Serie Noire (2014) s01e08 Episode Script
Episode 8
1 As long as the award's out there, it can be used as evidence against us.
There was blood on it.
But we looked for it, and we couldn't find it.
wherever it is, we must find it.
He's your new driver? Charlène, open the door.
I know you're here! "This life robber must pay!" Claudio got out of jail.
He's Bruno right-hand man, the guy Marc Arcand demolished with his nunchakus This little brat won't let it go! Throughout the years, Patrick had come up with a foolproof strategy to fall asleep: a beach, the hot sun, the sound of the waves and a kinky scenario starring Jeanna Fine, a 90s porn star.
But since Bruno's death, poor Jeanna and his memories of Club Med no longer satisfy Patrick.
So he's had to resort to more drastic methods.
Denis, who is less creative when it comes to fighting insomnia, has decided to throw himself into work.
Notes, episode 4: Valérie can't fall asleep.
Miguel is dead, the cartel is in disarray.
Has this foray into the underworld gone too far? The image of Miguel's cold and lifeless body haunts her.
Valérie revisits her torrid nights with Miguel.
She thinks about his tanned, salty body Tanned.
The body The body that penetrated her relentlessly with an irresistible Latin rhythm more spellbinding than all the rumbas in the world.
And his member, his Latin member, taut and swollen with sap, a Latin sap, even sweeter than the fruits from the most tropical palm trees.
-You're not with me right now.
-Yes, I am.
Do you want me to start with my mouth? -Yes, if you want.
-OK.
-No, you're not with me.
-Come on! I can't feel you.
Where are you? I don't know Maybe I'm still asleep.
You're not asleep.
You almost tore my earlobe off.
Do you want to go to the kitchen? We could "reboot" while keeping an eye on the shed.
I'll play a cool song on my laptop.
No.
Juliette might wake up.
I have an idea! Let's go in front of the window.
You're going to take me.
The police will see us.
What's going on? Where is the police? Eight officers around the clock.
Two cars.
It's too expensive.
I don't see why my taxes can't be used to ensure my safety! If it'd make you feel better, we have good reasons to believe that Bruno left town.
Really? How do you know that? -Our sources are confidential.
-Bruno runs an organization.
He might have told someone about the guns He might have told Claudio, his right-hand man.
Claudio could come at anytime and shoot me in my sleep.
With all your running around the past few days, he would have done so already.
That's just great! That's so reassuring.
Can I call the mayor or something? I'm going to have to ask you to trust me on this one.
The investigation is going well.
Your safety remains a priority.
I have to go.
Call me if something comes up! Can't we just make a duplicate? We don't have the equipment on site.
-What's going on? -He says he can't make a copy.
Can't we just borrow the DVD? We'll make a copy and bring it back.
I'm not allowed to let you walk out with the security camera DVD.
I'm sorry.
OK, let's say that you do us a favor.
Maybe we can do you a favor too? What can we do for you? -Valérie.
-What, Valérie? Caroline Michaud, the woman who plays Valérie in your show.
I was disappointed that she missed the DVD signing.
I'd like to meet her.
I'd like to meet her and have dinner with her.
No That's the problem with actresses.
They are way too -Too busy.
-Yes.
They have to learn their lines, among other things Yes, hi, this is Denis.
Léa just sent me your first draft for the scenes.
Sarah speaking in rhymes: awful.
Great! I'm glad you liked it.
Look, Louise, do you think you could set up a dinner with Caroline Michaud? The day after tomorrow? -Do you plan to talk nudity? -No, don't worry.
What are you doing? -I'm going to do some shopping.
-Are you kidding? I'd like to buy a dresser.
What do you mean? We're in the middle of an investigation.
This is not the time to buy furniture.
I can take 20 minutes to buy a dresser for Charlène.
-A dresser? For her? -I want her to have one at my place.
Her clothes are all crumpled in a bag.
Just make some room in one of your drawers.
Charlène will have to go home at some point anyway.
Right now, she's staying at my place.
I'd like her to have her own dresser.
Judith, we're home! Why didn't you leave it in the car? I don't want to leave it out in the cold.
It's quality wood.
-Did they give you the whole machine? -No, just this! Another piece of evidence.
Yes! Look, I got this for Charlène.
There are five drawers, including a smaller one for her lingerie.
-Do you think she'll like it.
-Yes.
Fast forward to 5:00, maybe 5:15.
No! Rewind! Look, here we are! -And there! -There you go.
Look, this is Toutoune.
Holy cow! What? -That's -Who is it? Let's see, what's her This is Céleste! -Do you know her? -In the biblical sense, yes.
It's true I fingered her.
She's one of the girls who came in when I was collecting DNA.
Her name is Céleste! I've never seen her with glasses before, but that's her.
What should we do? Your investigation is over.
She's got the award.
She obviously killed Bruno.
Did you get the DNA test results? Did you find a match? -No match.
-They found sperm on the glove.
Sperm? Why didn't you tell me this? You were asleep when I got here.
OK, let's do a recap We have Céleste Toutoune with a picture of the award.
We have sperm on a glove.
Then we have Claudio.
-Isn't Claudio in jail? -No, he got out last night.
Come on, stop keeping things from me.
You were asleep.
I didn't want to worry you.
Do you want me to help? Of course we want your help.
Toutoune probably has the award, but it doesn't prove she killed Bruno.
