Seitokai yakuindomo (2010) s01e08 Episode Script
Oh?! You're the Strawberry Panties from This Morning!
1 Student Council Room About the Sports Festival This year is co-ed Since this will be our first co-ed sports festival, I thought this would be a great opportunity to come up with something new.
Something new? Indeed, a whole new experience exactly because it is co-ed! Isn't the choice obvious already? Since we have both men and women, sex games are the way to go! Oh, I see! Sex games, huh? That means we could organize an orgy marathon too! Oh, Shino-chan, that's not bad.
But a long distance cum shooting competition could be quite attractive too.
Very well, then it's decided.
In that case, let us use the faces of hot girls as targets! Excuse me you two, but isn't it about time I get to voice my opinion?! So we can't do this, either? This is actually more difficult than I imagined This won't do.
Tsuda, don't you have any ideas? Well, wouldn't the usual competitions be the best? For example Relays, scavenger hunt, ball tossing Just what are you going on about? Huh? You don't know ball tossing? You're obviously supposed to throw rods instead.
Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: Eight! Doing it too much is just as bad as not having enough.
I don't get it It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki We'll round up the whole lot of you Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We're one in body and soulwait body? Isshindoutai Doutai? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Be pure and pretty Junjoukaren de are Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Your bangs, the length of your skirt Maegami skirt no take Kousoku junshu shimashou let's follow school rules Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite I sincerely want to inherit them Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with Nadesico no makenai policy S.
Y.
, S.
Y.
D.
! Don't be shy!! Yay! Be proud and don't get washed away Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo by myself Let's bloom it slowly Yukkuri to sakasemashou Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Everyone, be more and more beautiful Minna motto motto utsushiku are Massugu ni susumimashou Let's go straight forward! WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! All right, let's pick up our spirits and write down all the competitions from the last year.
On the board: Sexually bound sprints, Connected from behind Hot girls gymnastics, Uncontrolled breaths! Long distance running Aria, you have the wrong kanji there.
All-girls school full-nudity horse riding Huh? Oh, I guess this one fits better right now.
Horse riding for high-school girls only High school girl Oh, you're so clumsy.
I sure am.
I can sense a double meaning every time this person makes a mistake.
Oh?! You're the strawberry panties from this morning! We should try to get various types of breads for the bread eating contest.
Such as melon bread! I like them because Curry bread sounds good, too.
because I like them I say we get extra-long French bread.
because she can't reach Would you like it flavoured? French toast, please.
because I like them Hey! How's it going? We're currently discussing it.
Okay.
Oh you Well, good luck then.
What did you come here for? By the way, wouldn't the lack of boys in certain classes make it unfair towards the rest? That's a good point.
For example, in competitions where strength matters; like Tug of War, right? Should we add some handicaps? Such as? The boys must self-charge themselves to the limit until the day before the event.
I'll think of something, so hang on a minute How about this? Boys can participate only in a limited number of events.
That's a good suggestion.
Or you're just being lazy and avoiding work Oh, that's great! I was right to scout you, and have you join in order to gain a different point of view.
Oh, that's too much I'm certainly looking forward to working with you: the Ousai's new paiotsuneer.
Paiotsuneer? I actually meant to say pioneer That sure was one skillful mistake, eh? Besides, what was with that 3D image? You're not getting enough sleep? Yeah, kind of.
There are just so many events we need to take care of, such as the Cultural and Sports Festival in autumn.
I guess the Student Council tasks are tough after all.
Actually, it's more that Shino-chan is the type that gets really excited before events and can't sleep the night before.
Already?! Hey, hey Don't treat me like a kid Taka-nii-nii.
Can you help me study? Study what? English! You're really bad at English huh? Are you going to be all right taking the Ousai entrance exam? I'll make up for it with the other subjects.
I'm a true Japanese, you see.
Languages like English are just way too hard.
Like the other day, I accidentally said cunnilingus instead of cleaning.
That's because you're going through puberty right now You know we're performing a uniform check at the gates today, right? I decided to pick you up today since you were late last time.
Sorry for the trouble Huh? Huh? Taka-nii Are you a paedophile? An abnormal sexual disorder A condition of being sexually attracted to infants and young children At least say that he's into lolis! Huh?! Lolita Complex; Lolicon for short Term used for men (over 20) harbouring desires for, or having sexual relationships with underage girls I am Hagimura Suzu.
