The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008) s01e08 Episode Script

1
Paging Green Goblin.
Paging Mr. Green Goblin.
Oh, man. I hate it
when the bad guy
gets away.
MAN: Help! Police!
They've stolen the cars!
[LAUGHING]
We did it!
[THUDDING]
Peekaboo!BOTH: Spider-Man!
Don't freak.
I'll shake him.
SPIDER-MAN:
Really? This is how
we're playing it?
I am so out of here.
SPIDER-MAN: Since we're stuck
here, you might as well
slow this baby down.
She won't stop,
I swear!
Oh, the hobbit
took out the brakes.
DRIVER:
We're gonna crash!
[ENGINE REVVING]
[GRUNTING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[GASPS]
You can thank me
later, dude.
I'll shake him!
I'll shake him!
[SIGHS]
Isn't this
where I came in?
[TRUCK HONKING]
Or maybe this is
where I go out.
Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime
Spinning webs
Swingin' from
the highest ledge
He could leap
above our heads
Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
Looking up
with no surprise
Arriving
in the speed of time
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
[TRUCK HONKING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[EXCLAIMS]
[GRUNTING]SPIDER-MAN:
And that's a wrap.
Okay. Not quite
as easy as it looked.
[SIRENS WAILING]
CHEERLEADERS:
Say, hey, what do you say?
Midtown wins
the Mustang way!
Go Mustangs!
Score!
[CROWD CHEERING]
[WHOOPING]
ALL: Break!
MAN ON PA:
It's a nail biter, folks.
The Midtown Mustangs
are down by five
with the ball on their own
40 and six seconds to go!
[WHOOPS]
Hey, tiger.
You just getting here?
Yeah, but
What are you
doing here?
Flash invited me.Flash?
Thompson takes the snap,
rolls back
and tosses a Hail Mary!
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
Touchdown!
Harry Osborn makes
an unbelievable catch
Yay, Harry! to win the game!
So, MJ, I thought
at the dance that
you and me, that we
Slow down, tiger.
It's not like we're
going steady or something
equally primitive.
We're friends, okay?
Well, sure, butI'm gonna
congratulate Flash.
LIZ: [CLEARING THROAT]
Hi, Petey.
Oh, hey, Liz.
Did you hear?
Everyone's going
to Coney Island tomorrow.
You know,
to celebrate the win?
Think maybe
you'll come?
Wouldn't miss it.
Osborn! Burger run.
You in?
I'll catch up.
[GROANS]
Rand,
is Harry still inside?
Should be right out.
Hey, look.
Osborn's got
a groupie.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[SIGHS]
[EXHALES]
Excuse me,
but my friend
is still in there.
Don't think so.
Sorry.
OCTAVIUS: But
But what about the Spider-Man?
He's battled Sandman
and the Rhino.
He could trace them
back to Oscorp.
To me!NORMAN: Enough!
You whine more
than my son.
I can't have weak men
in my organization, Otto.
Don't make me get rid of
[EXCLAIMS]
Octavius?
Are you in there?
Yes. I'm sorry.
I'll do what I'm told.
That's all I ask.
Now run your experiments
like a good Dr. Octopus.
Mr. Osborn, please.
I've told you,
that name is so
demeaning.
[SIGHS]
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Safety key has been removed.
Experiment will not commence
until key is re-inserted.
Safety key re-inserted.
Experiment may now commence.
Warning.
Safety key engaged.
Safety protocols initiated.
Experiment will commence
in 30 seconds.
Warning. Electromagnetic
emitters are set to exceed
risk parameters.
[GREEN GOBLIN LAUGHING]
[GRUNTING]
Who's in there?
Who turned that key?
Please,
you have to stop!
I'm inside!
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Experiment will commence
in five seconds.
Four, three,No, this is not right!
two, one, zero.No! Not right!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
I've been good!
[SCREAMING]
[GROANING]
Whoa!
That's Oscorp.
Harry's dad could
be in trouble.
Oh, but even at web-slinging
speed, it could take me
a while to get there.
[GRUNTING]
Been wanting to try this.
Yee-haw!
[ALARM BLARING]
What the devil's
going on?
It's Dr. O, sir.
He's down, but the doors
are sealed shut
Out of my way!
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Security override.
N-O 1 engaged.
Octavius?
Doctor? Where are you
Otto.SPIDER-MAN: I got it.
[GRUNTING]
Is he
He has a pulse, sir.
But it looks as if
As if his harness
has fused to his skin.
[GROANING]
Otto. Otto,
are you there?
NORMAN:
I can't have weak men
in my organization, Otto.
Can't have weak men.
Weak men.
I will not be weak.
Otto, get up.
[EXCLAIMS]
Silence,
you imperious moron!
SPIDER-MAN: Whoa.
Whoa, there, slinky.
Mr. Osborn here
helped save your life.
You!
[EXCLAIMS]
For the record,
I helped save
your life, too.
Do not insult
my intelligence,
hero.
You tracked me down
and tried to destroy me,
as I knew you would.
Destroy you?
Pal, I don't even know you.
Oh, but I survived.
And more to the point,
I have improved.
I am now one
with my arms.
Oh, you've failed,
Spider-Man.
And your failure
has given me new life!
Otto.
Not Otto.
Otto Octavius was weak.
Call me Dr. Octopus!
[GRUNTING]
Look, Doc. Have you
thought this through?
The next Spider-Man
who finds you under
a pile of debris
might view this as
a cautionary tale.
Glib does not equate
with clever, Spider-Man.
Yeah, well, the ratio of arms
to sanity hasn't exactly been
established, either.
Do you ever shut up?
Sorry, no.
My fans expect a certain
amount of quippage
in every battle.
Mr. Osborn, shouldn't we
be helping Spider-Man?
Knock yourself out.
Come on, Doc.
You're a cephalopod.
I'm an arthropod.
Can't we just
hug it out?
You're slowing down,
arachnid.
But my arms never tire.
And soon, they'll crush
[BEEPING]
Oh, an alarm clock,
too?
Man, those arms come
with all the perks.
My apologies,
Spider-Man,
but I have places to go
and worlds to conquer.
So your obituary will have
to be written another day.
Paging Dr. Octopus.
As if Goblin
wasn't bad enough.
[GROANING]
Harry!
Harry, are you okay?
Gwen?Harry, what happened?
Happened?
Game wiped me out.
That's all.
So you took a catnap
on the cement?
Gwen, look.
You know I don't need
a fancy feather bed to
Harry, get serious.
[SCOFFS]
Please, I'm too beat
for "serious" tonight.
But hey,
a bunch of us are going
to Coney Island tomorrow.
Come along.
It's been a while
since you and I hung out.
And then we'll have
a real talk?
Oh, totally. Okay?
We'll see you.
ROBBIE: Ned, you're already
working the Spider-Man story.
At least you're
supposed to be.
No, I am. I am.
But chief, I think
this Goblin thing
is the same story.
I feel it in my gut.
You think? You feel?
That's reason enough
for me to give Goblin
to Foswell.
Foswell! Lee!
Am I paying you
to hide in here?
Never mind. What do
you think of my son,
Colonel John Jameson?
He is a modern-day
American hero.
That's what I like
about you, Foswell.
You're an objective
journalist.
Hop on a plane, coach,
and get your tuckus
down to the Cape
to cover my son's
space shuttle launch.
Now go. Come on, go!
[SIGHS]
Fine.
Green Goblin and Spidey.
[THUDDING]
I cannot believe
I once lived
in this anemic hovel.
Well, no more!
And no more,
"Yes, Mr. Osborn.
I'm sorry, Mr. Osborn.
"Please, Mr. Osborn."
How I groveled
before that man.
But soon, the whole world
shall grovel before
the genius
that is Dr. Octopus!
But first, I require
a source of power
that will not
abandon me mid-battle.
Yeah, this will do
for the short term.
Oh, but I need a more
permanent solution
to guarantee the
Spider-Man's destruction.
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
Yes!
Osborn, where do
you hide the muscle?
GWEN: Harry.Gwen.
Glad you could make it.
So, guys, corn dogs?
My treat.
Harry, wait.
[SIGHS]PETER: Hey, Gwen.
Oh, Peter.
I'm glad you're here.
Something is
really weird
with Harry.
[CHUCKLES]
And this surprises you?
Okay, okay.
Not the look.
I mean, sure,
the football thing
has gone to his head.
But look at him.
He's a walking
commercial for happy.
It isn't that.Hi, Gwen.
Mind if I borrow Petey?
[CHUCKLES]
Don't worry, Gwen.
Harry's fine.
[GRUNTS]
[SQUEAKS]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I guess I've got
sticky fingers.
Is it me,
or is this
awkward?
What's that?
[GROANING]
Look, sorry.
All that sugar.
My stomach
I gotta go.
Don't follow.
[SCOFFING]
Typical Puny Parker.
Leaves me
holding the bag.
No offense,
girls.
[THUDDING]
Ah, the old
stomping grounds.
Otto? Is that you?
[GASPS]
Dr. Twaki, how nice
to see you again.
Now perhaps you will
recall that when I was
last employed here,
I was at work on a prototype
long-term power source.
The
The Megalo-pack.
But
My work!
And yet, when I departed,
you took possession of it.
Now in hindsight,
does that seem
quite fair?
[EXCLAIMS]
It's in R&D.
Vault 8!
My lucky number.
Ah, like an old friend.
Gangway! Coming through!
Spider-Man!
Hey, Doc.
Love the new look.
Hand over the device.
I'm thinking no.
Then you invite your doom.
You're in an enclosed space,
web-slinger.
Where can you hide?
You will suffer
for this indignity,
Spider-Man!
Hi. In a hurry.
Being chased by
a multi-armed guy.
Wants this. What is it?
The Megalo-pack.
A power source.
Holds a sizable charge
for years at a time.
Oh, duh. Thanks.
You should hide now.
DOC OCK: Spider-Man!
SPIDER-MAN:
Old daddy longlegs
needs power,
which explains his alarm clock
back at Oscorp and why
he took off so fast.
So all I have to do is play
keep away until his tank's
on empty. No sweat.
[EXCLAIMS]
Okay. Maybe a little sweat.
Quiet! We're finally
getting started.
MAN ON TV:
After hours of delay,
we have lift-off.
Go, Johnny!
That's my boy!
[MUMBLING]
Stop that, Miss Brant.
I'm a married man.
[GROANS]
[ALL CLAMORING]WOMAN: Look out!
Man! Watch out!
And now, back to our
regularly scheduled chaos.
[GIRLS GASPING]
A guy could get
used to this.
Thanks for the company.
Love to stay, but I've got
a doctor's appointment.
[BELL DINGS]
Doc, your bedside
manner stinks.
Hand over the device,
you pathetic four-limbed
excuse for a spider.
[CHUCKLING] Oh,
you sweet talker, you.
Don't worry, Spidey.
I got your back.
No!
[EXCLAIMS]
Appreciate the help,
fan boy, but keep clear.
You're not pretty enough
to save twice.
[CHUCKLING]
Right, right.
Smack him one for me.
[EXCLAIMS]
Liz!
[SQUEAKS]
I should've seen it sooner,
Spider-Man. You're weak.
You can't bear
to see anyone hurt.
I could learn
to make an exception.
And your meager
thought process
is so transparent.
Stall until
his power runs out.
But this pack has another
hour of juice at least.
And think of all
the damage I can do
in one hour,
starting with the girl.
[LIZ SCREAMING]
Choose!
The device
or the girl?
You want it?
Then fetch!
Oh, help! Help!
Somebody!
SPIDER-MAN:
Subway to Coney Island,
2 bucks.
Riding turbulence, 6.
Saving Liz Allan,
priceless.
Finally, it's mine!
SPIDER-MAN:
But you won't get
the chance to use it.
Not as long
as I'm conscious.
A situation
easily remedied.
As I was saying
[EXCLAIMS]
[GROANING]
[MAN CHATTERING
ON POLICE RADIO]
What's going on?
What's going on?
Are you kidding me?
They're breaking up.
Flash Thompson
and Liz Allan,
Midtown's number one
power couple,
are calling it quits.
And it's all
your fault!
Dude, kudos on
the ruthlessness.
What? No,
I didn't mean to
Not now, tiger.
Trust me.
Pete, I know it's
not the best time,
what with the soap opera
and the super villain
and everything,
but we really need
to talk to Harry.
I'm worried about him.
[SIGHS]
Yeah.
Yeah, okay. Uh
Where is Harry?
I'm talking about
the Green Goblin.
The wacko's attacking
the Big Man's operations.
And as far as
we can tell,
he's using a lot
of Oscorp tech.
My tech
has been stolen.
I've lost my top scientist,
my lab's destroyed
and my projects are at risk.
Why would I be
behind all that?
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
But the Goblin
Is a common enemy.
And our common goal
must be to unmask him
before it's too late.