Wedding Season (2022) s01e08 Episode Script

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My Dad wants to make this really big deal
with Wyatt's dad,
who, like, basically runs the Gulf Coast.
But I have a girlfriend, Gloria.
I'm gonna need a full confession.
I've worked with The Block
for a long time.
You've been doing so much.
You are worth it.
I don't think I wanna do this anymore.
She wasn't just gonna humiliate
the Delaneys.
She wasn't just gonna take back
that fucking building.
You weren't having second thoughts
about marrying Hugo.
You were having second thoughts
about killing his dad.
Back off
What What you even gonna do with me?
What is this place?
Are you gonna kill me?
What? No.
Okay, then, why did you kidnap me?
I didn't.
- We're just out of gas and we're gonna
- Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. I know you're gonna
You're gonna sex traffic me.
I know because I interviewed someone
who who who was trafficked
and this is exactly what happens, yeah.
Where the fuck even are we?
You literally have been driving all night.
I don't know! I don't know!
None of this was a rational,
this wasn't my plan.
No erm
You know, my Dad is gonna find you,
and when he does, he's gonna kill you.
Then let's find somewhere to die.
What? That's not what I meant.
No, come on.
Come on. I don't mean it like that.
Where are you
- What
- Get out.
- What?
- Get the fuck out!
- In this dress? Are you kidding me?
- Yes.
- Come on.
- Get the fuck out!
I literally I can't
I can't
Oh, great.
Walk. What are you doing?
What? It's my after-party look.
Where are you gonna go?
Where are you gonna go?
Get the fuck inside! Fucking
Just stay quiet, okay?
What the fuck is this?
Stop it.
So, what's in the briefcase?
It's the deed of ownership.
To the buildings the Delaneys
put on my Dad's property.
They tore down the one thing
he put his heart and soul into,
for fucking greed.
So?
So I'm gonna do
the same to them.
I'm gonna take their building
and tear it down.
Is that all right with you, Mitzi?
And you think you're gonna do that
without a piece of paper?
That's not how it works, you psycho.
I know, I have a law degree.
- Oh, you have a law degree?
- Yeah.
And I know that
unless you're the legal owner,
that piece of paper isn't gonna do shit.
Sorry.
Anyway, why the fuck are you messing
with The Block?
The Block killed the Delaneys.
Did The Block also hired a hit
on your dad?
No, the Delaneys killed my father.
Okay, so then why the fuck
did you kidnap me?
That's what I thought.
Oh, a wig.
Yeah, this is a much better look for you.
Do you ever get angry, Mitzi?
Like so angry you can't see straight.
Yeah, man, all the fucking time.
I mean, like, really angry.
Like so fucking angry,
you could punch down
to the molten core of the Earth
and spill lava into space.
You ever feel like that?
No, not really.
- It's kind of weird.
- Yeah.
Yeah, that is kind of weird.
You know, sometimes I can control it.
When I think about
what they did to him,
when I think about what people like that
do to people like him,
I get really fucking angry, Mitzi.
And I wanna hurt people.
Everybody.
Myself.
So, if this has nothing to do with me,
what is it that you really want?
I want
I want my life to go back,
back to before I did anything
that I can't take back now.
I just want a normal life.
I want Stefan.
Is Is that the other stylist?
Yeah.
You know, I knew it.
I knew it! I knew there were vibes.
I felt it.
Oh, girl, he's hot.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
I get it. Do you love him?
Yeah.
Dude, that's beautiful.
Well, it doesn't matter now.
Because he never wanted to see me again.
Oh, don't say that.
Katie!
Oh, my God, is that Is that him?
Katie!
- Don't fucking move.
- Oh, my God. Yay!
- I am so sorry.
- Katie! Stop! Stop!
There's no excuse, okay?
I have no excuse. None.
- Katie. Katie.
- Yeah?
Metts is here.
She has a gun pointed at my head.
She wants you and Mitzi
to come outside with your hands up.
Or she's gonna go blow my head off.
Are you seriously gonna let her do that?
No! I'm just thinking, okay?
Just give me a bit.
Wait, what she doing?
Mitzi, there's no signal out here.
No! No, no, no no.
