The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e08 Episode Script
Toddler Terrors of Time Travel
It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Hey Princess, I think I found
it!
Quick, Luigi! Let me see!
Luigi, you've done it!
I've been searching for this map
to The Doom Dancer Music Box for
years.
Come on! We've got to tell
Mario.
This could be the beginning of
the end of King Koopa!
The Doom Dancer Music Box is
said to possess great magical
power!
Crank it fast and it makes
everybody dance
faster-and-faster!
Crank it slow and it makes them
slowww downnn and stoppppp.
Hey! We could use this Doom
Dancer to keep King Koopa and
his brat-pack under control!!
Let's go get it!
It's hidden in Darkland's Temple
of Gloom.
Darkland! Darkland is Koopa's
own kingdom.
Besides, I-I hate dancing!
Relax, Luigi. We can do it! Just
follow my lead!
Why do I get the feeling this
trip could be dangerous to my
health?
When we get The Doom Dancer,
it'll be a lot more hazardous
for Koopa!
Come on, Let's Boogie!
Umph! Ooff!
Ouch! Hey who's standing on my
foot?
Quiet! You wanna wake the dead!?
You don't want Koopa to find out
we're in his kingdom, do ya?
Louder, louder! You dummy mummy!
Cad you see I gob a code?
What! Those besky blumbers are
here in Darkland?!
"Besky Blumbers"??? What are
"Besky Blumbers"?
Not "Besky Blumbers", Bigmouth.
Besky Blumbers!
That's a relief!
If it was "Pesky Plumbers", we'd
really be in trouble!
We'd drouble!
Id's the Bario Brothers add you
dree godda stob 'em!
Right, King Dad! Anything you
say.
We'll stob those Bario Brothers.
Theb dob jusd stad there!
Bones here will show you their
drail. Follow thad mummy!
Stop the music! We can't jump
that far!
A Mario Brother never says
can't, Luigi!
Try blasting those blocks,
Mario!
Huh
Start the music!
Uhh
Umph!
Whoa!
Whoa!
We're almost to the Temple of
Gloom!
Dry Bones Troopas!
Let's shake, rattle and roll
these bone-heads!
Gotcha!
I don't gotcha!
Those turtles take a licking and
come back kicking! What now?
Sock a block!
Temple of Gloom, here we come!
Yikes! Look out! Yow!
These Marios are tough! What do
you think they're up to?
The nerve of these guys
-sneaking into Darkland! Reminds
me of mmff.
I hate sneaky, unless I'm doing
the sneaking!
Whatever those Mario Brothers
are up to, we've gotta stop!
According to our map, the Doom
Dancer is in the inner temple.
Right through that door.
They have a map to The Doom
Dancer Music Box!
King-Dad always said the Doom
Dancer was just a legend!
Nope! It must be true!
If Mario gets it, we'll be
doomed to be good for good!
He'll control everything!
We'll be dancing to his tune,
singing his song, tap-dancing to
his timpani
No way! We'll let Mario find it.
Then we'll snatch it away from
him!
Yeah! Let's do an ambush!
Good idea. Gimme your string.
Ah not my Favorite string!
It's invaluable!
Oh there's a story behind this
string. Our great-grand
Koopa-mom.
Now we're sure the Mario
Brothers will have a pleasant
trip in Darkland!
It's really here!
Look out Mario, a Thwomp!
Whoa!
Oh no!
I got it! I got it! Bigmouth
Koopa calls for the ball, the
crowd roars.
No, I got it!
Oh Yeah? Well now I got it!
Uh, Bully, brother, old pal,
that thing doesn't work on me
and Cheatsy, does it?
I mean, you wouldn't make your
favorite Brother dance, would
ya?!
Now let's try it slow!
Now let's try a march.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Meet King Bully
Koopa, the new master of
Darkland.
The Doob Dancer Music Box! Gud
worb, Koopaligs. Led me dry it,
Bully!
You gotta be kidding, ex-King
Dad.
I'm gonna rule the entire world
starting with you!
Whad thad? My eard are stobbed
ub! I cad hear you! Speak ub!
He can't hear me???!!
Yeah, Bully. That means you
can't control him!
Gib id do me.
Do duh Koopa!
Do you suppose he takes
requests?
I hate to dance!
King-Dad is gonna pay for this!
Yeah. Dancing lessons are
expensive! .
Oh, how I lub this song!
cad make the whole Mushroom
Kingdom dance to their doom!
DO DUH KOOPA!
