Obliterated (2023) s01e08 Episode Script

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["Luck be a Lady" by Robert Alda playing]
Luck be a lady tonight ♪
Luck be a lady tonight ♪
Luck if you've ever been a lady
To begin with ♪
Luck be a lady tonight ♪
Luck let a gentleman see ♪
How nice a dame you can be ♪
[engine revving]
[sobbing]
[Anastasia] No!
[cell phone beeps]
[line ringing]
- [Chad] Everyone, stay back.
- [cell phone ringing]
- [Trunk] Hey! Get back!
- [people clamoring]
Get that phone off my face!
Anastasia?
[Anastasia] You fucked up, Ava.
I was doing my job.
Your job was to get the nuke,
so, no, you didn't.
All you did was kill my brother.
The only person who mattered to me.
Listen, there's still a way out. Langley
I'm not looking for a way out.
All I want now
is to spend my remaining moments
basking in your final attempt to stop me.
So I'll let you get to it.
See you on the other side.
[line disconnects]
Was that her?
Yeah. With Ivan dead,
she has nothing to live for.
And she's got a damn nuke.
And she's got a damn nuke.
All right, what's the plan?
Come on. We gotta work fast.
[in Russian]
Two of our men died in the sewers.
[in Russian] An acceptable loss.
Ivan's dead. Our plan is in shambles
I called for an evac,
but it will take some time.
We move to high ground to wait
and fortify our positions.
The Americans are still in play.
[Ava] Okay, here's the plan.
We have an hour till the bomb goes off.
And after just what happened,
the cat's out of the bag.
Word's spreading
that there's a bomb in the city.
Washington may have
turned their back on us,
but we're still the last line of defense.
We have to get Maya
into the nearest casino security hub,
so she can use the equipment
to hack the city's cameras
and find Anastasia.
[Chad] But no casino is gonna let us
waltz into their security hub.
[Ava] Since when do Navy SEALs waltz?
[Chad] Roger that.
Agent Winters?
Um Yes.
I'm Barry Ellsworth, Chief of Security.
I've been expecting you.
All our resources are at your disposal.
Um
Thank you.
Right this way.
[lock beeps, unlocks]
[Ava] Maya, will this work?
Oh, baby, I think I just got pregnant.
[Chad] Goddamn.
How the fuck do they know who we are?
Good. You made it.
Director Langdon. How
You forget, Winters.
I used to be a field agent.
And a damn good one.
Thank God for that, sir.
When I couldn't reach you
You assumed the worst, you were right.
We were monitoring Ferguson's phone.
Then you know Lanastasia's
still planning to blow the nuke.
Yes. And because of Ferguson's failure,
the media knows about the bomb.
The White House has
disavowed any knowledge of this op
and the president is distancing himself
from me and our department.
I've restored Lerner's access
to our databases
and I'll do whatever I can,
but I'm on my own off the books.
So I may not be
of much more use than that.
You're risking your career.
That's more than enough.
Thanks for not losing faith.
Well, it's been a long night
and I've got a bottle of whiskey in me.
I stand by you, Ava.
- Now go get that goddamn nuke.
- [monitor beeps]
You heard the man. Lerner, status?
Oh, mama's cooking with gas now
Every street cam and CCTV in the city,
funneling through facial recognition
at hyper-speed.
How you like me now?
You think it's gonna work?
It's a big city. Lot of faces.
Lot of cameras too.
As long as she gets in view of one,
we'll find her.
It's time-and-a-half for overtime.
[chuckles]
Save it for a rainy day.
[man] Only money rains in Vegas, baby.
Not to add to the list of miracles,
any chance you can get
one of these working for Hagerty?
We'll need him once we secure the nuke.
He could be anywhere.
Backup plan if we can't find him?
I'll handle it.
Paul, hermano,
no matter what the psychedelics say,
you can't defuse a nuke.
I know I can't defuse a nuke.
But I can fly it out to a safe distance.
That's some ballsy shit.
But we can't let you make that sacrifice.
Mmm-mmm.
We'll find another way.
I hope so.
But my daughter's in the city.
If the only way to save her life
is for me to fly the nuke into the desert,
it's an easy call and mine to make.
Okay. But only as a last resort.
[monitor beeping]
- Got her!
- Bitch.
She's baiting us.
The feed's from the Citadel.
Express elevator to the top floor.
Bitch is playing games.
She's fucking with us
before she goes out with a bang.
She can afford to.
The nuke is in her court.
Maya, can you find a chopper for Paul?
All right, team, this is it.
54 minutes until detonation.
- Ready?
- Let's fucking go.
[timer beeping]
[Ava] We're almost at the hotel.
Keep an eye on the clock for us.
How are we looking?
[Maya] Copy. I set a timer.
You have 49 minutes left.
All right, this is it.
Anastasia's up there with the nuke,
and expecting us.
Nothing left to do but get it done.
I'll cover you from the roof
of the shorter tower.
It's an uphill vantage,
but that's the best I'm gonna get.
When the time comes, you'll make it work.
- I fucking better.
- You got this, girl.
No one I'd rather have behind that scope.
Okay, y'all, this bitch is going down.
And not in the fun way.
Five, six, seven
- One thousand fifty.
- [cell phone chimes]
Oh, shit. [groans]
Okay.
[groans]
Are you fucking kidding me?
- Oh! Fuck no. How do I close this shit?
- [merry music playing]
No. Come on.
Vegas, you can kiss my ass!
Should be plugged into
the Citadel system any minute
Booyakasha!
Main tower express elevator's
at the north end of the lobby.
Scanning for Russians.
- Looks clear.
- Copy. We're in.
Stay on your toes.
[indistinct chatter]
Shit.
Hey, are you all right?
Yeah, yeah, I can make it.
Nah, man, you're tapped.
We need somebody to watch our six, right?
Yeah.
Wait
- Hired muscle at eleven o'clock. Yeah.
- Fuck. Good eye.
Big motherfuckers
always notice big motherfuckers.
I remember those two knocking
over police barricades at the exchange.
There's another one.
And another one.
That motherfucker for sure.
- My count's ten.
- Same.
Any other way up to the top?
There's an emergency staircase
in the northwest corner.
But it's, like, 51 stories.
That'll take too long.
I'm sure Anastasia has it covered anyway.
Trunky's got you.
I'll go solo.
Make like I'm trying to do an end-around.
But I'll half-ass it,
make sure all of them see me.
And hopefully that'll lure
enough of them away to get you a path.
No way.
Those dudes are just as big as you,
but you're outta gas.
Not letting you go out like that.
We're all going out
if somebody doesn't get that nuke.
Let me use whatever I got left
to get you to that elevator.
Okay. But be careful.
You better have
one more can of whoop-ass in you.
Always, bro.
Maya, keep an eye on Trunk.
He's taking one for the team.
[device beeping]
You're a good man, Trunk.
[Paul] Maya, come in. Which way from here?
- Hang a left and you're there.
- Copy that.
[cars honking]
Sorry.
Shootout on the Strip, a dead Fed,
and I'm hearing rumors of a nuke.
[helicopter blades whirring]
Bird secured, I'm in the air.
And, Maya,
I'm gonna need your help with something
[Maya] Copy that. Ready when you are.
- [indistinct chatter]
- [music playing faintly]
You have five heading at you, Trunk.
Make that seven.
That leaves three by the elevator,
standing fast.
What are you thinking?
Catch 'em off guard
with some sexy spy shit?
Something like that.
Whoa! Yo, hold up.
Going somewhere?
Yeah. And if you want to stop us,
you're going to have to kill us.
[man chuckles] Oh, shit, she's funny.
I'm sure you boys have
broken some thumbs in your day,
maybe busted a few heads
but have you ever actually killed someone?
I have.
Several, actually,
and that was just today.
Oh, and this guy
has killed way more than me.
It's not a competition.
They were asking for it.
Are you asking for it?
Let 'em through.
I ain't fucking with these two.
Shit, that was sexy.
[bag unzipping]
I'm in position.
Copy. How's Trunk?
Seven meatheads still in pursuit.
He ducked into a room
with no security cams. Fuck.
[man] You fucked up, bro.
There's only one way out, fucker.
You think you can hide from us?
[Trunk] I'm not hiding.
I wanted all of y'all in one place.
[grunting]
[distorted grunting]
[groaning]
Thank you for the update.
[cell phone beeps]
[in Russian] Was that our evac?
[in Russian] Our hired help downstairs.
Two of the Americans are in the elevator.
You won't need that.
Be ready for anything once we land.
Copy the fuck out of that.
[elevator rattles, stops]
[cell phone ringing]
[Anastasia] Tick-tock, Ava.
You're running out of time.
Well, whose fault is that?
I thought you wanted us to find you.
- Don't be so disappointed.
- She stopped the elevator.
- Find a workaround.
- Roger Dodger. On it.
Maya can't help you. I cut the power.
And I only let you find me
'cause it'll make your inevitable failure
that much more fulfilling.
So please, Ava, don't give up.
[line disconnects]
[in Russian] The sniper
must be on the roof next door.
It's the only option.
- Take her out.
- Yes.
[breathing weakly]
[man 1] How do we wanna do this?
Someone's gotta put him down.
[man 2] This ain't what we signed up for.
[man 1] I don't give a fuck.
We ain't leavin' him.
[gun cocks]
I don't leave loose ends. Look around.
There's no cameras
and we got the doors covered.
[groaning]
We are gonna chop him up,
take him in bags,
drive to the desert and dig a hole.
Gonna need a lot of bags.
All right, it's settled then.
Yeah. It's settled then.
[all grunting]
Oh!
[growling]
Yeah. Trunky's back.
[yells loudly]
[screaming]
All you can eat, baby!
Oh, shit.
- [bone cracks]
- [screams]
This needs some hot sauce.
[yells]
[gun clicks]
Thanks for brunch, boys.
[Chad grunts] Fuck!
Cocky Koslov commie.
Off her goddamn gourd.
Maya, any luck getting this elevator back?
Elevator's on a closed circuit.
The only option
was a full reboot of that system.
Should take about 20 minutes.
- We don't have that kind of time.
- [metal sliding]
Change of plans.
We're going climbing.
Hold on. Slow down a second.
Hey, you got it, babe. Gearing down.
- I'm sorry, I just
- No, don't be.
You've been clear about your boundaries
and I respect the fuck outta them.
Just got amped 'cause I never
made out on a bed of cash-eesh before.
Shit is lit.
I know, right?
I fucking love free sky money.
Come on, look at this view with me.
Isn't this amazing?
- [kisses]
- [chuckles]
[helicopter blades whirring]
[Paul] Jen, honey, it's your father.
I need to talk to you.
I'm calling you now.
Please pick up. I'm begging you.
[cell phone ringing]
[Jen] Are you fucking serious right now?
I want you to know how much I love you.
Dad
I'm sorry I missed
so many important moments in your life.
But I need you to know you were
always on my mind and in my heart,
no matter where my assignments took me.
I told myself I was doing it all for you.
But I should have been there for you.
Dad, it's okay.
I love you so much.
And I know I give you shit, but
I'm really proud of what you do.
You're my hero, Daddy.
You have no idea
how much it means to hear you say that.
But I have to go now, kiddo.
There's a job left to do,
and I might be the only one who can do it.
I need you and Blast
to get as far from the city as you can.
- You remembered his name.
- [gasps]
I couldn't forget it if I tried.
I love you, Dad.
I love you so much, Jenny.
Always.
[scope clicking]
[both grunting]
Who are you?
I'm Billy. Sarah's fiancé.
Well, ex-fiancé.
How the fuck did you find me?
You have her phone. We share locations.
- Fuck me, man. Unbelievable.
- [coughing]
[sniper in Russian]
Another party on the roof next door.
Target subdued him.
Both still under cover.
Take them both if you have to.
Understood.
You gotta beat it.
You don't know what you walked into.
