Netflix Presents: The Characters (2016) s01e08 Episode Script
Dr Brown
1 Hey! Whoa! Hey, buddy! Hey! I think I left my wallet in there.
You think I can get in real quick? Sorry, man.
Come back tomorrow.
- You're just shutting down.
- No, I got to lock up.
- Come on! I left my wallet in there! - Is there a problem? Oh, my God.
Were you on the news a couple of weeks ago? You were, huh? For that boat that went down off the coast of San Diego.
I don't want to talk about that.
Oh, man.
A whole bunch of people drowned on there, huh? Yeah, my friend died.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry to hear about that.
Hey, listen.
I'm on my way to a buddy's shindig.
It's his 40th.
You're totally welcome to come with me.
Sorry, man.
I'm tired.
I'm going to go home.
Are you sure, man? It could be cool to meet some new people, hang out.
Yeah? All right, man.
I'm sorry to hear about your friend.
Right across the street? - Yeah.
- All right.
- Really? - Yeah.
I'm Sam.
Terry.
Terry.
All right.
Michael, row the boat ashore Hallelujah - Would you like to try? - Yeah.
Remember the diaphragmatic breathing, OK? Mi Mi - I got to remember that.
- OK.
Take your time.
Mi Michael Michael Michael, row the boat Are you all right? I'm good.
Michael, row the - God! It's so hard! - Don't worry about it.
Try this.
Row the boat ashore Michael, row Row the boat ashore Hallelujah Michael, row Michael, row Michael, row Michael, row Michael, row All righty.
Let's see here.
I might have gotten this.
Just a little tweak, and we got it.
All right.
I think your sink might be ready.
- Oh, great! - Yeah.
- That was so quick.
- Yeah.
- What was wrong with it? - You had a missing part I had to replace.
So, if you check right down there.
- Boom! - Brilliant.
- And no leak.
- Great.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, definitely.
- How much do I owe you? - Sign here and we'll bill it directly.
- Oh, great.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
- All right.
- Thanks so much.
- Yeah.
- Nice to meet you.
Yeah, you, too.
OK.
- Have a good day.
- OK, yeah.
You, too.
- OK.
- See you.
Bye.
Hey.
I forgot to leave you with my fridge magnet.
It's got my information.
You can give me a buzz.
- Great! Thank you.
- Yeah.
OK.
All right.
Well, see you.
- Bye.
- All right.
Hey.
You don't think I can get that fridge magnet back, do you? I think I'm running low.
- Did you put it on your fridge? - Yeah.
Next time.
Hey.
Me again.
Sorry.
Listen, I'm on my way right down the street to a buddy's shindig.
It's his 41st.
You're totally welcome to come with, if you want.
- Come with you? - Yeah.
I don't mean to be crossing some professional boundary, but it's right down the street.
- We could grab a Bud Light.
- I've got a lot of work to do.
All right.
Just quick, take a little break from work? - OK.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Let me finish up what I am doing.
- OK.
All right.
Great.
All right.
Hey.
You know what? On second thought, I don't think I'm going to that shindig.
I'm just kidding.
Michael, row Hey.
- Randy? - Jim? - Yeah.
- How are you? Thanks for meeting me.
Sure.
- All right.
So this is her, huh? - Yeah.
It's a bit older than the photos.
- What year did you say it was? - '74.
'74? Man, I thought it was '94! Look at the tires.
They're super worn down.
The engine's so rusty.
How many miles does it have on it? Three thousand.
Three thousand? I thought it had 300, man.
You're missing a zero in the ad.
Do you mind if I get on it? Sure.
Sure.
It's super uncomfortable.
- How long have you had it for? - Six years.
Six years? All right, I'll take it.
Michael, row I've just had enough.
So I think I'm just going to go out to sea.
Like, just buy a boat and drift out, and wherever I end up, I end up.
That's who Hey! What's up, man? Yeah! Hey, come around.
Yeah.
Cool.
I'm just I'm tired of the land.
Like, I see it all.
