The Dress Up Gang (2019) s01e08 Episode Script

You're the boss.
You're such a boss.
- Hey, Donny.
- Hey, Frank.
Oh, you heard me,
so I'm not a freakin' ghost.
- What are you talking about?
- You know me.
I'm all about one love, but
some people just don't get it.
- It pisses me off.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Frank
Take a seat.
Take a deep breath, all right?
- All right.
- Thank you, man.
Cheese stick?
Yeah.
- Mmm.
- All right
Now pop it in reverse,
and tell me what happened.
All right, so check this out.
I'm at the mall, right,
going to get the Air Force 1s
I told you I wanted.
- You know, how I do.
- Sure, sure.
So anyway,
I look up, and I see Christian.
So I'm like, "Hey, Christian."
You know, I figured he'd
turn around and say hi back.
But then
What?
What'd he do, Frank?
He heard me.
He turned
and looked right at me.
And then he just turned around
and walked away
Like I wasn't even there.
I felt invisible.
He big-leagued me, Donny.
No way.
Made me feel like
a straight up buster,
right in front of
the shoe salesman.
Oh, my God.
And you're sure he saw you?
I'm positive.
That ain't right.
Man, I was so flustered.
I didn't even get the Air
Force 1s I went to go buy.
I let the salesman talk me into
buying some whack-ass footwear.
- No.
- Look
Oh, no. No, no.
Oh, Frank.
That ain't you, Frank,
and this ain't right,
but I'm gonna make it right.
Barney, I need you
to come pick me up right now.
I'm stuck in
the middle of nowhere.
I don't have my shoes.
My ankles are swollen.
Frank
- Hey, Cory.
- Hey, sport.
Oh, hey, Frank.
Didn't know you were still here.
Hey, Cory.
Hey, Cor, sorry to interrupt
your HBO program,
but we got a situation
on our hands.
Oh, yeah? What's up?
Christian big-leagued Frankie.
And if you were stuck
on the side of the road
Oh, sorry to hear that, Frank.
It ain't right, Cor,
but I'm gonna make it right.
I'd be there for you.
And how do you plan on
doing that?
I'm gonna be outside
in the courtyard,
playing with my yo-yo,
doing various tricks
to get his attention,
and when he sees me,
he'll say hi,
and when he does say hi,
guess what
- What?
- I ain't gonna say hi back.
That's right.
I'm gonna glaze his ass
like a donut,
big-league him. Even Steven.
You'll do no such thing.
No, first of all,
I don't even know that
you can big-league Christian.
He might just be in
a bigger league than you.
You know, he is
a junior college professor,
and he's 6'3",
and I heard he won
trivia night last week.
We're all in
the same league, Cory.
- We're all friends.
- Yeah, it's one love.
Yeah, I know it's one love.
And Frank, I'm sorry
this happened to you.
But the fact is,
Christian lets us use
his HBO GO password.
In fact, a lot of people
around here use it.
And if you go big-leaguing him,
he might get upset,
and if he gets upset, he might
go changing that password,
and we can't risk
something like that
just 'cause Frank's
feelings got hurt.
He made him feel like
a buster at the mall.
Nonetheless,
cool your jets, amigo.
It ain't right, Cor.
And just so you know, it's not
hurt feelings only, kay?
Frank got so flustered
at the mall,
he got some whack-ass footwear.
Look.
Oh, God damn it.
Come on, my boy.
Going through that whiskey
pretty fast there, pal.
I don't even feel it.
Fact is, I ain't felt much
since Frank was dishonored.
Can't tell right from wrong,
left from right,
even from Steven.
Well, look, Kevin's
coming over to watch some HBO,
so maybe try cheering up
a little bit?
Let it go. It's over.
Oh, I pray
you're right, my boy,
but I got a bad feeling
you might just be wrong.
Hey, Christian!
Hey, same shirt!
Look at this.
Hey, Kev.
You all right? You look like
you've seen a ghost.
Yeah, well,
I definitely feel like one.
Oh, Kev, what happened?
I was just in the courtyard,
and I see Christian, right,
and
he's wearing
a Hawaiian shirt too.
So I go, "Same, same."
And he saw me,
but he just kept walking.
Turned and walked away.
You got big-leagued, Kev.
That's two.
It's too early.
All right.
Hey, um,
I'm sorry, Cory, but
do you mind if we just hold off
on the HBO right now?
I am feeling a little bit
Flustered?
Yeah.
That's it.
Who has a Kia Optima?
It's parked in my space.
- Oh, boy.
- That would be Christian's.
Whoa.
What happened, Frankie?
I rolled my ankle
playing basketball.