We don't know if she has the award.
We know she has a picture of it.
-It's Claudio! -What? Claudio killed Bruno.
Why do you say that? There was sperm on the glove.
Bruno and Claudio were lovers.
Wow, hold on! Bruno was gay? Haven't you figured this one out? No.
OK, but why would he kill him? No idea, but I know their relationship was tense, even before Claudio went to jail.
So you think it could be a crime of passion OK, I just want to remind you that this is pure speculation, -we have no proof that it's Claudio.
-We have the glove.
Don't count on me to jerk off Claudio so we can find a match with the glove.
-Do you know Claudio well? -Fairly well.
Claudio Brodeur grew up in a working class area in Montréal.
He had a difficult childhood.
His father was rarely around and he had to deal with weight issues.
When he was 25, Claudio sought the help of a nutritionist.
He lost a great amount of weight.
Over the years, Claudio proudly maintained his fitness.
Claudio has put on 4.
5 pounds in the past few days.
-Did you like it? -Yes.
I'll have a slice of Black Forest Cake with two big scoops of strawberry ice cream on the side.
There you go.
I checked.
There is hair.
And there must be a lot of saliva too.
You'll have plenty to work with.
Great.
Still looking for a match with the glove? Yes.
Could you put the results in an envelope? No, it's great where it is, in the bedroom corner.
I put a little trinket on it.
Now Charlène just needs to put her clothes in it.
You really didn't have to do that.
It's temporary anyway.
Shall we open it? Maybe we should send Juliette to bed.
No, she's fine.
I gave her a DVD to watch.
There is a guilty party in this story.
His name is Tumblebeck.
Get it? I'd like you to kiss me.
This is the moment We've all been waiting for OK, are you opening it? -Yes.
-OK.
It's just You're not the only one involved in this investigation.
It's a whole process.
Patrick and I, we started it.
-OK, do you want to open it? -Yes! Thank you.
OK, so this is the moment we were all waiting for So Well, unfortunately, I have to tell you that we found the killer! It's Claudio! Thank you everyone.
This is true teamwork Congratulations.
Judith, we wouldn't have made it this far without you.
Well done.
There's still something I don't understand.
How did Claudio's sperm end up on Bruno's glove? Maybe Bruno has to wear gloves when he makes love.
He could suffer from spermophobia.
It might be a new homosexual fetish.
Latex can be very arousing.
I can show you some stuff online.
OK, one thing at a time.
Let's go back to the beginning.
Claudio gets out of jail.
He calls Bruno as soon as he gets out.
Yes, because he missed him.
He loves him.
Yes, but Bruno missed him too.
Maybe Bruno met Claudio at the jail.
That's more romantic.
I don't think so.
It's not like him to pick him up.
And Bruno is always busy all day at the clinic.
Then Bruno might have told him to come by the clinic.
They must have been burning with desire.
A fondue? Yes! I don't think it was a happy reunion.
Someone got murdered.
Where are you? Why are you not here? If you're not here, someone must I know they were both super jealous.
Maybe Bruno thought that Claudio had sex in jail.
-It happens a lot.
-It could be the other way.
Maybe Bruno was sleeping around while Claudio was in jail.
It doesn't matter.
Claudio went to the clinic.
-Yes.
-Maybe Bruno was performing an exam and was wearing his gloves.
Great.
Or he was alone and was wearing gloves because it's a gay fetish.
Maybe the fight carried on when they reunited.
Where were you? Why didn't you pick me up? I was working.
But since desire trumps everything else, they ended up getting it on.
No, wait! Maybe they used a gun as a sex toy and fired it by mistake.
Enough with your disgusting stuff.
What? They are thugs after all.
-I'm sure they do it all the time.
-Come on! Should I show you some things? They must have started fighting again after having sex.
Then the gun came in.
If the clinic was open, people would have heard the gunshots.
Our theories are flawed.
The clinic was closed! When we were in hiding, you told us that Bruno had closed the clinic for the week.
Yes, it's true.
Still, it must have happened at night if Claudio framed us with the award.
It's true.
I've just come for my stuff.
Sorry to bother you at dinnertime.
No, it's all right.
-Can I help you? -No, I'll be fine.
-You can wait in the car.
-I was thinking, Moody Maude This is where we met.
It makes me feel funny The cradle of our love.
-I'll bring your stuff downstairs.
-You can't come in here.
Listen to him.
Go back in the car.
I can't listen to him.
My lawyer prohibited any communication between us.
To listen is to communicate.
I can't talk to him either.
Could you tell him that any action against me could be held against him in a court of justice? Juju! Juliette, come upstairs! -We won't be here long.
-It's OK.
-Don't make me come get you! -Thanks for your letter.
What? Did you write a letter to her? You're right.
Maybe our paths will cross again.
Cross again? What do you mean? -Juliette! -It's all right.
-Hello, honey! How are you? -Hi! Do you have more over there? I don't think so.
My bag is next to the futon.
OK.
I'll take a look.
-Please give her a hand.
-OK.
Call me back.
I'm on the way.
You shouldn't watch this crap.
It's awful! I agree.
Do you think my parents love me? My mother used to love my father, but she doesn't anymore.
She used to love Maude, but now she doesn't.
I have the feeling I'm next.
Well, Juju, I I think your parents love you and will love you for the rest of their lives.