I'm older than you; I'm 16 years old.
On top of that, I'm a student returning from a foreign country with an IQ of 180! I'm fluent in English, and I could do 10-digit calculations in my sleep! How about that?! Are you still going to call me a child?! And you dreamt about all that? This is reality! Tuck your shirt in.
Sorry! Sheesh! Uniforms are clearly not being worn properly.
It seems like we'll have to issue a warning at the next school assembly.
The only time you're allowed to have it hanging out is during sex! That is going to be my punchline.
I'll do anything and everything in my power to prevent that from happening! Butsudan Flip It's been decided that we're going to have a practice match with another school.
If you'd like, please come support us! This will be your first match since the establishment of this club, right? You're probably feeling really nervous right now.
No, not at all! I'm really good when it comes to the real thing! Well, that's very admirable.
Be sure to put some effort into the foreplay as well.
Foreplay? I know how to prepare myself properly.
don't go well together Idiots and Innocent people Ready, go You can spread your legs that wide?! Are you all right? It doesn't hurt at all.
Your hymen Huh? Natural Airheads and Innocent people don't go well together Virgin I'm Hata from the Newspaper Club.
I specialize in dramatizing.
I'll be following the President around today, in order to observe and capture your daily tasks.
I see.
Are you okay with this, Prez? Don't underestimate me.
You've seen it before, haven't you? I don't get nervous in front of the camera, nor do I do things any different than usual.
That's exactly what I'm worried about The way you do things is idiotic.
There's going to be some good profit from these pictures.
Wha-?! Weren't you collecting data?! Since I'm already at it, may I collect some data about you as well? Sure What kind of person is the President to you? Let's see I think she's a wonderful person.
She's always of great help and support to me.
Uses the President as his masturbation pet Don't take it down wrong like that.
Pet? Shino-chan, try saying "bitch" ten times.
Huh? Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch How many nipples does a bitch have? Two! You tricked me! Do you have that much free time?! Shichijou Aria Daughter of a nice wealthy family Can you do other things besides flower arrangement? Yes.
Tea ceremonies, Koto, and Japanese Calligraphy.
Really? I think the calligraphy fits you perfectly, since you're the secretary.
I have some of my works with me.
Would you like to have a look? Lover I think it's wonderful to "love" "someone.
" You're not wrong, but for the sake of your image don't show it to anyone Back in the old days, there were 'lover-banks' Suggestion Box complaints and requests A box where students put in their It's not being used that often.
Yokoshima-sensei, please write down anything you're frustrated with.
Something I'm frustrated about, eh? Sexual Frustration Right, please throw it into the shredder this instant.
Please don't run down the hallways Ousai Student Council In case you see any students running around, be sure to give them a proper warning.
Will do.
Though if they don't, the chances of meeting someone by bumping into each other at the corner will drop down to nil.
This may lead to a decrease in birth rates.
Argh! I'm late! I'm so late! Oh? Strawberries! You pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Jeez! Such a terrible start to the day! All right- So I'll be introducing a new student You're the strawberry panties from this morning! So you're alone too Thump.
I love you.
Connect! This is my son! Honey, it's a girl! Please don't run down the hallways (Allowed near corners) Ousai Student Council Looks like we've successfully avoided a crisis! Well, you're actually supposed to slow down around the corners the most On top of that, now I finally know what kind of book you like to read, Prez.
Iwanya Otoko Ippiki Currently popular series In Weekly Shonen Magazine! NOT! It's a bug! H-Help me! Shino-chan, I see you don't like bugs.
Your skin looks like it's been freshly shaved Just call them goosebumps S-Someone, please do something about it! I have modern values, so My policy is not to get involved with bugs bigger than 1cm.
I've got an idea! It will eventually fly out if I open the window all the way! Another one flew in I took care of it.
Good job, Tsuda! You did great! That's our Vice-President for you! So you can do it if you really must This was the first time they praised me since I joined the Student Council because I killed a bug.
Was I really that useless all this time?! He is useful Probably Yes? Huh? There's no one out here Yes? Excuse me.
Wha-?! Virgin sex may become "the thing" I'm Chief of the Disciplinary Committee, Igarashi Kaede.
Ah, I know you.
Long time no see! Have a seat.
Thank you.
Have some cold tea if you like.
Thank- Oh! Th-Thank you Well, it's hot today, isn't it? You're trembling.
Take your time Then I'll get to the point.