These sandals have
no ankle support whatsoever.
That's it. I've seen enough.
- Sport, where you going?
- I'm going to get my yo-yo.
God damn it.
Don't try to stop me, Cory.
I'm not gonna try to stop you.
You were right, and I was wrong.
Ever since Christian won
that trivia night,
he's been on a high horse,
and he needs to get knocked off.
Hm, glad to see
you came around.
Well, if you wanna
look out the window,
I'm about to knock
his ass off right
Not today.
Please.
Just give me 24 hours.
I got three seasons left
on "Girls,"
and I really wanna finish.
Plus, you need to
sober up anyways.
You smell like
a goddamn red hot tamale.
You got 24 hours.
Ooh, that's what's up, my boy.
Let me see you walk the dog.
Ooh! That'll get
his attention for sure.
What's up, y'all?
- What's up, Brent.
- What's up, Brent.
I heard you're big-leaguing
Christian tomorrow.
You heard right.
Check.
Uh, I wanna help.
- Why?
- Well, 'cause I'm a bad boy,
and this is a bread-and-butter
bad boy situation, obviously.
No thanks, Brent.
I don't need your help.
Okay, okay, respect.
So, you know how to big-league.
You ever done it before?
- No.
- Oh, okay.
Well, why don't
you give it a try,
make it a first.
- Okay.
- You ready?
- I'm ready.
- Show him what's up, my boy.
- Let's do this.
- Oh, hi, Donny.
Oh, hey, what's up, Brent
Oh, fuck. Sorry, Frank.
- It's okay.
- Okay, so you're scared.
And that's okay.
I can see it in your eyes.
But you'll figure it out.
I'm gonna get out of your guys's
hair, but as I walk away,
can you just do me a favor
and call my name, would ya?
What's up, Brent?
Ooh.
That was cold.
Okay. You're in.
Check on aisle three.
Let's go.
Hey, Fox.
Listen, we got a situation.
Christian big-leagued Frankie
at the mall.
Ah
Sorry to hear that.
Fox, Donny's gonna
big-league him back.
Cor, he knows damn well
we shouldn't be crossing
Christian like that.
A lot of people use
that HBO GO password
A lot of people.
Well, you go tell
each and every one of them
that they got 24 hours
before Donny's gonna do
what he's gonna do.
Password might change.
It might not.
Anyway,
just wanted to let you know
which way the wind was blowing.
I don't support this.
All right,
so let's see what you got.
- I'll pretend I'm Christian.
- Okay.
- All right, let's do this.
- All right. Get in position.
All right.
Hey, Donny.
All right.
All right, all right.
So, that's little league.
I need to see that big league.
- Try again.
- Okay.
Hey, Donny.
Oh, shit,
welcome to the minor leagues.
Let's try and see if we can
get you called up to the bigs.
Wh-wh-wh-
what do I gotta do?
Stare longer or
No, it's not about
what you do.
It's about how you feel
when you do it.
You need to feel like
you're on a high horse,
like you're an eighth grader
in P.E.
who just won the Presidential
Physical Fitness Award.
And you need to
look at Christian
the way Christian
looked at Frankie,
like some little
sixth grade buster
who can't even do
a sit and reach.
All right.
Give it to me one more time.
Check.
Hey, Donny.
- Pick up the phone.
- Huh
- Hello?
- Hey, is this Donny?
Yeah, it's Donny.
Just wanted to
personally call you
and welcome you to
the big leagues.
Yes! Thank you.
- Okay, so what's the plan?
- All right, so check it out.
I know Christian's home
in the morning,
so I'm gonna be waiting for him
out in the courtyard,
- right by the fountain.
- Just standing there?
- What if he doesn't see you?
- Oh, he'll see me.
I'll be outside,
playing with my yo-yo.
Yo, yo, yo, I like that idea.
Yeah, he'll
He'll definitely notice that.
- What's Frankie gonna be doing?
- I'm doing this alone.
Nah, when Frankie
got big-leagued,
he was out in public, in front
of everyone at the mall.
When Christian gets big-leagued,
we need to make sure
people see it too,
make him feel like
a real buster.
- Frankie, you gotta be there.
- Oh, I'll be there.
Who else can we get?
Well, Cory would help,
but he's gonna be too tired
from binge-watching
his HBO GO programs.
But we can get
Andie and Kevin.
- Where are you gonna be?
- Oh, I'm gonna lure
that little high horse
out of his stable.
Mark my words,
I'm gonna ride that white pony,
keep those doggies rolling.
"Giddy up, Christian."
That's what I'll be saying.
Brent? Why are you wearing
your UPS uniform?
'Cause I'm bringing you
a package.
Oh, you are?
You won trivia night, right?
Oh, you heard.
Well, to congratulate you,
I got you a prize.
I was wondering if someone
was gonna give me something.
Hm.
Whoa, Donny's got
some yo-yo skills, huh?
Yeah, he does.
Hey, Donny.
- Donny?
- Buster ass buster.
Whoo! Teach him to park
in my parking spot, huh?
Oh, yeah
Little taste of
his own medicine there.
Oh, man.
- Cheers.
Hey, Donny.
Can we talk?
Uh, yeah.
Come on in.
Christian, about our
Donny, please.
I deserve that.
Ever since I won
trivia night last week,
I have been on a high horse.
I let it go to my head.
Forgot who I was,
who my friends were.
You brought me back down
to your level. Thank you.
You're welcome.
You know what's funny?
I didn't even know any of
the answers on trivia night.
It was my teammates.
That's hella funny.
Oh, by the way,
I know Cory uses my HBO GO.
I changed the password.
Tell him it's "one love."
- Is it uppercase or
- All one word
Lowercase.
Nice and simple.
Sweet.
Yeah
Hey, Kevin
Neat shirt.
Thanks.
Hey, Andie,
I'm sorry I parked in your spot.
If it ever happens again,
I made you a spare key.
Don't hesitate to move it.
Just be careful.
It's a brand new Kia Optima.
Thanks, Christian.
And, Frankie
Hey.
What's up, my boy?
Hey, Cory,
you got a jury summons.
Boy, they really track you down.
Uh, you can go ahead and put
that in my mail drawer for me.
- Hey, Cor?
- Yeah?
How do you have
so many parking tickets?
Well, I parked somewhere
I wasn't supposed to.
I mean, why do you have
so many parking tickets?
You don't have a car.
Yeah,
I know I don't have a car.
I have a truck.
- You have a truck?
- Yeah, I got a truck.
- No.
- Yeah.
- Really?
- Yes.
- What kinda truck?
- It's a big old blue one.
Where the fuck is it?
Well, I'll tell you what,
how'd you like to go see it?
So, where's the truck?
You'll see.
Come on, sport.
Well, well, well
There she is.
Look at her.
Come on, I'll introduce you.
Ah, God damn it.
Got a flat.
So, how long's she been here?
Oh, about 25 years.
You know, me and my daddy
used to park here
when we'd go watch
the Lakers play at the Forum.
Well
she ain't gonna wash herself.
Kobe!
See this boot, Donny?
Laker gold.
So, this is your dad's truck?
Well, it was my dad's truck,
but he put it in my name
when I was just a boy.
He was trying to hide his assets
from Uncle Sam, I believe.
Sharp guy, my daddy was.
So, how far is
the Forum from here?
I don't know.
My daddy always needed
someone brave
to stay and watch
over the truck,
so he'd go in
and watch the game,
and I'd sit in the cab
and listen on the radio.
Magic!
License plate fell off.
You see 'em?
Found 'em.
- They're still cold.
- Of course they are.
It's a little trick
my daddy taught me.
Keep the 40s under the seat,
park in the shade,
and let the metal floors
keep 'em nice and cold.
- Hey, Cory?
- Yeah?
Have you ever
driven the truck?
No.
No, by the time I turned 16,
she had so many parking tickets
and boots on her,
I couldn't afford
to set her free.
It's a shame too.
I always wanted to
To haul something.
What'd you wanna haul?
I don't know,
maybe a mattress or an old desk.
Hey, you wanna hear
the engine purr?
- The engine purrs?
- Yeah.
You bet your ass it purrs.
The thing is,
the battery's dead.
Thanks for the tunes.
Coming up next,
tipoff between
the Lakers and Celtics,
with you live
from the Staples Center.
Boy, she really purrs, Cor.
You were not kidding.
And you didn't think
your own roommate had a truck.
Oh
I lost track of time.
We just missed the last bus.
Well, that's all right.
We can stay here for the night.
Tomorrow morning, we can catch
the early bird bus back
and get ourselves
a nice little breakfast.
Ooh,
you wanna go to McDonald's,
get some Egg McMuffins?
Nah, I'm more of
a McGriddle guy,
but you can.
- Oh, game's about to come on.
- Ball is up,
and the Lakers
get the possession.
Oh, turnover, and an easy dunk
for the Celtics!
Not a great start
here at home for the Lakers.
Inbound pass.
Ball brings it up the court.
No-look pass to Randle.
Randle dunks it home.
Ha, how 'bout that?
A lot of reasons to be excited
if you're a Laker fan
with this new draft pick.
One love.