Like, a few buildings I Yeah.
No, no.
Just Yeah.
It's not locked.
Yeah, just come around.
But a boat rocks, and you can forget who you No.
There's another entrance.
Yeah.
Yeah, go around.
All the way round.
This way now.
So You know, get a dog, get out on the sea, put up a sail.
What the hell? Hang on.
It's like I just let you in! You know, I just I got to go.
I'm sorry.
Hey, can I get a latte? Thanks.
Hey.
Sorry to interrupt you guys, but are you speaking in Russian, by chance? Yes.
I spent a couple of weeks in Saint Petersburg a couple of weeks back.
Hey.
Sorry.
You guys wouldn't mind if I join you while I drink my coffee? Just to be around the language.
I really enjoy it.
- OK.
- Yeah? All right.
Oh, yeah.
So, which part of Russia are you from? Moscow.
Is that far from Saint Petersburg? About ten hours.
- Drive? - Flight.
Oh.
Wow.
That's a long flight.
Hey.
This is going to sound a bit strange, man.
My buddy is having a little shindig right down the street.
- Shindig? - Like a little party, fiesta.
- OK.
- Yeah.
- You're totally welcome to come with.
- Oh, no, no.
It's OK.
It's OK.
All right.
We could just grab a Bud Light or something, you know? Easy.
Just right down the street.
- Down the street? - Yeah.
OK.
- Yeah? - OK.
Yeah.
- All right.
Great.
I'm Dave.
- Wojciech.
All right.
Wojciech? All right.
Hey! Hey, man! Hey! No, no, no.
You cannot pee here.
What are you doing, man? It's a tree.
It's a tree.
Come on! Welcome, guys.
How are you? - Can I get you started? - The chicken.
- The fish.
- How about you, sir? - The steak.
- How would you like that cooked? Uh Uh Mm Uh Uh I'll get the fish.
Fish.
Hey.
I'll get two Bud Lights.
Thanks.
All right.
So, how long have you been in New York? About 16, 17 years.
- How long? - About 16, 17 years.
- All right.
15 years.
Cool.
- Yeah.
- This is my buddy, Tim! It's his 40th! - Hey, man! This is Terry, man.
Remember on the news, that ship that went down off the coast of San Diego? Oh, that's awesome! No, but his buddy drowned on the ship.
Oh, that's cool, man! You must be pumped! No, man.
His buddy's dead, man! Oh, my God.
That's amazing! Well, let me know when that is, because I want to come to that.
Sorry, man.
It's a bit loud in here, huh? - What? - It's a bit loud! It's loud! - Yeah, it's loud! - Yeah.
I live right across the street.
We could go back to my place? It's more chilled out.
What? We could go back to my place.
More chilled out.
Oh, I'm cool here! - What? - I'm cool here! I can't hear.
We should go back to my place.
It's more chilled out.
We can talk and hear each other.
OK.
All right.
Cool.
I'll get two Bud Lights.
All right.
- Cheers! - Cheers! Salut! - How long have you been in New York for? - Five years.
- How long? - Five years! Nice.
Six and a half years.
Cool.
Oh, hey! This is my buddy, Tim.
- Hey, man! - It's his 41st.
This is Vanessa, man.
I fixed her sink.
Oh, that's awful! No, no, no.
Her sink is fixed.
It had a leak and I fixed it.
Oh, I'm so sorry! But, you know, you need to pick yourself up.
Tim, you don't understand, man.
It's all good.
Her sink is fixed! Oh, that's just awful! Well, let me know when that is, because I want to come to that.
- Bit loud in here, huh? - Sorry? It's a bit loud! - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Hey, I live right across the street.
We could go back to my place.
It's more chilled out.
Oh, no.
I think I'm going to finish my drink and head home.
What? I'm going to finish my drink and head home.
I can't hear you.
We should go back to my place.
It's more chilled out.
That way we can talk.
- OK.
- Yeah? All right! I'll get two Bud Lights.
Danke schÃn.