Do the Koopa Rip the boopa
Do a loop de loopa
Or you'll be a partypoopa
Everybody do the Koopa
Everybody shout and pout
Everybody. do the Koopa
Everybody shake your snout
Everybody do the Koopa
Everybody shake your scales
Everybody do the Koopa
Everybody wag your tails
Do the Koopa
Rip the boopa
Do a loop de loopa
Or you'll be a party poopa
Everybody' do the Koopa
nce you start, you can't stop ♪
Everybody do the Koopa
Bop, hop,
flop and slop and ♪
Rock-awk-awk until you
drop-drop-drop. ♪
Do the Koopa
Rip the boopa
Do the Koopa
Dis id har worb. My arb is
gebbing tired.!
Hey, Luigi, you got any
plumber's putty on you?
Hey, Mario, good thinking!
What?
Hey, Mar-
Hey Bario,gedding dired?
Reaby to bow dow add kiss my
feed?
Ha! Ha! No way, Koopa!
I gob id! I gob id!
Heads up, Toad!
Whoa!
I gob id! I reaby gob id! Da
Doom Dancer id mine!
Yeah, but we got the crank!
My claw's stug!
I'll help you, daddy dearest!
Whoa!
Oooff!
Umph!
Rrrrgh! I'mb qedding sdeamed!
I think that's our cue to leave!
Now look what you've done!
"It's all your fault!"
Boy, now I'm gettin' angry!
Have you ever seen me angry?
Well you're gonna see it!
Watch out!
Ah sounds like the Koopas are
back to playing their old kind
of music!
Hmmrn.
Those pesky Mario Brothers must
be up to something really
special.
Pull in the pasta, Mario!
Gee, I don't see why we have to
wear these dumb penguin suits.
The Princess is really counting
on this.
She'll be all dressed up and
want us to be, too.
I'm ready!
That's dressed up?
Next stop, the Real World, New
York City, and my favorite music
group!
Hey, guys, why so formal?
We're going to a Milli Vanilli
concert not a symphony!
Hehheh, sorry, guys.
I have a hard time figuring out
the Real World's weird customs.
It's okay.
The audience will be so busy
looking at Milli vanilli they
won't even notice what you guys
are wearing.
A Milli Vanilli concert!
I wonder what Kootie Pie is
gonna say?
Why does that prissy Princess
Toadstool get to go to a Real
World concert and not me?
Aren't you always telling us you
are the most powerful King there
ever was and I'm your favorite
only daughter? Hmm?
Kootie pie, my sweet
precious --eeek! -AAAKK!
Don't try to get on my good
side!
What good side?
I want to see Milli Vanilli!
I want to! I want to! I want to!
Yes, babycakes! You not only get
to see silly the Willies
Milli vanilli!
But you'll get to keep Billy
Manilli for your very own!
Milli Vanilli!
I get to keep 'em?! For real,
Daddy-ums?
Too cool. ah I have to go
change!
I can't wait to see you pull
this one off, King-daddy
Ooof!
Not me! We --Cheatsy-cums!
We're pulling this one off!
Fire up the Doom Ship!
Hello, New York!
Never saw so many tonsils in all
my life.
Hey how come we don't get this
kind of applause when we do good
plumbing?
Blame it on King Koopa!
Oommpph
WHOA!
I'll never wash my hand again!
Whoah! What an exit!
Didn't I tell you they were
great?!
Oh, no. It can't be!
Ha there's only one sneaky,
two-faced reptile who laughs
like that.
This is terrible! Milli Vanilli,
has been Koop-napped!
If we get to Kastle Koopa in
time, maybe we can save'em!
Let's warp!
Welcome to Kastle Koopa!
Hi, boys! I've been expecting
you!
Hey! Who's behind this mondo
bizarro joke?
We've got a concert to play.
Not so fast! You're playing for
me now!
I really dig your dread-locks.
Ooof! Well, I don't dig tails
and scaley lips!
I'll have you know I'm a Royal
Reptile and I command you to
play a private concert for me
--this instant!!!
And if we don't?
I'll turn you into into
into accountants!
Accountants! That's a good one!
No! We're nerds. We're dweebs!
This is terrible!
You turn us back to normal
people right now!
Never!
You have to do what I want
OOOF!
You're stuck here in Darkland
forever!
If you won't do a concert just
for me, I'll turn you into
---beetles!
Great! Who wants to be a band
from the sixties?!
Better yet, I'll turn you into
ptooies.
Hmmm.. Never heard of them Do
they have an album?
Look, Ms. Reptile. We can't do
the concert for you.
We don't have the Backup Band
Then you'll just have to stay
accountants until you get one!
If we don't change those two
accountants back to Milli
Vanilli
I'll never hear my favorite
music again!
Don't worry, Princess We'll get
in there and save Rob and Fab
from Kootie Pie!
We will?
We will! SHEESH, How?
HMMM, HOW?
You heard what Fab said. They
need a backup band to give
Kootie Pie her concert.
Gotcha, Mario! It's time to rock
and roll!
I just wish we'd had time to
rehearse.
What good would that do?
None of us knows how to play
these things.
Hey you got a better way to get
into that Throne Room? Come on!
Is this a stall, or what?
No stall. We can't sing for you
without a band.
King Dad! You should've brought
me a band!
A band! A band! I want a band!
Oh it's the girl from the front
row at our concert!
Your greatest fan!
Shhh! Shhh! We're here to help!
Uh. We're the famous traveling
band called "BACKUPS ARE WE"
Eh do you know of anyone who
might need our services?
Wow! I must be getting good at
tantrums!
Ha this is the fastest result
I've ever had!
Oh now I can get my personal,
private concert.
But who's going to sing with
us these two accountants?
They are not accountants!
They look like accountants!
That's all I know! They're
really Milli Vanilli!
Prove it!
What'll it be, fellow maestros?
How about
"Girl You Know It's True?"
One, and a two and a
Wow, groovie!
Ooops
Stop that awful no-ahhh!!
Cool! Totally cool! No wonder
they're so famous!
Quick! Into the Warp Pipe before
Kootie Pie comes out of her
trance!
Yeah! Time to get back to your
Real World Concert!
Wha? Hey? Wha? Hey! This is my
concert! I will tell you when
it's over!
King Dad! King Dad! My concert
disappeared. If you don't bring
it back, I'll scream!
So scream! It sounds better than
that other noise!
If you don't go after them, I'll
bring them back myself!
No! . Not that!
Unless you promise to forget
about them, I'm gonna put you in
the dungeon.
The Dungeon?! Okay. I promise.
After all, it had to end
sometime.
That music was just too
beautiful to last!
You wouldn't believe where we've
been, but we're back, thanks to
some new friends.
This one's for a real Princess!
A one and a two and a
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Hey Princess, I think I found
it!
Quick, Luigi! Let me see!
Luigi, you've done it!
I've been searching for this map
to The Doom Dancer Music Box for
years.
Come on! We've got to tell
Mario.
This could be the beginning of
the end of King Koopa!
The Doom Dancer Music Box is
said to possess great magical
power!
Crank it fast and it makes
everybody dance
faster-and-faster!
Crank it slow and it makes them
slowww downnn and stoppppp.
Hey! We could use this Doom
Dancer to keep King Koopa and
his brat-pack under control!!
Let's go get it!
It's hidden in Darkland's Temple
of Gloom.
Darkland! Darkland is Koopa's
own kingdom.
Besides, I-I hate dancing!
Relax, Luigi. We can do it! Just
follow my lead!
Why do I get the feeling this
trip could be dangerous to my
health?
When we get The Doom Dancer,
it'll be a lot more hazardous
for Koopa!
Come on, Let's Boogie!
Umph! Ooff!
Ouch! Hey who's standing on my
foot?
Quiet! You wanna wake the dead!?
You don't want Koopa to find out
we're in his kingdom, do ya?
Louder, louder! You dummy mummy!
Cad you see I gob a code?
What! Those besky blumbers are
here in Darkland?!
"Besky Blumbers"??? What are
"Besky Blumbers"?
Not "Besky Blumbers", Bigmouth.
Besky Blumbers!
That's a relief!
If it was "Pesky Plumbers", we'd
really be in trouble!
We'd drouble!
Id's the Bario Brothers add you
dree godda stob 'em!
Right, King Dad! Anything you
say.
We'll stob those Bario Brothers.
Theb dob jusd stad there!
Bones here will show you their
drail. Follow thad mummy!
Stop the music! We can't jump
that far!
A Mario Brother never says
can't, Luigi!
Try blasting those blocks,
Mario!
Huh
Start the music!
Uhh
Umph!
Whoa!
Whoa!
We're almost to the Temple of
Gloom!
Dry Bones Troopas!
Let's shake, rattle and roll
these bone-heads!
Gotcha!
I don't gotcha!
Those turtles take a licking and
come back kicking! What now?
Sock a block!
Temple of Gloom, here we come!