What are you gonna do? Snipe me?
Do it. Put me out of my fucking misery.
Let go of my weapon!
No! You want Sarah? You can have her.
Fine, but over my dead body!
[groans]
You broke my nose.
I've never broken a bone.
[grunting]
- [gun fires]
- [Billy screams]
[Angela gasps]
[Billy groaning]
[screaming] Fuck!
What?
Stop crying,
or I'll give you something to cry about.
I'm gonna die.
- I'm gonna die.
- You're not going to die, pendejo!
Not from that shot.
- [gun fires]
- [Billy whimpers]
[Billy] Oh, God!
[timer beeping faintly]
[in Russian]
The Americans are still alive,
our evac is nowhere to be seen,
and you sit there drinking champagne.
[in English] I suppose
they've enough of a head start.
What head start?
[chuckles] Aw!
[in Russian] Relax. Gentlemen
[man] Kirill.
Now you can use your toys.
Hmm.
[Chad exhales]
[Chad] Maya, how far are we?
It's a long way. About 20 stories.
I'm gonna leave the reboot running,
just in case.
You ever climb a rope in gym class?
No, I'm not a 100 years old.
But I did ace the survival course
back at Langley. [grunting]
You coming or what?
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
[screams]
Listen up. I'm gonna reposition myself.
When I give you the signal,
you're gonna hold up that watch,
and make sure you catch the sun
with that fake silver.
My watch? Wait? Why?
So that asshole thinks it's my scope.
But isn't he gonna shoot my hand off?
Probably just the watch,
but you never know.
Jesus, you're cold.
Yeah, well, it pays to be,
in my line of work.
Maybe it's not the best way
to operate when I'm off the job.
I'm sorry about Sarah, okay?
I didn't think about the consequences.
I saw a target and went for it.
That's what I do.
I'm sorry it fucked your night.
It fucked up my life!
Look, right now
I gotta be ice-fucking-cold
and put a bullet in that sniper's ear
if you and I
are gonna get off this roof alive.
So get ice cold with me, Willy.
Show Sarah you're not so boring after all.
Okay. Wait, she said I was boring?
She just hasn't seen this side of you.
I say you're a fucking hero.
Okay. Let's do it.
[Billy groans]
[breathing heavily]
[mouthing] Go now.
Man up, Billy. Fucking man up!
[gun fires]
Fuck!
- [Angela] I got you, asshole.
- [groans]
[Billy] I'm gonna die.
[both grunting]
Part of you is loving this, aren't you?
Part of me? This is bucket list.
[loud thudding]
[Chad] Oh, fuck, that's not good.
[man grunting]
- Back down?
- No. There's no time.
Come on. It's the only cover we got.
- Hey.
- Hi.
For luck.
We're gonna need more than that.
[speaking Russian]
Go after him!
[Ava] Whoa!
- Are you hit?
- No, I'm good.
[Kirill groans]
Kirill!
[Kirill screams]
[thuds]
[exclaims in Russian]
I think you pissed him off.
The feeling's mutual.
- He's out.
- About fucking time.
[grunts]
[both grunting]
[Chad] Get to the ladder!
Fucking Russian piece of shit. [grunting]
[Ava grunting]
[straining]
[grunting]
[both grunting]
Motherfucker.
Ava!
Go get that fucking nuke.
[both screaming]
McKnight!
[thudding]
[grunting]
McKnight!
McKnight!
[grunting]
Back in the game, baby. Where we at?
- [beeping]
- [Maya] We've got 36 minutes left.
Gomez, what's your status?
I took out their sniper.
But still no line of sight on Koslov
and my position's been compromised.
- Paul, think I can snag a ride?
- [Paul] Coming to pick you up now, Gomez.
[Angela] Roger that.
[Maya] Ava, what's your status?
Ava? Ava, do you copy?
I'm at the top now.
What about Mac?
[shuddering] McKnight's down.
Wait. What do you mean "down"?
Just stay on task.
- I'm gonna get that fucking nuke.
- [gun cocks]
Ava, welcome.
