Noah's Arc (2005) s01e08 Episode Script
I'm With Stupid
1 Noah's Arc - Good morning, believers.
- Good morning.
It is a pleasure to see Another Sunday you are here the house of humility.
- Amen.
- Exactly .
.
I I'm so happy that the father woke me know what I'm saying? The idea to wake up with two meters above ground I am blessed.
How this will continue? Wade, must be seated outside my door now.
- In front of your door? - Wade moved today.
Why for the first time I hear this? Noah, you know you should be consult on any large, life-changing decision connection before it is too! Just because you were pressured in your first link does not make you an expert.
- But he moved! - Do not move.
I'll just spend the night with me temporarily.
My space is inviolable.
But he hopes to remain permanently.
Hell, no! It is too early for, - And - What? Go ahead.
As much as I hate I must admit I am not fully convinced that he not return to women.
do not judge once again The court is not you! Do not judge! This is weird! For those who do not attend church.
I go every Saturday or Sunday.
I have my own church for years.
Church of trance, probably all gay.
My church does not judge who and what they are.
In contrast to this place.
It is filled with gay and transvestites.
Look, I know that there are many problems with the churches of Negroes but is a way I can stay connected with my childhood and my education.
Especially since my parents went to Florida.
Besides Eddie and I believe It is important for Kenya have a strong spiritual foundation.
I do not go to church.
The only reason to make me come is that Chance is getting married here.
Hopefully.
Anyway, There are some very basic religious image very empty! I determined to see my own special style.
If the front and rear a picture of ass.
You are the salt of the earth.
Are you the light the world? Everyone is a black hole.
Let us pray.
Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Sorry I'm late.
Are you waiting long? "45 minutes.
But everything is fine.
How was church? Um interesting.
Are you what? Yes.
The rest are in storage.
Let me help you shalt thou bring them inside.
Although I do not see where we Put it all.
Come, dear, I can move your stuff.
You Can Keep with plans for today.
I told you I want to stay here as much as possible.
Well, then, I will make a change, who make coffee and what to write.
Awesome.
Well, Chance.
What I owe the pleasure? Reverend Alan I wanted to talk about my wedding.
You will marry? This is great! And you want the wedding is here! I see that you have a best man.
And who is happy bride? I am.
I understand But Chance, you know preach tolerance and love for all God's children and if it were, I would be happy that behave ceremony is here.
But it never accepted by the church.
Then I curse court.
I want to present to the board.
Chance, you know that they not for admiration.
Vintage, dying traditionalists why you headachy? Because it is important to me.
Hi, nice.
Cleared space in the closet for some of my clothes.
Also I need and two drawers.
I hope everything is okay.
Sure.
I want to feel at home.
This is only few days, right? Yes.
Two, three, maximum five.
I'm going to take a shower and I ready to play basketball.
Can I mayest shirt? It is the bed.
What happened? Sorry I'm late.
These are for you.
For your fast recovery.
Glad you're here.
There is something I must tell you.
Well.
I got my test results.
I am HIV negative.
Ricky, that's great! For you are you so? - Would you come up with someone who is ? - Negative? This is crazy.
This is the best news.
Well.
So to go to dinner.
Why not stay? To eat later? Use it.
So it is better to like Actually, I thought why not do something else? Also exciting, and to leave it for later? This is equally exciting is it? Well.
Wade? Tarriest thou will know a lot of time? I really need to go.
Just a minute, dear.
Three shaving cream? Two deodorant? Foam face mask, Gel person.
Restorative eye cream? My God! Noah Wade? What happened? What is this? My razors and my shaving brush.
And what stand? In a cup.
Not just a cup! My favorite cup.
We go out for months.
and I drink my green tea in this cup, every day! This is the only that I use did not notice that? Sorry, I used your cup.
We'll wash and return.
Yuk! Girl, please! Of course, there will be problems after sharing their personal space for the first time.
- Do not exaggerate! - You have not seen the pile of male cosmetics covering my entire bathroom.
Are you afraid of most hygienic Wade habits that make it seem less a man? It is not very progressive of you.
This is it! I mean, I'm metrosexual, but damn! How many nights you spent with it? Do not you see everything I had to see? Sometimes you do not want to see what's behind the curtain.
Well.
Call me crazy but I love the idea My man just went to bed in bed and look perfect.
