Puppy Dog Pals (2017) s01e08 Episode Script

(theme music playing)
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Bingo and Rolly,
couple of puppies
-They bark
and chase at you
-Both: Bark! Bark!
And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions
A couple puppies can use
-But when Bob's away
-See you later, pups!
The pups
will play-ay-ay
On a mission
'round the world
Tryin' to save the day
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(record scratching)
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(barking)
(Bingo speaks)
(pugs laughing)
(sighs)
Ah. There's the sign
I've been looking for.
That place
has the freshest
vegetables around,
and I want to go home
with as much as I can carry.
(pugs barking)
Now, that is
one fine-looking broccoli.
(laughs)
(snorts)
Hi there, puppies!
Hey, little piggy.
(snorts)
(both snorting)
(laughs)
Hey, look, Bingo!
I can speak Pig!
-(snorts)
-What are you doing
just lying around?
We're waiting for Bob.
He's buying vegetables.
Well, do you wanna come see
the most awesomest place here?
What's the most awesomest
place here?
(snorts)
You wanna go in?
I don't know.
We might get
pretty dirty, so
yeah!
(all laughing)
Bingo:
Look at me!
I'm a muck monster!
(bubbling)
-Rolly? Is that you?
-(snorts)
You're such a mess!
I can hardly
even tell it's you!
-(pugs laughing)
-You guys play
in the mud so well,
you could be pigs
just like me.
I think my brother
would love to be a pig.
-(snorts)
-(all laughing)
Bingo:
Playing in mud is fun,
but it can really wear
a puppy out.
(Rolly yawns)
That's why
after we pigs
get all muddy,
we lie around
and soak up the sun.
(yawns)
-(Rolly snoring)
-I would love to be
a sun-soaker-upper.
Bob:
There you are.
Well, it sure
looks like you had fun
exploring the farm,
you little muck monsters.
I can hardly tell
which one of you is which.
-(snoring)
-You know what?
Let's get you home,
and get you all cleaned up.
Meow?
-(laughing)
-(snorting)
-Huh?
-(Bob laughs)
I know, Hissy.
These two are a mess!
So, it's a good thing
I invented
this dog washing machine
to wash 'em off.
You guys can get
scrubbed clean inside,
then when you come out,
ARF will go
(blows)
and dry you off.
ARF just loves to go
(blows)
And then you'll go "Ah."
(clunks, chugging)
(toots)
(bubbling)
There you go.
By the time I get back
from taking these vegetables
to some of my friends,
you'll both
be clean and shiny.
I guess I should go first,
so Rolly can keep pretending
to be a pig.
(snorts)
(Bingo laughing)
This thing tickles.
Ta-da!
(blowing)
Okay, next one in line!
Let's go,
you muddy mudster.
In with the dirty
and out with the clean.
(bubbling, tooting, chugging)
Yeah, you might
wanna leave him
in there extra long,
since he was
extra piggy
when he went in.
He loved
being piggy.
Rolly's been going
(snorts) all day.
(gasps)
You're not Rolly!
I never said I was.
My name's Snout. (snorts)
Oh no. Bob must've brought
that piglet home by mistake!
Which means
that my little brother
is still at the farm!
-(splashes)
-Wake up, little piggies.
It's time for lunch.
I found this one
sleeping near a tree.
-(yawns)
-I'm sure he's as hungry
as all of you.
-Chow time!
-Rolly: Hey! Whoa! Watch it!
What are you trying
to get to back there?
(gasps)
Oh, there's lunch
back there.
Eat up, little piggy.
Yummy, yummy, yummy ♪
I get to fill my tummy ♪
Okay, time to pig out.
(laughs)
"Pig out."
That's a good one.
What do we do
after lunch?
We're gonna curl up
like we always do
and go back to sleep.
Wait. Where's Bingo?
I couldn't go to sleep
without my brother.
We play
an "Are you asleep yet" game
until one
of us doesn't answer,
which is how we know
the other one is asleep.
So, we're gonna
have to figure out
how to find my brother.
These are
your brothers, silly.
No, my brother's a dog,
just like I'm a dog.
A dog who's starting to wonder
where his brother, the dog, is.
That's so silly,
how you play pretend.
And you're
as muddy as the rest
of these piglets
and probably
just as tired,
so come on.
(piglets oink)
Close your eyes,
silly piglet.
-(laughs)
-(piglets snoring)
Bingo, where are you?
I need to get Rolly home
before bedtime tonight.
