My Wife and Kids (2001) s01e08 Episode Script

1 JEREMY TAYLOR ALREADY HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
NO, HE DOESN'T.
THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.
UH-UH.
LISA BENNET IS HIS GIRLFRIEND.
PLEASE! SHE'S ALL USED UP.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD.
WELL, YOU HEARD WRONG.
LISA'S BEEN OU WITH EVERYBODY.
I HAVEN'T BEEN OU WITH HER.
EVEN LISA BENNET HAS STANDARDS.
LOSER.
OH, REALLY? YOU'RE THE LOSER.
YOU'RE THE LOSER.
YOU PICK YOUR NOSE WITH A WRENCH.
AT LEAST I HAVE A "B" CUP.
BIG TALK COMING FROM A GUY WHO HAS A PEACH FUZZ MOUSTACHE.
EVEN GRANDMA HAS MORE OF A MOUSTACHE THAN YOU.
ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT SOMETHING? BRING IT ON.
OW! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! SIT DOWN NOW.
MICHAEL, WORLD WAR III IS HAPPENING OVER HERE.
WHERE ARE YOU-- KADY, BABY, NO, NO, NO.
PUT THE-- TURN THE WATER OFF.
MICHAEL, HELLO? DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON HERE? YEAH, THE KIDS ARE PLAYING, AND SO ARE THE KNICKS.
TV Announcer: THE KNICKS AND THE LAKERS FROM THE INFAMOUS HOUSE OF BASKETBALL MADISON SQUARE GARDEN HERE IN MANHATTAN.
MICHAEL, YOU KNOW I HATE I WHEN YOU DON' LISTEN TO ME.
HUH? HONEY, WE WORK ALL WEEK LONG.
SATURDAY IS FAMILY DAY.
I KNOW, BUT I WANNA SPEND I WITH MY NBA FAMILY.
LOOK, THERE GOES COUSIN SHAQ.
I REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, HE WAS THAT BIG.
I USED TO LOVE TO WATCH HIS MOTHER JUMP UP AND SPANK HIS BEHIND.
HEY, YOU! UH-UH.
YOU ARE NO GONNA IGNORE ME.
I AM NOT GOING AWAY.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU PLUG THE CABLE IN YOUR EAR AND I'LL WATCH I ON YOUR BEHIND.
EVEN PATRICK EWING WOULD BE CUTE ON THAT SCREEN.
FINE, MICHAEL.
IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT, SIT HERE ALL DAY IGNORING YOUR FAMILY WHILE YOUR CHILDREN RUN AMOK AND YOUR WIFE GROWS MORE AND MORE FRIGID.
ENJOY YOUR GAME.
OKAY.
I HATE THAT GUILT.
GO AHEAD, WIMP BOY.
GO AHEAD.
KEEP THE PEACE, WIMP BOY.
YES, COMING, DEAR.
JAY.
[CHUCKLES.]
HEY, LISTEN, I KNOW WHA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I HEARD YOU IN THERE.
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
NO, I DIDN'T, BUT I'VE COME IN HERE TO HUMBLE MYSELF, HOPING THA MY SWEET WIFE WILL LET ME WATCH THE GAME.
PLEASE.
IT'S THE ONLY DAY I GET A CHANCE TO BE A GUY.
I WANNA SIT AND SCRATCH THE BALLS OF MY FEET.
MICHAEL, YOU KNOW WHAT? SERIOUSLY, LATELY I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I TRY TO TALK TO YOU, YOU TUNE ME OUT.
I MIGHT AS WELL BE SPEAKING CHINESE.
I FEEL THE SAME WAY, LUCY LIU.
WHY IS I THAT EVERY TIME I SIT DOWN TO RELAX, YOU FEEL THAT'S A SIGNAL TO GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO? 'CAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO DO IN THIS HOUSE.
ALL RIGHT, THEN WRAP SOME OLD TOWELS AROUND MY FEE AND I'LL SIT THERE AND I'LL POLISH THE FURNITURE WHILE I WATCH THE GAME.
LOOK HOW FAR I CAN REACH.
I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, MICHAEL.
THIS IS THE WEEKEND.
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE CAN DO SOMETHING TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.
WELL, I HOPE THE FAMILY LIKES BASKETBALL, BECAUSE I'M GONNA LE MY HAIR DOWN AND WATCH THE GAME.
