Sexify (2021) s01e08 Episode Script
Episode 8
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
You're running away from home?
What? No, I'm just going to Warsaw now.
To Warsaw? What for?
Natalia has her contest today.
I have to support her somehow.
- Yeah. Does she know about it?
- I wanna surprise her.
We live in a time where life moves
at a very fast tempo.
Times of emancipation,
tolerance, of equality and respect.
And still, one topic remains taboo.
The female orgasm.
Did you know nothing much
has changed in this regard?
Marie?
The female orgasm is an issue
that is being dismissed and disregarded.
- Despite it being important
- Are you ready?
- I am.
- Let's go to the school then.
Does that mean
everything between us is okay?
I'm sorry.
- I think the last time I said too much
- Apology not accepted.
What? How come?
I'm sick and tired of you
and everybody else
telling me how to live my life.
I wasn't trying to tell you
Maybe I'm with Mariusz because it happened
and I study that dumb chemistry
because I didn't have a better idea,
but that's over.
I don't know who I am.
But I definitely know who I'm not.
I'm not a person who gives up
on months of hard work
because of a silly argument with a friend
who's a bit of a know-it-all. Let's go.
Monika coming?
- Hey.
- Hi.
I'm glad that you came.
How are you living on your own?
As you can see.
Hmm.
Thank you.
What's the occasion?
You always support me
and don't want anything in return.
Hmm.
It's normal.
But it's not.
With Dad, it's not.
I know what he's like.
He has his ups and downs,
but you don't have to be enemies.
And if you find something
that you really passionately care about…
then fight for it.
- What are you doing here?
- Tell him to get back right now
or he'll get hurt.
She said that you should get back
or you'll get hurt.
Well, you can tell her
that a person kicked out
isn't allowed to compete.
He says they'll kick us out of school
and you're not allowed to compete.
You tell him
that we haven't been kicked out yet,
unless he appointed himself
dean overnight.
She says that nobody's kicked us out yet,
unless you
- You tell her
- You tell him
- Tell her
- You tell him
- Tell
- Tell him
You tell her that she'll be surprised.
You tell him that he'll also be surprised.
Very surprised.
Know what? Finish in the chatroom.
Come in, please.
Let me be brief here
so that the winning team has time
to work on their project
and finalize their presentation.
With 65 percent of the votes,
the winning team is…
Natalia Dumała, Monika Nowicka,
and Paulina Malinowska.
This is the project
for the Ministry's competition!
Come up, girls, let them see you.
No!
Everybody out!
Off you go now!
Come on.
I just need Malinowska, Dumała and…
Nowicka.
- Morning.
- Hello.
I've carefully considered
your situation, and well…
I've decided on a proposition.
Normally, I would just throw you all out.
But in every statement
made by people I interviewed
who were using your…
Copulation Station, they state
they were knowingly participating
in a research project
that you were developing at my university
for your classes with Dr. Krynicki.
This creates a problem.
I don't want the world to know
that someone was running,
under my jurisdiction,
a scientific brothel.
And I know surely this will happen
if I expel you girls from my school.
Because inevitably,
everyone will ask why I did it.
That's why I'm not throwing you out. Now…
I'm ordering all the research
relating to this project end immediately.
This project is now canceled.
Dr. Krynicki will provide me with all
documentation connected to this project.
Everything will be destroyed.
- But
- Don't. I don't want to hear it.
- And I don't want to see you again.
- No, but sir, you can't
- Natalia.
- We have a competition in a few hours.
We're already signed up.
And one more thing.
If any of you don't comply
with the rules that I have set,
and I hear even a single word about this…
porn app again,
you'll be expelled
on disciplinary grounds.
And even your father's name
won't help you, young lady.
Jesus, Natalia! What are you wearing?
Did you apply for a job as a maid?
I wanna work for you here.
I'd like to kindly remind you
that you actually do work here.
You just rarely come in.
- I need a real job with a real contract.
- That's a fat chance.
- I promise I'll come regularly. On time.
- A fine recommendation, but no.
But why not?
With a proper employment contract,
you'll feel cozy and safe.
But it would be the death of you.
I lost to Nanogel!
Why can't I work in IT?
Because you're a different kind of breed.
You might be a small one.
But you're a tough one.
I'd say you're a member
of the weasel family.
Hmm, no.
Natalia.
I'll tell you something true about me.
For years now, I haven't lost anything,
but I haven't gained anything.
So that's that.
Are you sure you want to work for me
for the rest of your life?
How'd it go?
Not too well.
At least we won't get expelled.
Super. Uh…
Should I unpack these?
- No, I'll do it when I get back.
- From where?
I was supposed to pick up
the wedding dress.
- Today?
- A week ago.
So, why are you only doing it today?
- I had other things on my mind.
- Okay.
But then, since you're not
the app project with Natalia
didn't work out,
you're gonna have more time
for everything else now, right?
I should get the dress now.
MY PROFILE
DAY OF CYCLE: 0, INTERCOURSE: 0
NO DATA
YOUR PLACE OR MINE?
