NoFilter (2023) s01e08 Episode Script

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I said, "Don't be late."
What does Rubria do? She's late.
This is my only day off.
It's unbelievable.
I just wanted to
Gosh, Sandrinha!
You're going to the beach,
not to the Vogue ball.
Why such a big suitcase?
Honestly
#NOFILTER
Come, a photo for Insta.
Ready.
Where's Rubria, guys?
What? She just texted us.
She said that she's coming.
Coming? Bullshit.
She's probably still in the shower.
If she's not here in five,
we'll go without her.
Mm. She's looking forward
to meeting her ex.
What?
Sandrinha, Ricky just invited me
to promote his kiosk.
This kind of ex is new to me.
What? What do you mean? Types of exes?
Ever heard of it?
There are many types of exes,
like the one who has selective amnesia.
It's that ex you break up with,
then you meet him and try a revival,
but when you do,
you remember why it ended.
There's that ex you hate,
but you always stalk. I have six of those.
And we just found a new ex type.
- The ex who hires you.
- Yes, that's right.
And he asked me
to be the exclusive kiosk influencer.
Look at the revival coming up.
Revival? Gosh!
It's easier for Orkut to come back
than for a revival to happen.
Well, I think he's a loser.
I don't know
how you dated him for two years.
Not exactly.
She dated for a year. The second year
she spent trying to break up with him.
What matters is that I managed
to break up with him.
By voice message.
I'm not proud of it, okay, Gustavo?
It wasn't the right thing.
I don't think it's cool, but
I tried to break up with him personally,
but, every time,
he looked at me
like I was the worst person in the world.
But you acted like
the worst person in the world.
- What the hell?
- It's true!
Max, why are you laughing?
Don't laugh. You've been dating for years.
You can't say anything about breakups.
"Dear Luísa"
No.
"Luísa,
I am no longer interested
in continuing this relationship."
And period.
Yeah, I can't.
What matters is
that Ricky got over it. Apparently.
And he gave me a job
for the best barter ever.
A free ride for me and my friends
who don't judge me.
- I don't judge, I never have.
- I keep judging you.
I'm going there to relax, get a tan,
and use the new hair cream
Max developed for my dreadlocks.
For Black hair.
Guys, I'm sorry! I'm late
because I couldn't find my sunglasses.
My sunglasses, Rubria.
It's Marcely's fault
for hiding her glasses.
Make it easier next time.
I don't wanna waste
another second of my day off.
- Me neither.
- Everybody in!
I'll go first.
I'll take the front seat!
- Is everyone in? Let's go!
- Wait!
- Wait.
- What's wrong?
ARARINHAS
ROUND TRIP
I feel like we're forgetting something.
- Relax, Marcely.
- Marcely, right now?
- It's okay.
- No way.
- Let's go!
- Put your hand here.
No one will put anything on me!
Marcely, don't forget the sunscreen.
Last time, you had a sunstroke.
You got sunburned.
I had to take care of you.
I got better things to do.
And don't speed up my voice messages.
I know you're doing it.
- Marcely, you didn't say Ricky was rich!
- Hi.
He's not rich. He invested
all his money in this kiosk.
It's not exactly the best thing.
I've seen better.
It's no big deal.
Hi.
Hi, honey.
Jeez, why this bag?
I'll use the location
to update my selfie book.
I'll produce content
for the rest of the year.
Excuse me, I need to find a locker room.
RICKY'S KIOSK
Let's get down to it! Bar.
What do you want? I'll get it!
Rubria, take it easy.
We just arrived, don't get carried away.
I need to find Ricky first.
And where is he?
Oh, that's easy.
Just look for a scrawny,
clumsy, pimply guy.
Easy, Max. We broke up a long time ago.
He must have changed.
- He didn't.
- Didn't you stalk him?
I tried, but he doesn't have social media!
He only has a kiosk profile.
And no photos of him.
- That's weird.