That little guy
won't be able to fall asleep
unless I'm with him.
And I'll lie awake
all night,
thinking about how
we're not together.
(sniffles)
So, come on, Snout.
You and I are going
on a mission.
-(Snout laughing)
-Snout?
Rolly's out there all alone,
and you're playing
in the mud?
I can't help it!
It's mud-tastic!
Come on! Now!
Okay, I think
I might remember
the way to the farm
from what I saw when
Rolly and I had our heads
out the window tilted like this.
Except nothing
looks familiar.
All it looks is tilty.
-Snout, get out of that mud.
-Yeah, so I can go find
even more mud!
Come back here!
(woman humming)
Hmm?
Thanks for lunch, piggies,
but it's time for me to go.
-(pigs snoring)
-(grunting)
Finally!
Now I've gotta find Bingo
and see if he's been
trying to find me.
-Snout?
-(splashing)
There you are.
You're harder to keep track of
than my own brother!
-Whoa!
-(truck engine revving)
Uh, what's happening?
-Where are we going?
-I don't know.
With my head tilted
like this,
maybe I'll know it
when I see it.
(grunts) That farm is
a nice place to visit,
but I don't wanna live there
without Bingo.
Whatcha doing
out of the pigpen,
little piggy?
I'm looking
for my brother,
and I'm not a piggy.
I'm a puppy.
Come on, now.
It's time for you
to go wee, wee, wee
all the way home.
But, I wanna go wee, wee, wee
back to my brother!
My goodness!
You're not
a little piggy at all!
You're a puppy!
I know!
That's why I just said,
"I'm a puppy."
Well, I don't wanna
keep you here on the farm
if you got other places to go.
The only place
I wanna go
is the place
where Bingo is too.
You must love
your brother a lot.
I do, and now
I need to figure out
where to find him.
Hey! This is starting
to look tilty and familiar.
Jumping giant vegetables!
There's the sign
I've been looking for!
That farm
has gotta be close by,
which means
my brother is too! Rolly?
Rolly! I thought
he'd be close by.
-Rolly!
-Rolly: Bingo?
That's him! Rolly?
-Rolly: Bingo!
-Rolly!
-Rolly?
-Rolly: Bingo!
-Where are you?
-Rolly: Where are you?
-(gasps) Bingo!
-Rolly!
(slowed)
Bingo!
(slowed)
Rolly!
(slowed)
Bingo!
-(both grunt)
-(bleats)
(both laugh)
I didn't know
if I'd ever see you again.
I knew you'd come find me!
I just knew it!
When we were apart
Felt like half of me
was missing
Didn't know
if I'd ever see you again
What would I do then?
Right from the start
-We spent
-Both: Every
moment together
Every morning,
afternoon, and night
Yeah, you were
always with me
by my side
You're my brother
Bingo:
You're my best friend,
ooh-woo-ooh
Both:
Never gonna
be separated again
You're my brother
Bingo:
You're my best friend,
ooh-woo-ooh
-Bingo:
You're kind of a slob
-Rolly: And you kinda drool
Both:
But when you're
not here, I miss you
Let's make sure
we're never separated
Never separated again
(both laughing)
-Can I play too?
-Bingo: For a little while,
but then we have to figure out
where that farm you live on is.
Rolly:
It's right there.
Hey, I'm home!
(snorts)
Thanks for a mud-rific day!
You're mud-welcome!
We should say goodbye
to her in her own language.
-Yeah!
-(both snorting)
(snorts)
-Hey! What?
-Rolly: I'm back, Hissy!
I'm back!
Did you miss me?
Sure. Yeah.
Are you sure you're not
that muddy little pig?
-I'm pretty sure.
-Let's get washed off
so Hissy can see
for herself.
You want
to go through first?
I wanna
go through together.
(pugs laughing)
(toots)
A-A-A-A-ARF will make
the two wet doggies
-dry doggies.
-I'm home!
-Bob, you're back!
-Bob, I'm back!
Wait! ARF did not make
you dry doggies.
-(both barking)
-Oh! Hey!
Hey! You two are soaked!
And I'm getting soaked too!
(laughs)
Oh, I love coming home
and knowing that you two
will always be right here,
-together.
-I love that too.
And I love it
just as much.
(Rolly speaks)
(growling)
Is that Bob's newspaper?
Where's my newspaper? Hmm.
I wanted to read
today's news, but
Oh no! Rolly!
That's my newspaper!