YOURS.
- Have a nice you know.
- Thank you.
Where's Adam?
You could say "hello," you know?
Radzymińska Street, 22.
Thank you.
What are you doing here?
Uh, I just wanted to help you carry it.
It must weigh a ton.
Jesus!
I called a taxi for us.
Okay.
What are we doing here?
I just have to talk to Tymen
about something.
Thirty zlotys, sir.
- Thank you, good sir.
- Thank you.
It'll take a minute, okay?
Okay.
Excuse me.
Could I take a moment of your time?
- Me?
- Yes, you. Now.
- Why?
- Relax. Everything's fine. It's all right.
What are you doing?
Could I ask you to…
Excuse me?
Could you stand just over there?
Yes, thank you, ma'am. Hey, dude.
Excuse me!
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
Could I ask for your help, sir?
- Me?
- Yes.
- Sure. What for?
- If you could stand in that spot.
Okay.
You said I wasn't planning
anything extraordinary, right?
- You mean the wedding?
- Yeah, the wedding.
- Right now?
- Yes. Here and now.
Oh, if you both want to, now.
Excuse me, will you be witnesses
for the wedding?
- Of course. I would love to.
- Absolutely.
Thank you.
Do you love me?
Yes.
You want a small, low-key wedding, right?
Yes.
Why not do it here and now?
I'm sorry.
Maybe this was a dumb idea.
It was a wonderful idea, Mariusz.
Yeah?
I think I need a break.
Yes! I mean, I w-wanted, with the wedding…
I wanted to come up
with something spontaneous
Mariusz.
I need a longer break, I mean.
What?
I want to move out.
Oh, God. I'm sorry. That wedding thing,
I was just improvising.
It's not about that.
It's about me.
All this time I've been following
a pattern, copying my parents.
It was…
something I saw on commercials.
I need a hard reset.
Is this about a different guy?
No, Mariusz.
It's about a girl.
It's me.
- Counting your fertile days?
- No.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
BRAVE
It's all here.
It's all here.
It's a beta version of the app
I've developed with my friends.
"Step one.
Look each other's in the eyes
for two minutes straight."
- Doesn't make sense, though.
- Show me.
All right. Let's do step one then.
No, you don't.
Oh. Hey.
- Hey.
- How do you know where I live?
Um, your sister sold you out.
Oh, okay.
Come on in.
Please.
- Going somewhere?
- Um, to my parents.
- What kind of tea do you want?
- It doesn't matter.
I came here to…
Something happened?
The dean canceled my project.
The app?
What for?
They busted the Copulation Station,
and the dean got scared
that it might be a brothel
and gave us an ultimatum:
either graduate or do the competition.
I believed in myself too much.
I don't even know
why I'm telling you this.
It's no problem.
That's what friends are for.
So, have a good trip.
Um, thank you.
Anytime, buddy.
I'VE ENTERED A NEW
PATH OF LIFE!
FORGET ABOUT LEADING DANCES AT THE WEDDING
Are you're sure about it?
Yes.
It's a really strange and new feeling.
But, uh…
yeah, I'm sure about it.
What are you gonna do now?
I don't know yet.
- And you?
- About what?
Our sex app.
The app chapter is officially closed.
Why's that?
Well, I'm not giving up my studies
just for some app.
Some app?
Natalia, this is your app.
- Diploma's more important.
- Um, according to who?
Suddenly you stopped caring
about your education?
If they want to kick you out of here,
then they don't appreciate you.
It's their loss!
Paulina, I have to graduate
from university!
I need something. Anything..
I thought that if there was person who'd
sacrifice everything to reach their goal,
then it was you.
That's how we're different,
and that's how I've learned from you.
That's why we're here today,
and that is why…
we do what we do.
- Hello?
- Our app works.
What?
You had an orgasm? Without Konrad?
The orgasm is one thing.
What I experienced is something new.
It was a super dimension
of feeling everything.
Sex and total pleasure.
And the app was what got me there.
Our app is working!
And it'll get other women there as well.
I'm totally sure of it! Yeah!
Bye.
You hear that?
- What's the plan of action?
- We'll talk to Krynicki. He'll let us.
- What about the creep and his gel?
- We are the ones who won the vote.
But he's here and they won't allow
two projects from one school.
- First, let's talk to Krynicki, okay?
- Okay.
Creeper's here.
If he sees us, there'll be trouble.
I know.
We should wait somewhere
Krynicki will definitely go.
Where's that?
- Why are you here?
- We're getting ourselves expelled.
- You wanna pitch?
- Yes.
- No.
- Why not?
- The dean's on the committee.
- What?
The deans of all Polish tech universities
are members of the committee.
The dimwit will crush us.
He'll crush you three first and then me.
There's no way we're backing out now.
You were the one
who motivated me to do it.
You're the reason I started doing this.
You told me about the risk
and the opportunity.
Please, you can't abandon us now
because that would be weak,
and you're not a weak guy.
In other words, you are our only hope now.
No.
That's what you are.
My hope.