The dream boy of film.
Fortunately, it is only a few days.
Let's talk about something else.
Ricky? Get out there with Dzhinito already? Yes.
He was well.
- Oh, oh - Exactly! I did not have sex! So not plowed field? Since I knew I'm negative I have this blockade in sex.
Because it is positive.
Is there a difference between: sleep with Dzhinito, which you know is HIV positive, and sleep with thousands of other men good percentage of which are also HIV-positive.
The difference is that I know that he is HIV positive! The real difference is I fell in love with him.
And I can not fall in love in someone who will die.
Rick, he will not die.
Well, earlier than any of us.
I know.
I just Just talk to him.
Hello Dzhinito, what happens? Forget to leave $ 20 for a wardrobe.
What? If you treat me as happy with prostitute then pay me.
What happened last night? I had to take care of something in my apartment and seemed so calm, I did not want to wake you.
Well.
What are you doing tonight? Nothing yet.
Why not go through my store at 10 hours? Alex, I'm done finish in a video conference room.
Will dry later tonight.
Well.
Now, Do not forget that should remove paint the floor of my office and sort everything the rear wall.
Alex, this is my afternoon basketball game, remember? Oh, you can walk without a game! This is important! Our clinic.
Sounds like a lot of work.
Maybe we should hire small group of workers? Who needs workers when I got Trey? Chance must go.
Re gonna be late for the meeting the church council.
Just copy a passage.
We must arm ourselves with ammunition to refute every homophobic passage in Bible that affect us.
Romans, Chapter 1 verses 24 to 27.
Some theologians believe to curse men who have sex with men.
Specific in these passages is that heterosexual men sometimes had sex with male prostitutes in pagan temples and All were homosexual.
Oh, professor Counter, What interesting theologians are the ones.
I do not see you there some connection to the dispute.
In the Bible, there Only 6 passages in which mentions homosexuality.
And my intention is to challenge any one time.
I can only imagine how disgraced must be your mother.
How can treat her like that? She prefers to see me married to the man I love than live deceptive life as some members of this society apparently have chosen.
Leviticus: "Man can not lie with man as with woman.
" "This is an abomination.
" In the same chapter is ordered eating crustaceans.
But I'm sure you do not stop to put before your eyes in full Understanding the epic church fish food! It is not necessary you disrespectful.
Forgive me, Father.
It seems to me that when Jesus did New Testament it found all the rules violence and God's punishment.
He does not want to talk for homosexuality but he preached for love and forgiveness, and he calls us to not judge your neighbor but to embrace, so let's get out of hatred and outdated ideas and to keep true message of Jesus! "Love your neighbor as yourself " And love God.
" Thank you! I do what I can.
But you have to realist about it.
What do you mean? See.
We could discuss with them all day but we will not allow wedding is here.
He's right, Chance.
Already heard inside.
Why do we pressure on that? Because it is important for me! I will marry you and urban garbage while we welcome.
Our ceremony must be a place where you feel welcome.
Lord, took board its decision.
The board decided.
In voting three to two votes, approves your request to conducting the ceremony here.
In the reception room of the church not in the main chapel.
A reverend can not to lead the ceremony.
You know what? Our ceremony will A celebration, and not just because your permission thank you but not with gratitude! Hi, Rafael.
Is he back? - Yes, but - Well, he awaits me.
I'll see you later.
Hello Dzhinito.
10 am Is it? I guess I'm benchmark for lost time.
What happened? Are You Mad? We never talked for exceptions.
Do not stand so, say something! Bugs! Offended me! Ricky, if you want to break up with me because it can not overcome that meet HIV-positive just do it! Sorry! I just can not What are you doing? Milo, I wanted to surprise you.
My cup?! My favorite cup? Wade ! I know, dear, sorry was an accident! Can you forgive me? Yes course, that you forgive.
Well.
I thought it's great to be together, so I suggest make it permanent.
Get rid of this apartment.
I will sell my and will get together an apartment.
Cool, eh? Why do not you take a shower, I'll finish with breakfast.
And then we have all day search of a house.
Search houses? I already called my broker.
This is Ricky.
Perhaps I'm too busy.
So leave me sexy message and I'll call you.
Ricky! Call when you hear this message, it is urgent.
Wade wants to search a house.