FFINE.
FINE.
FINE.
YOU WATCH YOUR STUPID BASKETBALL GAME WHILE I RAISE THE CHILDREN THAT WE HAD TOGETHER ALL BY MYSELF.
COME ON, JAY.
THE KIDS ARE NOT GONNA GROW UP THAT MUCH BETWEEN NOW AND 4:00.
UHH! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PROMOTE SOMETHING THAT NOBODY ELSE WANTS? BECAUSE I WANT IT.
OKAY.
YOU WAN FAMILY TIME? FINE.
WE'LL HAVE--HEY, KIDS, Y'ALL COME ON IN HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? NOTHING.
WE'RE JUS GONNA HAVE FAMILY TIME.
WHAT'S UP, DAD? AND I HOPE THIS IS GOOD.
I JUST REACHED LEVEL 5: THE MOONS OF KRYBO.
WELL, I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT, SON, BUT YOUR MOM FEELS A SUDDEN NEED TO BOND.
I WAS GLITTERING MY NAILS.
OH, SIT DOWN.
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING, KADY? POOPING.
YOU CLENCH THAT THOUGHT.
'CAUSE I GO SOME GREAT NEWS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FAMILY TIME! EWW.
EWW.
HUH? HUH? LOOK, I KNOW WE HAVE A 4,500-SQUARE-FOOT HOME, BUT YOUR MOM IS HAPPY WHEN WE'RE WITHIN INCHES OF EACH OTHER.
SO COME ON.
EVERYBODY COME CLOSE.
COME CLOSE.
IT'S FAMILY TIME.
WE ARE FAMILY 'CAUSE MAMA WON'T LET ME SEE TV MICHAEL! WHAT? IT'S PAR OF FAMILY TIME.
IT'S FAMILY BANTER.
LITTLE JOKING.
OKAY, SO, SON, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT PLANNED FOR TODAY? WELL, FIVE MINUTES AGO, I WAS UPSTAIRS IN MY ROOM ENJOYING MYSELF.
BUT NOW I'M BACK DOWNSTAIRS STARING AT MY SISTER, WHO, BY THE WAY, I REALLY HATE.
RIGHT BACK AT YA.
WELL, WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START HERE.
THEY'RE GOING TO A BOWLING PARTY.
OH.
CLAIRE'S GOING BOWLING? THAT'S RIGHT.
MY BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS GOING BOWLING? HEAVY LIFTING? STINKY SHOES? THAT'S NOT YOUR THING.
JEREMY TAYLOR'S HER THING.
WHO IS JEREMY TAYLOR? THE DORK SHE'S IN LOVE WITH.
HE'S NOT A DORK.
IS, TOO.
IS NOT.
IS NOT.
IS, TOO.
WELL, BABY, IF JUNIOR SAYS HE'S A DORK, THEN I GOTTA BELIEVE HIM, BECAUSE HE'S AN EXPER IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
[CLAIRE LAUGHS.]
THIS IS FUN.
WATCH THIS.
JEREMY AND CLAIRE SITTING IN A TREE HELP ME OUT, KADY.
K-I-S-S-L-M-N-O-P CLAIRE'S IN LOVE, CLAIRE'S IN LOVE OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S IT.
I'M TOO MATURE FOR THIS.
I'M OUTTA HERE.
CLAIRE'S IN LOVE JUNIOR! MICHAEL! YOU HAPPY NOW? NOT QUITE.
THERE'S STILL A LITTLE MORE FAMILY AROUND.
HEY, KADY, WHA ARE YOU GONNA DO TODAY? FLUSH.
AFTER YOU FLUSH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? I'M GONNA WATCH "POWER PUFF GIRLS" IN THERE.
IN THERE ON THAT TELEVISION? WELL, YOU CAN'T.
WHY? BECAUSE THE POWER PUFF GIRLS ARE AT HOME WATCHING THE BASKETBALL GAME.
THEN WHAT AM I GONNA DO, DADDY? HMM.
WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND SPIN AROUND REAL FAS IN THE BACKYARD TILL YOU FALL DOWN.
YEAH.
YAY! WELL, I BELIEVE MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
FAMILY TIME: IT'S FAN-TASTIC.
MICHAEL.
HMM? MICHAEL.
WHAT? I TRIED TO COMMUNICATE, BUT THE KIDS GO THEIR OWN STUFF GOING ON.