Yeah?
Of getting kicked out
and not turning into a sad dean
who crushes the dreams
of some of his best students.
All right.
How do you wanna do this?
- How do I look?
- Super.
- Good. You're good.
- Hi.
Hello, sir.
You feel good?
- I'm great.
- Good. Okay.
You know, I wanted
I just have a few ideas
for improving your presentation.
Yeah. But at this point, I don't know
if we should change anything.
We're on in 15 minutes.
I know, but trust me,
let's go discuss this in private.
Unless you want to talk
in front of your whole team?
Hey.
Okay, they don't understand anyway.
Let's go.
All right. Later then.
- I'll be right back.
- All right.
Want a jelly-worm?
What ideas did you have in mind, sir?
Uh, in a second,
we have a staff room here.
What's going on?
I'll leave you guys to it.
I won't get involved. Hmm?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to win the contest.
I should go. It's almost our turn.
Wait a sec. I want to ask you to politely
back down and to let us pitch our project.
My dear girl,
you should know I gave up years of my life
to get to where I am today.
Me too. However, I played fair.
But this is war, dear.
You know all is fair in war.
I know you don't like my app
Wait a minute. Your app is fantastic.
I can see how people react to your idea.
I think it's awesome,
but it needs more work still.
Well, at this stage, maybe.
But if I get the funding
from the Ministry, I can fix
At this stage,
you'll only make a fool of yourself.
Pour your project right down the drain
with all your work.
- That's not true.
- It is.
You've caused us a lot of trouble
This is the last opportunity to fix it.
Do it.
Know what? Give me a break.
And?
- I couldn't convince him.
- So what did you do?
I acted spontaneously.
NANOGEL
Natalia?
Natalia, what are you doing?
Natalia?
All right, let's go.
It'll be all right.
Please welcome the representatives
of the University of Technology in Warsaw
and their project: Nanogel.
- Sexify.
- What?
Sexify.
Sexify. Ladies and gentlemen,
this will be fun.
Uh, but no, uh…
Wait, no, these…
These are not the representatives
of my school, sir.
What now?
We chose a different project.
Ladies and gentlemen,
there seems to be a misunderstanding.
Please, ladies, exit the stage now.
But, uh, do we have another presentation?
I don't understand.
This is the project
that represents our university.
My name is Dr. Krynicki.
In the course of the past few months,
I've been developing this project
- with students in the IT department.
- Enough, that's enough. Be quiet.
University has not yet approved this.
Uh, ladies, please exit the stage.
Okay, but in that case,
is the University of Technology in Warsaw
not going to present a project?
If that's so, we have to put that
in the report.
So, you have to…
report that?
No need to report this.
I guess…
I must have been mistaken.
Okay, so can we start now?
- Yeah.
- Let's begin!
In today's society,
the female orgasm
is surrounded by more myths
than the harmful effects of eating gluten.
The three of us
decided to tackle the main myth.
That it's difficult for women
to achieve pleasure.
In sex.
That pleasure for women
is just a… side effect
and is not a goal in itself.
Let's take a look at the data.
Most recent studies show that
the overwhelming majority of people
believe that a woman
has only three erogenous zones.
The truth is, that women have
at least 18 erogenous zones.
The most important being…
brain.
Our application is designed
to help women discover themselves.
To discover pleasure
provided to them by their own bodies.
Uh, how does it work?
First off, the woman puts in the data.
Physical data:
how she feels, what she likes
and what she doesn't like in sex.
The app analyzes all the data
and then generates a map
of the female body
with an exact guide
on how to stimulate it.
The woman can use it on her own
or pass it on to her partner
who can help her achieve
the highest levels of pleasure.
Well, okay then, but do you have research?
I I'm not sure
you can call it that
under the circumstances.
But, can you prove to us
the app really works?
Yes. We have conducted extensive research.
We have tested 134 women during 379
Exactly, what kind of research?
Well, we had couples fill in…
surveys…
um, which I then used for…
writing an algorithm.
Excuse me, ladies.
Do you have any documentation?
Something with more merit to it.
With all due respect to you,
this looks to me like a student prank,
and not serious research.
How would you research
something like that?
We just asked our female friends
if they'd be willing to share
their experiences with us
for the sake of developing this app.
And you know what?
They chose to share.
Because maybe for people like you,
this seems like a joke,
but for people like us, it's a real need.
A real problem.
It took me a few months to realize that
there is so much more to a female orgasm
and sex than what we're taught
as students in biology.
There's so much more
than society leads us women to believe.
more than society, and you,
the men of this committee.
And I've tested this app on myself.
This afternoon.
And it's working.
And it works very well.
This is app is a revolutionary approach
to female pleasure.
Which, trust me on this,
makes the world go round.
This application was made
by women for women.
It's for women of all ages.
- For students.
- For wives and non-wives.
And for all the other women
who want to decide for themselves.
The app is for me.
I don't know how to talk
about my feelings or about my needs.
I don't know how to communicate.
I run away.
Even today I had a chance
to talk to someone that I really like
and care about, but I blew it.
Because I'm afraid.
I'm afraid of my body, of my needs.
I'm afraid to name things
that I find to be attractive and exciting.
I'm afraid of it all.
The algorithm that I have created
never allowed me
to go through the whole app to the end.
It defeated me.
But it also made me realize
that I need to get to know myself.
Because if I don't, I won't move forward.
Not in the app or real life.
I wanna move forward.
I really do.
Thanks to Sexify,
I realized I have a body.
A body which will let me achieve
everything my heart desires.
And I want to achieve a lot.
I want to feel that I can become
whoever I desire.
That is pleasure as well.
And to know that thousands of women
are able to turn on Sexify
and experience
different kinds of pleasure.
As many as they like.
Wonderful job.
That was our last team today.
The committee needs time to confer.
Let's take a short break.
A moment!
You're all expelled.
Yes, sir.
And you're fired.
Wonderful.
Well.
I'm sorry.
You have destroyed my gel.
Hey.
How did you get here?
I know the city very well.
Not that I like it, but I know it.
You were amazing.
I don't know, Mom.
But I do.
I'm so proud of you.
I wanted to apologize.
I said too much during Easter.
I've never been good
at talking about my feelings either.
Dear students and teachers.
The goal of the National Ministry
Startup Competition
is to find not only the singular project
which demonstrates the most impressive
technological skill,
but a project that is going to be useful
for the biggest number of users.
That is why there can only be
just one winner.
The project that our society
has been waiting for,
the project this year we believe
will completely, totally change our lives
is…
the watch that turns
into a drone that takes selfies!
Created by the team from the University
of Information Technology in Katowice.
Congratulations.
Did we lose that contest
to a drone that takes selfies?
It's just so absurd.
The drone is clearly an answer
to our society's most burning needs.
We put so much on the line.
And for nothing.
Actually, I don't really feel
like I've risked anything.
And I would have never thought
that we would get this far at all.
This isn't all that far.
What do you mean?
We were one step away
from cash for a super project.
That's the thing. A step.
Anyway, I'm still proud of us.
You know what?
- It can't end like this.
- No. Apparently, it can.
- I'm off. I need to do something.
- Where are you going?
To find something I really care about
and fight for it.
What?
Know what we have to do?
Move out of the dorm.
MY SUITCASE DOESN'T WANT TO GO ;(
Know what?
Later. I have a thing
to take care of, too.
Adam!
Adam!
- Hello?
- Can you turn around, please?
No, the other way round.
I mean, this way but up a bit more.
Uh…
What?
What are you doing here?
Are we going to see each other again?
Hmm…
Depends on you.
I'm not the one who's leaving forever.
I'm not leaving forever.
Yeah?
No.
I'm coming back in two weeks.
Okay.
I like you.
I like you too.
Though I'm just getting to know you.
And to be honest,
I'm just getting to know myself.
I'd like to know you too.
Okay.
Although I'm warning you.
I might start to like you even more.
Here you go, all the required documents.
The appraisal will be ready in a few days.
Super.
The profits for the second quarter
exceeded my expectations.
By seven million euros…
A minute.
Excuse me.
I don't want you to hear it
from anyone else, so I'll cut to it.
I got expelled from school.
And not because I'm weak or dumb.
It's just I wasn't ready for all of it.
But now I am. I and I alone…
Alone, will choose my major myself.
Besides, I'm not with Konrad
and never will be.
- But he cares about you.
- No. He cares about you, Dad.
Oh.
And the most important thing.
I took out a mortgage on the flat
to start my business.
Either way, I still have a say here.
I paid for that with my own money.
- Just listen.
- No, you listen.
That sex app thing…
is a brilliant idea.
I looked into your project.
I asked around town.
I like to keep tabs on my competition.
Don't let anyone buy you out.
Most importantly,
don't let anyone rob you.
If you're ever in the need
of legal counsel or…
advice from an old expert,
I'll give you a discount.
And if you wanna just talk about
random stuff, not work-related…
that'll be free.
Thank you.
Hey.
So, what now?
We can start thinking about it tomorrow.
Mm-hmm.
Tomorrow works for me.
You got hitched?
On the contrary.
- Should I congratulate you then?
- Yes. Definitely, yes.
Woo!
Do you know anyone
who can rent us an apartment?
We have to vacate the dorm by the morning.
You'll stay at my place for now.
You already saved my life, so I owe you.
- What?
- I was sick of studying.
I was dreaming
of getting fucking kicked out.
And finally, they found a good reason.
And the sex app
Let the app go. It's over. Please.
Nothing good ever came of it.
I'm planning to develop it further.
Together, of course.
Yes.
We've created something really unique.
It helped us already.
And now,
we have to share it with other women.
Yeah, but in order to further develop
the app we would need
Cash. I know. I'm on it.
- And?
- And more people to work with us.
I'm on it.
Do you think we're going to be all right?
No.
- We'll be more than all right.
- And if not?
It will blow them away,
and let them all fuck themselves.
Woo!
Woo!
Orgasm!
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
You're running away from home?
What? No, I'm just going to Warsaw now.
To Warsaw? What for?
Natalia has her contest today.
I have to support her somehow.
- Yeah. Does she know about it?
- I wanna surprise her.
We live in a time where life moves
at a very fast tempo.
Times of emancipation,
tolerance, of equality and respect.
And still, one topic remains taboo.
The female orgasm.
Did you know nothing much
has changed in this regard?
Marie?
The female orgasm is an issue
that is being dismissed and disregarded.
- Despite it being important
- Are you ready?
- I am.
- Let's go to the school then.
Does that mean
everything between us is okay?
I'm sorry.
- I think the last time I said too much
- Apology not accepted.
What? How come?
I'm sick and tired of you
and everybody else
telling me how to live my life.
I wasn't trying to tell you
Maybe I'm with Mariusz because it happened
and I study that dumb chemistry
because I didn't have a better idea,
but that's over.
I don't know who I am.
But I definitely know who I'm not.
I'm not a person who gives up
on months of hard work
because of a silly argument with a friend
who's a bit of a know-it-all. Let's go.
Monika coming?
- Hey.
- Hi.
I'm glad that you came.
How are you living on your own?
As you can see.
Hmm.
Thank you.
What's the occasion?
You always support me
and don't want anything in return.
Hmm.
It's normal.
But it's not.
With Dad, it's not.
I know what he's like.
He has his ups and downs,
but you don't have to be enemies.
And if you find something
that you really passionately care about…
then fight for it.
- What are you doing here?
- Tell him to get back right now
or he'll get hurt.
She said that you should get back
or you'll get hurt.
Well, you can tell her
that a person kicked out
isn't allowed to compete.
He says they'll kick us out of school
and you're not allowed to compete.
You tell him
that we haven't been kicked out yet,
unless he appointed himself
dean overnight.
She says that nobody's kicked us out yet,
unless you
- You tell her
- You tell him
- Tell her
- You tell him
- Tell
- Tell him
You tell her that she'll be surprised.
You tell him that he'll also be surprised.
Very surprised.
Know what? Finish in the chatroom.
Come in, please.
Let me be brief here
so that the winning team has time
to work on their project
and finalize their presentation.
With 65 percent of the votes,
the winning team is…
Natalia Dumała, Monika Nowicka,
and Paulina Malinowska.
This is the project
for the Ministry's competition!
Come up, girls, let them see you.
No!
Everybody out!
Off you go now!
Come on.
I just need Malinowska, Dumała and…
Nowicka.
- Morning.
- Hello.
I've carefully considered
your situation, and well…
I've decided on a proposition.
Normally, I would just throw you all out.
But in every statement
made by people I interviewed
who were using your…
Copulation Station, they state
they were knowingly participating
in a research project
that you were developing at my university
for your classes with Dr. Krynicki.
This creates a problem.
I don't want the world to know
that someone was running,
under my jurisdiction,
a scientific brothel.
And I know surely this will happen
if I expel you girls from my school.
Because inevitably,
everyone will ask why I did it.
That's why I'm not throwing you out. Now…
I'm ordering all the research
relating to this project end immediately.
This project is now canceled.
Dr. Krynicki will provide me with all
documentation connected to this project.
Everything will be destroyed.
- But
- Don't. I don't want to hear it.
- And I don't want to see you again.
- No, but sir, you can't
- Natalia.
- We have a competition in a few hours.
We're already signed up.
And one more thing.
If any of you don't comply
with the rules that I have set,
and I hear even a single word about this…
porn app again,
you'll be expelled
on disciplinary grounds.
And even your father's name
won't help you, young lady.
Jesus, Natalia! What are you wearing?
Did you apply for a job as a maid?
I wanna work for you here.
I'd like to kindly remind you
that you actually do work here.
You just rarely come in.
- I need a real job with a real contract.
- That's a fat chance.
- I promise I'll come regularly. On time.
- A fine recommendation, but no.
But why not?
With a proper employment contract,
you'll feel cozy and safe.
But it would be the death of you.
I lost to Nanogel!
Why can't I work in IT?
Because you're a different kind of breed.
You might be a small one.
But you're a tough one.
I'd say you're a member
of the weasel family.
Hmm, no.
Natalia.
I'll tell you something true about me.
For years now, I haven't lost anything,
but I haven't gained anything.
So that's that.
Are you sure you want to work for me
for the rest of your life?
How'd it go?
Not too well.
At least we won't get expelled.
Super. Uh…
Should I unpack these?
- No, I'll do it when I get back.
- From where?
I was supposed to pick up
the wedding dress.
- Today?
- A week ago.
So, why are you only doing it today?
- I had other things on my mind.
- Okay.
But then, since you're not
the app project with Natalia
didn't work out,
you're gonna have more time
for everything else now, right?
I should get the dress now.
MY PROFILE
DAY OF CYCLE: 0, INTERCOURSE: 0
NO DATA
YOUR PLACE OR MINE?
YOURS.
- Have a nice you know.
- Thank you.
Where's Adam?
You could say "hello," you know?
Radzymińska Street, 22.
Thank you.
What are you doing here?
Uh, I just wanted to help you carry it.
It must weigh a ton.
Jesus!
I called a taxi for us.
Okay.
What are we doing here?
I just have to talk to Tymen
about something.
Thirty zlotys, sir.
- Thank you, good sir.
- Thank you.
It'll take a minute, okay?
Okay.
Excuse me.
Could I take a moment of your time?
- Me?
- Yes, you. Now.
- Why?
- Relax. Everything's fine. It's all right.
What are you doing?
Could I ask you to…
Excuse me?
Could you stand just over there?
Yes, thank you, ma'am. Hey, dude.
Excuse me!
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
Could I ask for your help, sir?
- Me?
- Yes.
- Sure. What for?
- If you could stand in that spot.
Okay.
You said I wasn't planning
anything extraordinary, right?
- You mean the wedding?
- Yeah, the wedding.
- Right now?
- Yes. Here and now.
Oh, if you both want to, now.
Excuse me, will you be witnesses
for the wedding?
- Of course. I would love to.
- Absolutely.
Thank you.
Do you love me?
Yes.
You want a small, low-key wedding, right?
Yes.
Why not do it here and now?
I'm sorry.
Maybe this was a dumb idea.
It was a wonderful idea, Mariusz.
Yeah?
I think I need a break.
Yes! I mean, I w-wanted, with the wedding…
I wanted to come up
with something spontaneous
Mariusz.
I need a longer break, I mean.
What?
I want to move out.
Oh, God. I'm sorry. That wedding thing,
I was just improvising.
It's not about that.
It's about me.
All this time I've been following
a pattern, copying my parents.
It was…
something I saw on commercials.
I need a hard reset.
Is this about a different guy?
No, Mariusz.
It's about a girl.
It's me.
- Counting your fertile days?
- No.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
BRAVE
It's all here.
It's all here.
It's a beta version of the app
I've developed with my friends.
"Step one.
Look each other's in the eyes
for two minutes straight."
- Doesn't make sense, though.
- Show me.
All right. Let's do step one then.
No, you don't.
Oh. Hey.
- Hey.
- How do you know where I live?
Um, your sister sold you out.
Oh, okay.
Come on in.
Please.
- Going somewhere?
- Um, to my parents.
- What kind of tea do you want?
- It doesn't matter.
I came here to…
Something happened?
The dean canceled my project.
The app?
What for?
They busted the Copulation Station,
and the dean got scared
that it might be a brothel
and gave us an ultimatum:
either graduate or do the competition.
I believed in myself too much.
I don't even know
why I'm telling you this.
It's no problem.
That's what friends are for.
So, have a good trip.
Um, thank you.
Anytime, buddy.
I'VE ENTERED A NEW
PATH OF LIFE!
FORGET ABOUT LEADING DANCES AT THE WEDDING
Are you're sure about it?
Yes.
It's a really strange and new feeling.
But, uh…
yeah, I'm sure about it.
What are you gonna do now?
I don't know yet.
- And you?
- About what?
Our sex app.
The app chapter is officially closed.
Why's that?
Well, I'm not giving up my studies
just for some app.
Some app?
Natalia, this is your app.
- Diploma's more important.
- Um, according to who?
Suddenly you stopped caring
about your education?
If they want to kick you out of here,
then they don't appreciate you.
It's their loss!
Paulina, I have to graduate
from university!
I need something. Anything..
I thought that if there was person who'd
sacrifice everything to reach their goal,
then it was you.
That's how we're different,
and that's how I've learned from you.
That's why we're here today,
and that is why…
we do what we do.
- Hello?
- Our app works.
What?
You had an orgasm? Without Konrad?
The orgasm is one thing.
What I experienced is something new.
It was a super dimension
of feeling everything.
Sex and total pleasure.
And the app was what got me there.
Our app is working!
And it'll get other women there as well.
I'm totally sure of it! Yeah!
Bye.
You hear that?
- What's the plan of action?
- We'll talk to Krynicki. He'll let us.
- What about the creep and his gel?
- We are the ones who won the vote.
But he's here and they won't allow
two projects from one school.
- First, let's talk to Krynicki, okay?
- Okay.
Creeper's here.
If he sees us, there'll be trouble.
I know.
We should wait somewhere
Krynicki will definitely go.
Where's that?
- Why are you here?
- We're getting ourselves expelled.
- You wanna pitch?
- Yes.
- No.
- Why not?
- The dean's on the committee.
- What?
The deans of all Polish tech universities
are members of the committee.
The dimwit will crush us.
He'll crush you three first and then me.
There's no way we're backing out now.
You were the one
who motivated me to do it.
You're the reason I started doing this.
You told me about the risk
and the opportunity.
Please, you can't abandon us now
because that would be weak,
and you're not a weak guy.
In other words, you are our only hope now.
No.
That's what you are.
My hope.
Yeah?