- Good morning, welcome.
- Morning.
- How are you?
You know where I can find Ricky?
He must be at sea. But come with me.
I'll show you around.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
Oh my God, Marcely!
Why didn't you say you dated this god?
I also didn't know
I had dated a god, Rubria.
He's not that impressive.
Shut up, Max.
You're picking on me today!
- Max!
- What a pain.
Marcely?
Hey!
Ricky!
I changed a little, right?
Look, that little is enough for us.
Rubria!
Nice to meet you.
I'm Rubria, Marcely's BFF.
I'm Ricky. My pleasure.
The pleasure is all mine, Ricky.
Sorry. I'm gonna be quick here
because I'm becoming the third wheel.
What about drinks? Is it open bar?
Are there wristbands?
Look for Cleiton.
He'll explain everything to you.
Cleiton, that's the name I needed.
Cleiton! Where's this Cleiton? Cleiton!
I need you.
Sorry about Rubria's attitude.
You'll get used to it.
Bullshit. You don't get used to it,
but it's her way.
Relax, Marcely.
I can't believe it! Max?
- What's up?
- Hey, man. Come here!
Hey, bro. Cool. What's up?
Jeez.
How you doing?
Miss you, man. You good?
I'm good.
Not as good as you.
- It's nice, huh?
- No, Max is being
He's being modest, right?
He became an amazing barber.
- He's even cut Neymar's hair.
- It's nothing.
Is that good?
Just kidding, dude!
- He's kidding? He's a joker!
- Just kidding.
Hey
- What about you?
- Hmm?
Are you excited about the job?
Of course, wow!
Being the exclusive influencer
of your kiosk is an honor. Thank you.
- Didn't they tell you?
- Tell me what?
- Max, would you excuse us for a moment?
- You want
Sure. No problem. Okay.
Right.
All right.
The marketing team decided
to include one more influencer.
It's about audience.
You know how it works.
No, of course. The audience. No problem.
I don't care about this exclusivity thing.
I'm cool with that.
Just so I know,
who will be the other influencer?
- No.
- No.
- Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope
- Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope
No.
May I ask what this loser is doing here?
Good to see you too, Pi.
For you, it's Pi Love.
Hey, Ricky, can you explain
what's going on here?
The idea was to have both
to reach different audiences.
- Jeez! Did you hear that?
- Uh-huh!
What audience can't I reach, darling?
I talk to everyone, including pets.
Did you take a course with Dr. Dolittle?
It's very expensive!
Calm down! We'll find a way to solve it.
Please.
You'll post independently.
You don't even have to look at each other.
Yeah?
Okay. No, it's okay.
I'm professional. I'll do my job. Right?
I just want to ask you
to keep me away from this girl.
- Okay? Let's go?
- Yep.
Let's go inside.
Wow!
You can count on me too, Ricky.
I'm very professional.
Here, Marcely.
You left your gear in the van.
Guguinha?
Ricky? My God!
- Yeah
- Little Ricky became big Ricky.
- What did you do?
- Mm-hmm.
- You're still the same.
- But you've changed a lot, honey.
Did you do
full-body harmonization?
Uh, Ricky!
Uh, excuse me, Gu.
I have something to check here.
Sure.
I'll catch you later, okay?
I'm sure we'll talk.
- I missed you.
- I missed you too!
And you, babe. Don't run away, okay?
"Babe"?
This man wants you so bad, Marcely.
No. Gustavo, no way.
Marcely, look, an ex shows up like this,
handsome, hot,
he made my mouth water,
and handing you jobs.
It's like hitting the lottery.
What are you waiting for?
Gu, you know what I'm waiting for.
What?
Come on, Marcely. No.
Honey, no. Get over it.
The universe will punish you.
Gustavo, stop it, okay?
I have something serious to tell you.
- Pi Love is
- No!
I'll stop you there.
Listen, it's my day off.
- I never have days off.
- Yes.
