Out With Dad (2010) s01e08 Episode Script
Out with Kenny
I want your honest opinion about something.
Shoot.
You know Alicia Van Haren? Yeah.
What you'd think if I ask her out? Cool! I think you should do it! Really? Yeah, I mean She's totally hot.
And super nice.
I bet she'd go for you.
OK.
Cool.
Thanks.
Uhm You're welcome.
Is that all you wanted to ask? Are you sure you're cool with that? Why wouldn't I? Well, it's just Like, I know you always say you and me are more like brother and sister, but I just want to make sure that, truly, in fact, you are OK with me going out with other girls.
Like, people always saying we're like a couple I really like you, and I know you like me Kenny I'm gay.
That makes so much sense! What? Let's be clear here: Are you coming out to me? Yes.
Oh my God! I am the first person you came out to, right? Yes? Yes! Um hello! - This is kind of a big moment for me.
- It is for me too! My best friend in the whole world just came out to me! This is so exciting! Stop making this about you, you douche-bag! Oh Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I I totally got caught up in the moment.
Just Wait a minute.
So, when you say you think Alicia Van Haren is hot You mean: You think Alicia Van Haren is hot? Yeah, I guess Hum Hum What? Oh man What!? It's just This is all new for me.
I never even thought that I could be gay.
But since I started thinking about it, so many things have started to make more sense.
Like I always thought that girls could be hot or pretty or whatever.
But I never really had an opinion about guys.
I just figured I had really particular tastes.
What? Well, because you do have particular tastes! Really particular tastes! I do.
Holy shit, I do! Oooh I feel so hyper right now! Are you sure you're OK with this? Of course I am! We tell each other everything.
And now we can totally check out girls together too.
Honestly Kenny, I feel so good right now.
This stays between the two of us though, OK? Yeah, no problem.
I still need to tell my dad.
How do you think he'll react? I have no clue.
No clue.
Your dad's a pretty cool guy.
I'm pretty sure, he'll be OK with it.
But I I'm his little girl.
What if I break his heart? So you're not gonna tell him? I have to.
I need to.
I want to.
I'm scared to.
I think he suspects anyways.
He nearly walked in on me and V You and who? - Vanessa? - Not quite.
- You and Vanessa? - Not quite! I knew it.
Everything makes sense.
Everything.
I think she's in denial.
Major case of Catholic guilt.
With an extra dose of non-parental-OKness.
Well, her mother is not exactly the nicest lady on the planet.
You remember her birthday party last year? Oh God She checked everybody's bags for drugs when we showed up.
What did she expect to find ? Kenny? Yeah? Thanks for being cool.
Now Let's go ask out Alicia! I'd rather you weren't there.
Hello? Dad, I have something to tell you.
I've been thinking about this for a while and well Rose, you look like you've got something on your mind.
Actually, Dad, I do have something on my mind.
It's kind of a big deal.
Tell me about it.
And in no way will I freak out.
Well, you know how Vanessa and me have been getting really close lately? Well, I think that Well, I know that I don't know.
Hello? Hi, Dad.
Text reviewed by Michel Cantigneaux
Shoot.
You know Alicia Van Haren? Yeah.
What you'd think if I ask her out? Cool! I think you should do it! Really? Yeah, I mean She's totally hot.
And super nice.
I bet she'd go for you.
OK.
Cool.
Thanks.
Uhm You're welcome.
Is that all you wanted to ask? Are you sure you're cool with that? Why wouldn't I? Well, it's just Like, I know you always say you and me are more like brother and sister, but I just want to make sure that, truly, in fact, you are OK with me going out with other girls.
Like, people always saying we're like a couple I really like you, and I know you like me Kenny I'm gay.
That makes so much sense! What? Let's be clear here: Are you coming out to me? Yes.
Oh my God! I am the first person you came out to, right? Yes? Yes! Um hello! - This is kind of a big moment for me.
- It is for me too! My best friend in the whole world just came out to me! This is so exciting! Stop making this about you, you douche-bag! Oh Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I I totally got caught up in the moment.
Just Wait a minute.
So, when you say you think Alicia Van Haren is hot You mean: You think Alicia Van Haren is hot? Yeah, I guess Hum Hum What? Oh man What!? It's just This is all new for me.
I never even thought that I could be gay.
But since I started thinking about it, so many things have started to make more sense.
Like I always thought that girls could be hot or pretty or whatever.
But I never really had an opinion about guys.
I just figured I had really particular tastes.
What? Well, because you do have particular tastes! Really particular tastes! I do.
Holy shit, I do! Oooh I feel so hyper right now! Are you sure you're OK with this? Of course I am! We tell each other everything.
And now we can totally check out girls together too.
Honestly Kenny, I feel so good right now.
This stays between the two of us though, OK? Yeah, no problem.
I still need to tell my dad.
How do you think he'll react? I have no clue.
No clue.
Your dad's a pretty cool guy.
I'm pretty sure, he'll be OK with it.
But I I'm his little girl.
What if I break his heart? So you're not gonna tell him? I have to.
I need to.
I want to.
I'm scared to.
I think he suspects anyways.
He nearly walked in on me and V You and who? - Vanessa? - Not quite.
- You and Vanessa? - Not quite! I knew it.
Everything makes sense.
Everything.
I think she's in denial.
Major case of Catholic guilt.
With an extra dose of non-parental-OKness.
Well, her mother is not exactly the nicest lady on the planet.
You remember her birthday party last year? Oh God She checked everybody's bags for drugs when we showed up.
What did she expect to find ? Kenny? Yeah? Thanks for being cool.
Now Let's go ask out Alicia! I'd rather you weren't there.
Hello? Dad, I have something to tell you.
I've been thinking about this for a while and well Rose, you look like you've got something on your mind.
Actually, Dad, I do have something on my mind.
It's kind of a big deal.
Tell me about it.
And in no way will I freak out.
Well, you know how Vanessa and me have been getting really close lately? Well, I think that Well, I know that I don't know.
Hello? Hi, Dad.
Text reviewed by Michel Cantigneaux