THAT'S FINE, MICHAEL.
I SURRENDER.
I'M THROUGH ARGUING.
I JUST WANT YOU TO DO ME ONE FAVOR.
SURE, BABE.
[SPEAKING CHINESE.]
LET'S GO! LET'S GO! [SPEAKING CHINESE.]
ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT? THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT? HONEY, I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
WHOO! WHOO! WHAT THE HELL DID SHE JUST SAY? HEY, SON.
WHATEVER IT IS, I DIDN'T DO IT.
OH, YOU DIDN'T LOSE A $100 BILL? OKAY.
I'LL PUT IT BACK.
SO HOW'S SCHOOL? WHY ARE YOU HERE, DAD? YOU DIDN' HAPPEN TO HEAR WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID THAT SHE AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING LATER ON? NO.
LAST THING I HEARD HER SAY WAS, "JUNIOR, TURN OFF THOSE POWER RANGERS AND GO TO BED.
" HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT? ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO.
ALL RIGHT.
THANKS.
SO NOW THA I THINK ABOUT IT, I DO REMEMBER HER SAYING SOMETHING ABOU CLEANING THE BASEMENT.
CLEANING THE BASEMENT.
ARE YOU SURE? I'M NOT REAL SURE ABOUT ANYTHING, DAD.
AS YOU WERE.
OH, JEREMY, STOP IT.
I'M NOT THAT CUTE.
[LAUGHS.]
SERIOUSLY? OH, THANKS.
[LAUGHS.]
OH, YOU'RE A DOLL.
HEY, CAN I COME IN? SURE.
WOW.
THAT'S A GREA SWEATER YOU GOT ON.
YOU KNOW, YOUR MOM HAS ONE JUST LIKE THIS.
NOT ANYMORE.
YOU'RE GONNA WEAR THA TO THE BOWLING PARTY? WHY? DO YOU HATE IT? NO.
I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT.
[SIGHS.]
PERFECT.
NOW I GOTTA GO CHANGE.
[LAUGHS.]
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT YOUR MOTHER WANTS TO DO WITH ME LATER.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT? GO AHEAD.
GUESS.
GUESS.
BUT YOU JUST SAID I NEVER WOULD.
I WANT YOU TO TRY AND GUESS.
WHAT'S THE POINT IN TRYING-- JUST GUESS! YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO HER, WERE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YEAH, I WAS LISTENING.
WERE YOU? OOH, I'M TELLING MOM THAT YOU WERE NOT LISTENING TO HER.
SHH.
RIGHT AFTER SHE HAD JUST FINISHED TELLING YOU, "MICHAEL, YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME.
" OKAY, LET'S SAY I WASN'T LISTENING.
OOH, I'M TELLING-- SHH! OKAY, IF YOU KEEP TALKING-- OO-OOH-- OO-OOH-- OOH-- LOOK, I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.
SO CAN I.
YEAH? DADDY? DAD? DADDY! DAD! DAD! DAD! OKAY, WE CAN DO THIS THE HARD WAY, OR WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY.
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'.
YOU TELLING ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOUR DADDY TO DO? THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT.
IF I HAVE TO, I'LL TICKLE IT OUT OF YOU.
IF I HAVE TO, I'LL CALL MY LAWYER.
AND WHO'S YOUR LAWYER? MOMMY.
ALL RIGHT, KNUCKLES, LET'S MAKE A DEAL.
YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING, ANYTHING, AND THE NEXT TIME YOU PEE THE BED, I'LL TELL MOMMY I DID IT.
DEAL.
OKAY, WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME? BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM? I'M LISTENING.
KEEP TALKING.
MOMMY'S CAR GOES BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
BOOM, BOOMTHAT'S IT.
SHE WANTS ME TO GE HER CAR SERVICED.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE-- OH, THAT'S WHA I LIKE TO SEE.
YEAH, JUST SPENDING SOME NON-NBA QUALITY TIME WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE GIRLS.
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
AND SPEAKING OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE GIRLS, I'M ABOUT TO HEAD OU AND TAKE YOUR CAR TO THE SHOP.
GET IT TUNED UP, GET THE WHEELS ALIGNED, YOU KNOW, OIL CHANGE.
GET RID OF THA BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
BABY, YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? THAT IS SO SWEET.
