Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero (2014) s01e08 Episode Script
That Purple Girl
Wherever good is threatened, heroes rise to the challenge and always save the day! Except when they don't.
And that's when I go to work.
I zap in two dimensions every day It's my job to be a hero, save the world And make things right Kung fu moles, rescue trolls Punch a zombie! Score a goal! I'm a robot, I'm a rabbit, I'm a knight Stretching, swinging, sliding by Kicking monsters in the eye Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side No villain's gonna stop Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero You guys play dodgeball.
I'll be in my car sleeping.
- I'm comin' for ya, Sashi! - What's wrong, dude? If you're gonna hit me, then hit me! Your sacrifice is not in vain! I'll get it Who threw that?! - Yeah! - Yahh! It's a tie! Nice game, Sash.
- Ohh.
- And squish.
Oh, yeah, fire bell, not a school bell.
Hey, thanks, fellas, I owe you one.
I'm bringing pizza on Friday.
Oh! You totally thought that was the bell.
You should see the look on your fa Ohh! Okay, say goodbye.
Penn Zero has contracted Pandorian Moon Warts.
So we shoot him into sun.
- What?! - Relax, Phyllis.
Those are just welts of shame from dodgeball.
They are! They really are! Sorry.
My bad.
Gute nacht.
Yes! What?! I'm like a lizard hero.
Ah.
What's our mission? Eating flies? Catching some rays? Selling car insurance? - Guys? I think we're - Giant monsters? Ow! Ow! You zapped my toes! Ohh Okay, Sash, check the specs.
Okay.
We are misunderstood monsters, and we must convince the human president that all the monsters are good.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
All the monsters? - Whoa.
- Whoa.
Aw, who's the little giant monster baby? Yes, you are.
Ooh! Ohh.
You know, for monsters, these guys are pretty chill.
I'm sure the President will be reasonable No!!! Oooh! - Whew.
- I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I will, because I actually can.
Watch this.
Want to know what I'd do if I had a giant pointy horn? - Oh, here it comes.
- Wear a tall hat.
- Is that it? - Yeah.
Okay.
To wipe out these monsters, we'll need more firepower.
Admiral, I told you no use of force against the monsters.
I saw that eye roll.
Oh, Madame President, that wasn't an eye roll.
No, no, no.
I was just, uh, checking to make sure my eyebrows were still there.
And there they are.
And with all due respect, these monsters are a threat to our way of life, and to take them out, I need access to our greatest weapon the Monster Buster Bomb.
See what I mean? Oh, sorry.
Eyebrow check.
They're right there.
Fear not! We come in peace.
Oh.
Uh, are totally willing to do chores to pay for a new City Hall.
If you have something you want stepped on, we seem to be really good at that, so put that on the list.
Okay, okay.
That one was not my fault.
That's just bad city planning.
I mean, why do you have a TNT museum? You humans are crazy.
I mean, just nuts.
- Okay, you have to speak for us.
- And say what? First, tell them Uhh.
Every time I talk I blow things up! - Whisper it! - Okay, big guy.
Keep it simple.
Just tell them, "Humans, we are here to" Got it.
Humans! We are here to melt you! "Help" you! "Help" Ahh, this is impossible! I can't say anything! Wait a minute.
I can't "say" anything.
Madame President, please! Your Peace Bridge is in flames, it's just a matter of time before the Friendship Pier and the Unconditional Love Overpass are destroyed too! Well, at least the Roller Rink of Togetherness is still standing.
Still, we don't know that they mean us harm.
These could all be accidents combined with convenient misunderstandings We are here to melt you! Chilling words, Madame President.
Or maybe he just meant they're here to melt our hearts.
I like the way you think, Ensign.
Oh! Or maybe they want to help us get in shape - by melting the pounds away.
- "Melting the pounds away.
" Question mark.
Dash.
Dash.
Smiley face.
Madame President, give me the launch codes for the Monster Buster Bomb! Wait.
What are they doing? That is clearly a monster war dance.
Really? I think it looks like Charades.
The handsome, rugged Ensign is right! First word.
Yes.
One syllable.
Rhymes with "chickens.
" No.
"Ducks.
" No.
"Geese"? Ha! Lucky guess.
Okay, rhymes with "geese" - Oh! Grease? Heese? - Peace! No! She was right before.