Yikes! Look out! Yow!
These Marios are tough! What do
you think they're up to?
The nerve of these guys
-sneaking into Darkland! Reminds
me of mmff.
I hate sneaky, unless I'm doing
the sneaking!
Whatever those Mario Brothers
are up to, we've gotta stop!
According to our map, the Doom
Dancer is in the inner temple.
Right through that door.
They have a map to The Doom
Dancer Music Box!
King-Dad always said the Doom
Dancer was just a legend!
Nope! It must be true!
If Mario gets it, we'll be
doomed to be good for good!
He'll control everything!
We'll be dancing to his tune,
singing his song, tap-dancing to
his timpani
No way! We'll let Mario find it.
Then we'll snatch it away from
him!
Yeah! Let's do an ambush!
Good idea. Gimme your string.
Ah not my Favorite string!
It's invaluable!
Oh there's a story behind this
string. Our great-grand
Koopa-mom.
Now we're sure the Mario
Brothers will have a pleasant
trip in Darkland!
It's really here!
Look out Mario, a Thwomp!
Whoa!
Oh no!
I got it! I got it! Bigmouth
Koopa calls for the ball, the
crowd roars.
No, I got it!
Oh Yeah? Well now I got it!
Uh, Bully, brother, old pal,
that thing doesn't work on me
and Cheatsy, does it?
I mean, you wouldn't make your
favorite Brother dance, would
ya?!
Now let's try it slow!
Now let's try a march.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Meet King Bully
Koopa, the new master of
Darkland.
The Doob Dancer Music Box! Gud
worb, Koopaligs. Led me dry it,
Bully!
You gotta be kidding, ex-King
Dad.
I'm gonna rule the entire world
starting with you!
Whad thad? My eard are stobbed
ub! I cad hear you! Speak ub!
He can't hear me???!!
Yeah, Bully. That means you
can't control him!
Gib id do me.
Do duh Koopa!
Do you suppose he takes
requests?
I hate to dance!
King-Dad is gonna pay for this!
Yeah. Dancing lessons are
expensive! .
Oh, how I lub this song!
cad make the whole Mushroom
Kingdom dance to their doom!
DO DUH KOOPA!
Do the Koopa Rip the boopa
Do a loop de loopa
Or you'll be a partypoopa
Everybody do the Koopa
Everybody shout and pout
Everybody. do the Koopa
Everybody shake your snout
Everybody do the Koopa
Everybody shake your scales
Everybody do the Koopa
Everybody wag your tails
Do the Koopa
Rip the boopa
Do a loop de loopa
Or you'll be a party poopa
Everybody' do the Koopa
nce you start, you can't stop ♪
Everybody do the Koopa
Bop, hop,
flop and slop and ♪
Rock-awk-awk until you
drop-drop-drop. ♪
Do the Koopa
Rip the boopa
Do the Koopa
Dis id har worb. My arb is
gebbing tired.!
Hey, Luigi, you got any
plumber's putty on you?
Hey, Mario, good thinking!
What?
Hey, Mar-
Hey Bario,gedding dired?
Reaby to bow dow add kiss my
feed?
Ha! Ha! No way, Koopa!
I gob id! I gob id!
Heads up, Toad!
Whoa!
I gob id! I reaby gob id! Da
Doom Dancer id mine!
Yeah, but we got the crank!
My claw's stug!
I'll help you, daddy dearest!
Whoa!
Oooff!
Umph!
Rrrrgh! I'mb qedding sdeamed!
I think that's our cue to leave!
Now look what you've done!
"It's all your fault!"
Boy, now I'm gettin' angry!
Have you ever seen me angry?
Well you're gonna see it!
Watch out!
Ah sounds like the Koopas are
back to playing their old kind
of music!
Hmmrn.
Those pesky Mario Brothers must
be up to something really
special.
Pull in the pasta, Mario!
Gee, I don't see why we have to
wear these dumb penguin suits.
The Princess is really counting
on this.
She'll be all dressed up and
want us to be, too.
I'm ready!
That's dressed up?
Next stop, the Real World, New
York City, and my favorite music
group!
Hey, guys, why so formal?
We're going to a Milli Vanilli
concert not a symphony!
Hehheh, sorry, guys.
I have a hard time figuring out
the Real World's weird customs.
It's okay.
The audience will be so busy
looking at Milli vanilli they
won't even notice what you guys
are wearing.
A Milli Vanilli concert!
I wonder what Kootie Pie is
gonna say?