Will none of your friends be joining us?
Aw!
What a shame.
Come in. Let's have a drink.
Ava, are you there?
Maya, what happened?
I don't know. Stand by.
[Paul] Any sign of Hagerty?
No.
The program hasn't
been able to locate him.
And we're running out of time.
Understood.
[Hagerty] But that's women, man.
You push your chips all in
and you roll the dice.
Sometimes you win big,
or it all goes bust.
Hell, sometimes both.
[laughs]
Preach it, man. Preach it. I hear you.
Did you hear
there may be a bomb in this city?
[Hagerty] I already took care of that.
I'll tell you one thing, bro.
There ain't no pain in the world
that can't be cured by hedonism.
To Prague, my good man!
I am gonna Czech myself
before I wreck myself.
It's all good.
Airport is like a mile down.
You just take your time.
I'll be back here, lounging like a lizard.
Yes, sir.
[timer beeping]
Would you like to see it?
This isn't you, Anastasia.
[chuckles]
Well, that's the thing, isn't it?
You really don't know me, do you?
I know you've been through hell.
More than once.
I thought I was out for good
until you came into my life.
No one wanted today to go the way it has.
But detonating a nuke
won't bring back Ivan.
Nor will saving Las Vegas
bring back McKnight.
We've both lost people we care about.
Let's not take it out on
a million innocent people.
[smirks]
You think I care about them?
A million fuckups I don't even know?
Who waste their lives on every indulgence
Sin City offers.
It's a microcosm
of your whole diseased country.
Maybe this country isn't perfect.
But it's still a place where
you can make mistakes,
and be a fuckup.
Some may take that freedom for granted.
But it's only because there's
people like me and my fucking team,
who put our lives on the line
to defend it.
[breathing weakly]
[groans softly]
[coughs]
[strained breathing]
Ava, do you copy?
Maya? You copy?
Anyone?
[groaning]
Oh, for fuck's sake.
We just fell 20 fucking stories.
- Give it a minute.
- [both grunting]
Fuck you!
- American pussy!
- Is that supposed to be an insult?
American pussy's
the best pussy in the world.
And I had 'em all.
Including your mother.
Oh, fuck!
[screaming]
[bone crushing]
Oh, fuck!
Ugh, Ava
will you ever admit you lost?
[faint whirring]
[in Russian] It's our evac.
Stop toying with her and end it.
[in Russian] There is no evac.
Because
she is not going anywhere.
Are you, Anastasia?
At the warehouse,
you said you were calling for an evac.
[in English] She wasn't calling them.
She was calling me
to say goodbye.
[Ava grunts]
- Gotcha.
- [gun fires]
[both grunting]
[Anastasia grunting]
[both grunting]
Gomez, rooftop, two o'clock.
I see 'em!
[grunts]
[screams]
- [Angela] Paul, circle around.
- [Paul] On it.
Oh, shit! Hang on!
Please don't die. Please don't die.
- [Paul] Not dead yet.
- Yes!
[both grunting]
[Maya] Come on,
kick that TikTok bitch's ass.
[Ava] Come here, bitch.
- [bone cracks]
- [screams]
[Ava] Shit.
[in Russian] No. You'll hit the boss.
Coming around.
What are the odds he's got another rocket?
Give me a line of sight,
I'll put this prick down!
- [alarm beeping]
- Oh, shit! It's a heat-seeker!
I can't shake it.
- Bye, bitch.
- [gun fires]
[Maya] Yes, great shot.
Maya, this is Trunk.
I just got to the top. Where are we at?
Trunk, the rooftop is hot.
Proceed with caution.
[both grunting]
[in Russian]
You'll hit the boss.
- [gun fires]
- [groaning]
Fuck!
[both grunting]
[grunts]
Miss me?
- Shit, I thought you were a goner.
- Same.
[both grunting]
Shit.
- Where you coming from?
- Buffet fight. You?
I fought a Russian in an elevator shaft.
- Shit. Bucket list!
- I know.
[Ava] It's over there.
[grunts, chuckles]
[timer beeping]
Do we open it or will it
Maya, we secured the nuke.