The members of the Student Council are being suspected of a certain "thing.
" What did you say? You, both males and females, were seen sleeping together during the summer holidays.
On top of that, in the same room.
It's the time when we went to the beach Where on Earth did you get these? Hey! You were supposed to keep your mouth shut after that coffee milk I gave you! Oh But I didn't say anything.
I just showed her the photos.
I don't need those foolish answers! We cannot allow members of the Student Council to participate in such immoral activities! See ya! And by that you mean Of course, this could lead to your dismissal.
I'm not actually pregnant.
Well done! Japanese sure is difficult, isn't it? First of all, there's a huge misunderstanding about this story.
Yokoshima-sensei with her really bad drinking habits kaku kaku, shiko shiko You mean jika jika, don't you? That's right! Accusing us of immoral activities is just wrong! Are you able to prove that, though? Of course we are! Our hymens are still intact.
Let's go confirm that in the bathroom! Actually, you don't need to prove anything.
There won't be any need for that since I'm confident in my observation skills.
I can tell whether you're telling the truth or not just by looking into your eyes.
That's perfect.
Just like they've already told you, we're innocent.
I might have forgot to tell you this, but Igarashi-san is afraid of men.
So that's the reason why I feel like she's been avoiding me, huh? I finally managed to get into an all-girls school, and they just had to make this place co-ed Very well.
I will believe in what you say.
However, Vice-President Tsuda, should you ever try to hit on a female student from now on, be prepared for the consequences.
I wouldn't do such a thing.
Yeah, he wouldn't.
He'd rather get attacked than attack himself, you see.
You fiend! Men are so not good! Yeah, yeah! Yeah- Things have been way too busy these days Shino-chan, they say you let out happiness when you sigh.
Oh, right That's not good.
It's starting to become a habit.
So basically, I just can't let you sigh, right? To improve the school life of our students, it is my duty to conduct daily patrols around the school.
So that's what you do around here? Oh, being a member of the Student Council, I'd like you to remember these things.
Nah It's just that I've never seen you around the freshmen floors.
That's because the boys are there This school appears really calm since there are more girls than boys here.
Really? My friend told me that "pantsing" has been quite popular in the all-boys school he went to.
That's so childish.
Indeed.
Well, we should be more cautious, now that we're co-ed here.
Virgin sex might become the "new thing.
" I'm sorry to say this since it was me who brought it up, but can we end this discussion now? The fluorescent lamp went out.
We better replace it, but we don't have a step ladder around here.
We can reach it using Tsuda's shoulders.
Using Then I guess someone light should do it.
A light person in this room A loose woman, huh? Yokoshima-sensei, if you will Huh? Did the meaning just change? Explain what you meant! Why is this person the supervisor for the Student Council anyway? The supervising teacher should be an advisor to us And us being the Student Council group should be no exception.
Perfect human Multi talented Princess with big boobs Oh! That's because we don't need one! What's up with those eyes full of pity? It's somehow arousing Tell them Suzu-chan! Tsuda, the button on your trousers is about to fall off.
Huh? Don't move, I'll sew it right back up.
Well, thank you.
Oh, my! Oh, Aria.
Have you seen Tsuda around? He's having Suzu-chan take care of his things "down there.
" What?! Suzu, you can take a bath next.
By the way, today is the half bathing day, so there's not too much water in there.
Please, endure it.
Why is she only wearing a shirt? Right Well, it was a nice bath anyway.
Brushed your teeth? Washed your face? One more part to go! Everyone, let's go! Yeah! for everyone I'll fight Judo Dojo Ousai Academy and Teiketsu High School Match grounds No shoes allowed Mitsuba! Hey, we came here to cheer you on.
Thank you very much! This is a good luck charm for your victory.
I prepared it just for today.
Wow! I'm touched! Thanks! I hung a weather wishing doll for today as well! I don't think that was needed.
Ouch! What happened? Are you okay? Her wrist went "crack" when she failed her Ukemi during practice Her hand went "crack"?! Masturbation, you say?! I kind of sense that it's all right.
Go to the nurse's office.
Out of the way, out of the way! Aah! Nanako got benched because of a sprained wrist? We're missing members! We're so in trouble! There's no other way.
I shall enter as the substitute! You change fast! Substitute? But you don't even know how to perform Ukemi, do you? It's too dangerous.
That's not true.
I can sympathize those who receive in novels.