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TAKE THAT THING IN FOREVER, AND I'VE BEEN SO BUSY.
I WAS GONNA ASK YOU TO DO IT, BUT-- YOU DIDN' ASK ME TO DO IT? NO.
WELL, I GUESS I'LL TAKE THE KIDS TO THE BOWLING PARTY.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT, TOO.
I'LL CALL UP JEREMY'S MOM AND TELL HER SHE DOESN' HAVE TO TAKE THEM.
OH, SO I WASN' SUPPOSED TO TAKE THEM.
SO I GUESS I'LL JUST PICK 'EM UP? SWEETIE, WHAT DID YOU DO? DID YOU TAKE SOME KIND OF GOOD-HUSBAND PILL TODAY OR SOMETHING? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR ME? CLEAN THE BASEMENT? I GAVE UP TRYING TO GET JUNIOR TO DO THA FIVE YEARS AGO.
BABY, YOU ARE THE BEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR TONIGH FOR THIS THING THAT WE'RE GONNA DO? OH, WELL, THAT'S A SURPRISE, BUT I PROMISE YOU YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
YOU JUST DO YOUR PART.
OH, YEAH, I'LL DO MY PART.
I'M DEAD.
THAT'S A FACT, JACK.
NO, HE DIDN'T.
HE DID? NO, HE DIDN'T.
GIRL, NOW, YOU KNOW MEN DON'T LISTEN.
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.
GRETCHEN, GRETCHEN, NOW, YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION.
GIRL, DON'T SLASH HIS TIRES.
I'M NO BAILING YOU OUT AGAIN.
YEAH.
GIRL, LOOK, JUST TELL ME EVERYTHING.
YOU GOT ME ALL RILED UP.
GIVE ME DETAILS.
JAY, CAN I TALK TO YOU? YEAH, YEAH, SURE, SURE.
[SPEAKING CHINESE.]
WHAT? WHAT? CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME? YEAH, SURE.
I'D LOVE TO.
YEAH.
OKAY.
HEY, I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
ME, TOO.
YEAH.
YEAH, GIRL.
UMGRETCHEN, YEAH, LET ME CALL YOU BACK.
HOLD ON.
DID YOU HAPPEN TO HEAR ANY OF-- NEVER MIND.
WHAT DID HE SAY? HEY, BABY.
HEY.
WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO? I'VE BEEN SLAVING OVER A STOVE MAKING THAT PEACH COBBLER THAT YOU LIKE.
OHH.
[SNIFFS.]
WOW.
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT? YOU DON'T WANT IT? NO, I WAN PEACH COBBLER, BUT WHEW! MAN, WHAT A DAY.
FIRST BASKETBALL, THEN PEACH COBBLER.
THAT'S MY SECOND AND THIRD MOST FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD.
OH! THEN WHY DON'T YOU COME ON UPSTAIRS AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE NUMBER ONE THING ON YOUR LIST.
YOU GOT HALLE BERRY UPSTAIRS? HALLE BERRY AIN'T GO NOTHIN' ON ME, AND IN FIVE MINUTES, NEITHER WILL I.
WHOO! NOTHIN'.
I SAID NOTHIN'.
WHOO! COMING! COME ON, TIGER.
SO DID I DO THAT THING FOR YOU? YEAH, TWICE.
MY EYES ROLLED BACK SO FAR IN MY HEAD, I THOUGH I WAS BLIND.
THANK GOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE I HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY LEF FOR LATER ON WHEN WE DO THAT THING WE SAID WE WERE GONNA DO.
YOU REMEMBER? REMEMBER? HOW CAN I FORGET? DID YOUR EYES ROLL BACK? YEAH.
OHHHH JUNIOR, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
I HATE YOU.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET YOU.
IT WAS INTENDED FOR KAREN.
WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I TOLD YOU.
BUT YOU WERE SO BUSY STARING AT JEREMY TAYLOR, THAT YOU DIDN'T HEAR A WORD I SAID.
IT'S LIKE I WAS SPEAKING CHINESE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE YOU.
I HATE YOU NOW AND I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER.
YOU KNOW WHAT, JUNIOR? I'M GONNA COME BACK IN ANOTHER LIFE, AND I'LL HATE YOU THEN.
HEY, WHAT'S ALL THIS HATE? THIS STUPID JERK PLAYED A PRACTICAL JOKE ON ME.
I WAS THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE WHOLE BOWLING ALLEY, AND NOW JEREMY TAYLOR THINKS I'M A FREAK.
WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO? REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE TELLING ME HOW YOU PLAYED A JOKE ON COUSIN FREDDY WHEN YOU WERE KIDS? WHEN I GLUED HIS FINGERS IN THE BOWLING BALL? YEAH, THAT ONE.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW STUPID HE LOOKED WALKING AROUND WITH A BOWLING-- WE CALLED HIM FREDDY BOWLING HANDS.
WELL, IT WASN' THAT FUNNY.
I MEAN, IT WAS AMUSING.
I'LL BE OUT THERE.
WOW.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
SO DO YOU.
I JUST HAD MY HEAD POLISHED.
WHERE ARE THE KIDS? THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN EATING DINNER.
EATING DINNER? I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL GOING OUT FOR DINNER.
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? BECAUSE THAT'S WHA WE AGREED ON-- YOU WEREN'T LISTENING TO ME, WERE YOU? WHAT? WHEN? WHEN I CAME IN HERE THIS MORNING AND YOU WERE WATCHING YOUR STUPID BASKETBALL GAME AND I SAID, MICHAEL MICHAEL.
WHAT? I TRIED TO COMMUNICATE, BUT THE KIDS GO THEIR OWN STUFF GOING ON.
THAT'S FINE, MICHAEL.
I SURRENDER.
I'M THROUGH ARGUING.
I JUST WANT YOU TO DO ME ONE FAVOR.
SURE, BABE.
TONIGHT, WHEN THE KIDS COME BACK FROM THEIR BOWLING PARTY, LET'S GO OU FOR A NICE DINNER.
LET'S GO! YEAH, OUT.
JUST THE FAMILY.
NO WORK, NO TELEVISION, JUST YOU, ME, AND THE KIDS.
ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT? THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
HONEY! I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.
WHOO! WHOO! YOU DIDN'T HEAR A WORD I SAID.
BUT I TOLD YOU THAT.
DID NOT.
WHEN DID YOU TELL ME THAT? YES, I DID.
WHEN YOU WERE ON THE PHONE IN THE KITCHEN.
I WALKED IN.
YOU WERE GABBING.
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
YES, YOU DID.
JAY, CAN I TALK TO YOU? UH-HUH.
LISTEN, BABY, YOU WERE RIGHT.
I DIDN'T HEAR A WORD YOU SAID TO ME THIS MORNING.
AND I REALLY FEEL BAD, BECAUSE YOU'RE MY QUEEN, BABY.
AND WHEN YOU WALK IN THE ROOM, YOU DESERVE MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
I MEAN, I WANNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU, OKAY? SO TONIGHT I'M GONNA FEED THE KIDS EARLY AND THEN YOU AND I, WE'RE GOING OUT, DINNER AND DANCING.
WHAT? YEAH, WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN A LONG TIME.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL ROSA.
WOULD YOU DO THA FOR ME? YEAH, SURE.
I'D LOVE TO.
YEAH.
OKAY.
HEY, I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
ME, TOO.
FEELS SO GOOD.
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, MISS COMMUNICATION? I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
THAT'S RIGHT, AND HALLE BERRY.
SHUT UP! I GUESS YOU DIDN'T CALL ROSA, 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME ASK YOU TO CALL ROSA.
NO, NO.
WELL, THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE CEREAL WITH THE KIDS FOR DINNER.
OH, NO.
I DON'T GE ALL DRESSED UP, MAKE COBBLER, AND HAVE SEX FOR SOME CAP'N CRUNCH.
NO.
THE KIDS ARE BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.
HEY, HOW'S YOUR HAND? I CAN FINALLY FEEL MY FINGERS NOW.
GOOD.
YOUR DAD AND I ARE GOING OUT FOR DINNER.
WE'RE LEAVING YOU IN CHARGE OF YOURSELVES.
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND JUS IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW THEM, WE'RE GONNA TELL YOU THEM ONE MORE TIME.
JUNIOR [BOTH SPEAKING CHINESE.]
MICHAEL, YOU KNOW I HATE I WHEN YOU IGNORE ME.
HMM? HONEY, WE WORK ALL WEEK LONG YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ME.
I MEAN, I REALLY WANNA WATCH THE GAME AND I DON'T KNOW MY LINE.