Well, you've been chewing
on just about everything
lately, haven't you?
You chewed
on my slipper.
You chewed one of my books.
You even chewed
on my favorite Captain Dog
action figure.
I don't know
what I'm gonna do with you,
you chewy little chewer.
(barks)
I'll just lay
these pages out to dry
before I leave
for work and--
(gasps)
Oh no!
It says here that
the Mona Lisa
is missing!
-The Mona Who-sa is what?
-(mumbles)
"The Mona Lisa,
which many people consider
"the greatest painting
in the world,
"was stolen and could've
been taken anywhere."
(gasps) Oh, that's a double
big old shame.
I hope somebody
finds that thing.
-The Mona Lisa is one
of my favorite paintings ever.
-(door opens, closes)
This Mona Lisa lady looks nice.
I wonder if she's
a friend of Bob's?
Yeah, that's probably why
he was so sad
-that her picture
was stolen. (yelps)
-(news theme music playing)
Rolly, stop chewing
on the remote.
Okay, but here's the thing.
A dog's gotta chew
what a dog's gotta chew
It's just something
that we naturally do
Everything we own
is all covered in drool
'Cause a dog's gotta chew
what a dog's gotta chew
Chew, chew, chew,
chew, chew, chew, chew,
I gotta chew!
-(news theme music playing)
-Hey, look at that!
Reporter:
The Great Wall of China,
which many consider
to be the greatest wall
in the world,
extends for thousands of miles
through the countryside.
Bob said that the Mona Lisa
is the greatest painting
in the world.
Think that means
somebody might've hung it
on the greatest wall
in the world?
That's where I'd hang it.
Then let's go there
and find it!
And then Bob
won't be sad!
(sighs)
I love it when
they go on a mission.
(loudly) Do you have
trouble with your pets?
Are they chewing on stuff
too much? Take this stuff--
Both:
Let's go!
(both laughing)
On your bark, get ready,
got a lot to do
-It's gonna be
an awesome adventure
-Whoa!
We're super duper
extra overly excited
To be goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission
Five, four,
three, two, one
-(growling)
-(squeaking)
-Really?
-(spits)
-(laughs)
-Both: Let's go!
Woo-hoo!
Both:
Yay!
-Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
-Wahoo!
We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission
-Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
-Wahoo!
-We're goin' on a mission,
goin' on a mission
-(both laughing)
Which way is China?
It's pretty
far away, actually.
I'm not sure how
we're gonna get there.
Man:
Can you hurry
things up?
I've got to get
to the airport.
-Where you flying?
-China.
Hey, this family's
going to China, too.
Yeah.
(mumbling)
Look at that.
They're all going right
where we need to go.
Come on!
Have fun in China!
(screams)
Hey!
(engine starts)
Hey! (grunts)
(groans)
(screams) Oof.
Uh-oh. Ah! Uh!
(laughs)
Missed me!
-(engine starts)
-Hissy: Where am I going now?
Come on, Rolly!
You and I've got
a plane to catch.
(light jazz music playing)
Well, looks like you kids
are flying by yourselves,
just like grownups, huh?
Let me know
if you need any pillows.
I can bring ya
a couple of softies.
We won't be needing pillows,
because we brought
some ourselves.
Bob sure was smart
to put these things
in our collars
for when we want to rest.
Yup, so let's
enjoy the trip.
(moaning)
I hate traveling.
This wall is the perfect place
to hang that painting
of Bob's friend Mona.
Yeah, we'll find it
here for sure.
Boy! I didn't realize how long
the Great Wall of China was!
It goes on forever.
This wall is a lot longer
than I thought.
And I don't see what
we're looking for anywhere.
Are there any paintings
down there?
Nope.
And not there, either.
Anyone seen a picture
of a lady? Anyone?
Hmm. Where could
that painting be?
(sinister music plays)
(mumbles)
China?
I ended up in China?
Bingo:
This Great Wall
is really long.
Rolly:
Yeah, really, really long.
But we gotta keep going
and find that painting for Bob.
Bingo? Rolly!
Hey! Wait for me!
I didn't realize
there'd be so many people
on this Great Wall
and so much stuff
happening all over it.
Oh, look over there, Frank!
It's a little parade!
Oh, I love little parades.
(dramatic music playing)
Hey! It's a dragon puppet!
(gasps) Ooh, I love
dragon puppets!
Look at how those people make
that dragon seem all (roars)
as they move it around
on those sticks.
