Woodley (2012) s01e08 Episode Script
The Wedding
1 Mum! Hey! You ready to go? Yeah.
You had some lunch? Yeah.
Good.
Frank, I just wanted What are doing? Where's my wife's underwear? No, that's because Well, you shouldn't, it's not as if 'cause I haven't ever, I couldn't You know, Em, I know this but I, I had to Faulty alarm.
It always, uh, always goes off every time I shake my hand Oh, actually, they're my AAH! Underpants! Bye, Dad.
Bye, Olls.
Bye.
This car! Come on.
Oh, would you? How do you? Thanks.
Hey! Get down.
Come here.
I'm gonna Good.
Oi! Oi! Open! Oi! It's Crimsafe glass and all the windows are fitted with it.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Impenetrable.
Amazing, right? See you tomorrow.
I can't wait.
Hi.
I can't start the car.
Oh, right.
I'll head over, then.
Thank you.
OK.
I'll see you soon.
Thank you! Where's Ollie? Frank? Frank What are you doing? We're closing up now.
Come on.
Hey! Ah! You do realise they don't open tomorrow? We could be stuck in here for days! We'll survive.
It's just I think I had an appointment tomorrow.
What was it again? Oh, that's right.
My wedding! Aah! AAH! Ugh! Glass of water? Em, you've got to admit, although we're in a bit of a We're certainly not going to starve.
I mean, I I think it's a pretty good situation.
There's a lot of food and Hey.
Ah.
All this food is fake.
Oh.
Uh-uh, Ollie! Don't come over here.
It's a little bit slip AAH! Pery.
There must be a a mop around here somewhere.
Let's play zombies! Zombies? Oh! Oh, oh.
I don't feel very well.
Excuse me, are you alright? Raah! No! No! Please don't! No! Help me! Oh, I don't feel very well.
Excuse me Are you alright? Rah! Please! No! Oh, no, please! Em, help me! Raah! Help me! Help me! Come on, Mum.
Your go! No.
Come on! No.
Go on.
No.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
I said no.
Raah! I don't want to play.
I don't no! Stop! Stop! That's enough.
No, no, no, I feel really sick.
That's enough.
Come on, Mum! No, no, I couldn't possibly fit in another innocent bystander.
I'm really hungry.
I know.
We'll have something to eat soon.
Oh, look at your zombie hair! That's better.
I can't believe all this food is fake.
Hold on.
Oh, my good goodness! This pasta and pasta sauce, it's real! Come here.
I'll guarantee I'll step right on your toes And then I'll probably accidentally break your nose I guarantee it won't be pretty If you let me have this dance Oh, but as we whirl around the floor Accumulating bruises by the score We're gonna wear those bruises happily 'Cause we will be a family I guarantee I'll love you totally Desperately Fervently Absolutely completely deliriously And hopelessly Dance with me Dance with me, please Give me one more chance.
Hey.
Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, Dad! Something's wrong with Mum.
Em.
Em! I've found a way out.
Oh! Dad, look out! Get off! Go, I'm I'm fine! I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Attack, Rufus.
Attack! Attack, Rufus! Antoine! Thank goodness.
You've got to get us to Saint Michael's.
No space here.
Jump in the back.
In we hop! Mum, Dad! Ollie! Mum! Dad! What? Whoa! Uh! Stop, stop! Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Good luck.
What happened? Where have you been? We got stuck.
It was Frank who got us here.
Come on, let's go.
You look amazing.
So do you.
Frank? Thanks.
Appreciate it.
To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, to love and honour, for all the days of my life.
Till death do us part.
You had some lunch? Yeah.
Good.
Frank, I just wanted What are doing? Where's my wife's underwear? No, that's because Well, you shouldn't, it's not as if 'cause I haven't ever, I couldn't You know, Em, I know this but I, I had to Faulty alarm.
It always, uh, always goes off every time I shake my hand Oh, actually, they're my AAH! Underpants! Bye, Dad.
Bye, Olls.
Bye.
This car! Come on.
Oh, would you? How do you? Thanks.
Hey! Get down.
Come here.
I'm gonna Good.
Oi! Oi! Open! Oi! It's Crimsafe glass and all the windows are fitted with it.
Allow me to demonstrate.
Impenetrable.
Amazing, right? See you tomorrow.
I can't wait.
Hi.
I can't start the car.
Oh, right.
I'll head over, then.
Thank you.
OK.
I'll see you soon.
Thank you! Where's Ollie? Frank? Frank What are you doing? We're closing up now.
Come on.
Hey! Ah! You do realise they don't open tomorrow? We could be stuck in here for days! We'll survive.
It's just I think I had an appointment tomorrow.
What was it again? Oh, that's right.
My wedding! Aah! AAH! Ugh! Glass of water? Em, you've got to admit, although we're in a bit of a We're certainly not going to starve.
I mean, I I think it's a pretty good situation.
There's a lot of food and Hey.
Ah.
All this food is fake.
Oh.
Uh-uh, Ollie! Don't come over here.
It's a little bit slip AAH! Pery.
There must be a a mop around here somewhere.
Let's play zombies! Zombies? Oh! Oh, oh.
I don't feel very well.
Excuse me, are you alright? Raah! No! No! Please don't! No! Help me! Oh, I don't feel very well.
Excuse me Are you alright? Rah! Please! No! Oh, no, please! Em, help me! Raah! Help me! Help me! Come on, Mum.
Your go! No.
Come on! No.
Go on.
No.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
I said no.
Raah! I don't want to play.
I don't no! Stop! Stop! That's enough.
No, no, no, I feel really sick.
That's enough.
Come on, Mum! No, no, I couldn't possibly fit in another innocent bystander.
I'm really hungry.
I know.
We'll have something to eat soon.
Oh, look at your zombie hair! That's better.
I can't believe all this food is fake.
Hold on.
Oh, my good goodness! This pasta and pasta sauce, it's real! Come here.
I'll guarantee I'll step right on your toes And then I'll probably accidentally break your nose I guarantee it won't be pretty If you let me have this dance Oh, but as we whirl around the floor Accumulating bruises by the score We're gonna wear those bruises happily 'Cause we will be a family I guarantee I'll love you totally Desperately Fervently Absolutely completely deliriously And hopelessly Dance with me Dance with me, please Give me one more chance.
Hey.
Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, Dad! Something's wrong with Mum.
Em.
Em! I've found a way out.
Oh! Dad, look out! Get off! Go, I'm I'm fine! I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Attack, Rufus.
Attack! Attack, Rufus! Antoine! Thank goodness.
You've got to get us to Saint Michael's.
No space here.
Jump in the back.
In we hop! Mum, Dad! Ollie! Mum! Dad! What? Whoa! Uh! Stop, stop! Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Good luck.
What happened? Where have you been? We got stuck.
It was Frank who got us here.
Come on, let's go.
You look amazing.
So do you.
Frank? Thanks.
Appreciate it.
To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, to love and honour, for all the days of my life.
Till death do us part.