Hey, man! Hey! Wojciech! Yeah, that is right.
- How's it going? Come inside.
- It's too loud in there.
Come on, man! Just come in.
- We'll grab a Bud Light.
It's easy.
- No, it's too loud.
Well listen, man, I live right across the street.
We can go over there.
It's more chilled out.
- Across the street? - Yeah.
OK.
- All right.
- OK.
- Hey.
Now, are you ready to try it again? - Yeah.
- OK.
- OK.
Rowed the boat ashore Row Rowed Michael rowed the boat ashore Row - I'm not getting it! - You can get it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Michael rowed OK, this is what I want you to do, sweetie.
Stop thinking with this, and start thinking with this.
- Start singing with this.
- All right.
- This.
- All right.
- This! - This.
OK.
All right.
OK.
- OK? - Yeah.
Michael rowed the boat ashore Hallelujah You can do it! Michael rowed the boat ashore Hallelujah You got it! Michael rowed the boat ashore Hallelujah Michael rowed the boat ashore Hallelujah Oh, my God! What the fuck are you doing? Sorry.
Michael, row So, she hit my buddy in the face with what I thought was a glass.
- So I hopped over those seats.
- Yeah? And then I started pounding on the dude, and he's swinging back.
- And I got him in an arm bar, right? - Yeah? - And I just booted him out.
- Yeah? - Just like that.
- How did you do it? - Oh.
My bad.
- All right.
Yeah, so it was, like, I got it like this, right? And the guy was swinging back at me, but he can't reach.
- Yeah? - But I got him good and kicked him out.
No way, man! And that was your buddy from the boat? No.
Hey, man.
I got to bust out for a bit, but you're totally welcome to hang out, if you want? - Well, I can head out.
- Are you sure, man? You don't want to take a shower, or take a nap, or something? All right.
All right! I'll be back in a little bit, then.
All right.
I left a towel for you on your bed.
Thank God I knew self-defense, so I was able to actually take his arm and hold onto him, because otherwise - So how did you do it, exactly? - It was bent back like this.
- Yeah? - I had him like that.
What happens if he tries to go like that? There's some pressure point you can push here.
- Oh, really? - It renders you incapacitated.
Wow! All right.
Well, welcome! - Thanks! - Yeah.
- And cheers.
- Cheers.
Hey, listen, I got to bust out for a little bit, but you're totally welcome to hang out while I'm gone.
You have to go? Yeah, but I'll be back pretty soon.
If you want, you can take a nap, or have a shower, or something? OK.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
All right.
Cheers.
- Oh! Sorry! - Cheers! - I left a towel for you on your bed.
- Thanks.
Yeah, so you just take it like this, twist it behind a little bit.
- Then you're good to go.
- No way! Yeah! Home free.
Wojciech, I got to bust out, but you're welcome to hang out.
Take a nap, have a shower.
I left a towel for you on your bed.
- OK.
- All right.
Sweet.
- OK.
- All right.
Hey, Terry.
Terry? Terry, buddy? Terry, buddy? Terry? Terry, bud? Terry! Terry, buddy? Terry! Terry, buddy? Terry! Oh, man! Terry? Terry? Terry? Hey, Vanessa.
Vanessa? Vanessa, buddy? Vanessa? Vanessa, buddy? Vanessa! Vanessa, buddy? Vanessa! Vanessa! Vanessa, buddy? Hey, Wojciech.
Wojciech? Wojciech? Terry! Have you seen Terry, the security guard? No? I fixed her sink.
Oh, my God.
Have you guys seen Terry, the security guard? You haven't seen him? Oh, man! Terry? Vanessa? Wojciech? Terry? Vanessa? Wojciech? Vanessa! Vanessa! Terry! Terry! Hey, buddy! Have you seen Terry? Hey, listen, man.
My friend's having a shindig across the street.
Come over.
I live right there.
Come over, have a nap, take a shower.
I'll leave a towel for you on the bed! Come on! Just come over.
Just come over.
I'll leave a towel for you on the bed.
Vanessa.