Tell me you found Hagerty.
[monitor beeping]
I wish I could. Sorry, guys.
It's okay.
We'd never have
gotten this far without you.
Paul, it looks like we're gonna need you.
Roger that.
Circling back.
[Ava] It's over.
Paul's flying the nuke
to the middle of the desert,
where it'll kill exactly one person.
I can't land,
so I'm sending down a harness.
He's not responsible
for your brother's death.
Or your parents.
He's a father himself,
willing to make the ultimate sacrifice
to save his daughter
along with everyone else in this city.
It doesn't have to end that way.
There's still time.
Just tell us how
to stop the nuke before it goes off.
I can't.
It's out of my hands.
What the fuck are you doing?
Motherfucker.
[beeping]
Where the fuck is the nuke?
I thought it might come to this.
So I made sure
I wouldn't be able to stop it
even if I wanted to.
You lured us here
so we'd put all our eggs in one basket.
You're finally catching on.
Thought you were good at reading people.
I am.
Lerner, how's it going
with the contingency?
I backtracked Anastasia's path
from the cash drop to the Citadel
with street cam archives, like you asked.
There's one blind spot,
it's the only place
she could have offloaded the nuke.
But it's a pretty big
industrial area off the Strip,
with dozens of different businesses.
It would take us hours to search them all.
[in Russian] At the warehouse,
you said you were calling for an evac.
- Narrow it down to warehouses.
- [Maya] Copy.
You wouldn't be able to stop it,
even if you wanted to.
That means wherever you put it,
it's gone now, you have no idea where
Maya, cross-reference the warehouses
for any deliveries within the last hour.
Got it.
Delivery manifest from a gaming supply
and repair warehouse from 45 minutes ago
for an order of slot machines.
She put the bomb in a slot machine?
We need to find it now.
It's at the Plaza Hotel.
Call LV Metro.
Have them meet us downstairs
to take custody of Anastasia.
Paul, meet us at the Plaza.
We still have time.
[reporter]
Rumors of a nuclear threat in Las Vegas
have gained further credence
as Plaza security
has cordoned off the gaming floor.
And a U.S. Special Forces team
has just arrived in a news helicopter,
stolen from our sister station.
[Maya] Hey, guys, the news it out.
It's all over the airwaves.
Delray, stop here. I see a friend of mine.
Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes.
[indistinct chatter]
What's going on with everybody?
[Chad] There's gotta be
1,000 slot machines in here.
How are we supposed to know
which one has the nuke?
Working on it.
Anything?
I don't know
what the fuck I'm looking for!
This is impossible.
We have to narrow it down.
- Maya, tell me you've got something.
- [Maya] Done!
What's done?
They operate on a central server
so gaming control
can monitor wins and losses
and keep everyone honest.
I just made it dishonest.
[crowd cheering]
[slot machines beeping]
[whooping]
When this is over, Maya,
we're going to Macau.
She'd have to have emptied
some hardware to fit the bomb inside.
Find the machine that's not paying
- That's the one with the nuke.
- You got it.
Whoa!
[people clamoring]
Got it.
[timer beeping]
Paul
It's okay.
It's been an honor
to serve with the best of the best.
The honor was all ours.
You're a goddamn American hero, Yung.
[Hagerty] Gangway!
You guys are seeing this too, right?
Get the hell out of the way!
Whoa, boy, easy.
[camel grunts]
Let's see this bitch.
Fuck yes! Oh, my God!
This is what maintenance had.
Wow. Old school.
Bitchin'.
Fuck, I threw my phone out.
Who's got some Bublé?
My phone's dead.
How do you spell "Bublé"?
- Like it sounds.
- An accent over the "E."
- [Trunk] On the keyboard?
- [Chad] Like bubble?
I've got Phil Collins.
- No one likes that shit.
- I like "Sussudio."
Come on. I can't fucking think like this.
- Are you serious?
- [Trunk] I've Beyoncé.
My phone's stuck on CarPlay.