Put yourself in my shoes.
Today, I'm not interested
in influencer fights.
I love you. Excuse me. Max!
Stop picking your nose!
Shame on you!
- What?
- Is it a big booger?
Let's go to the beach. Come on!
- They're all watching you.
- Cut it out.
- It's embarrassing.
- It's your fault.
- You are yelling
- Marcely, come on!
Did you see how hot Ricky is?
Did you see those muscles?
I don't care about Ricky.
He's huge. Even his back is muscular.
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THEY LEFT ME BEHIND
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NO DAYS OFF HERE #WORKAHOLICS
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HOME ALONE. NOT REALLY HA-HA
Is everything okay?
Hi, it's Sure! I loved this drink.
But, you know, I'll have all of them.
- All?
- Yes. You can serve in any order you like.
- Fine. Deal.
- It'd be great.
- Okay? I'll wait over there.
- Okay.
- Deal.
- I'm going.
Hello, my Pi Lovers!
You won't believe where I am today!
I'm in the hippest place of the summer
and with the best people.
Guys, here at Ricky's kiosk,
all are at ease.
As you know, you can come here and
Oh, no!
It's the red hair!
What is it?
Nothing.
I'm just looking at your poker face.
I know you want to appear in my stories
to raise, steal, hunt followers.
You were the one
who appeared in my stories.
- Me?
- Yep.
Are you nuts, girl? Did you freak out?
I arrived in this environment
long before you.
- I've been here for ages.
- Uh-huh, here.
I find it very curious,
something that crossed my mind.
On a beach this size,
you end up on my side.
Oh no, I think it's a lot funnier.
If I'd seen you,
I wouldn't have made my stories here.
So turn your camera the other way
and forget that I exist.
I can't.
That won't work.
Your voice is getting in the way.
Oh, and your voice is great, right?
Yes, sweetie.
I do speech therapy five times a week.
Funny, because all I hear
is a clucking noise.
So your speech therapist was useless.
But look, I'm working.
- Excuse me, I have work to do.
- Sure.
Sincerers, I had an unforeseen
interruption, but it's already solved.
I can't believe it!
What's that?
Oh no.
Wow!
No. Gosh
You're more beautiful in person
than on cardboard.
Oh, honey, thank you!
- I recognize you.
- Really?
Aren't you that sweet girl
who stole my cardboard
and posts photos with it?
That's me! Nice to meet you. Sandrinha.
Nice to meet you!
Pi, I'm a big fan of yours.
I have so much to tell you.
I want to hear.
I'd love to hear it all later.
- But now I need to talk to Charles Love.
- Really? Wait!
- Is Charles Love here?
- Yes.
I can't believe this!
Neither can I, sweetie!
I'll be right back, I promise.
- Okay!
- Jeez, what's this?
I'll be waiting for you.
You don't need to apply
so much to your hair.
This cream's still being tested.
You have to use it sparingly, bro.
Max, I'll tell you something.
Day off doesn't go with moderation. Okay?
I have to look amazing
when I go back to Ararinhas
to get a hot boyfriend like Ricky.
He's not hot! Come on, he's hot?
He looks better than he used to,
but he's not handsome.
- He's not all that good.
- What?
He is all that and more! He is!
I am not even one to drool over
straight men, but that one, kudos to him.
Give me the cream, I'm not finished.
It's up to you.
I'm not responsible for what happens.
Give it to me.
Give it back to me! Damn it!
So let me ask you something.
Do you think Marcely thinks
he's that handsome?
Marcely and the rest of the world.
For God's sake!
Didn't you see him?
I don't even like gossip,
but I think something
is going on between them.
I saw something there that
Why do you ask?
Nothing.
Hey! Where are you going?
Oh, he is jealous.
Where is the sun?
Hi, sincerers!
Guys, you know I don't lie, right?
Hey!
This delicacy is amazing, guys.
Just not as amazing as this babe.
Right, sincerers?