Wojciech.
Terry.
Steal away Steal away Steal away To Jesus Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah
You think I can get in real quick? Sorry, man.
Come back tomorrow.
- You're just shutting down.
- No, I got to lock up.
- Come on! I left my wallet in there! - Is there a problem? Oh, my God.
Were you on the news a couple of weeks ago? You were, huh? For that boat that went down off the coast of San Diego.
I don't want to talk about that.
Oh, man.
A whole bunch of people drowned on there, huh? Yeah, my friend died.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry to hear about that.
Hey, listen.
I'm on my way to a buddy's shindig.
It's his 40th.
You're totally welcome to come with me.
Sorry, man.
I'm tired.
I'm going to go home.
Are you sure, man? It could be cool to meet some new people, hang out.
Yeah? All right, man.
I'm sorry to hear about your friend.
Right across the street? - Yeah.
- All right.
- Really? - Yeah.
I'm Sam.
Terry.
Terry.
All right.
Michael, row the boat ashore Hallelujah - Would you like to try? - Yeah.
Remember the diaphragmatic breathing, OK? Mi Mi - I got to remember that.
- OK.
Take your time.
Mi Michael Michael Michael, row the boat Are you all right? I'm good.
Michael, row the - God! It's so hard! - Don't worry about it.
Try this.
Row the boat ashore Michael, row Row the boat ashore Hallelujah Michael, row Michael, row Michael, row Michael, row Michael, row All righty.
Let's see here.
I might have gotten this.
Just a little tweak, and we got it.
All right.
I think your sink might be ready.
- Oh, great! - Yeah.
- That was so quick.
- Yeah.
- What was wrong with it? - You had a missing part I had to replace.
So, if you check right down there.
- Boom! - Brilliant.
- And no leak.
- Great.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, definitely.
- How much do I owe you? - Sign here and we'll bill it directly.
- Oh, great.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
- All right.
- Thanks so much.
- Yeah.
- Nice to meet you.
Yeah, you, too.
OK.
- Have a good day.
- OK, yeah.
You, too.
- OK.
- See you.
Bye.
Hey.
I forgot to leave you with my fridge magnet.
It's got my information.
You can give me a buzz.
- Great! Thank you.
- Yeah.
OK.
All right.
Well, see you.
- Bye.
- All right.
Hey.
You don't think I can get that fridge magnet back, do you? I think I'm running low.
- Did you put it on your fridge? - Yeah.
Next time.
Hey.
Me again.
Sorry.
Listen, I'm on my way right down the street to a buddy's shindig.
It's his 41st.
You're totally welcome to come with, if you want.
- Come with you? - Yeah.
I don't mean to be crossing some professional boundary, but it's right down the street.
- We could grab a Bud Light.
- I've got a lot of work to do.
All right.
Just quick, take a little break from work? - OK.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Let me finish up what I am doing.
- OK.
All right.
Great.
All right.
Hey.
You know what? On second thought, I don't think I'm going to that shindig.
I'm just kidding.
Michael, row Hey.
- Randy? - Jim? - Yeah.
- How are you? Thanks for meeting me.
Sure.
- All right.
So this is her, huh? - Yeah.
It's a bit older than the photos.
- What year did you say it was? - '74.
'74? Man, I thought it was '94! Look at the tires.
They're super worn down.
The engine's so rusty.
How many miles does it have on it? Three thousand.
Three thousand? I thought it had 300, man.
You're missing a zero in the ad.
Do you mind if I get on it? Sure.
Sure.
It's super uncomfortable.
- How long have you had it for? - Six years.
Six years? All right, I'll take it.
Michael, row I've just had enough.
So I think I'm just going to go out to sea.
Like, just buy a boat and drift out, and wherever I end up, I end up.
That's who Hey! What's up, man? Yeah! Hey, come around.
Yeah.
Cool.
I'm just I'm tired of the land.
Like, I see it all.
Like, a few buildings I Yeah.
No, no.
Just Yeah.
It's not locked.
