My Dad the Bounty Hunter (2023) s01e08 Episode Script

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["Passin' Me By" playing]
[helicopter passing]
- [laughing] Whoo!
- [stick smacks]
Hey! Watch the paint.
Psh. Man, I'm never having kids.
[radio switching]
[music continues]
- [slurping]
- [pager beeping]
[groans] Boy.
Mmm?
Now, in my younger days
I used to sport a shag ♪
When I went to school
I carried lunch in a bag ♪
With a apple for my teacher
'Cause I knew I'd get a kiss ♪
- [music stops]
- Huh?
Oh, crap!
- [Jon panting]
- [groans] Dang it.
[tense music playing]
[both grunting]
[Terry panting]
Huh? [groans]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[snickers]
[grunts]
[Terry grunts]
- [Jon screaming, groans]
- [body thuds]
[groaning]
Guess I got the drop on you, huh?
Yeah, I know.
I am funny.
I get that all the time.
- [metal creaking, shatters]
- Ah!
- Oh, sh
- [snickers]
Man, what is that?
You get that at RadioShack?
Whoa! Hey, man!
I'm just freelance. I ain't no cop.
[snickers]
Whoa! What in the
What the what?
Wh No, thank you. Nope. Uh-uh.
Never underestimate a mark,
even when he's down.
Hello, Zeno.
Uh Who are you?
I'm the guy who's supposed
to be catching this yag-off.
Let me guess. You're after him too.
Uh Yeah?
Zeno, you gakbag.
How did you manage
to be a deadbeat in multiple star systems?
[Terry gasps]
[Zeno growling]
[Terry] Huh?
What's that for?
It's your half. You know, for finding him.
That's gotta be, like, five grand.
That's a good amount, right?
You know, you're pretty good
for a terrestrial.
If I get overbooked, you know,
I might be able to throw you some work.
What?
Bounty hunting.
[somber music playing]
[kids sobbing]
Wow. You guys really loved your partner.
That was our dad, you jerk!
[wailing]
- No! [wailing]
- [Lisa sobbing]
Dad?
Wow, Glorlox. You killed their dad.
I mean, that's pretty messed up, man.
Uh
That goes with the gig.
Sabo, he would He's the first
Terry, he brought this on himself!
[kids sobbing]
What Don't look at me.
Prisoners to their cells!
What's everybody looking at?
You're gonna pay for what you did
to our dad, squid face!
[sniffling]
Stay in orbit. Get the Conglomerate.
Tell 'em we've got their fugitive.
Vax, I'm scared.
[Vax] Don't be.
They're not gonna kill you.
There would be no profit in it.
But what about you?
What are they gonna do to you?
I knew what I signed up for.
And they don't have me yet.
[Lisa sniffling]
Do you think our dad's okay?
I do not know.
[Lisa] I just
The last thing I said to him,
I didn't mean it.
I was just mad.
The last thing I said
before he [sniffles]
[sobbing]
Leeza.
These feelings, they are important.
But they are for another day.
They will not save us right now.
We must focus on the moment.
We still have time to change our outcome.
But what are we gonna do?
We don't have any weapons.
We have time. And we have our minds.
Can you help me do this?
[sighs] Okay.
The Conglomerate ships are too big
to warp here right away.
They're gonna have to fuel up first.
That buys us some time.
Let's look at our surroundings.
Is there anything of use to us?
Maybe we can fashion
something into a weapon.
[sighs]
[dramatic music playing]
[heartbeat thumping]
- [groaning]
- [ringing in ear]
[grunting]
[groans] All the planets
you could have died on.
[groans] Chillion.
[gasps] Sean. Lisa.
They're still out there.
[grunting]
- [groaning]
- [ringing in ear]
[body dragging]
[Terry groans]
Hmm?
[Chillas grunting]
[groans] What the
[Chillas grunting]
Oh no.
- [grunts, groaning]
- [Chillas grunt]
[Chakalau] Enough!
Let me speak to him.
You guys can talk?
Indeed! We were known as great orators.
Until they made us wear the collars
which scrambled our speech patterns.
Wow. That's really messed up.
Hey. Ain't you the one
that stole my blaster?
- [spear smacks]
- [groans] Oh, man!
Yes. You are the one
who kidnapped Vax. [growling]
Yeah, well, don't waste your energy.
Someone else stole her from me.
[Chillas gasp]
So she's alive.
Yeah, for now.
I gotta find a way
to get to Sean and Lisa.
[Chillas gasping]
Don't worry, guys. I'm coming.
What is your connection to Leeza?
Are you her friend?