What kind of novels?! Point winning match Is it all right for me to be listed as the captain? Yes.
I'll definitely win! Of course.
Bow! May the best team win! Hata-san! So the Newspaper Club is here as well, huh? Yeah, these kinds of things really come in handy All these positions between entangled female high school students Maniacs just love this stuff.
You're luring them out?! Begin! Everyone is agitated because of the unexpected turn of events.
I have to stand firm as their leader, assist them, and get their spirits up again.
Also for the sake of injured Nanako And for the President Amakusa, who was willing to enter despite the danger she's facing.
I'll fight for everyone! One point! Next! What does that "Point Winning Match" mean? Those are the rules based on each team having five representatives, and whichever team scores three points first is the winner.
What does she mean by "next," then? She might be thinking that the winner proceeds into the next match One point! That's it! So, it's even with 2 wins and 2 losses.
How humiliating You all gave it your best.
Leave the rest to me! I head towards the battle, carrying the passion of the club members on my shoulders.
I cannot lose, even if it means my death.
That's the kind of battle this is.
President! President! Shino-chan! Prez! Prez! President! Both competitors, step forward! Begin! This isn't good! It's too shallow.
Allowed! Hold down! No, you don't.
I'm not letting you go.
Is it here? One point! That's it! We won! Yay! Thank you so much! President! Thank goodness Yeah That sure was one pretty amazing hold down Sure was.
The novel I lent her turned out to be useful! So you were the one behind this?! The match ended Ha! Yada asa da Ha! Oh no it's morning Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu⦠Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, Toast kuwae magari kado Gottsunko de I fall in love and crash, that's where I fall in love Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Mousou ga shumi I am shomin Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Googling Guguttari Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Wikittari wikittari Use your voice more Motto voice wo It's an information society Jouhou shakai Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Digestion, absorption? I agree Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time Mattemashita lunch time Housoubu anison nagasu! The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique The sunset Yuuyake ga Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! brings about sorrow Aishuu sasou Use your voice more Motto voice wo In the classroom Kyoushitsu de Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense⦠I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Next Time Preview Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo, we'll cover pages 33 through 50 of volume two from the original comics.
Sports Festival! A shutter chance! We might have a few exposures too.
How much will you buy it for? I see! Got nothing to do with it! Us! Venezuela Of Tsuda-kun? Of course not.
Something new? Indeed, a whole new experience exactly because it is co-ed! Isn't the choice obvious already? Since we have both men and women, sex games are the way to go! Oh, I see! Sex games, huh? That means we could organize an orgy marathon too! Oh, Shino-chan, that's not bad.
But a long distance cum shooting competition could be quite attractive too.
Very well, then it's decided.
In that case, let us use the faces of hot girls as targets! Excuse me you two, but isn't it about time I get to voice my opinion?! So we can't do this, either? This is actually more difficult than I imagined This won't do.
Tsuda, don't you have any ideas? Well, wouldn't the usual competitions be the best? For example Relays, scavenger hunt, ball tossing Just what are you going on about? Huh? You don't know ball tossing? You're obviously supposed to throw rods instead.
Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: Eight! Doing it too much is just as bad as not having enough.
I don't get it It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki We'll round up the whole lot of you Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We're one in body and soulwait body? Isshindoutai Doutai? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Be pure and pretty Junjoukaren de are Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Your bangs, the length of your skirt Maegami skirt no take Kousoku junshu shimashou let's follow school rules Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite I sincerely want to inherit them Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with Nadesico no makenai policy S.
Y.
, S.
Y.
D.
! Don't be shy!! Yay! Be proud and don't get washed away Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo by myself Let's bloom it slowly Yukkuri to sakasemashou Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Everyone, be more and more beautiful Minna motto motto utsushiku are Massugu ni susumimashou Let's go straight forward! WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! All right, let's pick up our spirits and write down all the competitions from the last year.
On the board: Sexually bound sprints, Connected from behind Hot girls gymnastics, Uncontrolled breaths! Long distance running Aria, you have the wrong kanji there.
All-girls school full-nudity horse riding Huh? Oh, I guess this one fits better right now.
Horse riding for high-school girls only High school girl Oh, you're so clumsy.
I sure am.
I can sense a double meaning every time this person makes a mistake.
Oh?! You're the strawberry panties from this morning! We should try to get various types of breads for the bread eating contest.
