
Are you not fed up of being with
gangsters and guns all the time?
That you even want
to watch a gangster movie?
Listen to me.
Now you are already married,
and back from the honeymoon too.
When will you introduce
me to the producer?
Very soon.
I won't stay young forever.
Get it?
I want to see myself
on the silver screen.
So do I.
Then introduce me to the producer.
-I am talking about myself.
-[Ranjana] What?
Do you want to become an actor too?
[Man behind] Quiet please.
[Man 2] Sir, Maya's
mother wants to meet you.
[Man 3] Call her.
You think I am a fool?
I won't act in films.
They will make a movie about my life.
This director has made
many movies on gangsters.
Now he will make a
film about the real heroes.
Get lost.
[Narrator] There was a time
Rama was someone's right-hand.
Today, he ruled over all of Mumbai.
Whatever he touched, turned to gold.
Time and the ones who
flow with it are the most powerful.
And the time demanded cocaine.
In Mumbai, Rama
was Cocaine King.
But ATS too was on his heels.
And after the last episode
Karekar stopped sharing
his locations with Bhaskar.
[Man 4] Cops are here, run.
[Man 5] Move ahead, I will cover.
[Karekar] Come on, shoot. Shoot.
Shoot him.
Dinkar, cover him. Cover him.
Go down.
Motherfker, what are you doing?
Tell me, who is your boss?
-[gunshot]
-[loud ringing]
You shot from such a close range.
I could have been shot.
You did exactly that, with me.
Do you remember?
What?
What?
Motherfkers! What's going on here?
You couldn't shoot a gangster.
Yet you are
accusing your colleague?
Sir, my gun was jammed.
[Bhaskar] And he shot me so closely,
my ears are still ringing.
[Bhide] Gun jam?
Sir before leaving
I had checked it myself.
-Checked the gun?
-Hey.
Enough, Bhaskar!
[Karekar] You are raising
your hands on your colleague,
and also falsely blaming him?
This is the last warning.
Or else I will transfer you
to immersion duties or securities.
Let's go. Clean up here.
[Narrator] Bhaskar's
relations had started souring.
And after ATS'
raids at Rama's den
Bhaskar's relationship with
Rama was also under threat.
What happened?
Are you not in the mood?
-Come close, I will turn you on.
-Move away.
-Have you gone mad?
-Fker, don't shout!
Why are you yelling?
Who taught you to fk?
I did.
Or you would still be
blowing condoms. Fker.
Have you forgotten your manners?
You want to teach me manners?
Why should I do anything for you?
When you want to fk me for free.
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
Should I tell you?
You are fooling me since long.
You will introduce me to the
producer! Make me a heroine!
Producer! Producer! Producer!
-Can't you think anything beyond him?
-Hey, don't scream. Chill.
[Ranjana] You and I, both know.
We are not sleeping
together for love.
We both are using each other.
If you can't do it, just say it.
You are not the only one,
who has contacts in films.
Bloody hell.
-Neither are you the only one, who
wants to sleep with me. -Go away.
Blood fker.
[Narrator] Bhaskar replaced
Brijesh's heroine in a jiffy
and helped Ranjana
bag her first film.
And her first brother.
Got a tip for you.
You don't give tips.
You are a pimp.
Lick those who give you commission.
If you want to remain alive,
then listen to me.
-Or else I better get going.
-Tell me.
Zaheer has issued a
contract for your death.
Contract?
Blood fker can't
even chew a paan properly.
And he hired goons to kill me?
Look, Emotional Bhaskar
he has lost his business.
Not his money.
He will lose all his money.
But he will not be able
to pay the price of my life.
If he had hired a killer,
I would be the first person to know.
From Rama?
Not everybody is a pimp like you.
[Bhaskar] Some are friends.
Friends who sacrifice
their lives for you?
Here.
Rama will take a bullet here,
for me.
Get it?
And what if his own
family is in danger?
Then too?
Yes.
Okay.
Nice watch.
[Vaishnavi] Ready? Shall we leave?
Why do you look so tensed?
Did Shirodkar say something?
Let's go.
Did you take the keys?
[Brijesh] Applause!
Friends, I present
you my new venture
under the banner of
Rose Petal Entertainment.
Name of the film is, Glamour.