Yeah, just come around.
But a boat rocks, and you can forget who you No.
There's another entrance.
Yeah.
Yeah, go around.
All the way round.
This way now.
So You know, get a dog, get out on the sea, put up a sail.
What the hell? Hang on.
It's like I just let you in! You know, I just I got to go.
I'm sorry.
Hey, can I get a latte? Thanks.
Hey.
Sorry to interrupt you guys, but are you speaking in Russian, by chance? Yes.
I spent a couple of weeks in Saint Petersburg a couple of weeks back.
Hey.
Sorry.
You guys wouldn't mind if I join you while I drink my coffee? Just to be around the language.
I really enjoy it.
- OK.
- Yeah? All right.
Oh, yeah.
So, which part of Russia are you from? Moscow.
Is that far from Saint Petersburg? About ten hours.
- Drive? - Flight.
Oh.
Wow.
That's a long flight.
Hey.
This is going to sound a bit strange, man.
My buddy is having a little shindig right down the street.
- Shindig? - Like a little party, fiesta.
- OK.
- Yeah.
- You're totally welcome to come with.
- Oh, no, no.
It's OK.
It's OK.
All right.
We could just grab a Bud Light or something, you know? Easy.
Just right down the street.
- Down the street? - Yeah.
OK.
- Yeah? - OK.
Yeah.
- All right.
Great.
I'm Dave.
- Wojciech.
All right.
Wojciech? All right.
Hey! Hey, man! Hey! No, no, no.
You cannot pee here.
What are you doing, man? It's a tree.
It's a tree.
Come on! Welcome, guys.
How are you? - Can I get you started? - The chicken.
- The fish.
- How about you, sir? - The steak.
- How would you like that cooked? Uh Uh Mm Uh Uh I'll get the fish.
Fish.
Hey.
I'll get two Bud Lights.
Thanks.
All right.
So, how long have you been in New York? About 16, 17 years.
- How long? - About 16, 17 years.
- All right.
15 years.
Cool.
- Yeah.
- This is my buddy, Tim! It's his 40th! - Hey, man! This is Terry, man.
Remember on the news, that ship that went down off the coast of San Diego? Oh, that's awesome! No, but his buddy drowned on the ship.
Oh, that's cool, man! You must be pumped! No, man.
His buddy's dead, man! Oh, my God.
That's amazing! Well, let me know when that is, because I want to come to that.
Sorry, man.
It's a bit loud in here, huh? - What? - It's a bit loud! It's loud! - Yeah, it's loud! - Yeah.
I live right across the street.
We could go back to my place? It's more chilled out.
What? We could go back to my place.
More chilled out.
Oh, I'm cool here! - What? - I'm cool here! I can't hear.
We should go back to my place.
It's more chilled out.
We can talk and hear each other.
OK.
All right.
Cool.
I'll get two Bud Lights.
All right.
- Cheers! - Cheers! Salut! - How long have you been in New York for? - Five years.
- How long? - Five years! Nice.
Six and a half years.
Cool.
Oh, hey! This is my buddy, Tim.
- Hey, man! - It's his 41st.
This is Vanessa, man.
I fixed her sink.
Oh, that's awful! No, no, no.
Her sink is fixed.
It had a leak and I fixed it.
Oh, I'm so sorry! But, you know, you need to pick yourself up.
Tim, you don't understand, man.
It's all good.
Her sink is fixed! Oh, that's just awful! Well, let me know when that is, because I want to come to that.
- Bit loud in here, huh? - Sorry? It's a bit loud! - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Hey, I live right across the street.
We could go back to my place.
It's more chilled out.
Oh, no.
I think I'm going to finish my drink and head home.
What? I'm going to finish my drink and head home.
I can't hear you.
We should go back to my place.
It's more chilled out.
That way we can talk.
- OK.
- Yeah? All right! I'll get two Bud Lights.
Danke schÃn.
Hey, man! Hey! Wojciech! Yeah, that is right.
- How's it going? Come inside.
- It's too loud in there.