Such as melon bread! I like them because Curry bread sounds good, too.
because I like them I say we get extra-long French bread.
because she can't reach Would you like it flavoured? French toast, please.
because I like them Hey! How's it going? We're currently discussing it.
Okay.
Oh you Well, good luck then.
What did you come here for? By the way, wouldn't the lack of boys in certain classes make it unfair towards the rest? That's a good point.
For example, in competitions where strength matters; like Tug of War, right? Should we add some handicaps? Such as? The boys must self-charge themselves to the limit until the day before the event.
I'll think of something, so hang on a minute How about this? Boys can participate only in a limited number of events.
That's a good suggestion.
Or you're just being lazy and avoiding work Oh, that's great! I was right to scout you, and have you join in order to gain a different point of view.
Oh, that's too much I'm certainly looking forward to working with you: the Ousai's new paiotsuneer.
Paiotsuneer? I actually meant to say pioneer That sure was one skillful mistake, eh? Besides, what was with that 3D image? You're not getting enough sleep? Yeah, kind of.
There are just so many events we need to take care of, such as the Cultural and Sports Festival in autumn.
I guess the Student Council tasks are tough after all.
Actually, it's more that Shino-chan is the type that gets really excited before events and can't sleep the night before.
Already?! Hey, hey Don't treat me like a kid Taka-nii-nii.
Can you help me study? Study what? English! You're really bad at English huh? Are you going to be all right taking the Ousai entrance exam? I'll make up for it with the other subjects.
I'm a true Japanese, you see.
Languages like English are just way too hard.
Like the other day, I accidentally said cunnilingus instead of cleaning.
That's because you're going through puberty right now You know we're performing a uniform check at the gates today, right? I decided to pick you up today since you were late last time.
Sorry for the trouble Huh? Huh? Taka-nii Are you a paedophile? An abnormal sexual disorder A condition of being sexually attracted to infants and young children At least say that he's into lolis! Huh?! Lolita Complex; Lolicon for short Term used for men (over 20) harbouring desires for, or having sexual relationships with underage girls I am Hagimura Suzu.
I'm older than you; I'm 16 years old.
On top of that, I'm a student returning from a foreign country with an IQ of 180! I'm fluent in English, and I could do 10-digit calculations in my sleep! How about that?! Are you still going to call me a child?! And you dreamt about all that? This is reality! Tuck your shirt in.
Sorry! Sheesh! Uniforms are clearly not being worn properly.
It seems like we'll have to issue a warning at the next school assembly.
The only time you're allowed to have it hanging out is during sex! That is going to be my punchline.
I'll do anything and everything in my power to prevent that from happening! Butsudan Flip It's been decided that we're going to have a practice match with another school.
If you'd like, please come support us! This will be your first match since the establishment of this club, right? You're probably feeling really nervous right now.
No, not at all! I'm really good when it comes to the real thing! Well, that's very admirable.
Be sure to put some effort into the foreplay as well.
Foreplay? I know how to prepare myself properly.
don't go well together Idiots and Innocent people Ready, go You can spread your legs that wide?! Are you all right? It doesn't hurt at all.
Your hymen Huh? Natural Airheads and Innocent people don't go well together Virgin I'm Hata from the Newspaper Club.
I specialize in dramatizing.
I'll be following the President around today, in order to observe and capture your daily tasks.
I see.
Are you okay with this, Prez? Don't underestimate me.
You've seen it before, haven't you? I don't get nervous in front of the camera, nor do I do things any different than usual.
That's exactly what I'm worried about The way you do things is idiotic.
There's going to be some good profit from these pictures.
Wha-?! Weren't you collecting data?! Since I'm already at it, may I collect some data about you as well? Sure What kind of person is the President to you? Let's see I think she's a wonderful person.
She's always of great help and support to me.
Uses the President as his masturbation pet Don't take it down wrong like that.
Pet? Shino-chan, try saying "bitch" ten times.
Huh? Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch How many nipples does a bitch have? Two! You tricked me! Do you have that much free time?! Shichijou Aria Daughter of a nice wealthy family Can you do other things besides flower arrangement? Yes.
Tea ceremonies, Koto, and Japanese Calligraphy.
Really? I think the calligraphy fits you perfectly, since you're the secretary.
I have some of my works with me.
Would you like to have a look? Lover I think it's wonderful to "love" "someone.