Hey, stop it, Ricky.
BTW, you know
that we were once an amazing couple?
- Ricky?
- Did I say too much?
Yeah
Hey!
Yeah
What's up?
So, guys
JULIACHAMARELLI
I THINK SOMETHING IS GOING ON
PRINCESSMADALEN
IS IT GLUTEN-FREE?
Hey.
There's the driver
who thinks he's too good
to be an influencer assistant.
What are you being so rude for?
Are you jealous?
Me, Charles Love, Pi Love's assistant,
jealous of you?
Well,
who's on the beach sunbathing,
and who's here dressed up
carrying a suitcase?
You're right.
I wish I were lying there
in swimwear getting a tan.
I don't remember
the last time I sunbathed.
I spend so much time as Charles Love
that I don't have time for Carlos.
Is Carlos your BF?
I don't have time for a BF.
Carlos is my name!
Individual.
All this pomp for a name like that?
Oh my God!
Sit down and relax.
Free yourself, Charles Love!
I mean, Carlos.
Free yourself, Carlos!
Sit down.
RICKY'S KIOSK
Honey,
you won't believe what happened.
Something's going on
between you and Ricky.
You saw my livestream?
No, Marcely, I'm busy here.
But my grandma watched and loved it.
She texted me
saying you guys are cute together.
What are you doing there, Max? I saw you.
- I'm not doing anything. I'm just
- You are!
I'm just hanging out here.
Mm-hmm.
Sorry, I couldn't help
but overhear your conversation.
You heard what?
Guys, isn't it weird
that Ricky showed up out of the blue?
And he shows up handsome,
with a kiosk and interested in you?
Out of the blue!
Why? Wouldn't a handsome kiosk owner
want to date me?
No. What? That's not what I meant.
It's exactly what you said.
No, that's not what I said. C'mon, guys!
That's what I said,
but that's not what I meant, you know?
Okay. So, what did you mean?
This guy has bad intentions!
There's something going on.
- I already figured it out.
- Cool, Max. No, it's cool.
So you mean Ricky would only want
to date me if he had "bad intentions"?
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
No!
- What the fuck, Max!
- No! Relax!
- It's not what
- Cely, it's not
Hey.
Marcely.
What happened?
Never mind.
You can talk. I know you.
Well, they just said something over there,
that now that you're like this
different
you'd never want to date me.
Which is fine, because
I don't know who said that,
but that person is completely wrong.
What Oh, no I'm
Are you Hey
Don't stop.
It sucks! You say something
with the best of intentions,
and nobody hears you.
Nobody understands what I say.
Better not say anything.
I can see where this is heading.
It's a trap.
What's he talking about?
I don't know. Just agree.
- Exactly. Wow.
- Yep.
You know, you
Gustavo, did you use all the cream?
Uh-huh. I mean, not just me, Carlos.
He said it was good for my curls.
Yeah, that's the idea, right?
- Idea?
- Hey! Don't listen to him.
Relax, okay? It's gonna be all right.
Let me tell you,
that cinnamon-pepper drink is awful.
Take it off the menu.
But this one with cucumber and juniper,
that's where you won me over.
- You surprised me.
- Honey.
- Hi, Marcely.
- You won't believe what happened.
You and Ricky kissed!
Did you see it?
No. Cleiton saw it and told me.
Congratulations! This calls for a toast!
This drink is great. Try it.
I took just one sip.
Can you bring another one?
I like this one. It's good too.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
Marcely!
No! Don't do that.
You can't make a bad impression
just because it's free.
Charles, where are you?
Answer me! Remember that girl
who stole my cardboard?
She's here chasing me. Get it?
I can't fight another fan this month.
I'll lose sponsorships!
- Talk to me!
- Pi!
Where were you? I was worried!
- Sorry, did I take too long?
- Yes.
I haven't found Charles yet.
Nowadays, you can't find Take note.
It's not easy to find a good assistant.