Come on, man! Just come in.
- We'll grab a Bud Light.
It's easy.
- No, it's too loud.
Well listen, man, I live right across the street.
We can go over there.
It's more chilled out.
- Across the street? - Yeah.
OK.
- All right.
- OK.
- Hey.
Now, are you ready to try it again? - Yeah.
- OK.
- OK.
Rowed the boat ashore Row Rowed Michael rowed the boat ashore Row - I'm not getting it! - You can get it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Michael rowed OK, this is what I want you to do, sweetie.
Stop thinking with this, and start thinking with this.
- Start singing with this.
- All right.
- This.
- All right.
- This! - This.
OK.
All right.
OK.
- OK? - Yeah.
Michael rowed the boat ashore Hallelujah You can do it! Michael rowed the boat ashore Hallelujah You got it! Michael rowed the boat ashore Hallelujah Michael rowed the boat ashore Hallelujah Oh, my God! What the fuck are you doing? Sorry.
Michael, row So, she hit my buddy in the face with what I thought was a glass.
- So I hopped over those seats.
- Yeah? And then I started pounding on the dude, and he's swinging back.
- And I got him in an arm bar, right? - Yeah? - And I just booted him out.
- Yeah? - Just like that.
- How did you do it? - Oh.
My bad.
- All right.
Yeah, so it was, like, I got it like this, right? And the guy was swinging back at me, but he can't reach.
- Yeah? - But I got him good and kicked him out.
No way, man! And that was your buddy from the boat? No.
Hey, man.
I got to bust out for a bit, but you're totally welcome to hang out, if you want? - Well, I can head out.
- Are you sure, man? You don't want to take a shower, or take a nap, or something? All right.
All right! I'll be back in a little bit, then.
All right.
I left a towel for you on your bed.
Thank God I knew self-defense, so I was able to actually take his arm and hold onto him, because otherwise - So how did you do it, exactly? - It was bent back like this.
- Yeah? - I had him like that.
What happens if he tries to go like that? There's some pressure point you can push here.
- Oh, really? - It renders you incapacitated.
Wow! All right.
Well, welcome! - Thanks! - Yeah.
- And cheers.
- Cheers.
Hey, listen, I got to bust out for a little bit, but you're totally welcome to hang out while I'm gone.
You have to go? Yeah, but I'll be back pretty soon.
If you want, you can take a nap, or have a shower, or something? OK.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
All right.
Cheers.
- Oh! Sorry! - Cheers! - I left a towel for you on your bed.
- Thanks.
Yeah, so you just take it like this, twist it behind a little bit.
- Then you're good to go.
- No way! Yeah! Home free.
Wojciech, I got to bust out, but you're welcome to hang out.
Take a nap, have a shower.
I left a towel for you on your bed.
- OK.
- All right.
Sweet.
- OK.
- All right.
Hey, Terry.
Terry? Terry, buddy? Terry, buddy? Terry? Terry, bud? Terry! Terry, buddy? Terry! Terry, buddy? Terry! Oh, man! Terry? Terry? Terry? Hey, Vanessa.
Vanessa? Vanessa, buddy? Vanessa? Vanessa, buddy? Vanessa! Vanessa, buddy? Vanessa! Vanessa! Vanessa, buddy? Hey, Wojciech.
Wojciech? Wojciech? Terry! Have you seen Terry, the security guard? No? I fixed her sink.
Oh, my God.
Have you guys seen Terry, the security guard? You haven't seen him? Oh, man! Terry? Vanessa? Wojciech? Terry? Vanessa? Wojciech? Vanessa! Vanessa! Terry! Terry! Hey, buddy! Have you seen Terry? Hey, listen, man.
My friend's having a shindig across the street.
Come over.
I live right there.
Come over, have a nap, take a shower.
I'll leave a towel for you on the bed! Come on! Just come over.
Just come over.
I'll leave a towel for you on the bed.
Vanessa.
Wojciech.
Terry.
Steal away Steal away Steal away To Jesus Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah