Paranoia Agent (2004) s01e08 Episode Script
Happy Family Planning
1
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Sora ni migoto na kinoko no kumo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komichi de e wo
hamu kotori no gogo wa
Komorebi no
shiba ni te wo furete
Kimi to katarou
Hora ranchi no benchi no ue de
Yume wa hana saku
Nami no oto wo sono mune ni
Yuutsu wa shizumete
Hashi wo asu ni nobashi
Tsunami nado anzuru kotonaku
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Sora ni migoto
na kinoko no kumo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komichi de e wo
hamu kotori no gogo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Ranchi no benchi de sodateta yume
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komorebi no hi ni umareta gogo yo
Chitose Candy
Fuyubachi
Zebra Did you wait long?
Fuyubachi Waiting can be fun.
BTW, where's Kamome?
Zebra Said she's going to bed
for the big day tomorrow.
This is strange.
She didn't strike me on the net as the
kind of girl who keeps people waiting.
Well, it's no wonder if she
changed her mind, I suppose.
No way.
I mean, that's still a child.
Kamome is more like,
how should I say, well
How old is Kamome?
Zebra!
And Fuyubachi!
A child?!
There you are!
The bigger one is Zebra and the
smaller one is Fuyubachi, right?
Right?
Zebra, Zebra, Zebra, Zebra!
Fuyubachi, Fuyubachi,
Fuyubachi, Fu-yu-ba-chi!
Er?
Wait for me!
Hey!
Where are you going?!
My last pill.
KAMOME
I'm sorry.
Kamome I don't want to suffer
Fuyubachi True. The best way to die
without suffering is by carbon monoxide
poisoning, or maybe sleeping pills
Zebra Right.
Zebra I heard if you add water, the
gas will be generated more efficiently
due to the partial burning.
Fuyubachi Then I'll bring a hibachi
and some briquettes.
Here we go!
Kamome.
I feel a little bad for her.
Well, she's much,
much too young to die.
We come back as ghosts later
and apologize to her.
Yes.
Hello?
Zebra!
I'm right here.
Hey!
You can't leave me behind like that!
What bad timing.
We should try again another time.
An interruption today
No!
No!
No! No!
I'm going to die, too.
Die with you guys.
Well, not to worry.
Fuyubachi Remember FOX? One of
the regulars here.
Zebra Yes, he wanted to die as well.
I've made a contingency
plan just in case.
Fuyubachi I see, I see.
FOX After all, if you don't care about
the consequences, jumping in front of
a train is the quickest way.
We're going out!
Ticket machines!
Listen, Zebra.
First of all, we'll stand in
single file, and then I'll jump.
And then you'll follow me, pushing
Kamome back towards the platform.
The train will be arriving
shortly on platform one.
Please wait behind the white line.
A train!
It's coming!
Oh boy.
So that's how you end up looking
if you get run over by a train.
Jumping in front of a train may not
be the prettiest way to go, I guess.
Ouch.
Damn.
It hurts more than I thought.
Zebra! What are you doing?!
Come on!
It's hard to die, isn't it?
These are hard times.
The Grim Reaper is so busy,
he doesn't have time for us.
Fuyubachi Any other ways?
FOX I heard you won't suffer if you
jump off a building since you'll lose
consciousness on the way down.
No. If you jump off a building
you'll end up looking the same as
getting run over by a train, right?
Fuyubachi Hm, hm, go on, go on.
FOX Drowning to death is classic.
It has a certain allure.
What?
I don't want my clothes to get wet!
Fuyubachi How do you know so much?
(LOL) And what other ways are there?
FOX They say you should break up
cigarettes into pieces before eating
them if you want to make sure!
That's just yucky.
I wish I could've gone for a train ride.
I wish I could've gone
somewhere far away on a train.
OK!
Why don't we go ride a train?
Let's go somewhere far away.
Yes.
Go, go! Let's go, let's go!
Mountains! Mountains! Mountains!
Fields! Fields! Fields!
A river! A river!
Look! Look!
Zebra!
Fuyubachi!