-Do you know why? -No.
Because of all the things we love on the Earth, sex, drugs, martial arts, among all the fun things, there is one shining at the top, and that one thing is you, Juju.
Claudio gets dressed in a hurry, he's panicking, he's wondering how he's going to get away.
He must have cried after killing the man he loved.
And then suddenly, he sees a light in the parking lot.
That's his lucky break.
While we take the elevator He takes the stairs He grabs the award from the back of my car.
He comes back up and puts it next to the body.
It doesn't work.
We would have seen him coming back.
The elevator ride didn't take that long.
We're walking towards the door.
Yeah There's an emergency exit in Bruno's exam room.
It was crucial for Bruno.
He was so paranoid.
Claudio leaves the award in order to incriminate us.
He hears us entering the clinic.
And then, he uses the emergency exit to escape.
We find the award -We throw it through the window.
-He picks it up.
While we were calling the police, he grabbed the body and put it in the trunk.
We're leaving.
Marc Arcand told me to tell you he's not saying goodbye.
And also Juliette, come over here Do you want some juice? I'm going to see what's going on.
Wait a second.
One question.
Why did Claudio come to the store with Toutoune to see you? Why the picture? What was his goal? Why did he come to see us at the bookstore with Toutoune? Why the picture? What's his goal? Stop it.
Get over it.
We're here to write.
All right I can't do it.
The method has become counterproductive.
It's blocking me instead of inspiring me.
You don't like my Miguel idea? It's too early for Miguel to die.
He runs the cartel, he's cool, and then we kill him We kill him so Valérie can replace him.
Imagine Valérie running a criminal organization, it's awesome, and besides, it's a glorious end to her shady quest.
It's cool, but what can we build on top of that? I don't know.
It's not so bad.
We have a week to work it out.
Not really.
Monday, I work with Léa on the fake series.
-Hello? -Hello, Patrick, am I bothering you? No, it's not as if I still had a job.
I know we've had a complicated relationship, but can I ask you a personal question? -About what? -About Léa.
When you were together, did she suffer from chronic vaginitis? Chronic what? Let's go! Come on! Help! Ouch! -Put this on.
-What? Put this on.
Have you ever heard about Dany "Snuggy" Simard? No.
It was back in 2006.
Snuggy was one of our promising recruits.
You could tell that he was hungry, that he wanted to climb the ladder.
Please notice the tense Was, wanted It's all in the past now.
Since Bruno is the one who decides when and why guys can go up the ladder, Snuggy began to send flowers to Bruno's office once a week, on Thursdays.
Every Thursday.
He started doing it on Tuesdays too.
And he would also send flowers on Sundays to his cabin.
Ledoux would say: "He has the right to be ambitious.
" But I would reply: "There are some lines one shouldn't cross.
" When I caught Snuggy giving Bruno a massage after a meeting, I remained very calm.
I offered to go have a drink with him in order to explain my point of view.
Snuggy got the picture.
The flower deliveries stopped.
No more little massages.
Nobody could find him.
Nobody knew where he was.
Well, I know where he is.
Snuggy now works in the compost industry.
Bruno sent me out to get your job back, I got busted in the process, and you thank me with your cock? You were aware that Bruno and I were involved! -No -Shut the fuck up! I want to know who made the first move.
-I don't know if I can say anything -Yes, you can.
I want to know who made the first move.
-Nobody did.
-So it was love at first sight? No need to make the first move? -You have the wrong guy.
-I have the wrong guy? I think he looks a lot like you.
I found it at Bruno's.
Do you like modeling for him? I never modeled naked for him.
That's not my body.
I don't work out.
You can't see my abs.
And I'm circumcised.
I had issues with my foreskin when I was 14.
It's true! I saw him naked before.
I noticed it.
Not his penis, the circumcision.
Besides, I'm not gay.
Do you think I'm a fool? Bruno would never have let you in the EGG if you weren't gay.
-In the what? -The EGG: East Gay Gang.
OK, so you are a gay criminal outfit? -Do you have a problem with that? -No problem.
Either way.
You're wrong about me.
I'm not gay.
We did a little investigation.
We know you had an affair with a guy named Ãtienne and you gave him a blowjob.
Come on, it was a long time ago.
I was at a rave party, we had done some ecstasy.
We were three of us.
There was a girl.
I was wasted! I couldn't have told the difference between a penis and a popsicle! I swear, Claudio Nothing happened with Bruno.
I don't believe you.
I'm sleeping with Charlène! OK! Ask him! We had sex at least 35 times! It's true! He sleeps with her! He's in love with her! I've never seen him this way, it's ridiculous! It's not going to end well, he's going to get hurt, and I'll be stuck picking up the pieces.
He even bought a dresser for her! Call her! She'll confirm it.
She lives at my place.
Wait! I think I still have the receipt for the dresser in my wallet! Look! I am so worried.
Have you heard anything from him? Not recently, no.
-Have you heard anything? -No I know he was working on a big deal, a secret dynamite sale.
He was saying the time had come for the EGG to fly on its own, to be fully autonomous.
The bosses must have heard something.
They shot him.
That's what I think.
Bruno was trying to protect me, but I knew something was off.
When I got out of jail, I expected him to pick me up, but he didn't show up, so I called him.
He apologized, he said he was super busy, but I could tell something was going on.
He seemed tense and preoccupied.
He told me to meet him later, so I came here to relax.
The guys were in the process of redecorating the main room.
Around 5 o'clock, I went over to the clinic.
I expected a warm welcome.
Hello! But he wasn't warm at all.
He told me he was pressed for time.
He told me to come back later.
But I insisted on staying anyway.
Did you make love? He gave me a little hand job with his latex gloves.
Is this a common gay sexual practice? What do you mean? Well, I don't know Bruno suffers from spermophobia.
His cell phone rang, but he didn't answer and he asked me to leave.
I waited for him all night.
I'm still waiting for him.
If they did shoot him, I don't know what to do.
I am the second in command in this outfit.
I don't know how to run a criminal organization.
What was Bruno's big deal exactly? Where is the dynamite? Is it going to come back to bite us? OK, Patrick, I think you should tell him.
You can break your promise.
We can't leave him hanging like that.
Claudio Bruno isn't dead.
Patrick is in touch with him.
Bruno is in hiding.
It's true.
Shit did hit the fan.
In order to protect the organization, he can't communicate with you directly.
He has to go through Patrick.
Why Patrick? Because Patrick isn't really part of this organization.
He's not in the loop.
If he gets arrested or killed, it doesn't matter.
I want to talk to him.
I don't know his number.
It doesn't show on my phone when he calls.
I think he calls from a public phone.
What did he say to you? Bruno hasn't given any instructions as yet.
But be ready, it'll come.
He's here.
This conversation is not over.
It's not over.
Come on! Let's have a drink.
One of our men just got out of the hospital.
All right, guys! We're all gathered here to welcome back our favorite Ricky "Ponytail".
As you can tell, many things have changed during your absence, but we're all still here, proudly standing up together.
Well, I know you're not, but He speaks.
You listen.
Of course, if Bruno was here, he could explain Ricky's condition much better than me.
We did a little research on Wikipedia Ricky is paralyzed.
Are you OK, Ricky? Can someone give him a drink or something? He can understand us! He's not retarded.
He's paralyzed because someone hit him.
He also suffers from aphasia.
Shut up, Ricky! Stop it, otherwise, the party's over.
Aphasia is like He can't find his words anymore We read online that they could come back at any time.
Later tonight, tomorrow, in a week, we don't know.
But it looks worse than it is.
Before I forget, special thanks to Robitaille and Paquin for the new exhibit.
There are some beautiful paintings, one by Legendre We like it a lot.
I really appreciate it.
Have fun, guys! I reserved a table in the back.
I thought you'd appreciate some privacy.
Excuse me, I'm meeting some people.
Yes, Luc Côté.
Thank you for accepting the invitation, it really Denis and Patrick aren't coming? No.
Were they supposed to? Come.
I destroyed a man's life.
Why did you have to lie to Claudio and tell him that Bruno is alive? I didn't have time to think.
We're stuck.
I thought it would help.
It's perfect for the writing process.
We're in Valérie's shoes.
Fuck your process! You two little shitheads Are we in the clear? Yes, but she's not sure about the 35 times.
She thinks you might exaggerate.
Maybe a little.
First time I've seen a guy get out of trouble for fucking one of our girls.
Usually, it goes the other way.
In your organization, it must be pretty rare That's how the EGG was created.
Bruno went up the ladder because the bosses knew he would never touch the girls or their girlfriends.
-They felt safe with him.
-It's clever.
Are you having fun? I hope so because I told Charlène that Patrick would come home late.
Sorry, dear Pat, I don't have a popsicle to offer you, but I can introduce you to some wonderful people.
Video games that's how we survive.
The DVD sales have been going down So any spoilers for season two? Is it going to be a little better? Didn't you notice he liked you? I swear I didn't.
Didn't you think he trusted you way too fast? -No.
-Well, I did.
Did he talk about me a little? When? You said he called you from a public phone! Yes! He called me, but he hasn't given me any instructions yet.
Did he ask you to say hi to me? Like I said, the conversation was extremely brief.
I just have one piece of advice, and I really shouldn't, since she works for us, but if you love Charlène, if you really love her, you need to hold on tight, because real love is fucking rare.
I was just thinking It's not true.
Bruno did talk about you.
I forgot his first phone call.
He called me twice.
When he called the first time, he told me to tell you that you were with him.
I'm sorry, at first I didn't understand, because I didn't know about your history, that he meant you were in his heart.
-Are you sure? -I'm sure.
Maybe Valérie could host -a party for Miguel.
-Shut up.
-Hello? -Hi! I won't be long.
-Hello? -Fuck, she ditched me! Who am I speaking to? It's a fucking good thing she won't be doing season two, because she is ugly when she's angry! What do you mean? She won't do season two? She just accepted a smaller role in another series, but she didn't think twice about dumping you.
She dumped you I bet you have a lot of things to tell me.
I bet you do too.
Who's the guy who just came out? -Did you see him? -Is he a client of yours? I'm sorry.
I had no choice.
Normally, I do it at my place.
I'm sorry.
Major mistake.
I thought you'd come home later.
Do you want me to go home? No.
-I'm sorry.
-No, wait.
We have a new writing method.
We've been writing some really strong stuff.
Valérie, who has always fought against crime in the name of justice, is going to have to fight against justice by becoming a criminal.
This is a complete turnaround.
-Yes! -Well, fuck you! We'll hire a more beautiful actress.
She won't freak out because she has to show her shoulder! Or her breast!
There was blood on it.
But we looked for it, and we couldn't find it.
wherever it is, we must find it.
He's your new driver? Charlène, open the door.
I know you're here! "This life robber must pay!" Claudio got out of jail.
He's Bruno right-hand man, the guy Marc Arcand demolished with his nunchakus This little brat won't let it go! Throughout the years, Patrick had come up with a foolproof strategy to fall asleep: a beach, the hot sun, the sound of the waves and a kinky scenario starring Jeanna Fine, a 90s porn star.
But since Bruno's death, poor Jeanna and his memories of Club Med no longer satisfy Patrick.
So he's had to resort to more drastic methods.
Denis, who is less creative when it comes to fighting insomnia, has decided to throw himself into work.
Notes, episode 4: Valérie can't fall asleep.
Miguel is dead, the cartel is in disarray.
Has this foray into the underworld gone too far? The image of Miguel's cold and lifeless body haunts her.
Valérie revisits her torrid nights with Miguel.
She thinks about his tanned, salty body Tanned.
The body The body that penetrated her relentlessly with an irresistible Latin rhythm more spellbinding than all the rumbas in the world.
And his member, his Latin member, taut and swollen with sap, a Latin sap, even sweeter than the fruits from the most tropical palm trees.
-You're not with me right now.
-Yes, I am.
Do you want me to start with my mouth? -Yes, if you want.
-OK.
-No, you're not with me.
-Come on! I can't feel you.
Where are you? I don't know Maybe I'm still asleep.
You're not asleep.
You almost tore my earlobe off.
Do you want to go to the kitchen? We could "reboot" while keeping an eye on the shed.
I'll play a cool song on my laptop.
No.
Juliette might wake up.
I have an idea! Let's go in front of the window.
You're going to take me.
The police will see us.
What's going on? Where is the police? Eight officers around the clock.
Two cars.
It's too expensive.
I don't see why my taxes can't be used to ensure my safety! If it'd make you feel better, we have good reasons to believe that Bruno left town.
Really? How do you know that? -Our sources are confidential.
-Bruno runs an organization.
He might have told someone about the guns He might have told Claudio, his right-hand man.
Claudio could come at anytime and shoot me in my sleep.
With all your running around the past few days, he would have done so already.
That's just great! That's so reassuring.
Can I call the mayor or something? I'm going to have to ask you to trust me on this one.
The investigation is going well.
Your safety remains a priority.
I have to go.
Call me if something comes up! Can't we just make a duplicate? We don't have the equipment on site.
-What's going on? -He says he can't make a copy.
Can't we just borrow the DVD? We'll make a copy and bring it back.
I'm not allowed to let you walk out with the security camera DVD.
I'm sorry.
OK, let's say that you do us a favor.
Maybe we can do you a favor too? What can we do for you? -Valérie.
-What, Valérie? Caroline Michaud, the woman who plays Valérie in your show.
I was disappointed that she missed the DVD signing.
I'd like to meet her.
I'd like to meet her and have dinner with her.
No That's the problem with actresses.
They are way too -Too busy.
-Yes.
They have to learn their lines, among other things Yes, hi, this is Denis.
Léa just sent me your first draft for the scenes.
Sarah speaking in rhymes: awful.
Great! I'm glad you liked it.
Look, Louise, do you think you could set up a dinner with Caroline Michaud? The day after tomorrow? -Do you plan to talk nudity? -No, don't worry.
What are you doing? -I'm going to do some shopping.
-Are you kidding? I'd like to buy a dresser.
What do you mean? We're in the middle of an investigation.
This is not the time to buy furniture.
I can take 20 minutes to buy a dresser for Charlène.
-A dresser? For her? -I want her to have one at my place.
Her clothes are all crumpled in a bag.
Just make some room in one of your drawers.
Charlène will have to go home at some point anyway.
Right now, she's staying at my place.
I'd like her to have her own dresser.
Judith, we're home! Why didn't you leave it in the car? I don't want to leave it out in the cold.
It's quality wood.
-Did they give you the whole machine? -No, just this! Another piece of evidence.
Yes! Look, I got this for Charlène.
There are five drawers, including a smaller one for her lingerie.
-Do you think she'll like it.
-Yes.
Fast forward to 5:00, maybe 5:15.
No! Rewind! Look, here we are! -And there! -There you go.
Look, this is Toutoune.
Holy cow! What? -That's -Who is it? Let's see, what's her This is Céleste! -Do you know her? -In the biblical sense, yes.
It's true I fingered her.
She's one of the girls who came in when I was collecting DNA.
Her name is Céleste! I've never seen her with glasses before, but that's her.
What should we do? Your investigation is over.
She's got the award.
She obviously killed Bruno.
Did you get the DNA test results? Did you find a match? -No match.
-They found sperm on the glove.
Sperm? Why didn't you tell me this? You were asleep when I got here.
OK, let's do a recap We have Céleste Toutoune with a picture of the award.
We have sperm on a glove.
Then we have Claudio.
-Isn't Claudio in jail? -No, he got out last night.
Come on, stop keeping things from me.
You were asleep.
I didn't want to worry you.
Do you want me to help? Of course we want your help.
Toutoune probably has the award, but it doesn't prove she killed Bruno.
We don't know if she has the award.
We know she has a picture of it.
-It's Claudio! -What? Claudio killed Bruno.
Why do you say that? There was sperm on the glove.
Bruno and Claudio were lovers.
Wow, hold on! Bruno was gay? Haven't you figured this one out? No.
OK, but why would he kill him? No idea, but I know their relationship was tense, even before Claudio went to jail.
So you think it could be a crime of passion OK, I just want to remind you that this is pure speculation, -we have no proof that it's Claudio.
-We have the glove.
Don't count on me to jerk off Claudio so we can find a match with the glove.
-Do you know Claudio well? -Fairly well.
Claudio Brodeur grew up in a working class area in Montréal.
He had a difficult childhood.
His father was rarely around and he had to deal with weight issues.
When he was 25, Claudio sought the help of a nutritionist.
He lost a great amount of weight.
Over the years, Claudio proudly maintained his fitness.
Claudio has put on 4.
5 pounds in the past few days.
-Did you like it? -Yes.
I'll have a slice of Black Forest Cake with two big scoops of strawberry ice cream on the side.
There you go.
I checked.
There is hair.
And there must be a lot of saliva too.
You'll have plenty to work with.
Great.
Still looking for a match with the glove? Yes.
Could you put the results in an envelope? No, it's great where it is, in the bedroom corner.
I put a little trinket on it.
Now Charlène just needs to put her clothes in it.
You really didn't have to do that.
It's temporary anyway.
Shall we open it? Maybe we should send Juliette to bed.
No, she's fine.
I gave her a DVD to watch.
There is a guilty party in this story.
His name is Tumblebeck.
Get it? I'd like you to kiss me.
This is the moment We've all been waiting for OK, are you opening it? -Yes.
-OK.
It's just You're not the only one involved in this investigation.
It's a whole process.
Patrick and I, we started it.
-OK, do you want to open it? -Yes! Thank you.
OK, so this is the moment we were all waiting for So Well, unfortunately, I have to tell you that we found the killer! It's Claudio! Thank you everyone.
This is true teamwork Congratulations.
Judith, we wouldn't have made it this far without you.
Well done.
There's still something I don't understand.
How did Claudio's sperm end up on Bruno's glove? Maybe Bruno has to wear gloves when he makes love.
He could suffer from spermophobia.
It might be a new homosexual fetish.
Latex can be very arousing.
I can show you some stuff online.
OK, one thing at a time.
Let's go back to the beginning.
Claudio gets out of jail.
He calls Bruno as soon as he gets out.
Yes, because he missed him.
He loves him.
Yes, but Bruno missed him too.
Maybe Bruno met Claudio at the jail.
That's more romantic.
I don't think so.
It's not like him to pick him up.
And Bruno is always busy all day at the clinic.
Then Bruno might have told him to come by the clinic.
They must have been burning with desire.
A fondue? Yes! I don't think it was a happy reunion.
Someone got murdered.
Where are you? Why are you not here? If you're not here, someone must I know they were both super jealous.
Maybe Bruno thought that Claudio had sex in jail.
-It happens a lot.
-It could be the other way.
Maybe Bruno was sleeping around while Claudio was in jail.
It doesn't matter.
Claudio went to the clinic.
-Yes.
-Maybe Bruno was performing an exam and was wearing his gloves.
Great.
Or he was alone and was wearing gloves because it's a gay fetish.
Maybe the fight carried on when they reunited.
Where were you? Why didn't you pick me up? I was working.
But since desire trumps everything else, they ended up getting it on.
No, wait! Maybe they used a gun as a sex toy and fired it by mistake.
Enough with your disgusting stuff.
What? They are thugs after all.
-I'm sure they do it all the time.
-Come on! Should I show you some things? They must have started fighting again after having sex.
Then the gun came in.
If the clinic was open, people would have heard the gunshots.
Our theories are flawed.
The clinic was closed! When we were in hiding, you told us that Bruno had closed the clinic for the week.
Yes, it's true.
Still, it must have happened at night if Claudio framed us with the award.
It's true.
I've just come for my stuff.
Sorry to bother you at dinnertime.
No, it's all right.
-Can I help you? -No, I'll be fine.
-You can wait in the car.
-I was thinking, Moody Maude This is where we met.
It makes me feel funny The cradle of our love.
-I'll bring your stuff downstairs.
-You can't come in here.
Listen to him.
Go back in the car.
I can't listen to him.
My lawyer prohibited any communication between us.
To listen is to communicate.
I can't talk to him either.
Could you tell him that any action against me could be held against him in a court of justice? Juju! Juliette, come upstairs! -We won't be here long.
-It's OK.
-Don't make me come get you! -Thanks for your letter.
What? Did you write a letter to her? You're right.
Maybe our paths will cross again.
Cross again? What do you mean? -Juliette! -It's all right.
-Hello, honey! How are you? -Hi! Do you have more over there? I don't think so.
My bag is next to the futon.
OK.
I'll take a look.
-Please give her a hand.
-OK.
Call me back.
I'm on the way.
You shouldn't watch this crap.
It's awful! I agree.
Do you think my parents love me? My mother used to love my father, but she doesn't anymore.
She used to love Maude, but now she doesn't.
I have the feeling I'm next.
Well, Juju, I I think your parents love you and will love you for the rest of their lives.
-Do you know why? -No.