Milo? I can not hear the water running! I'll be quick! THERE CONTINUED
- Good morning.
It is a pleasure to see Another Sunday you are here the house of humility.
- Amen.
- Exactly .
.
I I'm so happy that the father woke me know what I'm saying? The idea to wake up with two meters above ground I am blessed.
How this will continue? Wade, must be seated outside my door now.
- In front of your door? - Wade moved today.
Why for the first time I hear this? Noah, you know you should be consult on any large, life-changing decision connection before it is too! Just because you were pressured in your first link does not make you an expert.
- But he moved! - Do not move.
I'll just spend the night with me temporarily.
My space is inviolable.
But he hopes to remain permanently.
Hell, no! It is too early for, - And - What? Go ahead.
As much as I hate I must admit I am not fully convinced that he not return to women.
do not judge once again The court is not you! Do not judge! This is weird! For those who do not attend church.
I go every Saturday or Sunday.
I have my own church for years.
Church of trance, probably all gay.
My church does not judge who and what they are.
In contrast to this place.
It is filled with gay and transvestites.
Look, I know that there are many problems with the churches of Negroes but is a way I can stay connected with my childhood and my education.
Especially since my parents went to Florida.
Besides Eddie and I believe It is important for Kenya have a strong spiritual foundation.
I do not go to church.
The only reason to make me come is that Chance is getting married here.
Hopefully.
Anyway, There are some very basic religious image very empty! I determined to see my own special style.
If the front and rear a picture of ass.
You are the salt of the earth.
Are you the light the world? Everyone is a black hole.
Let us pray.
Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Sorry I'm late.
Are you waiting long? "45 minutes.
But everything is fine.
How was church? Um interesting.
Are you what? Yes.
The rest are in storage.
Let me help you shalt thou bring them inside.
Although I do not see where we Put it all.
Come, dear, I can move your stuff.
You Can Keep with plans for today.
I told you I want to stay here as much as possible.
Well, then, I will make a change, who make coffee and what to write.
Awesome.
Well, Chance.
What I owe the pleasure? Reverend Alan I wanted to talk about my wedding.
You will marry? This is great! And you want the wedding is here! I see that you have a best man.
And who is happy bride? I am.
I understand But Chance, you know preach tolerance and love for all God's children and if it were, I would be happy that behave ceremony is here.
But it never accepted by the church.
Then I curse court.
I want to present to the board.
Chance, you know that they not for admiration.
Vintage, dying traditionalists why you headachy? Because it is important to me.
Hi, nice.
Cleared space in the closet for some of my clothes.
Also I need and two drawers.
I hope everything is okay.
Sure.
I want to feel at home.
This is only few days, right? Yes.
Two, three, maximum five.
I'm going to take a shower and I ready to play basketball.
Can I mayest shirt? It is the bed.
What happened? Sorry I'm late.
These are for you.
For your fast recovery.
Glad you're here.
There is something I must tell you.
Well.
I got my test results.
I am HIV negative.
Ricky, that's great! For you are you so? - Would you come up with someone who is ? - Negative? This is crazy.
This is the best news.
Well.
So to go to dinner.
Why not stay? To eat later? Use it.
So it is better to like Actually, I thought why not do something else? Also exciting, and to leave it for later? This is equally exciting is it? Well.
Wade? Tarriest thou will know a lot of time? I really need to go.
Just a minute, dear.
Three shaving cream? Two deodorant? Foam face mask, Gel person.
Restorative eye cream? My God! Noah Wade? What happened? What is this? My razors and my shaving brush.
And what stand? In a cup.
Not just a cup! My favorite cup.
We go out for months.
and I drink my green tea in this cup, every day! This is the only that I use did not notice that? Sorry, I used your cup.
We'll wash and return.
Yuk! Girl, please! Of course, there will be problems after sharing their personal space for the first time.
- Do not exaggerate! - You have not seen the pile of male cosmetics covering my entire bathroom.
Are you afraid of most hygienic Wade habits that make it seem less a man? It is not very progressive of you.
This is it! I mean, I'm metrosexual, but damn! How many nights you spent with it? Do not you see everything I had to see? Sometimes you do not want to see what's behind the curtain.
Well.
Call me crazy but I love the idea My man just went to bed in bed and look perfect.
The dream boy of film.
Fortunately, it is only a few days.
