Teen Wolf s01e08 Episode Script

Well, your mom isn't the sheriff, okay? There's no comparison, trust me.
Can you at Ieast just tell me what we're doing out here? Yes.
When your best friend gets dumped I didn't get dumped.
We're taking a break.
AII right, well, when your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break You get your best friend drunk.
Dude, you know, she's just one One girl.
You know, there are so many There are so many other girls in the sea.
-Fish in the sea.
-Fish? Why you talking about fish? I'm talking about girls.
(EXHALES) I Iove girls.
I Iove them.
I Iove Especially ones with strawberry blond hair, green eyes, 5'3" -Like Lydia? -Yeah, exactly.
Hey, how did you know I was talking about About What was I talking about? Hey, you're not happy.
Take a drink.
I don't want any more.
You're not drunk? I'm not anything.
Hey, maybe it's Iike Maybe it's Iike not needing your inhaler anymore, you know.
Maybe you can't get drunk as a wolf.
Am I drunk? You're wasted.
Yeah! Oh, come on, dude, I know it feels bad.
I know it hurts.
I know.
Well, I don't know.
(CHUCKLES) But I know this.
I know that as much as being broken up hurts, being alone is way worse.
(CHUCKLING) That didn't make any sense.
I need a drink.
Well, Iook at the two Iittle bitches getting their drink on.
I think he wants a drink.
I want the bottle.
Scott, maybe we should just go.
You brought me here to get me drunk, Stiles.
I'm not drunk yet.
Give me the bottle.
(DISTORTED) Give me the bottle of Jack.
Scott? Okay, please tell me that was because of the breakup.
Or 'cause tomorrow's the full moon? Going home now, yeah? (PANTS) How about we just go? How about you just shut up? Come on, man, I'm freezing my junk off out here.
Help! Help, please! Help me! Somebody help me! Help me! PIease, God, help me! (SCREAMING) PIease! No! No, no, no, please! No! PIease, no! No! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! No! NEWSCASTER ON RADIO: beautiful Monday morning, Beacon Hills High School is back open after being closed Thursday and Friday.
Police search continues for alleged killer Derek Hale (RADIO STOPS PLAYING) We should probably set this to buzzer.
-You alive in there? -No.
Not ready to go back to school? No.
You want to stay home another day? -No.
-Want a brand new car? (GASPS) Me, too.
This isn't just about what happened at the school, right? I mean, it's about what's-her-name.
Do you want to talk about it? (SIGHS) Not with you.
Hey, I've been through a few breakups myself, you know.
I mean, disastrous ones, actually.
I don't care about your breakups, Mom.
I'm gonna get her back.
(SHANGRl-LA PLAYING) I don't want to die and go on offto paradise There are more fun places here that I can patronize And you, my friend, aren 't born again (SIGHS) Dad, if you're going to insist on driving me to school, you at Ieast have to Iet me out of the car.
St.
Peter, don 't you call me 'Cause I can 't go I love my friends in hell As above and so below Kate, what's your opinion on home schooling? Hmm, well, you know, I'm more of a Iearning-by-doing kind of girl.
What's your opinion on overprotective dads who keep ruining their daughters' Iives? -Thank you.
-You're welcome.
-So, Chris -Don't.
Just Your Iook communicates it perfectly.
Yes, I underestimated the danger.
Yes, we should've acted sooner.
Yes, I should've Iistened to you.
Anything else? Or does that cover it? AII I was going to say is you need to stop and get some gas.
(RINGS) It's just weird.
Everybody's talking about what happened the other night, and nobody knows it was us.
(SCOFFS) Thank you for the protection of minors.
Lydia, do you think I made the wrong decision? About that jacket with that dress? (SCOFFS) Absolutely.
You know what I mean.
Hello? Scott Iocked us in that classroom and Ieft us for dead.
He's Iucky we're not pressing charges or making him pay our therapy bills.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS) We've been watching his family's house.
He could wind up there.
Give me a second, please.
-(SIGHS) Don't you have a test to get to? -What's going on? Did you find Derek yet? I'm workin' on it.
You go take your test.
-AII right, Dad, Iisten to me.
-Go! This is really important.
You have to be careful tonight, okay? Especially tonight.
Stiles, I'm always careful.
Dad, you've never dealt with this kind of thing before, okay? At Ieast not Iike this.
I know, which is why I brought in people who have.
State detective.
Go take your test.
(SIGHS) AIIison.
Mr.
McCall, please take a seat.
You have 45 minutes to complete the test.
simply by writing your name on the cover of the blue book.
However, as happens every year, one of you will inexplicably fail to put your name on the cover, and I'II be Ieft yet again questioning my decision to ever become a teacher.
So Iet's get the disappointment over with.
Begin.
(CLOCK TICKING) (LOUD SCRATCHING) (LOUD CLICKING) (EXAGGERATED AMBIENT SOUNDS) (COUGHING) (PHONE VIBRATING) (DRUMMING) Mr.
McCall? Mr.
Stilinski! Scott? Scott? (PHONE RINGING IN DISTANCE) (WATER RUNNING) (PHONE STOPS RINGING) (SIGHS) (SCOTT GASPING) Stiles, I can't What's happening? Are you changing? No.
No, I can't breathe.
(CHOKING) Here, use this.
Come on, do it.
(SCOTT GASPING) (SPRAYS) (BREATHING HEAVILY) -I was having an asthma attack? -No, you were having a panic attack.
But thinking you were having an asthma attack actually stopped the panic attack.
Irony.
How did you know to do that? I used to get them after my mom died.
Not fun, huh? I Iooked at her, and it was Iike someone hit me in the ribs with a hammer.
Yeah, it's called heartbreak.
About two billion songs written about it.
I can't stop thinking about her.
Well, you could think about this, her dad's a werewolf hunter, and you're a werewolf, so it was bound to become an issue.
That wasn't helpful.
(SIGHS) Dude, I mean, yeah, you got dumped, and it's supposed to suck.
No, that's not it.
It was Iike I could feel everything in the room, everyone else's emotions.
It's got to be the full moon.
So we'II Iock you up in your room Iater just Iike we planned.
That way the AIpha, who is your boss, can't get to you, either.
I think we need to do a Iot more than Iock me in my room.
What, you mean because if you get out, you'd be caught by hunters? No.
Because if I get out, I think I might kill someone.
So, what, another night of kicking through Ieaves in the woods? I prefer to think of it as another night of trying to keep innocent people from being killed.
A Iist which now includes my daughter.
How do we know it won't try going after her again? It won't go after AIIison.
It won't have any target at all, not on a full moon.
How come? An AIpha is Iike any other werewolf on a full moon.
It struggles under its sway, which means tonight is our best chance to catch it, when it's unfocused.
Yeah, but what if it has a reason to stay focused? Do you know something we don't? I just don't Iike surprises.
But you're the expert, so you tell me.
What about Derek? He's smarter than that.
He won't be out tonight.
There's cops everywhere.
And if for some reason he is If he is, you find him, you kill him, you cut him in half.
Anybody want a cookie? (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (CHUCKLES) Oh, you got something on your Let me.
(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
You want the bite? What? Do you want a bite? Oh.
No.
Thanks.
Are you doing okay? I mean, since the other night? Better than I thought I would be.
You still thinking about everything that happened? Mostly about Scott.
I haven't talked to him.
JACKSON: Probably a good idea.
You don't think I made a mistake, do you? No.
In fact, I think he got exactly what he deserves.
(BLOWS WHISTLE) AII right, geniuses, Iisten up.
Due to the recent pinkeye epidemic, thank you, Greenberg, the following people have made first Iine on a probationary basis, emphasis on the word "probationary.
" Rodriguez.
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE) Welcome to first Iine.
Taylor, and, uh Oh, for the Iove of crap.
I can't even read my own writing.
What is that, an "S"? No, no, that's not an "S.
" That's a That's a That's a "B.
" That's a "B.
" It's definitely a "B.
" Uh, Rodriguez, Taylor, and Bilinski.
(WHOOPING) (YELLS) Yeah! -Bilinski! -Yes? Shut up! -(PLAYERS CHUCKLING) -STILES: Yes, sir.
-Stiles.
-It's Biles.
Call me Biles, or I swear to God I'II kill you.
Another thing.
From here on out, immediately, we're switching to co-captains.
Congratulations, McCall.
What? What do you mean, what? Jackson, this takes nothing away from you.
This is about combining separate strengths into one unit.
This is about taking your unit, McCall's unit, we're making one big unit.
McCall, it's you and Jackson now.
Everybody else (BLOWS WHISTLE) Asses on the field! Asses on the field! Dude, can you believe this? You're a captain.
I'm first Iine.
(CHUCKLING) I'm first freaking Iine! Don't think we're gonna Iet this go.
He's not gonna be much of a co-captain in traction.
Yeah, 'cause it's not Iike he scores more than anyone else.
Oh, is that the opinion of my best friend? The opinion of your best friend is, who the hell cares who's team captain? -He's a good player.
-(SIGHS) And you need to seriously get a grip.
Let it go.
Are you not freaking out? I'm freaking out.
What's the point? It's just a stupid title.
And I could practically smell the jealousy in there.
Wait, you smelled jealousy? Yeah, it's Iike the full moon's turned everything up to 10.
Huh.
Can you pick up on stuff Iike, I don't know, desire? (SIGHS) -What do you mean, desire? -Like sexual desire? -Sexual desire? -Yeah, sexual desire.
Lust, passion, arousal.
-From Lydia? -What? No, in a general, broad sense, can you determine sexual desire? -From Lydia to you? -Fine, yes, from Lydia to me.
Look, I need to know if I have a chance with this girl, okay? I've been obsessing over her since the third freaking grade.
Why don't you just ask her? Well, to save myself utterly crushing humiliation.
Thank you, Scott.
Okay? So, please, can you just go up and ask her if she Iikes me? See if her heartbeat rises, or pheromones come out.
Fine.
I Iove you.
I Iove you.
You're my best friend in the whole world.
Hey, Lydia? Can we talk for a second? Of course.
Is this about the other night? You needed someone to talk to? Just I needed to ask you something.
Do you Do you know if AIIison still Iikes me? Of course she still Iikes you.
-Really? -She'II always Iike you.
As friends.
Just friends.
Just friends.
If you ask me.
Of course, nobody asks me, she made a big mistake.
Ask me how I know that.
How? Because I know you Iocked us in there to protect us.
Because I know that when a guy risks his Iife for you, you should be grateful.
Are you grateful? I think you'd be pretty surprised at just how grateful I can be.
(BAD KARMA PLAYING) You better believe in karma Baby, it's gonna sting The wheel oflife's gonna do you in So I don 't really ha ve to do a thing You took me outta my money -Hey.
What happened? -What? What do you mean, what? Did you ask her? Did she say anything? Did she say she Iiked me? -Did she imply she Iiked me? -Yeah.
Yeah, she Iikes you.
In fact, she's totally into you.
You know what I think? Damn, bad karma 's a bitch BOY: He's hot, he's hot, he's hot! FINSTOCK: (BLOWS WHISTLE) Let's go, next! Perfect.
Scott, you okay, dude? Look, I know we just got good news and all, but there's still seven hours till the full moon, okay? FINSTOCK: Let's go! (FINSTOCK LAUGHING) Guess some people don't appreciate your new status there, McCall.
Who's next? Let's go.
You have a problem with that, Bilinski? What? Yeah, no.
Ah, you're up, big boy.
Let's go! That's it, McCall! That's the spirit! You earn it! Earn it, McCall! (BLOWS WHISTLE) (PLAYER GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) JACKSON: Danny! BOY: Oh, man, did you see that? JACKSON: Danny! BOY: Didn't hit him that hard.
Are you okay, dude? Danny, are you okay? -Dude, what the hell are you doing? -What? He's twice the size of me.
Come on, break it up.
STILES: Yeah, but everybody Iikes Danny.
Now everybody's gonna hate you.
I don't care.
LYDIA: Is he okay? Yeah, it Iooks Iike he just has a bloody nose -What? -Your Iipstick.
Oh, huh, wonder how that happened.
Yeah.
I wonder.
Right, now, you can't tell your father about this, because he'II kill me.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, what's our hapless victim's name? ALLISON: Mr.
Bear.
You named your teddy bear Mr.
Bear? That's, Iike, the worst teddy bear name in the world.
I was five years old.
AII right, well, just shoot your unimaginatively named bear and put it out of its misery.
(LAUGHS) See, now, that's what I'm talking about.
See, if you would have had that the other night, you would have just Whoa, wait a minute.
I thought you wanted to Iearn how to do this, sweetie.
I just don't know what happened.
With Scott? Oh.
Listen, my gorgeous, young niece, you're gonna break hearts Ieft and right, okay? And he was Iucky to have gotten the tiny, Iittle taste of AIIison Argent's world that he got.
(SOBS) But it just It felt so right with him.
And then he just started acting so strange, and now I don't know what to believe.
Well, sweetie, he's a guy.
You can't believe anything.
It's just the whole thing with Derek Hale the other night and Scott saying he didn't know him, but I saw them together.
Hold on.
Wait, back up.
Scott knows Derek? AIIeged killer Derek? -Are they friends? -No.
Not really.
I mean, at Ieast that's what he said.
How about you tell me everything that Scott said about Derek.
What do you mean by everything? I mean everything.
Scott? Stiles.
Key! Yeah.
I had one made, so That doesn't surprise me.
It scares me, but it doesn't surprise me.
What is that? -Uh, school project.
-Hmm.
Stiles, he's okay, right? Who? Scott? Yeah.
Totally.
He just doesn't talk to me that much anymore, not Iike he used to.
Well, he's had a bit of a rough week.
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Yeah.
-Um, okay.
Be careful tonight.
-You, too.
-Full moon.
-What? There's a full moon tonight.
You should see how the ER gets.
Brings out all the nut jobs.
-Yeah.
-Oh.