"Heese.
" Peace? You want peace? Not the Sentimental Violin Factory! Herman! Look at your smoking fiddle! I'm so sorry! Ohh.
Hold me, Ensign.
They're trying to wipe us out.
I need those launch codes.
Very well.
Make sure you have a pen.
- The launch code is three - Three.
- Yes? - That's it.
Just three.
They said the code could be one to ten numbers, and I figured a single number would be easier to remember.
It's not very secure.
I mean, even my diary has a four-digit lock.
Okay, whatever.
Three it is.
No! The monsters haven't cleared the city! Uh-oh! Missiles! Oh, this is gonna hurt! Looks like this is how the Boone/Unicorn/Monkey Man is goin' out.
Tell my best friend I love him.
- I thought I was your best friend.
- You are.
Okay, you want me to tell me - you love me? - Yes.
Awright, well, that just seems like an overly complicated way to say that, but here goes.
I love you, Penn.
From Boone.
Ya know, that was really nice.
No one's gonna die, stupid.
Dodgeball! Yeah! Heeyah! Not bad, my friends.
Not bad at all.
Ohhhh!!! We got a huge break that the missile went into that mountain with the hole on top.
Boone, that's not just a mountain.
- It's a vol - Let him figure it out.
You fool! You've doomed us all! Well, this is only Phase 1 of my plan.
If you'll turn your attention to the map.
Yes, that right.
Seeing as this is our last moment, are you free for dinner? I have some lunch meat in my mini-fridge.
Oh, I get it now.
It was a volcano.
Yeah ooohhh it's a volcano!!! What kind of stupid city builds itself next to a volcano?! Builds itself next to a volcano Boone, you're a genius! "Bologna.
" Huh.
The "G" is silent.
That can't be my last thought! Turn a little bit to the left.
- I'm gonna get a hernia.
- Ohh, my back.
Watch the horns.
You've saved our city! You've also completely ruined our power grid and sewer system, but let's focus on the positive! Thank you, monsters! I knew we could be friends.
I'd love to share this moment with Ensign.
Whatever happened to a good, old-fashioned still life? - F-minus.
- Rejection only feeds my art.
Hello! Principal Larry here with your Teacher Evaluation forms.
Whatever teacher gets the best eval wins Teacher of the Month and gets to park in my # spo-ot # which # me-ans # No more walking through Water Sprinkler Row.
It appears that the glove is on the other shoe.
What is wrong with face? This expression is called "a smile," Phyllis, and I have it because I'm about to obliterate Rippen on his teacher evaluation.
Your boring story is like glass in my ear.
Goodbye.
I'm Choco Chuck! Oh ho ho ho! Choco Choco Choco Trunks is my all-time favorite cereal.
Choco Choco Choco Trunks are Choco-Choco- Trunk-O-Licious! - Oh, and Sashi, you're - Flamingo.
Agent Flamingo.
Flaming-O's are the perfect way to start your day.
Flaming-O, yeah! Crunch like you mean it.
Oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- And Boone, who are you? - Uh oh.
The Be Well Beaver? Ohhh.
Kale Flakes give you a healthy breakfast boost.
Take it from the Be Well Beaver.
Nutrition is radical.
Mmm-mm.
And Kale Flakes taste healthier in water.
_ Okay, guys, mission time.
We are cereal mascots Mmm! You gotta try these Frosted Wacky Snaps.
Mmm! You can really taste the wacky.
who must stop the evil milkman who's flooding cereal farms with milk to make all the cereals soggy.
Mmmm.
Enough crunching! Guys, look.
Not so fast, Rippen! Rippen? Oh, no, friends.
I'm The Milkman.
And milk is a healthy part of a balanced breakfast.
Drink Up Now brand milk it's easier than getting your own cow! It's trooooooo! So you drink up, now.
Don't mind me.
Just soaking things.
Drink a glass of milk! Everything's better soggy.
Flaming-O, yeah! Colic.
I was strawberry milk for about a half a second.
You folks have a lot of energy, so let's play a game.
Answer my riddle and you'll see I plan to destroy all the cereal at six o'clock minus three.
So three o'clock? Golly.
I guess I'm better at soaking than riddle-making.