" You're not wrong, but for the sake of your image don't show it to anyone Back in the old days, there were 'lover-banks' Suggestion Box complaints and requests A box where students put in their It's not being used that often.
Yokoshima-sensei, please write down anything you're frustrated with.
Something I'm frustrated about, eh? Sexual Frustration Right, please throw it into the shredder this instant.
Please don't run down the hallways Ousai Student Council In case you see any students running around, be sure to give them a proper warning.
Will do.
Though if they don't, the chances of meeting someone by bumping into each other at the corner will drop down to nil.
This may lead to a decrease in birth rates.
Argh! I'm late! I'm so late! Oh? Strawberries! You pervert! Pervert! Pervert! Jeez! Such a terrible start to the day! All right- So I'll be introducing a new student You're the strawberry panties from this morning! So you're alone too Thump.
I love you.
Connect! This is my son! Honey, it's a girl! Please don't run down the hallways (Allowed near corners) Ousai Student Council Looks like we've successfully avoided a crisis! Well, you're actually supposed to slow down around the corners the most On top of that, now I finally know what kind of book you like to read, Prez.
Iwanya Otoko Ippiki Currently popular series In Weekly Shonen Magazine! NOT! It's a bug! H-Help me! Shino-chan, I see you don't like bugs.
Your skin looks like it's been freshly shaved Just call them goosebumps S-Someone, please do something about it! I have modern values, so My policy is not to get involved with bugs bigger than 1cm.
I've got an idea! It will eventually fly out if I open the window all the way! Another one flew in I took care of it.
Good job, Tsuda! You did great! That's our Vice-President for you! So you can do it if you really must This was the first time they praised me since I joined the Student Council because I killed a bug.
Was I really that useless all this time?! He is useful Probably Yes? Huh? There's no one out here Yes? Excuse me.
Wha-?! Virgin sex may become "the thing" I'm Chief of the Disciplinary Committee, Igarashi Kaede.
Ah, I know you.
Long time no see! Have a seat.
Thank you.
Have some cold tea if you like.
Thank- Oh! Th-Thank you Well, it's hot today, isn't it? You're trembling.
Take your time Then I'll get to the point.
The members of the Student Council are being suspected of a certain "thing.
" What did you say? You, both males and females, were seen sleeping together during the summer holidays.
On top of that, in the same room.
It's the time when we went to the beach Where on Earth did you get these? Hey! You were supposed to keep your mouth shut after that coffee milk I gave you! Oh But I didn't say anything.
I just showed her the photos.
I don't need those foolish answers! We cannot allow members of the Student Council to participate in such immoral activities! See ya! And by that you mean Of course, this could lead to your dismissal.
I'm not actually pregnant.
Well done! Japanese sure is difficult, isn't it? First of all, there's a huge misunderstanding about this story.
Yokoshima-sensei with her really bad drinking habits kaku kaku, shiko shiko You mean jika jika, don't you? That's right! Accusing us of immoral activities is just wrong! Are you able to prove that, though? Of course we are! Our hymens are still intact.
Let's go confirm that in the bathroom! Actually, you don't need to prove anything.
There won't be any need for that since I'm confident in my observation skills.
I can tell whether you're telling the truth or not just by looking into your eyes.
That's perfect.
Just like they've already told you, we're innocent.
I might have forgot to tell you this, but Igarashi-san is afraid of men.
So that's the reason why I feel like she's been avoiding me, huh? I finally managed to get into an all-girls school, and they just had to make this place co-ed Very well.
I will believe in what you say.
However, Vice-President Tsuda, should you ever try to hit on a female student from now on, be prepared for the consequences.
I wouldn't do such a thing.
Yeah, he wouldn't.
He'd rather get attacked than attack himself, you see.
You fiend! Men are so not good! Yeah, yeah! Yeah- Things have been way too busy these days Shino-chan, they say you let out happiness when you sigh.
Oh, right That's not good.
It's starting to become a habit.
So basically, I just can't let you sigh, right? To improve the school life of our students, it is my duty to conduct daily patrols around the school.
So that's what you do around here? Oh, being a member of the Student Council, I'd like you to remember these things.
Nah It's just that I've never seen you around the freshmen floors.
That's because the boys are there This school appears really calm since there are more girls than boys here.
Really? My friend told me that "pantsing" has been quite popular in the all-boys school he went to.
That's so childish.
Indeed.
Well, we should be more cautious, now that we're co-ed here.
Virgin sex might become the "new thing.