I'll say!
But I solved this problem.
- How?
- I became my own assistant!
Oh, okay!
But if you want to rob me of me,
I'll totally support you.
Think about it.
Nobody knows you better than I do.
Sincerers, you have to
Try this shrimp.
Yeah. He's so
So amazing it should be called
Ricely shrimp.
Hmm?
Ricky, don't you think
Whoever ships the couple Ricely
will get a 20% discount
here at the kiosk? Certainly!
Ricky
Don't say anything.
30, 30% off the price.
Babe, we were made for each other.
- I always know what you're gonna say.
- Yeah.
The one who has selective amnesia.
It's that ex you break up with,
then you meet him and try a revival,
but when you do,
you remember why it ended.
There!
I'VE SHIPPED THEM
I REALLY SHIP THEM
Is it tasty?
It really is, right?
Ricely.
- Have you seen that?
- No.
- "What's this fight about?"
- Charles!
I've been looking for you.
You don't know what I've been through.
- And you were sunbathing!
- Sorry, Pi! I'm embarrassed!
Listen, everyone needs
a day off to have fun, okay?
What's this nonsense, Charles?
- Pi.
- Hmm?
- What Gu
- Gu?
is trying to say
Huh.
- What was it?
- It's your day off.
It's my day off!
Tomorrow, Charles Love will be back.
But today is Carlos's day!
- Let's go for a swim?
- Let's.
- I'm going for a swim. Excuse me.
- Oh my God!
I can't believe
what is happening to me today.
Tell me about it.
- Rubria!
- Marcely!
What are you doing in there?
- Rubria.
- You scared me!
I'm hiding from Ricky.
I have to break up with him.
Why break up with him?
Because I remembered
why our relationship didn't work.
Rubria, he's always interrupting me.
He thinks he knows what I want.
He shoved shrimp into my mouth.
It was embarrassing.
I hate those people.
Listen, take the opportunity.
You'll not find this in Ararinhas.
Break up with him later.
Yeah, I won't.
Have you seen him moving his chest?
He goes like
Yeah. He goes
No, Rubria! I have to break up with him.
I just don't have the guts.
And hiding out here will help you?
Oh honey, it will!
I'm gonna hide in here
until it's time to go, then I
- I'll send him a message when I get home.
- Marcely, don't do this again.
Where's Cely No Filter?
My brave girl who knows
what she wants out of life.
Rubria, you're right, I'll go there.
I'm always right, Marcely, always!
The best part about dating is breaking up.
- It's in my book. Did you buy it?
- No.
You wrote it because it sells?
No, because it's the truth.
Listen, breaking up
gives you the freedom of gastronomy.
You can eat a lot,
get sick and lose weight.
You'll get a shape.
- Yes, a shape.
- You get a nice shape.
And you have the freedom
to date whoever you want.
Hey! But I don't think this is the case.
It's Marcely, right? She doesn't want you.
I didn't even say Marcely.
You did say it!
- I didn't.
- You talk about her all the time.
- You said Marcely
- You did. It's all in your mind.
You said that Marcely
only pays attention to Ricky. I heard!
- I'm not nuts.
- I didn't say it!
Yeah, right!
- What's happening?
- It's not okay.
- How's that?
- It's itching since we entered the water.
Yeah.
Did the cream react to seawater?
What? Didn't you test it in the water?
- Not in salt water.
- What do we do? We have to know.
I don't know, guys. This
What?
Go wash your head!
My hair's falling out?
- Oh no! My hair!
- Go!
Go wash. Go, Charlinho!
My cream doesn't work.
Everything's going wrong.
All that's missing
is Marcely and Ricky make up, and I
Enough!
Ricky is not interested in Marcely.
- How do you know?
- I know.
He's just using her to promote
the opening of the kiosk.
Because couples go viral.
What do you mean?
Max, you're so naive.
Gosh! The number of followers
of the kiosk has doubled.