And starring in my film
is superstar Akhil Kapoor.
Please applause.
And for the first time.
I am introducing a new face.
Miss Ranjana Nagpal.
Applause.
-[Vaishnavi] I will be back.
-Where are you going?
[Vaishnavi] Don't you want
to double the investment?
Sir, I did everything you said.
The posters are well-made.
[Ranjana] Sir, just a minute.
-Her name is bigger than the
hero's name. -[Ranjana] Hey, come.
[Bhaskar] What is it?
What are you doing?
Are you mad?
[Ranjana] Thanking you.
Okay, fine.
I will come tonight.
-[Ranjana] I will show you love.
-Look my wife is here.
Vaishnavi. Ranjana.
Ranjana, she is Vaishnavi.
What?
Vaishnavi.
It's not you what you're thinking.
It isn't like what you saw.
You know
we don't have an
ordinary marriage, right?
It is a partnership.
[Vaishnavi] I am not
going to shed tears.
Because I know
it doesn't matter to you,
whether I still love you or not.
And it doesn't matter to me, that
you are nude with numerous girls.
But listen to this very carefully
I have the account
of all the money of those
whom you are sleeping with.
If you cheat about the money
then you won't be able to
even buy clothes for yourself.
Get it?
From today, neither will
you interfere in my life.
Nor will I, in yours.
Clear?
And listen
when you come out of shock, gather
all this and switch off the lamp.
[phone ringing]
-Hello.
-Bhaskar, come see me immediately.
-Why?
-I don't have time.
-Leave immediately.
-[Bhaskar] Now?
Yes, now.
What?
But where Anna?
You keep changing homes every day.
Just sit in the car, you will reach.
Okay, I am coming. Hang up.
[Narrator] Once, Rama and Bhaskar would
understand each other without words.
And now, the situation is as such,
even with words
they don't know if they
should trust each other's words.
Pridhvi, you are here?
What's the matter?
I don't know, you ask Dad.
Hop in.
Where do we have to go?
[Pridhvi] Right from
here and then a left.
Son makes the father a beggar.
But here a father has
made the son a beggar.
-[Bhaskar] Anna.
-[Rama] Don't step out.
-Let us go.
-Where?
-What's going on?
-I will tell you on the way.
[Bhaskar] Where?
I will tell you on
the way. Let's go.
You made Pridhvi do this?
You know how dangerous
it is outside?
I know how dangerous it is,
do you know?
[Rama] 24 hours, your office
and home are being scrutinized.
-Now come on, drive.
-Your boys?
[Pridhvi] Dad, I will come along.
-No, not now.
-I will come along too.
Come, we will have fun.
It will be a good drive. Come.
-[Bhide] I don't understand him.
-[Karekar] Good morning.
Good morning, sir.
-Where is this dkhead?
-He had called.
He said he was utilizing
his pending honeymoon leaves.
Fker.
He has fked around with so many,
wonder if he can still
get a hard-on with his wife.
-When is he coming back?
-He didn't say, sir.
That's the problem.
He is licking the a of
politicians and influential people.
-[Rama] It is very sad.
-What?
Ranjana. She has AIDS.
But you don't worry.
You didn't get wet in the rain;
you wore a raincoat.
-Anna.
-What? You didn't wear a raincoat?
Fker, you didn't wear a condom?
Oh, no.
[Rama] What happened?
I am joking. Your
face was worth seeing.
You got shit scared.
Totally.
It seems you will never have
a hard-on in your entire life.
-Let me check yours. Let me check.
-I am joking.
[Rama] I am joking. You don't worry.
You will not die a petty death.
When you die,
you will die in style.
Like Bachchan.
[phone ringing]
Is it your boss calling?
Do you think he is my boss? Hello.
It is me speaking.
Where are you?
Jerking in my bathroom,
want to join?
[Shirodkar] Take my
tip seriously, Bhaskar.
Rama can attack you at any time.
Stop fking around.
Bhaskar, please understand.
After your death, he will
replace Zaheer's position in Mumbai.
[Shirodkar] Your friendship
is a facade for him.
Don't be emotional.
-Okay, hang up.
-Are you with someone?
-Am I ever alone?
-With whom are you talking?
With whom are you?
Railway crossing.
Are you leaving the city?
Okay, hang up.
I will talk to you later.
Don't take this lightly.
Hello? Bhaskar?
[phone ringing]
[Rama] Why are you
going on attending calls?
Two friends are going
on a trip after so long,
and you want to spend
all the time on phone calls?
Anna, you too give me your phone.
My phone? Here it is.
[Rama] Okay, switched it off. Fine.
Now both the phones are here.
[phone ringing]
Hello, Constable Shinde speaking.
Can I speak to Bhaskar?
[Shinde] Who's this?
His wife.
He still isn't here.
What is it?
He has forgotten his ID at home.
Trying his phone since long,
it is switched off.
Oh, is it?
I will inform him, when he comes.
Okay, thank you.
Bhide, sir.
[knocking]
[Karekar] Yes, come in.
-[Bhide] Sir.
-Yes, Bhide.
[Bhide] Bhaskar's wife had called.
He left saying
he was going to the office.
Motherfker.
He wants to do it alone.
Without keeping us in the loop,
he wants to kill Rama alone.
And take all the credits.
Now what, sir?
Will pierce his a so bad,
so that he will think of
me every time he takes a dump.
-Trace him.
-Sir.
And inform me as soon
as you get any news.
[Bhide] Sir.
[doorbell ringing]
Sis-in-law, you?
Tell me one thing,
with whom were you talking
in a code language, over the phone?
Hmm?
Hey, I taught you to be a man.
And you want to fool me?
Tell me.
[Rama] With whom
were you talking to?
Would you have told me,
if I were you?
Why wouldn't I tell?
Life is so screwed.
We both are best friends.
But because of our professions,
we can't even trust each other.
Isn't it true? We chose this life.
Hey, I forgot to wear
vermillion on my forehead.
[Meera] Pridhvi said,
they both left together.
Did Bhaskar say anything?
No, he
Did Bhaskar come to your house?
Only Pridhvi was there.
I was at the temple.
And Pridhvi doesn't
know where they both went?
[Meera] I don't know, Vaishnavi.
But I am feeling very scared.
Don't worry.
I know someone who
knows where he is.
Wow.
Care to knock?
-Where is Bhaskar?
-Where?
How would I know?
Isn't it your job?
To keep track of people.
I am a journalist.
Not God. Right?
Sit.
All I know is that he is with Rama.
[Vaishnavi] Now both
their phones are switched off.
With Rama.
I need to do something quickly.
His life is in danger.
I know how to save him.
Leave.
[Ranjana] Hey, can't
you knock before entering?
So, what if you are a cop?
Whom are you showing the gun to?
I am not scared of it.
You must have seen it many times
while dropping Bhaskar's pants.
-Hey, get out.
-Shut up!
[Karekar] I am not stuck in between
your legs like Bhaskar is. Get it?
Don't show me your attitude.
Where is he?
How would I know?
-[Karekar] Let me check your phone.
-[Ranjana] Hey.
Is the police so weak
that you're using force on girls?
Go away from here.
You are a whe, behave like one.
[phone ringing]
[Man 6] I am so hungry. Even
a banana will satiate my hunger.
Wait, I will ask them.
Hey do you know where
the breakfast is served?
-[Karekar] Fker.
-Why are you hitting me?
I am an artist too.
Bloody morons!
-Hello.
-[Shirodkar] Hello, Karekar sir.
Yes, who is it?
A tip about Bhaskar.
He is with Rama Shetty, sir.
Motherfker,
I knew that they both were together.
Where are they?
[Shirodkar] 99% they both
are going to their village.
99% means?
Sir, it is up to you now,
to believe me or not.
-Where is his village?
-[Shirodkar] Belawad
Tumkur District.
Something big is going
to happen today, sir.
But why are you telling me this?
[Narrator] Shirodkar had
made Bhaskar a celebrity.
And today Bhaskar was ignoring him.
Shirodkar was still bitter about
the humiliation Karekar brought him.
You purposely sent me to Dubai.
And Karekar didn't
want Bhaskar in the team.
[Bhaskar] You don't give tips.
You want commissions.
[Narrator] So, he thought, why
not pit them against each other?
After all, watching people
fk each other over
was something
Shirodkar loved very much.