Because of all the things we love on the Earth, sex, drugs, martial arts, among all the fun things, there is one shining at the top, and that one thing is you, Juju.
Claudio gets dressed in a hurry, he's panicking, he's wondering how he's going to get away.
He must have cried after killing the man he loved.
And then suddenly, he sees a light in the parking lot.
That's his lucky break.
While we take the elevator He takes the stairs He grabs the award from the back of my car.
He comes back up and puts it next to the body.
It doesn't work.
We would have seen him coming back.
The elevator ride didn't take that long.
We're walking towards the door.
Yeah There's an emergency exit in Bruno's exam room.
It was crucial for Bruno.
He was so paranoid.
Claudio leaves the award in order to incriminate us.
He hears us entering the clinic.
And then, he uses the emergency exit to escape.
We find the award -We throw it through the window.
-He picks it up.
While we were calling the police, he grabbed the body and put it in the trunk.
We're leaving.
Marc Arcand told me to tell you he's not saying goodbye.
And also Juliette, come over here Do you want some juice? I'm going to see what's going on.
Wait a second.
One question.
Why did Claudio come to the store with Toutoune to see you? Why the picture? What was his goal? Why did he come to see us at the bookstore with Toutoune? Why the picture? What's his goal? Stop it.
Get over it.
We're here to write.
All right I can't do it.
The method has become counterproductive.
It's blocking me instead of inspiring me.
You don't like my Miguel idea? It's too early for Miguel to die.
He runs the cartel, he's cool, and then we kill him We kill him so Valérie can replace him.
Imagine Valérie running a criminal organization, it's awesome, and besides, it's a glorious end to her shady quest.
It's cool, but what can we build on top of that? I don't know.
It's not so bad.
We have a week to work it out.
Not really.
Monday, I work with Léa on the fake series.
-Hello? -Hello, Patrick, am I bothering you? No, it's not as if I still had a job.
I know we've had a complicated relationship, but can I ask you a personal question? -About what? -About Léa.
When you were together, did she suffer from chronic vaginitis? Chronic what? Let's go! Come on! Help! Ouch! -Put this on.
-What? Put this on.
Have you ever heard about Dany "Snuggy" Simard? No.
It was back in 2006.
Snuggy was one of our promising recruits.
You could tell that he was hungry, that he wanted to climb the ladder.
Please notice the tense Was, wanted It's all in the past now.
Since Bruno is the one who decides when and why guys can go up the ladder, Snuggy began to send flowers to Bruno's office once a week, on Thursdays.
Every Thursday.
He started doing it on Tuesdays too.
And he would also send flowers on Sundays to his cabin.
Ledoux would say: "He has the right to be ambitious.
" But I would reply: "There are some lines one shouldn't cross.
" When I caught Snuggy giving Bruno a massage after a meeting, I remained very calm.
I offered to go have a drink with him in order to explain my point of view.
Snuggy got the picture.
The flower deliveries stopped.
No more little massages.
Nobody could find him.
Nobody knew where he was.
Well, I know where he is.
Snuggy now works in the compost industry.
Bruno sent me out to get your job back, I got busted in the process, and you thank me with your cock? You were aware that Bruno and I were involved! -No -Shut the fuck up! I want to know who made the first move.
-I don't know if I can say anything -Yes, you can.
I want to know who made the first move.
-Nobody did.
-So it was love at first sight? No need to make the first move? -You have the wrong guy.
-I have the wrong guy? I think he looks a lot like you.
I found it at Bruno's.
Do you like modeling for him? I never modeled naked for him.
That's not my body.
I don't work out.
You can't see my abs.
And I'm circumcised.
I had issues with my foreskin when I was 14.
It's true! I saw him naked before.
I noticed it.
Not his penis, the circumcision.
Besides, I'm not gay.
Do you think I'm a fool? Bruno would never have let you in the EGG if you weren't gay.
-In the what? -The EGG: East Gay Gang.
OK, so you are a gay criminal outfit? -Do you have a problem with that? -No problem.
Either way.
You're wrong about me.
I'm not gay.
We did a little investigation.
We know you had an affair with a guy named Ãtienne and you gave him a blowjob.
Come on, it was a long time ago.
I was at a rave party, we had done some ecstasy.
We were three of us.
There was a girl.
I was wasted! I couldn't have told the difference between a penis and a popsicle! I swear, Claudio Nothing happened with Bruno.
I don't believe you.
I'm sleeping with Charlène! OK! Ask him! We had sex at least 35 times! It's true! He sleeps with her! He's in love with her! I've never seen him this way, it's ridiculous! It's not going to end well, he's going to get hurt, and I'll be stuck picking up the pieces.
He even bought a dresser for her! Call her! She'll confirm it.
She lives at my place.
Wait! I think I still have the receipt for the dresser in my wallet! Look! I am so worried.
Have you heard anything from him? Not recently, no.
-Have you heard anything? -No I know he was working on a big deal, a secret dynamite sale.
He was saying the time had come for the EGG to fly on its own, to be fully autonomous.
The bosses must have heard something.
They shot him.
That's what I think.
Bruno was trying to protect me, but I knew something was off.
When I got out of jail, I expected him to pick me up, but he didn't show up, so I called him.
He apologized, he said he was super busy, but I could tell something was going on.
He seemed tense and preoccupied.
He told me to meet him later, so I came here to relax.
The guys were in the process of redecorating the main room.