What the hell?
Go!
Fuck!
I think we need to talk.
Now? You wanna talk now?
Because the only reason
she hasn't start shooting
is she just jumped out
that fucking window.
Fuck!
Shit!
Okay. The reason I didn't tell you
about Mr. Delaney
and I'm not trying to say
this is an excuse.
- But
- Katie, now is not the fucking time!
Jesus! Fuck!
What the fuck?
Oh, fuck!
We have to catch up with Mitzi!
- Leave her, she's gone!
- No, she has my phone!
Which has the confession on it.
Oh, fuck! Shit! It doesn't matter,
you've already sent it.
You sent it, right?
How could you not send it?
I wasn't thinking clearly!
No fucking shit! Jesus!
Okay, you know what?
You left, I thought forever!
And then I started thinking
about my Dad. And
- The deeds!
- What?
To the building!
Fucking hell!
- What are you fucking talking about
- Go!
You never listen to me!
This way!
This way!
Listen, I've had a moment of clarity.
Is that what you call it?
When I was talking to Mitzi,
of all people,
when we met, I realize,
that's the happiest
I've been in my whole life.
Fuck!
And I wish we could just go back there,
you know.
I wish I threw away my plan.
I wish I never entertained
the thought of killing Delaney
and we just started our lives together.
Oh, God!
And you're right.
I listen to the worst parts of myself.
You, you're a good person.
And I love you for that.
I love you, Stefan. I do.
Fuck!
- Say something.
- Okay. Fine, fine.
Fine, I wish I wish we could go back
to the start of summer too,
when things were normal
and people weren't trying to kill me.
I wish I wish
I wish I never met you.
And if, if we survive this,
you will never see me again.
Okay.
You got it.
You got to get to Mitzi.
I really don't wanna die
next to that fucking woman.
If she helps us send the confession,
maybe you can get out of this.
Where are you going?
I'm going to create a distraction.
No, Katie!
Katie, no, Katie!
Fuck it!
Fuck! Katie!
There!
Fuck! Get the fuck away from me.
- They're over here!
- No, please, don't!
No, Mitzi!
No, no, no. Don't. Please, don't.
- Why the hell not, huh?
- Because, because
Because you don't wanna stay
married to that guy, right?
- Obviously not.
- Right.
So think about a question.
What Who's question.
Are you trying to hit me?
Oh, fuck. Gloria.
- Gloria.
- Gloria.
So tell me about her. Why do you love her?
First of all, she's like
the hottest person in the whole world.
But also, we're like fire and ice,
you know?
I'm just a nerd and she's like so cool.
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
I just didn't think that's the person
I fall in live with.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I just thought I just like guys.
- Is that ridiculous?
- No.
- That's how do normative condition
- Right.
I just keep thinking about
that Megan Thee Stallion's Instagram quote
where she's like,
"You can't help who you love."
Yeah, I know that one.
I know.
I just felt like it's kind of too late.
You know, like, at this point,
even if I give the record label back,
I'm like already married.
The The deal is fucking done,
like, just fucking take me.
No! Mitzi, no!
Don't. Okay, it's never too late.
Hey, it's never too late.
And the woman over there
with a big gun shooting at us,
she works for your dad
and she doesn't wanna help you.
But we do, okay? We do.
So, hey.
Oh, thank God.
I think I have a plan.
You didn't have to run, Katie.
You could have been a good girl
and just gone down for this.
And you could have been not a dickhead,
murdering people and stuff.
Metts!
Oh, please. Come on, Stefan.
I've been in a room with you for two days
and I absolutely know
you don't have it in you.
Are you sure about that?
Because I've done some really
fucking stupid stuff for Katie.
I don't even know what I'm capable of.
This guy is really fucking crazy.
He asked me about Gloria and then
And then when my guard was down,
he pulled this fucking gun on me.
You wanna test me?
All right. All right. Calm down.
Put the gun down
and let us walk out of here.
No, hey! Metts!
I really wanna do it.
She's really fucking annoying.
- Excuse me?
- You're bluffing.
Oh, yeah? You wanna take that risk?
Because I don't think your boss
would be very happy with you
if you got his daughter killed.
Okay.
Yeah, you do that. You shoot her.
- Fine.
- What?
Oh, fuck! I told you
she wasn't gonna fucking go for it.
Yeah. It's not my fucking
first rodeo, guys.
Come on, Mitzi. Good girl.
Now, Mitzi!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Mitzi, give me the phone!
- No, no, I have the phone.
- What?
- Mitzi, gave me the phone.
- Okay.
How the fuck did you find us?
Your idiot mates told me
you were at this wedding.
You fucking bailed on me,
we had a deal.
Hey, listen. We have a confession on tape
from Metts.
Yeah, we just need to get
a stronger signal
Fuck!
Fuck it.
Danielle.
You didn't have to come here, James.
Of course, I did.
You could have stayed at home.
You could have ordered a pizza
and had a crank.
Danielle, listen.
I'm here as your partner, and your friend,
and your
Well, you know.
I don't know what it is
that brought you down this road,
blackmail, threats to your family,
whatever it is
What is he doing?
Do you think I betrayed you?
I didn't say that.
This is who I've always been.
I've never wanted anything
other than this.
See, I was a criminal
long before I was a cop.
But that doesn't mean
you're not a good person.
I'm gonna just try and climb up there.
Get some signal.
Here.
Good luck.
You could have shot me
back at the station.
You didn't.
You could have shot me
when I pulled up in that car.
You didn't.
And you're not going to shoot me now.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Metts, you murdering fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Please. Please, please.
Come on, come on.
Fuck, no!
Come on! Fuck!
Shit!
Katie, there's
Is that blood? Oh, shit.
- Did Metts get you?
- Stefan, I'm all right.
- I'm okay.
- You're not all right, you've been shot.
Did it come out the other side?
- Stefan, I'm okay.
- I'm not gonna let you die, I promise.
- I'm not gonna let you die.
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
It's just a graze. I got lucky.
Fuck, it hurts like hell, though.
Is it supposed to hurt like that?
Yeah, it is. I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Your face.
You were worried about me.
I'm a doctor, Katie. Okay?
I've been like this with anyone.
Me not wanting you to die is not the same
as me being okay with what you did.
Where the fuck have you been?
I called you, like, 300 times.
I had to use fucking satellites
to find you!
- Where's my daughter?
- I think she's in there.
You think she's in the building
with the goddamn bullet holes?
They weren't made
when she was in there, sir.
- Why isn't this over?
- It's just
There were complications.
My partner from the UK, he turned up,
I dealt with him, he
The hell are you talking about?
Hello? Anybody?
Oh, thank God, help!
Police car guy got shot,
I don't know what to do!
How are you still alive?
- That is so smart, but
- I don't think it worked very well.
- I think I need a doctor.
- Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I haven't even fucking got a plan there.
I didn't.
Stefan, did that confession send?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Awesome.
Hey, Katie! Where are you going?
- To end this.
- No, Katie. Wait.
The famous Killer Katie, I assume.
Where's my daughter?
Mitzi is with my associate inside.
She's safe
for now.
What the hell are you doing?
I want to end this peacefully.
I want to end this
in a way that leaves everybody happy.
I would be very, very surprised
if you were able to make that happen.
Given that you have a gun
to my daughter's head.
But make me an offer.
I recorded a confession from Metts.
Where she admits to murdering
the Delaney family.
- So?
- She's lying.
You can see for yourself.
It's all over the Internet.
Anybody have any service?
Which means
these are mine now.
And your deal with the Texans is fucked.
Unless
Unless I sign them over to you.
All of them.
Which I'm willing to do
if you let me and my friends go.
She's giving them the building.
I told her that wasn't going to work,
those papers don't mean anything!
- Wait, what do you mean?
- Hold on, hold on.
Once Katie was suspected of murder,
Uncle Fred would have
inherited the properties.
- Who's Uncle Fred?
- Oh, my God, it doesn't fucking matter.
- Okay, so
- Now that Metts has confessed,
and now you have a recording of it,
now suddenly out in the open,
everyone will know Katie's innocent,
what that means
- Prenup stands.
- Prenup stands.
And your girlfriend owns
that lucky building.
I can get the same thing
from having you killed.
No, you couldn't.
Because before I got married,
I made a will.
And that will states that if I die,
everything that I own
goes to that man in there. Stefan Bridges.
- And what if I kill him?
- It goes to dolphins!
Like a dolphin charity,
not specific dolphins.
- Dolphins?
- Yeah, what? Dolphins are great.
Much cleaner
if I just sign these over to you.
And it's done.
- What about my thing?
- Oh, yeah, shit. Sorry.
Can we get an annulment for Mitzi as well?
What?
Okay, fine. And Mitzi wants an annulment.
She doesn't want to marry
what's-his-face
Oh! Gloria! It's Gloria! Gloria, baby, hi!
You look sexy as fuck!
I love when you're at work,
you look so hot!
Call me later, bye!
She wants to be married to Gloria.
Is this true?
That your confession is out there?
Well, I mean, she made a recording
We have a deal.
Okay.
But only if it's just you and me.
Your army needs to go.
Move out! Now, on the double.
Let's go.
Yes, sir!
You need a pen?
Mitzi! Let's go.
Baby, let's get married today.
Let's do it! My baby!
I actually think that marriage is
a really big commitment right now.
What? No. We'll get married tomorrow.
Dad, we'll get married tomorrow.
- Of course, baby. Come on, let's go.
- I hate being kidnapped.
- It's exhausting. It's so dramatic.
- I know, I know.
I know she meant
I know you wanted
to bring her in peacefully.
I didn't come here to bring her in.
I came here to run away with her.
You should go to Katie.
Hey.
Hey.
So you just gave it all up.
After all that.
Katie.
Everything that's happened,
what you did
it doesn't matter.
I realized
I don't have any choice but to love you.
And
I really, really love you.
I really, really love you.
Okay, we can't just say
the exact same thing.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Stefan, you are highly obnoxious,
and I really, really love you.
- Wow, you're not good at this.
- You are though.
You've been fucking up my plans
since day one,
and you always have
to take the moral high ground,
even when you're wrong
and you complained
the whole time we ran for our lives.
I remember it was a fairly stressful time.
The point is
I have no choice but to love you either.
Okay, you definitely said
the exact same thing as me now.
Right, I need to go to a hospital.
- Yeah.
- I think civilization is this way.
Okay.
Hey, when we get a little further away
from here,
remind me to send that video.
- The confession video?
- Yeah.
Are you fucking joking?
- No. It didn't send.
- You told me it sent!
I risked my life!
Well, I didn't know
you were going in there.
I could have died!
Look, I'm just saying,
give me a little heads up next time.
You know? Talk it through.
When exactly did we have time
to talk it through?
Communication is more
than talking.
Well, we did it.
We got to the end of the wedding season.
No. It's not the end.
This place doesn't close 'til four.
Okay, but it is the after-party, so
I mean, technically
this is the after-after party.
Anyway, it's not the end
until Stefan and Katie do a song.
We're doing a song?
Did Katie buy the drinks?
Anybody check for poison?
For fuck's sake.
- Yes, Suji!
- Suji!
All right.
So how come Sash didn't make it tonight?
Who?
- Sash.
- Your boyfriend?
Oh, Sash. Sash.
Man, I dumped Sash, like, weeks ago.
- Oh, no.
- Right. Sorry. Sorry.
- He seemed really nice.
- Yeah, nice. Nice and suffocating.
This whole monogamy
marriage nonsense thing,
it's just, it's not for me.
Actually, you know what? I agree.
I don't think me and Katie are,
like, gonna get married.
- Okay, Mr. I Love Weddings.
- Right.
- I'm going to dance.
- Okay.
- You're coming with me.
- Okay.
Hey, I wasn't messing, you know.
I love you so much
I don't wanna marry you.
That's a shame.
Because I feel like I'm finally ready
to be a part of something.
- I had such a fun time tonight.
- Me, too.
But I think I'm good on weddings
for a while.
Well, good news.
The season is officially over.
We don't have any in the calendar
until next April.
Well, that's good
because I can't wait to go home
and just be boring with you.
- Boring? Does this look boring?
- Yeah.
You had too many shots, buddy.
- I'm driving.
- Yup.