Why does that prissy Princess
Toadstool get to go to a Real
World concert and not me?
Aren't you always telling us you
are the most powerful King there
ever was and I'm your favorite
only daughter? Hmm?
Kootie pie, my sweet
precious --eeek! -AAAKK!
Don't try to get on my good
side!
What good side?
I want to see Milli Vanilli!
I want to! I want to! I want to!
Yes, babycakes! You not only get
to see silly the Willies
Milli vanilli!
But you'll get to keep Billy
Manilli for your very own!
Milli Vanilli!
I get to keep 'em?! For real,
Daddy-ums?
Too cool. ah I have to go
change!
I can't wait to see you pull
this one off, King-daddy
Ooof!
Not me! We --Cheatsy-cums!
We're pulling this one off!
Fire up the Doom Ship!
Hello, New York!
Never saw so many tonsils in all
my life.
Hey how come we don't get this
kind of applause when we do good
plumbing?
Blame it on King Koopa!
Oommpph
WHOA!
I'll never wash my hand again!
Whoah! What an exit!
Didn't I tell you they were
great?!
Oh, no. It can't be!
Ha there's only one sneaky,
two-faced reptile who laughs
like that.
This is terrible! Milli Vanilli,
has been Koop-napped!
If we get to Kastle Koopa in
time, maybe we can save'em!
Let's warp!
Welcome to Kastle Koopa!
Hi, boys! I've been expecting
you!
Hey! Who's behind this mondo
bizarro joke?
We've got a concert to play.
Not so fast! You're playing for
me now!
I really dig your dread-locks.
Ooof! Well, I don't dig tails
and scaley lips!
I'll have you know I'm a Royal
Reptile and I command you to
play a private concert for me
--this instant!!!
And if we don't?
I'll turn you into into
into accountants!
Accountants! That's a good one!
No! We're nerds. We're dweebs!
This is terrible!
You turn us back to normal
people right now!
Never!
You have to do what I want
OOOF!
You're stuck here in Darkland
forever!
If you won't do a concert just
for me, I'll turn you into
---beetles!
Great! Who wants to be a band
from the sixties?!
Better yet, I'll turn you into
ptooies.
Hmmm.. Never heard of them Do
they have an album?
Look, Ms. Reptile. We can't do
the concert for you.
We don't have the Backup Band
Then you'll just have to stay
accountants until you get one!
If we don't change those two
accountants back to Milli
Vanilli
I'll never hear my favorite
music again!
Don't worry, Princess We'll get
in there and save Rob and Fab
from Kootie Pie!
We will?
We will! SHEESH, How?
HMMM, HOW?
You heard what Fab said. They
need a backup band to give
Kootie Pie her concert.
Gotcha, Mario! It's time to rock
and roll!
I just wish we'd had time to
rehearse.
What good would that do?
None of us knows how to play
these things.
Hey you got a better way to get
into that Throne Room? Come on!
Is this a stall, or what?
No stall. We can't sing for you
without a band.
King Dad! You should've brought
me a band!
A band! A band! I want a band!
Oh it's the girl from the front
row at our concert!
Your greatest fan!
Shhh! Shhh! We're here to help!
Uh. We're the famous traveling
band called "BACKUPS ARE WE"
Eh do you know of anyone who
might need our services?
Wow! I must be getting good at
tantrums!
Ha this is the fastest result
I've ever had!
Oh now I can get my personal,
private concert.
But who's going to sing with
us these two accountants?
They are not accountants!
They look like accountants!
That's all I know! They're
really Milli Vanilli!
Prove it!
What'll it be, fellow maestros?
How about
"Girl You Know It's True?"
One, and a two and a
Wow, groovie!
Ooops
Stop that awful no-ahhh!!
Cool! Totally cool! No wonder
they're so famous!
Quick! Into the Warp Pipe before
Kootie Pie comes out of her
trance!
Yeah! Time to get back to your
Real World Concert!
Wha? Hey? Wha? Hey! This is my
concert! I will tell you when
it's over!
King Dad! King Dad! My concert
disappeared. If you don't bring
it back, I'll scream!
So scream! It sounds better than
that other noise!
If you don't go after them, I'll
bring them back myself!
No! . Not that!
Unless you promise to forget
about them, I'm gonna put you in
the dungeon.
The Dungeon?! Okay. I promise.
After all, it had to end
sometime.
That music was just too
beautiful to last!
You wouldn't believe where we've
been, but we're back, thanks to
some new friends.
This one's for a real Princess!
A one and a two and a