Around 5 o'clock, I went over to the clinic.
I expected a warm welcome.
Hello! But he wasn't warm at all.
He told me he was pressed for time.
He told me to come back later.
But I insisted on staying anyway.
Did you make love? He gave me a little hand job with his latex gloves.
Is this a common gay sexual practice? What do you mean? Well, I don't know Bruno suffers from spermophobia.
His cell phone rang, but he didn't answer and he asked me to leave.
I waited for him all night.
I'm still waiting for him.
If they did shoot him, I don't know what to do.
I am the second in command in this outfit.
I don't know how to run a criminal organization.
What was Bruno's big deal exactly? Where is the dynamite? Is it going to come back to bite us? OK, Patrick, I think you should tell him.
You can break your promise.
We can't leave him hanging like that.
Claudio Bruno isn't dead.
Patrick is in touch with him.
Bruno is in hiding.
It's true.
Shit did hit the fan.
In order to protect the organization, he can't communicate with you directly.
He has to go through Patrick.
Why Patrick? Because Patrick isn't really part of this organization.
He's not in the loop.
If he gets arrested or killed, it doesn't matter.
I want to talk to him.
I don't know his number.
It doesn't show on my phone when he calls.
I think he calls from a public phone.
What did he say to you? Bruno hasn't given any instructions as yet.
But be ready, it'll come.
He's here.
This conversation is not over.
It's not over.
Come on! Let's have a drink.
One of our men just got out of the hospital.
All right, guys! We're all gathered here to welcome back our favorite Ricky "Ponytail".
As you can tell, many things have changed during your absence, but we're all still here, proudly standing up together.
Well, I know you're not, but He speaks.
You listen.
Of course, if Bruno was here, he could explain Ricky's condition much better than me.
We did a little research on Wikipedia Ricky is paralyzed.
Are you OK, Ricky? Can someone give him a drink or something? He can understand us! He's not retarded.
He's paralyzed because someone hit him.
He also suffers from aphasia.
Shut up, Ricky! Stop it, otherwise, the party's over.
Aphasia is like He can't find his words anymore We read online that they could come back at any time.
Later tonight, tomorrow, in a week, we don't know.
But it looks worse than it is.
Before I forget, special thanks to Robitaille and Paquin for the new exhibit.
There are some beautiful paintings, one by Legendre We like it a lot.
I really appreciate it.
Have fun, guys! I reserved a table in the back.
I thought you'd appreciate some privacy.
Excuse me, I'm meeting some people.
Yes, Luc Côté.
Thank you for accepting the invitation, it really Denis and Patrick aren't coming? No.
Were they supposed to? Come.
I destroyed a man's life.
Why did you have to lie to Claudio and tell him that Bruno is alive? I didn't have time to think.
We're stuck.
I thought it would help.
It's perfect for the writing process.
We're in Valérie's shoes.
Fuck your process! You two little shitheads Are we in the clear? Yes, but she's not sure about the 35 times.
She thinks you might exaggerate.
Maybe a little.
First time I've seen a guy get out of trouble for fucking one of our girls.
Usually, it goes the other way.
In your organization, it must be pretty rare That's how the EGG was created.
Bruno went up the ladder because the bosses knew he would never touch the girls or their girlfriends.
-They felt safe with him.
-It's clever.
Are you having fun? I hope so because I told Charlène that Patrick would come home late.
Sorry, dear Pat, I don't have a popsicle to offer you, but I can introduce you to some wonderful people.
Video games that's how we survive.
The DVD sales have been going down So any spoilers for season two? Is it going to be a little better? Didn't you notice he liked you? I swear I didn't.
Didn't you think he trusted you way too fast? -No.
-Well, I did.
Did he talk about me a little? When? You said he called you from a public phone! Yes! He called me, but he hasn't given me any instructions yet.
Did he ask you to say hi to me? Like I said, the conversation was extremely brief.
I just have one piece of advice, and I really shouldn't, since she works for us, but if you love Charlène, if you really love her, you need to hold on tight, because real love is fucking rare.
I was just thinking It's not true.
Bruno did talk about you.
I forgot his first phone call.
He called me twice.
When he called the first time, he told me to tell you that you were with him.
I'm sorry, at first I didn't understand, because I didn't know about your history, that he meant you were in his heart.
-Are you sure? -I'm sure.
Maybe Valérie could host -a party for Miguel.
-Shut up.
-Hello? -Hi! I won't be long.
-Hello? -Fuck, she ditched me! Who am I speaking to? It's a fucking good thing she won't be doing season two, because she is ugly when she's angry! What do you mean? She won't do season two? She just accepted a smaller role in another series, but she didn't think twice about dumping you.
She dumped you I bet you have a lot of things to tell me.
I bet you do too.
Who's the guy who just came out? -Did you see him? -Is he a client of yours? I'm sorry.
I had no choice.
Normally, I do it at my place.
I'm sorry.
Major mistake.
I thought you'd come home later.
Do you want me to go home? No.
-I'm sorry.
-No, wait.
We have a new writing method.
We've been writing some really strong stuff.
Valérie, who has always fought against crime in the name of justice, is going to have to fight against justice by becoming a criminal.
This is a complete turnaround.
-Yes! -Well, fuck you! We'll hire a more beautiful actress.
She won't freak out because she has to show her shoulder! Or her breast!