The only thing I'm gonna do
with those sticks is go
(growls)
all over 'em.
Do you have to?
Like, I said before--
A dog's gotta chew
what a dog's gotta chew
Chew, chew, chew,
chew, chew, chew, chew,
I gotta chew!
(sighs)
(mumbles) Gotcha!
(growling)
You need to stop chewing
on these sticks, Rolly.
You're chewing
on these sticks.
Only to get you to stop!
(grunts)
Rolly, I know
a dog's gotta chew
what a dog's gotta chew,
but we're on a mission
to find that painting
of Bob's friend Mona,
so I need you to
not chew.
I can chew that--
(giggles)
I mean do that.
Good. Then let's go.
(mumbles)
(panting)
I wish this Great Wall
was a not-so-long wall,
so I didn't have to run
so far chasing those puppies!
(sighs)
I don't see
that painting anywhere.
Me neither.
Let's hop up there
and take a look.
-(rattling)
-You see anything?
-Nope.
-(rattling continues)
Except I see everything
starting to move past us.
Uh-oh!
Both: Yeah!
Whoa! This thing moves fast,
like a roller coaster!
Or a Rolly coaster.
(laughs)
Both:
Yay!
(both yell)
This is
the greatest ride ever!
On the greatest wall ever!
Where'd they go?
(both yell)
(chuckles)
Hey, they're coming to me.
Bingo! Rolly!
Guys! Over here! Hey!
Daddy, can I get
a waving kitty statue
and have it sent
to our house?
A waving what?
Hey! Wait!
Thanks for the statue, Daddy.
(cart rattling)
This is a lo-oong ride.
But, I think it's
about to be over!
-Whoa!
-Rolly: Wee!
Oh!
-Whoa! Whoa!
-(both grunt)
-Ooh, these are comfy.
-And well placed.
Come on, Rolly.
We need to keep
checking out this wall
until we find that painting.
(gasps)
A stick.
(angelic choir sings)
No, Rolly.
Leave that stick alone.
But, Bingo!
A dog's gotta chew
what a dog's gotta chew
Fine. Go ahead.
Just make it quick.
(pants, grunts)
-Oh! Get away,
you pesky pup!
-(growling)
Unmouth my stick.
-(grunts)
-Rolly: Whoa!
-(people murmur)
-(gasps) Look at that, Frank!
It's the Mona Lisa!
What's it doing
in China?
That man must've stolen it
and brought it all the way here!
Help! Police!
Uhh
(chuckles nervously)
(grunts)
(growls)
I would've
gotten away with it, too,
if it hadn't been
for those meddling puppies.
Look at that, Bingo!
We found the painting
of Bob's friend
Mona Lisa.
Bingo:
Yeah, but she's not
very happy about it.
She's hardly
smiling at all.
Yeah, Mona!
You should be smiling like this.
Yeah, 'cause we're
both smiling like this.
And dancing like this.
(light jazz music playing)
And how are
my two favorite
little travelers?
Looks like
you're both all comfy.
Here's something
to keep you busy
during the flight.
(growling)
(mumbles)
You going to tell me
to stop chewing on stuff?
Hey, it was your chewing
that helped us find
that painting,
so you can chew
on whatever you want.
-I gotta chew!
-(music playing)
A dog's gotta chew
what a dog's gotta chew
It's just something
Rolly's gotta do
Everything we own's
all covered in drool
-'Cause a dog's gotta
-Both: Chew what a dog's
gotta chew
Chew, chew, chew,
chew, chew, chew, chew,
I gotta chew!
Man on radio:
The art community
is overjoyed today
with the news
that the Mona Lisa
has been recovered
in China.
(tires screech)
(tires screech)
Hmm.
A package
for my neighbors.
I'll keep it inside for them
till they get back from China.
(both barking)
Guys, did you hear
the news?
They found
the Mona Lisa!
(both barking)
(whirring)
Hissy:
Meow?
-Hissy!
-ARF.
I'd wave hello,
but I'm afraid
I might get snatched up
and mailed somewhere else.
The person
who stole that painting
took it all the way
to the Great Wall of China!
But now it's back
where it should be,
thanks to whoever it was
that found it there.
I'm just glad to know
the Mona Lisa 's right
where she belongs.
Hmm. I wonder
what it would look like
if the artist
who painted that
painted a picture of us.
It'd probably look great.
(theme music
playing)
(barking)
(barking)
(record
scratching)
(barks)
(barking)