I'm telling you!
He did the same with another influencer
when he had a hostel.
All this romance ends when he goes viral.
So he makes a farewell post. He's no-good!
- He plays dirty!
- Filthy!
And why do you work with him?
Because Ricky doesn't mess with me,
sweetie.
And I couldn't refuse
the amount he offered me.
- And Marcely did it for barter?
- What?
- Barter?
- Barter.
- Did she accept barter?
- She took barter for this lousy kiosk.
Ricky doesn't barter with anyone.
He is an heir. He is very rich!
- Bullshit.
- I already got mad.
I heard he spent
all his money on this kiosk.
- What?
- Yeah.
Of course not!
It's a trap. I knew it.
MARCELY MENEZES
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
RICKYSKIOSK
Well What
I LOVE THIS COUPLE
I CAN IMAGINE THE BABIES
What's going on here?
Babe, I prepared this surprise for you
because I've been thinking and
I think we should make up.
- I'm
- Do you accept?
I'm here with you.
No! She will not accept it!
- What's this BS, Pi?
- Your cover was blown, Ricky.
- Ricky!
- Man, have you no shame?
I don't understand. What's going on?
- Tell her.
- Cleiton, stop filming.
- Don't stop, Cleiton.
- No, I'll film.
- Yeah.
- I'll film.
- Come on.
- Do it, take over.
I will!
- Point at me.
- He'll talk.
Explain why
you bartered with Marcely as you paid
to Pi Love.
I can't believe it.
It's business.
You're not a saint, Marcely.
Did you know, sincerers,
that Marcely ended
a two-year relationship with me
by voice message?
It's true.
Gosh, Marcely. Is it true?
Yes, it's true.
But it was a long time ago.
Do you know how I felt?
It made you look hot.
Thanks.
I was heartbroken, Marcely.
Who breaks up by voice message?
Stop crying, I broke up by email. So what?
You broke up?
I've been meaning to tell you, but
Regardless of the problems
they both have with breakups,
nothing justifies
what Ricky did to Marcely.
CHICAO.O.CAO - THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER
MARIFERNANDES8 - EXPLAIN THAT, MARCELY
I always knew you were an amazing person.
And she is!
Pi, thanks for saying that.
- No
- So you two are friends now?
But what you don't know, sincerers,
is that they hate each other.
- There, I said it!
- Really?
For the first time, he told the truth.
Congratulations.
It's true. Marcely and I aren't friends,
but my followers know I like justice.
And to prove it,
I'm going to share my fee with Marcely.
SENSIBLE PI LOVE
And you think after all this,
I'll pay you something?
I'm not paying you anything!
What a mess.
Cut?
I'll cut.
STARTING TO PARTY HERE
# BESTFRIENDS #REALFRIENDS #FRIENDSHIP
MY DAD'S GREA
# MYDAD #DANCE #FY
Thanks for what you did today.
I did this because justice
generates engagement, and I like it.
Sure.
Pi, you don't have to play the villain.
Wanna be my friend?
Ow!
- Hey.
- The three of us, BFFs!
Well,
text me
to arrange another day off.
- It's spelled wrong.
- What?
It says Charles Love,
and I want Carlos's number.
Charles!
Charles, come on.
I have a lot to tell you.
- Let's go. I'll make another one for you.
- Okay.
- Gorgeous.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Bye, my friend.
Forever.
- Text me about the ring light.
- Come on!
I'll give you one!
- I'll go with her.
- Come on. Let's go.
Come on, guys, let's go.
- Bye, Pi!
- Go!
So
I'm sorry.
Sorry about what? You were right.
No, I wasn't.
Any guy would fall in love with you.
You're Well
Obviously.
So
- Did you really break up with Luísa?
- Yes.
- Really?
- Yeah.
No, I mean, but
I'm waiting for her reply to the email.
Mm-hmm. Got it.
- It's on the way.
- Guys, where's Rubria?
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