Help! Help! My Crispity Crump craw Eh, Crispity Crunch crop Sir, any idea how he'll make the valley soggy? No, but according to the story on him on the front page of The Crunchington Post, he was an inmate at Marshmallow Dreams maximum security prison.
If anyone knows The Milkman's plan, it'd be his best friend and old cellmate.
Of course! Wrong Way Wally! That pesky wolverine who's always trying to steal my Choco Choco Choco Trunks! - Wrong Way Wally.
- I've been expecting you.
Me too! I've got juice boxes for everybody! - Do you like our place? - You've been here five minutes.
- I take our home seriously.
- Otis the Opossum? You go bonkers for Banana Bran! Hey, remember that commercial where Otis wanted Banana Bran so bad he used his live savings to buy the Banana Bran factory? But then he defaulted on his loans and went to prison? At three o'clock your old cellmate The Milkman is gonna turn all the cereal fields soggy, and we need to know how he plans to do that.
Why on Earth would I help you? Why? Why.
Uh uh, well, because of this.
Put aside your hate and just cooperate We can catch The Milkman Catch The Milkman Catch The Milkman with you - # Catch The Milkman # - # Catch The Milkman # Catch The Milkman with you Trying to win me over with jazz hands won't work.
Believe me, Larry has tried many times.
It's true! Come on, PZ, we'll figure out The Milkman's plan without him.
No! I know how to make him talk.
We will give you the most positive teacher evaluation in the history of public education! No more Water Sprinkler Row.
What do you say? - Are you serious? - Nothing would turn my stomach more than writing nice things about you, old Rip, but I'll do it if it helps us catch The Milkman by 3 o'clock.
Very well, you've got yourself a deal.
To catch a villain, you must think like a villain.
And to think like a villain, you must understand - what drives them to villainy.
- Uh, great.
Yeah.
But I really just want to know where The Milkman is gonna strike.
Case in point: I am driven by my need to outdo my sister Vlurgen.
That-that's really interesting, but Papa and Mama always liked Vlurgen better.
Vlurgen was given everything I've ever wanted a really evil car, a different magical scepter for every day of the week, competent evil henchmen No offense, Larry.
- None taken.
- Okay.
I-I'm gonna stop you right there.
Listen, I know how Vlurgen's really been a problem for you, and maybe you could invite her to our next session, but right now I need you to focus - on helping us stop The Milkman! - You're right.
I'm sorry.
The Milkman is Uh-oh! Did you hear that, my dear boy? That was the mellifluous knell of your bitter defeat.
That blabberfest was simply to run out the clock! Now you can't stop The Milkman! Finally! I'm a full-time villain! Ohh! Ooh, I've waited so long for this.
Aha! The best part is, the Milkman's target couldn't be more obvious! Look at the bottom of The Crunchington Post.
It's the tenth anniversary of the Crispy Valley Milk Dam.
To flood Crispy Valley, all The Milkman had to do - was sabotage that dam.
- That's it! Let's go! Uh, hello? It's already three P.
M.
Actually, it's two P.
M.
I knew the only way you'd tell me anything is if you thought it was too late.
So we turned your clock forward.
- # We can catch The Milkman # - # Catch The Milkman # Catch The Milkman with you What?! No! It's not fair! What about the balloons? And the cake? - And the hat? - Don't worry, I got this.
Wow! Lenny the Lion? I love your Lemon Lime Lion Logs! Here he is! Hello again, friends.
You drink up, now.
Sashi, get that cap.
Boone, slow that spill down.
I'm goin' on a milk run.
Not so fast, Milkman! Didn't your mother tell you never to put your fist inside someone's chest? I call this move "The Milkshake.
" The levee's breaking! Kale.
Kale Flakes give you Kale Power! _ - Boone! - Sashi! Friends, if you don't stop messin' with my plans, you're gonna have to drink up again.
Milk makes you grow big and strong! Snack time's over, friend.
Oh yeah? 'Cause I'm still thirsty! Time to drink up, now.
Hey, friend, cut that out! C'mon, friend, let go! Help! It's gross in here, friend! Could you let me out of this bottle? I thought we were friends, friend.
Congratulations.
Teacher of the Month.
You-You gave me a good evaluation? I guess it's true what they say: An elephant never forgets.
If you'll remember, I-I was an elephant Aha.
Yes.
I see what you're doing.
You're making me feel small with your generosity.
Very clever.
And that's when I go to work.
I zap in two dimensions every day It's my job to be a hero, save the world And make things right Kung fu moles, rescue trolls Punch a zombie! Score a goal! I'm a robot, I'm a rabbit, I'm a knight Stretching, swinging, sliding by Kicking monsters in the eye Boone and Sashi always sticking by my side No villain's gonna stop Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero, part-time hero! Penn Zero You guys play dodgeball.
I'll be in my car sleeping.
- I'm comin' for ya, Sashi! - What's wrong, dude? If you're gonna hit me, then hit me! Your sacrifice is not in vain! I'll get it Who threw that?! - Yeah! - Yahh! It's a tie! Nice game, Sash.
- Ohh.
- And squish.
Oh, yeah, fire bell, not a school bell.
Hey, thanks, fellas, I owe you one.
I'm bringing pizza on Friday.
Oh! You totally thought that was the bell.
You should see the look on your fa Ohh! Okay, say goodbye.
Penn Zero has contracted Pandorian Moon Warts.
So we shoot him into sun.
- What?! - Relax, Phyllis.
Those are just welts of shame from dodgeball.
They are! They really are! Sorry.
My bad.
Gute nacht.
Yes! What?! I'm like a lizard hero.
Ah.
What's our mission? Eating flies? Catching some rays? Selling car insurance? - Guys? I think we're - Giant monsters? Ow! Ow! You zapped my toes! Ohh Okay, Sash, check the specs.
Okay.
We are misunderstood monsters, and we must convince the human president that all the monsters are good.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
All the monsters? - Whoa.
- Whoa.
Aw, who's the little giant monster baby? Yes, you are.
Ooh! Ohh.
You know, for monsters, these guys are pretty chill.
I'm sure the President will be reasonable No!!! Oooh! - Whew.
- I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I will, because I actually can.
Watch this.
Want to know what I'd do if I had a giant pointy horn? - Oh, here it comes.
- Wear a tall hat.
- Is that it? - Yeah.
Okay.
To wipe out these monsters, we'll need more firepower.
Admiral, I told you no use of force against the monsters.
I saw that eye roll.
Oh, Madame President, that wasn't an eye roll.
No, no, no.
I was just, uh, checking to make sure my eyebrows were still there.
And there they are.
And with all due respect, these monsters are a threat to our way of life, and to take them out, I need access to our greatest weapon the Monster Buster Bomb.
See what I mean? Oh, sorry.
Eyebrow check.
They're right there.
Fear not! We come in peace.
Oh.
Uh, are totally willing to do chores to pay for a new City Hall.
If you have something you want stepped on, we seem to be really good at that, so put that on the list.
Okay, okay.
That one was not my fault.
That's just bad city planning.
I mean, why do you have a TNT museum? You humans are crazy.
I mean, just nuts.
- Okay, you have to speak for us.
- And say what? First, tell them Uhh.
Every time I talk I blow things up! - Whisper it! - Okay, big guy.
Keep it simple.
Just tell them, "Humans, we are here to" Got it.
Humans! We are here to melt you! "Help" you! "Help" Ahh, this is impossible! I can't say anything! Wait a minute.
I can't "say" anything.
Madame President, please! Your Peace Bridge is in flames, it's just a matter of time before the Friendship Pier and the Unconditional Love Overpass are destroyed too! Well, at least the Roller Rink of Togetherness is still standing.
Still, we don't know that they mean us harm.
These could all be accidents combined with convenient misunderstandings We are here to melt you! Chilling words, Madame President.
Or maybe he just meant they're here to melt our hearts.
I like the way you think, Ensign.
Oh! Or maybe they want to help us get in shape - by melting the pounds away.
- "Melting the pounds away.
" Question mark.
Dash.
Dash.
Smiley face.
Madame President, give me the launch codes for the Monster Buster Bomb! Wait.
What are they doing? That is clearly a monster war dance.
Really? I think it looks like Charades.
The handsome, rugged Ensign is right! First word.
Yes.
One syllable.
Rhymes with "chickens.
" No.
"Ducks.
" No.
"Geese"? Ha! Lucky guess.
Okay, rhymes with "geese" - Oh! Grease? Heese? - Peace! No! She was right before.
"Heese.