Of getting kicked out
and not turning into a sad dean
who crushes the dreams
of some of his best students.
All right.
How do you wanna do this?
- How do I look?
- Super.
- Good. You're good.
- Hi.
Hello, sir.
You feel good?
- I'm great.
- Good. Okay.
You know, I wanted
I just have a few ideas
for improving your presentation.
Yeah. But at this point, I don't know
if we should change anything.
We're on in 15 minutes.
I know, but trust me,
let's go discuss this in private.
Unless you want to talk
in front of your whole team?
Hey.
Okay, they don't understand anyway.
Let's go.
All right. Later then.
- I'll be right back.
- All right.
Want a jelly-worm?
What ideas did you have in mind, sir?
Uh, in a second,
we have a staff room here.
What's going on?
I'll leave you guys to it.
I won't get involved. Hmm?
What are you doing here?
I'm here to win the contest.
I should go. It's almost our turn.
Wait a sec. I want to ask you to politely
back down and to let us pitch our project.
My dear girl,
you should know I gave up years of my life
to get to where I am today.
Me too. However, I played fair.
But this is war, dear.
You know all is fair in war.
I know you don't like my app
Wait a minute. Your app is fantastic.
I can see how people react to your idea.
I think it's awesome,
but it needs more work still.
Well, at this stage, maybe.
But if I get the funding
from the Ministry, I can fix
At this stage,
you'll only make a fool of yourself.
Pour your project right down the drain
with all your work.
- That's not true.
- It is.
You've caused us a lot of trouble
This is the last opportunity to fix it.
Do it.
Know what? Give me a break.
And?
- I couldn't convince him.
- So what did you do?
I acted spontaneously.
NANOGEL
Natalia?
Natalia, what are you doing?
Natalia?
All right, let's go.
It'll be all right.
Please welcome the representatives
of the University of Technology in Warsaw
and their project: Nanogel.
- Sexify.
- What?
Sexify.
Sexify. Ladies and gentlemen,
this will be fun.
Uh, but no, uh…
Wait, no, these…
These are not the representatives
of my school, sir.
What now?
We chose a different project.
Ladies and gentlemen,
there seems to be a misunderstanding.
Please, ladies, exit the stage now.
But, uh, do we have another presentation?
I don't understand.
This is the project
that represents our university.
My name is Dr. Krynicki.
In the course of the past few months,
I've been developing this project
- with students in the IT department.
- Enough, that's enough. Be quiet.
University has not yet approved this.
Uh, ladies, please exit the stage.
Okay, but in that case,
is the University of Technology in Warsaw
not going to present a project?
If that's so, we have to put that
in the report.
So, you have to…
report that?
No need to report this.
I guess…
I must have been mistaken.
Okay, so can we start now?
- Yeah.
- Let's begin!
In today's society,
the female orgasm
is surrounded by more myths
than the harmful effects of eating gluten.
The three of us
decided to tackle the main myth.
That it's difficult for women
to achieve pleasure.
In sex.
That pleasure for women
is just a… side effect
and is not a goal in itself.
Let's take a look at the data.
Most recent studies show that
the overwhelming majority of people
believe that a woman
has only three erogenous zones.
The truth is, that women have
at least 18 erogenous zones.
The most important being…
brain.
Our application is designed
to help women discover themselves.
To discover pleasure
provided to them by their own bodies.
Uh, how does it work?
First off, the woman puts in the data.
Physical data:
how she feels, what she likes
and what she doesn't like in sex.
The app analyzes all the data
and then generates a map
of the female body
with an exact guide
on how to stimulate it.
The woman can use it on her own
or pass it on to her partner
who can help her achieve
the highest levels of pleasure.
Well, okay then, but do you have research?
I I'm not sure
you can call it that
under the circumstances.
But, can you prove to us
the app really works?
Yes. We have conducted extensive research.
We have tested 134 women during 379
Exactly, what kind of research?
Well, we had couples fill in…
surveys…
um, which I then used for…
writing an algorithm.
Excuse me, ladies.
Do you have any documentation?
Something with more merit to it.
With all due respect to you,
this looks to me like a student prank,
and not serious research.
How would you research
something like that?
We just asked our female friends
if they'd be willing to share
their experiences with us
for the sake of developing this app.
And you know what?
They chose to share.
Because maybe for people like you,
this seems like a joke,
but for people like us, it's a real need.
A real problem.
It took me a few months to realize that
there is so much more to a female orgasm
and sex than what we're taught
as students in biology.
There's so much more
than society leads us women to believe.
more than society, and you,
the men of this committee.
And I've tested this app on myself.
This afternoon.
And it's working.
And it works very well.
This is app is a revolutionary approach
to female pleasure.
Which, trust me on this,
makes the world go round.
This application was made
by women for women.
It's for women of all ages.
- For students.
- For wives and non-wives.
And for all the other women
who want to decide for themselves.
The app is for me.
I don't know how to talk
about my feelings or about my needs.
I don't know how to communicate.
I run away.
Even today I had a chance
to talk to someone that I really like
and care about, but I blew it.