He's sleeping with his eyes open.
No way!
He really is.
Sayo
Sayo Sayo
I wonder if it hurt.
Oh. He's still sleeping.
A scarecrow, scarecrow!
Zebra Is it hard to do it on a mountain?
FOX It's surprisingly easy to get found
on a mountain. If you're worried, you
have to go deep into heart of it.
FOX Watch out for the vines!
FOX Vines in mountains break easily.
I recommend you bring ropes.
Now then, the time has come.
Who's giving the go-ahead sign?
We haven't decided yet?
Come on, Fuyubachi,
give us the go-ahead!
I wanna do it, too!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing!
This is fun!
Swing, swing.
Wait!
Fuyubachi! Zebra!
- We're going to die!
- We're going to die!
- Wait!
Fuyubachi!
Zebra!
I thought I was going to get killed.
Fuyubachi!
Zebra!
It's better this way.
It's for her own good.
Oh, but if she gets lost so deep in the
mountain, she'll die for sure!
Don't leave me behind!
I don't want to be alone!
You know, Fuyubachi.
I'm hungry.
Have this.
You sure?
Thanks, Fuyubachi.
Hey, over here!
Fuyubachi Last-minute preparation?
FOX Right!
FOX You have to freshen up both
physically and mentally before you die!
BATH
This is heaven.
Oh, my.
Oh, it really is heaven.
This is most delightful.
Delightful?
Oh, no!
We're acting as if
FOX That's right.
FOX I'm going to kill myself soon, too.
But before that, I'm going to do
something sensational.
Cheers!
Zebra Hm, Hm.
Kamome Hm, Hm.
FOX That's right!
FOX I'm going to make the world pay!
Incidentally, remember Shonen Bat.
Yes?
They say FOX was killed
by Shonen Bat.
Shonen Bat?
That serial street attacker?
The one who got arrested
and killed himself in jail.
No, no, the one who was
arrested was an imposter.
And apparently,
that imposter was FOX.
So does that mean he was killed
inside the police station?
By Shonen Bat?
I don't know. They say the killer
came through the walls.
I'm jealous.
He got to die.
That's right.
Shonen Bat can appear
anywhere, at anytime.
But that's a rumor.
Those sorts of stories get
exaggerated, you know.
After all, if he comes to those people
who are driven into a corner
he should've come to us
long before now.
I'm jealous.
Horse Shonen Bat
horse He's one person, yet he's not.
He can appear in front of anyone
who's cornered
I'm really jealous.
Did you say something?
No, no.
You did say something, didn't you?
Maybe it's a weasel or something.
We're in the country.
Oh, no.
Or maybe a bear or something?
Oh, no.
A frog
What's this?
A bat, isn't it?
It sure is.
A bat?
He's here!
The great Shonen Bat!
Are you the real thing?
It's so nice to finally see you!
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Please wait!
Wait for us!
We lost him.
Shonen Bat.
But, we were close, weren't we?
That's right.
If we get to see him again,
maybe we'll succeed.
Should we try calling
him one more time?
Good idea, good idea.
The last pill.
Are you OK?
Here's your medicine.
Hey, listen, what should we do
to die this time?
Delusion
Warm
What are you doing?!
That's embarrassing!
OK.
Should we get going?
What, where?
Somewhere far away.
Are we riding the train again?
Do you want to ride the bullet train?
Whoopie!
Fuyubachi Of course.
Zebra Yeah.
Kamome Three of us together, right?
Fuyubachi The season should be fall.
Ready?
I'm going to shoot now.
Hey, did my face look funny?
I might have shut my eyes.
Hey, look at this!
What's that?
Pharmacy
HAPPY FAMILY PLANNING
Extra-Thin Condoms
To begin
Figures pop out from a crane's beak.
A sweetfish jumps and goes
crash with fish meatballs.
A dancing reed is in love
with the notion of love.
A buzzing horsefly breaks out
in a nervous sweat.
An ant rubs its eyes in disbelief.
And the book written by a duck
with leeks on its back is
A sorrowful-ending caricature
of beasts and birds.