" Peace? You want peace? Not the Sentimental Violin Factory! Herman! Look at your smoking fiddle! I'm so sorry! Ohh.
Hold me, Ensign.
They're trying to wipe us out.
I need those launch codes.
Very well.
Make sure you have a pen.
- The launch code is three - Three.
- Yes? - That's it.
Just three.
They said the code could be one to ten numbers, and I figured a single number would be easier to remember.
It's not very secure.
I mean, even my diary has a four-digit lock.
Okay, whatever.
Three it is.
No! The monsters haven't cleared the city! Uh-oh! Missiles! Oh, this is gonna hurt! Looks like this is how the Boone/Unicorn/Monkey Man is goin' out.
Tell my best friend I love him.
- I thought I was your best friend.
- You are.
Okay, you want me to tell me - you love me? - Yes.
Awright, well, that just seems like an overly complicated way to say that, but here goes.
I love you, Penn.
From Boone.
Ya know, that was really nice.
No one's gonna die, stupid.
Dodgeball! Yeah! Heeyah! Not bad, my friends.
Not bad at all.
Ohhhh!!! We got a huge break that the missile went into that mountain with the hole on top.
Boone, that's not just a mountain.
- It's a vol - Let him figure it out.
You fool! You've doomed us all! Well, this is only Phase 1 of my plan.
If you'll turn your attention to the map.
Yes, that right.
Seeing as this is our last moment, are you free for dinner? I have some lunch meat in my mini-fridge.
Oh, I get it now.
It was a volcano.
Yeah ooohhh it's a volcano!!! What kind of stupid city builds itself next to a volcano?! Builds itself next to a volcano Boone, you're a genius! "Bologna.
" Huh.
The "G" is silent.
That can't be my last thought! Turn a little bit to the left.
- I'm gonna get a hernia.
- Ohh, my back.
Watch the horns.
You've saved our city! You've also completely ruined our power grid and sewer system, but let's focus on the positive! Thank you, monsters! I knew we could be friends.
I'd love to share this moment with Ensign.
Whatever happened to a good, old-fashioned still life? - F-minus.
- Rejection only feeds my art.
Hello! Principal Larry here with your Teacher Evaluation forms.
Whatever teacher gets the best eval wins Teacher of the Month and gets to park in my # spo-ot # which # me-ans # No more walking through Water Sprinkler Row.
It appears that the glove is on the other shoe.
What is wrong with face? This expression is called "a smile," Phyllis, and I have it because I'm about to obliterate Rippen on his teacher evaluation.
Your boring story is like glass in my ear.
Goodbye.
I'm Choco Chuck! Oh ho ho ho! Choco Choco Choco Trunks is my all-time favorite cereal.
Choco Choco Choco Trunks are Choco-Choco- Trunk-O-Licious! - Oh, and Sashi, you're - Flamingo.
Agent Flamingo.
Flaming-O's are the perfect way to start your day.
Flaming-O, yeah! Crunch like you mean it.
Oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- And Boone, who are you? - Uh oh.
The Be Well Beaver? Ohhh.
Kale Flakes give you a healthy breakfast boost.
Take it from the Be Well Beaver.
Nutrition is radical.
Mmm-mm.
And Kale Flakes taste healthier in water.
_ Okay, guys, mission time.
We are cereal mascots Mmm! You gotta try these Frosted Wacky Snaps.
Mmm! You can really taste the wacky.
who must stop the evil milkman who's flooding cereal farms with milk to make all the cereals soggy.
Mmmm.
Enough crunching! Guys, look.
Not so fast, Rippen! Rippen? Oh, no, friends.
I'm The Milkman.
And milk is a healthy part of a balanced breakfast.
Drink Up Now brand milk it's easier than getting your own cow! It's trooooooo! So you drink up, now.
Don't mind me.
Just soaking things.
Drink a glass of milk! Everything's better soggy.
Flaming-O, yeah! Colic.
I was strawberry milk for about a half a second.
You folks have a lot of energy, so let's play a game.
Answer my riddle and you'll see I plan to destroy all the cereal at six o'clock minus three.
So three o'clock? Golly.
I guess I'm better at soaking than riddle-making.
Help! Help! My Crispity Crump craw Eh, Crispity Crunch crop Sir, any idea how he'll make the valley soggy? No, but according to the story on him on the front page of The Crunchington Post, he was an inmate at Marshmallow Dreams maximum security prison.
If anyone knows The Milkman's plan, it'd be his best friend and old cellmate.
Of course! Wrong Way Wally! That pesky wolverine who's always trying to steal my Choco Choco Choco Trunks! - Wrong Way Wally.
- I've been expecting you.
Me too! I've got juice boxes for everybody! - Do you like our place? - You've been here five minutes.
- I take our home seriously.
- Otis the Opossum? You go bonkers for Banana Bran! Hey, remember that commercial where Otis wanted Banana Bran so bad he used his live savings to buy the Banana Bran factory? But then he defaulted on his loans and went to prison? At three o'clock your old cellmate The Milkman is gonna turn all the cereal fields soggy, and we need to know how he plans to do that.
Why on Earth would I help you? Why? Why.
Uh uh, well, because of this.
Put aside your hate and just cooperate We can catch The Milkman Catch The Milkman Catch The Milkman with you - # Catch The Milkman # - # Catch The Milkman # Catch The Milkman with you Trying to win me over with jazz hands won't work.
Believe me, Larry has tried many times.
It's true! Come on, PZ, we'll figure out The Milkman's plan without him.
No! I know how to make him talk.
We will give you the most positive teacher evaluation in the history of public education! No more Water Sprinkler Row.
What do you say? - Are you serious? - Nothing would turn my stomach more than writing nice things about you, old Rip, but I'll do it if it helps us catch The Milkman by 3 o'clock.
Very well, you've got yourself a deal.
To catch a villain, you must think like a villain.
And to think like a villain, you must understand - what drives them to villainy.
- Uh, great.
Yeah.
But I really just want to know where The Milkman is gonna strike.
Case in point: I am driven by my need to outdo my sister Vlurgen.
That-that's really interesting, but Papa and Mama always liked Vlurgen better.
Vlurgen was given everything I've ever wanted a really evil car, a different magical scepter for every day of the week, competent evil henchmen No offense, Larry.
- None taken.
- Okay.
I-I'm gonna stop you right there.
Listen, I know how Vlurgen's really been a problem for you, and maybe you could invite her to our next session, but right now I need you to focus - on helping us stop The Milkman! - You're right.
I'm sorry.
The Milkman is Uh-oh! Did you hear that, my dear boy? That was the mellifluous knell of your bitter defeat.
That blabberfest was simply to run out the clock! Now you can't stop The Milkman! Finally! I'm a full-time villain! Ohh! Ooh, I've waited so long for this.
Aha! The best part is, the Milkman's target couldn't be more obvious! Look at the bottom of The Crunchington Post.
It's the tenth anniversary of the Crispy Valley Milk Dam.
To flood Crispy Valley, all The Milkman had to do - was sabotage that dam.
- That's it! Let's go! Uh, hello? It's already three P.
M.
Actually, it's two P.
M.
I knew the only way you'd tell me anything is if you thought it was too late.
So we turned your clock forward.
- # We can catch The Milkman # - # Catch The Milkman # Catch The Milkman with you What?! No! It's not fair! What about the balloons? And the cake? - And the hat? - Don't worry, I got this.
Wow! Lenny the Lion? I love your Lemon Lime Lion Logs! Here he is! Hello again, friends.
You drink up, now.
Sashi, get that cap.
Boone, slow that spill down.
I'm goin' on a milk run.
Not so fast, Milkman! Didn't your mother tell you never to put your fist inside someone's chest? I call this move "The Milkshake.
" The levee's breaking! Kale.
Kale Flakes give you Kale Power! _ - Boone! - Sashi! Friends, if you don't stop messin' with my plans, you're gonna have to drink up again.
Milk makes you grow big and strong! Snack time's over, friend.
Oh yeah? 'Cause I'm still thirsty! Time to drink up, now.
Hey, friend, cut that out! C'mon, friend, let go! Help! It's gross in here, friend! Could you let me out of this bottle? I thought we were friends, friend.
Congratulations.
Teacher of the Month.
You-You gave me a good evaluation? I guess it's true what they say: An elephant never forgets.
If you'll remember, I-I was an elephant Aha.
Yes.
I see what you're doing.
You're making me feel small with your generosity.
Very clever.