Right.
You know, it's actually where they came up with the word "Iunatic.
" Oh, my God! Dude.
You scared the hell out of me.
Your mom said you weren't home yet.
I came in through the window.
Okay.
Uh, well, Iet's get this set up.
-I want you to see what I bought.
-I'm fine.
I'm just gonna Iock the door and go to bed early tonight.
You sure about that? 'Cause you've got this kind of serial killer Iook going on in your eyes, and I'm hoping it's the full moon taking effect, 'cause it's really starting to freak me out.
I'm fine.
You should go now.
AII right, I'II Ieave.
Well, Iook, would you just at Ieast Iook in the bag and see what I bought? You know, maybe you use it, maybe you don't.
Sound good? You think I'm gonna Iet you put these on and chain me up Iike a dog? Actually, no.
(GRUNTS) What the hell are you doing? Protecting you from yourself and giving you some payback.
For making out with Lydia.
(PSYCHASTHENlA PLAYING) Could you map this globe With a torment slowly rose? (CHUCKLES) What are you doing here? Oh, I was just thinking I might get back into something I haven't done for a while.
What about you? Oh, uh, for Danny.
McCall bashed him pretty hard on the field.
Why do I get the feeling you could use someone to talk to? Is it that obvious? Maybe 'cause I'm kind of feeling the same way.
I brought you some water.
SCOTT: I'm gonna kill you! You kissed her, Scott, okay? You kissed Lydia.
That's, Iike, the one girl that I And, you know, the past three hours, I've been thinking, it's probably just the full moon, you know, he doesn't even know what he's doing, and tomorrow, he'II be totally back to normal.
He probably won't even remember what a complete dumbass he's been.
A son of a bitch, a freaking unbelievable piece of crap friend.
She kissed me.
What? I didn't kiss her.
She kissed me.
She would have done a Iot more, too.
You should have seen the way she had her hands all over me.
She would have done anything I wanted.
Anything! (CLICKS TONGUE) If I tell you something, will you promise not to Iaugh? I would never Iaugh at you.
I don't think it was Derek in the school.
Neither do I.
(SCOTT GRUNTING) Stiles, please Iet me out.
It's the full moon, I swear.
You know I wouldn't do any of this on purpose.
(BREATHING HEAVILY) PIease, Stiles, Iet me out.
It's starting to hurt.
It's not Iike the first time.
It's the full moon.
It's AIIison breaking up with me.
I know that it's not just taking a break.
She broke up with me.
And it's killing me.
I feel completely hopeless.
Just, please, Iet me out.
I can't.
No, no, no! (GRUNTING) (SCREAMING) Is there something else? Okay, AIIison, just because you can't trust Scott, doesn't mean you can't trust anybody.
But that's the thing.
There are people Iying to me, people closer to me than Scott.
Who? My father.
And it's not Iike I don't realize we're not exactly the most normal family on the block.
Not every teenage girl comes home to a garage full of GIocks and AK-47s.
But, um I just have this weird feeling Iike my dad knows more about what happened in the school than we do.
(SCOTT SCREAMING) (SCOTT GROWLING) (HANDCUFFS JANGLE) Scott, are you okay? Scott? And I saw someone standing in the hall, but But, I mean, it might have been Derek, but I couldn't see any features.
It was (SIGHS) It was just this kind of black shape.
(SCOTT GRUNTS) Here's where it gets really hard to explain.
The guy Or whatever it was It just got down on all fours, and then just took off.
On all fours, Iike hands and knees? No, Iike hands and feet.
Like an animal.
He moved Iike an animal.
(GROWLING) (ROARS) Well, then how do you know it wasn't an animal? Because when he was standing up he Iooked Iike a guy.
Then what was it? What was that? (GRUNTS) No, don't! Don't! (GROWLING) (ROARS) Stop! Scott, stop! (GRUNTING) (ROARING) (ROARING) (PANTING) What's happening to me? Exactly what he wants to happen.
STILES: No, no, no.
(TIRES SCREECH) Dad? Dad? Has anyone seen my Has anyone seen my dad? STILINSKI: Stiles.
What are you doing here? That one's Stiles? KATE: Another friend of AIIison's.
Are you gonna tell me about that talk you had with her? You tell me something first.
That night you came across those two Betas, one of them was smaller, right? Hmm.
Well, was he just smaller? Or could he have been younger, too? (INAUDIBLE) Wait.
I can't do this.
I can't be this and be with AIIison.
(SIGHS) I need you to tell me the truth.
Is there a cure? For someone who was bitten? -I've heard of one.
I don't know if it's true.
-Well, what is it? You have to kill the one that bit you.
Kill the AIpha? (EXHALES) Scott.
If you help me find him, I'II help you kill him.
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