Let's talk about something else.
Ricky? Get out there with Dzhinito already? Yes.
He was well.
- Oh, oh - Exactly! I did not have sex! So not plowed field? Since I knew I'm negative I have this blockade in sex.
Because it is positive.
Is there a difference between: sleep with Dzhinito, which you know is HIV positive, and sleep with thousands of other men good percentage of which are also HIV-positive.
The difference is that I know that he is HIV positive! The real difference is I fell in love with him.
And I can not fall in love in someone who will die.
Rick, he will not die.
Well, earlier than any of us.
I know.
I just Just talk to him.
Hello Dzhinito, what happens? Forget to leave $ 20 for a wardrobe.
What? If you treat me as happy with prostitute then pay me.
What happened last night? I had to take care of something in my apartment and seemed so calm, I did not want to wake you.
Well.
What are you doing tonight? Nothing yet.
Why not go through my store at 10 hours? Alex, I'm done finish in a video conference room.
Will dry later tonight.
Well.
Now, Do not forget that should remove paint the floor of my office and sort everything the rear wall.
Alex, this is my afternoon basketball game, remember? Oh, you can walk without a game! This is important! Our clinic.
Sounds like a lot of work.
Maybe we should hire small group of workers? Who needs workers when I got Trey? Chance must go.
Re gonna be late for the meeting the church council.
Just copy a passage.
We must arm ourselves with ammunition to refute every homophobic passage in Bible that affect us.
Romans, Chapter 1 verses 24 to 27.
Some theologians believe to curse men who have sex with men.
Specific in these passages is that heterosexual men sometimes had sex with male prostitutes in pagan temples and All were homosexual.
Oh, professor Counter, What interesting theologians are the ones.
I do not see you there some connection to the dispute.
In the Bible, there Only 6 passages in which mentions homosexuality.
And my intention is to challenge any one time.
I can only imagine how disgraced must be your mother.
How can treat her like that? She prefers to see me married to the man I love than live deceptive life as some members of this society apparently have chosen.
Leviticus: "Man can not lie with man as with woman.
" "This is an abomination.
" In the same chapter is ordered eating crustaceans.
But I'm sure you do not stop to put before your eyes in full Understanding the epic church fish food! It is not necessary you disrespectful.
Forgive me, Father.
It seems to me that when Jesus did New Testament it found all the rules violence and God's punishment.
He does not want to talk for homosexuality but he preached for love and forgiveness, and he calls us to not judge your neighbor but to embrace, so let's get out of hatred and outdated ideas and to keep true message of Jesus! "Love your neighbor as yourself " And love God.
" Thank you! I do what I can.
But you have to realist about it.
What do you mean? See.
We could discuss with them all day but we will not allow wedding is here.
He's right, Chance.
Already heard inside.
Why do we pressure on that? Because it is important for me! I will marry you and urban garbage while we welcome.
Our ceremony must be a place where you feel welcome.
Lord, took board its decision.
The board decided.
In voting three to two votes, approves your request to conducting the ceremony here.
In the reception room of the church not in the main chapel.
A reverend can not to lead the ceremony.
You know what? Our ceremony will A celebration, and not just because your permission thank you but not with gratitude! Hi, Rafael.
Is he back? - Yes, but - Well, he awaits me.
I'll see you later.
Hello Dzhinito.
10 am Is it? I guess I'm benchmark for lost time.
What happened? Are You Mad? We never talked for exceptions.
Do not stand so, say something! Bugs! Offended me! Ricky, if you want to break up with me because it can not overcome that meet HIV-positive just do it! Sorry! I just can not What are you doing? Milo, I wanted to surprise you.
My cup?! My favorite cup? Wade ! I know, dear, sorry was an accident! Can you forgive me? Yes course, that you forgive.
Well.
I thought it's great to be together, so I suggest make it permanent.
Get rid of this apartment.
I will sell my and will get together an apartment.
Cool, eh? Why do not you take a shower, I'll finish with breakfast.
And then we have all day search of a house.
Search houses? I already called my broker.
This is Ricky.
Perhaps I'm too busy.
So leave me sexy message and I'll call you.
Ricky! Call when you hear this message, it is urgent.
Wade wants to search a house.
Milo? I can not hear the water running! I'll be quick! THERE CONTINUED