[Terry] Well, probably not at the moment.
- [metal bangs]
- [grunts]
- I'm her father.
- [Chillas gasp]
Father of Leeza!
- [KRS] Terry.
- [gasps]
Hey, KRS. You okay?
[KRS] I think so.
But I can't feel the rest of me.
[sad music playing]
So, Vax is with Leeza.
They are in prison together?
Yeah. They're in danger. Which is why
I don't have time to talk to you.
We could help.
Thanks, but I'm in a hurry.
- [wrist beeping]
- [sparks sizzle]
[Chakalau] Everyone!
Vax and Leeza are alive.
But they need help.
[Chilla] What is this, Chakalau?
Why should we risk our lives?
Vax knew the chance she was taking.
The laws of the colony state
Do not preach to me
the laws of the colony!
I etched them onto the walls
of the mines with my own claws
so our youngest may know them.
One of those laws demands,
"When an ally is in danger,
a Chilla must answer the call."
But what can we do?
We should go back
to the jungles where we belong.
Tell me, Alderman Chooman.
I do not see one
of their collars around your neck.
So why do you speak as if there is?
[Chillas gasping]
What What is happening right now?
- We don't have
- [KRS] Shh. He is trying to help us.
Have we heard
the zookeeper's speech so often
that we now take it as truth
that the Chilla are helpless,
simple creatures?
[Chillas] No!
[Chakalau] Who cannot live without
the Conglomerate's gracious food pellets.
The poor Chilla, he cannot even fight!
[Chillas] We can fight!
Then let us show them!
Vax and Leeza freed us.
It is time to repay our debt
and to educate their captors
on the true nature of the Chilla!
[Chillas cheering] Yes! Yeah!
Yeah!
We will get you a ship.
Okay, Gizmo. Where at?
Leave it to us.
So got any weapons?
[Chakalau] Will this do?
Holy Yeah, yeah, okay.
Just point it over there, not at my head.
- [comms ringing]
- Incoming call from Conglomerate.
Glorlox.
[EHC fixer] Hello.
We heard you have something for us.
You could say that.
You know that fugitive, the one
Sabo Brok was supposed to bring in?
Well, I got her. [laughs]
Sabo went rogue. Didn't have
the stomach for the job, in my opinion.
But me and my team stayed on him.
And after he dropped the ball,
we were there to extract her.
[fixer] You have her with you?
Well, before we get to that,
we gotta talk about my rate.
[fixer] And what would that be?
Well, see, that's the tricky part.
'Cause, you know,
I ain't got a fixed rate, necessarily.
You know, a bounty like this,
well [chuckles] you're looking at
[fixer] Stay where you are.
We're on our way.
Huh? What?
Wait. [chuckles] Hold on a second.
I didn't even tell you, uh
Must've tracked our coordinates.
[groans] All right. Just stay in orbit.
Hmph. Bunch of snakes.
How's this?
It'll do.
- [sparks sizzling]
- I I think I got it.
- [explodes]
- [gasps]
Whoa! Sean, how did you
I added a few upgrades.
Very impressive, Robo-Sean.
Thanks.
[ominous music playing]
[grunts]
[growling]
[inspiring music playing]
[gray guard] Gentlemen!
We are the survivors! We, precious few.
It is up to us
to defeat these furry insurgents.
This is where we make our sta
[guards] Huh?
- [Chillas yelling]
- [roars]
[guards groaning]
- [guard groans]
- [roars]
[guard whimpering]
[feel-good music playing]
- Huh?
- [Chilla yells]
[guards groaning]
[guard 1 panting]
[guard 2] I'm freaking out, man.
[whimpers] I can't do it. [crying]
[emotional music playing]
[guard 1] Shh. It's okay.
We're gonna get through this.
[guard 2] I can't do this.
I can't do this.
[guard 1] I'm not going anywhere.
No matter [screams]
[guard 2] Samantha, no!
- [roars]
- [Samantha screams]
I love you!
[guard 2] No! No! No!
[feel-good music continues]
[gray guard] Stand your ground!
I said stand your gr
Remember, we're gonna need to board them
without exchanging cannon fire.
My kids and Vax are on board.
Hmm.
[both gasping]
Uh Hey! The prisoners!
Quick! Grab the weapons. [panting]
[Bogdog panting] Ah!
- [Vax grunts]
- [Bogdog groans]
[Torga] Freeze, sister.
[blaster charging up]
Now turn your butts around
and get back in that cell.
[Lisa] Uh
- Don't test me now.
- [alarm blaring]
Now what?
[Terry] Attention.
You are an unsanctioned craft
in Conglomerate territory.
Prepare to be boarded for inspection.
Listen, you yag.
We're on an important mission
for the Conglomerate, your bosses!
[Terry] If that's true,
we won't take long.
Prepare to be boarded for inspection.
- [metal bangs]
- [grunts]
[groans]
- Why does no one listen to me?
- [Lootbat whimpering]
Bogdog. Quit lying around!
Ship inspection.
[Lootbat grunts]
Bogdog's not lazy. You're lazy.
- [Vax grunts]
- [kids yelping]
[Sean groans]
[Terry] Purpose of voyage?
I told you, we're bounty hunters!
[Terry] So you say.
Transporting any alien fruit aboard?
Gorp melons?
No! We haven't transported
any Gorp melons!
[Terry] Well, we need
to see your inventory.
Any goods or prisoners
must be accounted for.
We don't allow smugglers.
Be my guest.
All we got here are prisoners.
[Terry] Mm-hmm.
[groaning]
Mmm!
[Bogdog growling]
What are you looking at, huh?
[Terry] And we're gonna need
to see your contract with the head office.
I don't need a paper contract, okay?
I just spoke to 'em.
No paperwork? Sounds like smugglers.
You Marf licker!
We don't need stupid papers!
We are an elite team of mercenaries!
You got a problem with Bogdog, punk?
Huh?
Huh?
Uh-oh.
What the
[Terry] No papers.
Guess we're gonna have to turn this ship
around! [grunts]
["The Boogie" playing]
[Sean] Whoa!
Report to the dance floor
Report to the dance floor ♪
[Lootbat] I don't like this!
I feel like getting crazy ♪
Sabo! [groans]
[both grunting]
[Chakalau laughs]
- [Sean screaming]
- [Lisa] What is happening?
[grunting]
Leeza.
[kids whimpering]
[Vax grunting]
[both grunting]
[Bogdog growls]
- [Lootbat yelps]
- [Bogdog yelps]
Jump! Jump! ♪
Higher, baby ♪
Jump! Jump! ♪
Getting higher, baby ♪
Jump! Jump! ♪
[spear smacks]
[Bogdog whines, growling]
On three.
One, two, three!
- [Sean panting, screams]
- [Vax grunts]
[both grunting]
Ah!
- [grunts]
- [Glorlox groaning]
[groans]
Not bad. But here comes the thunder!
[both grunting]
- [bones crack]
- [groans]
[Glorlox grunts]
[Terry groans]
- [Glorlox groans]
- [thrusters whooshing]
- [Chillas grunting]
- [Bogdog grunts]
- [pop]
- [groans, whimpers]
[Vax] Huh?
Uh The prisoners!
- [grunting]
- [Vax grunting]
- [smacks]
- [Bogdog whines]
[Chakalau] Vax!
Leeza!
It's great to see you!
Chakalau! How did you get here?
Your father, my people, and I [grunts]
we've infiltrated the ship
to rescue you! [laughs]
- [both] Dad!
- [Terry gasps]
Kids!
[Glorlox grunts]
[Lootbat laughing]
- [Chilla whimpering]
- [Lootbat grunts]
[screams, grunts]
[kids whimper]
- [blaster fires]
- [shot hits]
[Lootbat] I'll take that.
[laughing]
[Torga snickers]
[Vax grunting]
We gotta help Vax.
Lisa, look at Lootbat.
[thrusters whooshing]
[Lisa] Stay hidden, Sean.
[grunting]
[Lootbat groaning, yelling, groaning]
[both grunting]
[glass squeaking]
[both groaning]
[Glorlox panting]
[both grunting]
[groans]
[Vax yells, grunts]
[groans]
[breathing heavily]
[both grunting]
[Vax groans]
[grunting]
[breathing heavily]
[both grunting]
[Glorlox groans]
- [Terry grunts]
- [groans, gasps]
- [Terry grunting]
- [blow lands]
[breathing heavily]
You're right, Glorlox.
I did underestimate you.
[blaster charging up]
[dramatic music playing]
Sabo, I didn't know.
[Terry growls]
[Sean] Daddy!
You're okay!
Sean!
[calm music playing]
I thought you were gone.
[Glorlox grunting]
[Chillas growling]
[sighs]
[sobbing]
Dad! [sobs]
[uplifting music playing]
- [body dragging]
- [Chillas grunting]
[Glorlox's crew groaning]
[ominous music playing]
[Glorlox laughs]
Well, look who's here.
Whoa.
No.
Dad, what is that?
[Terry] It's my boss.
[music crescendos]
[techno music playing]