And then
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Sora ni migoto na kinoko no kumo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komichi de e wo
hamu kotori no gogo wa
Komorebi no
shiba ni te wo furete
Kimi to katarou
Hora ranchi no benchi no ue de
Yume wa hana saku
Nami no oto wo sono mune ni
Yuutsu wa shizumete
Hashi wo asu ni nobashi
Tsunami nado anzuru kotonaku
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Sora ni migoto
na kinoko no kumo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komichi de e wo
hamu kotori no gogo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Ranchi no benchi de sodateta yume
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komorebi no hi ni umareta gogo yo
Chitose Candy
Fuyubachi
Zebra Did you wait long?
Fuyubachi Waiting can be fun.
BTW, where's Kamome?
Zebra Said she's going to bed
for the big day tomorrow.
This is strange.
She didn't strike me on the net as the
kind of girl who keeps people waiting.
Well, it's no wonder if she
changed her mind, I suppose.
No way.
I mean, that's still a child.
Kamome is more like,
how should I say, well
How old is Kamome?
Zebra!
And Fuyubachi!
A child?!
There you are!
The bigger one is Zebra and the
smaller one is Fuyubachi, right?
Right?
Zebra, Zebra, Zebra, Zebra!
Fuyubachi, Fuyubachi,
Fuyubachi, Fu-yu-ba-chi!
Er?
Wait for me!
Hey!
Where are you going?!
My last pill.
KAMOME
I'm sorry.
Kamome I don't want to suffer
Fuyubachi True. The best way to die
without suffering is by carbon monoxide
poisoning, or maybe sleeping pills
Zebra Right.
Zebra I heard if you add water, the
gas will be generated more efficiently
due to the partial burning.
Fuyubachi Then I'll bring a hibachi
and some briquettes.
Here we go!
Kamome.
I feel a little bad for her.
Well, she's much,
much too young to die.
We come back as ghosts later
and apologize to her.
Yes.
Hello?
Zebra!
I'm right here.
Hey!
You can't leave me behind like that!
What bad timing.
We should try again another time.
An interruption today
No!
No!
No! No!
I'm going to die, too.
Die with you guys.
Well, not to worry.
Fuyubachi Remember FOX? One of
the regulars here.
Zebra Yes, he wanted to die as well.
I've made a contingency
plan just in case.
Fuyubachi I see, I see.
FOX After all, if you don't care about
the consequences, jumping in front of
a train is the quickest way.
We're going out!
Ticket machines!
Listen, Zebra.
First of all, we'll stand in
single file, and then I'll jump.
And then you'll follow me, pushing
Kamome back towards the platform.
The train will be arriving
shortly on platform one.
Please wait behind the white line.
A train!
It's coming!
Oh boy.
So that's how you end up looking
if you get run over by a train.
Jumping in front of a train may not
be the prettiest way to go, I guess.
Ouch.
Damn.
It hurts more than I thought.
Zebra! What are you doing?!
Come on!
It's hard to die, isn't it?
These are hard times.
The Grim Reaper is so busy,
he doesn't have time for us.
Fuyubachi Any other ways?
FOX I heard you won't suffer if you
jump off a building since you'll lose
consciousness on the way down.
No. If you jump off a building
you'll end up looking the same as
getting run over by a train, right?
Fuyubachi Hm, hm, go on, go on.
FOX Drowning to death is classic.
It has a certain allure.
What?
I don't want my clothes to get wet!
Fuyubachi How do you know so much?
(LOL) And what other ways are there?
FOX They say you should break up
cigarettes into pieces before eating
them if you want to make sure!
That's just yucky.
I wish I could've gone for a train ride.
I wish I could've gone
somewhere far away on a train.
OK!
Why don't we go ride a train?
Let's go somewhere far away.
Yes.
Go, go! Let's go, let's go!
Mountains! Mountains! Mountains!
Fields! Fields! Fields!
A river! A river!
Look! Look!
Zebra!
Fuyubachi!
He's sleeping with his eyes open.