Because I'm afraid.
I'm afraid of my body, of my needs.
I'm afraid to name things
that I find to be attractive and exciting.
I'm afraid of it all.
The algorithm that I have created
never allowed me
to go through the whole app to the end.
It defeated me.
But it also made me realize
that I need to get to know myself.
Because if I don't, I won't move forward.
Not in the app or real life.
I wanna move forward.
I really do.
Thanks to Sexify,
I realized I have a body.
A body which will let me achieve
everything my heart desires.
And I want to achieve a lot.
I want to feel that I can become
whoever I desire.
That is pleasure as well.
And to know that thousands of women
are able to turn on Sexify
and experience
different kinds of pleasure.
As many as they like.
Wonderful job.
That was our last team today.
The committee needs time to confer.
Let's take a short break.
A moment!
You're all expelled.
Yes, sir.
And you're fired.
Wonderful.
Well.
I'm sorry.
You have destroyed my gel.
Hey.
How did you get here?
I know the city very well.
Not that I like it, but I know it.
You were amazing.
I don't know, Mom.
But I do.
I'm so proud of you.
I wanted to apologize.
I said too much during Easter.
I've never been good
at talking about my feelings either.
Dear students and teachers.
The goal of the National Ministry
Startup Competition
is to find not only the singular project
which demonstrates the most impressive
technological skill,
but a project that is going to be useful
for the biggest number of users.
That is why there can only be
just one winner.
The project that our society
has been waiting for,
the project this year we believe
will completely, totally change our lives
is…
the watch that turns
into a drone that takes selfies!
Created by the team from the University
of Information Technology in Katowice.
Congratulations.
Did we lose that contest
to a drone that takes selfies?
It's just so absurd.
The drone is clearly an answer
to our society's most burning needs.
We put so much on the line.
And for nothing.
Actually, I don't really feel
like I've risked anything.
And I would have never thought
that we would get this far at all.
This isn't all that far.
What do you mean?
We were one step away
from cash for a super project.
That's the thing. A step.
Anyway, I'm still proud of us.
You know what?
- It can't end like this.
- No. Apparently, it can.
- I'm off. I need to do something.
- Where are you going?
To find something I really care about
and fight for it.
What?
Know what we have to do?
Move out of the dorm.
MY SUITCASE DOESN'T WANT TO GO ;(
Know what?
Later. I have a thing
to take care of, too.
Adam!
Adam!
- Hello?
- Can you turn around, please?
No, the other way round.
I mean, this way but up a bit more.
Uh…
What?
What are you doing here?
Are we going to see each other again?
Hmm…
Depends on you.
I'm not the one who's leaving forever.
I'm not leaving forever.
Yeah?
No.
I'm coming back in two weeks.
Okay.
I like you.
I like you too.
Though I'm just getting to know you.
And to be honest,
I'm just getting to know myself.
I'd like to know you too.
Okay.
Although I'm warning you.
I might start to like you even more.
Here you go, all the required documents.
The appraisal will be ready in a few days.
Super.
The profits for the second quarter
exceeded my expectations.
By seven million euros…
A minute.
Excuse me.
I don't want you to hear it
from anyone else, so I'll cut to it.
I got expelled from school.
And not because I'm weak or dumb.
It's just I wasn't ready for all of it.
But now I am. I and I alone…
Alone, will choose my major myself.
Besides, I'm not with Konrad
and never will be.
- But he cares about you.
- No. He cares about you, Dad.
Oh.
And the most important thing.
I took out a mortgage on the flat
to start my business.
Either way, I still have a say here.
I paid for that with my own money.
- Just listen.
- No, you listen.
That sex app thing…
is a brilliant idea.
I looked into your project.
I asked around town.
I like to keep tabs on my competition.
Don't let anyone buy you out.
Most importantly,
don't let anyone rob you.
If you're ever in the need
of legal counsel or…
advice from an old expert,
I'll give you a discount.
And if you wanna just talk about
random stuff, not work-related…
that'll be free.
Thank you.
Hey.
So, what now?
We can start thinking about it tomorrow.
Mm-hmm.
Tomorrow works for me.
You got hitched?
On the contrary.
- Should I congratulate you then?
- Yes. Definitely, yes.
Woo!
Do you know anyone
who can rent us an apartment?
We have to vacate the dorm by the morning.
You'll stay at my place for now.
You already saved my life, so I owe you.
- What?
- I was sick of studying.
I was dreaming
of getting fucking kicked out.
And finally, they found a good reason.
And the sex app
Let the app go. It's over. Please.
Nothing good ever came of it.
I'm planning to develop it further.
Together, of course.
Yes.
We've created something really unique.
It helped us already.
And now,
we have to share it with other women.
Yeah, but in order to further develop
the app we would need
Cash. I know. I'm on it.
- And?
- And more people to work with us.
I'm on it.
Do you think we're going to be all right?
No.
- We'll be more than all right.
- And if not?
It will blow them away,
and let them all fuck themselves.
Woo!
Woo!
Orgasm!