[woman sings "Feeling Good" by Bublé]
Birds flying high ♪
You know how I feel ♪
Sun in the sky ♪
You know how I feel ♪
Breeze driftin' on by ♪
You know how I feel ♪
It's a new dawn ♪
It's a new day ♪
It's a new life ♪
For me ♪
[mouthing] What the fuck?
And I'm feeling ♪
Good ♪
[Hagerty] We got pretty good
at making them and then
I got pretty good at breaking them.
[imperceptible]
[Hagerty] It was all about colors.
You had to know
what color wire you were gonna cut.
Blue, red, green
I'll tell you a dirty little secret.
When you're in the middle of an explosion,
it's the ultimate rush.
[beeping stops]
[tool clinks]
Did we do it? Is it over?
Stick a fork in her! She's done!
[all cheering and whooping]
- Yes!
- [squeals]
Oh, my God.
- Fuck.
- [cell phone ringing]
Winters?
We did it, sir.
It's over.
[laughing] Fuck yes!
Well done, Agent Winters.
A grateful nation owes you a debt.
It sure does, sir.
And they can pay
that debt right now, because
drinks are on
the United States of America!
["I Don't Care" by Icona Pop playing]
I got this feeling on the summer day
When you were gone ♪
I crashed my car into the bridge
I watched, I let it burn ♪
I threw your shit into a bag
And pushed it down the stairs ♪
I crashed my car into the bridge ♪
I don't care, I love it ♪
I don't care ♪
I love it ♪
- [imperceptible]
- I don't care, I love it ♪
I don't care, I love it ♪
I don't care, I love it ♪
I love it ♪
I don't care, I love it
I love it ♪
I don't care, I love it ♪
[Chad] Hey!
Oh, shit. That's how
we got in trouble last time.
I think the molly probably
had something to do with it.
I prefer to blame the commies.
Either way,
hell of a mission to go out on, big man.
Who knows?
Maybe I got one or two more in me.
You are my brother and sister for life!
Shit, I'll drink to that.
[imitates gun firing] Eat lead, you fucks!
I lost track of how many went down.
Oh, hey! You guys,
I was talking about her earlier,
this is Ava, my team leader.
She's the coolest chick I know.
No. You're the coolest chick I know.
- No. You.
- No. You.
Did you hear how she climbed her way
out of a scorpion pit like a boss?
[man] Damn, hardcore.
No shit.
[club music playing]
Jane, hook me up with another Hurricane.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
The boyfriend's not playing
with a full deck, is he?
Want me to take care of that?
'Cause I can make it
look like an accident, I swear.
[mimics explosion]
Yeah, Dad!
Nah. If he's good enough for Jen,
that's good enough for me.
God, you smell so good.
Shit, I love you.
I knew you could do it, Paulie.
Zogg! My man!
Hags, you sick son of a bitch!
You still owe me for those hookers
we double teamed down at Moondoggies.
Next one's on me, brother. [chuckles]
Fuck, yes!
Wait. You can see that?
Yung, if your eyes could see
half the shit that my eyes could see,
your little mind would be blown. [kisses]
I love you, bestie!
Hagerty! Wait!
I'm Ava.
Chad.
I forgot your name was Chad.
Want to get out of here, Chad?
Yeah, this place is pretty dead.
[crowd cheering]
You're on a different road
I'm in the Milky Way ♪
You want me down on Earth
But I am up in space ♪
You're so damn hard to please
We gotta kill this switch ♪
You're from the '70s
But I'm a '90s bitch ♪
I don't care ♪
I got this feeling on the summer day
When you were gone ♪
I crashed my car into the bridge
I watched, I let it burn ♪
I threw your shit into a bag
And pushed it down the stairs ♪
I crashed my car into the bridge ♪
I don't care, I love it ♪
I don't care, I love it
I love it ♪
I don't care, I love it ♪
I don't care, I love it
I love it ♪
[all chanting] USA! USA! USA!
[both moaning]
USA! USA! USA!
[Ava screams]
[all cheering]
[Ava moaning]
Fuck.
Yes.
I love it ♪