No way!
He really is.
Sayo
Sayo Sayo
I wonder if it hurt.
Oh. He's still sleeping.
A scarecrow, scarecrow!
Zebra Is it hard to do it on a mountain?
FOX It's surprisingly easy to get found
on a mountain. If you're worried, you
have to go deep into heart of it.
FOX Watch out for the vines!
FOX Vines in mountains break easily.
I recommend you bring ropes.
Now then, the time has come.
Who's giving the go-ahead sign?
We haven't decided yet?
Come on, Fuyubachi,
give us the go-ahead!
I wanna do it, too!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing!
This is fun!
Swing, swing.
Wait!
Fuyubachi! Zebra!
- We're going to die!
- We're going to die!
- Wait!
Fuyubachi!
Zebra!
I thought I was going to get killed.
Fuyubachi!
Zebra!
It's better this way.
It's for her own good.
Oh, but if she gets lost so deep in the
mountain, she'll die for sure!
Don't leave me behind!
I don't want to be alone!
You know, Fuyubachi.
I'm hungry.
Have this.
You sure?
Thanks, Fuyubachi.
Hey, over here!
Fuyubachi Last-minute preparation?
FOX Right!
FOX You have to freshen up both
physically and mentally before you die!
BATH
This is heaven.
Oh, my.
Oh, it really is heaven.
This is most delightful.
Delightful?
Oh, no!
We're acting as if
FOX That's right.
FOX I'm going to kill myself soon, too.
But before that, I'm going to do
something sensational.
Cheers!
Zebra Hm, Hm.
Kamome Hm, Hm.
FOX That's right!
FOX I'm going to make the world pay!
Incidentally, remember Shonen Bat.
Yes?
They say FOX was killed
by Shonen Bat.
Shonen Bat?
That serial street attacker?
The one who got arrested
and killed himself in jail.
No, no, the one who was
arrested was an imposter.
And apparently,
that imposter was FOX.
So does that mean he was killed
inside the police station?
By Shonen Bat?
I don't know. They say the killer
came through the walls.
I'm jealous.
He got to die.
That's right.
Shonen Bat can appear
anywhere, at anytime.
But that's a rumor.
Those sorts of stories get
exaggerated, you know.
After all, if he comes to those people
who are driven into a corner
he should've come to us
long before now.
I'm jealous.
Horse Shonen Bat
horse He's one person, yet he's not.
He can appear in front of anyone
who's cornered
I'm really jealous.
Did you say something?
No, no.
You did say something, didn't you?
Maybe it's a weasel or something.
We're in the country.
Oh, no.
Or maybe a bear or something?
Oh, no.
A frog
What's this?
A bat, isn't it?
It sure is.
A bat?
He's here!
The great Shonen Bat!
Are you the real thing?
It's so nice to finally see you!
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Please wait!
Wait for us!
We lost him.
Shonen Bat.
But, we were close, weren't we?
That's right.
If we get to see him again,
maybe we'll succeed.
Should we try calling
him one more time?
Good idea, good idea.
The last pill.
Are you OK?
Here's your medicine.
Hey, listen, what should we do
to die this time?
Delusion
Warm
What are you doing?!
That's embarrassing!
OK.
Should we get going?
What, where?
Somewhere far away.
Are we riding the train again?
Do you want to ride the bullet train?
Whoopie!
Fuyubachi Of course.
Zebra Yeah.
Kamome Three of us together, right?
Fuyubachi The season should be fall.
Ready?
I'm going to shoot now.
Hey, did my face look funny?
I might have shut my eyes.
Hey, look at this!
What's that?
Pharmacy
HAPPY FAMILY PLANNING
Extra-Thin Condoms
To begin
Figures pop out from a crane's beak.
A sweetfish jumps and goes
crash with fish meatballs.
A dancing reed is in love
with the notion of love.
A buzzing horsefly breaks out
in a nervous sweat.
An ant rubs its eyes in disbelief.
And the book written by a duck
with leeks on its back is
A sorrowful-ending caricature
of beasts and birds.
And then