" I'm sorry to say this since it was me who brought it up, but can we end this discussion now? The fluorescent lamp went out.
We better replace it, but we don't have a step ladder around here.
We can reach it using Tsuda's shoulders.
Using Then I guess someone light should do it.
A light person in this room A loose woman, huh? Yokoshima-sensei, if you will Huh? Did the meaning just change? Explain what you meant! Why is this person the supervisor for the Student Council anyway? The supervising teacher should be an advisor to us And us being the Student Council group should be no exception.
Perfect human Multi talented Princess with big boobs Oh! That's because we don't need one! What's up with those eyes full of pity? It's somehow arousing Tell them Suzu-chan! Tsuda, the button on your trousers is about to fall off.
Huh? Don't move, I'll sew it right back up.
Well, thank you.
Oh, my! Oh, Aria.
Have you seen Tsuda around? He's having Suzu-chan take care of his things "down there.
" What?! Suzu, you can take a bath next.
By the way, today is the half bathing day, so there's not too much water in there.
Please, endure it.
Why is she only wearing a shirt? Right Well, it was a nice bath anyway.
Brushed your teeth? Washed your face? One more part to go! Everyone, let's go! Yeah! for everyone I'll fight Judo Dojo Ousai Academy and Teiketsu High School Match grounds No shoes allowed Mitsuba! Hey, we came here to cheer you on.
Thank you very much! This is a good luck charm for your victory.
I prepared it just for today.
Wow! I'm touched! Thanks! I hung a weather wishing doll for today as well! I don't think that was needed.
Ouch! What happened? Are you okay? Her wrist went "crack" when she failed her Ukemi during practice Her hand went "crack"?! Masturbation, you say?! I kind of sense that it's all right.
Go to the nurse's office.
Out of the way, out of the way! Aah! Nanako got benched because of a sprained wrist? We're missing members! We're so in trouble! There's no other way.
I shall enter as the substitute! You change fast! Substitute? But you don't even know how to perform Ukemi, do you? It's too dangerous.
That's not true.
I can sympathize those who receive in novels.
What kind of novels?! Point winning match Is it all right for me to be listed as the captain? Yes.
I'll definitely win! Of course.
Bow! May the best team win! Hata-san! So the Newspaper Club is here as well, huh? Yeah, these kinds of things really come in handy All these positions between entangled female high school students Maniacs just love this stuff.
You're luring them out?! Begin! Everyone is agitated because of the unexpected turn of events.
I have to stand firm as their leader, assist them, and get their spirits up again.
Also for the sake of injured Nanako And for the President Amakusa, who was willing to enter despite the danger she's facing.
I'll fight for everyone! One point! Next! What does that "Point Winning Match" mean? Those are the rules based on each team having five representatives, and whichever team scores three points first is the winner.
What does she mean by "next," then? She might be thinking that the winner proceeds into the next match One point! That's it! So, it's even with 2 wins and 2 losses.
How humiliating You all gave it your best.
Leave the rest to me! I head towards the battle, carrying the passion of the club members on my shoulders.
I cannot lose, even if it means my death.
That's the kind of battle this is.
President! President! Shino-chan! Prez! Prez! President! Both competitors, step forward! Begin! This isn't good! It's too shallow.
Allowed! Hold down! No, you don't.
I'm not letting you go.
Is it here? One point! That's it! We won! Yay! Thank you so much! President! Thank goodness Yeah That sure was one pretty amazing hold down Sure was.
The novel I lent her turned out to be useful! So you were the one behind this?! The match ended Ha! Yada asa da Ha! Oh no it's morning Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu⦠Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, Toast kuwae magari kado Gottsunko de I fall in love and crash, that's where I fall in love Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Mousou ga shumi I am shomin Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Googling Guguttari Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Wikittari wikittari Use your voice more Motto voice wo It's an information society Jouhou shakai Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Digestion, absorption? I agree Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time Mattemashita lunch time Housoubu anison nagasu! The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique The sunset Yuuyake ga Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! brings about sorrow Aishuu sasou Use your voice more Motto voice wo In the classroom Kyoushitsu de Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense⦠I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Next Time Preview Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo, we'll cover pages 33 through 50 of volume two from the original comics.
Sports Festival! A shutter chance! We might have a few exposures too.
How much will you buy it for? I see! Got nothing to do with it! Us! Venezuela Of Tsuda-kun? Of course not.